Fun fact: an ants nest can go as deep as 3 meters, so even if you manage to get rid of the entrance to their home, they have storage of food collected from the wild and they can 100% dig their way out of there
Therapist : so tell me your story Ant : i was at work when suddenly my friend paul got mauled by a gigantic alien robots and then i saw my co workers and our babies drowned in the heaviest rainfall i've ever seen.... the horror, the screams, i... couldn't do anything... *shivers*
Gchagmg the whole joke is about when I used to get bit by ants I would hose their home and to make it funny I just said that the ants were talking to each other and said “I didn’t know it was raining today”
Great video. I remember watching this years ago. Never ceases to make me laugh. Also you’re completely right. At 5:14 that sound really does give an angel it’s wings.
My neighbors all know I have a flamethrower and I target shoot. Strangers see the decals on the doors and windows. No one ever bothers us. They go to more pacific houses. Scaring ‘em is better than fighting. P.S. My husband can shoot, but he doesn’t love it like I do.
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*No ants were harmed in the making of this video* , *They were* *_killed_* Edit: I have never got so many likes Edit: WTF 100 likes?? Edit: 200 likes... Edit: HOLY SHITO 300
I just saw this in my recommended, and idk why I remember but I do, I remember when this very video was posted.... how have I been watching you for 4 years, I'm 18 now!
For the mustard one you should’ve taken a shovel and destroyed a tiny bit of it so they would all start coming out and more would get hit with the mustard.
Chris is a ytbr ( 2 channels, this one and a shooting one) and has been a voice actor in lego movie 1 and 2 plus being in several movies, like maravel (i dont know which one he was in, but i know he was in one) and jurrasic park, mad respect Chris. may this be pinned and popular
The anteaters' suborder, Vermilingua, means “worm tongue." Since anteaters have no teeth, they must use their long tongues to scoop up the ants and termites that make up the majority of their diet. ... In addition to ants and termites, anteaters also eat soft-bodied grubs, soft fruits, and birds' eggs.
To sufficiently kill a large ant sized colony use black powder, lighter fluid, fireworks, and a flamethrower to ignite. Then follow with water to put out the fire and flex seal to repair the damage.
Offtheranch: Top 10 ways to kill ants
AntsCanada: Peace was never an option.
Oml I was on that a min ago and was looking for this
Drachen Spieler WW3
Antscanada declare War to erm i don’t know the name.
Harwey -049 that’s so perfect!🤣! WW3 will be the Ants vs Annihilation 😂🤣
Drachen Spieler American:😳
I only watched this video to find a comment like this
“Mommy, what’s Daddy doing in the yard?”
“Your father is... taking full advantage of his rights, sweetheart “
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
FREEDOM
MURRRRICAAAAAA
How are there only 4 now 5 comments on this comment
Girl: You’re scaring the chickens
Dad: That’s a fried chicken
Chicken: WAIT WAT!??!
James Dupin he did
@James Dupin 4:32
My name’s Alex
lmao jager as your pfp
@James Dupin he did
Fun fact: an ants nest can go as deep as 3 meters, so even if you manage to get rid of the entrance to their home, they have storage of food collected from the wild and they can 100% dig their way out of there
wtf is your pf pic
Tf is that pfp
@@bigfatboiygm why not
@@Kaiser_von_Europa cause that union jack looks kinda off a little tbh
@@bigfatboiygm ik
Disclaimer: No ants were hurt in this video - Everyone involved are professional stuntants.
Stuntants 🙃
Sureeee
Something tells me they may have been harmed... idk they might actually be moving dots
Do u wanna put your hand with fire ants?
They want to burn because they are demons
the ants that survived called it JUDGEMENT DAY..
The Ant Queen might become Sarah Connor😏
*they'll be back*
Those that tasted the bite of his flamethrower named him
The antslayer
The purge
The final antanation
Kids at their school: “I got a new nerf gun!”
Matt’s kids: “I got a sniper rifle!”
😂
(Proceeds to take the rifle to school)
Shooters*
Quiet kid at the back: I've got an RPG
Actually pretty much every kid in texas
I once knew an elder gentleman who swore by cattle prods. He said is disoriented the colony and they would start killing each other.
Plot twist: He didn't kill any ants and now they are plotting revenge.
offTheMounds next video: Top 10 ways to kill humans.
Lol
#1
Poisoned Food
Effectiveness: 7/10
Perk: You can have left over food but you have to clean it first
#2
War
Effectiveness 7/10
Perk: Depends what race of ant you are
Question: will it work for all ants
A: deadlier. Better
offtheMounds🤣🤣
#3 Form an alliance with the wasps and bees and make them attack the humans with their stings
Effectiveness: 9/10
Imagine looking out your window and you see a dad with his two kids holding a flamethrower, that’s when you know that the mom isn’t there
Then who was filming?
@Alex Volk true
And is also means hes Savage
@@TheReformedRedheadWeirdoNoMore problie the person looking out the Window brewing wtf😂
How dad's play with kids when mom isn't home
Imagine the survivor ants like they would go to therapy because of the things they witnessed...
Therapist : so tell me your story
Ant : i was at work when suddenly my friend paul got mauled by a gigantic alien robots and then i saw my co workers and our babies drowned in the heaviest rainfall i've ever seen.... the horror, the screams, i... couldn't do anything... *shivers*
Who else wanted to see him pick up the flex seal ant hill.
He did it 4 years ago
@@powerpuffjay6240ok?
ANTS ARE RUINING MY YARD…
*burns a massive patch of his yard then runs it over*
LinkSupreme 420 Dont forget a bout blowing g up part of his yard
Atleast the ants didnt ruin it
LinkSupreme 420 "massive"??
The whole point was to not let the ants ruin his yard, only he’s allowed to
Don't forget straight up putting a bomb in his yard
Girl: Your making the chicken scared!!
Also the girl: Look the chicken ran away!
OfftheRanch: *THATS FRIED CHICKEN*
Cesario Obillo bruh right when I was going thru the comments I saw this and she said your making the chicken scared 😂😂
daughter: "the chicken just ran all the way! He's scared of the flamethrower"
dad: "it's fried chicken"
xD
Ggs my guy i said to myself when he said it
Cicken sweet
It’s afraid chicken 🐔
@pawat since 2009 spelling...... Not grammar
keep in mind : he is just kindly and in family friendly way of teaching people on how to make a makeshift dynamite🤣
Imagine looking out your window and seeing your neighbor with a flamethrower burning everything
Be hell of a day lol hell I would ask him if he could light my cigarette cause fuck it
Austin Schoenenberger misses your cig and burns your house down, oh wait he has the flex glue so it’s all good!
Millenial detected
Well he would need some binoculars
"Welcome to Florida."
Ants: die
Ant News the next day: 100 ants die by a man-made nuke detonation.
100,000,000 ants you mean
NAH 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
GOATED ON DA STICKS ...if you count the Argentine ant’s super cononly I suppose yes
I am pretty sure that is actually the average for a large colonie
tastyburger 1425 nope average ants grow up to a billion
... i have a feeling Mere was at work and Matt was home alone with the kids yesterday.
No doubt.
yup
yep
Lucky kids
Who's doing the camera work?
Matt: "I think this my new method of taking care of ants"
The next day *15 anthill exploded*
Matt: "I knew this would work"
Mom: honey I’m home
Dad: I’ll hide the flamethrower
Matt : Uses multiple ways to destroy ant beds
7 year old me : *STOMP*
Michael T. Dice LE STOMP
Me: Ahhhhhhhh! Ants
Stompi stompi
Michael T. Dice 🎲
7 year old me: *rokk*
Making explosives: Demonetized
Making explosives with family: *Family friendly!*
makes sense. He didn’t MAKE any explosives
This went from "yea lets get them with the water hose!" To "lets use hard-core explosives and molten metal to seal them up!"
Ants: yay I found a home finally
Him: this is America
Iuiiuiuiuiuiu
Jaxx
LOL
ahaha cx
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do i feel like burnung ant hills
5 year old me: *gets bit by ants*
*3 Minutes Later*
Ants: “I didn’t know it was raining today hmm”
Lol
What?
Gchagmg the whole joke is about when I used to get bit by ants I would hose their home and to make it funny I just said that the ants were talking to each other and said “I didn’t know it was raining today”
Lmao-
RAINING FLEX SEAL
When your dad literally has a flamethrower
Every dad in America
Higher chance to survive zombie apocalypse.
Professor Smartness not every dad
SECOND AMENDMENT!!! *blows fire circle in air* FUCK YEAH!!
Merica
Loved it. Felt like a more child-friendly Demolition Ranch
FR
I honestly half expected that when Matt showed his kids the gun safe, he was gonna pull out a Hi-Point.
Nope. No pew pews on this channel.
Bruh
I was hoping for the 50 cal. BMG
I thought maybe a frickin rpg
Kinda, cuz hi-points are the mustard of the gun world.
The fact this Texan Chris Pratt has a flamethrower confirms that he’s American
@d u c k i thought he looked like chris pratt too XD 😂 😂😂
I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE CHRIS PRATT
If Chris Pratt and Ashton Kutcher had a baby.
d u c k Texas is in America
@@Jenntodd2011 imma wait for someone else to say it.
*blasts flamethrower at ant colony*
His daughter: wooah that's cool anyway dad the chicken's running away
This is so satisfying I could watch it forever because I HATE ANTS SO MUCH
OffTheRanch: how to kill ants
AntsCanada: *FIRE ANTS ATTACK*
Wtf.
YOU ARE RIGHT
HAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@The Harvey Show same
Go Phoenix empire protect the ember empress
That flex seal one probably did alot of damage
Oh noooo
Even better if it was flex tape
LTU
No it did not because ants do tunnels underground so they can just dig out.
Way less damage than the flamethrower to the GRASS! XD
4:52 RIP grass
“You’re making the chicken scared”
“That’s a fried chicken”
Pmsl😂😂😂
how about a beach chicken lol
Fried chicken fried 🐔
Great video. I remember watching this years ago. Never ceases to make me laugh. Also you’re completely right. At 5:14 that sound really does give an angel it’s wings.
*pulls out flame thrower*
Chicken: Aight bro I’m bouta head out.
Spino Gaming im crying 😂🤣🤣
ight imma head out
Spino Gaming the chicken was like I wanna be roasted HAHAHAHHA
Ight imma get out
Lmao 😂
AntsCanada: * horrific screaming intesifys*
Lmaooo
The gaming kingdom 284 ants Canada will literally sew dis guy if he can
I was just about to watch hin
dude he would NOT LIKE THS VID
XD
Who else thought he was gonna use a fully automatic weapon on an ant home?
PhilTheThrill I thought he might have used the .50 cal lol
PhilTheThrill me
@@lizardnpc6506 lol yea just shoot it directly down the hole.
He didn’t I think because it would demonetised the video
Knew he wouldn't but hoped he would
I love how you do the entertainment more for your daughter than for us
Imagine your a burglar and you get caught in the night and this dude starts coming at you with a fuckin flame thrower
if it really a burglar,he got something better for them
Tonight on demolition ranch...
Hey watch your words
My neighbors all know I have a flamethrower and I target shoot. Strangers see the decals on the doors and windows. No one ever bothers us. They go to more pacific houses. Scaring ‘em is better than fighting. P.S. My husband can shoot, but he doesn’t love it like I do.
LoL 69 likes
*a single ant bites this guy*
This dude: *so your whole colony have chose death?*
**next day** some random ant: AC 130 INBOUND
Damn
That's me fuck ants fuck flies and all those shit
So ture
How can an ant bite someone that’s impossible well for me because I’ve never got but by any ants
“Honey the neighbors are recreating world war 2 again”
Lol😂😂
XD 😆🤣😂
Even with the realistic gassing!
@@tio4973 r/cursedcomments
9:46 hey they recreated the end of the war! Thats cooo
I love how out of everything this, this is the number one
Him: Flamethrows the Ants
The Chicken: Aight imma head out
Lol
Lol
League of legends lol
Lol
Lol
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
On which part?
😂😂😂
Millions on tinie tiny voices.
Yep. R.I.P.
I felt joy
Matt: *Top 10 Ways To Kill Ants*
Antscanada: *Feeding My Ant Colony Matt From Demolition Ranch*
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL
But which ant colony
HAHAHAHHAHAHA when I saw dat I was like: OMG LOL... The ants: yasss this is revenge
nice
nice the nice
In 2:54 the way he just says “that’s a lot of damage” this one made me laugh 🤣🤣
Ants: exist
This guy: *So you have chosen, death.*
This guy: exist
ants canada: *So you have chosen, death.*
@:3Crazy panda:3 no no
I thought you use SMOKE ON BEES?
Hmmmm!!
Canadian ants want to take revenge on you, for what the cruel world has done to ants.
You should try liquid nitrogen next time on ant hill
His wife:what did you do today?
Him: taught the kids how to make bombs.
Alkida joined the chat
Wew it's ganja make use of them
Normal thing in afganistan
TheNightOwl normal Texan thing. I’ve never been to Texas but I bet they know how to take care of enemies.
4:12 literally me when I see a huge spider in my room
4:16 also me when I see a huge spider in my room
@@vardanchtryan2012R.I.H Spider
_Ants Canada will remember this_
Phaze__Playz ha
You stole my damn comment.
Amen
Lol
Wtf I was thinking about him
U sCaREd ThE ChIcKeN
Honestly, that part when the chicken was running was so funny though
Denise [DeniseForLife] yeah
A man using a flame thrower against an ant nest, that’s the definition of texas
JonhhEdits God bless Texas
The U.S of A.
3:23
Bro the kids are like
“So cool dad!”
They have no idea that like 400 ants just died lol 😂😂
RIP ants😅
I love how this gets recommended to me after watching a bunch of AntsCannada videos
I guess it's not just me
Same too
I just said the same thing omgg !!!!!
Me too
Same
Imagine his wife looking out the window and seeing him use a flamethrower on grass.
I think Meredith is used to that at this point
His wife: help required
Lmao
This comment got An stack of likes! (Minecraft players know what i mean)
@@tsuraji there is another
(star wars fans get this reference)
“Instead of lighting it with a lighter, we’ll light it with a flamethrower!”
I guess it’s true: Everything’s bigger in Texas.
I just hope he doesn't have a natural gas pipeline going to his house!....😬
He really went crazy with the flame thrower
Oh yes
Nah bro its texaas
You know what I'd use for ants? A BAZOOKA.
5 year olds in the backyard: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
4:31
Offtheranch: pulls out flamethrower
chicken: Oh hell naw
DaRealest B hahahahaha
"Aw shit, here we go again"
His name is matt
Hell to the naw to the naw naw naw
Chicken: WhY Do I HeAr BoSs MusIC???!!!!!?!
To show you the power of flex seal I killed this entire ant colony
Now that's a lot of damage!!!
-Phil the flex seal guy
I cut this ant hill in half!!
Thats alot of damage
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Not jut the ant men
Did anyone else think the flex seal looked like tar in the thumbnail
Me
@@jacobreqps4760 good I'm not the only one!
Yeah
Me
It looks like tar until it starts hardening anyway so this comment got a like
At the end of the outro, i'd figure you could scare away all the ants with your energy you got there. seriously, like the ideas, was a fun video.
Him- "Totally suffocating them inside the flex seal"
The Kid- "tHaT'S cOoL dAD!!"
It’s pretty cool ngl
They're ants so it doesn't matter
@EA Gesmundo No, dogs, birds, fish, and lizards are all higher forms of life and insects only exist to feed them.
@EA Gesmundo No, dogs, birds, fish, and lizards are all higher forms of life and insects only exist to feed them.
Pretty cool tbh
*No ants were harmed in the making of this video* ,
*They were* *_killed_*
Edit: I have never got so many likes
Edit: WTF 100 likes??
Edit: 200 likes...
Edit: HOLY SHITO 300
oh yes that made my fucking day 😂😂😂👍
😂😂😂
And 3 comments
@@bloopernoodles8682 lol
This dude destroying the ant hill: yes we killed em
The ants 10 feet below ground with their queen and underground cave home: what’s all that noise?
water
@@anthony-mt9wt water can’t go that far down with a hose
That’s why you need to call in a white phosphorus strike on the ant hill.
@@ogwaffleface1812 Moab
@@rh4723 If it’s going to be a bomb, may as well be nuclear
Matt is definitely the greatest dad ever
You win this time TH-cam recommendations, you win...
“We light it with a flamethrower”
Welcome to texas.
suprised he didnt pull out a A-10 Warthog XD
these people are the most badass texans ive ever seen and ive lived in texas my entire life
*Imagine using water when you can use a M1 Grand*
@@kitkatcitcat5761 this post was made by WW2 veterans.
Welp my dad has umm about 20 guns and and we start camp fires in our backyard.. 🙂
"Always put more black powder than you think you need"
News Headline : *"Man blows up house trying to kill ants"*
Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
I see that
XD I can imagine
Local Florida man
Spooky Temporium lol
I just saw this in my recommended, and idk why I remember but I do, I remember when this very video was posted.... how have I been watching you for 4 years, I'm 18 now!
“Your scaring the chicken it’s running away”
*thats a fried chicken*
Bugs life deleted scene
Hahahaha I get it 🐜 💥 😵☠️💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
The best scene of them all!
This is what happens when you leave your children with their dad 😂
When mom's not home
True
Id be happy
I would like but it's perfect 300
Wanna bring the ants back to life use flex tape
Off The Ranch - ‘How to kill ants’
AntVenom - *intense breathing sounds*
So how do you want the ants to die?
Guy: yes
Pubg kuy
That barely makes sense but im all for it.!
@@keepthechange4424 woosshhh
Robloy:FBI OPEN UP HE SAND YES
How big is this guy's backyard
The Letter L he owns a farmland
Why does he own a flamethrower
@@mohamedkamara2332 This is America were talking about.
The Letter L ikr
Mohamed Kamara hes american
Ants : Exist
Him : *I’m about to end this ant hole’s career*
underrated comment😂
You see, this is the kind of comments that should get on the top, not unoriginal and forced jokes.
This is the kind of joke that restores my faith in humanity
Hahahhaah
Equozo godlike comment
For the mustard one you should’ve taken a shovel and destroyed a tiny bit of it so they would all start coming out and more would get hit with the mustard.
In the safe I was expecting him to whip out an ak 47 but no, mustard..
Dan Clouston it’s his fridge actually
Dan Clouston lol
I expected Cooter
That's because if you put an ak 47 up against some mustard, the mustard will always win
i expected one of those guns that hurt when you shoot
OffTheRanch: “how to kill ants”
AntCanada: **intense screaming **
ikr
Lmao
i love ants canada and then i saw this on my recommended and I was horrified lol
OH MY- *I SEE THIS*
Lol
This video should rename as "when mom is not at home" 😂😂
Or, as we locals from this channel say...
"Don't tell Mere".
"When the wife isn't home"
Not that far they did not but 90 bombs on a ant hill all of the ants will be dead
Then move away for the bomb oh i for got swep the ant
I was just talking to my friend whose home alone and she fucking broke her sink
Chris is a ytbr ( 2 channels, this one and a shooting one) and has been a voice actor in lego movie 1 and 2 plus being in several movies, like maravel (i dont know which one he was in, but i know he was in one) and jurrasic park, mad respect Chris.
may this be pinned and popular
Nothing like a dad and his daughter bonding by killing ants
Dum
I would find that fun it brings me pleasure
By setting them on fire with a flamethrower
*totally normal day*
daughter: so what are we going to do today dad?
dad: probably kill ants
daughter: freaks out DADDY DAUGHTER TIME
I wish I could bond with my dad like that
This man single handedly waged war on ants, a species with a population of billions. I salute you soldier.
Humans are a species with a population of billions too moron, and theyre about 1 million times bigger
@@CRZ_PL there are hundreds of billions of ants, moron
CuberGames I salute you
Ants will forever outnumber everything on earth.
@@vepixity6349 I am aware of that you fucking rubix cube
I only said there are billions of humans too, said nothing about ants
How to kill ants without mercy
Get a ant eater
Effectiveness: inf/10
GOKU Mastered Ultra Instinct the best idea ever
Anteaters don’t eat ants
The anteaters' suborder, Vermilingua, means “worm tongue." Since anteaters have no teeth, they must use their long tongues to scoop up the ants and termites that make up the majority of their diet. ... In addition to ants and termites, anteaters also eat soft-bodied grubs, soft fruits, and birds' eggs.
They do according to google
Lol
Bro has the world record for the most ant hills on his yard💀
*ANTSCANADA* *HAS* *LEFT* *THE* *CHAT!*
Well he doesn't care about feral ants...
When he used the flamethrower I realised he is a true American.
THIS IS AMERICA
@@cosminamanole9874 THIS IS AMERICA FK THE POLICE
He has hundreds of guns
I would freeze them! Canadian sock over here! ❄️❄️❄️
America!
FRICK YEAH
“ that’s fried chicken “
That’s my favorite quote now
Lucas Walling hi
Now ant mans mad 😡
OffTheRanch: Drives on Ant Hill
The ant whole colony: AYO WHAT'S HAPPENING
I feel Iike "The problem is they're all still alive" would make a great meme format
woah mlg glasses ants
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLEX SEAL ONE? :(
it went back to flex seal heaven and died
@@beefsupreme5291 that's a lot of damage...
I want to know too
Entertaining, yes good video. Thanks again Matt for making my day......!-)
He'll probably update us in a day or two.
To sufficiently kill a large ant sized colony use black powder, lighter fluid, fireworks, and a flamethrower to ignite. Then follow with water to put out the fire and flex seal to repair the damage.
exactly
Jared K why you are trying to kill ants grrrrrrrr
Noel OBrien those are fire ants! They’re an invasive species which kills off all other ants and everything else they come across.
Then run that shit over
@@noelobrien4377 why wouldn't you kill ants?
Imagine someone is looking for ways to actually kill ants and find this video. Super helpful btw
I like the fact that he just has a flamethrower laying around in his shed
Yeah lol
Most farms do
He does have a gun channel not surprising
Everyone does in mn
Mild-mannered vet during the week, pyrotechnic maniac during the weekend
You call it flex seal, the ants call it the new patio roof.
noW tHaTs AloT oF DaMaGe
I nees to sew how it did
offtheranch has joined the chat.
AntsCanada has left the chat.
Everyone: oh crap
Hahahahah
Exactly
Yep praise ants
LOL I sent him the vid!
Yeh
OffTheRanch: top 10 ways to kill ants:
AntsCanada: **EXTREMELY INTENSE SCREAMING**