4:01 "Why are you hesitating?" 4:04 "Why are you hesitating?" 4:07 "Are you afraid of what you might discover?" 4:10 "Why are you hesitating?" Wise words spoken by a wiser man.
That's actually great. T - The TruePeoplez H - he TruePeoplez E - e TruePeoplez T - TruePeoplez R - ruePeoplez U - uePeoplez E - ePeoplez P - Peoplez E - eoplez O - oplez P - plez L - lez E - ez Z - z
I don't use public bathrooms cos I'm a femboy and whenever I try to use the men's one, people harass me, telling to go to the women's one, but that's an even bigger danger, especially since my country is very transphobic, so even if I just rushed into the stall, not doing anything sus, just my presence in the women's bathroom is so illegal I could end up manhandled by a guard or beaten up by an angry mob if they didcover anything manly about me (like my voice), but men's bathroom isn't safe either unless I have a guaranteed option to just rush to the stall without anyone having time to register my presence and the only gender-neutral bathroom 99.9% of the time (cos occassionally small institutions or something will have just one neutral bathroom for one person) is the disabled one and, yeah, you'll also have issues with the sexurity if you're not visibly disabled (I know cos I tried) at this point it's better to go to some remote spot in a park and pee under a tree, cos gendering bathrooms (and people's trans- and queerphobia) made them useless for anyone who's not a perfect cishet stereotype of their gender assigned at birth
@@TheEditingKittiz prostate problems + since prostate meds are technically HRT (they reduce DHT), they get carpet-banned (or just made terribly difficult to get, you need like 5 doctors to agree that you're only using it for prostate problems and not trying to feminize yourself cos we must protect the holy gender system) in transphobic countries as a part of a ban on gender-affirming healthcare (same goes for hair loss meds, I needed to get finasteride from "dark web", "black market" cos technically theoretically it can slightly feminize you (hell, some would even say preserving your hair, not being bald is feminine - I'm waiting for my country to force all men to become bald as a part of their fight against trans people 😂) as a side effect or rather in combination with other meds and that's a big no-no - and since I made the mistake of complaining about male puberty and expressing the need to become more feminine as a kid, I'm blacklisted from anything hormone-related for life: I don't give a shit, I just order meds illegally, shit on the government online, wear skirts and other girly clothes in public, if the government sends their bullies in uniforms to drag me to the mandatory-for-AMABs ("men"-only mandatory conscription) army or to arrest me, I have cameras set up all over, ready to livestream, I'll kick and bite, may the whole world see (on the livestream - if I get any warning, I also have all leftist press on speed dial) how they use violence on a 50 kg femboy in a plaid skirt and pink Hello Kitty hoodie for saying genders should be equal and that trans people are valid, I want them to see how stupid they look and maybe finally some revolution will break out or the US (tough luck now with Trump) will invade us to protect human rights; in the meanwhile I'm criticizing them and hoping for a less violent resolution (tho I'm too blackpilled on politics / voting, realistically maybe a fairly peaceful revolution, tho our "Polish" government already said they'll draft a bunch of "men" in January (and we allrgedly have a leftist government now, the naivete 😂), so if you see this kinda shit show on TV or online, you'll know it's me 😂)
It feels so illegal to watch a Beluga video this early. 💀 Edit: You guys created a Fr chain in replies, which I didn't expect to happen, but I'm happy cause it's happening with me for the 1st time in my life. 😃😄
This video genuinely made my bones shiver. so much action, romance and suspense! Especially when the cat joined the conversation by peeing on both the people, genuinely wholesome.
idk if u know this already but these characters r from an anime and they basically do random ahh blaming stuff like this but not THIS weird. its death note if ur interested btw
In this situation,use the stalls,if someone is in there,and people are using the urinals,the "bro-code"is a lie,which means if you ignore the bro code,you win.but....you actually need to look down so you can spray properly,the sink will not help you,the only way is to grab tissue and use it as a barrier
Beluga is actually getting more uniuqe in videos, the discord videos were unique, but some people said “kinda repetitive” guess what beluga done next? Make sure every video is an absolute banger as always and made some other bangers that aren’t just discord as well! Respect!
1:11 Okay, OKAY!! You see, L has a freaking point here! If the public restroom's door isn't automatic where functioning people don't have to touch the door's germs spreaded by multiple hands, there isn't a point of washing your hands after daily use.. But what i can provide you is a simple strategy of grabbing squares of toilet paper if any are still left, you can use that as a protector from getting your hands dirty again after just cleaning em. Then, you can find a trash bin sitting outside the restroom to throw it away. Easy yet useful, right? I know i got nerdy over some logic by a fictional character, but idc.
Rhett and Link did a song about "The Perfect Bathroom Trip" that goes over using the paper towels that you dry your hands with to also open the bathroom door. This was YEARS ago.
This is actually very deep, clever and well thought through. Beluga will never become a president or leader unfortunately, as he is to intelligent for that.
What would you do in this situation?
OMG HI
Hi bel
FIRST EDIT: Hmm idk its badd❤❤
I will, uhh Skibidi 🔥
I AM FAN
"3d beluga isn't real, he cant hurt you"
3d beluga:
bro just copied my comment😭🙏
Just wait until you see 4d beluga o_o
@@Beluga1 fr
@@Beluga14d beluga is coming for us all
@@Beluga1 ö
4:01 "Why are you hesitating?"
4:04 "Why are you hesitating?"
4:07 "Are you afraid of what you might discover?"
4:10 "Why are you hesitating?"
Wise words spoken by a wiser man.
Why are you hesitating?
Why are you hesitating?
*stops for one second* why are you hesitating?
*Stops for one millisecond* why are you hesitating?
son you forgot to finish your homework
ok then i will do it🤗
ok
The homework will finish itself
@@Beluga1 heart me
I ate it
B - Brilliant
E - Energetic
L - Lively
U - Unique
G - Generous
A - Amazing
Beluga is incredible for everyone ❤
@Davidiscool_0 bro what 😭 you have a skibidi pfp and talking about poo huh 😭⁉️
@Davidiscool_0 Hater
That's actually great.
T - The TruePeoplez
H - he TruePeoplez
E - e TruePeoplez
T - TruePeoplez
R - ruePeoplez
U - uePeoplez
E - ePeoplez
P - Peoplez
E - eoplez
O - oplez
P - plez
L - lez
E - ez
Z - z
U forgot "Clever"
This man has earned my respect.
Love how Beluga is just trying to piss while listening these two dudes duke it out
Death note deleted clip
No replys? I got you
LMAOOO
Death note first draft😮
Wdym
Beluga and Light Yagami was something I didn’t think I’d ever see
FRRR
Hahahahahahaha this is so random but i agree
beluga went from discord videos, to songs to death note charapters talking about man bathroom rule
3:09 hits hard
This should be in cinema!
Netflix can’t compete with this quality
@@Beluga1fr fr
@@Beluga1 Can you heart this comment?
@@Beluga1true
@@Beluga1real
" Are you subscribed yet? "
" uh.. "
" Why are you hesitating? "
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Are you afraid of what you might discover?"
Because of this exact video 😃
Why are you hesitating?
There is literally a toilet 🙏 0:56
DO YOU KNOW THE BRO CODE?????
@@RealExrta-OrdinaryFrolic yes
WHAT THE HELL
That's gay
WHAT OBSERVATORY THINKING OF A THOUGHT PROCESS IS THIS?!?!??,
The amount of plot twists are crazy 💀
yah ts is soooo🧘♂️
🔫🤬
Sink < bro code
Fr dude 😂
Never expected beluga to make a 3d version of himself😂 . That jumpscare at the last was scary.
I got jumped by that one
@@MrMaoXXi me to
3d version of himself isn't even new
@@FloatinPineapplehis irl self (the guy In blazer)
Same man that jumpscare was not expected XD
“That’s it, I’m using the stall.”
*Proceeds to phase through the door just to be jumpscared by a 3d Begula*
beluga casually traumatising everyone who uses public bathrooms
And that's why I don't use public bathrooms
I don't use public bathrooms cos I'm a femboy and whenever I try to use the men's one, people harass me, telling to go to the women's one, but that's an even bigger danger, especially since my country is very transphobic, so even if I just rushed into the stall, not doing anything sus, just my presence in the women's bathroom is so illegal I could end up manhandled by a guard or beaten up by an angry mob if they didcover anything manly about me (like my voice), but men's bathroom isn't safe either unless I have a guaranteed option to just rush to the stall without anyone having time to register my presence
and the only gender-neutral bathroom 99.9% of the time (cos occassionally small institutions or something will have just one neutral bathroom for one person) is the disabled one and, yeah, you'll also have issues with the sexurity if you're not visibly disabled (I know cos I tried)
at this point it's better to go to some remote spot in a park and pee under a tree, cos gendering bathrooms (and people's trans- and queerphobia) made them useless for anyone who's not a perfect cishet stereotype of their gender assigned at birth
“Afraid of looking down”💀
This might actually be one of the best Beluga videos in awhile
Beluga should've added "based on a true story" at the end
You haven't considered that a cat is not part of the bro code, so peeing next to Beluga would not only be allowed but also funny
The fact that normal people take less than 4:23 min to pee
Nah bro, Normal people take more than 2,763 years to pee, Totally totally..
@@Sikkyson yoylecake
@@Sikkysonswag route lets go!!
That's a cat we got there tho
Beluga the whole time:
👁️👄👁️
I never thought I would see a 3D form of Beluga
Another day, another slay - Definition of Bugela!
Beluga on the side thinking "What these guys yapping about..!?" 😆 🤣..
1:52 What if I told you I like peeing next to another man💀
bro but why did they take so long to pee
@@TheEditingKittiz prostate problems + since prostate meds are technically HRT (they reduce DHT), they get carpet-banned (or just made terribly difficult to get, you need like 5 doctors to agree that you're only using it for prostate problems and not trying to feminize yourself cos we must protect the holy gender system) in transphobic countries as a part of a ban on gender-affirming healthcare (same goes for hair loss meds, I needed to get finasteride from "dark web", "black market" cos technically theoretically it can slightly feminize you (hell, some would even say preserving your hair, not being bald is feminine - I'm waiting for my country to force all men to become bald as a part of their fight against trans people 😂) as a side effect or rather in combination with other meds and that's a big no-no - and since I made the mistake of complaining about male puberty and expressing the need to become more feminine as a kid, I'm blacklisted from anything hormone-related for life: I don't give a shit, I just order meds illegally, shit on the government online, wear skirts and other girly clothes in public, if the government sends their bullies in uniforms to drag me to the mandatory-for-AMABs ("men"-only mandatory conscription) army or to arrest me, I have cameras set up all over, ready to livestream, I'll kick and bite, may the whole world see (on the livestream - if I get any warning, I also have all leftist press on speed dial) how they use violence on a 50 kg femboy in a plaid skirt and pink Hello Kitty hoodie for saying genders should be equal and that trans people are valid, I want them to see how stupid they look and maybe finally some revolution will break out or the US (tough luck now with Trump) will invade us to protect human rights; in the meanwhile I'm criticizing them and hoping for a less violent resolution (tho I'm too blackpilled on politics / voting, realistically maybe a fairly peaceful revolution, tho our "Polish" government already said they'll draft a bunch of "men" in January (and we allrgedly have a leftist government now, the naivete 😂), so if you see this kinda shit show on TV or online, you'll know it's me 😂)
lol 💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀
Fr? 😆
0:38 The SINK that’s barbaric you’ll never do that😳😂
Yes I will
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:09 "I'm just thinking about enterprise resource planning" 🤣
4:17 Bro using wall hack💀
HAcKfer
Wdym
😂😂
😂😂
Fr bro
Beluga animation:
This: real meme 💀😎
Discord videos: 👍👍
imagine someone in the stall listening to this entire conversation💀💀💀
This video is a fever dream 😭😭😭😭
2:10 wtf bro😭🙏
on god bro😭🙏
Oh hell naw bro😭🙏
Ikr
Ah yes, upload more miku related video 😂🤳
this such argument is supposed to be in cinema 😂
as a person who grew up with Beluga, i can confirm that 3D Beluga is something i didnt see coming until Gen Sigma at least
It feels so illegal to watch a Beluga video this early. 💀
Edit: You guys created a Fr chain in replies, which I didn't expect to happen, but I'm happy cause it's happening with me for the 1st time in my life. 😃😄
ong
Yea
Fr
Same
Zir i was a bit late because I had to deliver
“Why are you hesitating?” and “Are you afraid of what you might discover?” Are actually the best things I’ve heard today 👌👌👌
Ik I commented before but the way u turned a simple problem of peeing into a whole detailed chessboard explanation is soo hilarious😭😭
4:20 JUMPSCARE WARNING
The fact that the minute you pointed out is 4:20 is crazy 💀
@@MaribelCoba-d3m yeah💀
lol
me: Mom can we buy beluga?
mom: We already have beluga at home
Beluga at home:
This video genuinely made my bones shiver. so much action, romance and suspense! Especially when the cat joined the conversation by peeing on both the people, genuinely wholesome.
At this point, only two minutes of the video being posted, no one has watched the entire thing at normal speed.
I have. (Even though I'm 12min late)
I have (even though i am 26 minutes late)
I have (even tho I'm 44 minutes late)
I have. (Even though I'm 1hr late)
I have(even though I am 2 hours late)
Can we thank beluga for enlightening all the anime fans especially death note ❤❤😊
There are empty toilet stalls behind him 02:55
Sorry I copied 😏
0:33 there’s a stall 💀💀💀
Bro u dont understand
They know
Tsk tsk tsk.. you don't know the code. Go back to school young one
Bro doesn’t understand the code 💀💀💀 GET OU-
He means there’s a stall (a toilet with dividers) that he can use instead of urinals
Turning bathroom stuff into a game...Totally sounds like something Beluga would do.
I feel like this is gonna traumatized me for years
3:15 it was the best part 😂
Ik lol
We got beluga doing death note urinal refernece before gta 6💀💀😭😭😭
This would be such EPIC anime plot 😂
idk if u know this already but these characters r from an anime and they basically do random ahh blaming stuff like this but not THIS weird. its death note if ur interested btw
And they mostly do it in their minds lmao@@morning.star222
@@morning.star222 I'm pretty sure she does know
POV it becomes the most watched anime...
"Thank you for your advice. I will consider all options carefully to make the best decision."
This entire conversation goes through an INFJ's mind within the first two seconds of entering the restroom.
bro all of them are sus.
In this situation,use the stalls,if someone is in there,and people are using the urinals,the "bro-code"is a lie,which means if you ignore the bro code,you win.but....you actually need to look down so you can spray properly,the sink will not help you,the only way is to grab tissue and use it as a barrier
Awoop jumscare at the end 😂
Can't wait for some guys to do this as a prank when other people are in the stalls.
Bro I was watching death note when u came out with this😂
3D beluga: umm… can y’all be quiet?
1:05 highschool dxd bgm if anyone was wondering
Thx
W video,, w beluga guys!!
Fr
This video made me realize just how long 4.5 minutes are
How get emigos
4:09 there not even peeing💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
Ep
2:29 shouldnt they have finished by now?
Lol yeah
They forgot rule number 2. Never talk to one at a urinal
0:28 bros tryna be Einstein💀
C'mon haven't you watched death note?
This might be one of the best videos i've seen from your channel, i couldn't stop laughing lmfao-
I'm not a boy but I'm still watching this 😭
DEATHNOTE MENTIONED RAWRRR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Facs
smtns fishy
Death Note lore fr
Bro actually peed for 4 minutes and and 13 seconds. ABSOLUTE MONSTER!!💀💀
Beluga is actually getting more uniuqe in videos, the discord videos were unique, but some people said “kinda repetitive” guess what beluga done next? Make sure every video is an absolute banger as always and made some other bangers that aren’t just discord as well! Respect!
no replies? lemme fix that because youre 100% right
Fr respect to @Beluga the GOAT 🗿🗿🗿
“The Best Option Is The Womans Bathroom”
Cant believe that black suited guy peed for about 3 minutes 😂😂.
this is incredible this is litterally a film i need to watch it at cinema !!
frfr ima watch with you who's agree ?
4:12 He is still peeing
My guy we need to feature this in our society
Sadly we don’t have enough members :(
The fact that he was peeing the whole time lol
3:09 top class drama but they are still long peeing😂
i like how yagami light is inexplicably in character for this. LOL
We got 3d beluga before gta 6
Wisdomness people have the best choices in life
bro is overthinking everything way too much 😭💀
3:22 Highschool DxD Rias theme song?!! Damnn
Beluga watches peak death note?
I’ve seen it multiple times 😭
@ same 🔥
@@Beluga1is this a coincidence, i started watching Dn yesterday.. are you spying on me like L did to Kira?
Ace Attorney: Bathroom Edition
The jumpscare got me 😂💀😭
Even beluga released video before Gta VI💀💀💀
I love how they went pee for 4+ minutes 💀
1:11 Okay, OKAY!! You see, L has a freaking point here! If the public restroom's door isn't automatic where functioning people don't have to touch the door's germs spreaded by multiple hands, there isn't a point of washing your hands after daily use..
But what i can provide you is a simple strategy of grabbing squares of toilet paper if any are still left, you can use that as a protector from getting your hands dirty again after just cleaning em. Then, you can find a trash bin sitting outside the restroom to throw it away. Easy yet useful, right?
I know i got nerdy over some logic by a fictional character, but idc.
Rhett and Link did a song about "The Perfect Bathroom Trip" that goes over using the paper towels that you dry your hands with to also open the bathroom door. This was YEARS ago.
im gonna go choose ''wisely''
Beluga pissed for 4 mins😂😂😂
what did they do to Death Note 😂😂 1:16
fr 😭
5 seconds ago? Say less I‘m watching it immediately
Holy crap is video is so good I swear you need to Make more of these bangers
Only boys understand this😂😂😂
🥲🥲🥲
Yes lol
@1:37
your - eye -nals “
Please make more of these this is so entertaining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:18 L😂
0:05 chess?
this is MUCH better than discord videos, keep cookin dude🔥🔥🔥
Whats the music in 3:38 pls
with rhimes i think
with rhimes
Where can we find it? It's not on TH-cam, Spotify, deezer, apple music or google anyway. Please someone tell me where it is😭
mom:you forgot to feed the fish me: the fish will jump into the sea hunt another fish and jump back in its tank
2:08 what the Frick
Beluga: Nerd edition
Agreed
This is actually very deep, clever and well thought through. Beluga will never become a president or leader unfortunately, as he is to intelligent for that.