Lucy Pyre is for me, the definitive definition for "guilty pleasure" no matter how good the video is, you can't avoid the feeling of shame upon yourself.
"I'm not innocent, I've been on the internet longer than this girl has been alive!" Lucy: *starts singing cringe song about ERP* Asmongold: "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" This is why she called you innocent, Zack.
"I'm not innocent! I've been on the internet longer than this girl has been alive." The song she made starts playing and he starts reacting to it like a little old lady
@@ArchieGamez It was pretty cringy... but that is a western perspective. Japanese Culture is extremely sexually accepting. In Japan it's even socially acceptable to cheat on your spouse. This is because Japanese people do not recognize sex work as being intimate.
(while doing expert dungeon level 90) friend: why didnt you pop passage of arms when you have no other mitigation me: what that? friend: the mitigation with the angel wings thingy me: that a skill? i thought it was only in a cutscene by catboy friend: you have been level 90 PLD for a while now. have you done ALL of your role quests me: well. shit
Lucy Pyre is an underappreciated gem. The greatest treasure of XIV. (Also, don't take her too seriously, she posts cringe content specifically to make you cringe)
both clout-chase and spewing the same as the other streamers, it's been a constant over the last few months(honestly and mostly since the huge wowfugee crisis)
been watching lucy's FF14 videos since she started and she's hilarious. always had the impression that the FF14 community all know about her. our degenerate queen.
"Is it really that bad?" I had a tank that pulled only 1 group at a time. Since it was at a lvl 60 dungeon, you might be thinking "hey must be new, no biggie", right? Me too. Well, then I started getting aggro just AOEing mobs, but the tank's stance was on. Other members were confused too. Turns out, the tank does not AOE, and he told us himself by chatting "other tanks do that, but that's not my style"... The best part, he has a lvl 90 GNB and PLD, nothing else.
@@Targetdh It would mostly come down to how they respond if anyone says anything. If a DPS or healer points out that the party is pulling aggro and the tank responded by being a dick about it, that could get them banned. But just saying "aoe isn't my style" and leaving it at that, a report wouldn't go anywhere.
I loved Lucy's video, the first thought was " Asmongold must see this" couse she's insane and apperently a great singer to boot! And the tank video is fun as well, she knows how to keep things going hard heh.
@@lajkathespacedog Cringe is her trademark. It's partially what makes her so funny, because she takes risks... Very few does now because it's so easy to get canceled.
lucy is perhaps one of the top 5 vtubers imo her comedy and script writing for this video are amazing. her voice fits it perfectly and has the 2000s internet humour 24/7. she's like in her late 20s given the references so probably closer than asmon thinks
@@damgful quirky words like zoomer or twitch chat lingo does not equate nor cover to "90s/2000s internet humour" and the collective personality old millenials have from that.
Lucy Pyre is really brilliant and talented. Seriously, she has the best satires for the gaming community. Regardless if it's your taste, you can't deny the entertainment.
Lucy is one of those creators that has a legendary status within the community, but doesn’t see a ton of attention outside of this (although I say this as someone who got into the game because of her videos), so I’m glad to see her getting the recognition she deserves. Demon is funny as fuck.
I really miss having sword oath and shield oath on PLD. I feel like there was more to minmaxing your rotation when you had to figure out when you could afford to drop tank stance for more dps.
I hate DPS pulling because it messes up the flow of the run, if I pull the crap runs at me, when they pull I have to chase it down from them as normally when theDPS pulls they think they are helping but are too f-ing stupid to bring the stuff to me
"React Andy!" Asmon, you lucky bastard. You just discovered Goddess Pyre and already she has given you your true name. Some of us will never know such emotional and spiritual fulfillment so please be worthy.
Paladin job in Final Fantasy XI the other online Final Fantasy game. Was also able to use a 2 handed Sword like Dark Knight. So I don't understand why PLD can't use 2 handed swords in FFXIV. Oh well maybe someday they'll add that ability to PLD. Final Fantasy XI has a lot of stuff that I would to see in FFXIV. Warrior for instance was able to dual wield axes or swords when their sub job was Ninja. I would like to see that in FFXIV in some way or form.
Chances are in ff14 as a tank i'm pulling the max amount of mobs i can tank. I generally don't like when the dps pull extra because healers generally suck and spam 1 button instead of rotating cd and can't handle it and the dps pulling extra will wipe us.
I feel like Balmung is the only place where Limsa isn't where the ERPer's don't hang out. But I think a big part of that is because there's so many of them that the Limsa aetherite plaza is too small to contain all of them. So instead they meet in Quicksands. On the plus side, the Limsa aerherite plaza is a wholesome place where people play instruments and do cute dances.
anyone who says you pull you tank is bad has never experienced a rpr or dnc that sprints with you and uses their dashes to get ahead of you then doesnt run mobs to you and instead runs in circles as some mobs chase them and other mobs have aggroed on the healers since healing also gets aggro and ur left chasing down a few mobs that are all over the place lol. tank aoes are only so big and we only have 1 provoke lol
i really love ff14 and asmongold is doing really good videos recently. like for real. i like his reactions and how honest he is. sometimes he is kinda ashamed and hides it like behind a mask but still i really like his videos, reactions and opinion :) have a good day guys
4:15 "You wanted to show that innocent little man how you write lewd shit for virtual currency?!" "I.. So alright number one.."*scrathes his neckbeard*
Goddammit, I recognize the Limsa during her song, it's my old server. The chad Roe is Limsa Lomansa, he would always be standing there, silently, but he's NEVER afk status.
Lucy Pyre is for me, the definitive definition for "guilty pleasure"
no matter how good the video is, you can't avoid the feeling of shame upon yourself.
Fucking spot on
tier 3 sub i take it?
you need to revoke that profile pic, what a shame.
I can't take the voice it's so strange...
Your profile pic is Chad bobobo-bo bo-bobo. I love it.
“If you looked at all the dragons, hraesvelgr was the most attractive one” that is a sentence we heard today
Could’ve just said he looks cooler lmao
That is a sentence we have heard many times before
Tbh it’s vrtra for me 🤷🏻♀️
@@SniperKing-O bahamut is hotter, he is like the gigachad of dragons
@@RodrigoOliveira-tc5fv no you are clearly the hottest xoxo
"I'm not innocent, I've been on the internet longer than this girl has been alive!"
Lucy: *starts singing cringe song about ERP*
Asmongold: "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"
This is why she called you innocent, Zack.
Lucy Pyre calls "Asmon an innocent little man"
Asmon "I've never been so offended in my entire life"
I'm 2m, so I use the "little man" a LOT to insult short betas. :p
@@FrogGuru the audacity.
@@sirskorge Any askers?
the first and only time I have seen the man be offended.
@@FrogGuru Hope you aren’t believing this. Pretty sure 4chan is worse
"I'm not innocent! I've been on the internet longer than this girl has been alive." The song she made starts playing and he starts reacting to it like a little old lady
Damn furries, just when asmon think he's seen everything.
Yoshida: “please don’t share modded screenshots under offical tags, it misrepresents the game.”
Also Yoshida: *tells a cosplayer to step on him*
He only got forced to say those things by PR :3
I mean tbf the cosplayer is vanila and not modded xd
BASED AF
@@Aviiven That is exactly what I meant lolz
@@ArchieGamez It was pretty cringy... but that is a western perspective. Japanese Culture is extremely sexually accepting. In Japan it's even socially acceptable to cheat on your spouse. This is because Japanese people do not recognize sex work as being intimate.
"The reason I don't use that ability is because I forgot what key to press"
Yup. That's a tank.
(while doing expert dungeon level 90)
friend: why didnt you pop passage of arms when you have no other mitigation
me: what that?
friend: the mitigation with the angel wings thingy
me: that a skill? i thought it was only in a cutscene by catboy
friend: you have been level 90 PLD for a while now. have you done ALL of your role quests
me: well. shit
@@greggreyes6869 LOL
I haven't played my GNB in like 6 months. I've honestly probably forgotten where any of my buttons are.
He then denies that he, as a warrior, is all bunga and no brains.
@@katarh
that is a lie from the devil and they're going to unga bunga hell
“Why’s a lalafelle on there?”
Asmon- “can we please not go through this again”
Lucy Pyre is an underappreciated gem.
The greatest treasure of XIV.
(Also, don't take her too seriously, she posts cringe content specifically to make you cringe)
Lucy's channel has grown exponentially in the last months. I wonder how many more subs this video will get her.
sub count Andy
both clout-chase and spewing the same as the other streamers, it's been a constant over the last few months(honestly and mostly since the huge wowfugee crisis)
At least one.
She streams on twitch also
Lucy is great. Some would say too powerful even.
Ngl as someone who never ever played ff14. Seeing this was like ".. so this is why the homies are addicted to ff14.. it all make sense now".
been watching lucy's FF14 videos since she started and she's hilarious. always had the impression that the FF14 community all know about her. our degenerate queen.
well, degenerate queen of the game anyway
"Is it really that bad?"
I had a tank that pulled only 1 group at a time. Since it was at a lvl 60 dungeon, you might be thinking "hey must be new, no biggie", right? Me too. Well, then I started getting aggro just AOEing mobs, but the tank's stance was on. Other members were confused too. Turns out, the tank does not AOE, and he told us himself by chatting "other tanks do that, but that's not my style"... The best part, he has a lvl 90 GNB and PLD, nothing else.
I had A tank. So one tank? Gotcha
@@netliberate ????? Yes? There's only 1 tank in a normal 4-man dungeon.
starks differences of west & east of the world... ppl who want to waste ppl's time vs ppl who respects ppl's time. lol
As a wow player I can't imagine a tank saying that, like... That should be baneable, right?
@@Targetdh It would mostly come down to how they respond if anyone says anything. If a DPS or healer points out that the party is pulling aggro and the tank responded by being a dick about it, that could get them banned. But just saying "aoe isn't my style" and leaving it at that, a report wouldn't go anywhere.
"people who play hrotghar a 100% furrys"
*me who plays a hrotghar and a tauren in WoW*
fuck
I like hrothgar and Tauren simply cause they look cool lol I don’t want to be them in real life
Hey hey hey.
Leave Tauren out of this.
Sus
Taurean is the one furry race you get a pass for.
@@JamesW609 furry in denial
Lucy sacrificed 20 McNuggies to have Asmon react, and it paid off.
I love Lucy. She's hilarious
Good show. Never watched.
Her voice is so cringe I truly pity her
Sounds like a weeb so I automatically dislike her
Well, she certainly ain't Amy Schumer
Cringe af
That entire song was two minutes of Lucy proving Asmon is, in fact, purer than he thought he was XD
Never heard of this girl before. Now I feel like I have wasted my life.
She's hilarious.
💯
She's pretty new and in an unusual twist of fate asmon boosted mis shaped chair who boosted Lucy and now asmon is boosting Lucy directly lol.
I loved Lucy's video, the first thought was " Asmongold must see this" couse she's insane and apperently a great singer to boot!
And the tank video is fun as well, she knows how to keep things going hard heh.
Oh myyyyyy
Lucy is legit, the only thing that hold back her power is the algorithm not liking her using real words.
Also holding her back is the cringe fake voice she puts on, and roleplaying as a jpg.
@@lajkathespacedog I can't take that voice seriously either.
@@merchant69420 now thats some strong copium youre huffing
@@lajkathespacedog Cringe is her trademark. It's partially what makes her so funny, because she takes risks... Very few does now because it's so easy to get canceled.
Asmon into dragons confirmed again
Asmon gets cucked by dragon dildos
Lucy has some of the best FFXIV content out there. Definitely up there with Larryzaur and Drakgamenstein
Now imagine what will be in Asmon's head when he will reach the last Aglaia boss for the first time.
This song sounds familiar
that would be in 2023 with his current pace
He prolly will forget by then lmao.
Omggg I never even thought of that XD oh that’ll be something to see
@@Loxly-ti4sqnaive fool
I was waiting on him to finally notice Lucy she's awesome
Lmao, Asmon’s reaction to Lucy just bursting into song was priceless.
The fact she took the final boss song of the new raid (amazing song btw) for her own use had me dying of laughter while being equally impressed
I am so glad you watched Lucy Pyre! She is so good.
I've been waiting for this day!
@@HoloTWWOriginal Thats the best Part
@@HoloTWWOriginal That... seems to be the point
@@HoloTWWOriginal Calling things cringe is pretty cringe tbh.
@@HoloTWWOriginal I've seen you commenting on this channel before with bait comments, get out of here with this shit.
lucy is perhaps one of the top 5 vtubers imo
her comedy and script writing for this video are amazing. her voice fits it perfectly and has the 2000s internet humour 24/7. she's like in her late 20s given the references so probably closer than asmon thinks
@@damgful Exactly, you nailed it! You come off as a very enjoyable person to hang around with, one some could say a socialite. Must have many friends.
@@damgful quirky words like zoomer or twitch chat lingo does not equate nor cover to "90s/2000s internet humour" and the collective personality old millenials have from that.
This video brought tears to my eyes. I was legit dying of laughter looking at Asmongold's reaction.
Wow...that girl is SO talented. She sings very well and that video is epic!
Asmon: I've been degenerate longer than you've been alive
Lucy: Oh coomers bless this land
Asmon: :O
Lucy Pyre is really brilliant and talented. Seriously, she has the best satires for the gaming community. Regardless if it's your taste, you can't deny the entertainment.
Dante is indeed the coolest. Yes I play Dark Knight.
Lucy legit has a good singing voice.
This made me so happy. I've been waiting for him to react to pretty much any Lucy Pyre video.
Is this what the kids call Uwu?
Indeed, and it seems to be a huge success. Hook, line and sinker.
owo
No, it's The Weapon's Refrain (Ultimate).
Asmongold speechless and covering his eyes. Never thought I'd see that.
1 minute in..... all of my life decisions led me to this fucking video.
yeah, no regrets.
Lucy is one of those creators that has a legendary status within the community, but doesn’t see a ton of attention outside of this (although I say this as someone who got into the game because of her videos), so I’m glad to see her getting the recognition she deserves. Demon is funny as fuck.
It's good to see Lucy get some exposure, she makes awesome content and actually has a great voice for singing...even if the lyrics are a bit cringe 😂
She is cringe, but she is free!
I really miss having sword oath and shield oath on PLD. I feel like there was more to minmaxing your rotation when you had to figure out when you could afford to drop tank stance for more dps.
' FFXIV players know where they draw the line.
And it's right in the middle of fucking nowhere.'
That's just excellent.
You can see the exact moment in Asmons eyes when he fell in love with her. He also follows her on twitter now. Go get her champ
You want to be a walking degen repellent? Pick a Dragoon, wear the armor. They will assume you're a degen for playing Dragoon already.
As an Au Ra that mains DRG....umm I don't believe this worked. Lol I have definitely attracted a moderate level of degen.
"A normal person would not do this" goddamn spot on
Lucy is adorable and hilarious and we will watch every video she posts.
she has a really good singing voice tbh
I hate DPS pulling because it messes up the flow of the run, if I pull the crap runs at me, when they pull I have to chase it down from them as normally when theDPS pulls they think they are helping but are too f-ing stupid to bring the stuff to me
xD and a little while later it's on youtube.. that little innocent asmongold man...
SAM for Vergil-booys, DRK for Guts-boys, DRG for Dante-boys.
This girl has a great voice and this was weird and hilarious. Love it.
She's calling people out so savagely, I love it.
"You always wanna pull more mobs!"
Exception: the first room of Aurum Vale.
Cowardly. Shameful display.
@@intensellylit4100 - I've seen so many tanks die thinking they can wall-pull that room, lol.
I’m glad he enjoyed Lucy’s stuff. She’s a cultured icon
"React Andy!" Asmon, you lucky bastard. You just discovered Goddess Pyre and already she has given you your true name. Some of us will never know such emotional and spiritual fulfillment so please be worthy.
He has been for years though. So many react videos... XD
This is some crazy shit. She pretends to be a jpg bro. She wont sleep with you.
@@lajkathespacedog Welcome to the world of vtubers...
She really committed to that song
I love Lucy Pyre. She’s literally Chaos
I recall Asmon hating on gaming chairs, but now he has become a racer too
OTK is sponsored by Razer now. They sent him the chair.
Paladin job in Final Fantasy XI the other online Final Fantasy game. Was also able to use a 2 handed Sword like Dark Knight. So I don't understand why PLD can't use 2 handed swords in FFXIV. Oh well maybe someday they'll add that ability to PLD. Final Fantasy XI has a lot of stuff that I would to see in FFXIV. Warrior for instance was able to dual wield axes or swords when their sub job was Ninja. I would like to see that in FFXIV in some way or form.
Glad you discovered Lucy. She's wicked funny, every time. Humor sharp enough to cut yourself on.
I find it quite hilarious that Asmon was double called out for not only being a Warrior, but also a Dark Knight main. Talk about doubling down.
10:00 Disney finally went R rated lol
It's fun looking back at this, because this is the M+ behavior in WoW.
ALWAYS GO FAST.
Am i the only person who played ff14 for the gameplay and story?
Trying to solo heal in dungeons as Scholar while my Tank sprints it down like he has a death wish. Just hope they get a crit heal in time.
This girl is hilarious lol
I Think Asmondgold wants to get vored by a dragon.
That song should of be the end game credits
00:26 - AHAHAHA - i literally bought that mouse-pad for my best friend just to see her confused face on christmas XDDDDD
Lucy is amazing and hilarious, glad Asmon finally got around to her content.
Thank you Asmon for telling me the definition of vore. I have resisted the urge to google it for over a decade. Glad I did.
This is pretty much all her content its a great meme
She's really cornered the degenerate segment of the playerbase.
the "you pull it you tank it" is a super divisive take and honestly both are right but you only pop sprint, as a tank, if you hate your healer.
This sounds like Otachan from Otakuvs, But i can't be sure.
Lucy Pyre is mad talented, wow...
6:09 emotional damage
"What an Absolute GILF" is not something I wanted know or hear about
Her self aware cringe is the best👌 and she has a great voice.
Ye that's why she used sprint before combat kek ... So it's counting down the 20 seconds instead of 10 kek
"Is this a normal video"?
For Lucy... yes!
I died when she sang.
that song tarnished my soul.
Chances are in ff14 as a tank i'm pulling the max amount of mobs i can tank. I generally don't like when the dps pull extra because healers generally suck and spam 1 button instead of rotating cd and can't handle it and the dps pulling extra will wipe us.
not all healers suck. there are certain good ones thats hard to come by
I love how Asmongold is still defending his passing comment about Shiva getting with Hraesvelgr.
Well... if they pull then as a tank I am letting them die while drinking /tea but I mostly play healer to avoid responsibility xD
Not for nothing, Lucy genuinely has a beautiful singing voice.
You can play this game without ever encountering ERPers as long as you don't play on Balmung or Faerie.
I feel like Balmung is the only place where Limsa isn't where the ERPer's don't hang out. But I think a big part of that is because there's so many of them that the Limsa aetherite plaza is too small to contain all of them. So instead they meet in Quicksands. On the plus side, the Limsa aerherite plaza is a wholesome place where people play instruments and do cute dances.
“What the Fuck? Is this a normal video”
Sorta, she usually does a crappy rap, rarely does she have a full dance number ready and waiting.
You gotta admit, Lucy is pretty awesome.
"Why is lalafell on there?" Because pint wants to be punted
The crossover I never thought would happen
When I heard her say GILF, laughed my ass off 🤣🤣
I love Lucy. She is the best trash demon kind of ffxiv youtuber and I appreciate her.
anyone who says you pull you tank is bad has never experienced a rpr or dnc that sprints with you and uses their dashes to get ahead of you then doesnt run mobs to you and instead runs in circles as some mobs chase them and other mobs have aggroed on the healers since healing also gets aggro and ur left chasing down a few mobs that are all over the place lol. tank aoes are only so big and we only have 1 provoke lol
i really love ff14 and asmongold is doing really good videos recently.
like for real. i like his reactions and how honest he is. sometimes he is kinda ashamed and hides it like behind a mask but still i really like his videos, reactions and opinion :)
have a good day guys
4:15
"You wanted to show that innocent little man how you write lewd shit for virtual currency?!"
"I.. So alright number one.."*scrathes his neckbeard*
Goddammit, I recognize the Limsa during her song, it's my old server. The chad Roe is Limsa Lomansa, he would always be standing there, silently, but he's NEVER afk status.
I can see Asmongold picking the "That I can't deny" on a certain dialogue tree
10:50 he actually leans forward ready to pause the video in fear of getting twitch banned lmao