The Female Streamer Experience | Asmongold Reacts

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  • @timmyjimmy3647
    @timmyjimmy3647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Performance surge protector was a pretty thoughtful gift for a streamer imo

  • @marcuscorvin9998
    @marcuscorvin9998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    One True King needs a throne.

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He needs a queen 😏

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The Rotten💯 lol nah

    • @gringgles2633
      @gringgles2633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it would just be hand soap and 100 of the same t-shirt, with the occasional wig or rogain

  • @sportsentertained
    @sportsentertained 2 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    I like how Asmongold just happens to guess exactly what Throne is used for.

    • @ashishshenoy3778
      @ashishshenoy3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      i mean its pretty obvious if you already know about amazon wishlists

    • @bailz5277
      @bailz5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ashishshenoy3778 In the words of Asmon... "True"

    • @hemmydall
      @hemmydall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      plenty of context clues lol

    • @bailz5277
      @bailz5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pavx45 In the words of Asmon... "True"

    • @rylsdark
      @rylsdark ปีที่แล้ว

      educated guess

  • @mel_camino
    @mel_camino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    Izzy made him do a hot tub stream cause she had to trick him into a bath.

    • @thenormalberries6767
      @thenormalberries6767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sentryward8744 noodletits maf

    • @ZadeL2P
      @ZadeL2P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bath-adjacent should have tipped him off, tsk tsk

    • @tjossai9302
      @tjossai9302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sentryward8744 had to take

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Hey, being 4'10 nets you a massive 15 skillpoint bonus in your Mining, Spelunking and Geology skilltree with the only trade-off perk being a 20% penality on range
    Also you get a cool title:
    *_Legal Dwarf_*

  • @darkdeath5550
    @darkdeath5550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Asmon just opened up a world of money, women selling their asmr microphones, having people bid on them, gad damn, the money, turn a $500 investment into $2k-$12k

  • @NeoSaturos123
    @NeoSaturos123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I'm quite certain the vast majority of these Throne Gift Suggestions are from people who wouldn't actually get her any of this themselves. Rather, the suggestions, especially those for weird or extravagant stuff, are from trolls making "funny jokes" , or hoping to bait others, genuine simps, into giving her those gifts, because that would be a "funny joke" to the suggesters.

    • @TheElefanteBranco
      @TheElefanteBranco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep, just twitch culture in general.

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm not sure how it works, but im sure she doesn't just click accept and then suck the money out of your bank account. Most are definitely jokes.

    • @b_mng
      @b_mng ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You think it is a joke? Really? Don’t underestimate simps.

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Even if most of those offers were some "cheeky" trolling, the amount of attention from straight creepos is uncanny.

    • @SeTirap
      @SeTirap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Its exact6ly what you would expect, its not like she doesnt want that, its exactly the demographic she is targeting to be honest, just looking at her thumbnails is enough to see that.

    • @Aweburn82
      @Aweburn82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's a Lucy thing. It's her bit.

  • @jbinfa7k
    @jbinfa7k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Years ago I was amazed by "let the world watch me playing video games", today they lick a mic online for 8 hours.

  • @hypethekomodo6495
    @hypethekomodo6495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Lucy is low key one of the funniest content creators I know. She embraces the internet's horny factor and makes it really funny.

    • @fes4861
      @fes4861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RedRed13121 true

    • @rustyhook69
      @rustyhook69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@RedRed13121 even better, homie =-]

    • @FakeEgirl
      @FakeEgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      so every popular female vtuber? got it. Its the one thing they all always do.

    • @mlemlemmlemmlem
      @mlemlemmlemmlem 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She embraces my nuts

    • @angulardrift1537
      @angulardrift1537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RedRed13121 Shes a girl.

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Lucy should accept all the 'clothing' gifts then in 2 months sell them back to her simps claiming they've been worn. 💵💵💵

  • @mattsopiratoso790
    @mattsopiratoso790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love that amidst all that chaos, an actual Chad exists and suggested her Madness Project Nexus 2. Truly a great man, or woman idfk?

  • @robertmarquez343
    @robertmarquez343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    If she sells 55 gallon at half price that's pretty good profit for absolutely doing nothing

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Tell that to Numi, a woman tethered to one of those barrels

  • @MuDkipzCHancelLOr
    @MuDkipzCHancelLOr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    every spring i send my wife through the clearance aisle for winter stuff. saves us hundreds for every winter. I see no issue with it. It means being able to afford a New Years Eve date.

    • @Absinthexx7
      @Absinthexx7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this isn't your wife though, its a random streamer online people are trying to simp over. is the concept of buying her shit like this weird anyway? Yeah of course, but the guys think they're going to impress her by buying shit with clearance in the title lmao

  • @NovusNiveus
    @NovusNiveus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Just wanted to say, that surge protector is great - I have two and I'd recommend them to anyone. 👍

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    But how do you know Lucy isn't just one of those D&D dungeon masters that learn how to use woman voice for the campaings, tho.

    • @reeven1721
      @reeven1721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Then it wouldn't be a bug, it would be a feature! :D

    • @schnitter9131
      @schnitter9131 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You don't. Maybe that's the thrill lol

    • @Kenionatus
      @Kenionatus ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would make sending them underwear even funnier.

    • @HCSR2
      @HCSR2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh, how did I never think of using my woman voice for that-I mean, gosh! My word! Scandalous!

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A collage is a form of art where several disparate pieces of media have components ripped out of them and then those parts are woven into a new, singular whole.
    It's like scrapbooking or image-boarding except the end product intended is just a single image by itself with no inherent meaning beyond that.

  • @pepperonigawd
    @pepperonigawd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Part of me wants to believe they are just trolling her for asking for free sht

    • @Valorhammer
      @Valorhammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      sure give her a 13k USD diamond ring, that'll teach her.

    • @pepperonigawd
      @pepperonigawd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Valorhammer mainly talking about the lube and dildos kind of gifts... dense boy

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Most of them are jokes i'd say but it's just free content for her anyway...

    • @oguz091
      @oguz091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rigel9228 If they dwell in places like that, they are infact not joking.

    • @TwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
      @TwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nope. They actually beg for free stuff then complain when they get it.

  • @adeeshadeegala5900
    @adeeshadeegala5900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    She knows exactly what she's doing. The high pitched voice, drawing attention to the 'forever virgin' thing. She's playing those simps just as hard as any other 'female streamer'. Yeah, there are definitely issues, and online creeps are a pain, but she made a throne account and is doing what every other 'female streamer' is.
    I feel bad for the guys falling prey to it just as much as i feel bad for the women being harassed simply for being a female.

    • @adeeshadeegala5900
      @adeeshadeegala5900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@louisrobitaille5810 Ahh, are perhaps one of her followers?

    • @JohnBrown-tw2qi
      @JohnBrown-tw2qi ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe I’m an anomaly, but I just think her content on TH-cam is funny.
      Also I’m pretty sure that’s just what her voice sounds like, some people have high-pitched voices.

  • @clawhammr666
    @clawhammr666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Only half way through this, but strange enough that that 'fans' mostly buy underwear and that kinda stuff for female streamer, but it makes you scratch your head doing this for a vtuber, so even if by some crazy chance she'd say yes, do they expect her to see her wearing it on stream or something?

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greed94 Yes, people are just playing along.

    • @trentglasgow7114
      @trentglasgow7114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@greed94 I really, REALLY hope, thats the case, but I'm not sure thats the case for all of them, as many as their is, sure, maybe half, maybe more is a joke, but theirs probably at least one that's legit

    • @MakerInMotion
      @MakerInMotion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's even weirder because the clothing they're ordering won't fit the real woman anyway. A streamer who hides behind a cartoon avatar is a BIG girl guaranteed.

    • @DirtyDanAvidan
      @DirtyDanAvidan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MakerInMotion not really. Seen a few of them irl but with their face covered, and they didn't look bad. Can't speak for all of them but some just do it so people don't creep on their real body.

  • @feraldrgn
    @feraldrgn ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm glad Asmon's editors exposed him for liking ASMR, it becomes even more evident considering he knew exactly what the Free Space Pro II Binaural Microphone was for.
    One of us.

  • @Zerkoff972
    @Zerkoff972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I'm gonna be a female streamer and sell my bath water

    • @BlueLobster92
      @BlueLobster92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      sell farts in a jar

    • @Voexulle
      @Voexulle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BlueLobster92 bro 💀

    • @AlfredEiji
      @AlfredEiji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go for it. I wish you well on the grind.

  • @PurplePaperPrius
    @PurplePaperPrius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    It will always blow my mind at how much money these guys will spend on random girls on the internet.

    • @lukashenrique4295
      @lukashenrique4295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Rotten💯 I find it very harmful for society as a whole, because it gives girls (that are people just like us) one more reason to become an object for the male pleasure. It is another form of whoring yourself, and not only that, it makes them feel good about it. the rewards are great, the investment has the best return someone could think of. it's nuts how much money u can make in a short period of time, while men has to work their @ss off 8hours/day + extra hours to buy idk... a car, to invest, and he also needs to work out, study, do s*it to get a proper job that pays more.
      while girls can just go around and sell their pride for ngl, a good chunk of money, but that's it, you sacrifice most of your morals to become a slave of money, luxury and male attention.
      it can turn girls personalities for worse. making them narcisists, egocentric, etc. and men who pays those girls are blindly "accepting their fate as simps", not looking to get themselves out of that situation. so... more narcisism to the world will cause harm. and we have seen it happening already, look at how many men are becoming "simps", slaves of p**sy and now they're not regretting it anymore, just accepting it by how it is. accepting defeat.

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TobiasKryze What quality reading comprehension skills you have...

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TobiasKryze What quality sarcasm recognition skills you have!

  • @guylindeman4710
    @guylindeman4710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    MERRY CHRISTMAS ASMONGOLD!!! HO HO HO!!!! 🎄🎅

  • @igazszo3580
    @igazszo3580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had a colleague who came to work wearing an Ahego hoodie. At first everyone just looked at what the hell was on his hoodie, but then everyone got used to it.

    • @hortehighwind8651
      @hortehighwind8651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw someone walk around Ikea with an Ahegao shirt, with his mom 😩

    • @unluckystaravia2352
      @unluckystaravia2352 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw a dude wear an ahegao Hoodie to a locals (Like a card game focused store where people meet up) 90% of the people there are in their mid 20 to late 20s and married and are normal and somehow its the 16 year old who I saw wear the most inappropriate clothing, considering many of the older families will bring their kinds to play its in very poor taste to wear an outfit displaying p*rn

    • @IcyTorment
      @IcyTorment 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I saw an underage girl walking around Wal-Mart with her mom while wearing a "Take the bait" shirt.

    • @DirtyDanAvidan
      @DirtyDanAvidan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@IcyTorment wtf💀

  • @luhan5123
    @luhan5123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As an artist I made most of my halloween income from drawing lota of characters in succubus suits so yeah

  • @Khaos-Thanathan
    @Khaos-Thanathan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lets be honest: Simps and Weeabos are the target audience of VTubers. All the anime stuff, all the sexual innuendos and the high pitched voice. I'm pretty sure that these women could stream the "normal way" too, but would it make as much money?

  • @zeozelos
    @zeozelos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Asmon to chatter: you don’t know how bad it is
    Me: huh that was way tamer than I expected

    • @johnwong5317
      @johnwong5317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cattysplat Her voice and her song are enough to arouse the hidden urge.
      Sometimes you don't need to show the face.

    • @maxthommesen9315
      @maxthommesen9315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cattysplat just accept all and sell it off make bank

  • @jaimetheone9150
    @jaimetheone9150 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Set a throne account and ask for dr pepper

  • @Frixon_
    @Frixon_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I remember watching this video when it came out and it still made me laugh seeing that damn 55 gal drum of lube. Lucy is actually really funny as a content creator and is a genius for doing this video.

  • @jeffrey778
    @jeffrey778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the 4'11, +20 evasion comment got me lol

  • @not4ne141
    @not4ne141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:17 I have learned from this video that Canadian Dollars isn't real money 🤣 am kidding

    • @Bouch1018
      @Bouch1018 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never was 😂

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sometimes you need 55 gallons of lube just incase you get stuck in the sofa or something 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @coalminor
    @coalminor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One thing y'all need to understand is Lucy never revealed her face or anything, noone has no idea how she looks irl and still she got army of simps giving her gifts and paying. And I can barely afford a rent, fml.

  • @M3LCH10R1
    @M3LCH10R1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As one of Lucy's mods... can confirm, water is needed.

    • @oguz091
      @oguz091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You need help.

    • @Nakla
      @Nakla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pyrix "Joined 16 years ago"
      Oh gosh

    • @Scenery..
      @Scenery.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nakla Shocking to see an account older than you isn't it

  • @thynameissprinkles6837
    @thynameissprinkles6837 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:41 I was in church and we started worship(we stand and start singing) a kid about 3-4 rows in front of my family was wearing one of those hoodies. I started laughing so hard I cried.

  • @ALulzyApprentice
    @ALulzyApprentice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I saw Lucy Pyre in the thumbnail so I am here. She is pretty cool in my book. Even though she is fleecing the simps. This is top tier level game.

  • @thenonexistinghero
    @thenonexistinghero ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never found a good female streamer I actually wanted to watch. And if I just want to watch cute girls I can watch cute girls in other places who provide far more. There's a few nice female TH-camrs with good content I've found though. Not many, but a few.
    Also I would buy her a check book so she can gift me something.

    • @shubhod9569
      @shubhod9569 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on the game, but there are many good female tft streamers

    • @thenonexistinghero
      @thenonexistinghero ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shubhod9569 I wouldn't even watch anyone stream that game, let alone females. I haven't seen any female I would want to watch live. Though a few who could keep me entertained for a few hours with some games/playthroughs through TH-cam-edits with most of the boring stuff cut out.

  • @1993httphil
    @1993httphil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Bro I'm drunk but even in this state I cannot deal with the cringe... I need stronger drugs.

  • @trentglasgow7114
    @trentglasgow7114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:55 "deploying flashbang!"
    * Click, clack-clack *KA!-Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin*

  • @jamestomlin5525
    @jamestomlin5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Lol, love this little goblin and her animated voice

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Jack Wrath what about em?

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does she actually use a voice changer though?

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rigel9228 no she just sounds like that, supposedly

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jamestomlin5525 I'm honestly not sure why everyone is claiming that she uses one, honestly sounds pretty normal to me...

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rigel9228 same but eh, folks are weird I guess

  • @johnwolfe7596
    @johnwolfe7596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I watch lots of Lost Ark content and I found the very first v-tuber that I gave a chance to and she turned out to be pretty entertaining and that's ELLY. Now my suggested list is TONS of v-tubers and it may have been a mistake.

  • @Grim_and_Proper
    @Grim_and_Proper ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That hoodie actually went viral almost a year back when a footage was captured of a Polish volunteer wearing it while being part of a team unloading humanitarian aid for Ukrainian refugees.

  • @thelonecabbage7834
    @thelonecabbage7834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:25
    Ah yes "One of Us", my favorite 90's alt-rock church hymn.

  • @petrri323
    @petrri323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So the moral I’m getting here is don’t let random strangers suggest things for you to buy. Don’t make an account on a simp website if you don’t want simps to creep on you.

  • @SkyClears
    @SkyClears 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:42 ya….sure…..it’s work 😂

  • @psommer4218
    @psommer4218 ปีที่แล้ว

    >"I don't have anything that's pink"
    >wears a pink OTK hoodie

  • @Hrmagate
    @Hrmagate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please make one of these videos. Now I’m extremely interested to know what would be on your little list.

  • @AquaticIdealist
    @AquaticIdealist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thanks for this Christmas present, Asmon and Lucy!

  • @daytwaqua
    @daytwaqua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was a Joan Osborne song, called "One of Us", not a church hymn. Now you know dat.

  • @mastersloseymusic3928
    @mastersloseymusic3928 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't know if he's just memeing but the "hymn" she sang was "One of Us" by Joan Osborne and it's DEFINITELY not a hymn.

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only thing that was missing on her Throne List was like a massive fuckin Bad Dragon (D1ldo)

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:25 'Church Hymn'
    Oh my God I'm old.

  • @messnerconcepcion634
    @messnerconcepcion634 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually met someone who wore an Ahego hoodie in public. I don't even know what to say when I saw him walking by.

    • @ma.2089
      @ma.2089 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw an old woman wearing one
      Most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen

    • @daswasich1147
      @daswasich1147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The weak fear the strong

    • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144
      @cheddarsunchipsyes8144 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daswasich1147💀

  • @RivalRen
    @RivalRen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My dad was helping me with installing a new graphics card and looked back and saw the screen of 0:25 and I had to explain what the video was actually about… I don’t think he believed me

  • @chipman1589
    @chipman1589 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Lucy has quickly become one of my favorite vtuber girls because of the hilarity of her down bad behavior 😂

    • @EN_ID_Ch
      @EN_ID_Ch ปีที่แล้ว

      True😂

  • @136iti
    @136iti ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 55 gallon of lube made me remember this old coworker of mine lol. He was an old guy who joked all the time about having a rubber woman and a 55 gallon drum of reusable lube lmao.

  • @bernddasbrot7244
    @bernddasbrot7244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    does asmon have a wishlist for stuff?
    99 out of 100 products people would buy for him are BALD jokes

  • @freezerness
    @freezerness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You get aztecross and Paul tassi be 200+million companies. Do it dude deserve it.hope guys get Volbeat on board also, and Sega.

  • @zephid1868
    @zephid1868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sometimes when I watch these clips I think to myself "Asmon is the most down to earth, on the level, people on the internet."

  • @WarNarbo
    @WarNarbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ngl Asmon self donated the *Free Space Pro || mic*

  • @justinh9539
    @justinh9539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never thought i would see a lucy video on asmons channel

  • @rykersixx
    @rykersixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who has never been a fan of watching streams in the first place, vtubers are another level in that baffles me even more 😅
    I like watching asmon on TH-cam to get an edited experience to not waste my time on the not interesting parts. I don’t have a desire to really interact with the creators in real time and generally just turn this stuff on while I’m working to pass time.
    That being said in my pocket I guess it doesn’t matter if there is a person, vtuber, or nothing. That being said I can see it from the business perspective that a bunch of weirdos will be horny and attached to your fake self……which I don’t get but to each their own (they do know Google has the actual goods they desire in a search but I guess they like the fantasy too much )
    I’m just a bit out of touch with this side of the internet. Like watching asmongold react to something is interesting to me. Watching people play video games is infinitely not interesting to me because I’d rather be playing them myself and hearing about something else while I play.

    • @aidenkelly9641
      @aidenkelly9641 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk about the whole vtuber and streamer thing but i like watching people play games so i can see if i would enjoy it or to watch them do challenges and stuff

  • @seanmorrison9574
    @seanmorrison9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know I never thought I could think so low of people I've never met, only to be shown this.

  • @gregorymifsud5389
    @gregorymifsud5389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    55 gallon drum dud lmao can you imagine the delivery

  • @holschermarc
    @holschermarc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glas/Metal Straws are the shit. Everything sparkling only through Glas, everything else through Metal.

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lube is clearly for industrial purposes.
    Look at it: 55 Gallons? $2,000.00?
    I guess it could also be there specifically to return for the money back or something, but trying to use a 55 gallon drum for sexy times would be way more hassle than it's worth.

    • @Bouch1018
      @Bouch1018 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All you have to do is get one of those dispensers from a place like Prompto pull hose from ceiling and have fun😂😂😂

  • @jarethpalmer8672
    @jarethpalmer8672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All I think about when I see the ahego hoodie now is the volunteer in Ukraine that was wearing one while moving supplies lol.

  • @tylerharris2689
    @tylerharris2689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Merry Christmas Asmongold, you have been a big inspiration to me this year, you don’t know it but you have helped me through many dark moments of life the past year, honestly your a fantastic human who keeps it real, your well spoken, humble and intelligent, looking forward to any future uploads. Hope 2023 brings you incredible opportunities and much joy!

  • @Arsur3215Loki
    @Arsur3215Loki ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually crossed someone who was wearing an Ahego Jacket, I litterely did a sharp double-take just to see if I'm seeing things and lo and behold, he was wearing it.

  • @Blankpaperboy
    @Blankpaperboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:56 I lost it at this part🤣🤣

  • @Kojiro3210
    @Kojiro3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That surge supressor is the only decent gift xD

  • @kjracz15
    @kjracz15 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:25 "One of Us" Isn't a church hymn though. It even feels blasphemous to me whenever I sing it sometimes. Lmao XD

  • @cingin
    @cingin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    +55 gallon drum of hair growth oil for Asmongold

  • @Dovahkiin10482
    @Dovahkiin10482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For reference, 55 Gallons of water would be 458.7 pounds(208.063 kg).

  • @anobuthix5977
    @anobuthix5977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now I really want Asmon make a Throne account so he can review the shit people want to send him on stream

  • @xealixcrowing7659
    @xealixcrowing7659 ปีที่แล้ว

    55 gallons of lube for your keyboard. You’ll never run out again.

  • @daltooinewestwood6380
    @daltooinewestwood6380 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Asmongold isn’t joking, I would be done after about 15 minutes of whispering into a microphone. That would be annoying as hell

  • @justinburcaw1426
    @justinburcaw1426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is what has destroyed women in America.

  • @nicocortes5145
    @nicocortes5145 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god isn't dead, she's just a vtuber now

  • @MatiasMatusAcebo
    @MatiasMatusAcebo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Once I saw a dude (lets say 30yo) walking around the shopping centre and wearing one of those ahegao collage hoodies. Like... WTF. That's some balls right there.

  • @xJadeWolfxx
    @xJadeWolfxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I feel like Amsongold just lost what was left of his innocence.

  • @bluedolphin5435
    @bluedolphin5435 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    18:20 I think my mom has that exact one for the dogs (one of them at least)

  • @yuridhjeeyn9034
    @yuridhjeeyn9034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:40 i have seen people wear ahoge hoodies IRL
    people, plural

  • @deatherage9751
    @deatherage9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how soda got very similar things in his PO box pink twink

  • @KrawmKruach
    @KrawmKruach 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God isn't dead, he is just hiding in heaven because he fears what he created.

  • @Win-tq2uf
    @Win-tq2uf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:20

  • @thewhyzer
    @thewhyzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I went swimming maybe .. 20 years ago, give or take a couple?
    The $1k+ items - 100% chance the payment will be rejected or charged back.

  • @YuJay
    @YuJay ปีที่แล้ว

    I know someone who gets so much stuff from Throne and doesn't remember half the stuff she's got. For example, someone bought her a Yeti Mic and a Desk Microstand and she still uses her HEADSET MIC!! >:(

  • @kindredzpirit6046
    @kindredzpirit6046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys when looking for a girlfriend were often told that buying girls they like cute clothes will give them points. And this is were we are now lol.

  • @apgamer4053
    @apgamer4053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:41 in your defence the pools have been closed for the past 3 years or so XD
    17:26 so im starting a new business we will actively enforce online restraining orders (dont worry about the legality) target consumer EVERY FEMALE STREAMER anyone want to be a shareholder XD
    21:33 you can see him debating the pros and cons of that .... that or how beneficial it would be to bump up his lobotomy procedure

  • @TeifitV
    @TeifitV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man I love Lucy. I hear the gremlin e girl voice and I know the video is gonna be unhinged.

  • @noahgelbart5697
    @noahgelbart5697 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've always wondered how much you could piss of your friends by giving video game callouts with a binaural microphone

  • @jotana_ch
    @jotana_ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes I watched some of her videos. They are actually good.

  • @xINVISIGOTHx
    @xINVISIGOTHx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    can everyone see what items people bought her?

  • @burkhardt7694
    @burkhardt7694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $52 CAD is $38.42 USD. Female streamers get all the crazy people simping

  • @navtektv
    @navtektv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There is like a 95 percent chance that cartoon girl is man.

  • @parshath5819
    @parshath5819 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣 😂 bro whoever purchased that 55 gallon drum of lube is a Chad in my book cause that's just hilarious to me too think anyone can ever need that much lube.

  • @punoko7103
    @punoko7103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What extension is Asmon using to adjust the volume? 3:22

  • @trueblueclue
    @trueblueclue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh... those lyrics... "What if God was one of us" isn't a church hymn. It's from a song in the 90s.