Hey, being 4'10 nets you a massive 15 skillpoint bonus in your Mining, Spelunking and Geology skilltree with the only trade-off perk being a 20% penality on range Also you get a cool title: *_Legal Dwarf_*
Its exact6ly what you would expect, its not like she doesnt want that, its exactly the demographic she is targeting to be honest, just looking at her thumbnails is enough to see that.
I'm quite certain the vast majority of these Throne Gift Suggestions are from people who wouldn't actually get her any of this themselves. Rather, the suggestions, especially those for weird or extravagant stuff, are from trolls making "funny jokes" , or hoping to bait others, genuine simps, into giving her those gifts, because that would be a "funny joke" to the suggesters.
Asmon just opened up a world of money, women selling their asmr microphones, having people bid on them, gad damn, the money, turn a $500 investment into $2k-$12k
every spring i send my wife through the clearance aisle for winter stuff. saves us hundreds for every winter. I see no issue with it. It means being able to afford a New Years Eve date.
this isn't your wife though, its a random streamer online people are trying to simp over. is the concept of buying her shit like this weird anyway? Yeah of course, but the guys think they're going to impress her by buying shit with clearance in the title lmao
Only half way through this, but strange enough that that 'fans' mostly buy underwear and that kinda stuff for female streamer, but it makes you scratch your head doing this for a vtuber, so even if by some crazy chance she'd say yes, do they expect her to see her wearing it on stream or something?
@@greed94 I really, REALLY hope, thats the case, but I'm not sure thats the case for all of them, as many as their is, sure, maybe half, maybe more is a joke, but theirs probably at least one that's legit
She knows exactly what she's doing. The high pitched voice, drawing attention to the 'forever virgin' thing. She's playing those simps just as hard as any other 'female streamer'. Yeah, there are definitely issues, and online creeps are a pain, but she made a throne account and is doing what every other 'female streamer' is. I feel bad for the guys falling prey to it just as much as i feel bad for the women being harassed simply for being a female.
Maybe I’m an anomaly, but I just think her content on TH-cam is funny. Also I’m pretty sure that’s just what her voice sounds like, some people have high-pitched voices.
A collage is a form of art where several disparate pieces of media have components ripped out of them and then those parts are woven into a new, singular whole. It's like scrapbooking or image-boarding except the end product intended is just a single image by itself with no inherent meaning beyond that.
I'm glad Asmon's editors exposed him for liking ASMR, it becomes even more evident considering he knew exactly what the Free Space Pro II Binaural Microphone was for. One of us.
Never found a good female streamer I actually wanted to watch. And if I just want to watch cute girls I can watch cute girls in other places who provide far more. There's a few nice female TH-camrs with good content I've found though. Not many, but a few. Also I would buy her a check book so she can gift me something.
@@shubhod9569 I wouldn't even watch anyone stream that game, let alone females. I haven't seen any female I would want to watch live. Though a few who could keep me entertained for a few hours with some games/playthroughs through TH-cam-edits with most of the boring stuff cut out.
@The Rotten💯 I find it very harmful for society as a whole, because it gives girls (that are people just like us) one more reason to become an object for the male pleasure. It is another form of whoring yourself, and not only that, it makes them feel good about it. the rewards are great, the investment has the best return someone could think of. it's nuts how much money u can make in a short period of time, while men has to work their @ss off 8hours/day + extra hours to buy idk... a car, to invest, and he also needs to work out, study, do s*it to get a proper job that pays more. while girls can just go around and sell their pride for ngl, a good chunk of money, but that's it, you sacrifice most of your morals to become a slave of money, luxury and male attention. it can turn girls personalities for worse. making them narcisists, egocentric, etc. and men who pays those girls are blindly "accepting their fate as simps", not looking to get themselves out of that situation. so... more narcisism to the world will cause harm. and we have seen it happening already, look at how many men are becoming "simps", slaves of p**sy and now they're not regretting it anymore, just accepting it by how it is. accepting defeat.
I remember watching this video when it came out and it still made me laugh seeing that damn 55 gal drum of lube. Lucy is actually really funny as a content creator and is a genius for doing this video.
I had a colleague who came to work wearing an Ahego hoodie. At first everyone just looked at what the hell was on his hoodie, but then everyone got used to it.
I saw a dude wear an ahegao Hoodie to a locals (Like a card game focused store where people meet up) 90% of the people there are in their mid 20 to late 20s and married and are normal and somehow its the 16 year old who I saw wear the most inappropriate clothing, considering many of the older families will bring their kinds to play its in very poor taste to wear an outfit displaying p*rn
One thing y'all need to understand is Lucy never revealed her face or anything, noone has no idea how she looks irl and still she got army of simps giving her gifts and paying. And I can barely afford a rent, fml.
Lets be honest: Simps and Weeabos are the target audience of VTubers. All the anime stuff, all the sexual innuendos and the high pitched voice. I'm pretty sure that these women could stream the "normal way" too, but would it make as much money?
I don't see this as a female experience sorry. None of the reactions are based on her actual appearance because shes a v tuber, hiding behind animation used to be sultry toward guys, I don't think she has a right to make a video like this based on an animated character and not one on her actual self.
5:41 I was in church and we started worship(we stand and start singing) a kid about 3-4 rows in front of my family was wearing one of those hoodies. I started laughing so hard I cried.
I watch lots of Lost Ark content and I found the very first v-tuber that I gave a chance to and she turned out to be pretty entertaining and that's ELLY. Now my suggested list is TONS of v-tubers and it may have been a mistake.
That 55 gallon of lube made me remember this old coworker of mine lol. He was an old guy who joked all the time about having a rubber woman and a 55 gallon drum of reusable lube lmao.
So the moral I’m getting here is don’t let random strangers suggest things for you to buy. Don’t make an account on a simp website if you don’t want simps to creep on you.
That hoodie actually went viral almost a year back when a footage was captured of a Polish volunteer wearing it while being part of a team unloading humanitarian aid for Ukrainian refugees.
Once I saw a dude (lets say 30yo) walking around the shopping centre and wearing one of those ahegao collage hoodies. Like... WTF. That's some balls right there.
🤣 😂 bro whoever purchased that 55 gallon drum of lube is a Chad in my book cause that's just hilarious to me too think anyone can ever need that much lube.
if i was a female streamer I would accept the stupidly expensive things since that is the best way to kill the joke. Like imagine actually paying the 2k for lube.
The lube is clearly for industrial purposes. Look at it: 55 Gallons? $2,000.00? I guess it could also be there specifically to return for the money back or something, but trying to use a 55 gallon drum for sexy times would be way more hassle than it's worth.
they really just need to stop beating around the bush and make a site actually called simp. the future of humanity is to throw gifts at random women's feet online. we live in a society
Izzy made him do a hot tub stream cause she had to trick him into a bath.
@@sentryward8744 noodletits maf
Bath-adjacent should have tipped him off, tsk tsk
@@sentryward8744 had to take
Performance surge protector was a pretty thoughtful gift for a streamer imo
I like how Asmongold just happens to guess exactly what Throne is used for.
i mean its pretty obvious if you already know about amazon wishlists
@@ashishshenoy3778 In the words of Asmon... "True"
plenty of context clues lol
@@pavx45 In the words of Asmon... "True"
educated guess
One True King needs a throne.
He needs a queen 😏
@The Rotten💯 lol nah
it would just be hand soap and 100 of the same t-shirt, with the occasional wig or rogain
Hey, being 4'10 nets you a massive 15 skillpoint bonus in your Mining, Spelunking and Geology skilltree with the only trade-off perk being a 20% penality on range
Also you get a cool title:
*_Legal Dwarf_*
Even if most of those offers were some "cheeky" trolling, the amount of attention from straight creepos is uncanny.
Its exact6ly what you would expect, its not like she doesnt want that, its exactly the demographic she is targeting to be honest, just looking at her thumbnails is enough to see that.
It's a Lucy thing. It's her bit.
I'm quite certain the vast majority of these Throne Gift Suggestions are from people who wouldn't actually get her any of this themselves. Rather, the suggestions, especially those for weird or extravagant stuff, are from trolls making "funny jokes" , or hoping to bait others, genuine simps, into giving her those gifts, because that would be a "funny joke" to the suggesters.
Yep, just twitch culture in general.
I'm not sure how it works, but im sure she doesn't just click accept and then suck the money out of your bank account. Most are definitely jokes.
You think it is a joke? Really? Don’t underestimate simps.
Asmon just opened up a world of money, women selling their asmr microphones, having people bid on them, gad damn, the money, turn a $500 investment into $2k-$12k
Part of me wants to believe they are just trolling her for asking for free sht
sure give her a 13k USD diamond ring, that'll teach her.
@@Valorhammer mainly talking about the lube and dildos kind of gifts... dense boy
Most of them are jokes i'd say but it's just free content for her anyway...
@@rigel9228 If they dwell in places like that, they are infact not joking.
Nope. They actually beg for free stuff then complain when they get it.
Lucy should accept all the 'clothing' gifts then in 2 months sell them back to her simps claiming they've been worn. 💵💵💵
But how do you know Lucy isn't just one of those D&D dungeon masters that learn how to use woman voice for the campaings, tho.
Then it wouldn't be a bug, it would be a feature! :D
You don't. Maybe that's the thrill lol
That would make sending them underwear even funnier.
Huh, how did I never think of using my woman voice for that-I mean, gosh! My word! Scandalous!
Lucy is low key one of the funniest content creators I know. She embraces the internet's horny factor and makes it really funny.
@@MaxCCNP true
@@MaxCCNP even better, homie =-]
so every popular female vtuber? got it. Its the one thing they all always do.
She embraces my nuts
@@MaxCCNP Shes a girl.
every spring i send my wife through the clearance aisle for winter stuff. saves us hundreds for every winter. I see no issue with it. It means being able to afford a New Years Eve date.
this isn't your wife though, its a random streamer online people are trying to simp over. is the concept of buying her shit like this weird anyway? Yeah of course, but the guys think they're going to impress her by buying shit with clearance in the title lmao
Just wanted to say, that surge protector is great - I have two and I'd recommend them to anyone. 👍
If she sells 55 gallon at half price that's pretty good profit for absolutely doing nothing
Tell that to Numi, a woman tethered to one of those barrels
Years ago I was amazed by "let the world watch me playing video games", today they lick a mic online for 8 hours.
I'm gonna be a female streamer and sell my bath water
sell farts in a jar
@@BlueLobster92 bro 💀
Go for it. I wish you well on the grind.
Only half way through this, but strange enough that that 'fans' mostly buy underwear and that kinda stuff for female streamer, but it makes you scratch your head doing this for a vtuber, so even if by some crazy chance she'd say yes, do they expect her to see her wearing it on stream or something?
@@greed94 Yes, people are just playing along.
@@greed94 I really, REALLY hope, thats the case, but I'm not sure thats the case for all of them, as many as their is, sure, maybe half, maybe more is a joke, but theirs probably at least one that's legit
I love that amidst all that chaos, an actual Chad exists and suggested her Madness Project Nexus 2. Truly a great man, or woman idfk?
She knows exactly what she's doing. The high pitched voice, drawing attention to the 'forever virgin' thing. She's playing those simps just as hard as any other 'female streamer'. Yeah, there are definitely issues, and online creeps are a pain, but she made a throne account and is doing what every other 'female streamer' is.
I feel bad for the guys falling prey to it just as much as i feel bad for the women being harassed simply for being a female.
@@louisrobitaille5810 Ahh, are perhaps one of her followers?
Maybe I’m an anomaly, but I just think her content on TH-cam is funny.
Also I’m pretty sure that’s just what her voice sounds like, some people have high-pitched voices.
Sometimes you need 55 gallons of lube just incase you get stuck in the sofa or something 😂🤣😂🤣
A collage is a form of art where several disparate pieces of media have components ripped out of them and then those parts are woven into a new, singular whole.
It's like scrapbooking or image-boarding except the end product intended is just a single image by itself with no inherent meaning beyond that.
I'm glad Asmon's editors exposed him for liking ASMR, it becomes even more evident considering he knew exactly what the Free Space Pro II Binaural Microphone was for.
One of us.
Never found a good female streamer I actually wanted to watch. And if I just want to watch cute girls I can watch cute girls in other places who provide far more. There's a few nice female TH-camrs with good content I've found though. Not many, but a few.
Also I would buy her a check book so she can gift me something.
Depends on the game, but there are many good female tft streamers
@@shubhod9569 I wouldn't even watch anyone stream that game, let alone females. I haven't seen any female I would want to watch live. Though a few who could keep me entertained for a few hours with some games/playthroughs through TH-cam-edits with most of the boring stuff cut out.
10:17 I have learned from this video that Canadian Dollars isn't real money 🤣 am kidding
Never was 😂
Asmon to chatter: you don’t know how bad it is
Me: huh that was way tamer than I expected
@@cattysplat Her voice and her song are enough to arouse the hidden urge.
Sometimes you don't need to show the face.
@@cattysplat just accept all and sell it off make bank
It will always blow my mind at how much money these guys will spend on random girls on the internet.
@The Rotten💯 I find it very harmful for society as a whole, because it gives girls (that are people just like us) one more reason to become an object for the male pleasure. It is another form of whoring yourself, and not only that, it makes them feel good about it. the rewards are great, the investment has the best return someone could think of. it's nuts how much money u can make in a short period of time, while men has to work their @ss off 8hours/day + extra hours to buy idk... a car, to invest, and he also needs to work out, study, do s*it to get a proper job that pays more.
while girls can just go around and sell their pride for ngl, a good chunk of money, but that's it, you sacrifice most of your morals to become a slave of money, luxury and male attention.
it can turn girls personalities for worse. making them narcisists, egocentric, etc. and men who pays those girls are blindly "accepting their fate as simps", not looking to get themselves out of that situation. so... more narcisism to the world will cause harm. and we have seen it happening already, look at how many men are becoming "simps", slaves of p**sy and now they're not regretting it anymore, just accepting it by how it is. accepting defeat.
@@TobiasKryze What quality reading comprehension skills you have...
@@TobiasKryze What quality sarcasm recognition skills you have!
I remember watching this video when it came out and it still made me laugh seeing that damn 55 gal drum of lube. Lucy is actually really funny as a content creator and is a genius for doing this video.
Bro I'm drunk but even in this state I cannot deal with the cringe... I need stronger drugs.
I had a colleague who came to work wearing an Ahego hoodie. At first everyone just looked at what the hell was on his hoodie, but then everyone got used to it.
I saw someone walk around Ikea with an Ahegao shirt, with his mom 😩
I saw a dude wear an ahegao Hoodie to a locals (Like a card game focused store where people meet up) 90% of the people there are in their mid 20 to late 20s and married and are normal and somehow its the 16 year old who I saw wear the most inappropriate clothing, considering many of the older families will bring their kinds to play its in very poor taste to wear an outfit displaying p*rn
I saw an underage girl walking around Wal-Mart with her mom while wearing a "Take the bait" shirt.
the 4'11, +20 evasion comment got me lol
As an artist I made most of my halloween income from drawing lota of characters in succubus suits so yeah
One thing y'all need to understand is Lucy never revealed her face or anything, noone has no idea how she looks irl and still she got army of simps giving her gifts and paying. And I can barely afford a rent, fml.
Lets be honest: Simps and Weeabos are the target audience of VTubers. All the anime stuff, all the sexual innuendos and the high pitched voice. I'm pretty sure that these women could stream the "normal way" too, but would it make as much money?
Ofc its all that
MERRY CHRISTMAS ASMONGOLD!!! HO HO HO!!!! 🎄🎅
santa?!?! 😱😱😱
The only thing that was missing on her Throne List was like a massive fuckin Bad Dragon (D1ldo)
I don't see this as a female experience sorry. None of the reactions are based on her actual appearance because shes a v tuber, hiding behind animation used to be sultry toward guys, I don't think she has a right to make a video like this based on an animated character and not one on her actual self.
It's just a video for comedy. I don't think she needs a "right" to do it.
16:55 "deploying flashbang!"
* Click, clack-clack *KA!-Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin*
14:25
Ah yes "One of Us", my favorite 90's alt-rock church hymn.
5:41 I was in church and we started worship(we stand and start singing) a kid about 3-4 rows in front of my family was wearing one of those hoodies. I started laughing so hard I cried.
I watch lots of Lost Ark content and I found the very first v-tuber that I gave a chance to and she turned out to be pretty entertaining and that's ELLY. Now my suggested list is TONS of v-tubers and it may have been a mistake.
That 55 gallon of lube made me remember this old coworker of mine lol. He was an old guy who joked all the time about having a rubber woman and a 55 gallon drum of reusable lube lmao.
"Reusable Lube"
So the moral I’m getting here is don’t let random strangers suggest things for you to buy. Don’t make an account on a simp website if you don’t want simps to creep on you.
As one of Lucy's mods... can confirm, water is needed.
You need help.
@@pyrix "Joined 16 years ago"
Oh gosh
@@Nakla Shocking to see an account older than you isn't it
>"I don't have anything that's pink"
>wears a pink OTK hoodie
Lol, love this little goblin and her animated voice
@Jack Wrath what about em?
Does she actually use a voice changer though?
@@rigel9228 no she just sounds like that, supposedly
@@jamestomlin5525 I'm honestly not sure why everyone is claiming that she uses one, honestly sounds pretty normal to me...
@@rigel9228 same but eh, folks are weird I guess
I actually met someone who wore an Ahego hoodie in public. I don't even know what to say when I saw him walking by.
I saw an old woman wearing one
Most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen
The weak fear the strong
@@daswasich1147💀
That hoodie actually went viral almost a year back when a footage was captured of a Polish volunteer wearing it while being part of a team unloading humanitarian aid for Ukrainian refugees.
14:25 'Church Hymn'
Oh my God I'm old.
You get aztecross and Paul tassi be 200+million companies. Do it dude deserve it.hope guys get Volbeat on board also, and Sega.
55 gallon drum dud lmao can you imagine the delivery
Please make one of these videos. Now I’m extremely interested to know what would be on your little list.
That was a Joan Osborne song, called "One of Us", not a church hymn. Now you know dat.
+55 gallon drum of hair growth oil for Asmongold
19:50 green straws from subway or the black straws from chipotle are the best
I don't know if he's just memeing but the "hymn" she sang was "One of Us" by Joan Osborne and it's DEFINITELY not a hymn.
Set a throne account and ask for dr pepper
I like how soda got very similar things in his PO box pink twink
55 gallons of lube for your keyboard. You’ll never run out again.
For reference, 55 Gallons of water would be 458.7 pounds(208.063 kg).
Lucy has quickly become one of my favorite vtuber girls because of the hilarity of her down bad behavior 😂
True😂
Thanks for this Christmas present, Asmon and Lucy!
"Lingerie, a surge protector, candy, and lube." LMAOOO!
does asmon have a wishlist for stuff?
99 out of 100 products people would buy for him are BALD jokes
I'd just love to see the look on the freight delivery guy's face when he delivers a 55 gallon drum of lube to some woman's house.
I saw Lucy Pyre in the thumbnail so I am here. She is pretty cool in my book. Even though she is fleecing the simps. This is top tier level game.
I have seen people in those hoodies.. it is... It just makes me feel uncomfortable.
god isn't dead, she's just a vtuber now
Once I saw a dude (lets say 30yo) walking around the shopping centre and wearing one of those ahegao collage hoodies. Like... WTF. That's some balls right there.
Now I really want Asmon make a Throne account so he can review the shit people want to send him on stream
18:20 I think my mom has that exact one for the dogs (one of them at least)
ngl Asmon self donated the *Free Space Pro || mic*
🤣 😂 bro whoever purchased that 55 gallon drum of lube is a Chad in my book cause that's just hilarious to me too think anyone can ever need that much lube.
All I think about when I see the ahego hoodie now is the volunteer in Ukraine that was wearing one while moving supplies lol.
Asmongold isn’t joking, I would be done after about 15 minutes of whispering into a microphone. That would be annoying as hell
if i was a female streamer I would accept the stupidly expensive things since that is the best way to kill the joke. Like imagine actually paying the 2k for lube.
$52 CAD is $38.42 USD. Female streamers get all the crazy people simping
“Gigantic hookabadooga baloogaakatunas” hahahahaha
14:25 "One of Us" Isn't a church hymn though. It even feels blasphemous to me whenever I sing it sometimes. Lmao XD
can everyone see what items people bought her?
The bots are so bad in Asmon's comment section what is going on ? Like holy hell
10:56 I lost it at this part🤣🤣
This girl is actually hysterical lol
The lube is clearly for industrial purposes.
Look at it: 55 Gallons? $2,000.00?
I guess it could also be there specifically to return for the money back or something, but trying to use a 55 gallon drum for sexy times would be way more hassle than it's worth.
All you have to do is get one of those dispensers from a place like Prompto pull hose from ceiling and have fun😂😂😂
She should accept the lub, brand some bottles and resell them to her fans for an obscene price... Even better than Belle Delphine bath water !
Glas/Metal Straws are the shit. Everything sparkling only through Glas, everything else through Metal.
Why do I feel like Amsongold just lost what was left of his innocence.
I'd love for you to do a collab with her sometime @Asmongold
I've always wondered how much you could piss of your friends by giving video game callouts with a binaural microphone
20:30 I exploded while laughing
5:40 i have seen people wear ahoge hoodies IRL
people, plural
5:44 I legit wore the ahegao hoodie to my college for the entire fall of 2nd year
What extension is Asmon using to adjust the volume? 3:22
what model is that she's using to talk through the video. i need to know for research purposes.
That surge supressor is the only decent gift xD
Sometimes when I watch these clips I think to myself "Asmon is the most down to earth, on the level, people on the internet."
You know I never thought I could think so low of people I've never met, only to be shown this.
they really just need to stop beating around the bush and make a site actually called simp. the future of humanity is to throw gifts at random women's feet online. we live in a society
Sodas is always better out of a machine then a soda can.
The owh gawd had me lmfao hard! xD