*robot take mustard and ketchup* Jack: sir *robot still holding mustard and ketchup* Jack: sir why do you have my mustard and ketchup please don’t shoot
Jacks last costumer he's says "wouldn't it be funny if there was a robot that shot you "(or something like that) and he just hasn't had the robber bot yet
Jack: Could you imagine if they actually had that? Somebody came in and robbed the shop? Me: Just play one more round. Jack: I'm going to leave this episode here. Me: JUST PLAY ONE MORE ROUND
As someone who’s older brother literally got a Oculus Quest 2 *yesterday.* Jack’s absolutely right when he says the feeling of playing vr games is hard to describe. So I’ll just tell a couple funny stories. My brother was playing Phasmophobia in VR last night, and he reached over and grabbed his water bottle to get a drink, and when he was done, he set down his bottle. On a virtual counter top. That bottle then fell and landed on his foot. And today, I was playing job simulator, and I reached around the fridge door on the chef job to reach the blender lever. Because my brain forgot that the door was merely a part of *~The Gamerverse~*
It's 1:22am where I am and I'm trying to be quiet but I couldn't stop laughing when Jack put the slushie cup upside down and wondered why it wasn't filling up
+It's Jenny He compensates for not being actually funny by doubling down on the enthusiasm and energy. In other words, he's obnoxious and annoying. Only pandering to tweens and children. I'm here because youtube decided to play this shit after a CorridorDigital video I was previously watching so don't give me that " Well don't watch it then!" Shit.
8:29 Phone Customer: Geez. What is this? Your first job? Jack: Yes! Just- [Remembers the previous Job Simulator episode] Well, no. I-I was working as a chef before. I love how Jack references the previous episode (where he worked as a chef). And he references this episode in the next one (where he works as an auto mechanic).
I don't work in retail but I do work at a movie theater and I cannot tell you how many times I'd like to slap some of the customers we get every now and then....like this happened just this last week, someone asked me if we sell cigarettes at our concession stand and it's like are you serious...? Are u that dumb?😒🤦🏼♀️
I work in reatail, its not that bad but you do have to learn how to convincingly fake pleasantness and remember that the customers don't really give a damn about the fact that you are an actual human being that will sometimes make mistakes and have feelings.
I’ve had that at my theater. I just looked at him and said “....sir, we’re a movie theater.” I’ve also had customers try to come behind the counter where we make pizzas
+ Ninga Pands IKR!! The only exuse i have when im asked to do somthing: "ummm. yeh just let me finish this video, plzz only 5 minutes left( when I actullay just started a Jacksepticeye video.)
Jack's intro years ago: *wapoosh* Top o da mornin to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye. Jack's intro now: *wapoosh* topadamornintoyaladdies, mynameisjacksepticeye! Jack's intro in 2025: *wapoosh* tpdmrnntyaldies, mnmjcksptcye!
For me it was the opposite. I'm a guy, so my voice always went from "boy" to "intermittent really high-pitched and embarrassing" between the ages of 12 and 14. By the end of 14, i had the deep voice i have now.
UMMMM i could watch this every day... Anybody else? Just me? ok... In any case you upload what you want and i will always watch :D Dont be afraid to change bro!!!
+Leonardo Franzin Ribeiro there are unlucky associates like me who do it all, because we are on the sales floor. We get an array of disappointments lol.
I don't think you could have a good idea of the way it used to work on the app itself but the it was not even worth it to me and the app that it ncncnncbcbcbcbcb my wife beaters she said the only way I had it was because she had to p
Jack: jokes about being robbed
Literally the next person that would have come in was a thief
i shidded my pants 👖
Yeah, I wish he played that.
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING i was waiting for that.
@@gavintheamazing he did. He continued the play through 2 years after
@@Fan-imator when?
Bossbot:Don't forget to hand the change
Jack: YOU DON'T GET CHANGE
2nd robot: Keep the change
Jack:WE CANT KEEP CHANGE ITS COMPANY POLICY
Ravioli Ravioli Give me the Formuoli I’ve watched this 3 times now and never even thought about that XD
Keep the change ya filthy animal
XD
Its Sean not Jack lol
@@williamreid6255 I can't it's a company... For FUCK SAKE!!! NURSE I MEAN DICK BAG I MEAN BOSS
6 years later this job simulator series still slaps
make that 8 years fr
*robot take mustard and ketchup*
Jack: sir
*robot still holding mustard and ketchup*
Jack: sir why do you have my mustard and ketchup please don’t shoot
spider 123 they don’t have a mind
Hi
I keep picturing buying a energy drink from a convenience store and the cashier going OHHHH YEAH BABY!! ENERGY! XD
OHH YEAH JUICE ME UP BABY
@@melumsy lmao
Lamo
What you gotta do in job simulator is go into inf overtime in office worker and you get jumbo sized energy drink and clone the shiet out of it
Lmfao
Granny Bot: “I’m FeElINg kInDa wOoZy toDay..”
Jack: Starts vibing hard
Sup
Jacks last costumer he's says "wouldn't it be funny if there was a robot that shot you "(or something like that) and he just hasn't had the robber bot yet
There is a guy that robs you
Coolskeleton95 ikr
It was the next one too HAHAHAHA
THE HIDDEN MINESHAFT
Charles Adams what
“Working in retail sucks. Any of you out there work in retail?”
Everyone watching this who works in retail: *aggressive nodding*
Used to not anymore!
right!!! I still do
I work at Walmart, so you can only imagine the anxiety and pressure I go through when working through register or self checkout
D
Its corona time here, in May 2020.... Never been more true
Jack: "Imagine if there was a robber".
Me: JACK PLAY THE FULL SCENARIO!!!
Really, please play the full game.
GamingMonster Ikr there is a rober
GamingMonster ik
GamingMonster IKR
Theres a rober
Ja
Jack: Could you imagine if they actually had that? Somebody came in and robbed the shop?
Me: Just play one more round.
Jack: I'm going to leave this episode here.
Me: JUST PLAY ONE MORE ROUND
Da Z Man I agree
Same, I was anticipating the robber
yes! love this series !!
same
Yaa
+Rae Star SAME
I know it's awesome
Ikr I want MOOORRREEEE
“Welcome to Slushy-Mart! My name is Jack! Oh Sweet Jesus.”
One of my favorite lines in this video.
*PUTS OFF FIREWORKS*
*FREAKS OUT*
*POINTS IT TO MANAGER*
lmao
U look like u will 8:46 go see for ur self ;-;
Hey I just subscribed when are you gonna make vids?
If I was to play this game I'd probably do the same.
These virtual reality games just keep getting cooler!
😄
yeah!
yup
Ya
I know right! I really like when he does Job Simulator
I replayed the intro so many times 😅😅, his laugh was so cute.
Same
Same
Same. My brother was really annoyed.
same
+Gamingwith Guys that's what I did. Just replay it up.
"Where are my buns?! They're on my butt that's where they are heheheheh"
Ahh.... we love this Man Child
Don’t we all
The Richbot still took off with the bottle of ketchup and mustard. XD
The 1% strikes again.
GOD
BLESS
AMERICA
Tf2 Soldier No
YOU MISSED THE ROBBERY!!!
Victoria Gong I know
So?
alesiter black it was one of the best parts....
Good thing he's completing them now then and witnessed it!
Victoria Gong it's on a different video he made
9:10 ... that's why i watch you Jack, throwing that boss lines XD
Sarril LIKE A BOSSS
That’s why I watch him to
@@trainvs5740, too. In that sentence it's too...
Aaron Doughty um
As someone who’s older brother literally got a Oculus Quest 2 *yesterday.* Jack’s absolutely right when he says the feeling of playing vr games is hard to describe. So I’ll just tell a couple funny stories. My brother was playing Phasmophobia in VR last night, and he reached over and grabbed his water bottle to get a drink, and when he was done, he set down his bottle. On a virtual counter top. That bottle then fell and landed on his foot. And today, I was playing job simulator, and I reached around the fridge door on the chef job to reach the blender lever. Because my brain forgot that the door was merely a part of *~The Gamerverse~*
Jack - "here use a firework to wipe ur ass"
Bot - " i guess i could make this work"
Jack - " You fuckin better"
hahahahahahahahahhaah i died
Lmao classic jack
stop
+j Club Scouts stop what?
me too lmao
"would you like another piece of gum...?
up your fucking arse!"
nearly died XD
Same
lol ikr same
when he said that he reminded me when he was playing killing floor 2 w/ Markiplier "WELCOME TO THE HOTEL" 😂😂😂
+Hashtagrex lololololol
XD yep
17:55 HAHAH SIR PUT THE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD DOWN
yeah ha ha ha
TheMinecrafter he stole the ketchup and mustard 😂😂 I'm dead
He took it outta the store!😂😂
its been 6 years and to see sean grow mentally and phiscally even as a kid growing up watching him makes me happy to be alive watch him☺
I would like to purchase these CHIPS
I would like to purchase these *CHIPS* XD
And I would like to purchase this *CANDY BAR*
I would like to purchase this *GENERIC OFF BRAND COLA*
I would want some of those meat cylinders
@@NorielBenMiel meat cylinders? [Insert Lenny face]
When everyone plays that game EEVVVERREYYONE gets mad at the guy with the cellphone.
not everyone frisk just might not care or be mad
Working at a gas station, this is a legit annoyance. I've literally gotten each of these customers, and the phone ones are worse than thieves.
Not gonna lie, I replayed the start about 15 times
Same
+Sasuke Uchiha so did I
WHAT ARE YOU RESTARTING I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!
+Cole Watts Same
+Cole Watts Good to know. Now click, the SHIIIIIIIIT, out of that like button.
Broo these videos r a throwback 😭
Do the office one! The stuff might change because you played it as a demo.
they did change
+Starfire yarh"
Yahhh
ya I second that one ... it should change a lot but this video is pretty good .... can't wait for the next TH-cam Tycoon video though
sam bezuidenhout you've got that right!
"Hey lets set off a fire work"
"AHHH FUCKIN JESUS!!!"
That part was funny
ikr...hahahhah
#Lol forever
"Hello, sir! Would you like another piece of gum?.... UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!"
I luaghed hard at that part
anyone else just love jacks voice I could just listen to his accent alllllllll day!!
rewatching a lot of jacksepticeye videos feels so nostalgic and it feels like im in heaven
"could you imagine if someone came in to rob the store" well gee jack maybe if you played for longer than 5 minutes you might fucking find out
yeah
Tell me about
+Alex Austin He played 20 minutes...
+Alex Austin shutup u fricken hater
+Alex Austin I was getting ready to comment on jack playing so little.
I wan't an HTC vine virtual reality too... *checks the price*
.....
good lord nevermind...
haha, literally me.
NecryoNics327 lol
NecryoNics327 same, gezz that's expensive 799 US dollars or 1,499 AUS dollars ( approximately)
Good afternoon human I would like to purchase these chips
lol thats what i did.... dad can i get a VR vine? oh...god nevermind...
JACK YOU NEED TO CONTINUE STORE CLERK
This was hysterical! The best part was when you threw the schedule at the robot "I'm in everyday?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" XDXD
best part 16:16 look at his movement, his words, actions, the timing of it all. lol.
ha
Happy earth day
I don't get it?
+Chibi Puppy That little casual toss of the clipboard right into Jobbot's face seals it.
IT'S SO REALISTIC!!!!!!!
Noooo if you woulda went one more you would've gotten robbed
+Dustin Brown rip
I know :(
Huh wat hehuh wha huh awhdjsjmfmf
+Dustin Brown that's what I was just about to say lol
The funny thing is is that the robber has a banana as a gun and you can take it and eat it xD
I don't think anyone really cares that you aren't perfectly facing the camera Jack.
Agreed
yep
+jacksepticeуe . Shut up
+jacksepticeуe . WARNING FAKER
+jacksepticeуe . reported again
18:24 imagine if jack throw his VR controller, and you can see the hand flying xD
jack farted and shidded 😳😳 4:20
You know, watching jack rage at dumb customers is actually fairly cathartic
16:22 Best part already!! xD
Yes! He looked so sassy!
yeah
+The Kaiju Brony I know i lost it in laughter when he tossed the clip board and actually hit the bot XD
I died at that part and now I'm dead
+The Kaiju Brony Im on every fucking day? Are yiy seriuos
jack: *smiles big* hello sir, would you like another piece of gum.....UP YOUR ASS me:*dies laughing at the low percentage of chill*
I love your picture
Alex S tank yoh fellow killjoy :)
I love it too
+Alicia Youness look alive sunshine ;)
+Danielle Buchanan ...dafuq man
That squeaky "Hello!" totally made my day.
Jack should get the money and put it on the enlarging pad
A ROBBER ACRUALLY DOES COME IN, PLAY MOREEE
it was the next scenario lol
I said the same thing
I only watched this video because I wanted to see his reaction
Actually, not ACRUALLY
Melody Au midway
It's 1:22am where I am and I'm trying to be quiet but I couldn't stop laughing when Jack put the slushie cup upside down and wondered why it wasn't filling up
Stephanie Kneale SAME!!!!
Stephanie Kneale I laughed when he shot himself in the face with a gun like firework thing
Do you need ASSISTANCE
Stephanie Kneale me to but it's around 2:00
It was no where near 1:22
Jack: Kobe! 2020: “everyone crying”
@Null wise words
@@hanichokr3785 ... bro?
@@Hawktuah2024 ye man he just a legend man I got carried away
@@hanichokr3785 I can do better
@@XYTUA go ahead
Is it just me who fucking loves his intro???
paige kennedy wphoosh. TOP OF THE MORINING TO YOU LADDIES. MY NAME IS JACKCEPTICEYE AND THIS IS "..."!
paige kennedy listen your not the only one i love his intro to hes a fucking badass
tony ALBERNAS stop saying bad words kids are watching
Kevin Stogsdill if there are kids that don't like bad words, then they shouldn't even be watching this.
6:40 those hand gestures just right in front of the customer whilst she asks you to scratch her lottery ticket, love it.
*oh my god you’re adorable I wanna protect you forever*
this gives me SO MUCH nostalgia, i remember watching you when i was younger
One second, “WHAT A DIRTY BASTARD,” 3 seconds later, “PEACE AND LOVE DUDE!”
RainbowReagan Rocks Ii
Julius Graves fuck off 5 year old
Julius Graves oh get over it.
Did you realize the last customer stole your ketchup and mustard?
very advanced ai, so realistic its scary
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
+Diemondz xD
he wanted something free not to pay
XD
How can you not enjoy watching these videos? :D I love them and always get excited whenever you upload one ;)
+It's Jenny
Exactly!
Ikr I gettah them butterfly's 😂😂 HERE HAVE A TWINKY
Well he's pretty obnoxious
+It's Jenny He compensates for not being actually funny by doubling down on the enthusiasm and energy. In other words, he's obnoxious and annoying. Only pandering to tweens and children. I'm here because youtube decided to play this shit after a CorridorDigital video I was previously watching so don't give me that " Well don't watch it then!" Shit.
Jack is extremely entertaining just an awesome guy so I couldn't agree more, lol!
8:29 Phone Customer: Geez. What is this? Your first job?
Jack: Yes! Just- [Remembers the previous Job Simulator episode] Well, no. I-I was working as a chef before.
I love how Jack references the previous episode (where he worked as a chef). And he references this episode in the next one (where he works as an auto mechanic).
I don't work in retail but I do work at a movie theater and I cannot tell you how many times I'd like to slap some of the customers we get every now and then....like this happened just this last week, someone asked me if we sell cigarettes at our concession stand and it's like are you serious...? Are u that dumb?😒🤦🏼♀️
I work in reatail, its not that bad but you do have to learn how to convincingly fake pleasantness and remember that the customers don't really give a damn about the fact that you are an actual human being that will sometimes make mistakes and have feelings.
Kikoman Dragon exactly right!!
Im rlly sorry for you :(
Tip of the hat to you
I’ve had that at my theater. I just looked at him and said “....sir, we’re a movie theater.” I’ve also had customers try to come behind the counter where we make pizzas
Do you sell cigarettes??
I love the difference between Jack and marks reaction to these 😂
If he did one more person he would of got robed
Jack you need to show the rob it is really funny I think you would like it
I was just saying that the next person was a robber
ik i was so sad when he said "amagin if someone robed the store" and if he did 1 more someone could'ov "robed" someone
You should see Mark's video, he does it wrong and let's the robber get away
+The Baconator may I have some bacon
after like 5 years of watching this as my first interaction with VR i've finally gotten my first headset
youve been my top 1youtuber i saw when i opened youtube for the first time i was so amazed with your gaming skills
Pro gamer 101
The only reason I got up today: Jacksepticeye.
everyday
+Ninja Panda True dat
+ Ninga Pands IKR!! The only exuse i have when im asked to do somthing: "ummm. yeh just let me finish this video, plzz only 5 minutes left( when I actullay just started a Jacksepticeye video.)
yup
+Ninja Panda I think it's because you got tired of sleeping.
"Use a firework to wipe your ass" 😂😂
Jack's intro years ago: *wapoosh* Top o da mornin to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye.
Jack's intro now: *wapoosh* topadamornintoyaladdies, mynameisjacksepticeye!
Jack's intro in 2025: *wapoosh* tpdmrnntyaldies, mnmjcksptcye!
He turns into Irish emenem
to you Laddies*
@@anapprenticeforlife4116 sorry, typo. I'll fix it
@@freezycoldcuber3585 Wasn't trying to be rude!! Sorry if it came off that way!!
@@anapprenticeforlife4116 No it's fine! I like when people correct me.
Did anyone else want Jack to keep scratching lottery tickets to see if he could win?
yes
Mini Ladd did that and won, but nothing happened.
Matthew Danielson I wonder what would happen if you give the customer the winning lottery ticket
+Ethan Ocasio ohmwrecker did that
Julio Gallardo He scratched the lottery tickets or did he give the winning lottery ticket to the customer?
Me: watches markiplier
Me: starts watching jacksepticeye
Me: lowers volume
Same
SAME
+FiveNightsAtFreddys hehe... true.
I don't think people actually care but...
ok
SAME
"Everyone loves a slush and a hot-hot."
STOP BEING SO DAMN ADORABLE
+Alexandra Ivanciuc YEAH STOP!YOU'RE SO CUTE!
Becca Baltz I know right!!
3:30 “Kobe!!”😭😭😭
@spider 123 the bape design
yeah im looking for someone to nitice kobe
Also he said one person in the shop
spider 123 bruh I’m not making fun of him
He said coby and not Kobe
favorite TH-camr ever
Ikr!!!!!!!!!!
I died when he yelled "Kobe!"
He's so funny
XD me too!
I honestly could never get sick of VR. Especially with the HTC Vive. I have nowhere near enough money to get it yet, but one day, one day I will.
+stealth128 It's quite fun alright :D
3:35 “hot dogs are bouncy” 😂😂😂 I’m doneeee
i farted and it was an impostor shit
Jack if you had played a couple more minutes there actually is someone who comes in and robs you XD
I know I wanted him to play just a little more
I agreed I played the hole game but someone coming in and shot you this wrong man
its shawn
+Kevin Grimes so what , but we can him by his name and your wrong never ever do that again
I was gonna comment that
*smiles creepily*
“What would you like, sir? Another piece of gum? UP YOUR ASS?!” Jacksepticeye 2017 😂
No it's Jacksepticeye 2016 not 2017
He said arse
I accidentally put this on on full volume after a previous quiet video.
rip your ears
Shelby Carr rip headphone users
Shelby Carr ASMR
Jacks reaction to the customers is how we all want to react in retail
jack! you should have done more! a robber with a banana would have robbed you!
Tami Karri Do you mean bandana ?
carl månsson no, a banana because he holds one for his gun
Tami Karri ok
carl månsson Illuminati confirmed
Tami Karri Ur Right!
You actually do get robbed
2:01 when puberty takes you by suprise
Hahaha😂 ikr
You mean Jack’s voice crack on “HI!” Or the lady wanting to purchase her *CHIPS*
NateDaGreat 826 XD
For me it was the opposite. I'm a guy, so my voice always went from "boy" to "intermittent really high-pitched and embarrassing" between the ages of 12 and 14. By the end of 14, i had the deep voice i have now.
NateDaGreat 826 haha
Watched this again, when he said ”KOBE!!” I started to cry 😭😂
You didn't tho
Phantom Woho I did tho
You didn't tho
Rip to Kobe
weak
he took the ketchup and mustard
Irish Guy ikr they're gone 😂😂😂
HOO-DINI I was just saying because it was funny you don't have to be a jerk
Irish Guy II
Satenz_Gamez I didn't see it
Hello human i would like to get these *CHIPS.*
It was so funny when he blew the firework in his fave
Face
Yeah that was funny
the same
Mannn old jack will never be topped
Oh good god I work retail and this is my daily life. I'm crying with laughter because you said everything I think!
This made me laugh my ass off for 20 mins BRUH the whole video 😂😂😂
Same😂
The 52 seconds I didn't laugh were some of the sadest moments of my life.
+Luffyatemymeat same he should do a lot more of it
+RAGEOFWEEGEE BOO YOU MAN
+chris paskouis he's a good youtuber
As a cashier at a department store, I can say that this is a 100% accurate simulation.
cashier at a gas station here, and I agree 100%
18:05 ....did he.... did he just predict the game?..
I'd like a red slushy pls sir Jack
+AsKaGangsta :D
Its you!
Same bruh
Its the real askagangster
All the colours plzzzz
"Hot dogs are bouncy" ~ JackSepticeye 2k16
Jack got scared when the firework came out on his face!
“OHHH JESUS! Oh there’s a bin right over here” 8 years and still the best vid he’s ever made
"Could you imagine if they actually had that? Someone came in to rob the shop"
IF YOU PLAYED FOR A COUPLE MORE MINUTES YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN JUST THAT
UMMMM i could watch this every day... Anybody else? Just me? ok... In any case you upload what you want and i will always watch :D Dont be afraid to change bro!!!
I could watch this everyday
"Working in retail fucking sucks."
Me: Watching this video during my lunch break at my retail job. "Yes, Jack, yes it does."
+BreastFriends What's wrong with it? i mean it seems kinda the same thing over and over again but that's what jobs are...right?
BreastFriends Huh weird i thought you guys just made the selling part and someone eles showed up to tie the place up.
+Leonardo Franzin Ribeiro there are unlucky associates like me who do it all, because we are on the sales floor. We get an array of disappointments lol.
BreastFriends Dang,well look at it at the bright side,you gain 3.5 times more what i would get doing that here!
6:14 "Where the fuck do I find the daily lottery tickets? Hello?"
The best part of the whole video...
Ohh Jack..why so adorable♥
I don't think you could have a good idea of the way it used to work on the app itself but the it was not even worth it to me and the app that it ncncnncbcbcbcbcb my wife beaters she said the only way I had it was because she had to p
Neko Lux wtf
Lol Jack slowly turns to his manager when the bot flies off and says "I DIDDN' T DO IT!"
Bot: I love sche schaste of schugar Jack: I love sche schaste of schugar schoo
That part got me
Jack: “Lets set off a firework”
Also Jack: *Looks directly into the tube* 😂