Narrator, first I'd like to thank you for uploading and giving this birthday girl lots of laughs! Secondly, the first date I went on with a guy, we hit it off. He unashemedly ripped one towards the end of the date, at which point I said "to hell with it" and ripped some ass that put his to shame. Did not realize I had to fart that badly. He burst out laughing. We've been married almost 5 years. :)
Saw yall at Best Buy! Didnt realize you were who you were then, but oh my GOSH!! Joshdub and yall are the reason I have a vr headset, and honestly started getting into games like that. Definitely thankful I got to meet yall
I love Halloween. Scared the shit out of some teenagers that knew I was real and not a mannequin. If they could, they would have scaled the nearby wall.
I hate scary movies, creepy places, haunted hayrides etc. in September my daughter was looking for a job. Found a haunted house that was volunteer only and bc she is only 15 I had to be there too. So her, a friend and my younger daughter (10) all worked at a haunted house and omg I loved scaring people!
16:54 this pmo because i used to work in fast food. those forks were fully restocked, but since they took all of them, they're just giving the staff more to do bcus now they have to go and restock that stuff
I think I know where the "can you look in the back for it" shit came from in retail. In grocery stores (or at least the chain i use) they will get a delivery truck during the last few hours the store is open and they'll put the pallets of food and other shit in a back room. Usually most if not all pallets will be unloaded and stocked on the floor overnight but sometimes there will be a pallet for an item thats already fully stocked up and that pallet will sit in the back of the store until they can put it out on the floor at some point later in the day. I think people think thats how it works at every retail store when thats really just grocery stores and warehouse retailers like costco.
@mentarium9741 yeah cause of that i think the proper way to ask about this is "do you have any pallets of this item that haven't been opened yet?" Simple question that establishes goodwill and knowledge about what you're asking. But only ask it in a big retailer like a grocery st0re, walmart, target, costco etc. Those are the only ones that have backlog areas.
2:26 Guess that plan fell to pieces. 3:00 I actually got jumpscared by that one the last time I went to Spirit of Halloween. No scream, just a loud gasp. 4:36 Ya wanna go fishin'? 9:33 Guess he's not clowning around.
Last video, I 100% believe he thought that was a legit way to impress that woman...the way my back crawled when he said good girl and clicked the clicker, I am SO glad she just got up and walked away. I hope that dude is alone forever if he doesn't learn that that's not okay.
5:44 dont mess the canadians or their geese, Narrator. They may be our "Polite Hat", but never forget their middle name is "Every Time We Go To War They Update The Geneva Convention" lol
5:46 I have a 6” scar on my back from a Canadian goose! It was my hubs fault. We went walking around a lake to the other side away from people to fish. He got too close tot he nest and was about 50yrds in front of me, so by the time the Goose took off and flew in that direction I was there, I was also wearing a bright yellow jacket. I tried hitting it with my grocery bag if snacks and water, all while screaming. He grabbed it by the neck and threw it away from me while he was dying of laughter. This year is 26yrs we have been together, this happened about 23yrs ago and I still talk about it. Even our kids who weren’t born yet about it so every time we see geese they say “there is your friend mom”
9:42 The worst part is when you can't use previous passwords, so you have to go through a list and then you get even more pissed because there's so many and WHICH DAMN ONE WAS IT
At the six hour mark. Love your videos Narrator. Kinda wanna see what kind of chaos you can make with pokemon. Been on a pokemon kick lately. I wanna watch the chaos you can do with them games, Or you and the boys with them.
17:27 in the video when narrator says I hope you left my notification witch sounds like item finds on pokemon goes off as she gets up to leave, talk about perfect timing
There are 3 possibilities for the end, either narrator and Linsey are doing wedding planning emergencies, Lindsey is pregnant and he just found out, or Linsey brought narrator his favorite kind of steak and he simply must eat it
narrator i love that u called that lady heavy weight like gosh dang bro u roasted her, her entire career is over u have completely abliterated her lmao
Yo, that lady in that skit about farting and shit is the absolute worst kind of person. I have met so many women like that in relationships, and seen so many other relationships trifle in that fashion.
Lmao when he said get you a girl that go oops my bad mad me laugh so hard cause that’s my girl but she won’t say my bad she’ll just laugh herself to tears 😂
I do believe that the guy was simply just trying to acknowledge that she's the one that farted without any issue. She's the one that can't stand the fact that she farted without taking someone else to blame for it. Get rid of her
As a Gen X, later classified as Gen Y, who was a latch-key kid, and what little raising I did get, was from my silent Gen grandparents. Can confirm, grandparents are the GOAT
It never fails. At least once a year near the end of it, I get horribly ill. Today is that day. And I know u will help me feel better mentally at least 😊
i have only met my grandma once she didnt wanna know me and i saw my grandad three times and that was it never seen again but ayo gotta get on with life so i hope yall have wonderful grand parents and make sure they know u love them
4:48 I believe there is ment to be another sign in that 4th empty slot possibly saying home and now so it would say Carpet your whole home for only $99 now
At the end of the video 100% Lindsey walked in with food lololol 😂
(Edit: I never said what kind of food 😌 🍑)
I wanna say that she said to come to the bedroom lol
Stop outing this man we still got the vid😂😂😂
@@howamewsing7311.. to eat, right?
..right?
@@PwnerPwnz definitely to eat something, that's for sure
You should have just put one lol you idiot
DJ deserves a million for being a legend. Narrator can disappear but DJ is forever.
They are both legends
Narrator, first I'd like to thank you for uploading and giving this birthday girl lots of laughs!
Secondly, the first date I went on with a guy, we hit it off. He unashemedly ripped one towards the end of the date, at which point I said "to hell with it" and ripped some ass that put his to shame. Did not realize I had to fart that badly. He burst out laughing. We've been married almost 5 years. :)
I am smiling so wide. This is so very cute! Also, happy day after your birthday! :)
Okay Beyblade.
Saw yall at Best Buy! Didnt realize you were who you were then, but oh my GOSH!! Joshdub and yall are the reason I have a vr headset, and honestly started getting into games like that. Definitely thankful I got to meet yall
Lmfao when he says “in that day you forever became a bottom” something along that line…lmfao
None of us are that bright narrator I most of the time just walk into a room and then forget
don't we all do that?
That's why I lost my job as a firefighter 😆
@@Iwasthemilkman damn you forgot to go down the pole you went up the pole just like Peter Griffin
If it was a video about stupid people it should have the boys clips overload. Those mfkers are the stupidest of Stupids.
I do this most frequently at work, I will walk into the walk in fridge or freezer and literally say "why the fuck am I in here?".
When she farted, but denies it if she were to tell me that I farted, I’m quoting Shrek believe me donkey. If it was me, you would be dead.😂
Absolutely be done. Dust in the wind. Inevitable.
4:36 "when Steve Irwin was alive he called me special." "I think I was his favorite"
I love Halloween. Scared the shit out of some teenagers that knew I was real and not a mannequin. If they could, they would have scaled the nearby wall.
I hate scary movies, creepy places, haunted hayrides etc. in September my daughter was looking for a job. Found a haunted house that was volunteer only and bc she is only 15 I had to be there too. So her, a friend and my younger daughter (10) all worked at a haunted house and omg I loved scaring people!
I love these videos to cheer me up after a rough day
5:05 Your whole carpet for only $99. Got you😂❤
0:03 ÆEEE- couldn't even ÆEEE- couldn't even ÆEeee- couldn't even do it
4:30 Juicy's spirit animal
Didn't even watch this before I liked it. Love your content Narrator!
Family stuff? Are you the Dadator yet? xD
"Those are dead puppies" had me nearly in tears laughing so hard!!!
I figured it out '$99 only for your whole carpet'
I think it’s only $99 for your whole carpet
I think it’s supposed to be Your whole carpet for $99
Bruh old boy did the Reese hitch jig. That shit sucks so bad bet he didn't have a shin left.
16:54 this pmo because i used to work in fast food. those forks were fully restocked, but since they took all of them, they're just giving the staff more to do bcus now they have to go and restock that stuff
that dude was stocking his party, or was really cheap and does not wash dishes.
That thumbnail is perfect 😂😂😂😂😂
I think I know where the "can you look in the back for it" shit came from in retail. In grocery stores (or at least the chain i use) they will get a delivery truck during the last few hours the store is open and they'll put the pallets of food and other shit in a back room. Usually most if not all pallets will be unloaded and stocked on the floor overnight but sometimes there will be a pallet for an item thats already fully stocked up and that pallet will sit in the back of the store until they can put it out on the floor at some point later in the day. I think people think thats how it works at every retail store when thats really just grocery stores and warehouse retailers like costco.
i believe target also has a backlog area. i've had workers who found shirt sizes there that weren't stocked on the shelves when I asked.
@mentarium9741 yeah cause of that i think the proper way to ask about this is "do you have any pallets of this item that haven't been opened yet?" Simple question that establishes goodwill and knowledge about what you're asking. But only ask it in a big retailer like a grocery st0re, walmart, target, costco etc. Those are the only ones that have backlog areas.
2:26 Guess that plan fell to pieces.
3:00 I actually got jumpscared by that one the last time I went to Spirit of Halloween. No scream, just a loud gasp.
4:36 Ya wanna go fishin'?
9:33 Guess he's not clowning around.
"Now you knocked the fuckin wind outa yaself," that is exactly how my parents used to react when me and my siblings did something stupid.
2:15 the dog reacting to her singing made me laugh so hard 😂
5:40 Cobra Death Chicken? I'm going to have to remember that one. 😂
Narrator is an amazing TH-camr
Last video, I 100% believe he thought that was a legit way to impress that woman...the way my back crawled when he said good girl and clicked the clicker, I am SO glad she just got up and walked away. I hope that dude is alone forever if he doesn't learn that that's not okay.
5:44 dont mess the canadians or their geese, Narrator. They may be our "Polite Hat", but never forget their middle name is "Every Time We Go To War They Update The Geneva Convention" lol
1:26 ngl my first reaction if i was him would actually be to say out loud a little "Youppie :D "
5:46 I have a 6” scar on my back from a Canadian goose! It was my hubs fault. We went walking around a lake to the other side away from people to fish. He got too close tot he nest and was about 50yrds in front of me, so by the time the Goose took off and flew in that direction I was there, I was also wearing a bright yellow jacket. I tried hitting it with my grocery bag if snacks and water, all while screaming. He grabbed it by the neck and threw it away from me while he was dying of laughter. This year is 26yrs we have been together, this happened about 23yrs ago and I still talk about it. Even our kids who weren’t born yet about it so every time we see geese they say “there is your friend mom”
"We’re gonna react to Stupid people on the internet"
Proceeds to put a picture of Josh😂😂
"Puppy. Puppy." 'thats a 💀 Puppy' has just given me a K1LLER Cruella cosplay idea.. 😂❤
Absolutely loving the letterkenny edits
9:42 The worst part is when you can't use previous passwords, so you have to go through a list and then you get even more pissed because there's so many and WHICH DAMN ONE WAS IT
0:30 that was such a slow fall
0:30, fixed it for you
@ thank you
Yeah
But guarantee it was a fast trip to the emergency room
At the six hour mark. Love your videos Narrator. Kinda wanna see what kind of chaos you can make with pokemon. Been on a pokemon kick lately. I wanna watch the chaos you can do with them games, Or you and the boys with them.
CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION 🎉🥳
17:27 in the video when narrator says I hope you left my notification witch sounds like item finds on pokemon goes off as she gets up to leave, talk about perfect timing
Naww my wife farts intentionally in public so she can blame it on me lmfao 😂😂😂
Ligit thought you’d say: Guten Morgen! in the beginning😂
5:07 I have no idea how they messed it up so bad, but: “Your whole carpet for only $99”
There are 3 possibilities for the end, either narrator and Linsey are doing wedding planning emergencies, Lindsey is pregnant and he just found out, or Linsey brought narrator his favorite kind of steak and he simply must eat it
im happy i got here this early because all of narrarators videos ive ever seen have been and are amazing
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12:47 Young Juicy before he knew Technology!
I was about to cry this video made me feel better!😄😄
Let's go narrator uploaded
narrator i love that u called that lady heavy weight like gosh dang bro u roasted her, her entire career is over u have completely abliterated her lmao
The intro was amazing 😭😭🙏
These videos never fail to make me laugh 😆
It feels like a blessing to be early to narrators video
Yo, that lady in that skit about farting and shit is the absolute worst kind of person. I have met so many women like that in relationships, and seen so many other relationships trifle in that fashion.
Lmao when he said get you a girl that go oops my bad mad me laugh so hard cause that’s my girl but she won’t say my bad she’ll just laugh herself to tears 😂
Narrator is Legend!
We luv your Editor!!
Dude in the wheelchair was not stopping for anything I like that it inspired me
I love these videos they make my day❤
@4:30 you wanna go fishing? Hey guys, you wanna go fishing? 😂
6:15 Hey! That’s a free hedge trimmer! 😂
That dolly one made me laugh super loud and it’s 2am
"Get rid of her.". Get rid of both of them, wtf was that whole conversation?
I do believe that the guy was simply just trying to acknowledge that she's the one that farted without any issue.
She's the one that can't stand the fact that she farted without taking someone else to blame for it.
Get rid of her
2:41 you ever seen those fainting goats? 😂😂😂😂😂
Reverse cowgirl got me
i love your military memes,since im a grandson of a vietnam paratrooper..also is narrator calling josh stupid?
No he wasn’t calling Josh stupid, it was more of a dig at Canada
@@maryjane4432 ohh
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Congrats! I just realized that you're at 1 mil subs!
5:12 your whole carpet for only $99
I thought they just misspelled Floor.
13:22 Narrator looks like me watching Terrifier 3!
As someone who has had Canadian geese as livestock and has only lived in America, I can confidently say, DON’T MESS WITH THE COBRA CHICKENS!
Rule #1 Canada, NEVER mess with the cobra turkies!!!!!!!!!!
🤣😂❤❤❤love you Narrator
4:59
Your Whole carpet for only $99
Under a minute squad >>>
lol
7:25
Ol boy knew how to do the job alright!
The job of finding a reason to go to the ER for some Erks!😅
The first video is how the VA thinks vets hurt their backs. "Injury not service related"
love you narrator!
As a Gen X, later classified as Gen Y, who was a latch-key kid, and what little raising I did get, was from my silent Gen grandparents.
Can confirm, grandparents are the GOAT
No that crocodile needs a re-alignment
That dude nailin his shin made me crack the F up.
cant wait to find out what happened
It never fails. At least once a year near the end of it, I get horribly ill. Today is that day. And I know u will help me feel better mentally at least 😊
Sooo funny narrator😂❤
Damn, first time catching a vid within ten minutes. Good shiitake
Also, that I felt shin strike the tow hitch
bro that crock fr said THIR YETH THIR!!!
EARLLYYY , LOVE UR VIDS NARRATOR
Gud evenin' to you too! 😂
Whole Carpet For Only 99$....figured it out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking “whole house” or “whole floor” meaning one level of the house
That fart chick was putting off massive amber vibes lol don't go to bed my guy, run lol
Yes a new video❤!!
It's 99$ only for your whole carpet 😂
1:31 brother 🤣😭
i have only met my grandma once she didnt wanna know me and i saw my grandad three times and that was it never seen again but ayo gotta get on with life so i hope yall have wonderful grand parents and make sure they know u love them
6:57 that's when you just shine the light in their eyes for long time
Could it be that Eddie called Narrator to tell him Gaby's giving birth :o
I love this guy
Just something weird, the reason I like Halloween was because my family scared me and crushed my innocence like that
4:48 I believe there is ment to be another sign in that 4th empty slot possibly saying home and now so it would say
Carpet your whole home for only $99 now
I figured it out, your whole carpet for only 99 dollars
the screaming baby said OH WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Romeo is here. This video is okay. You're welcome.... Good job, Good job, Good job.... Carry on 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Until next time, Romeo Away
"lil bro wasn't playing"
I did something similar at a haunted house as a kid. 'monster' tried to scare my mom, i smacked it. lol