>> totally cocks up the tutorial, clearly understood it only superficially "Yeah, I've got this: bridges need parts. Let's try hard mode!" I love you so much Jon.
I absolutely love Jon to pieces, but I honest to god had to check the date this video was released to make sure it wasn't an April Fool's video, with the bridge layouts he was trying. Thank god he isn't an actual engineer.
Many A True Nerd Hey, You should Play "Only If" Or Maybe you would want something other then Puzzles (Its really buggy too.) So Why not "Kerbal Space Progam" A bunch of good stuff in that, Physics, And little Astronauts. Or Maybe you would be interested in a slight *Cough Cough* Action *Cough* Puzzle-Ish Game, Like a really Popular one: Half Life: Source Or The second one, Half life 2? I'm giving you Some options here. None of those suit You? Too bad. Anyway, They are all on steam, so you can decide what to play (Half Life 2 Has a straight story to it, But you wouldn't get any of it if you didn't play half life 1, So you should Play Half life source first.) Thanks man. You might like Portal Too. (Great Puzzle game)
because it's a ridiculously reading intensive game and from all the years watching John I can say with confidence he really would not be able to play the game without someone personally holding his hand and twisting his arm if you get what I mean.
MATN: Something is wrong with this bridge! Bridge: *falls apart because MATN didn't read anything that helps* MATN: Ahh yes. this bridge is in the water, bridges should not do that. More the reason that MATN is a youtuber and not a engineer.
I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. Between the constant collapsing, and all the bridge ballasts, which was made even funnier by the counter (as someone who knows practically nothing about engineering, is that an actual thing?), this was one of the funniest videos I've seen. I was having a lot of trouble breathing by the end, and made a mistake of trying to drink water at one point and then started choking. Thank you for the video!!
i've spent weeks watching your catalogue of games and you're just the most endearing, charmingly self-deprecating in a uniquely cocky way, smart, but with a good sense of humor, and somehow also incredibly kind? you're such a rare gamer and i'll never watch another gaming channel again. this video sealed it. i'm so glad i found you
My dad actually makes materials to reinforce bridges. Its his entire job, this stuff specifically. I sent him this video the day it came out. He's still laughing.
20:25 at 50% speed playback. Meanwhile in a mostly identical parallel universe (albeit where tea and coffee are outlawed and everyone has cannabis smoothies for breakfast instead) MATN's Jon is having his expectation's dashed in a very Michael Bay way.
Watching Jon fail to pay attention to the instructions the game gives him is always entertaining. That last bridge... Jon, review the concepts of tension and compression. That would probably help.
Almost 3 hours into your skyrim benor's happy ending live stream. *the fuck is a bridge ballast* I thought and welp now I'm here, good video, glad you upgraded your mic lol *HAPPY 300K SUBS*
Jon, I’ve been watching you newer content for about a year now, and I randomly stumbled across this gem. Wat the hellz m8? I thought you had a grasp of physics? Did this give it to you? Lol jokes aside can’t wait to see how RTWBI ends, and hopefully you notice the celts took Ireland and naturally you need to conquer them.
Many A True Nerd Your'e bad for building bridges in the video but its more fun to see You learing. ;) You Will get more good in building bridges by trying News strategy by your error. :D Your make very good vidéos. I can teach you some pro tips for buildings good and very solid bridges. i have a TH-cam Chanel and i am a girl gamer and i have. Fallout 4! i hope we can talk when you have Time! Have a very good day!!
>> totally cocks up the tutorial, clearly understood it only superficially
"Yeah, I've got this: bridges need parts. Let's try hard mode!"
I love you so much Jon.
He's the greatest
Where all the Chaotic truly started.
I absolutely love Jon to pieces, but I honest to god had to check the date this video was released to make sure it wasn't an April Fool's video, with the bridge layouts he was trying. Thank god he isn't an actual engineer.
Kevbo2040 Yeah, not enough triangles
*B R I D G E B A L L A S T*
@@minerva9104 You will never.
I like how Jon doesn't even stop to wonder why he's never seen a "bridge ballast" on a bridge in real life.
Sees suspension bridge made entirely of steel beams.
Dis gun be gud.
My dad, an engineer whose mom is an architect, laughed his ass off watching this with me :DD
11/10 not enough bridge ballast.
+15
Is this a Kill Everything Let's Play?
LOL!
Prince Daniel O234 tt24456
You don't have the stress coloring turned on. Makes it a ton easier
I only discovered that was a thing when Claire played the game and found it immediately.. Real Bridge Architects don't need that sort of help...
There goes my life's work.
Many A True Nerd Hey, You should Play "Only If"
Or Maybe you would want something other then Puzzles (Its really buggy too.)
So Why not "Kerbal Space Progam" A bunch of good stuff in that, Physics, And little Astronauts.
Or Maybe you would be interested in a slight *Cough Cough* Action *Cough* Puzzle-Ish Game, Like a really Popular one: Half Life: Source Or The second one, Half life 2? I'm giving you Some options here.
None of those suit You? Too bad.
Anyway, They are all on steam, so you can decide what to play (Half Life 2 Has a straight story to it, But you wouldn't get any of it if you didn't play half life 1, So you should Play Half life source first.)
Thanks man. You might like Portal Too. (Great Puzzle game)
because it's a ridiculously reading intensive game and from all the years watching John I can say with confidence he really would not be able to play the game without someone personally holding his hand and twisting his arm if you get what I mean.
Cus thats what hes doing wrong
All praise the almighty Bridge Ballast! xD
Apparently, bridge ballast is a real thing! It's nothing like what MATN is doing, but it's a thing.
MATN: Something is wrong with this bridge!
Bridge: *falls apart because MATN didn't read anything that helps*
MATN: Ahh yes. this bridge is in the water, bridges should not do that.
More the reason that MATN is a youtuber and not a engineer.
20:30 you say shit and fuck. This day will be remembered!
Who cares? It's not like he's one of those "kid friendly" channels.
he actually is for the most part, and if he does curse his voice is so nice no one cares :^)
Joshua Li He tries not to swear, but he's not against it.
I watched all of his Fallout Playthoughs and I always thought he was against it, I actually had to rewind, kinda funny :3
Flaky Patches He said fuck a few times during some of his New Vegas videos.
at one point you had a seven sided geometric shape on the left side and I was double face palming myself.
As an engeneer this is amusing and hurting at the same time
Ale Blanco I feel the same way. Compression! Put the joints under compression! Not tension! I was laughing the whole time, though.
Ale Blanco im not an engineer but i have been on a bridge. i have never seen any bridges like this
Paul Dewsnip you've never seen bridge ballasts?! what a shame....
LOL I feel the same way. I completely lost myself at bridge ballasts and megastructure
+Ale Blanco then as an engineer, can you tell us wtf a bridge ballast is?
At what point did he notice "bridge ballast" and just keep doing it on purpose? I was crying xD
I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. Between the constant collapsing, and all the bridge ballasts, which was made even funnier by the counter (as someone who knows practically nothing about engineering, is that an actual thing?), this was one of the funniest videos I've seen. I was having a lot of trouble breathing by the end, and made a mistake of trying to drink water at one point and then started choking.
Thank you for the video!!
i've spent weeks watching your catalogue of games and you're just the most endearing, charmingly self-deprecating in a uniquely cocky way, smart, but with a good sense of humor, and somehow also incredibly kind? you're such a rare gamer and i'll never watch another gaming channel again. this video sealed it. i'm so glad i found you
I am a physicist and this video made my insides hurt
My dad actually makes materials to reinforce bridges. Its his entire job, this stuff specifically. I sent him this video the day it came out. He's still laughing.
i'm not an engineer or really that smart but i was just holding back a crazy amount of laughter "bridge ballast pivots" physics!?
this is why Many A True Nerd should never be an engineer :3
Wan199 I would be the Best at Bridg-engineering
Many A True Nerd i cant doubt you will be :3
+Many A True Nerd Crossbars could be turned off
+Gamers on TH-cam yeah
Watching this in 2017 and I was just shocked to hear Jon say "fuck" :D
You would probably like Kerbal Space Program... Dem physics.
Looks like he does have KSP, and he's put in about half an hour into it.
YES! I want to see Jon play KSP!!!!
Alright! That would be great!
Jon: "Shut up! I can do this!"
- Brigde: "Nope, I'd rather fall apart..."
gota watch out for those stealth bridges. theyll getcha when ya least spect em
Seriously one of my favorite MATN videos ever. HYSTERICAL.
I like how he hesitates before swearing then swears anyway.
I think he said "mega structure" more times than he said "bridge ballast"
I was an engineer for several years, and both built and demolished several bridges. Watching this video caused me physical pain.
Okaaaay ... welcome to medium one :'D I'm Dead ... 9:05
I enjoyed this so much more than I thought I would! Jon, I hope you never drive over a bridge made by anyone who thinks like you do...
fun drinking game: drink every time jon doesn't build a traingle
Jon you are embarrassingly fantastic at making bridges
"Scientific and engineering background" 11/10
In 2021 this is still one of the best videos on the channel
Dammit Jon, triangles!
20:25 at 50% speed playback.
Meanwhile in a mostly identical parallel universe (albeit where tea and coffee are outlawed and everyone has cannabis smoothies for breakfast instead) MATN's Jon is having his expectation's dashed in a very Michael Bay way.
Oh Jon, you never should be allowed even close to a bridge from now on XD
Always a classic. Even in 2022
Should've had a mega structure counter as well! XD
Hello Jon. any plans to revisit this game? Ive never been so infuriatingly entertained by something. you truly are a bridge Master in a bridge mansion
This might be my favorite MATN video.
It's all about the triangles, Jon.
Watching Jon fail to pay attention to the instructions the game gives him is always entertaining. That last bridge... Jon, review the concepts of tension and compression. That would probably help.
It's like the "Jon Explains Cars" episode of the Podcats....
17:32 Reads the hint out loud, then promptly ignores what it actually says.
Great video, i'm enjoying this much more than that Dark Souls video ;)
One of the only videos I've ever heard Jon swear in hahaha
It's a really fine game. I recommend checking it out.
This was the funniest thing ive watched all week :D thank you good sir!
everybody can make a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer (or jon) to make a bridge that barely stands
I love the way Jon completes a level because the game has no collision detection
The pinnacle of relaxing TV
25:37-25:54 This perfectly describes how Fox News will react to Trumps America
Kirkwood New tariffs always prevail
My math teacher showed us this video in class one time.
This is where Jon's Chaotic Stupid allignments truly started.
"Shut up I get it"
*Does not get it*
Almost 3 hours into your skyrim benor's happy ending live stream. *the fuck is a bridge ballast* I thought and welp now I'm here, good video, glad you upgraded your mic lol
*HAPPY 300K SUBS*
I'm glad to know you can handle trains better now :)
I don't think I've laughed harder in any of the other dozens of videos I've watched thus far.
Jon, where's the 'mega-structure' counter?
As an engineering student, this was painful...
I recommend taking this to class and doing an MSK3000 style rift track.
Jon: There's a hint
Inner Jon: Ignore It
Jon, I’ve been watching you newer content for about a year now, and I randomly stumbled across this gem. Wat the hellz m8? I thought you had a grasp of physics? Did this give it to you? Lol jokes aside can’t wait to see how RTWBI ends, and hopefully you notice the celts took Ireland and naturally you need to conquer them.
Your funniest video that I have watched so far! :D
Those Megastuctures look suspiciously like BRIDGE BALLAST
i'm not sure if jon is worse at dark souls or this...
+sleuthDelicious Bridge souls...
this just doesnt get old
AGE OF ULTRON 2 DOESNT EXIST. LOVE YOU ANYWAYS JON
Break point? When did this become virtual tennis?
Since you have Steam now, You should get Only If. It's a free game...
good good , still searching for an amazing bridge simulator builder game from like year 2002...not found it yet not remember it name
One of your most funny videos :-)
I have no engineering knowledge, but the moment I saw the "bridge ballasts", I knew it would fail horribly
Who else thought he was gonna say bridge ballast at 21:04?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my favorite video.
Sports bridge. Now I'm seriously going to have dreams about Jon and Clarkson, married, the mighty sports train going through the sports bridge...
Why wasn't there a counter for "Megastructures" too?
Hi I'm just 9 and I'm better at building a bridge cause I'm a bridge fan!
+RaNdOmUz xD You very likely are. I am very bad at building bridges.
Hello Just 9.
Many A True Nerd Your'e bad for building bridges in the video but its more fun to see You learing. ;) You Will get more good in building bridges by trying News strategy by your error. :D Your make very good vidéos. I can teach you some pro tips for buildings good and very solid bridges. i have a TH-cam Chanel and i am a girl gamer and i have. Fallout 4! i hope we can talk when you have Time! Have a very good day!!
Usefull advice is given at the start of the level, Jon completely ignores it.
The counter weight part. I fucking lost it.
So much bridge ballast
Take a shot every time he says bridge ballast
omg as if bridge it is still being played, its been out for yeaaaaars
Please continue gods will be watching chapter 2 ending is shocking.
What's with the "Bridge Ballast" thing?
He traded bridge ballast for mega structure
"I was good at LEGO" as he ignores the clear print on the screen saying use cables... lol
Jon: I'm good at building bridges.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Many A True Nerd should way more subs!
Can you burn bridges?
What happened to bridge ballast
Julius Caesar: "Who hired a Classicist to build the bridge"?
Did Jon ever wonder why he has never seen a bridge ballast in real life?
STRESS BUTTON!
I have a Question: Where did you learn Physics?
Z3kon4s I ordered my degree in the mail :D
Ok. Explains the "Bridge Ballast"..
+Many A True Nerd hi
Jon, thank God you're not an engineer.
What effect has this video had on me? Made me want to talk about classics with you!
Today I learned Many A True Nerd skipped out physics class XD
This is good stuff! You should play Kerbal Space Program~
thanks for the hours of laugh
Everyone, come place your bets on how many times he will say "boat" next time!