I Let a Sketchy Website Pick a Random Steam Game for Me to Play
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- Choosing is overrated! Let's let FATE decide what game I'm gonna play on steam today!
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What Mark said he was after: A Random Game
What he was really after: Worst game on Steam part 4
Wait there's 3 parts?
Always has been.
@@i.e.benediktazurnieden6475 which is a masterpiece of their own
Lol -1 reviews
Sanction stfu you don't talk to chica that way!
"I'm on a bad roll"
"Keep it up"
Amy is a priceless treasure
I think he lived up to that pretty well this time.
@Instagram User Ah, the bots have come at last.
Edit: LMAO it's a troll account. It has one unlisted video, and the channel description is: I hate self promoters. GG my man.
@@jwg2665 that's fucked up. these bots need to GO
@@jwg2665 putting this for reactions I see
Amy is amazing literally I love her 💀💀
Mark: "Amy. I'm doing really bad!"
Amy: "Keep it up!"
That’s true love right there
Supportive in distress
His descent into madness while playing the puzzle game was way too funny
I literally burst out in mad laughter the steam page came up non-stop to the rage quit 😂😂😂
Oh boy and the sped up time lapse was such a mood
Apparently since this video was released, the devs of Earth Attack started to actually update their game and it got more positive reviews. Guess Mark alone has the power to save an entire game company.
its gonna become a great game trust me
it's just a single guy who does it for fun, it cost 100 dollars (USD) to put a game on steam, so he prob just having fun with it and using pleasure money he saves lol, but it is funny
Im so proud to be the second reviewer lmao
This builds my confidence as a hobby game developer lol.
l
*Imagine making a game that dosent get any reviews or plays and the first person to play it is one of the most famous youtubers*
lmao
@The Lonely Proto Jack who? 😂
@@spaceinvadersaw Jack İngof the famous youtuber
@The Lonely Proto jackspecticede
@@spaceinvadersaw Jack ßėptïçeyè
I love how when writing his review on Earth Attack Mark was trying not to be harsh and even said he recommended the game bc he didnt want to be that mean
I think it was more of a sudden, Caesar-like instinct to bend the world to his will and alter reality with the might of his written word.
...and he probably didn't want to be mean, either. :)
@@SeenAGreatLightGood point! The world should remake itself as Markiplier desires!
14:50... no ones gonna talk about this? That's the most aggressive, unexpected sneeze I've ever heard.
You should hear me when I have a surprise sneeze
@@mEmEzMaN... Then upload a video of you sneezing
Watch his sneeze in slow motion. its funny the way his headphones wriggled when he aggressively sneezed. lol
"I'm on a bad roll."
"Keep it up."
It's good to see a supportive relationship.
She's a great human being XD
Yeah
This made me smile so hard x)
Look at the edge on you lad, so on edge that you’re falling.
guys which profile of the women above me should i click
The immediate death after he gets into character talking about his family being in danger is the best thing in my life in this moment.
Mark: went to school to be an engineer
Also Mark: cannot solve a 3x3 sliding puzzle
Mark: a very distinguished, intelligent grown man
also Mark: gets his ass handed to by a 3x3 puzzle for 4-5 minutes
I translated the seconds to minutes it took him 8 minutes lmaoooo
Ao oni
300 seconds is 5 minutes. Learn to count to 60 more than once... maybe?
@@tohothewriter8002 bro he showed that he finished it at 489
@@tohothewriter8002 it took him 490s dude, which is 8.16mins .... how embarrassing for you...
“My parents divorced when I was a kid that was pretty hard too I guess”
When a puzzle breaks a man 😂
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
In spanish puzzles are called "rompecabezas" being translated as "head breakers" so, quite accurate name if I say so myself
shit gets personal too quickly
Just laughter slowly transitioning into sobbing.
As a dweeb who loves those little puzzle things, every time you had it lined up where you literally had to click twice and it would go together , I wanted to die.
Is it that easy ? I'm like Mark on this, it's hard !
I find it so wholesome that after playing these games, both of them have seen some purchases and general support by the community. It's really noble for a big TH-camr like Mark to drop the standard of playing a popular game and letting some of the smallest companies / developers get a chance :)
Mark: “I don’t like making choices”
A Heist with Markiplier, Don’t Open the Door, and A Date With Markiplier: “It’s true”
And the warfstache automated interview
Yeah, I always wondered why he asked _us_ to decide everything.
what was dont open the door?
@@Kitty-fs4zm Just look it up on Mark’s channel. It was another choose-your-own-adventure. It isn’t much tbh, but you should still check it out
Yeah. He makes us make them
Earth Attack having the forced ending of a flood of unavoidable missiles and having the guts to charge $10 for the whole experience might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
You can actually shoot but he just didn't know how to
@@JoshuaPWithers that almost makes it even better
Thay have a "Thanks Markiplier sale and update" going on
@@capitancuba8962 fr? 😂😂
@@yaboishawn5718 yep its like $2
12:18 Uh, was that the game’s music, or was it edited in? Because the game promised relaxation and that music sounds like you’re being chased by a villain on an endless staircase in a 1920’s silent film
Underrated comment
14:50
Mark seriously has "dad sneeze". He'd scare away any predator from his kin
is that supposed to be an emoji
Randomness is really fun. I would love if Mark did a "3 Random Games" series. You'd get a lot of trash, but when that gem pops up, it'll be like, "Whooooa!"
That's what Dashie does lmao
I support this
@@deshawnclark298 A lot of smaller TH-camrs do it too, notably Kubz Scouts
This is a fantastic idea
Good idea!
“Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was hard I guess” I was CRYING 😂😂
so was he when his parents divorced
@@libitina9519 Jesus christ dude
@@libitina9519 oh flip
Oop- that actually happened
@@graveantelol i did not expect my comment to get attention
6:50
Literally every missile within 10 lightyears:
"Im about to end this man's whole career"
I love when Mark gets mad he just slowly falls out of frame
His last review was funny enough when all you could hear was mark’s keyboard, but the second he started typing “Also my parents got divorced” I CRIED laughing
edit: (timestamp) 15:04
What time?
@@CATOHUNTER007 15:16
Same-
Omg did you really CRY
Why tf are there so many bots
I'm just thinking about how much useless "Markiplier rambling" footage Lixian has to go through, and he still manages to turn that footage into something super entertaining with his talent as an editor. Props to him!
Lixian is amazing. 2 other editors worked on this video as well though
I know right. Poor guy 😂
And Amy has to hear it first hand 😂😂👏
@@Quinton_jazzz Amy is hiding in a corner holding a dart gun just in case Mark breaks the door to attack her with his rambling. Oh you thought old men rambling was the worst you could hear? Mark is on a whole new level has his years of recording himself talk to the walls he has gain more power than anyone in the world could possible gain. This is why he is an SCP and the only way to keep him calm is for people to watch his videos.
I'd kill myself. He has to be the most annoying TH-camr I've ever come across. It's like a 13yr old found a blank cheque and forced himself on the world. In his defense he's making bank, so being annoying is prob worth it for him lol, I couldn't imagine editing this shit.
I love that he's gonna leave a review.❤ This is why we all live mark lol
i actually wouldn't mind you playing shadow wolf mysteries, it's a point and click and it actually looks good, art style wise, seems like it'd be a fun time, who knows, maybe it'll turn out to be a hidden gem of a game.
Imagine not getting one single player to play your game for years and then all the sudden one day you see markiplier playing your game and advertising it on his TH-cam for millions of people to see
W
Copied comment
@@hardrubbernips_ bro what I didn’t copy anybody’s comment
@@bsavenko5393 right
@@hardrubbernips_ honestly it's such a basic comment I think multiple people would think to say this on their own not that copying gives or takes away any invisible internet points.
Mark: I'm on a bad roll
Amy: Keep it up!
A true power couple
lol
the puzzle was in fact very sophisticated and calming
The best thing about this is the creator is probably some random person who just put their games up not really expecting anyone to play them and then Mark played it and I bet since the video has released there's been hundereds of people just suddenly start flooding in just out of the blue like an entire year after it was made 😂
Every week is like a geoguesser game to figure out where in the world is Markilplier based off his background
He's said in a vid that He's in Texas shooting for heist 2
this video was recorded on august 8th.
He’s in hos laundry room I believe
His*
@@artisticvixen8988 my state. Noice
Me: _starts watching first Markiplier video in months_
Mark: So our fathers' ballsacks...
Welcome back xD
@@zenthiat2292 Thanks lol, I really missed this
Yeah... about the ballsacks...
SAME lol
Missed his ole random humor
Same tbh
11:50 so funny i am dying help me
This is the hardest ive laughed at a markiplier video. how have i gone a year without seeing this masterpiece? lixian’s editing is top tier.
I don't think I've laughed as hard as I did when Mark started Sophisticated Puzzle, in a long time. Holy hell.
Same! Idk why but it was hilarious
Yes 😂😂
...and he did promised he would NEVER EVER play rage games...
I wasn't sure what to expect seeing this comment before the video, but when I reached that part I absolutely lost it
@@Scoldy_ It can't be explained, it must be witnessed haha
someone has already put over 5 hours into Earth Attack and frankly that is hauntingly beautiful dedication to the bit
I can stop whenever i want i swear
lmao someone has 8.5 hours now
I agree
if it was a more stupid game than I am bread, it would move the bar of stupidity a bit more. But it's not, it's the same category where if I played it, I'd say: Wt* am I doing with my life ?!
Mark's hatred of slide puzzles is a big mood. They are the bane of my god dang existence!
13:41 everything from here onwards HAS ME DYING
Watching mark rage at a simplistic puzzle game that was designed for “relaxation” and “calming the mind” is the definition of entertainment
*Getting over it Flashbacks Ensues*
I mean, im suck at this game too so i understand mark's struggle like ... "AGGHH its suppose to be there not there" and then i rip my hairs off from my scalp 🤣
@@TheGary108 I thought about getting over it when he mentioned falling of the mountain....the rage he had playing that game....I worried about his blood pressure 😅
Lool
Could you imagine having zero reviews then randomly your very first one is Markiplier himself
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3:15 he sounds like Roxy from security breach when she was crying 💀
While not what most people would define as a complete game... Earth Attack does have some semblance of a challenge to it's loosely defined structure. The peril and futility of one lone pilot, with no weapons might I add, attempting to save the entirety of Earth from an alien invasion is properly expressed. However, I'm apparently not skilled enough to beat it and the game thought that my measly score wasn't even worthy of writing to memory. Therefore...
as someone who has played those picture puzzles since i was a kid, seeing mark get *so close* to solving it and then going right back to what he had before and doing the same thing over and over and over... was *PAIN*
*EYES*
I was sitting there like “NO GO BACK NoOoOo”
I COULD NOT AGREE MORE
I wonder why he struggles with them so much? Even as a child I was an ace at these.
SAME! I used to have lots of these puzzles back when I was a kid so I laughed a lot at Mark's pain lol
The fact that "Earth Attack"'s creator put Mark's "review" under his Steam description and is hosting a "Thank you Markiplier" sale for 80% is AMAZING.
No, it's an attempt to squeeze as much money out of this abomination as possible
@@maartenn2217 ah yes, another example of the Internet turning something nice into something bad....
@@maartenn2217 you're fun at parties huh
@@maartenn2217If that's true, I'll agree with you, can you give evidence?
@@nikkiofthevalley Just look at all the terrible games they sell for $10.
I just about keeled over when he started playing the picture puzzle. I just kept laughing progressively harder as he got closer to completing it. When he started writing the review, I lost my mind. I had to keep myself together just to read the damn thing, and as I did it made the laughter worse. A++ content right here!!!
13:28 Guys, I think hes hates puzzles :0
Petition for Mark to start a new series called “3 Random Games”
Sign me up!
Captain sauce moment
Yes!
Sign me up as well
Like 8 bitryan?
Might I add.. the aggression of that sneeze during the Sophisticated Puzzles was absolutely amazing.
And nesesary to complete the puzzle
Add the risk of not completing the puzzle in time by sacrificing the player's dog. Therefore...
Lixian stole the show on this one. I nearly died laughing. 10/10 would risk peril again.
mark: says he doesnt like making choices
also mark: makes multiple yt series/games that rely entirely on choice
"Relaxing puzzle game"
... for everyone but Mark.
Yes
No, I hate those puzzles too
@@KuroRyuShiro Same here
That shit has me rolling 🤣😆😂.
And me I hate those too
Mark should keep playing random games that website selects for him. This whole episode is gold.
Seconded
thirded
I agree with that
Fifthed
Sixthed
Mark:I dont like making choices
Also Mark:processing to make 3 movie with choice for us that lead to different ending of every choices
I don't watch Markiplier very often, but whenever I come back I find myself laughing hysterically at at least one thing he does lol
Do you think there's anyone out there that was just like "YES FINALLY HE PLAYED EARTH ATTACK!"
Nope.
The developers
@@mrwiseguy7405 damn…beat me to it 👏
Yes absolutely
YES FINALLY HE PLAYED EARTH ATTACK!
Markiplier: Let's let a random wheel decided what game I should play.
*Markiplier's about to make some regretful choices*
Machimist moment
@HyperFragon 25 wtf
@@TheJinx64 do you mean masochist
Lmfao
Ok, but where's the hentai?
I just want to take a second to appreciate how much the editing and music make this video comedy gold, especially during the parts where Mark is typing.
When Mark was playing that puzzle game, it gave me war flashbacks to a similar type of puzzle in LoZ Wind Waker...
The pain-
The Oasis Cabana puzzles.
Never beat the first one
@@PrinceLeviathan me either, my inner voice is telling me to finish it, but the idea of it triggers me but it won’t let me sleep at night ;-;
Mark making that sophisticated review for Earth Attack makes me want him to play a typing game just to see if he is a typing genius.
he struggled back in the "welcome to the game" series bc he kept goofing the typing hacks lol
Nitrotype anyone?
Would be cool to see that with NovelAI
I like how the random steam game button was literally just taking him to steams curated advertised games. I know he says it, but it's still funny.
Theyr probably do it by user reviews but there's a bunch of terrible games with "100%"
4:30 made me laugh so hard
Earth Attack has a nice variety of projectiles, at least. Most games like that just have basic asteroids, while Earth Attack at least has different projectile types with different damage and trajectory.
Miracle of Life - Markiplier : " We were all born from a Sack of random" - That will be my answer when a random kid, will ask me how are children are born/made. Bless you God for this.
MARKIPLIER'S NIECE FLEW OUT OF THE CAR AND DIED LMFAOO 🤣🤣🤣
don't feed the troll
I mean TECHNICALLY it’s not that different… you know… s SACK… of random… you know…
r/technicallythetruth
(Btw I'm not trying to mock the comment, it's just... technically the truth)
@@spacesheep_ yep! make sure to report and move on
"I'm trying to get in character here"
*Instantly dies*
Yeah, seems pretty accurate
*mark explaining how sketchy the website is at first *
me: HELL YEA BIG FISH GAMESSSSS
The fact I love those puzzles and could see at least 5 way to complete them before Mark got it made me weirdly proud of myself
I'm also pretty sure I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thank you
Yeah, I’m gonna need a Let’s Play of “Angry Rock”.
Heavily agree
And flappy bee
While the titles do sounds like they would make for funny content, the state and lack of quality of earth attack makes me think they will also be garbage games not worth the price tag.
*"Who am I to make an actual decision and think that I'm better than my own Dad's balls?"* ~ Markiplier August, 2021
lovely XD
What the fuck
August when?
I'm gonna put that on my grave
1:24
Lixian is one of the best editors on TH-cam no question. This editing was FLAWLESS
5:20 same vibes as that “guess who?” meme
I love that there is now more reviews... Mark single handedly has woken up this developer from their deep dark slumber and gave them a reason to smile! :)
Honestly I think that was the whole point of this video.
The game wasn’t great and looking at their other games, you can see they’re probably just a cash grab company. 10 bucks for garbage?
@@graciek2685 atleast, they aren't 70 dollars.
This video belongs in a museum
So do you
oh shit it's motherfuckin sneegsnag!!!!
Hello sneegsnag
yes it does
so true Big man Sneeg
please make this a series!!! its brilliant and genuinely entertaining.
I know what you mean at 11:05 Mark. We all remember Penis Cloner
As someone who's really good at those sliding picture games, seeing Mark recognize how close he was, yet not knowing how to get there, was the funniest stuff I've laughed at in a long time.
Okay, so I need to know, is there some kind of algorithm? I have the same issue as Mark, it's so frustrating 😑 😫 😅
Good for yee
I hate slide puzzles and even if I'm one off, I'll probably screw up and be there for another 10 minutes, so I feel Mark's pain 😂
I know I was crying the whole time 😂😂😂
Right? I'm autistic, so I struggle with spacial awareness and stuff like that, but I used to play these out of spite as a kid, and recognising where he is in solving it was something else
Mark: *Doesn't remember the name of one of Lixians games* "BLAST ASS"
Lixian: *Suprised that one word is correct*
Edit: How did this get over 1k likes? :O
XD
@@jackwrath5111 what the FUCK
@@jackwrath5111 Chica? Man, why though?
@@Herb.exe01 what did that guy said
If anyone was wondering why I said what the fuck it’s because someone said “I can’t wait for markiplers dog to die”
So I said “what the fuck”
Padme: “Anakin what do you think of the Sand People?”
Anakin: 13:13
Mark expressing how the one puzzle type does fit his brain’s work style hits me so hard 😭
"I don't like making choices"
People who watched a heist with markiplier: we know.
"definetly"
That's the reason the viewer is the one making the choices in it
XD
@Instagram User also on your other channel it’s literally just illusions
@Instagram User guys this comment is a trap ignore it
i think a 3 random games every once in a while just like 3 scary games would be pretty fun! haha.
very true!
This
*Yes.*
Three random games is already made by 8 bit Ryan. You should check him out
@@VivaSaka and Jay from The Kubzscouts, but he does "Free Random Games"
“THE SCIENCE!” references were my favorite.
I'm sad I had to scroll so far to find someone else who noticed the reference lol
14:28 - the sound of a dolphin, heard by other dolfins, used as a mating call.
They updated earth attack!
Thanks to Markiplier for being the first person to ever try the game out and provide some feedback! We are working on updates that will include boss battles, more events, and an improved gameplay loop thanks to his suggestions in his video titled "I Let a Sketchy Website Pick a Random Steam Game for Me to Play" so check that out if you're interested to laugh at our mistakes! Hopefully, we can improve Earth Attack to be worthy of his glorious positive review!!
@ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ Last time I checked you don't battle depression with a longsword
Edit: Though after some thought I'd definitely be less depressed if I had a longsword lmao, that'd be sweet
@ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ I had a LARP long sword i think larp is the right word. Either it was latex silicone or rubber can't remember. But, iirc, it was based on one of the long swords from Lord of the Rings, I gave it to my friend for Christmas.
Kinda regret it, but, he enjoyed it more then me lol
The fuck happened in this comment section?
@@brokenordinance ikr
@@brokenordinance Lmao wondering the same thing
We have finally arrived at mark playing in what looks like his laundry room
why here tho??? WHY THE LAUNDRY
I literally searched Google to see if I missed something lol I was like is this your garage Mark?!?
He's filming something in Texas, he mentioned it in one of his power washing videos
What-- you HEATHEN. That is LAUNDROFFICE! It's one of his most HOLY RECORDING PLACES! EVERYONE LOVES Laundroffice!!!! It's been the best recording studio he's had in YEARS! It's almost as if he's ALWAYS recorded there!!!!!
@@melonymutou You never know!!! Perhaps he's been recording there for his ENTIRE gaming career!!! Could those have just been greenscreens?!?! What if there's a secret in laundroffice that Mark doesnt want us to find, and now his defenses are down?!?
This was genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched. If there are angels living among us to bring joy to the world then Mark is one of them.
i forget markiplier can speak in articulated sentences until he writes a steam review and then i remember that he's made a movie and two youtube originals and its like... oh. yeah. he can talk normal. he's not always screamy.
"Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was pretty hard too I guess."
LMAO understandable have a nice day Mark
same, but also, I am your 90th like
That part made me laugh so hard
@@kendrickbenbow7728 ok?
The guy who made Earth Attack is probably amazed that someone actually spent 10 dollars on it lmao
I guess all these fans will start buying the game just to check out how shitty is it... And the more we buy the more shitty game they made
JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best part of the game is that the background isn't just scrolling image but have some depth to it.
@@jwg2665 so like do you somehow think this is funny or...?
@@imnothighipromise1563 stop FUCKING replyng to the trolls dammit
I laughed so hard watching him struggle with the puzzle. Holy shit. Thank you. Life has sucked this year and this was fucking helpful.
watching Mark get raging over game puzzles is hilarious and how I react when I play puzzle games. Especially jigsaw puzzles
Amy, supportive as always
@YeaMan ok but you’re not better than Amy
@YeaMan you might be better than mark but you’re not better than amy.
@@friight_ how is amy better than mark, am i missing something?
@@PureLovable that’s irrelevant, nobody said that
They were just replying to the bot
@@PureLovable amy enables mark, to quote her exact words, that’s why she’s better than mark.
This is a joke, I like both of them.
The editing had been matching Marks complete insanity lately.
Really? Personally, I just don't like some of the editing that's been done
Wow, im not even happy about this. The editing has been great the people who say they don't like it can just shut up. Also the disrespect Jack is getting here to can also go away because he doesn't deserve it. Yall stop attacking Mark about the attention he gets for his videos he worked hard to get here and for you to say you get more than him is so dumb. Mark and Jacks communities are great and many people are supportive of them and eachother this just sucks. I didn't write this comment to give these "certain" people attention im just calling them out. I hope people see this and understand what im saying.
Have good day/night 🥰👋
I think they meant that the editors have been purposfully making the edits to make Mark look more insane
@@starlight_studios8784 yeah but some have been saying they don't like it :/ and i mean its fine i didn't mean it to be harsh i was just saying they shouldn't say that because the editors work hard to make it appear that way
@@randomgirl13_855 it’s feedback and that’s ok. They need to know the likes and dislikes to make improvements
That end card is fantastic. xD
I love slide puzzles, but we're all gifted differently, Mark. Thanks for the laughs. Here's to Heist 2: Electric Boogaloo!
I just want to take a minute to appreciate Lixian and Mark. Like I remember watching Lixians video for RE 7: Biohazard and I love that he edits for mark and throws his little touch in Marks videos too like at 5:08
Earth attack is basically a school task we had to make in our Unity course. Wouldn't be surprised if one of the students just published an old project to steam :D
Yea I had to do something like that last year
totally !
Mark - “I’m going to play an random game!”
Also Mark - “I don’t want to play injustice”
Hah thats meeee
I mean, he not wrong though...
I've owned injustice 2 for over a year or two now and haven't played it more than once
How about the game where the character from the ‘sketchy website’ is from
Bro the reason he said that is because it wasn't random
Me: Ah I’m sure I can play this with people around. How bad could it be?
Mark: 1:20
Me: OH COME ON!
Please do more of these, I could hardly breathe I was laughing so damn much
“We were born from a sack of random”
-Mark Edward Fishbach 2021
a ballsack too
@YeaMan is there a reason why you have to say that on several different videos
@Instagram User Yea sure buddy yea...
JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jwg2665Not as much as your mom is.