Diary of a Mad Black Woman - The Cinema Snob
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The Cinema Snob reviews Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
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“ I am dark skinned and bald I hate you and I hate Jesus- I am light skinned and I love Jesus” boondocks encapsulated Tyler perry well .
I miss The Boondocks.
@@BioGoji-zm5ph We all do
@@alvarooverlay5405 they coming back for season 5 on adult swim
Because I love me some Jesus and I love me some you ;)
"Pause"
Proud to be watching this review before the inevitable frivolous Lionsgate copyright strike.
I like the way Snrub thinks.
Underrated comment
We should be talking to the ACLU about this issue...
Brad shouldn't let copyright strikes strikes, stop him from giving these movies the Snobing that they deserve.
Well, it happened.
Now I remember why this is my favorite Madea movie. It's actually a movie and not Tyler Perry riffing for 90 minutes. Yes, it's still corny but I corny is better than annoying.
Don't you mean its 4 movies?
I can kind of understand why the early Madea movies have their fans. Apart from the tonal whiplash, there is actually a plot in it. I feel like the later films is Perry saying, "I have all this money now so I can make anything I want no matter what! Did Chris Rock mention something about a Madea Halloween movie in his film? Hmmmmmmmm...."
Meh, I like the play better.
I Can Do Bad All By Myself is his best one
IT IS kind of weird seeing how much this is like a proper movie compared to shit like BOO which like an episode from a crappy sitcom
Ah, the movie that started it all. I remember back when it was released, all the critics were like, “This had the potential to be a decent movie, but then this Madea character suddenly shows up and ruins the whole thing.” I think it was Roger Ebert who described it as basically sticking an In Living Color character (and not one of the good ones) in the middle of a serious drama. Little did they know that Madea was Tyler Perry’s signature character, and they’d end up getting about 15 more years worth of movies not only featuring her but STARRING her.
Aw, man, Brad, you missed Madea referencing Mommy Dearest during the closet mayhem.
No wired hangers!!!
A WIRE HANGER!!!!!!!!
"WIRE HANGERRRRRRRRRR!" That was priceless haha 😂😂😂
MEDEA'S NOT DEAD: A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS
C O N F I R M E D
why did this comment make me choke lmao
This is the weirdest Criminal Minds episode ever.
CRIMINAL MIND'S F.B.I. AGENT DAVID MORGON IN DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN.
Boy Garcia's gonna be mad
Can’t wait for Tyler Perry’s manifesto of a domestic terrorist. Keep asking questions
@vmeand unicornfromgaw FIGHTING SHAGGY! I would pay money to see that "Death Battle" or perhaps fighting Colonel H. Stinkmeaner!
Get out! I'm gonna marry this white hussy because you are too virtuous and strong, and might make me a better man!
I am brown skinned and bald, so I hate you, and I hate Jesus!
I love that this turned into a bunch of Boondocks references.
"Hold it right there, bald headed dude from Law & Order!"
@@michaelstrong5383 oh I never thought I'd meet a man so loving and light-skinned and I'm going to be light skin it for you
@@HetLedie (Cue break-dancing Madea)
Here before LionsCunt false flags
On a serious note, I do admire Tyler Perry, kinda. He was homeless and drug addict. While in the home, he would write his plays on the wall. This got the attention of the supervisor thought it would be a great idea without other people in the home to perform them. this, of course, Got the attention of local journalist, which Got the attention oh small theaters, which got the attention of bigger theaters, which eventually resulted in him being world-famous, he literally went from nothing, not even having paper, to millionaire
It's admirable he's managed to pull himself out of the darkness and is trying to enlighten young black women with his movies, but he really really needs to hone in his craft
ECL28E Oh, definitely.
I don’t like his “artistic” output at all. I think they’re goddamn awful, I’m simply referring to the man himself
and now he's the butt of the jokefor brad XD
Tone whiplash aside, I guess I can understand why the earlier Madea movies have their audiences. And even though I'm not a Tyler Perry fan, his story is pretty fascinating.
Tyler Perry’s life story is far more interesting than ANY of his projects! He came from below-the-bottom to beyond-the-top with his platform as a thespian, and despite my disdain for just about all of his works, Perry’s work ethics remain commendable.
"The last Madea movie."
Somewhere Jason Vorhees and Freddy Krueger are laughing their asses off.
Make Madea part of that universe, and you take my money when you're ready to make that movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ECKohns Madea Would Win
@@ThomasFan-vd3uz I could totally see Madea turn the tables when Freddy tries to invade her dreams XD
Whereas "Diary of a Mad White Woman" is simply an Ann Coulter biopic
You're connecting "Ann Coulter" to "Woman".
I'm confused. I always thought she was a harpy who had her wings pinned.
Hilary Clinton always strikes me as batshit crazy.
Really? Because what has she been up to since that bit in Berkeley where the students almost rioted and she had to cancel because of death threats?
@@policerthought5649 I think that's your political bigotry speaking (unless you have some links to back it up). But sure.. go ahead and justify students burning shit and making death threats.
Funnily enough, they didn't have a problem when Ahmadinejad showed up. You know.. the guy who actually gave orders to execute homosexuals in Iran?
Or a GamerGate documentary. [lights pipe, sits back in armchair with newspaper, closes window just before the barrage of tomatoes hits it]
Can't wait for Madea : Endgame to come out thus week.
Nathaniel Foga 😂😭
Nathaniel Foga THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
I guess you didn’t get the joke.
Cant wait for it to win all the Oscar's
Madea vs Thanos.
Diary of a Irritated Cinema Snob... I like it. Let's do that!!
That should be the title of the 3rd Cinema Snob movie.
Even with the gun and the chainsaw, this is the tamest Madea I've ever seen.
We still need Madea with the Infinity Gauntlet.
😂👌😁!!!
Yes, Somehow, That Is True!
Also you NEED to review Family Reunion. It’s batshit insane.
:D
Due to mislabeled DVDs, I always confused these two movies with each other, although I was immensely perplexed why Diary of a Mad Black Woman didn't have a diary.
Mr. Seemingly Expected It did! Kind of? It’s like she has a diary and then she forgets about it lol
@@CyberStockholmSyndrome
The memory of Madea outing someone as a molestation survivor in a dramatic scene must've replaced it then.
Is that the one where a woman is dying of cancer?
I'm watching this and I just want to mention the stage play ended with her getting back together with the dark skinned brotha from Law and Order.
(Had to throw in that Boondocks reference.)
It's all right to cross dress for God!!!
Also the light skinned dude, aka Shemar Moore, actually owned his own delivery service in the stage play, as oppose to simply working as a delivery driver.
Glad to see someone else here who’s actually seen his stage-plays (which were always way better and actually funny).
@ the plays are waaaaaay better than the movies.
I preferred this ending instead of the stage play
Watching this review I started getting Boondocks flashbacks.
And there's always the dark skinned brother from law and order 😂😂.
Diarra Harris yep, they nailed it
"Now I know to you, I'm just a poor light-skinned gardener who can't even afford a shirt, but I love me some Jesus and I love me some you."
"I am dark-skinned and bald so I hate you and I hate Jesus!"
Man, what is it with T̶y̶l̶e̶r̶ ̶P̶e̶r̶r̶y̶ Winston Jerome and his hate for dark-skinned people?
Hold it right there, bald headed dude from law and order!
The comically evil dark skinned dude and an extremely good looking light skin man comes to the rescue 😂
The real question is which stinks worse: War Room wife's feet or Charles?
I know you di'int!!!! LMFAO🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How bout war room in general
But can crippled Charles do a backflip?
Charles without a doubt. At least Elizabeth's feet could be cleaned and quit smelling bad.
I’m on board for you doing all the Madea or all the Tyler Perry movies!
I do appreciate he gave Cicely Tyson her dues by saying that her scene was very well acted. And it was. She is brilliant.
Ohhh, THIS is the one the Boondocks made fun of. Now I see it.
This is technically the basis for every Tyler Perry movie and play, they're all pretty samey.
this is an African-American Telenovela
Mathieu Leader I mean....you’re not wrong 😭
Black American telenova. I don't think any of the people in this film were born in Africa and then gained USA citizenship. Well, maybe a few.
@@Kiristovai that was.... weird.
But with cross-dressing
@@TheLouis3877 They might have a point there.
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Although I don't know what you've been through or even how to pronounce the condition, I just wanted to say that I'm glad that you have recovered and I hope that you are able to get back to a happy and fulfilling life. I wish for you to have all the success and joy that the world has to offer, and best wishes for good health from here on out. ^_^
Tyler perry will measure your faith by how big the closet is, the more closet space the more god power is on ya side!
The more food poisoning you can give to your husband
So the bigger the faith the more you're in the closet
I clicked so hard I broke my index finger. It was totally worth it
"This makes Diary of a Wimpy Kid look like Diary of Anne Frank." I'm wheezing!! 🤣🤣🤣
The only Tyler Perry movie I ever thought was....aight
The tonal shifts in this movie gave me whiplash
Tyler Perry/Madea movies in a nutshell.
You gotta love Tyler Perry's dramas. They may be crazy and confusing, but unlike his attempts at comedy, they are never boring.
I’ve seen this movie so many times as a kid. Not even by choice, it was just always on TV and I never changed the channel.
They also played it for us during an assembly when I was in 8th grade.
Why would your school show this to a bunch of 8th graders?
They played this at my school when I was in the 8th grade too. It's like I couldn't escape this movie!
Lucky!!!! I was stuck watching "The Little Mermaid " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
InoMercy Because it was PG13, I’m guessing 🤷🏾♀️
Naja the hell kind of school did u go to where they thought this was appropriate for eighth graders? 🤔😮😂
DAMN! Morgan had it rough before joining the BAU
I wonder if we'll ever get that crossover with Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
😂😂😂
Come to think of it, that would be a pretty badass movie. Maybe it would be titled “Tyler Perry’s Madea’s White Friends.” Greg’s father begins beating on Greg’s mother and Madea comes to the rescue just in the nick of time with Uncle Joe, Hattie, Aunt Bam. Together, they form a team know as “The Silly-side Squad” so they can take turns beating the daylights out of Greg’s father. Before leaving, Madea gives Greg’s father a few words of advice (divorce Greg’s mother and marry her, because if you beat on her the house will collapse).
I love this movie, despite ... You know. It's genius.
@Rachel When I saw it for the first time and Madea gave her little speech saying that you don't know if you've really forgiven someone until you get a chance for revenge ... I was like, holy shit, that's actually insightful.
All I can think of is that boondocks episode "I'm dark skinned and bald which makes me evil and afraid you'll make me a better man. I hate you and I hate jesus." "I'm light skinned and love me some Jesus and love me some you."
Not enough upvotes in the world for the Estus Pirkle reference.
Hold on Brad, I'm gonna go re-watch the "Every Tyler Perry Movie ever" bit from Boondocks so I can refresh my memory of quotes to post in the comment section for likes, then get right back to you.
Something something domestic abuse, something something denial, something something god is good,something something woman gets together with a slightly less darker skinned man who was born in the hood but less abusive, something something choir drops and movie ends on a musical high note, something something fart jokes?
@@rorrim0 Hey, don't go spoiling the next movie by posting the whole script here.
@@vectorequinox6202 HA!!!
What? No Mommie Dearest reference?!
Yeah! I was waiting for it!
Jeez thats a dark take on what happened because she never reappeared. If anything she had the happiest ending, because YOU HAVE SEEN THE SHIY THAT HAPPENS IN MEDEAS LIFE
This is the only Medea movie where Tyler Perry didn't direct it.
It's also the only one that has ANY redeeming properties. Coincidence? I think NOT!
"Call the popo hoe..." Is still my favorite line in film... Besides "Don't fxck with me fellas!! "This ain't my first time at the rodeo..."
Thank you for reminding me Mr. Snob :)
"This makes Diary of a Wimpy Kid look like Diary of Anne Frank"
I almost spat my damn noodles out
its a shame you that we have bad blood with your former assoicates I would have loved to have seen a Fat Grandma movie styled like a Madea movie that would have been fun
You always upload while I'm on the bus to work... That being said...there's nothing like taking a 20 min bathroom break right after I punch in.
may i suggest MAydea month
Genius
Brad, make it happen!
in February
eerg, that Whitney joke didn't just land with a thud, it broke the rafters and fell another floor down.
I would say that the Whitney Houston joke fell straight to the basement.
Watching IMMEDIATELY In Case Of Another Ban
I love it when u really like the movie so u have to make up complaints lol
You need to review one of the Madea Stage play movies. They are just as crazy.
Amen
I can't wait for the inevitable crossover between Madea vs Leprechaun in the Hood VII
8:42 So if he's mutated by ooze, will he turn into a fly or a pistol-packing southern grandmother?
Both. A pistol packing southern fly.
Bizzare tonal shifts. I see why these movies are popular, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOOK AWAY!
I can't believe Brad took Madea to the MicMac burial grounds
Well he definitely didn't go to Church. One cat is more than enough.
8:50 all the times I seen this movie and I never realized they was talking about Bobby brown and Whitney Houston till now
If this movie had no Madea, I'd probably watch it.
I'm still waiting for Madea's Family Therapy
A tale about Madea's pistol?
After the release of "A Madea Christmas" and both of the Halloween movies I was wondering how Tyler Perry would handle the idea of two other Madea holiday movies: "Saints Alive! Madea's Irish Getaway" and "Red White and Boom! A Madea Fourth of July."
My name is Debra and I have miraculously been drug free for 2 years thanks.
Now for something completely different, huh?
>.>
I’d say that the play was much better than the movie, but it wasn’t. The entire Madea franchise is terrible.
I think this film suffers from Mood Whiplash.
I saw the actual play of this. Ah, memories... (then Family Reunion was full of hideous double standards and I moved on.)
Cinema Snob please review Temptation next........ JUDITH ! JUDITH! JUDITH! 😂🤣
Holy goddamn, that is the most insane sequence of events I've ever seen. How do you decide on that as a relationship arc??
The Madea franchise is the ultimate "never trust a title" series. You expect all the films to feature the many misadventures of Madea, but instead, she serves to break the monotony of several serious subplots which are the main focuses of most of the films. It also serves as "Severe Mood Whiplash: The Film Series".
Also, the end of this film adds in spiritual fantasy by having Charles walk again and the drug addict clean from drugs enough to start belting out? Ultimate barf.
Unfortunately, the very early Tyler Perry films/plays were a part of my childhood.
Brandon Roberts Was? She’s getting there
Unfortunately?? Come on! 😂 The movies aren't supposed to be Art movies that contribute to CINÈMAH!! The plays are circuit plays. They're fun camp! It ain't that deep sis. Even Cinema Snob is obviously enjoying the film. Angsty teens are so boring and predictable sometimes.
The madea movies are so random, I would not be surprised if the next film has Dinosaurs 🦕 so perry can make cash off the new Dino craze form the new Jurassic world movie.
It's weird how the main character's ex gives her that gloating smile after the settlement hearing. It's like bro, you didn't defeat her. She just quit the game.
PLEASE do “Acrimony “! Your review was the reason I watched it .
It would be interesting to watch a movie starring Kimberly Elise and Taraji P. Henson.
Hey its Colin Powell from Vice
Nah, that's Ben Affleck's lawyer from Gone Girl.
It’s Alex Cross in deep undercover.
"That's the same thing I said to MY wife on our first date" 😂🤣😂🤣
Can we assume "Diary" takes place after "funeral" and all other films featuring Uncle Joe? I've noticed he doesn't possess his air tank, and looks younger in the sequels.
I haven't seen Brad like a movie he's reviewing this much in a long time.
I hope brad reviews madea goes to jail, that's my favorite madea movie.
The beginning of the Medea Saga. Pretty bizarre that the first Medea movie was one where she was mostly a side character. Also for the first "Medea" movie, its tonally all over the place. There were dark dramatic moments and light comedic moments sprinkled through out the movie, it kinda feels like there were two different movies were being made, or since this was based on a stage play, two different plays being produced and crammed into one. Great episode this week.
Please tell me you're going to do the, Tyler Perry "Why did I get married" movies next!
It may not have Madea, but the over the top drama is still very prevalent and just as amusing and riff worthy!
So, I'm surprised no one has pointed out the creepy recurring gag about Uncle Joe's incest fetish. He hits on just about all of his grandnices and greatgrandnices, even if they are underaged and or if he watched them grow up. A creepy example of this is in A Madea Family Reunion where he recognizes one of his great grandaughters (who is clearly an underaged teenager) in booty shorts, comments that knows her daddy, hasn't seen her since she was a little girl, and asks her to get him some soda from a cooler. He then PULLS OUT A CAMECORDER, TELLS HER TO DIG DEEP, AND RECORDS HER LECHEROUSLY AMONGST HIS BROTHERS/NEPHEWS/COUSINS WHATEVER! The poor girl didn't even know her Uncle Joe was objectifying her. The same movie had one of the (mistreated female) protagonists Vanessa describing her past molestation as a dramatic event, which makes both uses as plot devices quite jarring in their opposing tones. I know Tyler Perry has a history of being molested and often uses it as a dramatic plotpoint in his works, but it seems odd that he uses the concept as a form of comedy through Uncle Joe.
Also, no one points out how Orlando is rapidly trying to move in on and marry an emotionally vulnerable Helen who has just been forcefully evicted from her home without a divorce or a chance to hire a lawyer and fight for at least alimony. He proposed before she even got her first rings off her finger and comes off as a stalkerish "nice guy" trting to rescue her before she has the chance to process what's happened. All the men in this film sans Brian seem so skeevy.
This movie makes Big Momma’s House look like Tootsie
Stoned Gremlin Productions Can you please do a Cinema Snob for "The Life's Zone" and "Life of the Party"
Now if Lionsgate would unblock the Madea Halloween review, all will be right with the world.
You want this half or this half.
Seems legit bananas batshit crazy. I'm going to smoke some devils lettuce, lose my mind and give it a go.
Tyler perry try to make Madea into the new Ernest
I look up Tyler parry in real life he’s really cool, he donated to people during trumps tantrum(government shutdown) nice and I think he can he creative and funny.
I'm an atheist, but I love Tyler Perry movies. Madea reminds me of some Great Aunties of mine here in Alabama. My Grandaddy also loved these movies and would laugh until he cried 🤣
When K-Mart was still around; Tyler Perry would pay off the layaway fees for customers during the holidays so people could get their Christmas presents.
Nice the origin story behind Daves "there is no hope for this planet" stare in the midnight screenings.
Cinema snob it's ok to like these older madea movies, this was back when Tyler perry put effort into his stories.
You know, it kind of bugs me that in the Halloween movies, no one mentions that Brian's ex-wife used to be a drug addict, especially in the second movie. You think Madea or Joe would have thrown it in her face at least once.
The thing that really boils my blood about these films is how blatantly racist and stereotypical they are, if Tyler Perry were white he'd be considered a monster for making these unfunny films.
give this movie all of the oscars, like best foreign film or best animated picture.
Oh wow, never knew you would one of the Madea movies I actually liked.
Cinema Snob: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.
Holy crap! That Boondocks episode where they made fun of Tyler Perry was 100% right. I thought they were exagerrating, they weren't.
If there's a hell it's that each and everyone of us is the protagonists of our own unending tyler perry movie.
Can't wait for the Walking Madea Dead
3:58 that got me chuckling, I’ve seen it so many times people in film and television act leak they don’t like each other and end up together even if they have no chemistry.
This movie just confirms something we've known for a long time. If there's a dark skinned black guy in TP movies, he's automatically evil.
It's why Steve Harris, Gary Anthony Sturgis, Blair Underwood and Idris Elba are adamant about not working with Tyler Perry as they are afraid of being pigeonholed into those stereotypes you listed.
Alright, it's back! I knew Brad would win the copyright strike battle. The Snob emerges victorious, once again.
Cool, you got it back up. It got taken down before I got the chance to watch it originally 👍👍
It's back, Hallelujarr
I'm surprised that the review has come back take that Lionsgate!
Okay, I REALLY want to see this movie now!