Northernlion on his living funeral
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 มิ.ย. 2024
- the one good day on LSF
00:00 The VisionZero Bricks
01:42 Oblivion clips are so good
03:32 NL on the Linux backdoor discovery
07:43 NL's living funeral
09:01 Amazon Go stores were a complete sham
10:56 The Family China Discourse
13:38 Authenticity is overrated
17:40 NL's food hot takes
19:11 NL on SSBM player tweets
20:58 Tom Cruise is a shit actor
23:35 bisexual zoomers are prone to long covid
25:18 Tommy needy drinky
26:42 are Swiss police officers a joke?
28:14 why do the Hungarians hate Scottish people
VisionZero Bricks - / 1774863110102507883
The Oblivion clip - • Farewell.
Buzzfeed Chinese Food Video - • Chinese People Try Pan...
The Spaghetti Ranch TikTok -www.tiktok.com/@jesirae8930/v...
sorry - / 1774592319964205371
bisexual zoomers - / 1651185913257418755
Tom Cruise is a bad actor - / 1773342493897089383
Tommy need drinky - TomJorgenson12/st...
Swiss police - / 1775821431474954365
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Stream date: 04-05-2024
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#northernlion #clips - เกม
Bisexual Morpheus, taking backshots: "I have long covid"
COVID
THE LOOOONG WAY
Gen Z Morpheus : I'm bisexual
straight morpheus be like im gay
"I think I hauve covid."
Chef Morpheus "you think that's hair you're eating?"
"it validates my implicit biases so much that i have to be innately skeptical"
somehow he always has the perfect phrasing to explain how i think
Drivers when I am a human person:
Drivers when I have a brick and hitting me might chip their windshield:
how is NL so tapped into everything. Dude knows about Linux backdoors, stocks, funny shit on Twitter and he has a family
watches like 3 tiktok shorts a day and somehow finds the funniest shit ever from it lmao
as someone who's only been on twitter for the past two years, it is genuinely the fastest place to get news. i feel like i see most news and memes like 1-2 weeks ahead of the rest of the internet, unfortunately there's a lot of other stuff on the site too. almost anything NL references can be traced back to twitter
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau yeah 100%
It's called being chronically online. High-School was when I realized forums have all the information, lingo, and "news" practically eons before anything mainstream.
Years later, everything people were told about the "pandemic" had been talked about at least a month before John Smith heard anything about a disease.
@@skull_kids5723 you had me until the 2nd half
That blasting millennials bit about food "authenticity" is so fucking good. Life-giving
I feel like some of it comes from parents telling us it is bad and you don't need it. Also, eating grandmas food is better than anything.
I think it has to do with the fact that the "real" Chinese food is alot more special to someone who has not lived their whole life in China.
If I had unlimited money, all of my time would be spent indulging my pettiness by doing that every time I think someone is bullshitting. Like mythbusters except only one guy cares
@@adamlagerqvist8111yeah there’s definitely a bias there. It also makes sense for someone who grew up in china majority of their life they would be happy to try new renditions of familiar palettes
It's so funny to see the diaspora kids being like "I can't imagine anyone thinking this is *real* Chinese food" and then the Chinese guy like "They'd go crazy for this in China cause it tastes good"
Seems like a semi-common occurrence with Americans tbh
I swear only Americans have this need for food to be authentic. Maybe it's Instagram or tic tok brain or what.
Blows these people's minds when you tell them that authentic food isn't mystical, it's made with special techniques (sometimes) but mostly just with food that is AVAILABLE there.
@@st2udent_650 Not to defend Americans too much but it's not just them. Italians famously do it too.
in general second gen diasporoids of any kind try to justify their identity by being annoying about it
@@futhingtonyeah but it"s ok bc italians are allowed to be snobby about food according to the general public
The Amazon thing is real though- their "ai dataset" was so slow and unreliable that they needed 1000 underpaid people to "validate" it (do it's work for it) while attributing all their work to the AI system
That is infuriating to the point I'm surprised that I got so mad.
As someone who's worked in ML, that makes so much more sense than the alternative, like it's bad but I didn't really expect any better
I love how that was all done to save face. They could have instantly solved the problem by hiring like 5 people as cashiers in each location. Or self-checkouts. Or literally anything else other than what they're deciding to do.
Yeesh what a nightmare for any loss prevention associate
Why do they need AI in the first place, why not make a mechanical system that can keep track of what you're taking, like a vending machine
The bricks are pretty based, good on them for finding a solution when nothing else seems to work. It does make me a little sad that that is necessary though. Well whatever.
The craziest part is a lot of the comments on that video are people self-reporting about getting upset at the prospect of a brick going through their window.
@@skullfluffyUnlike the person going through their window that's no problem.
Well, they could just install cameras and fine offenders.
@@lurifaks92they don’t have that authority they’re not the city
The united states version will be a foam bazooka
2:30 Thank you for putting the Oblivion clip in before NL explains it fully, I wasn't expecting the second part and it made the clip 10x better than it already was
Pissing myself
NL being unwilling exposed to constant sad Melee tweets is so fucking funny
Before he even described the oblivion clip I knew exactly what he was talking about
Before the description?
@@bloob1734 Yeah
I knew what he was talking about the nanosecond the first synapse in his brain fired.
As soon as he said "you know that one clip" I immediately thought "he's gonna say the elevator one right?" it's so damn iconic
The best part about Oblivion clips is that they're people just playing the game normally.
On the authenticity thing. I once asked my Italian gf if it's ok to make carbonara with bacon instead of guanciale. She said "of course, Italians get hungry and in the mood for a quick carbonara all the time. You think they always have guanciale in the house? No, so they just do it with the pancetta/bacon they have".
19:04 Imagine pairing your hamburger and cheese sandwich with french fries instead of a second sandwich; this guy's a maniac.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAKED BEANS ISN'T NUMBER ONE
@@TheMarkoSekeI was imagining the UK version of the spaghetti lunch tiktok, where she fills the lunchbox with baked beans
There is something to learn from Finland. I've never seen drivers anywhere else take pedestrian crosswalks so seriously. You actually get the impression that pedestrians have higher priority than drivers, which is how it should be.
Depending on where you are in Australia it's like that too. Makes it kind of frustrating sometimes cause I could be in a suburb that seems to give full way to pedestrians, then I catch a train a few suburbs over and no one fucking stops.
In Estonia too, you can get a hefty fine if you don't give way to a pedestrian.
SUOMI🎉
Yeah I noticed that when I was there. Residential areas seem to have a car at the bottom of the priority list, and you wait for people to cross.
Not like here in Australia, which, as someone said above, relies on what suburb you are in and how good the driver is feeling.
Miss that amazing place
@@rallipeteYeah, but it depends where in Estonia. Like even in Tallinn there have been few close calls where I've almost been ran over. But in the last decade it has definitely gotten a lot better and I feel much safer crossing the street.
Librarian really was Ozymandias on April 1st
TURN UP THR VOLUME BECAUSE THIS IS A FUNERAL FOR THE LIVING
The strongest sorcerer in the Edo period vs. the baldest banterer of today
Such a great line for such a wasted character.
@@tristanc3873 woah woah woah come on now, dont you remember when he tanked an attack from sukunas baby rattle? That was pretty cool right?? How could you call him wasted when he has feats like that??
We farming DIFFERENT with this one!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣
Ah, Mama Liz's chili oil. I haven't tasted this since the Heian era.
you know how all-time that oblivion clip is given that half the chat was saying "oblivion" before he finished and that I knew exactly what clip it was as well
I’ve had sushi just as good in Vancouver as it was in Japan for sure. The ceiling might not be higher in Japan, The big difference is the floor is way higher. For a 20$ blue fin in Tokyo fish market, for the same amount and quality it would’ve probably cost me like 150-200$ in Vancouver from a fancy restaurant. This was just a store at a fish market.
Hungarian here. I only remember that one scottish joke the tweet mentioned (and versions of it), but there are definitely more. It's a boomer thing tho. They're 100% jokes your grandpa tells you (mine did), and I wouldn't say they are all that common anymore.
Lil bro says he’s 90’s maxxing then has the gall to bring back the pan-asian cuisine restaurant bit. Nothing more 90’s than ordering sushi and fried chicken from The Lucky Dragon.
The Lucky Dragon in my hometown regularly gives people food poisoning but nobody's ever done anything because it's basically the only chinese food in town. That's not relevant to anything I just wanted to share that
Shoutout to Librarian for putting the Oblivion clip before NL finished explaining it, that ending is golden holyyyy
Oblivion will forever hold a special place in my heart, the VA, the atmosphere, the leveling system. Unparalleled (albeit nostalgia based)
31:54 "egg rejects ball" has to be the best chat message i've read in a while
For some reason in Hungary when someone’s being stingy it’s common to call them “Scottish” (at least in my age group and up, don’t know about younger people). Don’t know why but that’s why in the joke the Scottish guy only lights the candle when he’s really cold.
Maybe because Scrooge Mc Duck from Donald Duck is Scottish
@@saidolof-ors6626 I think it goes deeper than that lol my dad used to tell Scottish jokes and he definitely did not watch Ducktales or any Disney stuff
I think we still have a minor amount of them in Sweden. Haven't heard one in ages but it was a thing at least.
wasnt expecting him to mention the XZ backdoor LOL, i didnt know the thing about the microsoft employee thats wild
Lets go I was hoping he'd talk about the brick video
Cool prank idea: replace 50% of the foam bricks with real bricks and tell no one.
The market can always stay irrational longer than you can remain liquid. Rational investing is cope.
Fun fact: Cromulent is a word coined by The Simpsons
embiggen deez
Cromulent fuckcrustible of a day
There’s no way us Scottish folks make jokes about the Irish the most. There’s literally a long running tradition of us hating the English that just seems to get passed down the generations for seemingly no reason whatsoever
The map only showed the UK, not its constituent countries.
I'd say England makes fun of France and Germany more than Ireland nowadays anyway.
Great job, as aways Librarian, the full Mr. BRIGHTSIDE outro was the cherry on the cake
I was rinsing my mouth after brushing my teeth when the "tommy need drinky" Tweet came up. That shit made me spit everything lol.
Washing your teeth huh
@@Ghostsoulless I should proofread my shit lol
@@sandenson Lmaoo, it was funnier that way honestly
@@Ghostsoullesshe was scrubbing his skull brother!
I was playing Squad while this video was on during battle staging phase. I completely missed out that the patreon shout outs had started and thought someone was singing Mr. Brightside Karaoke on proximity chat. Was about to join in like an idiot. I cannot imagine the confusion that it would have caused among the Spaniards I was trying to blend in with.
Oh fuck triple levered QQQ in 2022, why did you have to remind me NL
The ending clip is actually very heartfelt, thank you for sharing Librarian :)
Crazy the effects of Cody has reached even NL, so complete is his domination.
Thank you so much for linking all the stupid stuff he talks about in the description, seriously thats so clutch
i love the "do your thing librarian" in chat after he mentions a clip
AI = Actually Indians
When he started talking econ i second guessed my ability of understanding english
Don't worry, money is fake anyway and it'll be worthless soon.
In Mexico (city at least) people have jokes making fun of Galicia, an autonomous community in Spain and I have no idea why
Thats funny, It is an interesting region with an interesting celtic ancient legacy
But for real tho long covid is real and it is devastating for the people who have it. Imagine if doing any sort of physical activity (including taking a shower or doing the laundry) made you feel the sickest you’ve ever been for hours days or even days afterwards, and the only way to manage your symptoms is to just do as little as possible, even if you used to be athletic and love exercise before getting sick.
To be fair to the e-sports people, it's a pretty big deal to lose. It's not as simple as regular sports where people are getting paid no matter what, it can often be the difference between these gaming leagues breaking even or going bankrupt.
You know what they say. Walk softly and carry a big brick
been watching more of these Nortthernlion clips and it's really made me realize how much Ludwig adopted his way of talking. it's uncanny
NL: "Which Elder Scrolls is the one with the famous clip"
chat: Oblivion
23:38 “the church of scientology telling their sniper not to take the shot” +2 +2 tommy mommy +2
The second he said “which is the one that has the famous clip” and i immediately knew which one he was talking about
Must of never seen Tom Cruise in Topic Thunder. I love the "Loser" At the end made me laugh so much just the way it was said.
i love that chris pratt image and how it is forever tied to mario
I'm not saying you gotta hand it to him but I do believe that "I'll still keep drinking that garbage" is the best tweet ever made.
The It Follows 2 bit was unfairly panned by the chatters, that was gold
23:35 Librarian really put that title as a segment huh
I appreciate nl mentioning xz backdoor, non tech people should hear this stuff often enough to be at least a bit concerned over their tech security
the reports of NL's death have been greatly exaggerated
humpty dumpty was a false flag
"It's good because it's sweet and sour."
+2 absolutely flawless review.
love him distinguishing finance from econ he’s so big brain
Yo the Asian food restaurants called Yamamoto Sushi that sells a little bit of everything usually has FIRE food.
not even joking I have been so sad that there hasn’t been a “have you seen that ___” in about a week thank you for this
am I too (p)egg-pilled guys am I cooked
The authenticity thing is too real. There’s bullshit food everywhere, there’s good food everywhere. But something about my generation (millennials) wants to act like everything that’s been kind of Americanized is automatically less than
I think people just really like to gatekeep to make themselves feel superior. I was just talking to someone the other day about how people from Toronto say that real residents don't pronounce the second 't' in Toronto.
And then I've also heard people say that the correct pronunciation of Vancouver is actually 'Vang'couver (even though I totally disagree as a Vancouverite).
He's MR Brightforehead
It was only a kiss, master Wayne
Watching NL for several years now has trained me to laugh at the sound of a can of soda being opened
My mom always served spaghetti with a slice of American cheese and ranch dressing on it. I forgot about that, now I'm pogged up and going to make it for dinner
american cheese actually goes crazy for pasta since u get a good melt, but the ranch.......,,,, good lord
is American cheese those cheez-it plastic square things?
RIP to NL, he would have loved GTA 6
Liberian 🙏
"That's why they call it the Xbox 360 you look at it turn 360 degrees then moonwalk away" This shit gave me whiplash holyyyyy
i love that oblivion clip
It was only a kiss master wayne
Where’s Joe. Cole?
When I saw the spaghetti ranch video I audibly said “What!?” but after thinking about it I actually think it’d taste good…
It's literally just long, skinny pizza. There's no reason it wouldn't work. That being said, I think I'll pass.
I've had ranch with spaghetti but idk if I'd have like leftover spaghetti.. with ranch. Ya feel?
I feel the opposite, don't taint the fresh spaghetti with ranch, but add it to dry leftovers is fine
bless librarian
It was only a kiss Master Wayne
He promotes tipping culture in the outro karaoke 33:46
My brother put me on to having ranch + hot sauce on lasagna and it kinda goes hard
I hated ranch my whole life but had some ghost pepper ranch, and wow it works well to balance out spicy
35:20 Real voice
Who on earth thought Tom cruise was a bad actor lol
His voice really changed…
Italians making fun of Italians is too canon.
i mix ranch with my spaghetti. it's so good
That Reddit thread had some of the most spiteful bitter people I’ve seen
Spaghetti noodles?
Scottish jokes here (Hungary) are pretty old now and you don't really here it in everyday use anymore, but it's true that they were very popular and embodied the very cheap people stereotype. But I'm pretty sure we joke much more about Romanians now.
Speaking as someone who thinks about Troy all the time, yeah it's definitely overrated. It was just a big deal when it came out, so people have nostalgia for it and talk it up.
oh god
Look ok, I like pasta, I like tomato sauce and just generally pasta sauce, I am okay on meatballs, but I don't like spaghetti. I can't tell you why-I can't explain it, but I don't like it.
cromulent is a made up word that means " acceptable "
it was invented in an episode of " The Simpsons, where it was used to describe the word " embiggen " another made up word by the show.
Both appear in the dictionary
When a word is cromulent, that just means it groks
7:41
A perfectly cromulent compilation
unnggggmmm, twelve me?
Man I hate when people with terrible opinions are funny 😅
With the Chinese food clip, i think it has more to do with the older generation just being happy that people are wanting to learn how to make Chinese food. Even if it’s not authentic, they are trying and they find humility in it.
While for millennials they have seen how racist people have been towards their parents for being immigrants or not “American” or “Canadian” and so when they see these corporations wanting to make “authentic” food they get mad and critique it.
Which as a first generation Latino Canadian, I 100% understand where that’s coming from.
You are really overthinking it. Most well-adjusted non-terminally-online people are not so overprotective and nationalistic about their country's food. They don't mind other countries adapting and being influenced by it. Just look at how nearly all Indian restaurants in the UK are run by Indians yet they still serve British-Indian dishes like tikka masala, because it's just a good dish.
@@slynt_ It reminds me of when the Ghost of Tsushima team did the performance where the guy plays a special type of flute and people were mad he was white. It's this weird "safe racism" that terminally online people possess where they think people outside their culture sphere couldn't POSSIBLY ever understand or respect their culture despite themselves never really having much interaction with it aside from their childhood.
@@slynt_have you ever seen Italians speak when you call Italian-American food Italian cuisine lmao. Food nationalism is pretty common.
@@slynt_ not true??? food and sports are the two like most common things for people to be nationalistic and overprotective over
also those are run by British Indians lol
Like so many other things food has been commodified in a low effort/ orientalist way. "Authentic" then becomes a signifier for reconnecting with your roots (for descendants of immigrants) and wanting more than a commercial experience. The average person certainly won't think about/ articulate it that way, but if everyone knew why they act the way they do the humanities would just be common sense instead of academia
What's NL's problem with The Mexican?? It's like a perfect Fargo-like
First
Excuse me, is that bricks thing real? They actually filmed an ad for it? Americans are insane, bro. You have to be kidding me.
*Canadian, that happened in Canada.
Your original statement is true though
The bricks are foam and in Canada wtf
Non-Americans when they see any english speaking ad that is a bit unusual
@@krelekari americans be like "actually I'm canadian" who cares