The Enlightened Edgelord vs the Heretic Gooner
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- nah i'd edge
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Stream date: 03-18-2024
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#northernlion #clips =
you know he's our streamer when he keeps a straight face while picking apart the psychology of a gooner
i don't know how he does it, i was losing it the entire time he was earnestly explaining to dan what the difference between edging and gooning is
The squeaking noises add so much to this bit
The thought of Dan on the other end of his computer taking notes and deep in thought pondering about the concept of gooning has me sent for weeks.
gooning is the runner's high of edging
edging is when u do it cuz it feels better for you, gooning is when it doesnt feel good to you to edge but you do it anyway cuz u dont want to have to find something else to do with your time
+2+2
i'm sad but i'm goonin'
I’m hard but I’m friendly
It's about all the same things I experienced being an early alcoholic really, the whole gooning thing. You're not even really there for the act at a certain point and you're more just trying to forget that you're even a living being. Like trying to come as close to dead as one can be without actually being such. It's nothing new, nothing really all that game changing in the whole scheme of unhealthy ways of coping with the reality around you. Alcohol is a lot more consistently expensive though I'm pretty sure.
why did he start to sound like a zizek analysis
[sniff]
My beloved philosophers of the modern era, Zizek and NL. Their children will grow up to be what incels think alphas are. We will live under them and will be happy.
I am quite new to Mr Lion’s content but am very happy to have found you librarian, to guide me through the mess
"You kinda have to edge to goon" modern-day philosophy
Certified gooner here, just came out of an 8 hour one handed Bubble Girl session. Everything he said is truth.
The Geno Smith/Aaron Donald "Oh my God" reference at the just really topped it all off.
we haven't ever seen someone get cooked this hard for being right
To NL's point about OnlyFans being spammed everywhere, every NSFW subreddit I follow that allows users to post images of themself is completely ruined with OF ads and actual bots.
It used to be that people would post nudes for the love of the game, but now it's all about driving engagement and getting clicks through to your Fansly or whatever.
Just another step in the ongoing enshittification of the Internet.
what he say fuck librarian for?
What’s that song at the end called?
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@@TheLibraryofLetourneau bless your soul brother
yo im early
the librarian will never beat the wild card allegations, it's honestly one of my favorite recent bits of the stream
He doubles down every time it's mentioned which I love for him
@@vader9133 why wouldnt you double down when you know you're right
Your thumbnails are out of this world librarian
NL is the tether between the depths of the Internet Peoples and the rest of humanity. A conversational conduit, if you will.
Hes the reason many know which way is up. Without the tether, they would lose track of where the sunlight lies
This is a great way of describing him.
librarian has not known peace since the wild card eyeliner incident
And he shall never know it unless he is judge before the eyes of God.
??? what is this in refrence to
@@williammitchell6254librarian in horny jail
@@williammitchell6254 th-cam.com/video/V_bGCtRN0QU/w-d-xo.htmlsi=rr77ggH_3TamDiRK
@@williammitchell6254the video is called horniest chatter or something like that, is librarian saying that he has impure thoughts about the wild card look on baltro, as he remembers Rimmel being dripped on a girl cumming
"I am compelled by an ancient curse to speak only the truth" Things NL says I can see being 100% true
I have that curse too omg! (autism)
@@Peterphoskytoscurse of toe walking
@@BudewFan_ my toe walking isn't really noticeable, but I remember roleplaying as a velociraptor all the time when I was a kid.
The hands, the toe walking, the hunched posture. It was perfect ahah
@@Peterphoskytos lmao
When I was in first grade I would pretend to be a shark following people around and hum the jaws theme
whoever in chat said "tragedy of the cummins" is the fucking king arthur of comedy
holyyy +2
09:15 was that the fucking 'ruined-mascara = wild card in balatro' reference lmao
Respect to librarian for including it
You almost got it right, Gooning is when you hire italian henchman who goes "nice one boss" when you tell a threatening joke
Man the word edgelord really lost its edge these past few years
the word edgelord really lost its Lord🙏📿
Edgepeasant
Edgeserf
I'm the best gooner in the world
AAAH I CAME
holyyy
It's hard to express how much I appreciate this comment
it's so cool that the guy I started watching for level-headed takes on being a 30-something moving into fatherhood now improvs prog wikis on the development of internet culture
The last bit where he refused to let go got me good
he's edging
He's not glancing at chat he's glancing at the game
Every goon is an edge, but not every edge is a goon.
11:00 - 11:12 love his phrasing, one of the best to ever do it
Look, all I'm gonna say is real eyes realize real lies
NL would be a great monk
Etc. Etc. He has the hair for it. Etc.
Yeah he’s bald
You know... because...
NL talking straight to the librarian with this one
the noble gooner seems to free his mind at night
Edging is Goku, gooning is Broly
The bit at 9:40 was killer xD
Thank you, Librarian!
The bit at the end combined with the frantic swinging and the noise is just too much.
To that one chatter at 2:44 dropping oh sees lyrics: I see you. The venn diagram intersect is real
Please! It's the same as the one with the square and the rectangle. Every gooner edges but not all edgers are gooners.
Edgelord as in someone who likes skulls and heavy metal artwork, right? R-Right?!
I think Benjamin Franklin once said “eat to live, but don’t live to eat”. Same shit with fapping. You’re a normal mammal that gets horny, being horny makes it hard to focused. Stop pretending to be above it, find an appropriate time to get it out of your system, and move on. Kinks and stuff are just little shortcuts on how you specifically get there faster. But if you’re reconstructing your whole lifestyle and identity around it, and it’s not something significant like what kind of romantic partner you can be with or your sense of gender/role in society, then you need to dial it back.
But I think a lot of these people already know that and think they can get off to the self-humiliation aspect they perceive from it. So really the best response is to tell people “ okay” and “if you keep doing that I’m going to have to ask you to leave”.
Clearly Benjamin Franklin never met a good chef
Good way to put it!
its your own fault for admiting those sinful truths about yourself, librarian
i stand with librarian, the wild card sprite makes me feel things
brother, if the mascera is a running im gooning. simple as'
NL ripping apart librarian less and less lowkey each day, he's getting too rich, he's getting too much money from the mcdonalds sponsor, he no longer cares about the gifted subs he's gonna spook him away
Ultimately, edgers are able to control themselves, it’s like kaioken in dragon ball, you have to control the energy perfectly, else it explodes and your mind is lost to the goon, the edger is the Monk, the gooner is the barbarian
I, a gooner, personally love it when he talks about gooning
The convo plus the creaking sound towards the end in the background is just too good 😂
"ohhh the red?" 🤣🤣
The wood creaking really enhances the experience here
"It sounds like you never tried buying niche porn before"
"You got me there" lmao
10:00 the more you do it, the less the rules apply to you
EEEE URRR EEEE URRR
the only edging I feel is NL not jumping no matter how much he swings
I watched this video and then gooned to some degen shit for 3 hours, ty northern lion.
Gooners fell to the satsui no hado
He's actually cooking. He is on to something here.
Thanks for this, i got hit with an ad as soon as this rank started
Gooners are trying for endless mode while edgers are just min-maxing the build
I was concerned about the title of this video, but the straights still dont really know so its all good. Gooning involves heavy use of a certain sex drug.
nl reading chat so he can pretend he's not actually laughing at his own jokes smh
he is the funniest person alive
Librarian, fix my beloved's voice
The falling girl game mention unlocked a deep memory
as a former gooner he absolutely cooked on this one
Candy stand mini golf was an everyday thing for me in elementary school. Good times.
NL knew he had gold when the squeaking noises was in the background
Lifes so much easier as an Asexual 😊
Edge of Time is a documentary then
1:44 chatter "goons law" lmao
I was hoping for the gooning song at the end
Candystand mini golf went hard when i was a kid, much like their famed lifesaver candies.
as 31yo millennial I did not think this was gonna land on the run up but so true
"what a day to have ears" at 5:15 was so real
NL could be either one in this thumbnail and I’m for it
when he pulled out the wild card bit out of nowhere i fucking died
Bros giving an interview with a haemomancer vibes
I had forgotten about that mingolf game 😂 that shit was good
All gooning is edging, but not all edging is gooning
Aaron Donald mention! So pegged rn
09:00 - when NL speaks about Biology you start to understand that he doesn't know a thing about it :( Body do not eat testosterone. The body releases neurohormones oxytocin and prolactin. They suppress sexual desire and make body relax. But testosterone level stays the same. It leads to the younger man (pick testosterone) having shorter refractory period and older man having that period for hours or even days.
GENO SMITH SHOUTOUT LETS GOOOOOO
7:00
How is he this on point?!
6:45
How the fuck...
Once you goon, you never go back.
11:09
9:06 Simple, Porn is an addiction, the more you feed your addiction the more you want it.
In the august arena of intellectual discourse, the Enlightened Edgelord stood resolute, armed with the sharpness of logic and the splendor of reason. His opponent, the Heretic Gooner, possessed a radical fervor for defiance, challenging established paradigms with audacious glee. As the debate unfolded with exquisite precision, the Edgelord's sagacity clashed with the Gooner's unyielding depravity. In the end, it was not brute force or cunning manipulation that prevailed, but the luminous power of truth and enlightenment that vanquished the shadows of ignorance, leaving the Heretic Gooner in humble acquiescence before the prowess of edging.
what is the song that NL is singing along with in the outro?
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@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thanks
LOOL
porn really needs to be made illegal fr
you'll never stop me from drawing two men boning in the privacy of my own home
@@Romanticoutlaw Probably not, sounds like a problem you'll have to work out on your own, perhaps seeking help from people you can trust and confide your intimate struggles with in a safe, supportive, and constructive context. I wish you the best of luck, genuinely.
@@anomos1611it’s porn not crack cocaine???
@@BudewFan_ I'd rather crack be legal and porn illegal. Crack is not nearly as bad.
@@anomos1611 one of the takes of all time
Where do the drawn characters in the thumbnail come from?? I wanna study the art holyy
Pretty sure the guy on the right at least was drawn by baalbuddy. Maybe both idr