FIFA 94 - Random gameplay

I just found this game lying around from the old days, and thought I'd give it a spin. Mostly because I'm sick and can't concentrate, but also to show an old friend of mine, whom I played it with eons ago. It's not a sizzling match of any description, but it shows some of the funny things about the game. Turning off fouls and offside are paramount for great fun here :)
The controls are pretty weird. You only have four directional keys and two (2), yes, TWO keys to do everything else with! At around 8:37, while trying to get my player to do a header, I am reminded how to shove other players (by hitting both action-keys while standing next to them, without having the ball). It's really hard to control since all the players are pretty slow, and only sort of sprint when they feel like it.
At around 11:20 you can see me doing the infamous "block the goalkeeper's kick" trick, which will land you a goal every time, if you don't suck (like I did 2 or 3 times before finally doing it).
I don't remember how to make them do scissor kicks, but I remember fondly a time, when my goalkeeper threw the ball to a defender, who scissor kicked it up the field, to an attacker who scissor kicks it from around the middle of the field, straight into the corner of the goal. This ****ing game :D
P.S. I'm sick and forgot to turn off the microphone, so you can hear faint coughing and laughing. That's not a ghost or sounds from the game :)