the ambulance comment... so pure and innocent. ambulance rides are more like $3000 to $5000, so yes, victims of stuff like gunshots and beatings often call an Uber to the hospital because it's cheaper to pay for the Uber ride + cleaning fee, and it's much quicker vs paying an arm and a leg for an ambulance + having to wait a long time for one, meaning you have a higher chance of dying. the US is a completely fucked place. never live here.
yup. i had to call an ambulance cause i had overdosed and lived alone + i didn't trust calling a fucking uber when im loopy out my mind around like 5k, while insurance paid only 2k of that (that's just the ambulance alone). 🙃 never live here until our shit gets fixed
i went in an ambulance one time because i had a bad broncospasm, the hospital wasn't even like 10 miles out yet they still charged us like almost $2000, shit is so stupid honestly
I took an Uber to a clinic when I had nonstop stomach pain and kept throwing up to the point of my stomach just being empty and heaving water. The clinic was closed and I panicked, but luckily there was a hospital across the street. I went around the back to the ER and collapsed. Turns out I had appendicitis. Sheesh, that was scary.
Joel: I'm about to beat the escort mission! Random cop out of nowhere: Are you sure about that? -- Oof though, that random screeching on the MP3 playlist. 0.o
Even the thought of calling an ambulance over a stomach bug is absurd to me. I've known people who have broken bones and still not gone to the doctor because it's so much damn money just for them to tell you to sit still for a few days. Joel joked about calling a cab but unless you're literally dying it's what you do.
2:15 I'm with Joel on this one. I never thought anyone else would have felt what I had. I got run over while riding my bike, and when I had another stranger pull me out of the road, the driver crying and apologizing, two other ladies offering me a ride home, and then the police and EMTs asking me questions in an Applebee's parking lot, asking if I need a ride in an ambulance... I was very embarrassed and anxious. Thanks, adrenaline. (and yes, I declined the ambulance, because I knew about the cost)
I need a list of the music he's playing. Most I hear in memes but I don't know the songs titles. Looking for a particular Japanese song without knowing the title is near impossible.
I'm pretty sure he has silent patch, which fixes rainy road reflections, glowing weapon pickup, and adds car headlight glare. He has the GTA3 widescreen mod. And he has 2DFX mod which makes all the city's lights glow at night from afar.
It should be there but if u can't find it, here's a link:[Vinesauce] Joel - Grand Theft Auto III: th-cam.com/play/PLg4mWl8DcusSK45dQrglPr29nZkuN_HCi.html
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![[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA San Andreas Mini-Cut #7](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hyAAxfc7ku8/mqdefault.jpg)
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18:00
VA' FAAAAAN!
_N E E E E E J!_
I’m glad that an immortal blood-sucking murderer is able to take the time to watch Funni Sweden Man fail constantly in a video game.
@@thedevilgoose2482 they're fans of each other's work
Najs
"Vafan" means "what the hell"
"Neej" means "no"
(Ps I used Google translate)
@@sam4gaming135 Well yeah.
"hey so why did joel go to the hospital?"
"oh he had diarrhea"
Caused by too many Halloween farts.
@@ohmygahdbilly it’s always the Halloween farts nowadays. I think it’s some sort of curse.
@@thedevilgoose2482 I personally consider it a blessing
I N H A L E G E N I T A L S
E X H A L E B R A I N
The art in the beginning is amazingly hilarious
KATAMARI DAMACYYYY
~Lonely Rolling Joel~
3:08 Joel finds out Americans dont call an ambulance not because theyre concerned about attracting attention
It's always entertaining to watch Europeans learn how much basic healthcare costs in America
18:11 Joel casually turning into the lead singer of a screamo band
There's a joke to be made here,considering he *is* the lead singer in death metal band.
Iyaiyaiaya
I mean he has scythelord, so of course he can scream like that, good joke tho.
He becomes Brian Johnson
18:05 Joel's best NEEEEEJ yet
As well as his best VA' FAN yet
I love the character Joel made out of the mission failure texts
"pay atention!!! you need do pay atentio!!!!! donot forgit!!"
yore toO slOPE
18:00 Joel just became Anomaly
Vy *FAAAAAAN*
Azka '02 *N E E E E E E E E E E E J*
the ambulance comment... so pure and innocent.
ambulance rides are more like $3000 to $5000, so yes, victims of stuff like gunshots and beatings often call an Uber to the hospital because it's cheaper to pay for the Uber ride + cleaning fee, and it's much quicker vs paying an arm and a leg for an ambulance + having to wait a long time for one, meaning you have a higher chance of dying.
the US is a completely fucked place. never live here.
yup. i had to call an ambulance cause i had overdosed and lived alone + i didn't trust calling a fucking uber when im loopy out my mind
around like 5k, while insurance paid only 2k of that (that's just the ambulance alone).
🙃 never live here until our shit gets fixed
As an American, I can attest our tomfoolery.
America: it's a great place to visit, but a horrible place to stay.
TunaSandwich this place is a third world country disguised as a first world one.
@@eyewai imagine overdosing lmfao
In Italy, you ride for free! And you can get free medical attention too.
yeah in Texas a ambulance ride is 15$ a mile plus the ambulance charge of 300$. so they can be 300$ to 1400$
i went in an ambulance one time because i had a bad broncospasm, the hospital wasn't even like 10 miles out yet they still charged us like almost $2000, shit is so stupid honestly
19:00. Swears in half Swedish and English.
@2:12 The most relatable question ever asked.
I like how pretty much any stream highlights video has every joke in it noted as its own section on the bar.
16:37 Is this hell?
Mixed with the background music. I'd say yea
"The joke mistranslated into...oops." Couldn't have said it better myself.
Today on "Sneeze or "Wheeze": 4:09
it was a sheeze
I GOING TO KEEL
16:37 I've never laughed so hard watching his livestreams than this
18:10 joel is so upset he goes full metal
4:08
IM JUST KIDDIN!
IM FROM THE “lousiana” BAYOU!
Whoever put in the Hong Kong 97 music loop is the real MVP
I was there when he was doing the escort mission. I think he spent a good 30 minutes there, and when the guy got stuck in the airport I lost it
I took an Uber to a clinic when I had nonstop stomach pain and kept throwing up to the point of my stomach just being empty and heaving water. The clinic was closed and I panicked, but luckily there was a hospital across the street. I went around the back to the ER and collapsed. Turns out I had appendicitis. Sheesh, that was scary.
JOEL DESTROYED THE TANK HE TOOK HOURS TO GET!??!
16:37 It's.... poetic, in a way.
I love the fact that every time i lay down to sleep and open youtube, there is a your new video
16:37 this with that song playing is the definition of a Joel stream
The absolute rage Joel felt after the cop busted him even though the mission was over with was IMMENSE.
Joel for president unironically
See you around! *Runs in circles*
"You need air to survive."
-Albert Einstein
"If you do drugs you go to hell before you die."
-Mario
"Ey I'm walking 'ere!" -Random pedestrian
Wanker:
A 16th century poet who invented cumbread
Joel: I'm about to beat the escort mission!
Random cop out of nowhere: Are you sure about that?
--
Oof though, that random screeching on the MP3 playlist. 0.o
I didn't know GTA 3 had a skin menu. Now I can be Dio.
Oh?
bet Dio uses Jonathan's skin in GTA 3
@@bluecheese6999 Yeah but he deepfaked his own face onto it.
That Dodo flight with MINE DIAMONDS in the background was so epic
Louisiana boy here, that accent was pretty damn good.
"I'M GOING TO KEEL Y-"
Even the thought of calling an ambulance over a stomach bug is absurd to me. I've known people who have broken bones and still not gone to the doctor because it's so much damn money just for them to tell you to sit still for a few days. Joel joked about calling a cab but unless you're literally dying it's what you do.
That single cop gave us the best moment of the year
Imagine having you arm ripped off and calling a cab to go to the hospital
I really want that playlist now
I was taken to the hospital once against my will, and I ended up with a 7k bill. :)
14:56 - Grand Theft Auto: Australian Edition
*Chat tells something about America to Joel*
Joel: Nah man, it's not like that, your fuckin with me.
Pain & Gain really just be looking like pain
More BLOST
Cocaine
COMIN BACK WID DA BLOST
@@Shmandalf GIMMIE DA BLOST
Ray is dead
Joel for president 2020...1?
12:31
"To be honest we warned you."
"Uh, yeah, but you didn't warn me enough."
Scootburb
2:15
I'm with Joel on this one. I never thought anyone else would have felt what I had.
I got run over while riding my bike, and when I had another stranger pull me out of the road, the driver crying and apologizing, two other ladies offering me a ride home, and then the police and EMTs asking me questions in an Applebee's parking lot, asking if I need a ride in an ambulance... I was very embarrassed and anxious. Thanks, adrenaline.
(and yes, I declined the ambulance, because I knew about the cost)
20:15
Poetry
19:10 is my absolute favourite from these GTA 3 streams.
The "keel" guy sounds like the singer from Group X.
Lemme tell ya' something
i love getting inhaled genitals every now and then
Joel sounds like Daryle Dickson when he's mad.
"I need an ambulance now! I lopped my arm off making potatoes"
"Sir, this line is for emergencies only. Please hang uo"
"NOOOOOO"
and I thought I saw a bad stream with Jump King.
I need a list of the music he's playing. Most I hear in memes but I don't know the songs titles. Looking for a particular Japanese song without knowing the title is near impossible.
That one japanese song that keeps playing every 'episode' is "Lonely Rolling Star" from Katamari Damacy
where's the san andreas playlist mister joey streamer man
Would be awesome to see Joel playing through the game Sanitarium, its even crazier than Harvester.
GET WITH THE BLOST
It's as if every episode of GTA III has him getting increasingly incompetent!
Good stuff 👍 Keep grinding
I have to thank the person who gave Joel the tire popping mod so it would screw up his missions. 😂
My like made 1K likes
I inhale soda through a straw.
All hail King Jobel
I goin' to keel
VA *FAAAAAAAAN*
*_NEEEEEEEEEEJ_*
CBT stands for Christian Bible Tournament
yYYAHHOOOO!
Wondering if you’ll ever return to AI Dungeon, Joel.
turns out this channel exists. Huh. Guess I’m subbed now
17:59
perfectly cut screams
All those skins and not one Bulk Bogan?
can anyone tell me the list of mods joel is using?
I'm pretty sure he has silent patch, which fixes rainy road reflections, glowing weapon pickup, and adds car headlight glare. He has the GTA3 widescreen mod. And he has 2DFX mod which makes all the city's lights glow at night from afar.
@@zzoinks thank you very much
Thank god i live in Europe
10/10
Cranky Wanky
"""""""""""""""""""""""rub out"""""""""""""""""""""""
i dont go to hosptials joel, because i dont have 5000$ just to go to an er.
its actually more like $2-3k
Yekkno pido
What is the FLOSS song? In 6:40
18:02
3:09 its like $500 i think
3:24
5:22
6:40
9:08
ok
haha yes
I remember laughing my ass off as a kid playing this in early 2010's about "I'M GOING TO KILL Y-"
cant find the unlisted user playlist -.-
It should be there but if u can't find it, here's a link:[Vinesauce] Joel - Grand Theft Auto III: th-cam.com/play/PLg4mWl8DcusSK45dQrglPr29nZkuN_HCi.html
Joel is just so bad at this game
HAHA
Nice
U have a psp? Lol
Cuz I do
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