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  • @jgm1138
    @jgm1138  11 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    There is a funny story about this video.
    A very good friend of mine would wait for the the Kilroy intro before leaving for work so that he would be there on time. So this was mentioned to another friend who recorded them over a period of time and gifted as a birthday present to my other friend
    It became a legend, and was stuck in a loft/attic for many years until he moved his stuff out of his parents. Tape was found, converted by me and uploaded for all to see.
    Glad everyone is enjoying it.

    • @rgllkendall
      @rgllkendall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly one of the best videos on TH-cam

    • @davidbelcher2072
      @davidbelcher2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "You used the Kilroy intro...to stop you being late for work??"

    • @kondition-kode-nine
      @kondition-kode-nine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidbelcher2072 I know! I mean who wouldn't rather risk the sack to stay watching, to discover the outcome of "you kissed, fondled, got intimate, and then they took off their pants to reveal........"

    • @clydebear6914
      @clydebear6914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidbelcher2072 There's a generation of Irish people who tremble at the theme tune to national tv drama series "Glenroe". It came on at 8pm on a Sunday night (back when there was only one channel in Ireland to watch). It was the sound that reminded you "Shit! Haven't done my homework that I kept' meaning to all weekend!" and having to cram it that night. TV theme tunes have power I tell you. ;)

    • @clydebear6914
      @clydebear6914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidbelcher2072 th-cam.com/video/DkN2dpLp5oc/w-d-xo.html

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio 10 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    If the Daily Mail was human-like it would look and talk exactly like this.

    • @barubary87
      @barubary87 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Comment of the week!

    • @GeorgeASFTHM
      @GeorgeASFTHM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have always thought that if the Grauniad was human-like it would look and talk exactly like Victoria Coren Mitchell's opening and closing gambits on Only Connect.

    • @GeorgeASFTHM
      @GeorgeASFTHM 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Millennium.

    • @robertybob
      @robertybob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No wonder Boomers hate the BBC now, theY no longer show trash like this

    • @CA-ee1et
      @CA-ee1et ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironic you say that when Kilroy-Silk was a left-wing Labour MP.

  • @jakearchibald
    @jakearchibald 10 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "your father returned after 7 years… but now he's a moth?"

    • @nintendofreak837
      @nintendofreak837 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @Newtube_Channel
      @Newtube_Channel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's true. It was a sequel to the Moth Man Mysteries.

    • @Mugwump187
      @Mugwump187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🥇

    • @theministryoftruth3246
      @theministryoftruth3246 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Karl Pilkington's confused and perfectly spherical face appears*

  • @CanaryWorfRuns
    @CanaryWorfRuns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    You watched Kilroy every day.... AND TAPED EVERY EPISODE?????

    • @johnlawless3620
      @johnlawless3620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the best response.

    • @RussellBarford
      @RussellBarford 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Hancock if you have the episode on Xmas debt. Please share

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just need Harry Hill going "No!", sounding more and more exasperated at the end of each one and it's perfect.

    • @davidbelcher2072
      @davidbelcher2072 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You're a civil servant but it burns...when you do wee wee?

  • @abbafan50986
    @abbafan50986 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    At one point it sounds like he's explaining things to me after I've woke up from a coma

    • @mattfarina3840
      @mattfarina3840 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your 16 year old daughter is dating a man of 38? OH DEAR

  • @killbotone6210
    @killbotone6210 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You come here every few years....to remind yourself of how good this is?

  • @AChimpKnockinAbout
    @AChimpKnockinAbout 10 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    You read all of the comments on this video.... in Kilroy's voice?

  • @LANBritain1
    @LANBritain1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    " ' ere what planet is Kilroy on?" - Harry Hill

  • @johnniejay
    @johnniejay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Your 16 year old daughter is dating a man of 38....Oh dear."

  • @prnfl
    @prnfl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You sit there watching youtube videos all day, now you're reading the comments?

  • @groovynut222
    @groovynut222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You walk into a room... but forget why you came in?

  • @jj9749
    @jj9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You're meant to be working ... and now you're just watching Kilroy intros??

  • @groovynut222
    @groovynut222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You’re a civil servant... but it burns when you do wee-wee?

  • @armbar
    @armbar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    To Christ "you came to the earth to save people from their sins.....then they crucify you?"

  • @P5YcHoKiLLa
    @P5YcHoKiLLa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm suing, he can't accuse me of all this without any proof!!!

  • @redpilledaf9018
    @redpilledaf9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How does this Kilroy guy know everything about me and everything I’ve ever done?

  • @planetgilbo
    @planetgilbo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What kind of lunatic has this many Kilroy episodes on VHS?
    Every 30 seconds re open the video on a new tab..... WELCOME TO HELL!

  • @StevenHuntington
    @StevenHuntington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Their fate will be in each other's hands as they decide whether to share or to shaft.

  • @JonDadley
    @JonDadley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Setting the speed to 0.5 adds a whole new dimension to this. Drunk Kilroy.

    • @SeanNoonan
      @SeanNoonan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comments. I read them.

    • @JonDadley
      @JonDadley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Delete your account

    • @sirhan68
      @sirhan68 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @TokyoJoe703
      @TokyoJoe703 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sirhan68 how do you change the speed?

    • @JonDadley
      @JonDadley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not sure on mobile. On a desktop PC, click the 'cog' settings icon on the bottom right of the video, click "Speed" and click "0.5".

  • @TokyoJoe703
    @TokyoJoe703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It becomes torture after a while listening to this

  • @Jenovaslegacy
    @Jenovaslegacy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    'These violent women: WHATS THEIR PROBLEM'

  • @leejones2557
    @leejones2557 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    is he asking me or telling me

  • @VinceCaramel
    @VinceCaramel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You go out three times a week, you get blind drunk, you have casual sex, and you get into fights ...but you're a talking frog(?)

  • @chloejones1548
    @chloejones1548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "So is that right then? All you women in your 50s and 60s, you've let yourself go? You're PARRRRRRRST IT?!!"

  • @FreestyleGGD
    @FreestyleGGD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Stop judging me Kilroy :(

  • @domh
    @domh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You were ejected for being too much of a lunatic.... from UKIP?

  • @davidbelcher2072
    @davidbelcher2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You keep watching this.. and get reminded of Harry Hill's spoof version??

  • @TheGava4
    @TheGava4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “ you once milked a cow blindfolded,............then you met Jimmy Saville?”

  • @eleanor4618
    @eleanor4618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Oh dear..."
    I'm crying

  • @0NIN7
    @0NIN7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You play too much battlefield 4 and still a virgin?"

  • @upyourtits
    @upyourtits 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You've spend hours watching this video? Because you love it SO MUCH? Oh dear...

  • @NeoLudditevisons
    @NeoLudditevisons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You’ve eaten bat soup for a bet and now you’ve, caused a, pandemic!?

  • @kickracistarse
    @kickracistarse 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Kilroy was the Farage of the 90's.

  • @hakc97again
    @hakc97again ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:41 leave me alone Kilroy, you wouldn't understand

  • @OneOfManyDaves
    @OneOfManyDaves 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kilroy seems to know a lot about me.

  • @macram16
    @macram16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What is this, the Spanish inquisition?

  • @kieranpicken3696
    @kieranpicken3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's true, I've had a shit couple of years. Thanks for rubbing it in Robert.

  • @justsomebloke924
    @justsomebloke924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is fucking hilarious mate. I've been revisiting it for 10 years now which makes it a part of my life innit. Part of the fantasticness of it is that somebody recorded these on VHS every day for months. That's properly fucked in the head :)

    • @benjaminpickett5862
      @benjaminpickett5862 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haa my grandfather used to tape 3 parts of a film on 3 different tapes not to waste tape he got every minute worth people taped crap back in the day I do enjoy this

  • @chokesmc
    @chokesmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He's a loony and she's a man?"

  • @joeboyd8702
    @joeboyd8702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Some about this guy's voice that I always found very relaxing.

  • @chriscampbell1862
    @chriscampbell1862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You had your own TV show... but now you just sit at home watching daytime telly in your underpants, hurling cans of Special Brew at Jeremy Kyle?

  • @nightcore1946
    @nightcore1946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Stop accusing me of all this Kilroy!

    • @pov_music
      @pov_music 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok zoomer

  • @frederickduquette
    @frederickduquette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I suspect the producers and writers figured the intro was the hook, thus really tight dialectical statements, quick thesis then antithesis.

  • @davidbelcher2072
    @davidbelcher2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You're a civil servant...but it burns when you do wee-wee?" - much preferred the Harry Hill version.

  • @WicCaesar
    @WicCaesar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your sixteen-year-old daughter is dating a man of 38? Oh, dear…

  • @karlbishop9670
    @karlbishop9670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love him doing the Craig Fairbrass bit ' dees violent wimmin wots der pwoblem!

  • @FILMCOLLECTOR16
    @FILMCOLLECTOR16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    IT TAKES ALL SORTS HERE. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES

  • @Slayer-ev1of
    @Slayer-ev1of 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You walked out on your husband...and he doesn't even exist?!
    You stole your mother's purse...and made her swallow it?!

    • @canoebadour
      @canoebadour 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your feet turned into flippers and now you want some cheese!?

  • @STARTINGSOMESHIT
    @STARTINGSOMESHIT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    THIS IS THE GREATEST TH-cam VIDEO EVER!!! -But do you really think you'll live long enough to prove it?

  • @stv050
    @stv050 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the best thing ever posted on the internet

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What planet is kilroy on?
    Harry hill

  • @mikebirty
    @mikebirty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're laughing in your office......
    because you're watching this.

  • @annehebert510
    @annehebert510 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Whoever he’s talking about, she is one crazy woman!

  • @WorldNews92
    @WorldNews92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like what Twitter was like for the last five years.

  • @dalaidahmer
    @dalaidahmer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Worst Dungeon Master ever.

  • @wallyballjacker350
    @wallyballjacker350 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the greatest video on youtube

  • @LoudatBlog
    @LoudatBlog 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's it. I've just completed the internet.

  • @finnmurphy6186
    @finnmurphy6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You went round to Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall's for lunch, and he served you a whole horse?

    • @davidbelcher2072
      @davidbelcher2072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're a civil servant...but it burns when you do wee-wee?

  • @ashwatson2142
    @ashwatson2142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whoever this person he's talking to is, they have a rough life.

  • @finnmurphy6186
    @finnmurphy6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your daughter is at the altar she's just about to get married, and you threw black ink coal over her dress?

    • @erniemccracken2429
      @erniemccracken2429 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She wasn’t marrying a paedophile was she?

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    '''but it burns when you do wee wee?'' harry hill

  • @FreestyleGGD
    @FreestyleGGD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All you women in your 50s your 60s, you've let yourselves go? You're PAST IT?!

  • @MatthewOkot
    @MatthewOkot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is hilarious. It sounds like he's telling stories that he might have heard in the House of Commons bar when he was an MP. 😂

  • @jamiewallace7685
    @jamiewallace7685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my god, my insides hurt from laughing xD
    This is utter *gold* !!! :D
    Thank you SO much for sharing xxxx

  • @Honest_N
    @Honest_N 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Intervention Kilroy has no chill

  • @GregDaniel78
    @GregDaniel78 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Click play, wait 5 seconds and duplicate tab x 5... Welcome to HELL!

  • @gunproofgrandad4381
    @gunproofgrandad4381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    You started your own far right political party... And your own members threw you out?

    • @seanbarker9272
      @seanbarker9272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GunproofGrandad lmao

    • @G_Silent
      @G_Silent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gave you 100th like

    • @theministryoftruth3246
      @theministryoftruth3246 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That word is overused, saying that I don't know what party he founded but I doubt an old school Tory is some kind of white nationalist.

  • @tomdissonance
    @tomdissonance 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    these violent women - what's their problem?

  • @crinbob
    @crinbob 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely excellent.

  • @russcosports1520
    @russcosports1520 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is brilliant thank you for doing this and posting it. This used to make me laugh every morning

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jeremy Kyle's dad

  • @afuzzyduck
    @afuzzyduck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you watched this VIDEO, and now you can only speak like KILROY?

    • @davidbelcher2072
      @davidbelcher2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Every sentence you utter has the inflection...AT THE END??'

  • @FreestyleGGD
    @FreestyleGGD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You kissed, you cuddled, you got intimate. And then she lifted her dress... and revealed she was a man?

    • @Paul-fc3zl
      @Paul-fc3zl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @nosanity74
    @nosanity74 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is perfection.

  • @DJLifeForm
    @DJLifeForm 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't remember doing half of these things...

  • @chattycathydoll
    @chattycathydoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is beyond weird. His inflection is in the wrong place in the middle of the sentence so by the time he gets to the end it doesn't sound like a question so much as a statement, or on the occasions when it does he's managed to make it sound like two questions in one sentence. Argh.

  • @renhoek3851
    @renhoek3851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like jeremy kyle, loose women and the wright stuff all rolled into one heap of daytime tv shit

  • @colcoomagnumar
    @colcoomagnumar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of the Mortal Kombat character intro compilation videos!

  • @kaihiwatari111
    @kaihiwatari111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You love your partner. You love cuddles with him and he always looks forward to seeing you and you just got engaged....but he’s a cat???

  • @mrkeelin
    @mrkeelin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    brilliant! i'm glad i wasn't the only one.

  • @fraac
    @fraac 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    best thing i've ever seen

  • @zhukov1337
    @zhukov1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    amazing, love those cases. Impressive, how diverse is people's life

  • @TrevorVisionELIT3FLEA
    @TrevorVisionELIT3FLEA 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is a great story. I am trying to find a show where i was in the crowd and wondered if you had any more videos of the shows at all. I would love to see it and show my wife and kids it.

  • @mrkeelin
    @mrkeelin 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13 years ago i was a student and used to wake up every morning and tape the intros as well! you either found my tape or great minds think alike my friend...

  • @drpepperyumm
    @drpepperyumm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Britain had a Guantanamo Bay, this is how they'd make them talk...

  • @NickieOHara
    @NickieOHara 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ALL of the awesome. Jeremy Kyle, eat your heart out. Kilroy rules!
    #kilroy #t

  • @ullapoolharbour
    @ullapoolharbour 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Have you got a loop of him doing his horizontal arm movement when turning right down the studio steps and saying "Morning Jean" to someone in the audience when walking down them?

  • @rollsroycey
    @rollsroycey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hi, do you have every episode on tape?. Im looking for a specific episode that im trying to track down

  • @donaldfreeman3433
    @donaldfreeman3433 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant

  • @plumefilms
    @plumefilms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    crying. hilarious

  • @zero15388
    @zero15388 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    to share... or to shaft.

  • @Paul-fc3zl
    @Paul-fc3zl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Superb

  • @Armakk
    @Armakk ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashley Clark sent me here!

  • @suitov
    @suitov 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You... you videotaped Kilroy? D:

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Demonic Kilroy unleashed... at 0:30?

  • @jonathanperry2604
    @jonathanperry2604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nightmare neighbour

  • @FreestyleGGD
    @FreestyleGGD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is fucking glorious

  • @GrimmXD
    @GrimmXD 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jacks done it again!

  • @musicvideos9770
    @musicvideos9770 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    genius