Check out the RANTONI PEPERONI Merch! Shoutout to my boi Stanislav for creating this incredible design with me! I hope you guys like it! teespring.com/stores/ranton NOW I CAN FINALLY PLAY JUST CAUSE 4! 🤗🤩
I'm surprised, by how "few" people actually watch these reviews. Even though I have to admit, that I joined this community/subscribed to this beautiful man (no homo) when I watched the "Marching Fire Reaction". I immediately fell in love with your stile, the cuts, the dark jokes, the creativity, etc. And I really don't get why not more people watch his videos. Even if you don't care for the review, the videos are still fun to watch and I probably have watched every single review, just because they're fun. Also bleib so wie du bist und mach weiter diese geilen Videos!
Ranton is exceptional at providing criticism of his gameplay experience without assuming that a studio is hellbent on manipulating players and foul play. He steers clear of subjects where he knows he's not an expert and wholly acknowledges being subjective. It's commendable
Dude i just discovered your channel and must say i love it. Im german myself and i normally prefer watching and doing everything in english but your english paired with the comedic use of german words is just absolutely hilarious. straight forward non nonsense action ABENTEUER. made my day
Incredible good review. This is a AA production game. Not every game gonna be GOW like AAA game u want. This game take me back to simple days. It takes me back to old days Hack n Slash gaming. Good Job man
Funny is, the first Darksiders is actually a AAA God of War-like game (the Greek saga version). Darksiders 1 is the best Darksiders for me, it blend God of War + Zelda game perfectly. For Darksiders 2, while I appreciate the open world style and the armor customization, I just simply hate the weapon gameplay choice. It just a normal weapon with tons of reskin version that all. I'm glad Darksiders 3 return back to using the weapon style like the first game, each of it are unique. My only least favourite about Darksiders 3 is just we don't have a horse to mount. Like they straight up kill Fury's horse.
du wurdest mir heute von youtube vorgeschlagen... muss sagen bist recht lustig und machst gute reviews, werde das neue jahr damit beginnen deine videos mal durch zu gucken - weiter so, keep it up! ach ja "It’s real: you’re now a patron of Ranton!" :)
Ranton, I remember my wife and I subscribing to you a little over a year ago I think now when you had only a little more than 2k subscribers, and a year later you're almost at 200k! Your excellent vids always keep us laughing and waiting for the next one, keep it up!
WTF YOUR CHANNEL IS GROWING SO FAST *(well deserved)* Habe angefangen deine Videos zu gucken als du noch und 100k hattest (glaube ich) Love you Küsschen aufs Küsschen
Man you were on fire for this one! Extra spicey! Sloth and jealousy bits were great! Most entertaining man on TH-cam! Congrats on your exploding popularity this year and I can't wait to see what comes next!
I found your channel a couple weeks ago and I gotta tell ya,your channel was made for me,considering I'm an Egyptian who speaks English as well as Arabic and studied German as my 2nd foreign language.
Oh Junge, du machst mich komplett fertig, bin hier grad über den Internet Historian hingestolpert und es war das beste was mir heute passieren konnte. Super, danke dir.
Favorite franchsie. This was a great low budget revive. Also loved the Lord of Hollows laugh you put in after the "it vibrates in my hand" line. Classic.
Oh crap I only have 12 hours to get one'a them mighty fine Rantoni hoodies. EDIT: It seems there's an extra 13 hours on the timer for those Rantoni Peperoni hoodies (and T-shirts), but I DID have only an hour to spare when I bought mine just earlier today, so thank goodness!
Me: "Fury have a Snickers" Fury: "Why?" Me: "Because you're not you when you're hungry. Better?" Fury *now in Fury mode* "RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Me: "Oh shi-!"
Btw at 4:57 Waldo is above the shoe table, right above the top corner I guess you couldn't find him XD, otherwise you would have replaced him with the Fast Travel dude
Das ist womöglich das lustigste Review, das ich jemals zu einem Game erleben durfte. Du hast einen sehr breit aufgestellten Informationshorizont hinsichtlich Medien wie Filme, Games, Memes etc. Sie alle zu kennen und in einem Video serviert zu bekommen ist einfach nur äußerst schmackhaft, mien Jung! Weiter so, 1 Mio Subs kommen, mein Sohn 🌶️🙊 Edit: 6:15 Oh boi, was die ganzen Amis etc. (NICHT-DEUTSCHEN...ehem) alles an random Bullshit verpassen, zu herrlich! Würd ich mich ja glatt ärgern an deren Stelle😂😂
the anti-PC and lack of monetization this channel has is probably why he isnt viewed or rather promoted as much by the youtube algorithm. I'm so glad to find a reviewer that wont compromise on his delivery and editing style just to play the youtube game. hopefully he continues and builds a very tight knit community that can promote/support him to carry on with the great work. I think streaming every once in a while would help him on the financial front. Dunno bout you guys but I would throw a fiver this guys way if I saw a spicy Rantoni stream from time to time.
i came here from the regular ranton shaolin videos then progressed to this shitstorm. 0-100 real quik. lmao. amazing work. a fuccton of jokes/references and a lot, if not all, of them are funny.
It's just one of the main reasons that this game turned me off was the lack of epic executions on the bosses. In the first 2 games then you beat a boss the horsemen f**ed them up. Fury just slaps them with the whip and they hit the wall...
Hey Ranton, anyone. Could you tell me which video it was where you said "Vsauce, child predator here"? Looked for it a while ago and was laughing thinkin' about it but was bummed when I couldn't find it.
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NOW I CAN FINALLY PLAY JUST CAUSE 4!
🤗🤩
I would have bought it IMMEDIATLY If it was available in black. White gets dirty way too fast 😭😭
There's only white..... you know what that means.
The next kkk shirt i love it \(-ω-)/
Ranton lol greetings from Calgary!!! 😛😃
YOU LOOK SEXY IN THAT PINK WIG RANTON ... I LIKE IT WHEN YOU WEAR A DRESS...
I'm surprised, by how "few" people actually watch these reviews. Even though I have to admit, that I joined this community/subscribed to this beautiful man (no homo) when I watched the "Marching Fire Reaction". I immediately fell in love with your stile, the cuts, the dark jokes, the creativity, etc. And I really don't get why not more people watch his videos. Even if you don't care for the review, the videos are still fun to watch and I probably have watched every single review, just because they're fun.
Also bleib so wie du bist und mach weiter diese geilen Videos!
Thanks man!
find ich auch. Bin genau deiner Meinung :)
Totally agree. Alot of the games i know i will never play, but the reviews are to damn fun to not watch.
Same here!
Bin auch seit dem marching fire Video dabei und habe seitdem kein einziges Video verpasst
yeah same
Seriously and honestly you worth 1billion subs
Edit: damn son. Still getting replays
no. 2 billion subs
How about 10 trillion
Yeah wouldnt mind him taking the top spot from pewdipie in youtube.
Manju Isha Yogi Charanthimath
Nah,he wouldn't make edgy jokes if he had that many subscribers
@milixe1 he will shaolin kick there faces
Ya boy has merch now, he’s a proper youtuber.
next video: suicide forest
Make sure you prepare your apology video in advance to save time 😂
@@harrynicholson7170 Will we get a skit at the beginning of both? ;)
TH-cam recommended me your "Real Shaolin reacts to For Honor" and been subbed since
NANI I GOT THE SAME VIDEO
Bumbleorc yeah... so did about 2 million others.
NANI?!
Bumbleorc please stop
..... NANI YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?!
Ranton looking at ACG's sub count as "Envy" made me burst out laugjing already lmao
I never understood this, why or what is the thing between him and acg?
@@Bobby-gh4ei the first rule of fight club is?
@@Herme5 don't talk about fight club
And now ranton outnumbers acg
Fuck yeah
M A S T O O R B A I T
Kyle Black I still want to know
6:00 name of the girl please. For research purposes
Buck Angel
@@RealRanton I actually searched it in Google xd
Omg 😂
wow, thanks for such enlightenment gotta wash my eyes with lemons now.
Rantonio Whoresia. Its a real name not kidding!
"it vibrates in my hand" it's not only a weapon *smug face*
Scooby Snacks I CRIIIED 😂😂😭
Ranton is exceptional at providing criticism of his gameplay experience without assuming that a studio is hellbent on manipulating players and foul play. He steers clear of subjects where he knows he's not an expert and wholly acknowledges being subjective. It's commendable
Ranton has quickly became one of my favorite youtubers
Dude i just discovered your channel and must say i love it. Im german myself and i normally prefer watching and doing everything in english but your english paired with the comedic use of german words is just absolutely hilarious. straight forward non nonsense action ABENTEUER. made my day
Incredible good review. This is a AA production game. Not every game gonna be GOW like AAA game u want. This game take me back to simple days. It takes me back to old days Hack n Slash gaming.
Good Job man
Darksiders 3: 6.8/10
Darksiders 2: 9/10
But this is not Hack n Slash. This is poor souls clone noone asked for. That's the problem. Noone hated the game because of low budget
Funny is, the first Darksiders is actually a AAA God of War-like game (the Greek saga version). Darksiders 1 is the best Darksiders for me, it blend God of War + Zelda game perfectly. For Darksiders 2, while I appreciate the open world style and the armor customization, I just simply hate the weapon gameplay choice. It just a normal weapon with tons of reskin version that all. I'm glad Darksiders 3 return back to using the weapon style like the first game, each of it are unique. My only least favourite about Darksiders 3 is just we don't have a horse to mount. Like they straight up kill Fury's horse.
du wurdest mir heute von youtube vorgeschlagen... muss sagen bist recht lustig und machst gute reviews, werde das neue jahr damit beginnen deine videos mal durch zu gucken - weiter so, keep it up!
ach ja "It’s real: you’re now a patron of Ranton!" :)
Best gaming memes on TH-cam. Prove me wrong.
:x TH-cam betrayed us long time ago.
It's so refreshing to have Ranton's non-pc dark humor
Ranton, I remember my wife and I subscribing to you a little over a year ago I think now when you had only a little more than 2k subscribers, and a year later you're almost at 200k! Your excellent vids always keep us laughing and waiting for the next one, keep it up!
Your wife knows whats good! 😉 Thanks for the continuous support!
How does this mans not have more views?! One of the most entertaining reviews ever :D
dude , why did i just found out abut this channel ? golden content !
Wasn't ready for the "strike"
It's kinda funny to see Ranton praise this game so much, after ignoring NIer:Automata earlier.
Never been so fast to a video since pewdiepie
@@God-le6fp Edgy boy
@@God-le6fp u r gay
Chill guys. Everybody just light up a joint and enjoy yourselves.
God yikes, be careful, you might cut yourself with that edge.
10:21 "Kokain von den Arch"
I'm not German but i think i understand...
The most unexpected Calgary reference ever?
WTF YOUR CHANNEL IS GROWING SO FAST *(well deserved)*
Habe angefangen deine Videos zu gucken als du noch und 100k hattest (glaube ich)
Love you
Küsschen aufs Küsschen
Holy shit that three days grace reference brought back nostalgia and low-key made me emotional
I just found your stuff, and I think it's incredible, the amount of effort and detail in this video is astounding, I love it.
Thanks Chris!
Man you were on fire for this one! Extra spicey! Sloth and jealousy bits were great! Most entertaining man on TH-cam! Congrats on your exploding popularity this year and I can't wait to see what comes next!
Ranton, I like how you're using Leo Moracchioli and Rabea's metal ending to the Africa cover by Toto. It fits your style quite well.
I found your channel a couple weeks ago and I gotta tell ya,your channel was made for me,considering I'm an Egyptian who speaks English as well as Arabic and studied German as my 2nd foreign language.
Glad u like man!
dude the amount of time i had to replay sections of this video to continue laughing at a joke amazes me
thank you Ranton
Who is this man?
The one who Joji gave his abilities?
He’s literally the filthy frank of gaming
Okay WHY did i not find this channel sooner?! Love your humor man
DUDE... second TDG refference? I'm subbing right NOW
Asian daddy uploaded a new review. YES
Noch nie so schnell Pornhub geschlossen...
But what does that mean?
@@aayushdas19 Google it
@@aayushdas19 "I never closed Pornhub that fast"
@@Wahrscheinlich123 yeah me neither.
hahaha alter
Your videos make me so happy lately Rantoni.
The pause before that McGregor hit was epic, lol for real.
......... and thats it
1:38
One and a half minute in, and i'm already bursting into laughter!
Awesome montage and comedic timing, man!
Ein freund hat mich dir empfohlen aufgrund des Humors in den Videos... kann es bestätigen.. selten bei einer Game Review so herzlich gelacht!
Wish I had half the energy you do bro.
You've got a really talent for this imo.
I’m watching like every single one of your vids and I just can’t stop laughing... I really want this channel get more popular
0:20 Ranton why was your eyes closed 😂
Oh Junge, du machst mich komplett fertig, bin hier grad über den Internet Historian hingestolpert und es war das beste was mir heute passieren konnte. Super, danke dir.
freut mich dass es dir gefällt :)
I love how you edit videos. Plain and simple. Comedy gold! Your opinions are on point and so are you. I’ll be here til the end.
Once again that Three Days Grace reference, you never disappoint :D
Favorite franchsie. This was a great low budget revive.
Also loved the Lord of Hollows laugh you put in after the "it vibrates in my hand" line. Classic.
just discovered this channel, what an absolute gem. Love your sense of humor!
That Three Days Grace Lyrics killed me while feeling nostalgia
Oh crap I only have 12 hours to get one'a them mighty fine Rantoni hoodies.
EDIT: It seems there's an extra 13 hours on the timer for those Rantoni Peperoni hoodies (and T-shirts), but I DID have only an hour to spare when I bought mine just earlier today, so thank goodness!
Me: "Fury have a Snickers"
Fury: "Why?"
Me: "Because you're not you when you're hungry. Better?"
Fury *now in Fury mode* "RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Me: "Oh shi-!"
00:28 had my Korean wife translate this. My lord you’re the king!
Don't keep us hanging! What did he say lol
Sorry I didn’t see this reply…but basically he said, “I shaved a monkey and licked his asshole” lol
I have waited ALL MONTH for an Antoni review!!!! IS THIS REAL IS IT FINALLY OUT?
The armor section is there because they will add more armor in DLC.
Darksiders was great, I loved it too
Btw at 4:57 Waldo is above the shoe table, right above the top corner
I guess you couldn't find him XD, otherwise you would have replaced him with the Fast Travel dude
I TRIED
Ranton
XD that’s ok
How the hell do you only have 200k subs ?!? 🤔 New favorite channel!
Thank you!
0:07
Funny thing, Ranton has actually overtaken ACG
I dont even care for the review i just wanna see ranton doing shit the entire video. Luv this guy for real ♥️
@6:50
Bahahaha best BFV burn I've seen yet.
Rantony super shugoki XD 1:53
Since the Marching Fire video. You’ve earned my subscription.
didnt expect the yellow jackets
honestly this is the highest quality new youtuber
The Zohan meme 😂😂😂
Mark Ruffalo😂😂😂
Cancel(can kel)😂😂😂
HOLY SHIT DADDY RANTONI'S GONNA REACH 200K SUBS!
I told them to put this in the game for you cause i knew....you would need it. Comedy gold my friend sorry for making it to easy.3:01
The santa claus army scene killed me
Das ist womöglich das lustigste Review, das ich jemals zu einem Game erleben durfte.
Du hast einen sehr breit aufgestellten Informationshorizont hinsichtlich Medien wie Filme, Games, Memes etc.
Sie alle zu kennen und in einem Video serviert zu bekommen ist einfach nur äußerst schmackhaft, mien Jung! Weiter so, 1 Mio Subs kommen, mein Sohn 🌶️🙊
Edit: 6:15
Oh boi, was die ganzen Amis etc. (NICHT-DEUTSCHEN...ehem) alles an random Bullshit verpassen, zu herrlich! Würd ich mich ja glatt ärgern an deren Stelle😂😂
Ranton is still one of the best youtubers imo. Hope you keep doing the podcast, I really enjoy it.
I am! Just very stressed 😞
You can just have this guys videos on autoplay and enjoy every second of it, I swear.
the anti-PC and lack of monetization this channel has is probably why he isnt viewed or rather promoted as much by the youtube algorithm. I'm so glad to find a reviewer that wont compromise on his delivery and editing style just to play the youtube game. hopefully he continues and builds a very tight knit community that can promote/support him to carry on with the great work. I think streaming every once in a while would help him on the financial front. Dunno bout you guys but I would throw a fiver this guys way if I saw a spicy Rantoni stream from time to time.
Your Twitta account didn't lie. Intro is really funny. I died at "Sloth" . xD
That three days grace reference tho.
my boy now has merch, im so happy!
Hilarant comme d'habitude, (mention spéciale à l'intro de MGS Survive)
You should totally play part 2. That shit was awesome.
I think I will!
i came here from the regular ranton shaolin videos then progressed to this shitstorm. 0-100 real quik. lmao. amazing work. a fuccton of jokes/references and a lot, if not all, of them are funny.
Bro UR underrated u deserve so many more subs
Oh god Ranton singing three days of grace. I love you ranton xD
New ranton review. I can die happy.... then resurrect when the next one comes out
Its Christmas come early with a bald chinese santa. I love it
When the darksiders franchise is about the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and he names the 7 deadly sins
Bro i just realised how symetrical Rantons face is, it’s kinda insane.
Every joke in this review landed with grace and wit. This is probably my favorite video yet. Keep up the good work.
I tought you were about to spit some fire barz at the beginning of the video hahah you came in !!
Love the intro, as always😂
Thanks!
It's just one of the main reasons that this game turned me off was the lack of epic executions on the bosses. In the first 2 games then you beat a boss the horsemen f**ed them up. Fury just slaps them with the whip and they hit the wall...
Just bought ur merch i have a question tho does it gets send immidiatly or does it gets send when the time gets over from the sale ?
Hey Ranton, anyone. Could you tell me which video it was where you said "Vsauce, child predator here"? Looked for it a while ago and was laughing thinkin' about it but was bummed when I couldn't find it.
Stumbled on this channel a few days ago. Funniest shit I have seen by far keep it up
The feeling when You turn off your current video, because Rantoni Peperoni uploaded
i'm honored
And then my Jolie Garcon, replies 😎
Never been so schnell at ordering the heißesten Merch on TH-cam! Rantoni Peperoni ist the best Asian on TH-cam
Really appreciate that!!
So glad I found this channel 🙌
The intro tho- aru✨😩💅🏻
Ranton I know I have told you this but you are amazingly hilarious please don't stop and I hope one day I can support you with your patreon
I swear these videos are pure crack for me.
idk if thats good
Ranton Please come home daddy.💗
"make me a sandwich". "no"
Relashioship goals
This is the review I didn’t realize I needed more than anything
0:26 song - NEW FACE (PSY)
Rantoni the only youtuber that gives my city a shoutout great vid man
you fucking cracked me with Coyote from Bravewilderness: PERFECT!