I woke up in intensive care one Sunday Morning, and after they pulled the tube from my throat, I looked at my wife and son and said "I got the gold right here, Josie." I thought it was a great joke. Nobody got it.
I had a patient trying to to talk with the tube. After I pulled it, his RN asked “what were you trying to say ?” He replied “I have two guns, one for each of you” the nurse looked scared but I started laughing, You’re a daisy if you do 😝
He'll be around for a few more years. But his biggest regret is a fantastic script for a Josey Wales sequel that has been sitting in the bottom lefthand drawer of his writing desk for the last 11 years and the fact it is still sitting there because at that and this time of Hollywood, nobody will let it get made. It's not very "Inclusive or Woke" and in fact, has some pretty nasty but also very real, stereotypes of how Blacks, Whites, Indians, and Chinese people acted and were treated back then. Clint won't give an inch on that script and neither will the two others responsible for writing it. And yes, I have read it. Like 5 times lol. Who knows, perhaps someday the future Clint Eastwood Legacy Estate will "Okay it" for production using a Clint Eastwood AI. My wife (one of his daughters) and I are both members of the 9-person Legacy Estate which will become a reality after Clint passes.
I also love the scene where Josie and Lone Watie had to high tail it out of that town, leaving Little Moonlight behind in so doing. And Josie reflects that that was too bad, he was starting to like her. Josie "But then it's always been like that." Lone Watie: "Like what?" Josie: "Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long." Lone Watie (amused): "I noticed when you get to DIS-likin' somebody, they ain't around long neither."
@@thomascolvin8832 I KNOW that's right, lol. Btw, even his mortal enemies had a few good lines, don't remember his name, maybe Cap'n Red Legs, last bad guy to die in the movie, if memory serves, comes to town after the "Well, you gonna DRAW them pistols or whistle DIXIE" shoot out, congently observed, "Not a hard man to track...leaves DEAD men everywhere," lol.🤣🤪😂😜
Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have. Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another. Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life.
@@RalphieParker1 I have the whole scene memorized. I act it out with my homeless friend. I play Josey and he plays Ten Bears. "You be Ten Bears?" I AM Ten Bears. "I'm Jpsey Wales." I have heard. You are the grey rider. You would not make peace with the blue coats. YOU may go in peace. "I reckon not......Got nowhere to go." Then you will die! "I came here to die with you. Or to live with you. Dyin' ain't so hard for men like you and me. When everything you ever cared about has been butchered or raped, it's LIVIN' that's hard. With governments, you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well,I've come here to give you either one, or get either one from you.....I came here like this, so you'll know my word of death is true, and then you'll know my word of life is also true. The Bear lives here, the wolf, the antelope, the Comanche,,,,and so will we. And we'll only hunt what we need to live on, same as the Comanche does. And in the spring, when the grass turns green, and the Comanche moves north. He can rest here in peace, butcher some of our cattle, jerk beef for the journey. The SIGN of the Comanche will be on our lodge. Those are my words of life." And your words of death? "Here in my pistols. There in your rifles. I'm here for either one." (The rest is posted in the comment above.)
so thats where my mate got this from - we've been saying this since the 90's now I know where he stole it from, he claimed it was his lol I always doubted it. thanks :)
Are U the same William Munny that killed women and children. "I killed women and children and I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."
@Emilyismysunshine Yup, Gene Hackman had just snarled, "Well, sir, you are a (something derogatoy) and a coward...You just shot an UNARMED man!" Kinda hard to argue with CE's reply, lol, especially since he was still brandishing a weapon.
My favourite Clint Eastwood line, is when he's pointing his gun at some ne'er-do-well and utters: There must be a hundred reasons not to kill you. But right now, I can't think of one of 'em.
Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
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That’s not even the best line in the movie, but it’s top 5. How about “you boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?”, or “dyin ain’t much of a livin boy”, or “I notice when you get to dislikin someone they ain’t around long either”.
@@clwomble There is a documentary out there, can't remember the actual name of it, of the shooting of "The Outlaw Josie Wales". A lot of mutual respect going on. Wish I could remember what it was called. Bloody good it is!
I loved how he meditated on the phrase out loud for a while, repeating it over and over, savouring it to give a flavour of his people's generation long experience of doing just that, then ended with, "so we declared war on the Union."
This is my all time favorite movie. I was born and raised in Missouri. My greatest takeaway was that I’m neither a southerner nor a yankee. I’m border trash and proud of it
And also from GBE, which is a massively stronger movie, for dialog, plot, all of it: "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." But this video doesn't even have the best line in a western, much less 500 other superior dialog movies. Pick any of 85 lines from Blazing Saddles, cheeeez.
Old guy here. This was one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movie! Great acting and dialogue too. But the scene with Josey and Ten Bears is absolute cinema gold! “I came here to die with you or live. You see it is governments that live together, but people. Well with government you don’t always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well I’ve come to give you either one, or get either one from you.” CLASSIC!
It's got to be when 'Mr Carpetbagger' is chewing his ear off on the barge about his marvelous Elixor. He then spits tobacco juice over his white coat ''How's it with stains''.
In all of Clint's movies, his own character speaks less than every other character in his scene. Same applied to "Where Eagles Dare", in which Clint originally had lots more lines. Clint said, "Burton's got a great voice. Why don't you let Burton do all the talking and let me do all the killing".
@@dhyde9207 The author of this movie was actually a member of the Ku Klux Klan, who made national headlines in the 50s for some kind of viloence threatening thing, or vilent protest....you can look it up....he did one hell of a job on this script, though.
Ask your wife or parents if you're allowed to watch Blazing Saddles. You're welcome ;) Also, do you count Tarantino? You need to check into those if you haven't, and a couple of them I consider bona fide Westerns. Same disclaimer as above, though!
@@Bill_Woo Djug Django was great. Blazing Saddles was kind of stupid, But Josey still takes the cake…..best Western, best dialogue. The Ten Bears scene really sets it apart…..
@@joemarshall4226 "Kind of stupid" - now that's funny! Most people who say that watched the sanitized censored version and don't even know what was going on though :) BTW JW doesn't even have the greatest dialog or epicness of even a Clint western. Watch GBE sometime. Tell the truth: Silverado has far more catchy lines than JW. Really, now :) Do you count Butch Cassidy as a western? Let's not, because if so, end of discussion!
So many top quotes in this film,,,, "I could have missed', from the old chief about when Josey chose who to shoot first, leaving the last guy for the chief.... 'hows it with stains', to the snake oil salesman... "don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining" 'you gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie' I grew up on this movie........ funny, gripping, tells a tale, thrilling, suspense, romance, gun fights... it has it all.....
"Every time I get to likin' somebody they ain't around for long." "I notice that every time you get to not likin' someone they ain't around for long either."
The best lines in my opinion are those from Chief Dan George. Dan couldn’t get his lines right and Eastwood told him to forget the lines and just speak from his heart. Everything he says are true life experiences and not made up.
@@emptyhand777 if utd play like they have against city in the fa cup and community shield whybos it a pipedream for them to do very well thid season ? I think they should try and rid themselves of ratchford he is never going to be the player he was i think hes the classic case of fame going to your head hes to interested in partys and girls .
Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have. Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another. Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life.
I like in Unforgiven, when Gene Hackman is on the floor, looking up at the barrel of Clint's rifle pointed right at his head: "I don't deserve this." Clint: "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it." Not the best line, but very insightful, very true in so many situations in life.
I gotta agree with a bunch of you here, my favorite movie of all time. #2 and the rest aren't even in the same league. Eastwood is 1 of a kind in human history.
Saw Josey Wales at the tender age of 12. My brother (16) and I quoted all of these great lines on the drive home. My favorite: "Dyin' ain't much a livin', boy." First among equals.
Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have. Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another. Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life.
Are you Ten Bears? I am Ten Bears. I'm Josie Wales. You are the gray rider you refused to make peace with the blue coats. You may go. Fraid not. Got nowhere to go. Then, you will die. I came here to die with you. Or to live with you. Real badass!
Movies full of great lines. I like that one, which I've said not a few times. I do like his short speech at the ranch, "...When things look bad. And looks like you're not going to make, that's when you gotta get mean. I mean plum mad dog mean. Because if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live no win. That's just the way it is."
The two goons are carrying 1873 Trapdoor Springfields. I recognize them because I have one. They fire .45-70 rounds. The infantry version have a real kick to them. Custer and his men carried the carbine version at the Little Bighorn.
Awww then they are out of place, since this was supposed to be Civil War era. The pistols are right though. I myself own a Pietta Remington 1858 in .44, as well as fantasy/incorrect Pietta and San Marco 1853 Colt Navy's in .44. And the best part is I managed to find 2 tins of Remington #11 caps at the store the other day. I'm set!
Its crazy that the .45-70 round weighs 405 grains! When compared to my AR ammo of 62 grains, it makes those rounds look tiny! I've seen guys get groups of under 2 inches (at 100 yards) with the .45-70, which is insane with that heavy of a round! We need to add to the phrase "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” with & the .45-70 round! lol
@@mrhed0nist that Mandela effect sure is messing with the things that I grew up knowing. I don't know what is real or just a figment of my immature brain. I can see some things being obviously what we abbreviated, or just made it flow, but some things just cannot be dismissed. ☮️👍😎😎🎸🎸🎸
Mr. Clint effing Eastwood ain’t never made a bad western so many classic lines from everyone we could go on and on. He’s getting up there in the age now I don’t know how much longer he’s got, but as an actor director, he will go down as a legend.
One of his old Westerns,when talking about and ex wife/lover he said "Everyone has a right to be a sucker once".I say that all the time after hearing that,followed by "thats once a day right?"
I woke up in intensive care one Sunday Morning, and after they pulled the tube from my throat, I looked at my wife and son and said "I got the gold right here, Josie." I thought it was a great joke. Nobody got it.
Good one.
I had a patient trying to to talk with the tube. After I pulled it, his RN asked “what were you trying to say ?” He replied “I have two guns, one for each of you” the nurse looked scared but I started laughing, You’re a daisy if you do 😝
😂😂😂
A pint of stout. Who said that after waking from a coma?
@stobbinsboy 😅
Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms. That's a pretty darn good line
Do ya feel lucky well do ya???
There's iron in those words.
@@gregoryholton4232 punk
I was hoping someone would remember that one
Nailed as best line!
Sadly I don't think Clint will be with us for much longer. What an absolute legend.
Clint, literally definition of a Living Legend
long enough to see the north win and rebels lose...oh the irony!
Well, a man's got to know his limitations
@@steamengine4719 Clint will be welcomed, whether he goes to Heaven or Hell.
Both Jesus and the Devil have box-sets of his movies on DVD.
He'll be around for a few more years.
But his biggest regret is a fantastic script for a Josey Wales sequel that has been sitting in the bottom lefthand drawer of his writing desk for the last 11 years and the fact it is still sitting there because at that and this time of Hollywood, nobody will let it get made.
It's not very "Inclusive or Woke" and in fact, has some pretty nasty but also very real, stereotypes of how Blacks, Whites, Indians, and Chinese people acted and were treated back then.
Clint won't give an inch on that script and neither will the two others responsible for writing it.
And yes, I have read it.
Like 5 times lol.
Who knows, perhaps someday the future Clint Eastwood Legacy Estate will "Okay it" for production using a Clint Eastwood AI. My wife (one of his daughters) and I are both members of the 9-person Legacy Estate which will become a reality after Clint passes.
"I never surrendered either, but they took my horse and made him surrender."
That's the strategy at work today.
And the Bigger and more powerful the Government, the less freedom. 💩🤡
..........."they have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas, I'll bet".
Chief Dan George.
"I never surrendered either, but they sold me a loan and I became a slave"
The greatest movie ever made about a man just wanting to be left alone to live free.
I also love the scene where Josie and Lone Watie had to high tail it out of that town, leaving Little Moonlight behind in so doing. And Josie reflects that that was too bad, he was starting to like her.
Josie "But then it's always been like that."
Lone Watie: "Like what?"
Josie: "Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."
Lone Watie (amused): "I noticed when you get to DIS-likin' somebody, they ain't around long neither."
If you have a friend so good and true, you fook him before he fooks you! LOL 😅😅😆😆😂😄
That is so badass.
Yup, and, for just an INSTANT, Josie shot Lone Watie a look that was, like, "WATCH it Chief, or I'll drop you and leave you right here," lol.
@@tubeervI think Clint Eastwood the director might have given that long pause look to give the movie audience time for the laugh he knew it would get.
@@thomascolvin8832 I KNOW that's right, lol. Btw, even his mortal enemies had a few good lines, don't remember his name, maybe Cap'n Red Legs, last bad guy to die in the movie, if memory serves, comes to town after the "Well, you gonna DRAW them pistols or whistle DIXIE" shoot out, congently observed, "Not a hard man to track...leaves DEAD men everywhere," lol.🤣🤪😂😜
Clint Eastwood is a fantastic actor and a legend. But he's still here god bless him 🙏
He don’t believe in god, only in himself. But he is great
Not just one line but the conversation between Josie and 10 bears is epic. My favorite part of the movie
Yeah, when he tells Ten Bears they can "jerk their beef" is priceless.
Ten Bears:
These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales:
That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears:
It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death.
It shall be life.
Four friends and I used to watch The Outlaw Josey Wales A WHOLE LOT. We still quote lines of the dialogue to one another today.
@@scottmiller5248 There is iron in your words.
@@RalphieParker1 I have the whole scene memorized. I act it out with my homeless friend. I play Josey and he plays Ten Bears. "You be Ten Bears?" I AM Ten Bears. "I'm Jpsey Wales." I have heard. You are the grey rider. You would not make peace with the blue coats. YOU may go in peace. "I reckon not......Got nowhere to go." Then you will die! "I came here to die with you. Or to live with you. Dyin' ain't so hard for men like you and me. When everything you ever cared about has been butchered or raped, it's LIVIN' that's hard. With governments, you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well,I've come here to give you either one, or get either one from you.....I came here like this, so you'll know my word of death is true, and then you'll know my word of life is also true. The Bear lives here, the wolf, the antelope, the Comanche,,,,and so will we. And we'll only hunt what we need to live on, same as the Comanche does. And in the spring, when the grass turns green, and the Comanche moves north. He can rest here in peace, butcher some of our cattle, jerk beef for the journey. The SIGN of the Comanche will be on our lodge. Those are my words of life." And your words of death? "Here in my pistols. There in your rifles. I'm here for either one." (The rest is posted in the comment above.)
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." is a pretty good line as well.
I bring this line up all the time ever since I saw this movie haha
so thats where my mate got this from - we've been saying this since the 90's now I know where he stole it from, he claimed it was his lol I always doubted it. thanks :)
I had heard that line many times before this movie, though.
This is good, but my favorite line by Clint will always be, "Dying ain't much of a living, boy"
"To Hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms." Love that.
Awesome line! 😅
Agreed
Splat!
Agreed
That spit on his head was great!!😂
My fave is " You a bounty hunter?
Man's gotta do something for a living.
Dying ain't much of a livin boy"
"I don't believe no 5 pistoleros could do in Josie Wales."
"Dying ain't much of a livin boy" it's also a great music track by Gonzales, thoroughly recommend it.
@@jjharson7344 But the one on the right...he had CRAZY eyes.....
In a movie with so many great lines, my favorite was, "well, Mr. carpetbagger, this is what we call a Missouri boat ride."
Don't p155 down my back and tell me it's raining.
Hows it with stains!
@@TheStumpy3496 What's in it? Well I don't know I'm only the salesman. Then you drink it!
"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."
Such a great line!
That is my favorite!
Different Clint Eastwood film but "Well he shoulda armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." is my favourite line.
Are U the same William Munny that killed women and children. "I killed women and children and I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."
Lots of great ones. The one that sticks with me is ," hell of a thing, killing a man, take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have".
@Emilyismysunshine Yup, Gene Hackman had just snarled, "Well, sir, you are a (something derogatoy) and a coward...You just shot an UNARMED man!" Kinda hard to argue with CE's reply, lol, especially since he was still brandishing a weapon.
"My mule he thinks you're laughing at him...."
My favourite Clint Eastwood line, is when he's pointing his gun at some ne'er-do-well and utters: There must be a hundred reasons not to kill you. But right now, I can't think of one of 'em.
Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
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That’s not even the best line in the movie, but it’s top 5. How about “you boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?”, or “dyin ain’t much of a livin boy”, or “I notice when you get to dislikin someone they ain’t around long either”.
I reckon so
How's it on stains?
They’re all good lines. That’s what makes this such a great classic movie.
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." is the BEST!!
They call us civilized cause we're easy to sneak up on.
My favorite line is "I never surrendered neither, they took my horse and made him surrender. They probably have him pulling a wagon in Kansas."
Chief Dan George had as many great lines as Clint Eastwood did in this movie.
@@clwomble yep
@@clwomble He helped make that movie as good as it was.
@@clwomble There is a documentary out there, can't remember the actual name of it, of the shooting of "The Outlaw Josie Wales". A lot of mutual respect going on. Wish I could remember what it was called. Bloody good it is!
Bounty Hunter: "I had to come back..."
Josey: "I know."
rip bounty hunter.
"Dying ain't much of a way to make a living."
My favourite line is : " Senator don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining "!
I've actually used that one a few times.
I said the same but got it wrong!
Biden has been pissing down the back of all Americans and telling them it's a raining.
I use it every chance I get.
Nothing has changed
They are still doing it
"Endeavour to persevere"
I loved how he meditated on the phrase out loud for a while, repeating it over and over, savouring it to give a flavour of his people's generation long experience of doing just that, then ended with, "so we declared war on the Union."
That's my favorite line right there! Use it all the time!
As principal, I used that line often when encouraging my teachers to keep raising those test scores!!
This is my all time favorite movie. I was born and raised in Missouri. My greatest takeaway was that I’m neither a southerner nor a yankee. I’m border trash and proud of it
Very cool
"Border trash" 😂
Take it easy on yourself!
Im a Joplin native and damn proud of it
Love the "Missouri boat ride"!!!
Hated by all.....I respect that.
"There's 2 kinds of men in this world, them that have guns and them that dig, you dig"
loaded guns
wrong movie, but a good line
"There is simply no comparison to a man who is armed and one who is not." Niccolo Machiavelli in 'The Prince'.
And also from GBE, which is a massively stronger movie, for dialog, plot, all of it:
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
But this video doesn't even have the best line in a western, much less 500 other superior dialog movies. Pick any of 85 lines from Blazing Saddles, cheeeez.
Fortunately, Uncle Leo survived and later moved to NYC. 😂
Yeah, I heard he moved to NYC to settle down to a real quiet, boring life. Probably ended up a stamp collector.
Yeah, but he got busted stealing books...he was old, he was confused...
@@edwardebel1847 “you still say hello!”
@edwardebel1847
Sad, but predictable - even out on the trail he sometimes had his nose stuck in one of those mushy-sissy love story books.
HELLO !!!
Old guy here. This was one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movie! Great acting and dialogue too.
But the scene with Josey and Ten Bears is absolute cinema gold!
“I came here to die with you or live. You see it is governments that live together, but people. Well with government you don’t always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well I’ve come to give you either one, or get either one from you.”
CLASSIC!
Yeah mate, there's so many great lines in this one movie.
True words, even today! If any group of people in our country has been wronged, sadly, it is Native Americans.
Yep, best line right there.
ah recon so
Chief lone watte. I notice when you get to disliking someone they ain't around for long neither
yes- i was looking to see if that one was here. winner winner...
"Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes."
It's got to be when 'Mr Carpetbagger' is chewing his ear off on the barge about his marvelous Elixor. He then spits tobacco juice over his white coat ''How's it with stains''.
And later, in passing, the Carpetbagger is actually using the Elixor on the stain!
"I reckon so". The line that sealed the movie.
Exactly!!
I say that all the time and my wife knows it’s a tribute to Josey n Clint!
In all of Clint's movies, his own character speaks less than every other character in his scene.
Same applied to "Where Eagles Dare", in which Clint originally had lots more lines.
Clint said, "Burton's got a great voice. Why don't you let Burton do all the talking and let me do all the killing".
Yep
Never thought about it, but probably one reason I’ve always ended a conversation with that line.
For those of you who might have missed it, that was Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.
And Garvin from Everybody Loves Raymond. 'Raymond!! Ha-haaaaaa!!'
Thanks I thought I recognized him.
Absolute classic scene from one of the best Westerns ever made.
What is the title of this western?
@@fatboy7385 The Outlaw Josey Wale
@@ChrisC-nm3ed *Wales. Based on a novel called "Bound for Texas".
I believe it’s “Gone to Texas”🤠🇺🇸🇨🇱🥃
@@stuartrollings602 I'm happy to accept your correction.
There's iron in your words.
My favorite movie of all time, not just favorite western. So great
@@bhutthedsbt9425 Me too. I’ve tried to count the number of people Josey kills in the movie but the Gatling gun scene makes it impossible.
@@ozarked2363 yep lol
Spot on, mine too. Must have watched it 20 times. lol
@@alderringer8816 dedication to a good cause lol
Agreed…I reckon! 🤠🇺🇸🇨🇱🥃
OMG!! That movie had the BEST DIALOG in the history of Western Film Genre! God bless Clint Eastwood.
Actually, I think it should be God bless the writers who told Clint what to say.
@@dhyde9207 The author of this movie was actually a member of the Ku Klux Klan, who made national headlines in the 50s for some kind of viloence threatening thing, or vilent protest....you can look it up....he did one hell of a job on this script, though.
Ask your wife or parents if you're allowed to watch Blazing Saddles. You're welcome ;)
Also, do you count Tarantino? You need to check into those if you haven't, and a couple of them I consider bona fide Westerns. Same disclaimer as above, though!
@@Bill_Woo Djug Django was great. Blazing Saddles was kind of stupid, But Josey still takes the cake…..best Western, best dialogue. The Ten Bears scene really sets it apart…..
@@joemarshall4226 "Kind of stupid" - now that's funny! Most people who say that watched the sanitized censored version and don't even know what was going on though :)
BTW JW doesn't even have the greatest dialog or epicness of even a Clint western. Watch GBE sometime.
Tell the truth: Silverado has far more catchy lines than JW. Really, now :)
Do you count Butch Cassidy as a western? Let's not, because if so, end of discussion!
So many top quotes in this film,,,,
"I could have missed', from the old chief about when Josey chose who to shoot first, leaving the last guy for the chief....
'hows it with stains', to the snake oil salesman...
"don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
'you gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie'
I grew up on this movie........ funny, gripping, tells a tale, thrilling, suspense, romance, gun fights... it has it all.....
Eastwood's ability to project stone cold cool is utterly brilliant.
His speech with ten bears? Legend.
Absolutely. "I've come to die with you... or live with you. Governments don't live together, people live together". Legendary.
Nothin' Extra. It is good that warriors such as we should meet in the struggle of life. Ten Bears just gave Josie Wales his profs. Way cool.
Sheer poetry!
yes, the scene with Ten Bears is my favorite.
@@richardkimble1191 I cry each time. Josie Wales lost his family to Union raiders. Ten Bears has seen his people wiped out by Union soldiers.
"Every time I get to likin' somebody they ain't around for long."
"I notice that every time you get to not likin' someone they ain't around for long either."
I still like the other tagline from that movie: "Looks like hell's coming to breakfast".
And to match that quote Eastwood does the business with his many pistols. 😀
The best lines in my opinion are those from Chief Dan George. Dan couldn’t get his lines right and Eastwood told him to forget the lines and just speak from his heart. Everything he says are true life experiences and not made up.
I noticed evert time you get to disliking someone they ain’t around long either
I love the line about the “Missouri boat ride” .
"It shall be life." Ten Bears
I reckon so.
@@emptyhand777 if utd play like they have against city in the fa cup and community shield whybos it a pipedream for them to do very well thid season ? I think they should try and rid themselves of ratchford he is never going to be the player he was i think hes the classic case of fame going to your head hes to interested in partys and girls .
The dialogue with Ten Bears does it for me
Every time! Nothin' Extra.
Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death.
It shall be life.
I like in Unforgiven, when Gene Hackman is on the floor, looking up at the barrel of Clint's rifle pointed right at his head: "I don't deserve this." Clint: "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
Not the best line, but very insightful, very true in so many situations in life.
@KingOFuh - I liked the line, "everybody's got it comin' kid". May not rank as best but sure nuff true.
See, that's what makes this my kind of movie. Moral choices seeming in jeopardy yet Our hero's code kicks in.
Best movie line is from his earlier film where Eli Wallach says: "If your gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk".
It's, "When you have to shoot..."
The best line was, "It ain't for eating, it's fer looking through"
"I say all that big talk is worth DOODLY SQUAT!"
OK granny.
The whole conversation with Ten Bears - pick whichever line you want
It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues.
" dyings easy for men like us livings hard"
"I reckon so..."
It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life… or death. It shall be life.
Agreed
Hands down the best western ever made! Makes my top ten movies ever made regardless of genre!
Once Upon a Time in the West🤠
Toombstone, Kurt Russell & Val Kilmer
@@jamesrichardson4028 pretty damn good! Powers Boothe very under rated. It's a shame we lost him.
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin' " is a much better quote.
My all time favourite movie, just packed full of great one liners. "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
I gotta agree with a bunch of you here, my favorite movie of all time. #2 and the rest aren't even in the same league.
Eastwood is 1 of a kind in human history.
“Hell of a thing killing a man, you take away all that he has and all that he’s ever gonna have”. I think that was from Unforgiven.
Such a great scene, from a classic western. Hard to believe Clint is 94 !
"How does it work on stains?"
"There is such a thing as a Missouri Boat Ride."
My favorite line. " We all got it coming" or " when it comes to killing folk, I guess I've just been lucky"
This is my dad's favorite movie. He loved the ways the actor said "hairs."🤓👍
Saw Josey Wales at the tender age of 12. My brother (16) and I quoted all of these great lines on the drive home. My favorite: "Dyin' ain't much a livin', boy." First among equals.
"Well let's see, you say those horses belong to them there pilgrims huh"? 😎
I am partial to that metaphysical line in "Unforgiven": " Deserve's got nothing to do with it. "
I’m from the civilized nations. They call us civilized cuz we’re easy to sneak up on.
"Sir, it seems you are no better a judge of human beings, than you are a specimen of one."
Buster Scruggs
Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death.
It shall be life.
I reckon so.
This film could fill 1000 T shirts with great lines. Dying ain't much of a living boy. You be Ten Bears? ...........and so on and so on.
There's some pretty good lines in Hombre. Have you ever eaten dog, Mr Russell? Eaten one and lived like one.
At the very beginning of the movie once upon a Time in the West. Charles Bronson's line "You brought two too many." Is my favorite.
I was just thinking in that line.
A lot more than one great line in that movie. His dialog with TenBears has to be THE best I've ever heard in any movie.
I like the whole conversation with 10 bears, life or death
Are you Ten Bears? I am Ten Bears. I'm Josie Wales. You are the gray rider you refused to make peace with the blue coats. You may go. Fraid not. Got nowhere to go. Then, you will die. I came here to die with you. Or to live with you. Real badass!
It shall be life
Amazing how many of Clint’s movies have epic 1 liners
Speaks to his legend, good writers, directing and acting
Something movies today lack
Lone Watie: " Would you rather be riding with comancheros, Granny? "
Grandma Sarah: " No I wouldn't "
Movies full of great lines. I like that one, which I've said not a few times. I do like his short speech at the ranch, "...When things look bad. And looks like you're not going to make, that's when you gotta get mean. I mean plum mad dog mean. Because if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live no win. That's just the way it is."
The two goons are carrying 1873 Trapdoor Springfields. I recognize them because I have one. They fire .45-70 rounds. The infantry version have a real kick to them. Custer and his men carried the carbine version at the Little Bighorn.
And the indians at Little Bighorn had lever action 45-70s. Custer didnt trust the lever action.
".45-70 Amputee"
Awww then they are out of place, since this was supposed to be Civil War era. The pistols are right though. I myself own a Pietta Remington 1858 in .44, as well as fantasy/incorrect Pietta and San Marco 1853 Colt Navy's in .44. And the best part is I managed to find 2 tins of Remington #11 caps at the store the other day. I'm set!
They might be 1868 or 1870 Springfields. Those are big holes on those rifles. .50-70 Gov?
Its crazy that the .45-70 round weighs 405 grains! When compared to my AR ammo of 62 grains, it makes those rounds look tiny! I've seen guys get groups of under 2 inches (at 100 yards) with the .45-70, which is insane with that heavy of a round! We need to add to the phrase "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” with & the .45-70 round! lol
" I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Best line in any movie.
THEY LIVE
"Governments don't live together, people do, and I say we can live together without butchering one another"
*THEN VOTE for Lord DonaLd Trump!!!*
Oddly enough, last Saturday night this was on one of the local channels. Got to love "we got us a Clint Eastwood movie here".
We all got it coming kid.
At 1:32 those two switch their rifles from right handed to left handed, amazing!😂
Yes I caught that at 1:32
Well spotted!
And they jumped across the man on the pallet.
One of Clint's best films with loads of great dialogue.
"You gonna pull them guns or whistle Dixie?"
pistols, not guns.
@@banjohappy Had to check a clip to see if you're right. Strange Mandela effect I was convinced it was guns :D
@@mrhed0nist that Mandela effect sure is messing with the things that I grew up knowing. I don't know what is real or just a figment of my immature brain. I can see some things being obviously what we abbreviated, or just made it flow, but some things just cannot be dismissed. ☮️👍😎😎🎸🎸🎸
Another common mistake. "I don't have to show you ANY stinkin' badges..."
'Are you laughing at my mule?........' that part of a 'Fistful of Dollars' always cracks e up!
LOVE that scene! LOL
That's the best action scene ever made
"My mistake, four coffins."
Best lines : What ever Clint Eastwood says
...or the writers write for Clint to say.
Don't forget, " I'm as pert as a rutting buck"!
I have been that pert in my life and I felt that line
And prouder'n a game rooster to have rid with ya
I love what he says when the kid dies too, says a lot with not many words.
Reminds me of an even better line..."Don"t talk, shoot"
Eli Wallach .
And better yet, 'You brought two too many' Bronson.
there are two types of people in this world, those that like Clint Eastwood Westerns and those that don't...
"If you gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk!" Eli Wallach. @@patbrennan6572
“ so i can count the haaaaaiirrrss on that hand “
"We all have it comin" Unforgiven
"He should have armed himself" - also Unforgiven.
“Hell of thing killing a man…you take away all he got, and all he’s gonna have…”
"Shot him now, Abe! Shoot him now!"
"You shut up, he doesn't have to shoot you now!" Bugs Bunny
Mr. Clint effing Eastwood ain’t never made a bad western so many classic lines from everyone we could go on and on. He’s getting up there in the age now I don’t know how much longer he’s got, but as an actor director, he will go down as a legend.
I agree.....I love "Gran Torino" and especially loved "Unforgiven"..... have you seen this one? th-cam.com/video/Lj3WBxXyRB0/w-d-xo.html
One of his old Westerns,when talking about and ex wife/lover he said "Everyone has a right to be a sucker once".I say that all the time after hearing that,followed by "thats once a day right?"
That whole movie is awesome. Every line. Here, "That ain't honest" Really put them on a higher level...
"Shut up Ladge!"
The bad guys went from being left handed to right handed and then back again. And the river behind them moved too.
“I could’a missed”
What about the one on the right. I paid him no mind, you were there!
Clint Eastwood is the biggest iconic movie star Legend,compared with all others,no other big star has had this much longevity.
“You drink it.”
Lone Watie
Sorry..
Best line from Any Movie ever..
“It’s hard to remember a specific cake “
BruceBogTrotter..
MATILDA.
I actually said that line to my wife today, and now this shows up in my feed. Birds are real. Birds are real.
Whupped 'em again, didn't we Josey.
Been saying that line since my college days at NC State 1984. Will be saying that line until the day I die
Abe's still pissed at missing his share of the gold in Clermont.
In a flick filled with great lines, that one has always stood out. Even if it doesn’t have much practical application these days beyond farming issues
Uncle Leo!!!
Jerry! Hellooo!
He scarpered.
Great, now ill have to take 2hrs to watch it tonight
God damn good m😅vie. One of the best and one of Clint’s best!
“Endeavor to persevere”