I’VE BEEN CURSED OUT BY THIS MAN omg memory unlocked. He called me fat and old for not wanting to meet in person (i was 20, we met on Craigslist dating back when that was a thing)
Everyone seems fixated on the "I turned a girl off men forever" part, but I'm more concerned with the amount of women who died after their relationship with him.
if you're wondering where he is now, he claims to be a "retired billionaire" and wears these really really strange gold beads all over his body. he lost hundreds of pounds and looks great, but he's terribly losing his mind. he just rants on and on about how there are gang hits after him and how police are out to get him and his mother. it's really strange and I hope he's good.
@@stuckonmute9227 fr!! altho tbh i think theres no way he effected that but he definitely could have been the reason why his other ex killed herself and another needed therapy😭😭 but honestly if he did cause cancer i wouldnt be surprised bros definitely breaking at least one thing in the universe if that makes any sense?? sorry im so tried rn😭😭
It's not uncommon that people leaving long term toxic relationship get the autoimmune diseases and you're generally weakened due to living in constant stress.
@@jk89204 truly, some people want to have invisiblity and things like that, but N O the ultimate power is being able to turn straight women GAY by being terrible to them
"The thing about 18 year old girls is that they got dads that wont let you date their highschool daughters" "And it pisses me off! Like, im older than you dude-" Underappreciated line
@@lolllama1504 Some women think "he might change as this goes on" or they just kinda ignore the red flags because they think hes hot Or the more likely thing is he attracts gold diggers and they just want his money, then the leave once they relize hes a liar and a jackass.
As a representative of the “pure” white American girls, we as a community would like to distance ourselves from this man. May he live happily with his Google Image houses.
hello x carman. my name is Tal Al Qamar and i am in market to buy new car. it says by ur channel that u are a car men channel? how much for a car plz i am buying.
This guy is gonna be one of the most known gays and that scares me. I don't ever want to be associated with that entity. He could literally kill someone by bellyflopping them
OMG I know a guy like that but he didn't even ask he just straight up hugged people and had no respect for personal space. We had theater together and after a rather important play he just straight up kissed my forehead multiple times. Most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life.
I was homeschooled but went to a very huggy church. Literally had to duck down between pews to avoid another teen I didn't know trying to hug me, and he didn't let up until another girl explained I was shy around guys I don't know. Or something to that effect. Because personal boundaries and bodily autonomy weren't good enough reasons in The Lord's House.
He’s a GTA NPC that you find so you can just unload all the many violent ways you can end someone. Starting with running over with your car (repeatedly) and ending with his bullet riddled carcass being dropped from a crashing helicopter while on fire.
Imagine only dating white, fair-skinned and blue-eyed women, and then photoshopping your face onto the non-white, dark-skinned brown-eyed snack that is Dwayne Johnson.
I feel like his misogyny and racism against women of color are a projection of internalized homophobia because he's attracted to non-white men. It's the ciiiircle of bigotryyy.
Okay this isn’t relevant to the comment but I just wanted to say that you’re so pretty! Kinda random but I saw your pfp and needed to complement you. 😊💕 Edit: well I should probably ask if that’s you or a celebrity or smthn but either way :)
dylan van dort guys calm down I’m a 17 yr old girl who made this acc for my 3 yr old baby sis. I just like to put cute videos of her. And she does not know how to read or write like most 3 yr olds. And she would certainly not be able to understand these type of videos. But still thx for the concern 😊
"another thing about 18 year old girls is that they've got dads that won't let you date their high school daughters... And it pisses me off cause like, I'm older than you dude!" These dudes are hilarious
Omfg YES how does he have the most masculine macho man alpha male bs vibe about him while simultaneously having the most dainty and luxurious eyelashes I've ever seen?? How is that possible?!?!
HIs eyebrows are also super shaped and he looks like he wears a bit of makeup. He'd be decent looking guy and could help men do skin care if it weren't for the parody movie villain beard and personality.
I've watched this video so many times now and it's always so hilarious. The way this man complains about things in a sad little voice and thinks he's making a good point or making people want to be with him or be like him just makes me laugh, and the commentary is absolute gold
@@jjjlove2260 i believe there was some time ago, but it has been long since deleted, I think i remember seeing something like that a few years ago. Its still very obvious he is playing up a character in order to get attention and make money off of it, since now he actively promotes crypto scams. He enjoys the attention and actively interacts with his audience, I just can't believe so many people are buying into an act
I was about to give you the same advice 😅 But honestly .. I'm sure black people would understand if you explain to them why are you wearing black face I mean , who wouldn't ...I mean I'm a : 1. Man 2. Straight 3. Brown 4. In a relationship and this guy still managed to creep me out
if you're going to draw on your beard, probably make sure the color matches your actual hair color and that the fucking stubble isn't showing underneath lol
he looks like... you know when u r cooking hot dogs and u grab em out of the fridge and they r gross and moist and kinda pink and pale? ya, hes an undercooked khaled
Oh no! 😧 I just found out I’m not a put white American born and I’m actually a pure white Canadian born😥 do you think he still would want to be with me
@@littledicholas6131 after watching this video I'm too scared of closing my eyes and idk taking a nap... I don't want to wake up to see that killer smile, I fucking need a fucking lethal injection....
I like how he flexes on the fact that he literally turned someone off men forever.
Glad1atoR if I did the same, I’d never stop fully questioning my life ever again.
I wonder why? XD
Glad1atoR I’m les so I got sorta mad about that
@@acompletedisaster9334 I am too, but I find it more funny than anything else. I guess I'm just resistant to "turned someone gay" insults.
Glad1atoR yeah same just it’s a little annoying that he’s using it as a flex
“Suicide by lethal injection” just sounds like his ex overdosed and Nick was so narcissistic he thought it was because of him omfg
Wow you're right, I didn't notice that sksksk
You know that Greek myth Narcisass or however you spell his name he is nothing compared to this guy
General High-Ground Narcissus?
Yeah that dude
I mean... the fact that dating me caused multiple people to turn gay and/or commit suicide isn't something I'd want to brag about in the first place
as a homosapien, we dont claim him
i don’t think anyone claims him
As a male, we don’t want actual trash in our group
@@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 As a Female, We don't want to suck actual Trash weiners.
DentalFlan
Good.
As a worthless piece of trash,We don’t claim him either.
It’s been years and I still think about “I was not gay” all the time. I love it so much
the cameo at the end ties it all together
The line from this video that lives in my head rent free is “get off my ass! Or eat it, if you’re gonna be down there!” I think about that one a lot.
@@carsonheschle642this is one of my favorite videos from either Drew or Danny. Their synchronized “one by one” makes me giggle so hard.
Hey, he still was not gay! Back then!
thanks to melody nosurname for reminding me of this video
"they don't like to see you succeed"
They just don't like to see you.
This is my life story
Goat Da Potato I’m laughing so much I sound like a deranged witch
Hi Katey you have a look at it again in
Ooof😂😂
Bars HAHAHA 😂😂
His face looks like it was photoshopped together.
The edit line is that fucking line in his draw on beard.
DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW HES IN SEATTLE WASHINGTON!?!?!? I CAN SEE THE SPACE NEEDLE!
He looks like an egg
Happy Little Spongebob I LIVE NEAR SEATTLE NOOOOOOO GET HIM OUT-
Happy Little Spongebob WAIT FUCK NO DONT DIRTY UP SEATTLE plEASE-
He looks so feminine but so masculine at the same time
LMAO
And dont forget he looks like a serial killer
@@myfashionpoint *a serial killer with really nice eyelashes
HAHAHAHAHA
He thinks he can be the next Robert Downey JR.
I’VE BEEN CURSED OUT BY THIS MAN omg memory unlocked. He called me fat and old for not wanting to meet in person (i was 20, we met on Craigslist dating back when that was a thing)
Holy shit???
Also craigslist had dating?
you dodged a bullet bro this man is insane
You dodged a tactical nuke
bro dodged a hydrogen bomb
"20"
"Called me old"
😬
he basically said "if you go out with me, youll need decades of psychotherapy."
That’s probably the only honest thing he’s said online.
@@SorowFame no, he definitely wasn’t gay back then.
he’s the final boss
not fully sure what for but he’s definitely a final boss
@@thatoneguy9582 best comment here.
Also one for your psychiatrist too
Everyone seems fixated on the "I turned a girl off men forever" part, but I'm more concerned with the amount of women who died after their relationship with him.
multiple, cuz remember. He WASN'T gay
He's radioactive, clearly.
I love your profile picture :3
He must have Aids or some other STD
hes actually a source of radioactivity
"I don't take it personally." *makes an entire video about how insecure and jealous women are*
That's why I cry in my room every night.
megasaur hahaha
¿ Curiosi-Tea ? I know it’s over
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Seems like the one that's insecure is the incel nunce that likes underage kids. Yeah you're definitely not the one that's insecure man.
coming back to this to say that hard rock nick still wants to be a dad, and danny is one now.
Kid ratioed
’turnoffs: non-Caucasian’ I've never been this happy that I'm Mexican
a huevo
Makes me so much more thankful that my granny was a medicine woman. Here I thought I was too white.
As a Caucasian girl I’m terrified
Lucky you
I like your username!
I don’t think this guy realized that someone turning gay after dating him is not a compliment
Why xd
Marika Els someone decided that they didn’t like guys anymore after dating him 😳
He probably thinks "They knew they could never do better than me so they went to girls"
That's honestly the saddest shit anyone can say 😂
@@marikaels4061 bruh
This guy talks about sex like a person who's never had sex before
and that's on spanking tits
“Buys a bag of sex toys”
Hey google, what do these things do?
@@ezmoney6755 Nah dude he would say Alexa because he alexa'd his house up and likes the 49ers
Hannah Bee I thought he was gay until this video
No like a 10 year old writing fan fiction
if you're wondering where he is now, he claims to be a "retired billionaire" and wears these really really strange gold beads all over his body. he lost hundreds of pounds and looks great, but he's terribly losing his mind. he just rants on and on about how there are gang hits after him and how police are out to get him and his mother. it's really strange and I hope he's good.
bro is silly
He also filed for bankruptcy, his name is Aly Ashley 😂
sounds like mental illness or drug induced psychosis 😕 hope he gets the help he needs, for everyone’s sake
@@ItzBrittKneeBishFOR REAL??!
ItzBritKneeBish
But he said his name ISN’T ally😦
(Also great username lol)
Every time he looks at me, I feel like I should be reporting him for sexual harassment
Trust your gut
Do
I would defend him if though I hate him
You're breath taking
Dolimi Chan lol
This dude acts like all the women want him then goes on a rant about no one wanting to date him
*The incel paradox*
@Pepper Piggly i don't think he has ever met a woman before
LIKED AT 1K
So basically an incel?
@@StunningPetiteFeminineDemoness 100% an incel
He is the most confidently insecure guy I’ve ever seen
666 likes
Truth
Wrong. The most confide insecure person is moi 👸🏾. But you didn't meet me yet so ig you're right 😭
@@pretty948 😃 k
confidently insecuUuUUUre
“one ex killed herself, one needed therapy for ten years,…” so.. you traumatized them
He gave one of them brain cancer too. Truly a catch.
@@stuckonmute9227 fr!! altho tbh i think theres no way he effected that but he definitely could have been the reason why his other ex killed herself and another needed therapy😭😭 but honestly if he did cause cancer i wouldnt be surprised bros definitely breaking at least one thing in the universe
if that makes any sense?? sorry im so tried rn😭😭
It's not uncommon that people leaving long term toxic relationship get the autoimmune diseases and you're generally weakened due to living in constant stress.
How is "I turned women who dated me gay" a flex? If anything it's a burn
"I was just so awful to them that they literally turned into lesbians cause they just couldn't stand guys anymore"
Right?? Imagine being so awful you turned a woman off from dicks forever. That’s some incredible shit right there??
@@jk89204 truly, some people want to have invisiblity and things like that, but N O the ultimate power is being able to turn straight women GAY by being terrible to them
Janice in the same way that radiating actual nuclear waves would be a superpower. 😂😂
Yeah, I beat my wife, now she's gay
How can one person have every single negative trait 😭
I guess he has pretty eyes
Ananya Mehta serial killer eyes you mean
Rachel Johnson chris chan isn’t bad how dare you. sonichu was a masterpiece.
Hes like the worst possible sim that escaped the simulation out of pure bitterness.
I'm pretty sure he not only has every single negative trait but he may have created some new ones himself
It's like dj khaled and a basic white girl fused into one middle aged man's midlife crisis.
DJ Karen
Wren Lushbaugh omfg 🤣
Wren Lushbaugh oh my god 😂😂
Wren Lushbaugh 😂😂😂😂😂
He had to have been created in a lab, nothing that evil can come nature
when i was 19, i viewed hard rock nick's instagram story and like 3 hours later he liked every single one of my posts
WHAT
i’m so sorry
JFC. I'm sorry.
You must be a white woman.
delete Instagram 😭
Run.
“why do women date men with half my wallet, half my car-“
*why do you date girls half your age*
ooooooooooooooooo he needs some ice for that burn
I mean you ain't wrong.
Quarter his age*
The shots have been ｆｉｒｅｄ
Birdmanthethird t e n d o u
"The thing about 18 year old girls is that they got dads that wont let you date their highschool daughters"
"And it pisses me off! Like, im older than you dude-"
Underappreciated line
Best line
That was my favorite part.
@nnlllrr i come back to watch this video every time its in my reccomended from watching drew and Danny
Yeah just like Ed and Rose from 90 days fiance. Ed was like 52 years old and Rose was 23 years old and she already has a son.
**PPPTTP**
He sounds like a 12 year old just learned about curse words
How sheltered of a life do you need to live to find out about curse words at TWELVE?
Who?
Simply-Kyra I was 8 when i started
Katana oop
I didn't know learning curse words early is supposed to be proud of ';-;'
several years later and the “i WAS not gay” bit is still the funniest shit
It is entirely believable to me that a woman dated him and then went "Okay, yeah, I never want to ever date a man ever again."
Yeah but I can't believe a women dated him in the first place
You’ve gotta be pretty dumb to not see the major red flags before dating hi
@@lolllama1504
Some women think "he might change as this goes on" or they just kinda ignore the red flags because they think hes hot
Or the more likely thing is he attracts gold diggers and they just want his money, then the leave once they relize hes a liar and a jackass.
Artsy Scrub He’s so ugly tho lol, you’re probably right about the gold diggers
aka brain cancer
If a woman suddenly comes out as gay after dating you... thats not a flex homie. You made her realize that desire lmao
I see you're a fan of Kevin based on your profile pic.
JIM PICKENS
Sorry, i got distracted with Hispanic Kevin
right?? and one killed themself after dating you??? not a flex!!
@@kaylinvb6423 same with the whole "got physiological help" like... Bro... These aren't good things to flex about...
Also OP hey there friends
"I own 12 different homes but only seem to sleep in hotel rooms"
Isabella Blu me too
He gets a hotel in Las Vegas even though he says he has house there
*WTF is ur profile pic*
"I would show you the homes but...
Because of *time* "
As a representative of the “pure” white American girls, we as a community would like to distance ourselves from this man. May he live happily with his Google Image houses.
As another “pure American white girl” I entirely agree with you
Underrated comment
Yeah, don't worry. He's definitely not talking about you.
"My gf is 18 and still in high school"
"Let's talk about why badass good looking rich guys don't have a gf, like me"
“i never cheated on my wife”
Coincidence? I think NOT!
1,4k likes and only 3 replies?
OMG elsa is winking at me
yeah true
guy: *wonders why he has no girlfriend*
Also him: "yes I cheated on my wife, yes I beat my wife"
"yes all my exes are dead, depressed or gay what about it"
yes i keep the nana real sweet for your eating
the way he said one of his exes had "decades of psychotherapy" like okay 1. I call bullshit and 2. why would you flex that u traumatized someone
@@trucevideos He needs to be in an asylum. He's out there ruining and traumatizing lives
@@percyap4271 he’s not though, it’s all lies
Y'know, I don't think think this guy has ever spoken to a woman.
:O we have the same name
@@_Cotton woa glitch in the matrix
Not even his own mother- THAT HE DIDN'T STEAL FROM
Actually he has never spoken to a real human being
drew or nick? because it works both ways
It's a tradition to rewatch this video every few months
Being doing that since 2020, still crazy how quick time is flying by
He committed suicide on Sept 29th 2024. RIP Hard Rock Nick.
@@pillzbeatz1037 what
dude is racist, dating a highschooler? and is lying about being rich. just throw away the whole guy
he's probably single and just bragging
No shit
hello x carman. my name is Tal Al Qamar and i am in market to buy new car. it says by ur channel that u are a car men channel? how much for a car plz i am buying.
HAHAHA THE LAST SENTENCE
pIayingwithmahwii u make no sense
I’ve never felt more unsafe for being white in my entire life
I love this 😂😂😂😂
Self defence is not hard to learn, just so you know
Oi
This guy is gonna be one of the most known gays and that scares me. I don't ever want to be associated with that entity. He could literally kill someone by bellyflopping them
1-UP Oh noooo 😂
Nothing says “millionaire” like a bottle of suave bodywash
fr 💀💀💀
Yeah but he shops at whole food so he’s pretty rich
david dobrik : Noted
Oml so true! And don’t forget the Axe body wash too.🤌🏻
He’s driving an early 2000s pickup truck
The line "Dads who won't let you date their highschool daughters" like cmon dude im older than you!" Always kills ne. Drew is so funny
"turn offs : non-caucasian"
me , a white female : *panicked sweating*
Quick, say your Russian and he won’t want to date you since he only likes, “pure born American girls”
Run! Run as far as you can! Get away from him! You must stay as far away as you possibly can!
I can let you borrow my melanin if you want
as a white female who also is a high schooler, i would like to panic with you
@@shaykhmhssi3246 that would be very much appreciated, ill only borrow it for a little while so ill fly under the radar
he was definitely the “where’s my hug” guy in high school
OMG I know a guy like that but he didn't even ask he just straight up hugged people and had no respect for personal space. We had theater together and after a rather important play he just straight up kissed my forehead multiple times. Most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life.
That must suck lmao, I feel bad for laughing but that's hilarious
Ew yuck...there's always one of those 😂
I was homeschooled but went to a very huggy church. Literally had to duck down between pews to avoid another teen I didn't know trying to hug me, and he didn't let up until another girl explained I was shy around guys I don't know.
Or something to that effect. Because personal boundaries and bodily autonomy weren't good enough reasons in The Lord's House.
And he never got his hug
This guy looks a stunning amount like Ursula
Seohyunbias4 no Ursula looks better than that creature
Rat in the Sewer HECK YEAH
Ursula was based on a drag queen named Divine so it makes sense
Thats an insult to Ursula 😝
More like Jafar
I'm autistic and I've watched this video like every week for the last 5 years and recite the whole thing and it can still make me laugh
SAME
LMAO SAME😭this video still cracks me up
BRO SAME
Hard rock Nick committed suicide on Sept 29th. RIP
@pillzbeatz1037 HE HUH WHAT NOW?
The way he styles his beard, makes him look like a rejected extra from the hunger games
You win comment on the month
Questionable style
His beard reminds of vergo from one piece
Ohhh so those were the vibes I was getting from him 😂
rejected from counting cars
His eyebrows aren’t twins; they’re mortal enemies.
same 😂
Jen G. The eyebrows on his cheeks or lips?
OMG YES
Yea they are
Jen G. They're both, the right one is the evil twin
Dude literally has the eyebrows of a cartoon villain, eyes of an Instagram girl and rest is the face of the average 50-year-old man.
Mouth of a 15 year old
Beard of a corn maze
@@arsonlemonade4386 oh my GOD
@@arsonlemonade4386 Or one of those residents of the Capitol in Hunger Games
Monochromatic bro his eyebrows are horrible like: _ -
I love how the start of this video depicts Danny as some sort of whimsical omnipresent forest creature
i love this comment
@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme And I love you random internet person ❤️
@@That0neguy420 thank you random internet person
And I love you, random citizen!
*inadvertently starts a hurricane*
@@matthewbartlett3442 It was ME Barry. *I* CAUSED HURRICANE MILTON!
"I was not gay"
is the best thing I've heard
*was* not
"I was not gay, It's bullshit, It's not true! I was Naaauuuggghtttt. Oh hi Greg!
@@drawfulanimations3253 ah, a reference to the cinematic masterpiece "the room"
@@drawfulanimations3253 LISA, YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAAAAART!
Somebody just called me gay, I was not gay. I didn't used to be gay. I have never used to be gay.
**Flexes on turning a woman gay.**
The rainbow flag in your name adds a lot to it 🌈🌈
@@euglenaa yes lmao.
Legit I was thinking that. Imagine being like “lol bruh my sex is so legit that I made a girl never want to touch another penis again”
@@localrodent8997 Exactly like what kind of flex is that.
“She was so repulsed by me she decided to never date any man again. I would consider that a success”
The way he talks about sex is like he never had sex
"Yea suuuure I've done the sex. I do it all the time"
"I sex a lot. Trust me guys, she goes to a different school."
I don’t think he has
Probably an incel
“Yes me smex much”
11:44 WOW that was some of drew’s best improv ever hands down. love it
Imagine making girls commit suicide, have to go to therapy, or realize that they're gay, and then bragging about it on your instagram.
pretty specific thing to imagine
the only reason why girls would get suicidal when they see him is because of his repulsive face
Yeah, he make me regret life just from seeing him in this video
he must be the worst person ever.
"I'm such a shitty boyfriend I killed 10 girls who dated me just by existing." 🤪🤪😩😩😏😏🤭🤭😉😏😏
"I wanna be a dad."
Me: "I don't want you to be a dad. Ever."
Dear God, no!
It's probably ok, though - from the way he talks about sex, I doubt he's had it :-/
Im gay, but Hard Rock Nick made me straight.
Don't worry no one will want him
He is the guy that thinks because a girl looked at him for 1 second he thinks the girl is flirting with him😂
Oh god...
@@kobebryant3705 that isn't just a burn, you goddamn *CREMATED* him!
Never seen a guy so confident about getting his ass ate
Ccray 5505 idek
Exactly 😂
That’s literally his only redeeming feature
And ball took down
*one by one*
ik he’s looking up at us rn
😭
He's dead???
@@shortposeidon allegedly
Down* our king invented heaven
why is he a GTA character come to life
*my exact thought*
zara nicole been thinking about that for 10 hours
it's all that makeup, makes him look like he's cgi-rendered
He’s a GTA NPC that you find so you can just unload all the many violent ways you can end someone. Starting with running over with your car (repeatedly) and ending with his bullet riddled carcass being dropped from a crashing helicopter while on fire.
zara nicole with a glitch
So no one gonna talk about how he called women "creatures"?
He's a raging hypocrite.
If us women are creatures, I wonder what he is 🤔
That’s sort of nitpicking
Roshinろうしん haha good one
Is that what bothers you
I can’t get past how uneven his beard is
I can't get over his beard in general😂
Same with the brows!!
And his eyebrows.
@valerie sharp It’s almost like he couldn’t pay for a pro to get it cut.... hmmmm
@@westdekota5935 you couldn't pay anyone to butcher your facial hair like that
i genuinely watch this video at least once every two weeks. the rewatchability is crazy.
it's honestly what's gets me out of bed in the morning
Whenever a person refers to dating as "finding a mate" you'd better run
"Finding a mate" dude sounds like a national geographic narrator
ethan?
Omg that Eef pfp I love iiittttt
Unless they're Australian and they're talking about platonic dating
Leave the dude alone, hes writing his omegaverse fanfic 😔
“women who have dated me have turned gay.” *ooh, self burn. those are rare.*
CR Marsh underrated comment
Noice
coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
CR Marsh I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EPISODE
ahhh a fellow b99 stan
All the dislikes are him and his cleaning crew...
Yessss
Bahaha! and the cleaning crew😂😂
800 person cleaning crew YA YEET
Viv G. Wow he has a big cleaning crew
What makes this comment even better is your profile pic 👌
I was so terrified that I was exactly in this man’s target range that I became a man
Ayy man congrats
Yeah, it’s big brain time
New Origin story dropped💯
Modern problems require modern solutions
@@GoobyGoober-ho1ls effective camouflage
"I need to eat a cheeseburger, because my new girlfriend is in high school"
What?
Seraph O. Storms lmfao I didn’t even notice that, I got so distracted by the “my new girlfriend is 18 and still in high school” at the end
@@beyondviolet robbin' the cradle, what the hell else could I possibly eat but cheebzurger.
I want to like this comment but you have 420 likes and I can’t ruin that
Kylie Dunn it's 472 rn
Yeah he needs to go back to jail
“I have a 18 year old girlfriend who is still in high school”
Also him: “I want to be a dad”
Oh shit, RUN
F B I O P E N U P!
Girlfriend: *runs*
Him: *wHy aRe yOu RuNniNg?!*
An under rated comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Maybe that's why he's dating the 18 year old know what I mean... dad and daddy is such a... thin line... m I rite
this man literally has all of the seven deadly sins personified
Glad you added PERSONIFIED, no way this man would look ANYTHING like escanor
Not wrong
@@lukes401k not wrong either
@@lukes401k omg don’t even disrespect him by mentioning his name while theirs is happening
It's mostly gluttony
This is probably my favorite collab Danny and Drew have ever made. I’ve rewatched this countless times and I still laugh every time
Imagine only dating white, fair-skinned and blue-eyed women, and then photoshopping your face onto the non-white, dark-skinned brown-eyed snack that is Dwayne Johnson.
Nick: "I only date, pure Aryans!"
also Nick: "My hero is the Black Samoan God of Pecs Dwayne Johnson!"
He do be a snack doe
I feel like his misogyny and racism against women of color are a projection of internalized homophobia because he's attracted to non-white men.
It's the ciiiircle of bigotryyy.
@@AuDHDarling Was thinking the same thing
Okay this isn’t relevant to the comment but I just wanted to say that you’re so pretty! Kinda random but I saw your pfp and needed to complement you. 😊💕
Edit: well I should probably ask if that’s you or a celebrity or smthn but either way :)
This video has the power to sexually assault anyone just by watching it
Omggggg😂😂 i felt that way
Josefina m.s click on her channel. Wtf? I’m so confused.
Why is a three year old saying this
dylan van dort guys calm down I’m a 17 yr old girl who made this acc for my 3 yr old baby sis. I just like to put cute videos of her. And she does not know how to read or write like most 3 yr olds. And she would certainly not be able to understand these type of videos. But still thx for the concern 😊
Avery Dunn thx for the concern but plz read my other comment 😊
He looks like a person from the capital in the hunger games
I literally just thought this as I scrolled by this comment.
Does he shave it himself? What does he tell his barber? Why??
Soph L. he probably shows him the game master from the first hunger games and says, i want my beard like this
I came to the comments to say that he looks like he tryna be seneca crane lol
😂😂
OMG I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!!!
4:06 for some reason the way he says "id get crushes on girls" felt like he was trying to convince me
LMFAOOOO
I never thought someone could be a chad _and_ an incel at the same time
_he's the ultimate chadcel_
A true chad is confident and wouldn't shit on others, he's a brad- an incel who tries desperately to be a chad.
Nah a Chad can at least get laid.
What's your IFunny username, you sound like an IFunnyer
Firemoon Alice31 exactly
That sounds like a virus
i have never heard anyone say that they "alexa'ed the shit out of their house" but its safe to say im gonna be saying that 300% more
yep me too
300 x 0 is still 0. I like it XD
@@stephjane31103 i might have forgotten how math works
3 x 0 is 0 m8
off topic but i'm the 420th like
His beard looks like he fell asleep at a party
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Why is this so accurate
Underrated comment
Lol
@micky mouse cause he's too rich and successful , no one wants to party with him , poor guy I mean rich guy
He was the protoype model for Andrew Tate.
proto tate
@@superrazor7617prostate?
@@bikerultimateprotate
@@superrazor7617proto taint*🤣
@@DarwinRoger893potato
This guy is literally the embodiment of "I totally have a girlfriend. She goes to a different school"
🤣‼️
Yeah, literally goes to a school
Bruh my pale skinny ugly at friend says this too 😂
🤣🤣🤣
I love you chon profile picture
Why is he bragging about the fact that his ex's lives all went downhill after dating him? Sounds like he had a negative effect on them
Exactly. Doesn't he realize the common factor for all the negativity is him? He's a curse 😂
Right I’m thinking who the hell would wanna take that chance lmao
Right like he's the problem for all of them and many more that date him
He really did abuse his wife, but here he tries to make it look like her life went down just because she left him.
He is a troll.
"another thing about 18 year old girls is that they've got dads that won't let you date their high school daughters... And it pisses me off cause like, I'm older than you dude!"
These dudes are hilarious
best part of the vid lmao
I wanna like this, but 666likes
I’m not ruining the number of likes
Lol last time I came back the comment had 420 likes
Literally read this comment when it got to that part😂
begging y’all to come back and revisit hard rock nick in 2024 because it’s only gotten worse from here 😭
Unsuprised but details???
@@katharineball585 all I’m going to say is he’s gone weirdly political and also he started an OnlyFans
you can't just tell us that and leave, what did he do 😭😭
i love how he's so masculine and confident and macho but has the most delicate eyelashes ive ever seen
Omfg YES how does he have the most masculine macho man alpha male bs vibe about him while simultaneously having the most dainty and luxurious eyelashes I've ever seen?? How is that possible?!?!
Frr!! He has really nice eyes!!
@@Spooky_l3xxi that's like the only good thing abt him
“The only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy.”
-Christina Lauren
HIs eyebrows are also super shaped and he looks like he wears a bit of makeup. He'd be decent looking guy and could help men do skin care if it weren't for the parody movie villain beard and personality.
Guys I dated an 18 year old and Hard Rock Nick stole her, like literally, white van and everything.
Stop joking.......... Right?
Meera Zayter I never joke about daddy Nick
@@MrVG-qt8ob really? I'm sorry for ur girl hope u find one!
Meera Zayter I haven’t given up hope mate I’m going to check all the hotels Nick owns first
@The Tech Noob Wishing you luck! Also he might murder you so be aware.
the way he talks seems like he just learned how to curse
LMAO THREE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE BACK OF THIS FUCKING CAR.
San Dan TYRA IS IN A FUCKING SNAPBACK
Ryeigan MATTY FUCKIN SMOKES
San Dan ITS HOT AS HELL IN HERE
@@cheesecake134 yall i was about to comment something about matty but it had already been done ..... ive never been more proud of the internet
I've watched this video so many times now and it's always so hilarious. The way this man complains about things in a sad little voice and thinks he's making a good point or making people want to be with him or be like him just makes me laugh, and the commentary is absolute gold
He seems like a parody of an incel, and yet you can tell he's 100% serious.
*Very INSECURE NOT CONFIDENT LiKe MEeeeeeE*
He's not serious, he is playing a bit so he can attract attention
@@CrnogorskiNacionalista is there a video or something that shows him being regular?
@@jjjlove2260 i believe there was some time ago, but it has been long since deleted, I think i remember seeing something like that a few years ago. Its still very obvious he is playing up a character in order to get attention and make money off of it, since now he actively promotes crypto scams. He enjoys the attention and actively interacts with his audience, I just can't believe so many people are buying into an act
@@broadex9080 we
“Turn offs: non-Caucasian”
Alright how do I stop being white
Ok so first get paint
Just your friendly neighborhood meme dealer nO
I was about to give you the same advice 😅
But honestly .. I'm sure black people would understand if you explain to them why are you wearing black face
I mean , who wouldn't ...I mean I'm a :
1. Man
2. Straight
3. Brown
4. In a relationship
and this guy still managed to creep me out
LOL
Then maybe invent something that's the opposite of bleach
You can tell he did his beard himself
I'm almost certain it's just sharpie.
if you're going to draw on your beard, probably make sure the color matches your actual hair color and that the fucking stubble isn't showing underneath lol
and his eyebrows goddamn
I bet he went to the hair salon and asked for this and they rejected him so he did it himself
@@artnerd3727 i bet they rejected him because he couldn't afford it.
hes also just actively driving while filming stresses me out so much
Oh my god i never noticed that
That guy looks like DJ Khaled went in the microwave for too long
he looks like... you know when u r cooking hot dogs and u grab em out of the fridge and they r gross and moist and kinda pink and pale? ya, hes an undercooked khaled
This is my favorite comment ever
My favorite part of this comment, is that there's a right amount of time for DJ Khaled to be in the microwave.
He looks like DJ Khaled if he was a doll that was left in an abandoned nuclear wasteland.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"-and it pisses me off, it's like "I'm older than you, dude"" is my favourite line
Absolute gold indeed xD
haha they said it right as I read this comment
@@beanbagblast9295 glad I'm not the only one who rewatchs Danny's videos
11:42
@@ecliiipsssse I watch this specific video every other month and it makes me laugh every. single. time.
Why does “pure white American born females” sound like he's describing a dog breed I-
LMAO
Lol
Oh no! 😧 I just found out I’m not a put white American born and I’m actually a pure white Canadian born😥 do you think he still would want to be with me
Yooo so true
@@Gobacktothepondyousillygoose Greetings fellow Canadian
Anyone else return to this video like a monthly pilgrimage
it's a masterpiece
"Why do women date someone who has half my money, half my car"
Because they don't have half a beard.
Underrated comment lmao
@@moej3386 LOL thanks :")
Half his car, half his money, none of his creepiness
Or "cause they don't have half a brain" works, too
@@swine13 also because they have his weight
If there was ever a day more special to be black than today and knowing hard rock nick will never date me Happy Black History Month to me
anastasia brown Yes Lord! Happy Black History month indeed! Lolol
Happy Black History Month, ladies!
D Baken not to be random, but girl you're so pretty
De Of Awww thank you!
nICE
He is the most manliest feminine man I've ever seen.
True tho
I hate myself since this is a nitpick but effeminate=like a woman while feminine=actually a woman.
@@Cixon14 aaand you're nitpicking something that isn't even true, look up the definition of feminine real quick before you spout nonsense.
oof
Cixon Cortez feminine doesn’t mean your actually female
crazy that when I watched this 5 years ago I had no clue he'd be dead only a few years later
he definitely looks like someone that would cat call 14 year olds
edit: idk why this got so much attention but i do be kinda spitting fact doe i guess
Ikr
Or get into their dms
Mr Nobody What if it was him, you rejected him and Uh-oh woopsy Doo you’re gonna get brain cancer. 😱😂
he creeps me out
@@kamisntreal Dude; exact same situation. at this point it's a staple in nonce culture
"Suicide by lethal injection" meaning: his ex turned to drugs to erase the trauma of their relationship &OD'd.
Liz P more like he just made that whole narrative up to make himself seem scary
LOL im doing a project about lethal injections rn
See i took it as she became a serial killer 🤔
Yeah why the hell did he say that
@@maurinevictor325 youre gonna fail miserably on your crappy essay
People like this guy are the reason so many women feel uncomfortable walking down the street.
Aidan Redding shutup
@@supremecreme2661 I'm not saying that's a good thing, but it's true. And we have people like this creep giving men a bad reputation.
Knowing that this dude is out there somewhere makes me scared to walk down the street.
@@littledicholas6131 after watching this video I'm too scared of closing my eyes and idk taking a nap... I don't want to wake up to see that killer smile, I fucking need a fucking lethal injection....
Hehhehehe, I’m not white so I’m fine
Then again, he can’t afford to be picky and I’m a quarter his age
I need to go throw up for a year
i still think of "it pisses me off its like, im older than you dude" constantly