Clairl I: "She's Hammered!"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- According to the NHTSA, when properly administered the standardized field sobriety tests can determine with 93% accuracy whether a person has a blood alcohol concentration higher than the legal limit.
It's a whole new level of drunk when "How do you spell your name?" becomes an accurate field sobriety test... Clairl.
(If you want to skip the officer taking reports on the damaged vehicles and start as officers find the hit-and-run drunk driver, that begins at 6:20.)
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Plot twist, the dog isn’t deaf,he’s just been ignoring Clairl for all of these years.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 great plot twist
Dogs know who is worthy of being listened to.
That's hilarious!
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Levels of intoxication:
1- I'm not drunk.
2- I don't think I'm drunk.
3- I'm going to jail
4- clairl
Lol😂😂😂. That was good!
Made my day 🤣🤣🤣
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I can see the buffering wheel over her head every time he asks a question.
Lmao!!!...good one!
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Caelum Dominus omg I’m dying! Well played!!
Hahahaha
It really seems like she's on more than just alcohol... She's gotta be on some drugs as well; either that or she's extremely dim-witted to begin with, in which case she definitely should not be on anything at any time.
That’s the calmest officer I’ve ever seen. He knows she’s plastered yet is kind to her and even helps with the dog. Thank you officer and God bless you.
The officer was super patient
Gator isn't really deaf.... he's just been ignoring her for 3 years.
leroyholloway: sounds like he`s been married bwahaha
Holy shit that was funny
This was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh
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17:55 way to patient with her, she is moving around and reaching for Gator, who knows what could happen when people aren't thinking straight
Her dog got charged with accessory. He got 3 years but got, "time served," because he's a good boy.
growl s lawyer said gator
has no, liability here
4 foot exemption rule
So did my dog the day I was stranded at a bus stop ambulance was ordered to take me to hospital as I was caught in a spring snow fall unexpectedly , with a dress and pumps on as the bus stops on that route at 6pm.
The fire department happily dog sat my puppy while I spent the night in detox.the cop was awesome with me as I'm first Nations,I was polite and great full the fire department looked after my puppy after all the ems groups rescued me while I was standard.
Point is have respect to earn respect,I was ashamed found in my condition but they all did not belittle me.
Best comment of the day you won the internet of the day 😆
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Yes but it was still "ruff" on him!!!
She's covering for the dog. He was driving and he's way more drunk than she is.
😂
Exactly what I was thinking, she was the designated driver for the dog.
Plus the dog was driving while having a hearing disability, that can’t be good in the eyes of the law.
:) lmao too funny
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1-Cop was so patient, he is a Saint!
2-Dog can really hear but pretended, due to numerous nights out on the town with this gal.
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If the dog is deaf he is lucky. Imagine having to listen to her all day
I think he is just pretending with her 🤣🤣🤣 i would
Gator packed his bags and he left for Sweden. What an ambitious dog.
Funniest comment
This could have all been avoided had she just let the dog drive when he offered.
Oh, the lost advantages of the horse-drawn carriage days! IIf your horses didn't have an extra stout barleymash, you could depend on them to get you home!
@@seatopaz9077 Right? How long for the good ol days
Comments like this make this all worth while. Thank you! LMAO
Don't see the problem here. She was driving because she was too drunk to walk home
DUI
Hit and Run
Animal Cruelty
Resisting arrest
One hell of a hangover
The nerve of this girl to freak out over leaving her dog when she was driving THAT drunk with him in the car. He's safer ANYWHERE else.
Well said
I'm still worried about Gator
I kept waiting for the officer to say "Clair if you were so concerned about your dog you wouldn't have driven drunk."
@Damon christopher this was such a bad one. There is a part 2 that shows shes actually cruel and keeps the dog in a muzzle at home. This is a deaf dog!!@
It’s so true.... the reason I don’t drive drunk is because I want to come home to my cat. It may sound ridiculous, but he has definitely forced me to be way more responsible and careful of what I do or what I expose myself to.
Been a long time since I watched this. I forgot how wonderful and kind this cop was. Great job Officer!
He has a crush
Every once in a while, Clairl pops up. She's always worth a re-watch.
Just re-watched. Can confirm.
@@RealWorldPolice Same. 💋
I’ve been thinking about her and up she pops - drunk as ever, but my favorite drunk. My name has 35 letters - even I’m challenged at times, sober.
Was thinking the same things. Also can't believe it been 2 years. Lol
This is my first watch of this lady so thanks for letting me know there's more with her, yay!
I so feel for the dog. You know he went flying during the collision because he was not restrained.
Even worse she had him in the front seat.
That's because he started in the back
Hope he's ok.
@@bittrader2732 This comment made me laugh more than I’m proud of
@@dkstyles24 glad someone has a similar sence of humor as i
BREAKING NEWS: “According to police, a dog named Gator, previously diagnosed as being deaf, has miraculously regained its hearing, after being removed from its owner!”
Hahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂 owner named Clairl.
Seriously, is dog deaf? whaaaat?
drunk lady: "My dog is f*ed up!"; police interview the dog "honestly dude, my owner is so f*ed up".
TM
Whoooosh
I almost died when she said in a real friendly way" hi "when he approached like she was happy to see him ,like she was having car trouble.
I think she called him her savior or something like that lol! So nonchalant about it all...
Obviously someone who’s never had an interaction with police after breaking several laws, or oblivious to the fact that when you do your most likely going away in handcuffs.
"You are my saviour" 😂😂😂
That “HEY! Jessica shut up for a second” was golden
Yes!
And the cop’s sigh is golden too.
When she saw the blue lights behind her and Gator, she said be quiet and let me do all of the talking.
Cop: How's your night been Gator?
Gator: Ruff!
Clairl: I told you to let me do the talking.
Cop: How's she been treating you Gator.
Gator: Ruff!
Her pet alligator is called doggo 🐊
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“just pretend you’re deaf gatorL!”
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That’s such a good dog lmao he’s just sitting there quietly like, “Jesus Christ, Clairl. Really?”
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*I love how you said it with an L muhahahaa💚*
Poor little guy probably has some sore ribs from not wearing his seat belt.
Maybe he thought his master was a little drunk because only dumb dogs chase parked cars.
HEHE!
That’s funny
I would be more than happy to adopt her dog. He deserves better!!!
He really does deserve better, I totally agree
Take the dog home, take Jessica to the pound
She went to the pound, for drunk humans.
ha, and i was thinking the whole time "hope the dog gets back home"
but she gottago workinnamornie at 7m
lolololololol…...this cop has been VERY patient with her. She's so snockered she can't even spell her name! She has no business behind the wheel and I'm sure her parents will be real happy with her! Hope they take her license away from her for a while.
Good plan!!!
Cop - "Can you spell Gator for me?"
Clairl - "G-A-T-O-R....-L"
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You made me snort out coffee! 🤣😂
I’m dying here lmfao
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“Your kids can hear you swearing from here”
“No They Can’t THEY ARE LISTENING TO KIDS BOP!!!”
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She’s speaking in cursive.
Lmao 😂🤣
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Kari- that is hilarious 😁
LMAO
This is hilarious 😂😂
32:40 this cop has literally HAD IT.I feel bad for the decent ,patient cops that really are trying to do their best to do their job .anyone who’s ever dealt with a drunk person knows what dealing with them is like…impossible
When he said get out or get out anyway I died laughing
I’m still laughing that she said “my savior” when the cop pulled up behind her 😂🤣
Me too. This entire thing reminded me of my ex wife except she was a blonde.
This savior will make sure she has a safe place to retire for the evening. 😄
Yeah whenever I drink and drive I always remember the important stuff. Like to keep my gun loaded and on my lap. That way if I get pulled over I can quickly pull it out to give the police officer in a fast jerking motion
@@Bradmhj hopefully this is a joke because you shouldn't hurt police.
That's 'our' savior (from drunks like you)!
I mean, I've been drunk before...REALLY drunk. But I've never been "too drunk to spell my own name" drunk.
i was too tired to spell my first name once at school, but becuz it was art class, the teacher found it "creative" and gave my hand made folder an A........ art ppl are weird, if this cop was artsy, she would have been fiiiiine
I've been so drunk once that I didn't know my own name. I remember being woken up by a friend in the middle of a dirt road.
How would you remember
You haven't tried hard enough. Put in some effort ffs.
"D A 8 wait... Ñ & R D A - STEVE"
I was badly injured in an accident with a drunk driver and have had back surgery as a result, NOW I'm in a power wheelchair. Nothing funny or smart about drunk driving.😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
@Christopher Marlowe Don't try to joke with or about someone who ends up in a wheelchair due to a drunk driver. It just isn't funny to anyone.
I'm so sorry.
@Theodore Kaiser yes really funny until it happens to you. Have a nice day.
@Theodore Kaiser You sound like you're MAYBE age 13 or 14!
@Theodore Kaiser GROW UP!
Wow she is not just drunk, she is completely obliterated.
definitely a .25 at least on the breathalyzer, they didn't show if she took it.
It's pretty sad when you are so drunk you can't spell your own name. That's pretty rote.
Yep...she's slurring right off the bat.. she probably thinks she's talking just fine.
No further dui test really needed here unless absolutely required procedurally. This video shows it all. This officer is so kind I could just hug him.
@@sherw7635They always need a test. It’s legal procedure. The video ends with him serving her a warrant for her blood to be drawn. Meaning she likely refused the breathalyzer.
The best part of this is that u titled it "Clairl" as she spelled it LOL
Dan 😂😂👍🏼
Thats very Hammered when ya cant spell ur very own name! Lol...
Or as she misspelled it lol
@@budgirl1368 I had a friend named Bob. I told him the only way he could misspell his name was boB. lol
Jean Stanley 🤣too funny
Jessic: "my dog is f***** up."
Gator the Deaf Dog: my Jessica is f***** up.
Lmao
It's Gatorl!
Haha
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@@this.is.pointless it.
Girl: I understand you're frustrated.
*Long sigh from officer*: Yes. You're highly intoxicated. You're refusing to get out of the second car now. I just want to get along with this process.
If you don't want to get out of the car. Get out of the car anyway.
I LOVE THIS GUY. He is so patient.
i love the "so, given my options..."
@@pizza_booty I laughed for a good minute when she said that!! 😂😂
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Kudos to the dog for steering the vehicle to the side of the road.
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The dog is the smart one - he’s keeping his mouth shut
He’s just deaf probably would be snitching if he knew what was going on
He knows his Miranda rights. He has the right to remain silent.
Dogs are the best !!!!!!!
😆😆😆😆. He asked for an attorney.
Ouff, ouff!
The main officer that took care of this is amazing. I cannot believe how patient and professional he remained throughout. Absolutely amazing work! I seriously hope that he gets this text. My father was a police officer killed in the line of duty in Columbus Ohio and I just want to thank that officer for his service
He was patient for one reason and one reason only
God bless your father for his service.
The
SPECIAL THANKS TO CURTIS FOR HIS SERVICE.
We appreciate your father for his service, too, Mandy.
The dog has a bit part but he stole my heart.♥️🇺🇸 Good Luck Gator!
Trying to communicate with hammered people is like trying to put toothpaste back in the bottle
yep...i work at a detox centre
its extremely annoying
What kind of Toothpaste do you buy that comes in a "Bottle".
Alasisha Crelinski : Miller Lite toothpaste😂
some people will do anything to avoid alliteration
Every time she looked at "Gator" he looked down.
Gator: Bad girl Clairl, bad girl.
Bad girl! Bad girl! Watch ya gonna do when they come for you.
@@sandyscookbook2799
Ouch that one hurt. 🙂
You deserve that like💯💯💯
That cop is actually very patient and nice with this woman.
Good policing. The courts are the ones who punish. Police are just there to enforce.
@Jaime Alonzo ......give me a break
Christine mcqueen I’m mean they’re right...if that girl would have been black she probably would be dead and the dog shot lol
This is the type of cop I'd want to encounter, however I'm not a woman and I doubt he'd be as patient. She was docile where I wouldn't have been
@@JC-qz8ox Only if she'd gotten out with the "Ghetto Rat" bullshit. Quit acting like an asshole racist idiot yourself. You being from AUSTRALIA...you don't have a true IDEA what goes on in the US...
Every time I watch a DUI/drunk video, I'll never understand how alcohol is so socially acceptable and LEGAL and marijuana is still an illegal drug in so many states. Alcohol is scary as hell.
Right? Class one carcinogen ruining lives for millennia, but we celebrate it somehow.
Two words... tax dollars.
Using heroin & fentanyl in public is legal here in Portland, but drinking alcohol & public inebriation is a crime. Go figure 🤷♀️
AMEN 👍🏻✌️
@@pdxnikki1And look how "fantastic" Portland is doing now lol. Yikes. Def reaping what has been sown.
“My dog is very.. very…”
Camera pans over to the chillest, most well-behaved dog when taking into account new people around him and all the lights😂
That’s what I thought...if he was so angry and aggressive he would’ve already been freaking out
@@ayceleijae she claimed he's deaf. LoL
@@abbysapples1225 lmao makes him even more chill. He didn’t have to hear all her damn whining.
...and just being in a collision.
_...and_ trying to figure out why mommy is acting so weird.
Exactly! I came here just for that comment. I REALLY wanted to see follow-up body cam footage of the officer and Gator playing catch, going fishing, reading bedtime stories, taking long walks on the beach... 😂
Cop: Ma’am have you seen the front of your car.
Drunk: Yes I know the engine is missing it’s been missing for a while.
Hahahahahaha hahahaha 🤣 good one !!!!!!!!!
psml 😂🤣😂🤣
Lolol! I literally laughed out loud!
She didn’t say engine she said bumper
I’m surprised the car went that far the way it is..
Ah yeah!
It’s time for our yearly dose of Clairl!
She never not pops up once a year, it’s like the seasons!
😂 right?
😂😂😂 it’s my 3rd year already! See y’all next year!
The fact that she got in that bad of a collision means the poor dog probably went flying and more than likely got hurt. She shouldn't even be allowed to get him back.
Shelters are stuffed with animals and the dog has a history of abuse. No one would adopt it, you'd be sentencing it to death by giving it to a shelter.
The one thing I think the officers should have done is remind her that she crashed with gator in the car and hurt him more than anyone.
Animal cruelty
Omg so dramatic.
This video is an insult to Clairls everywhere.
Your comment had 104 likes and i thought it said 10M Lmao maybe im the drunk one
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Thank you!
This cop is so patient he’s definitely in the right profession
The fact that she’s so worried about Gator the dog after literally putting him in physical danger herself is MIND BLOWING! She doesn’t deserve that sweet boy. He took on so much that night and still stood by her side. I hope someone else has that sweet boy now.
She needs to pay the price for her crime for sure! But to listen to the degenerate people like you who have never fucked up and did something stupid talk like she should lose her dog and go to the chair for making a mistake is mind blowing.
When you are that wasted.. is it really mind blowing?
Its not mind blowing, what are you talking about? People make stupid decisions on a daily basis, like drinking and driving. Sometimes you drink without intending to get drunk and the next thing you know you are drunk. When you are drunk your judgment is inhibited so its not likely she was conscious of putting her dog in danger. Have you ever exceeded the speed limit with someone else in the car? If so you are putting their life in danger also.
DUI is wrong and she is fortunate she didnt hurt anyone; If you are able to read this, then you have made stupid decisions yourself. Not excusing her for deciding to drink and drive but I get tired of everyone being so quick to judge others around here
@@thanhhuynh175 yeah, some people need to leave the house once in a while.
It's just low IQ + alcohol. Those people can't think that far ahead.
Noticed how Gator pulled away from her when she went to pet him? He's like "Officer, I have NO idea who she is"
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Poor Gator. If it’s true when she said he was previously abused then it would explain his tentativeness with touch/petting, even with a new person. Those poor dogs have the canine version of PTSD. 🙁
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Gator only knows Claire, he doesn't know who Clairl is
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What's your dogs name?
Gator
Gator? Can you spell that?
G A T O R L
Excellent! Lol
omggggggg I'm choking 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmaooooo 🤣
nice!!! lmao
🤣so funny. With a head nod for the L to add some reassurance
The Officer was very cordial, but he knew she was impaired and his line of questioning had me dying laughing.
He was being a smartass, but very politely. Haha
Agreed, cheers to this officer who clearly knew this video would make its rounds and provide much entertainment. 😂
He was very straight, not smart ass at all.
It’s so sad our police have to deal with these types of people all the time! Somewhere along the line this lady needed somebody to teach her some manners!
I used to have an ex-girlfriend who would get drunk like this. Thank God she didn't drive or she would have ended up like Clairl.
Omg, Clairl
most underrated comment on all of youtube.
I briefly dated a woman who drank like this and drove. It was the last date. lol
Same! 🤣 I quite literally ran from her apartment when I broke up with her. Best thing I ever did.
Is that why she's an ex girlfriend.
Omg I’m dying watching this video!! 😂Clairl is something else! The way she was staring off into the dark when the officer asked for her number & When she says her car is “missing a bumper” then the officer’s body cam shows the front end & the hood looks like an accordion!! 😂😂😂 it just keeps getting better! 😂
As pup shivers in passenger seat having just survived a crash: "Whooooozz gonna take cur of my dawg?!"
Hopefully someone responsible sweetie
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“hey Jessica SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE so I can talk to my partner and help your dog!!!” 🤣 💀
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Lmao
But Jessica Clairelrl thinks she can figure out how to get out of all this if she can just keep talking to that stupid officer who is the whole problem totally!
And I wish I could reach through the screen, take the dog away from such a stupid idiot girl and slap her into next Thursday and then give that way-too-nice of a police officer a medal for having to listen to her drivel! And someone needs to put the dog in a nice home because he obviously went deaf having to listen to her!
Karen P Right 😂
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This cop is so chill. Jessica: "Are you serious?" Cop: "I'm always serious".
Seriously, with everyone. Some funny punts, talking to the witnesses was fun - connecting through stuff like "you you spell that for me" while laughing, obviously something the other guy heard a lot from a complcated name. Connected instantly with them.
He seems like a funny guy who loves his job and tries to be positive about it. That's how in a perfect world everyone would be at their job. Really important as a policeman, though, connecting to people will avoid so many dangerous situations beforehand.
He's fantastic.
“If you don’t want to do that, get out of the car anyway”...OMG 🤣 This officer has fantastic levels of patience 😎
COP: “You’re middle name is Clairol?”
HER: “Maybelline it is. Maybelline it isn’t.” 🤷🏻♀️
LOL!! Genuine laugh outta that one lol, thanks!
HAHAHAHA!
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Good one!!!👍🤣
Revlon
The officer / Clairl duo has me 💀 It's not funny under the circumstances, however the back and forth is hilariously underrated. Hope Gator gets a good nights sleep and a full belly when he gets home without Clairl's shenanigans.
She drinks and drives with her dog in the car and then all of a sudden she's the dog mom of the year concerned with its well being.
I love how everyone in the comments is just calling her Clairl now lol
Harrison McKinney I am in tears from laughter at these comments.
Can't imagine Clair without the l anymore. Just doesn't seem right.
How could you not? I can just imagine what her best buddies are going to do when they see this... and you know they will.
Type Clairol in ANY Real Police Videos commentary and everyone knows.
Harrison - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The girl damn near killed the dog and she's worried about him now?
the blessing, wonder, grace and miracle alcohol bestows upon us
@@kimmyfreak200..🤔
My exact thoughts. She obviously does not care about him if she's driving that smashed
That's what i was thinking I'm sure the dog was being tossed all around that truck, she should have gotten animal abuse charge also
Dee Dee ~~ yes, I agree, couldn’t give a shit what happens to her but that poor pupper ~~ deserves a better owner than this GRUB ! A DRUNK GRUB AT THAT ! In the car crying for the dog ~~ too late now stupid, this pupper, Gator should be adopted by someone that really would love and look after this pupper !
The punishment of You Tube notoriety and life time infamy may hopefully encourage this woman to get the help she clearly needs. ❤
she clairly needs ... 😊
"You cannot take my dog to the pound" But Clairl can endanger the lives of herself, the dog & others on the road driving drunk 😞👌
It's ok. She is only missing a front bumper
@@mikecheeze4312 that look of slow realization when he asked if she hit "any cars or anything". Lmaoooo!!!
@Fran Ra the dogs life, others and then her
She didn’t just endanger someone she actually plowed through their car ruined their property
Right away I have to say Im so happy to hear a police officer ask an obviously impaired driver if they are diabetic or epileptic. I have close family who are diabetic and both have started driving- biggest fear is them being low and cops are digging at them for booze or drugs.
Yes, he was really good who asked about it, as it is so similar to the behavior of the alcohol affected person.
@deputydog1157 or even a bumper sticker or something obvious from the outside
Kym Gammon When I see someone drive erratically, I always try to factor in that they may be suffering from some disability.
For example, when someone cuts me off, I always ask "Are you a fucking moron?"
@Kym Gammon
My biggest fear is people with medical conditions being behind the wheel that could injure or kill themselves or someone else on the road. Truck drivers are not allowed to have a license with medical issues. So why are license given to people that drive cars that have a medical issues? Because it's just as dangerous as being impaired with alcohol or drugs.
@@mikelovin7 well its not that they are given a lisence- they have to prove they are looking after their illness routinely- proof of routine blood sugar checks and routine doctor visits. On top of that insurance rates are through the roif and will never go down despite being a clean driver - plus its discrimination to not allow those with illness not have the option to drive. I understand what you mean but they cant have a lisence unless they can prove they are healthy enough to drive and its for as long as they are driving- their whole lives. There is a risk but obvioulsy there is risks with people who are not ill place people at risk too. There are people texting and driving who are a greater risk than a diabetic on the roads
She's so worried about her dog that she drove drunk enough to get into an accident with the dog in the car and not remembering it.
She remembers
Agreed. No regard for her own pup’s life. 😢
She doesn’t deserve that dog! Poor Gator. 😞
Clearly... They call that blind drunk...
That's The ONLY NOT FUNNY PART of the story!! And she doesn't deserve that dog
When Clairl was spelling her name she just missed a key and expected auto correct to get it
This cop has the best bodycam skills to ever be uploaded to this channel, or, possibly, to all of TH-cam! Fr, those pans and transitions for an extra dramatic and comedic effect are something else, brah!
For sure! Even when she was refusing to get out of the police car at the station and he let out a heavy sigh, the camera panned up to the ceiling and back down to really show his frustration! Love this officer and his dry sense of humour.
32:17
Officer: (Deep breath)
ClaireL: „I understand your frustration.“
Officer: „Yes. You‘re highly intoxicated, you‘re refusing to get out of the second car now, and I just want to get along with this process (......) so you can get out of handcuffs, and you can be more comfortable. So if you want to do that- then get out of the car. And if you don’t want to to that, get out of the car anyway.“
ClaireL: „So you‘re giving me (?) option or option ‚A‘.
Officer: „Yeah. Pretty much.“
ClaireL: (mumbling)
Officer: „Okay. Get out of the car.“
(Pause)
ClaireL: „So - given my options....“
(being dragged out of car
Maybe they have to go to film school as part of their training.
10:15 was brilliant, the quick look at the front end of the vehicle, I wish all cops had this kind of attention to detail.
Not funny. My friend Harry had his 2 daughters, ages 5 & 10, killed in Livermore, CA, in 1998, by a 3x DUI. Visualising those two small, white coffins being pulled out of the backs of those two white hearses still brings me to tears.
Who was that addreases ro? I
My guess is you so don't want a y of making jokes regarding those video
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Nothing worse then a baby/ child's coffin. I sympathize more then most will ever have to know. Been to more children's funerals then adult's 😔🤍🙏❤.... SMA, cancer, CP, accents and so much more is so cruel and takes life far to soon.
Prayers and blessings be with you and the family of the victims 🙏 🤍❤💛 🙏
This woman isn't a joke she is a serious danger I totally agree.
God bless their souls in heaven.
Thank God she didnt kill any one when she hit the truck or anyone else on the rd. We lost my great niece to very rare nervous system disease when she was a year and a half. So I can definitely sympathize with you and your friend and his family,
Thats a shame I'm sorry
Driving under the influence with a deaf dog, it sounds like the opening line of a joke.
You should have gotten a lot more ‘likes’ for this comment!!
How does it end?
Officer:"Mame mame wake up"! How many fingers do i have up"
Clairl: "oh fuck im paralyzed aswel "
Yes, or country song.
Gwag YOU’RE EXACTLY RIGHT! Unfortunately, animal abuse IS something a comedian would joke about. It’s always something offensive... which is why I hate most comedy. Dave Chapelles most recent act was outrageously offensive. Hate speech against LGBT is NOT my idea of “funny”... thanks.
I watched all 3 of the "Clairl" sagas. I wanted to see if she ever once asked about the hit & run - was anyone hurt, what damage did she cause, but nothing. This tells me everything I need to know about Clairl. I do hope Gator finds a good home with a responsible owner. One that isn't driving him around, unharnessed at 1:00 a.m. and so intoxicated she either doesn't know she hit another car or didn't care because she simply drove away.
Fails the drunk test and hasn't even left the vehicle! That has to be a world's record!!
She's the queen of speed running
She failed when she wrecked. Way before they made contact
Even the dog knows "you are sooo going to the pound, lady".
I like your comment funny
U made a funny!!
Good one
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't believe she put Gator's life at risk like that. What a dummy.
mikes gt lmao.. someone hasn’t figured out sarcasm
mikes gt yeah those are important too but no more important than sweet Gator who asked for none of this
As someone who drives with their dog all the time I would never put him in the position the be in the car while driving completely drunk, put your own life at risk if you want not his or anyone else’s! Shows how much she cares about her dog.
This officer is hysterical his dry humor is just for himself at that point and it's great lol
J-Roc D my husband is very dry and not funny like this guy... I think my husband is broken
@@angelaburroughs6244 I'll fix him if I can have him 😏
So right. Absolutely hilarious.
But after seeing this kinda shit a few times and seeing what happens when people like cause deaths. It gets way less funny I bet
@@angelaburroughs6244 I have a buddy like that, but with his friends hes a dry goof ball. Try and take interest in his hobbies, he'll open up to you lady. Good luck. :)
My bumper has been missing for....quite a while. Hey Clairl, you're in luck. I think we found 20 mins ago
Lol
Clairl 🤣
😆
I’m not gonna lie. I’m on voice dictation and I am having a hard time not laughing at your comment.
I’m a TH-cam junkie and you won the golden ticket today.
Talking to drunk people is like trying to knit fog!
You're so right! Don't even waste your breath or time bcuz it's a no win situation with drunks. Notice how nasty and foul they can get when they realize that they are not going to get away with it? I'm so tired of the damage they cause to everyone around them.
@@christinekelly8766 Fart in a bottle, close the cap. Size depends on gas expended from source. Multiple uses I tested as a teenager. Couple hints. 1: It still stinks when you open it later at your discretion.( Someone elses half full bottle of water comes to mind. ) 2: Its flammable. Let your mind wander from there.
Odd Socks lmfao
Odd Socks you win! 🏆🏆💯🥇😹
An exercise in futility.
Cop: "You're under arrest for DUI and hit and run."
Her: *SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE*
🤨🤔🤯
I like the dogs look, he whipped his head back like “damn you were drinking then put me I the car with you” 😂😂😂
@@michelefulmore5817 I couldnt stop laughing at the dog lolol glad someone else took note of it
@@TerrenceCallahan I was cracking up, rewinded it several times to watch the dog 😂😂
Whamen
This is one of the most patient cops I've ever seen. Mad respect. And yes, Clairel is well-hammered, she couldn't remember her name, her birthday OR the fact the she'd been in a hit-and-run. Clairel, you need serious treatment for alcoholism and I hope you get it.
She couldn't even spell her middle name 😀.
Cl…air…l…
Oh, she knew she'd hit and run. When he told her she was being arrested for DUI and hit-and-run her response was “...DUI?...” She didn't even question the hit-and-run.
Well he’s on camera!
Me too
I always love rewatching the Clairl trilogy
Wait, what, theres more clairl?? Wherel?
Is there more? I read a couple of their comments that talked about it was good to re-watch it every now and again so, am I missing something?
Poor dog, poor officer.
I feel so bad for her dog bcuz you know that he got thrown hard in the crash. Omg, if I were her Parents, she would Never drive my vehicle again! I don't let people drive mine bcuz if they wreck it, you are the one left in the worst situation. I'm just glad that she didn't hurt anyone. She's fricken hammered! Hopefully she learns from this.
She's not responsible enough to own a dog. She wasn't worried about the dog when she left it in the car to go get wasted.
Frances, you said exactly what I was thinking. Ditto!
she’s not even responsible enough to be drinking, or driving
The dog is trying to scoot past her to plead his side of the story, but she’s blaming him instead. 😂
Clairl: My car is deaf and my dog is missing a bumper...
Ha ha ha
🤣🤣🤣
wow lol
Hilarious 😆😄😂😆
You bit cocky for a dragon.
Get back to your lair! We take your booty.
She should have also caught an animal neglect charge for riding around with him while plastered😡
Not to mention the accident she was in. 😅
Poor doggo..
@Mickey Mouse 😂😂😂
Not really. Dogs are stupid animals that don't matter much.
@@flatlineoptimism2600 gr8 b8 m8
I never though of that, and he’s in the front seat no seat belt 😂😂😂😂
That is one patient cop right there! I don’t think people get how much crap they walk through with people.
The patience of this cop is to be commended
It does not take much patience at all to ignore someone’s inane rambling.
@@janjr165 oh yea it does
This is how 90% of cops handle traffic stops. It's only when the driver/passengers escalate the situation by driving off, running, being completely obnoxious, resisting, etc.
1MILLION %
No doubt..
Judge: Call your next witness.
Prosecutor: I call Gator to the stand.
Gator probably has a L on the end like “clairl”
Gator: My owner is f#*$ed up.
Gator what happened . She said hold my beer and watch this !
we love gator
Gatorl
When the cop asked him “who parked it here” I was internally screaming DONT TELL HIM. Dude JUST admitted to drinking. Now he’s going to tell the cop you parked there 30 minutes ago? 🤦🏼♀️
Thank God she didn't hit a human or an animal and kill it. People this drunk should not even be walking let alone driving.
Joyce Joseph
Have you ever had to eat your dinner while taking a shit? I’ve had to. Was much to busy to do it separately
Joyce Joseph
Or have an animal
@Under Surveillance I believe you meant to say People should NOT drink. I agree.
Animal? Joyce are you just stupid. Nobody AVOIDS animals on the road. If you do you are an IDIOT... You will be the one having a head on collision trying to Avoid an ANIMAL... You are going to cross the yellow, or are you going to take the side ditch to avoid said ANIMAL?
Too drunk to walk so she drove instead.
I never drank that much where I forgot how to spell my name.
Ya know, imma have to try this some time.
it's true Be fair Clairl is such a hard name to spell (when your drunk).
Ive been drunk off of 500ml of pure moonshine and skateboarded to meet up with abunch of friends ended up wrestling one of them to the ground got stopped by 2 cop cars swore at the cops and gave them my name drunkly n made it home ticket and scratch free 😂
How would you be able to remember that?
@@bradhartwig9124 LOL
Got to admit I quit caring about her and just wanted the doggo to be okay lol
I hope the dog is okay
I felt bad for the poor dog. What a twit.
I felt the same way especially after she said he was previously abused, now he's gone through even more trauma. His life is going to be even harder for him after that crash scaring the holy living shit out of him.
What a biach...poor Gator :'-(
That's why I'm reading all the comments. I'd like to know if Gators OK 🙂
Take care!
The dog is literally the only one I’m concerned with. it’s basically like driving absolutely hammered with your baby in a car seat right next to you.
Except the dog wasnt in restraints
Ohhhh here we go
Yeah it's upsetting cause poor boy truly doesn't understand what's happening.
No it's not, a dogs a dog n a babies a baby human. Not basically like it at all. Ones a dog ones a human, little difference there
@@joshlewis575 wtf
"Yeah It's missing a bumper... it's been missing for quite some time"
About 45 minutes I'd guess
You mean the entire front of the car
Lmfao 😅
This guy is a great cop. It’s nice to see someone who is actually de-escalating and have compassion, we need more cops like him.
No, we don't need more sexist, double-standards time-wasters like him. We need less.
The cop who said "She smelled how she sounds"! Is absolutely hysterical! LMAO!!
spelled you mean?
Cutter Driftwood he actually said spelled lol
Cop: How much have you had to drink?
Clairl: All of it.
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Every last drop.
Cop: how much have you had to drink?
Clarl: yes.
Officer: what time you work tomorrow ?
Clairl: 7am
Officer: well that wasn’t happening either way. Lol
😬😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯
Lmaooooooooooo
Gold!
These. Officers are going to be sainted for real. The people that they encounter are beyond morons. Much respect for all of them. May God protect officers everywhere.
Drunk driving pisses me off to no end, but pretending to love your dog after putting them in harm's way (along with others) really cheeses my grits 🤨
Ok
Cheeses my grits too!!!!!
Calm down
Cheeses my grits ?! Haha that’s the best saying I’m so using it from now on lol 😂
@@lizelleswart6327 you made me come
I'm pretty impressed with the officer. He's a very patient man.
Ive been watching hundreds of these videos lately and they are usually pretty patient most of the time.
People escalate most situations, she was drunk, not combative, not mouthy, not irate, not belligerent, etc etc etc
any good cop would b patient. people with a short temper usually end up in jail, not enforcing law.
He really is i would have been arrested her...shes getting on my nerves and im not even there!
mega smacky Well we found the incel