Why Did You Poop Your Pants?
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I hope no one ever describes themselves as "fully dilated" in this context EVER again.
I laughed hard at that one.
When you go too far into the forest and encounter me
WHO ARE YOU LMAO.
I go shooot
@@Dndragon55 No, Go Marines!
But, your a handsome beast like shrek.
I could defeat you
If someone has Celiac and willingly eats gluten.... well. They play stupid games, they win stupid prizes.
As a Celiac, I fully agree! Glutenfree food is widely available now so there's just no excuse. And it doesn't just cause terrible bowel problems - it can cause cancer, malnutrition and other serious problems if a Celiac eats gluten.
I was climbing a tree during a birthday party when i was around 8 years old. I was a good ways up when the branch i grabbed snapped and i fell down and landed on my feet. the force of the landing made me tense up and i sharted myself... I went and told my mom and she started laughing really hard and said that I was a party pooper, then told all my aunts. It was humiliating. But better than landing on my back and being paralyzed i guess...
@@microwavedpoptart6449 Lila why are you here- and your friend stole my dad's pun.
Stop being a party pooper people in india are starving And woulda 8 that poop
I literally had liquid crap for 2 months straight so you can guess how frequently I was leaving what I was doing to go to the bathroom.
are you Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access?
Somebody already apologized for laughing at the unfortunate people that have shat themselves. I guess I'll have to apologize twice cuz I'm sitting here f****** rolling
I pee through a tube and wear a diaper to catch the occasional poop. The really difficult event is when only the smell is the first clue. No warning , No physical response. Damn.
*Because I was 2 and wasn’t potty trained*
I have a really bad stomach and sometimes I randomly fart
I was halfway to the college and I really had to poo. I did my best to hold it in, but it leaked a little and I was so embarrassed that it happened, because I was 22 when it happened
Couldn’t hold it any longer
That kitchen sink breakfast sounds hella good, but I know if I ever ate something like that, I'd seriously regret it.
With Crohn’s Disease, it’s more common than I will ever want to admit. ☹️
The struggle is real. I never trust a fart
Lmao, I have Crohn’s too so I can relate 😳
Oh man. I can only imagine. My late father had colon cancer and never make those who do so feel bad. I do on occasion but it’s not something you can help. I hope it happens less for you.
As someone with Crohn's/Colitis, I fully sympathize with you.
ibs here , it’s not uncommon unfortunately
When I was about 11 I was playing in a baseball all-star game. It was one of those oppressive hot and sticky summer nights. My stomach was churning before the game but I thought maybe I was just dehydrated and drank some water.
I was the first batter of the game and had to beat out an infield single. I held it in but knew I wasn't going to hold out much longer. Well, the next batter got a hit and as soon as I round second it shot out. Thinking quickly, I slid into third base even though there wasn't a play. It had rained earlier in the day and the field was a little muddy, so that covered it up somewhat but eventually the smell gave it away. Looking back, I probably should have left the game but I guess I felt that would've been even more humiliating.
I thought I would never hear the end of it, but aside from my mom yelling at me for staying in the game, nobody ever brought it up again.
Third base? More like turd base lol
I'm so sorry
I have to warn people that when I say that I need the bathroom then they need to gtfo. Have to talk about my bathroom habits waaayyy more than I should
I'm same. Feel your pain
12:20 weird, I’ve been on iron for a year and I’m chronically constipated if anything.
I don't remember much, but when I was in first year of kindergarten, I remember I crapped my pants while sliding down a slide.... I don't remember much after that, but I'm sure that wasn't an easy day... 🤦🏾♂️
I didnt mean it, i did it 9 times in one day. i went for a little fart, bad idea
Everyone craped their pants
I feel for them when you have ibs you suffer this a lot and it sucks
12:35 I hate that kind of 💩😭
I sometimes peed myself when i in the 1st or 2nd grade, i didn't get caught, my classmates thought it's just a regular water or smthng, thank god my pee is not yellow lol
you legit should probably get that checked out
I was in a similar situation I am 23 and I had gastro a couple years back the amount of times I did not make it I can not count I could not go anywhere
*I’ve never crapped my pants, but*
same
I think everyone has thought they just had to pass gas when it wasn't gas at least once in their life
The guy who narrates my reddit vids did once. Turns out his son put laxatives in his coffee as a prank
I facepalmed so many times at the people foolish enough to trust a fart.
Not me, but my ex. He was 4 yrs old, and sitting on a wooden bench, and pooped so much it actually lifted him up off the bench. My brother: Drank a bunch of beers, went to work feeling not good. Worked on an island in the South Pacific at an electrical power station. Helicopter took him out each day. NO BATHROOM. The island is just rocks, no sand, trees, grass, nothing. But there are birds. Big, brown, and ground nesters. He didn't know what they were, but they lived a5 the other end of the island. You can see them from the station. Anyway, he has to poop, but NO BATHROOM, so he goes out to the edge of the island, drops his drawers, and poops into the ocean. As he's dipping his butt in to clean off, the birds started dive-bombing him, biting at his head and back. So, while he's crouched down with his pants around his ankles and waving his arms wildly, he scurried back to the station. He was actually bleeding. Kept working there, never pooped there ever again. I've never pooped my pants, but I did poop into a bread bag once, inside a barn on a stranger's property, during a storm and in front of two cows.
I must have been twelve or thirteen (so not an adult) but I remember standing up and leaving the bathroom seconds before shitting my panties in my own home. Not entirely sure if it was diarrhea or what but it was nasty. Luckily I was wearing a loose nightgown so the only damage was to my underwear.
I live by 4 very important rules in life.
1. Never interrupt a winning streak.
2. Never fry Bacon in the nude.
3. Any Person who claims they have never crapped their pants, is a liar and don't trust them.
And the most important rule...
4. Never, Never, Ever Trust A Fart!!!
That is my secret weapon in sales, I throw this out in a very random small talk discussion. All while acting like it is no different than saying its hot outside and it throws the client off that I am able to close the account everytime.
I've used it in every field I've worked in and I have made great tips w/ it, too!!!
Watching this on the toilet rn
My kitti jumped on me when i ws 6 and going to the bathroom!
i was farting a lot, sitting on benches watching a friend play soccer, a guy i know speared me off bench, i then let a really big one go, my house at the time was a few blocks away, but yet there was a bathroom 20 feet away but its always busy, i make it home, but my house at the time had a number key pad , i pushedi t in too fast, i was trying to hold it in, but no dice, i finally made it in, went to the bathroom then shower, another time , i am biking, i change gears, they slip , and i just crap my self , both happened in my 20s, about 2 years apart
4/5ths of my sharts were from the one time i had food poisoning. the others? IBS
On heavy antibiotics in the hospital. It gave me diarrhea. It also hurt really bad every time they started it in my IV. It would burn like crazy going in, and my arm would hurt the whole half hour the medicine was being pumped in. On the third day, I finally shat myself, just as they started the drip. I had to clean myself up in the bathroom with the medicine still going in. And I felt SO bad for the staff that had to change the bedding. I was so humiliated and so sick, I actually wished I would die.
Omg this happened like a month or two ago but after a walk with my dog I was on the phone to my mum and didn't want to get off the phone but felt the tummy rumbles of diahorrea and I was busting but didn't want to be rude so I kept talking with my mum out of no where I felt my ass give and liquid pour out I shat myself on the phone I stammered a shit gotta go and hung up to go to the toilet bloody hell that was embarrassing
Just happened to me today actually. Was laying in bed, trusted a fart I shouldn't have. The previous night I got high and ate everything in sight so no idea what it was, and every time I tried to shit later in the day I couldn't for some reason. Those edibles did taste hella funky though.
I had been eating a lot of apples. I trusted the wrong fart.
"Communists in the fun house." What we call in my house "The Week of the Great Tribble Hunt." So called because the bin is full of dead "Tribbles".
Trusting a fart...trusting too many. First time, the night before I had been giving my best friend so much shit, ba dum tis, for shitting herself, and I trusted the wrong fart. It was fucking karma.
Worst. Was me and my sister went and saw the last Hobbit movie opening night, we ate some Japanese food from the food cart at the mall we saw it at, had a nice time, cried our eyes out in the movie. I woke up at 5 am and flew to the bathroom started throwing up, and then it hit..stuff was coming out of both ends I couldn't control it, for hours I just stayed in the bathroom,pooping and hurling. I had to go to the er, before the gave me my iv I shat my self again. Went to the bathroom in my exam room and tried to clean up, I felt so bad. Got food poisoning from the Japanese place. I've never eaten there again to this day.
On the toilet while watching this
I sharted in a Costco and had to waddle all the way across the store to the bathroom on the opposite end.
I almost shit myself on my way out of work after my coworker offered his chicken to me. It was a bit of a walk from my post to the car and woke up my husband as I ran past him once home.
I have non coeliacs gluten sensitivity when I eat gluten I balloon like a whale and have runs for 2 days it's horrid
Push hard doggo
what i nice title.
I think of Kyle baby brother ike from South Park 🤣
If I haven't learned anything else in life, I have learned that you should never trust a fart.
I am laughing so hard.....I'm going to hell for this
Laughing so hard at work listening to this and I crapped my pants...karma is a bitch
I shit my pants like once a month. Doesn't even phase me Anymore
Today?
Because it feels good and that's what happens to men eventually after butt plug stays in too long, it loosens things up.
I have something called ibs-c. And let me tell you right now I have shit my pants more than once. It happens that's just the way it is.
At least it's not ibs-d. I completely empathize!
Maybe they were really sick every have like a point five second choice I will either crap my pants and puke in the toliet....or poop in the toliet and barf all over the bathroom rug maybe a little bit on the wall too...like why did you puke all over self while driving to work cause I was sick...I couldnt pull over or roll down the window so I just barf all over myself my dash board and stearing column it was the right thing to do...
That happened like four or five times the dash board vomiting I suppose if your driving and have explosive diarrah it is the right thing to do rather then get in an accident is to shit your pants...
Nobody is like why did you spray vomit all over the driver seat of the car...cause I was sick....
Just puke right into the steering wheel as to not obstruct your vision while driving
One time we only had one bathroom in the house someone slipped laxatives in my food x lex in my chocolate and I had a shit so badly i shit in a bag
So how’s the notif gang
What happend well i crapped my pants its just like it says but i did catch 8 felony assault charges on my poor undies
I assert dominance
why is this a thing + third ! :D
*why was this made*
I need to go to the doctor. I'm pretty sure that I have digestive problems. Fml
I don't wanna talk about it 😔
one word sharted
Lmao Katlin Bennett where you at
#Ilovethesevideos
Oml
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First
Nope ! Maybe next time.
Ur 2nd
i have a chance to be top comment but idk what to say
Fortnite is better content
Oh..
Bruh his name is worship shrek what do you expected him to say