When Did You Have a Bathroom Accident as an Adult?
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Yep, it always starts with ‘oop I got gas’ haha, you think 😒💩
Never gamble on a fart I too learned the hard way 😞
Wasn't quite an adult, 16 or so, but I was on my way to my job at a State Fair haunted house. I woke up in the morning with an unusual amount of bubble guts. So after painting the porcelain at home, I hopped on the bus. I wasn't even half way to the bus transfer point when the bubbling started again. Now, I didn't panic, because I figured I'd be able to walk/waddle over to the nearby grocery store and get some temporary relief.
I was wrong. Half way through the parking lot, the big bubble punched me right in the gut, and it started to dribble into my boxers. It was a constant drip all the way to the back of the store, where I proceeded to damn near tear my pants off and finish the job on and around the toilet. The boxers were lost, but I managed to clean myself up in that little grocery store bathroom and made it to work on time, where I proceeded to scare the crap out of other people... Because there was none left in me.
The guy who cut his underwear off 4 separate times with a pocket knife lmaoooooo. He must have been an expert by the third time hahahahahaha. Imagine what must have been going through his mind as he realized that this was a common occurrence for him
No matter what the question is, there is always someone who is descriptive to win a nation level writing contest lol
Pistachio one?
"i gambled, and i lost." -husband lol
If anyone sees this, I warn you
*great value ice cream will give you the wild sharts. DO NOT EAT IT.*
Shit my pants really badly in high school after eating a bunch of great value ice cream lol
fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit shit i ate some today oh fuck fuck it is do be good tho
Did y'all have the chocolate flavor
5:00 - **sneezes** "had to cut my underwear off with my pocket knife to use as a napkin."
I had to do that twice
@@beetleworks738so it’s not a huge joke
This happened when I was thirty-four and at work (I'm a librarian). I'd already had one bout of diarrhea and was dashing to the car for a new pair of jeans (thank God I had 'em) when one of my favorite patrons pulled up. Like a dummy I greeted her, engaged in conversation, held the door open for her...and promptly messed all over myself. Down both pants legs, all over my shoes, everywhere. I wanted to die of embarrassment, but this patron happens to be one of the kindest, most understanding people in the world. She let me go inside to clean myself up (which itself was quite a feat), and when I finally pulled myself together she was hauling water outside to wash away the mess I'd made. It took the better part of an hour, but we got it all cleaned up. She did most of the work outside, and I mopped up the poopy footprints I'd made on the floor inside. And then my friend insisted on paying a quarter for copies, despite me wanting to give it to her for nothing! Oh, if I could've carried my friend to her car on a sedan chair and paid her a million bucks, I would've. My coworker was a champ too; she's messed herself before so she understood what I was going through. Not an experience I ever want to have again, but I learned that day what great friends I have.
5:20 that knife has seen some hell
yeah my pocket knife (which is from the 1950s and was my grandfather's before my father's then mine) hasn't seen anywhere near that much shit...
One time I had a bad stomach ache and a cold and sneezed and liquid shat myself a little....not much and I was home alone but I still felt like I'd die of embarrassment
HAHAHAHA! I was working a couple months ago (amazon driver) and I had the bright idiot to start eating healthy... I bought dried apricots and had the whole package with me. I was just popping a few in my mouth every now and then. I was outside walking back to the prime van. I was about 1/2 way done for the day in the middle of suburbia probably 10 mins from a convenient store or any other public place with a bathroom. And that’s when it hit. I was opening the side sliding door. It hit. I had to GO. It came on strong and it was putting up a heck of a battle. I stood there and couldn’t move because lifting my leg to get in meant death. I only was able to push back for about 20 seconds and it just oozed out. I remember the feeling. I just started laughing. Got in the van as it was still happening and just cleaned up in the back of the van. *note: if you work for amazon as a driver and you don’t have an emergency bathroom set up plan (like cups/bottles,bags ,TP/napkins/wipes) you are a fool* had to put my underwear in a bag... used hand sanitizer (thanks covid) and finished my route while texting and calling everyone laughing about what just happened and explaining “don’t eat dried apricots if you aren’t near a toilet”
My stepdad got drunk one night many years ago and pooped himself and my mom had to clean him up. A little context: my mom is 5ft 1in and my stepdad was 5ft 10in and overweight. My mom had to carry him in the house and to the shower to clean him up.
the last one had me crying i was laughing so hard
One thing I learned from this is never fart when u have the flu
True, or food poisoning
Or never
20:15 “Does my honey bunny have to take a big dumpy wumpy?” 😂
Then a little hug and squeeze, and exploded in my yoga pants....
IBD with diarrhea is awesome, but even more awesome when it hits you in the middle of a long walk with your toddler. 🙄 That's all I'm sayin.
I do share your pain .. prescription called Lomotil has saved me ..
Okay... I guess I'm not gonna judge I'm case it ever happens to me one day 😂
Oh, it will. The grim lottery will run its course, and the number will be yours. Lucky you.
@@snoproblem hahahaha soo true
Omfg I never laughed so hard!!!! 😂
Legit had to pause the video just to laugh!! Haha
So glad I’m not the only one who’s shit themselves as an adult. Thankfully mine happened as an adult so I was able to get cleaned up pretty quickly and nobody knew about it but i felt so humiliated
You always feel like you're the only one until you admit what you did, LOL! It happened to me once, then when I was explaining to my coworker she said "Oh, I feel you. I did that last weekend." Turns out my mom's done it, and both my uncles, and a bunch of people I know. No way are you the only one! It's embarrassing at our age, but it does happen!
This one happed at home I was watching Spiderman 2 and in the middle of going upstairs I shit myself.
Didn't crap but pissed my pants at the self check out in Walmart. I had a bad kidney infection and had to wait until my check to see a doctor. I just bolted no way was I about to tell that self checkout lady that I pissed all over the place
lol
Finally, a subject I’m an expert on.
I have cancer. I developed severe colitis as a side effect of treatments. I have crapped myself a few times since but the worst was at the hospital. It was a routine appt. But I got so sick I couldn't stand and I felt like I was going to die. It was horrible
I have mild colitis...so even with my milder symptoms... you have my sympathies.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got horrible food poisoning from fish tacos and crap myself. Except I didn’t crap myself like I thought I would. The pain felt different. Then 20 seconds before it happened, I knew what the pain was. It wasn’t the pain of my butthole opening the floodgates. It was my entire digestive system kicking into reverse. Then it happened. Yes, I literally vomited crap. It smelled and tasted absolutely vile. It looked like mud came out of my mouth. I brushed my teeth three times
*0/10 would not recommend*
SasukeUchiha 2002 jesus christ, condolences to you.
That’s called fecal vomiting it happens when u get super backed up
@@howtowithelizabeth7513 or last stage stomach cancer
This is nightmare fuel. I had no idea this was possible and now I will never eat again
yeh if u did that you’d be dead
"Does my honey bunny have to take a big dumpy wumpy?"
I cried too. For happier reasons than op 😂
And she exploded in her yoga pants.......
I’ve got a stupid digestive system and mean bowels, but luckily I’ve never popped my pants (well besides before I was potty trained) but gas escapes so easily from me so it’s a constant and anxiety inducing fear for me....
Id love to experience that from u love a girl who aint shy to fart 😜
Yeah, food poisoning! Ate from a roach coach and was so sick for three days straight. Every single time I threw up, it came out of both ends. Every. Single. Time. I almost gave up on clothes... I ran out of PJ bottoms and sweat pants. It was awful, only way I wouldn’t throw up was if I was A. Asleep or B. In the tub. I learned a very valuable lesson that week. Never eat from a roach coach.
Oh my .. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Okay, my story .. Irritable Bowel here .. driving just north of Toronto, up the 404 into York Region, I can feel the runs coming on .. tell hubby, who was driving .. oh, I am almost at Hwy 7, we can get off here and go to the McD's at .... NOOOOO!!!!! STOP NOW!!!! Yes, that was me, on the side of the northbound 404, many years ago, going for a crap, cars blasting their horns as they drove by .. sigh ..
.. and then there was the time on the QEW, coming back from Niagara Falls .. just didn't quite make it to the exit in time, went in to the truck stop and threw out my undies .. sigh
.. and then there was the time on the 401, Express lanes .. no where to go, no exit for a while .. just crapped myself in my car .. did you know it kinda oozes UP your back? .. sigh ..
just the other day, i had to sneeze and accidentally shit myself.
My voicemail used to say ... don’t shit your pants! I’ll call you back when I get home!
My way of assuring impatient people I was alive but just not immediately available
I was just reminded of the time my ex GF had severe Gastroenteritis and had it firing out both ends and shit herself whilst vomiting twice in the same day! Didn't make fun of her because it really wasn't funny and I know she was already REALLY embarrassed about it!
Talk about food for fears. After watching this vid, I am tempted to never leave the house without a spare change of boxers and trousers just in case. Especially as my office is 1 hour’s drive from home, and I can only get to and from work via a taxi. That would be an uncomfortably awkward taxi ride. 😅🤣
I ate some sugar free gummy bears..i liked the bears..they didn't like me. At least I was at home. Haha laughing big time over the guy who kept cutting his under ware off.
I had the same thing happen the day after I ate half of a big bag of onion bhajees. I was at home fortunately.
Under cooked chicken or fish will make you a raging barf foutain in about 3-4 hours. Chicken or fish that's pink or see blood is a no-go! Or spoiled meat mixed with good meat , burritos, tacos., spaghetti with a lot of sauce you may not taste the bad meat. Any steak that looks green on the edges,does not smell right either. Sometimes the steat will get washed of and thrown on the BBQ anyway. Good luck !
The crap and giraffes story had me dead LMFAO
Feel sorry for the boy who tried to hold it & eventually ended up crapping all over the bus. The driver should’ve insisted he just use the bathroom if it was that bad, instead of implying that use of the toilet would be a tiresome job to clean up afterwards. I kinda think it serves the driver right, TBH, though it came at the price of this unfortunate child’s loss of dignity. If you ever feel “the squits” coming on that badly; regardless of who tries to stand in your way, march yourself to the nearest restroom & deal with the issue, instead of trying to go against your body’s cries for relief. Anyone stopping you from doing so should then be forced to help clean the mess they caused! 🥺🚽🤷♀️
Got the flu once, puked and shidded at the same time, I could only put one in the toilet bowl
This is too soon, I’m still mentally suffering. I literally still laugh cry thinking about it
When I was 17 and a junior in high school, I started to drink a lot of water at times. During drama class, I needed to use the bathroom really bad. I held my pee in the whole class. When the bell rang, I ran like crazy getting to the bathroom and when I made it to the toilet, it felt so much better.
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You too
MidKnight thank you
You too
And you 😊
I live on my sailboat, on the Columbia River, at a very nice little marina, I clean the bathrooms and showers here for most of my rent. You would not believe the things I have seen! We have the sport fishermen who sit in their boat, eating Taco Bell and drinking beer all day and then either don't make it to the bathroom, go projectile before sitting on the toilet or both! I have had to clean shit off the ceilings! Then we have the week-end warriors who sit and drink on their boats all day during the weekends and just trash the bathrooms in so many ways. In the last 2 years I have gotten C-Diff twice from cleaning up after others, the last time went septic and damn near killed me, during that I shit myself several times in the hospital because I was so weak that they would not let me walk the 6' to the toilet by myself so that I wouldn't fall. The nurses and cleaning staff were wonderful, they treated me with respect and understanding while I was in the most humiliating situation of my life. Yes, Defecation Occurs, we all have accidents, it is just part of life. When it happens to you, please clean up after yourself, others can get deathly ill from it if you do not.
Ive got two. One time when i was like 12, we were at a restaurant in our little village. Long story short my drunkle who always had to get lots of attention, tickled me after i aye a greasy fish basket dinner and i had diahreah in my pants. Second story my sister who claimed she had the flu (we [my brother and i] didnt believe her, as she faked sick often) made and frosted a whole bunch of christmas cookies. My brother and i ate a dozen each and then went to see 007 skyfall. My brother got up like maybe 3/4 of the way through the movie and never came back. I ended up with the bubble guts but i made it through the movie and i couod have totally made it to the restroom, but i was panicking trying to find him, thinking he could have possibly been kidnapped. After running from one end of the theater to the other multiple times, i couldn't hold it any longer and pooped myself right in the lobby. Walked out to the jeep where my brother was sitting (didnt bother checking there first, because i had locked the doors with my keyless lock, thank you shoddy chrysler electronics). I got in, and told him i was worried sick. Then asked him if he pooped himself, to which he replied yes. So we drove home to change out of our poopy pants feeling ashamed and angry at our sister.
Question was pooped as an adult...read the question. Every kid has pooped himself...stupid story.
I think the worst thing to happen to me was when I waited all day to go for a run, I never ate, and only drank water, as soon as I get to the nature trail (by bus and no bathrooms) my stomach starts bubbling.... rest of the story gets.... messy to say the least
I was working, on my period (thank god), had been drinking a shit ton of prune juice that i got on sale, and shit myself but it all landed on the pad. 👍
The fucked up part the exact thing happened months later. And it landed on my pad again. So im stupid and lucky.
Living on a pad...Thatz the way, LIVING ON A PAD!!
A few days ago I was teaching my daughter how to change a tire on her car when I had to fart. Or so I thought. I ended up crapping my pants and my daughter couldn't breath, she was laughing so hard. To beat it all my father in law was with us when it happened.
19:32 this is gold.
Was on a date with my gf(still gf), probably had diarrhea the other day, I have history of stomach issues including ibs, unfortunately, we were cuddling in the backseat of my car( or i was in the driver seat doing something) gambled on a fart that felt like it rushed through my bowels as its normal sometimes with ibs, it was a small amount if liquid poop, luckily we keep napkins, said i think i just sharted with liquid poop and was right, was dark at night, popped a squat behind the car door and wiped my ass only like twice and it was clean, obviously wadnt much, but still wet and gooey, so, theres that
I love how so many of these are just some variant of "I trusted the wrong fart"
Lol not me, but my grandmother, she was out shopping with my aunt, said she saw grandmother running to bathroom, about ten minutes later she comes out, I don't know it came up but, she did not make it, and she really loved the underwear she was wearing, said they were expensive? But she proceeded to wash said underwear in toilet? And dry them off with the blow dryer....
I had the flu. Sprewed out of both ends like a fountain
My really bad story about poison I was just at a restaurant by myself I was just sitting I was having a great time it was peaceful and relaxing about the time I was 18 I got my tacos they look really good but not the poisoning I started eating it was some amazing tacos after 15 minutes later I start to feel a little stomach ache I thought it was nothing so I didn't really care but after many minutes later I started to notice it wasn't nothing my stomach felt really bad and I felt like I had to fart but no I crapped myself really bad I noticed and I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could as I hold on the walls I'm in a lot of pain it felt like glass going around my stomach and it felt like a gunshot and it sounded like a gunshot and somebody scream from outside but then it was a lockdown cuz everybody thought there was an actual shooter but wasn't it was just me taking a crap but then I heard someone say it's a false alarm I kept on going but then I stopped so I got out of the bathroom before I got out of the bathroom I grabbed toilet paper so I can clean up my chair it wasn't much crap on it so I sat back down and act like nothing was wrong but then I feel like I have to throw up and then I puked the poisoning there was some taco ingredients and there was brown and green but then I fell down and I woke up in the hospital it turns out that the doctor said they was poisoning in the food my face was shocked they have to test if there is any more poisoning and I was good they just make sure and they gave me medicine and one week later I felt good but then my stomach feel a little bad so then I ran to the bathroom when I took a huge poop and then after that I felt so good and then the next day later I was good
Yeah vomiting at the same time you are on the toilet having diarrhoea is pretty depressing.
I ALMOST wet myself on a road trip
If a random gas station didn’t pop up when it did and I was able to go if I had to wait another 5 minutes I would of wet myself
Oh man, that last one got me. Was laughing like a hyena while trying to clean floors.
Never trust a fart! That’s what I will take from this.... Lol
i shat so hard once i had to take my kbar (marine issued combat knife) and cut off my boxers in the bathroom.
Campylobacteriosis back in 2016. You do not want this. I was stranded in my apartment for a week unable to get ten feet from my toilet.
“Had to cut my underwear off” guy just really wants to cut his underwear off 😆
I got ibs due to after affects of swine flu h1n1 and this became my personal issue/he'll for a full year before it w hent to remission and just became mild crones disorder needles to say I'm now super into empathy for other humans we all have issues we all have width and no one should ever stop someone from going to the bathroom it can come sudden fast and with a vengeance with no warning.bad memories
I shat myself twice last week. Had to wash my 2 underwears in a shower.
You never trust a fart
I unknowingly had dairy (I'm lactose-intolerant) and thought I had to fart. Nope. Luckily I was home so no embarrassment
January 2024. Just a week and a half ago. I had been having several days of constipation. Then after a long non-relative time I was about sixteen miles away from the house. I had a serious cramp about where the small intestine becomes the inner end of the 'vent'. Felt like something rolled or shifted in some manner. In the common speech, the dam broke. Clenching my 'inner control (nether) muscles I kept the problem at bay until I got to a gas station and then starting leaking on the way to the can. Had to wash that pair of longies and take a shower.
Had to 'relieve' myself several times that day.
Constipation took care of itself.
Fun fact if you eat red food colouring like a red velvet cupcake it'll make you shit out red
TMI but very educational.
Also red hot Cheetos. I was terrified till i Googled the info on that one.😆
I think that's only if you eat a lot
My boyfriend had a close call. We went to this Asian fusion restaurant with some friends and it did not sit well with either of us. He got the poops and I was nauseous. He almost crapped himself but he made it home to the bathroom. I thought I was gonna puke but some ginger ale helped with that.
Drank a bottle of red wine that I got from a neighbour.
Threw up, went to sleep and forgot about it.
2 weeks later, I notice my garden filling up with some sort of brown sludge, so I called a drain technician out.
He flushed all the pipes out, and out came floating a toilet freshener that I'd flushed in my drunkenness.
I am sick from laughing at that last one.
😅 I had a “moment” last year.
It was at the very start of the COVID scare. My boss called me (I had been sleeping in bed( to gripe about two co-workers calling in sick due to bad diarrhea. I groggily said ok, I would try to come in early. As soon as I hung up......my gut sounded the RED ALERT 🚨 and I had to fly to the bathroom. Liquid Shit poured out of my butt hole like piss.
I then promptly called my boss boss what just happened. I was going to the doctors ASAP.
Welp. He had an opening.
Standing or siting was TORTURE because every 5 minuets my bowels would unload “dark chocolate milk”. Laying down helped reduced this immensely.
Doctor told me a stomach bug was going around, and I caught in (probably from a customer or co-worker).
I had no fever. Just no bowel movement control.
Got some meds, tons of water, gave my boss a doctors note (then fled to the bathroom due to ANOTHER Red Alert 🚨) and immediately lay down in bed.
Not painful, but one can’t work at a gas station and run to the bathroom every 3 minuets due to gravity pushing everything out of my intestines.
My boss KNOWS I won’t call in unless I am REALLY sick.
That’s why I like wearing a face mask now when I go out. I have avoided COVID-19 and other “shit” since I have been wearing one in public.
My boss and 3 co-workers got it.........I got lucky for once I guess.
Update.
Last year I got Covid-19 from a co-worker who drive me to the big city for a minor (but painful) surgery for a blood clot in my leg.
She had Covid, and her AC on high blasted the virus right in my face (I sat behind her).
Took a week for me to show symptoms (was warned she was sick with Covid 2 days before I had symptoms), and I went from feeling Meh that morning for my first job, but at my 2nd job I suddenly had a massive fever (102) and could barely stand.
Boss sent me home after 45 minuets.
On a hunch, I put on my emergency face mask, went to the grocery store to get food for a week, and a bunch of Topo Chico (sparking water).
I usually hated sparkling water, but I craved it like nothing else for a strange reason.
Got home, did the at home Covid test, and it laterally screamed at me YOU GOT THE COVID (red line was bright red).
I called both bosses to wipe everything down, made an appointment at CVS to get tested, and just laid down to drink sparking water because I started sweating like a pig…….
Would sweat for 3 straight days, could not stop.
Next morning, got tested in the CVS drive thru, and managed to get an appointment at the hospital with my local doctor.
Sure enough, he confirmed it was Covid. Explained it was probably a variant not covered by the 3 shots I did get. Virus was mutating faster now apparently.
But getting the shots probably meant a faster recover.
This was no flu, I know the flu. Doctor felt my sweating was my bodies WTH reaction to this virus.
I could feel my body literally switching from fighting the virus, to “poking it with a stick” trying to figure it out.
I recovered after about 5 days, but was short winded for a few weeks afterwards.
I definitely react stronger the the Covid vaccine the the Flu vaccine, but I will take the “feel like crud” for a week, the. Be that sick again!
Seriously. Now I like carbonated water, but not a fan of soda anymore.
Weird.
Why did that one guy keep cutting his underwear off? 😂 how does that help?
back in the late 90's I worked at a small convenience store...Lay's chips had just released a new potato chip called "WOW"....they were made with olestrum which was supposed to pass through your system without adding fat to your diet..I of course just had to try them...well I had the sh**s...then I read the chip bag..may cause loose stools...well heck...
I was in the hospital for surgery. I already had a feeding tube [so I don't really eat anything solid] but due to complications I ended up being pumped full of IV fluids & antibiotics 24/7 for DAYS. which ended up being awful having diarrhea plus post op complications for like.... 8 days. it was bad lol.
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@@gooseymoosey1630 I'm aware
2:22 no! 😭3:53 *never* trust your fart! 💨 and didn’t even get the job 🥴
9:05 holy! That sounds horrible
9:26 yikes! What a series of events and still shat themselves
16:13 aw 😯 poor dude
18:44 stomach pain on top of labor? 😭
Poo holding super hero 😂🤦🏻♀️
....and exploded in my yoga pants.....
lesson: if a fart has weight, it is called shit.
The author of the last one is freakin brilliant HAHAHA
Oooomg that was great. Glad I keep a multi tool on me at all times.
Every adult will mistrust a fart at least once in their lifetime.
Drank diet tea.not realizing that I would crap myself for days
5:50 lmao
Well I was standing on the toilet hanging a picture when I slipped and fell and hit my head. It was then that I saw it....the flux capacitor.
Some funny stories, but can we get a narration that properly pronounces “giraffe” and “gene” (among other words), please?
Well when I was twenty I crapped my pants in the ER if I count for anything and on the front porch to
ive always wondered why they dont make lemon scented ass wipes, i'd buy the hell out of that crap.
Armani suit that smells like 💩🤣
perfect replies
That one at 21:48
Oh Lord I know I'm going to hell for laughing at this
Twice I went to pee only to be met with a surprise. Only one was at home.
The last time i came this early, my girlfriend left me.
oof
When you gotta go, you gotta go lol
Once at my grandson's birthday my son brought me a really undercooked hamburger it was cold in the middle and I knew I shouldn't have eaten it and about 6 hours later my body woke me up and I spewed from both ends thank God for my for my daughters because they cleaned me up and I took the ambulance to the hospital and they gave me 5 l of fluid and I took the bus home in the morning it was food poisoning
Can't wait to watch this with my wife over a romantic dinner
6:58 I think they are talking about Doogh
I was taking a nice hot bath, aaand then i gambled n' lost
Never. Trust. A fart.
That fuxkin piano....
Not a direct experience but one I was involved with.
Mom and I are at hospital. Mom is having issues with her shoulder and we're waiting in the room. We see an older mam shuffle by, he's mumbling somethings, hacking.
The bathroom is close to mom's room.
We suddenly hear retching and cries for God and abd Jesus from the bathroom that are so loud they gi through the bricks of the hospital.
Hear heavy thud of body landing on hard floor.
Mom and I look at each other in complete horror. Mom is so shocked it nay have knocked the pain from her for a good five minutes. She doesn't need to tell me anything, I just RUN to the front desk.
Nurses, bed wheeled into area.
Mom is discharged a few hours later but all we can wonder about is the man. I didn't go in due to the nurses needing to take care of things but seeing the janitor roll up the mop bucket sometime later. That answered some of it.
I usually poop myself on rare occasions where I think it was a fart but it wasn’t… .
I shit my pants while in labor. Well, I had to take a dump at 11pm in a church parking lot while crying and in pain and having trouble not falling over. I then proceeded to shit in a bag while all the way up to the hospital. I had to wipe my butt and legs off with baby wipes.
all the time
3:45😂
Cheap gas station hotdogs and eggrolls does it for me, running diarrhea..