Jungle Strike for SNES/Gen (

Released in 1993, Jungle Strike is a helicopter shoot 'em up where the player takes control of a Comanche. Armed with machine guns and powerful rockets, players are sent to destroy enemy weapons and installations, rescue hostages and capturing enemy personnel. Players can also acquire hovercrafts, motorbike and F-117.
Considering the hellish torture this game put me through, I'm tempted to just write "ARGH" and leave it at that. That's exactly what happens when you try to run this game, so it would sum it all up perfectly. Unfortunately, I seem to enjoy long-winded comments, so that's what you'll get. Let's start with some basic information for those not familiar with the game:
Jinking: Moving diagonally is the fastest way to get around. The isometric controls make this a real pain sometimes, but it honestly becomes second-nature at some point. Also helps that I've been playing the game every now and then since I was 5 or 6.
There's also another problem with jinking though: You need to hold A (the hellfire button) in order to do it. The SNES port apparently made use of the shoulder buttons for this instead, but who plays that version? This means every time I wanted to do a quick attack run on a say 150 armor enemy, I'd have to release A, tap it again, tap B twice, and then hold A again. Easier than it sounds most of the time, but you'd be surprised how many attempts ended because of that problem.
Co-pilots: Before you start the game, you can only choose between two loser co-pilots because the other three are MIA. The only real difference between them is the fire rate of your hydras and chaingun when you hold the buttons down. Faceman is a helpful upgrade for someone without mashing skills (like me), because his chaingun fire rate is enough to make it a decent weapon. Roz is the best you can get, because I don't see any difference between her and Wild Bill. The game's comments about winch skills are a total load of crap.
I have to say though, if Ego's considered an "average" STRIKE pilot (haw Soviet/Nuclear reference), then I'm not surprised at all that the enemies are able to run amok like this. I'd gladly replace Ego with the gunner in one of those little car things in campaign 3. Then I could actually hit stuff! Which brings me to my next point...

[@iwanttocomplain]

This is the Sega version. The SNES version is [big raspberry].

[@andychow5509]

This is stolen footage.