I'm about to make a list of the smart, dumb, and average characters in The Simpsons. Smart Characters Lisa Simpson Marge Simpson Officer Lou Waylon Smithers Maggie Simpson Principal Skinner Apu Sideshow Bob Comic Book Guy Dr. Hibbett Professor Frink Barney Gumble (before drinking beer) Dumb Characters Homer Simpson Otto Mann Chief Wiggum Barney Gumble (after drinking beer) Mayor Quimby Groundskeeper Willie Jimbo Kearney Ralph Wiggum Cletus Spuckler Average Characters Bart Simpson Mr. Burns Moe Szyslak Krusty the Clown Patty Selma Ned Flanders Milhouse Van Houten Nelson Muntz Dolph Lenny Carl Officer Eddie Kent Brockman Abe Simpson Todd Flanders Rod Flanders Maude Flanders Superintendent Chalmers
dunno if anyone gives a damn but if you're stoned like me atm you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on InstaFlixxer. Have been binge watching with my girlfriend for the last few weeks xD
@@cherylstemp6480 eh, when you take it with a grain of salt he’s still awesome. Get rid of the cartoony stuff he does like give from evidence, and you’ve got a great example of unrelenting love from a dad to a son.
The Chief Wiggum P.I. one I'd say is the best. It works PERFECT with the previous scene. I would TOTALLY buy it as a cold open to a real show if it existed.
I have already seen 230 pound guys running faster than 180 pound guys. They started slow but after a while they got fast as heck. Similar to the fat guys in Mario Kart.
You could not have chosen a better way to end the video than the way you did. The entire video was great, but the ending put it over the top! Great fu¢kin shit!
Early Simpsons literally destroyed and mocked all American society. But 5pm every Thursday at the dinner table as a 90s kid this was WAYYYY better than church. I'll never forget my Dad laughing so hard at these jokes like I do now. Let's face it... Most cartoons are not made for kids.
It's corny, but I just really the scene at 1:02. Like Homer didn't have to walk over and ask anything but he was just that curious. And Wiggum could have just ignored him since he's is a cop and they ARE arresting someone, but he was just really friendly with him. It was cute :3
Also later in the episode (and this video) he asks Homer to bring the auto dialer to court as evidence, doesn't that mean the original criminal has no evidence as they don't have the auto dialer
You know I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night The mc what McDonald's restaurant I never heard of it either but they have over 2000 locations in this state alone Mustve sprung up overnight You know the funniest thing though it's the little differences Example Well at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty burger with cheese right but they don't call it a krusty burger with cheese Get out what do they call it A quarter pounder with cheese A quarter pounder with cheese well I can picture the cheese but do they have krusty partially gelatenated non dairy gum base beverages Uh ha they call them shakes Shakes you don't know what your getting Well I know what I'm getting some donuts Help me out of the booth boys
"You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass!" is such a great Airplane! esque line.
😂😂😂
Ralph: “Look Big Daddy it’s regular daddy” love that line
Lord of Mercy I wish I weren't so fat
Anyone know which episode this is from?
@@kathrynscott4391The Simpsons Spin-off showcase
The sight gag with Snake hitting the mailbox and the mail flying out like a fire hydrant is so fucking good
Chief Wiggum was noticeable smarter and more aware when he first threatened Mayor Quimby. He certainly reverted to full moron quickly though
I'm about to make a list of the smart, dumb, and average characters in The Simpsons.
Smart Characters
Lisa Simpson
Marge Simpson
Officer Lou
Waylon Smithers
Maggie Simpson
Principal Skinner
Apu
Sideshow Bob
Comic Book Guy
Dr. Hibbett
Professor Frink
Barney Gumble (before drinking beer)
Dumb Characters
Homer Simpson
Otto Mann
Chief Wiggum
Barney Gumble (after drinking beer)
Mayor Quimby
Groundskeeper Willie
Jimbo
Kearney
Ralph Wiggum
Cletus Spuckler
Average Characters
Bart Simpson
Mr. Burns
Moe Szyslak
Krusty the Clown
Patty
Selma
Ned Flanders
Milhouse Van Houten
Nelson Muntz
Dolph
Lenny
Carl
Officer Eddie
Kent Brockman
Abe Simpson
Todd Flanders
Rod Flanders
Maude Flanders
Superintendent Chalmers
@snakeeyes2551 Barney Gumble is arguably one of the smartest, he was set to go to harvard but addiction basically ruined his plans
@@snakeeyes2551 I think Barney gumble is smart, he's just drank.
@@fahadhaji8926 All then I guess since you and the other comment agree on that, I’ll put Barney in the smart category.
Lies again? Grab Plex Babies And Roses
big daddy saying " lawdy have mercy i wish i werent so fat" before taking off running had me cracking up
"I s'pose I best to run!"
“Go ahead Ralphy, the stranger is offering you a treat”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The post credits clip is the crowning touch on this excellent compilation.
Totally!
I forgot all about this!!
Well, the Jamming part.
Wiggum is the worst cop, but a freaking great dad.
dunno if anyone gives a damn but if you're stoned like me atm you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on InstaFlixxer. Have been binge watching with my girlfriend for the last few weeks xD
@Adrien Kameron definitely, I have been using instaflixxer for years myself =)
Except when giving Ralph "medicine" from the evidence locker.
@@cherylstemp6480 eh, when you take it with a grain of salt he’s still awesome. Get rid of the cartoony stuff he does like give from evidence, and you’ve got a great example of unrelenting love from a dad to a son.
@@cherylstemp6480 I’m coocko for contraband
the sassy look on the Alligator's face at 9:00 is tripping me
Naw, that’s bedroom eyes. That alligator was hungry for him in a completely different way.
7:06 the way Wggum's arm kind of wraps around Ralph's face there for a moment.
At least he cares about his son even though he is incompetent when it comes to his job
You gotta give it to wiggum, he runs pretty fast for a larger guy
For a 330-350 lb morbidly obese guy.
Once...
Lol
In the crocodile scene, him rolling out of bed was slick as fuck
You’ve got the best Simpsons compilations by a long shot. Well done! Keep up the awesome work.
Lies again? Serie A Leader Vibrating Fats
Never heard of this channel before, must of sprung up overnight!
Bake him away toys
What did you say, chief?
Uuuuuhhhh… what he said.
It’s a good thing they have plus-sized uniforms.
The brilliance of the writing around this era is unparalleled top shelf genius.
The ol' semi auto double barrel shotgun shtick. Classic.
There's a double barrel pump shotgun on demolition ranch.
@@scottyj6226 never heard of it
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know down by the bayou we have a saying that a BLUAH
Nice bit of foreshadowing with Patty and the burlesque house.
Yeah, I wondered why Smithers wasn't among them...
I do not remember the second part of that DOA DWI scene but that was classic Wiggum
The Pulp Fiction references are mind blowing.
Fr 😂😂😂
There's a whole episode referencing it
“Looks like the spider caught him a couple of flies! *evil laugh*
I love that
_"He called me... Chief Piggum! Oh, right, now I get it! Yeah, that's good!"_
My first memory of Wiggum was Bad Cops, never gets old 🤣🤣
Always appreciated Lou’s Popeye forearms.
1:47 I wish he sang it like in The Flintstones style. 💙
Damn some of the transitions in this are pretty amazing!
Great compilation
The Chief Wiggum P.I. one I'd say is the best. It works PERFECT with the previous scene. I would TOTALLY buy it as a cold open to a real show if it existed.
13:11 im pretty sure that was a flubbed line but they kept it in anyway lol
Those are the best ones
1:58 I couldn't stop laughing
00:01:29 "BAM" Went The Car, And Zoom Went Chief Wiggum.
Oh men, the jokes from the old episodes are stil great
5:44 Its a miracle Wiggum wasnt killed there.
Was hoping for "bake em away toys"
What'd you say, chief ?
"Just do what the kid said."
That's in the part 1 video
Ralph turned out ok, all things considered.
They're in in a hole; "How are we going to get out of here? Keep digging, up, stupid."
Wiggums is my favorite character in the Simpsons.
Sidewalk’s fer regular walkin, not fer fancy walkin!!!
Look big daddy it's regular daddy
Wiggum catching up to Snake is a feat. He’s more man than you or I.
I have already seen 230 pound guys running faster than 180 pound guys. They started slow but after a while they got fast as heck. Similar to the fat guys in Mario Kart.
02:38 You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass
JAMMING
Shoutout to Wiggum & Lou jammin’ lol😂
The thing is about Wiggum is that he’d be passably alright at just about anything but being a cop.
I wouldn't hire him as a sure shot 😅
You could not have chosen a better way to end the video than the way you did. The entire video was great, but the ending put it over the top! Great fu¢kin shit!
Man Chief Wiggums my favorite character lol
13:19 - "HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?!" 🤣😂
"Watch it you talking tub of donut batter". Best line ever
No "Bake'em away, toys." or wrong number, this is 91..2.
7:57 Best one
The slideshow of just the eyes missing with him twice 😂
He puts the spring in springfield
1:24 Rolling down the hill
12:17 The fact that he looks like a frog front face is cracking me up
Nice touch on Wiggum singing a song from Bob Marley.
I remember last seeing the McDonald’s joke 20+ years ago.
Bad cops...bad cops...bad cops...bad cops. Love that Simpson's gag song. 😂
😂Dude, the fact that Wiggun perfectly d out of the gator's jaw only to miss all his shots next was extremely funny to me.🤣
Wiggum family always seem happy
Early Simpsons literally destroyed and mocked all American society. But 5pm every Thursday at the dinner table as a 90s kid this was WAYYYY better than church. I'll never forget my Dad laughing so hard at these jokes like I do now. Let's face it... Most cartoons are not made for kids.
Clancy😅 hes an awful cop, but hes a great dad to Ralph 🤣👍🏻 you have to give him that at least.
Wiggum's love for his son Ralph is very evident.
Keep the pig, how many broads do I get?
I think there’s at least two references to pulp fiction 😅
4:01 The moment you realize that 3 Hank Azaria characters were being held hostage.
👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 perfect ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can they even find two comely lasses of virtue true in Springfield?
The original keystone cop 😆😆😆😆
I love how Snake is wearing a Middlebury shirt. I'm assuming its from Middlebury VT. Also your editing is top notch, well done.
Did they just teargas children 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice work. Strong closing minute.👏👏
Homer: curse you magic beans
Marge: oh stop blaming the beans
5:58
8:15 I think this is the first and perhaps only time the animators ever did this thing with a character's eyes starting like that
There should be a best of lew to go with this :)
Lou is sylvester Stallone
The ending was the best god bless Bob Marley.
"Oh UH Barney.." 😂
It's corny, but I just really the scene at 1:02. Like Homer didn't have to walk over and ask anything but he was just that curious. And Wiggum could have just ignored him since he's is a cop and they ARE arresting someone, but he was just really friendly with him. It was cute :3
Also later in the episode (and this video) he asks Homer to bring the auto dialer to court as evidence, doesn't that mean the original criminal has no evidence as they don't have the auto dialer
@@SofaK1ingN1c3 pretty sure a cops word counts as evidence if they catch you in the act, not positive about it
I wish chief wiggum pi got mand into a real show.
Step aside Quimby, I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere.
"Run along Quimby, I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere"
Watch it you talking tub of doughnut batter.
Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby!
You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass
Lou: Oh yeah;
Wiggum: Shut up Lou;
You’d think Chief Wiggum would’ve confiscated the autodialer, any real cop would.
I like how it seems like he actually does want to be a good cop, he just *really* sucks at it
You know I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night
The mc what
McDonald's restaurant I never heard of it either but they have over 2000 locations in this state alone
Mustve sprung up overnight
You know the funniest thing though it's the little differences
Example
Well at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty burger with cheese right but they don't call it a krusty burger with cheese
Get out what do they call it
A quarter pounder with cheese
A quarter pounder with cheese well I can picture the cheese but do they have krusty partially gelatenated non dairy gum base beverages
Uh ha they call them shakes
Shakes you don't know what your getting
Well I know what I'm getting some donuts
Help me out of the booth boys
He and officer Barbrady from South Park have something in common 👮🏻♂️
1:46 Skyrim Guard Moment be like:
We're jamming 🇯🇲🌍🍄
They threw the auto dialer in the dumpster. Isn't that evidence?
BAD COPS 2
Chief Wiggum is my favorite Simpson character! You did such a great job! Next you should do best of the Jews!
"No, no. Dig up stupid."
If I being like Ralph, he loves his father that he's the chief of police, and I love my Uncle John that he's a police officer.
The alligator scene is so funny😂
Make a best of professor frink
"No dig UP stupid"
Alright cowboy I'll see you in moonicipul court
Good one chief
What what'd I say
Seimor Skinner is just like a Denzel Crocker from"The Fairly Oddparents" lives with his mother
Walking tub of doughnut batter 😂
Springfields Finest there 👌
Clancy's an idiot, but he's right; the Chief really isn't supposed to be going out on random calls like that.