Plot twist: The time-traveling goat-fish removed itself from Greek Mythology so it can time travel without anyone realizing. We’re on to you, goat-fish. We’re on to you.
What have u done you've angered him his fury has no bounds. Its just a matter of time before he comes raining hellfire destroying cities with his goatish hell spawn even the gods fear and you've angered him don't run don't hide accept your fate and open your arms to his righteous fury.
There's a time-traveling doggo made by Hephaestus to guard baby Zeus. The dog is never mentioned to have time-traveling powers, but it makes sense in my mind.
@@ryancarrell3186 basically, heracles is found abandoned, hera takes pity on the baby (the only time she will ever pity Heracles) and breastfeeds the baby. However, heracles jaw is super strong and he bites her, causing Hera to pull back and goddess boob juice to spill across the sky, creating the Milky Way (hence the "Milk" part)
@@bobthegamingtaco6073Well, Zeus "finds" his illegitimate son, adopts him, and names him after his wife Hera, to appease her pride. Hera accepts Heracles as her son and nurses him, giving him his super strength beyond even that of typical demigods. The incident occurs. When Hera finds out that he is Zeus' son, and that Zeus literally tricked her into raising the baby he had with another woman, she vows to make Heracles life a living Tartarus, in order to get back at Zeus. Any time he steps out of line, she slaps him with impossible tasks as punishment. It's always the kids who suffer in these broken relationships.
Sometimes I forget that Red used to be a child who didn't know shit, and wasn't always a spirit of knowledge drifting infinitely through existence telling stories to wayward travelers
I love how I'm so accustomed to Red's art style as meaning "ancient history/mythos" that the anecdote at the start comes across as some intriguing legend instead of midwest stargazing
I am the funniest TH-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear era
When I was younger I lived in a very rural area, on some property. And during this time my family invited a group of girls to stay the night at our house; they were a part of a traveling choir from inner Houston Texas. My mom had activities(tm) planned but after dark they went out to do said activities, but all just stopped and looked at the stars. So instead of a bonfire and games we just took all of the blankets out of the house and laid them in the back yard. And until probably close to midnight or beyond, a dozen or so teenage girls laid out in our yard and stargazed. I really took the stars for granted until that moment, and I dearly miss them whenever I cant see them.
I pretty much has that response to seeing the star the first time I went on camp. The camp leaders took us out into the bush to look at the stars. Everyone else couldn't care less. However, I sat there in complete awe over the number of stars I could see. I stared and stared until I couldn't heard what the camp leaders were saying. It was amazing to stare that them. I still have moments when I just stare at them and get lost in time for a little while.
Stick to what you know, I suppose. Also, that last one as Red faded out, (from the captions) appeared to be "If you're two weeks away from retirement, for God's sakes, keep it to yourself."
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement lmao I find so funny that you make a general assumption from a small sample , and said assumption is to make fun of what you just did 😂
Just saying, but staring up at the stars for hours and being left behind by a group without realizing is probably the most protagonist thing I can think of a kid doing.
Truuuuee there's always that one character that's like "and the wonderful, shining glory.. I couldn't tear my eyes away, though I knew I must look a fool" is like so typical and "ooh shiny" that I don't know how.I didn't think of this XD
Twins having different fathers is one of those things you'd think was just mythological nonsense, but apparently it's entirely possible for fraternal twins.
@@phastinemoon it’s actually an etymological discussion, and many people are qualified to settle it, including me. Twins is literally just “two things made together.” We have separated it into fraternal twins and maternal twins, to denote the typing because the “twin” descriptor has no input on specific parentage mechanics. Technically, twins apply to anything made in a pair. Shoes that go together and were made together are also twins (linguistically) even if they belong to different sides feet. Soooo… the more you know? I didn’t plan an exit to this post, maybe I should jus-
It’s also apparently a very common thing in dogs, puppies from the same litter can have different fathers and end up looking wildly different from each other, which is pretty neat
@@demonzabrak I mean, language is made up, anyway. I’m thinking of the definition used in medical terms - two children who have the same birthdate AND the same set of parents. We have the distinction between identical and fraternal twins, depending on how the egg/sperm mechanics worked. But if either of them had different fathers, they’re not considered twins.
ngl ive never been able to picture red as an actual human, just a balanced knowing entity that knows the gods and myths thru the equivalent of "oh yeah i went to school with that kid, he was 3 years my senior" or "i was absent that day but i heard all about it from the primary source"
@@austintrigloff9562 This would mean she also has the ability to either control or pause her age, thus explaining how she was able to blend in with a bunch of schoolkids for the star incident. Though, of course, she could have localised it for us, a far more modern audience.
What’s hilarious to me is that all of these ancient civilizations collectively looked up at the night sky one time and said “hey, let’s play connect-the-dots”
@@noukan42 It's true. if like you said they jut told apart the the dots they would have died or something.Also the ancient pepople playing conect the dots with the nifgt sky is hilarios.
Yeah humans are really good at pattern recognition I mean everyone has look at a house and seen a face at lest ones the fact that they did it with stars doesn’t surprise me to much
As a city kid this is one of the reasons I can’t wait to hangout in the country. It’s wondrous to see all the stars and even the outline of the Milky Way.
I agree. I live in a small town and while it's not really out in the country u can generally see most of the stars at night and I've always loved 2 stargaze. My family went to D.C. when I was 11 & it was a major culture shock not bein able 2 see all the stars. I still don't know how people live w/o such beauty.
You know, a lot of mocking goes around, but astrology is genuinely clever with how it sets these things up. For example: "This person feels like no-one fully understands them, and is very withdrawn or private and professional as a result" was one I got just a few days ago.
Not sure where to ask, but this seems like a good comment to hijack: are the symbols beneath the constellations their names in Babylonian (or another language)? Do they say something specific? Also, I agree - Red's art is stunning!
fun fact: the orphic hymn to Heracles has the line: "your twelve deeds of valor stretch from east to west" so reds astronomical interpretation of Heracles' story sees legit
Sorry man but your wrong Hephaestus came after Zeus in some stories he’s Zeus son in other Hera’s son Zeus’s wife&sister He was/is the god of blacksmiths/volcanoes and in some stories fire or though I normally say Prometheus the fire bringing would be the god of fire
The time-traveling goatfish has obviously traveled back in time and erased the original myths about its creation so its time-traveling enemies couldn't go back in time and negate its existence. Duh.
All the other one are either cool animal or god/goddess, and then there's the Goat fish, it just there, for no reason, it have 0 lore on it, no one know what it was or why it was there, and it just there lmao.
"yo, ted, what are those two stars up there surrounded by nothing else?" "clearly it's a giant banquette held by the king of the gods celebrating his third son's half brother's nephew's second cousin's aunt's son-from-a-previous-husband's birthday! obviously!"
"The MAYANS made pisces a skeleton, why cant you be more like the MAYANS?" The double wammy of "mildly dissapointed mother" and clear skeleton superiority brings me joy
@Mullerornis Oh I know that, its just they are the one culture that seemingly is obsessed with death and skeletons but every mythology has its kinks, Egyptians had a theme of Gold and eternity, Greeks had animals and sexual inuendo, Japaneese had tradition and consistency, and finally hinduism had multiple body parts and energy. Its all a weird mess what cultures love to model their mythos after.
There's no greater sign of trust than two people sleeping on the same bed. After all, the bedroom is probably the best place to stab someone in the back
Oh man, the Aquarius sign is so much cooler in Babylonian mythology. Like, I've always been "so my sign is... a guy with a jug of water? ... Okay?" But in Babylon, my sign is a super important diety of water and life and I super dig it.
I feel the same way about Virgo. Usually just a virgin which is super boring, but the Babyloniens had a goddess of grain and compassion and other things which is a lot better.
"I'm like 85% sure that there's no time travelling goat-fish in Greek mythology." Well we can add that to the list of phrases I never thought I'd hear.
@@davidc649 you only say that because you havent me the goatfish yet. Then you will truly understand. Unfortunately. The goatfish will then take that knowledge from you......unless it already has.
I think we can all agree Red's backstory about how she was looking up at the stars was adorable. Tiny, young Red was adorable. Is adorable. Red is still adorable. That is all.
As a Pisces, I always understood the Zodiac as a device for negging me through the newspaper for my entire life. Seriously, astrologers, would it kill you to just say anything besides "stop being ambivalent and subservient" for once?
It's almost like stereotyping people based on the time of year they were born is a terrible idea. Think of all the ♋️ Cancers who needed to who needed to hear that sometimes, and didn't because horoscopes are bullcrap.
I once heard someone telling asking someone what sign they were, which they replied that theyre a scorpio. They said "So that means your violent and murderous and unkind?" And i almost lost my shit. They replied no, of course. I hate that people stereotype others. I've meet several scorpios in my life who have been the opposote of that stereotype. I feel so pissed thinking about people who refuse to open up because they've been stereotyped so much
Astrologer here!! The Sun-focused astrology of the last 30 years or so is extremely different than the astrology practiced for the last 2,000+ years. People aren't signs. Really the more accurate way to think of the zodiac is like a coordinate plane, or really, like the 12 musical semitones. Imagine if someone told you they were into music, and when you asked them who their favorite artist was they were like "Ugh C notes are the BEST, I don't really like E notes that much..." You would look at them super funny lol. That's sort of what being an astrologer is seeing the PROLIFERATION of misinformation about it because no one really cares to take it seriously. The signs are like the celestial houses of the planets! Planets being these hilariously old archetypes, that then behave in different ways based on the what region of the sky they inhabit in a certain moment. Different planets make different geometric angles with each other, and in different signs they make a kind of 5D "chord", if you will. We then experience the "arpeggio" of this chord sequentially in the 3D as our lives. That's at least my best metaphor for it. Anybody that sees this can hit me up and I'll show you how specific it can get free of charge, as seeing the bs even companies try and use to market, further delegitimizing it in the eyes of the public makes me kinda sad. As someone that's always adored myths, philosophy, psychology, and the interplay between them I avoided astrology for a long time for the same reasons as everyone else, but really horoscopic astrology (what most people think of) is not only just one branch of astrology but the most RECENT branch! Astrology is less about telling people about themselves and more about studying the qualitative nature of time itself using the planets as a reference point.
We NEED to make this a running joke on ALL future streams. Just ask, "HAVE YOU FOUND THE GOAT FISH WITH TIME POWERS YET, RED?" or something similar. Who's with me?
“There was no goat man. There was never any goat man.” Red and Blue have been asking for our favorite quotes from the channel on twitter and I have a feeling that this submission would be too late, but it would deserve it. Im cry laughing at this.
Red talking about myths: Why did Christianity retcon all these myths and make them less interesting Ancient Greece: If I don’t move maybe she won’t notice
That's not the question, really. The question is, is there anyTHING that's not Zeus' type. Because face it, this guy successfully seduces people as swans, cattle, and for all we know goatfish. I'm of the opinion he probably practiced first. On other swans, cattle and goatfish. Or maybe goats and fishes. And banks. He likely porked a bank to prep for the Shower of Gold stunt. And now my head hurts.
I have a funny inverse reaction to Red's star story. I grew up in in smallish town, not quite the countryside but definitely not a big city. Point is, I grew up with a night sky filled with stars. Later in life I moved to Coventry, to study at the university. On one night out I stopped and looked up at the sky and was fascinated to see that the sky was red. The light pollution from the city had turned the sky red. I had never seen anything like this before so I just stared up mesmerised.
Red just staring up at the stars is honestly just a mood, because they're genuinely beautiful and I love the idea of people all over the world (and universe, who knows) looking up at the same shining lights, something that connects us all
So I got a fun fact about stars in the city and a story about myself. So in 1994 there was a black out in L.A. and people started to frantically call 911 cause of a weird phenomena in the sky. They saw the milky way for the first time without the giant amout of light polution. So I'm a boy scout in the Netherlands and when we go on summer camp we go to the Eiffel area in Germany. We would make a campfire, play games and during one fateful night we where there during a meteor storm, it was great to watch them streak across the sky with a nice cold beer and great friends at my side.
"The Mayan Zodiac made Pisces a skeleton, why can't you be more like the Mayans?" I am suddenly extremely interested in the Mayan Zodiac. Also you picked the perfect outro song.
The part of the Dr. Stone anime where Senku is confused about the polar directions because it's been thousands of years and none of the stars are where they used to be made me happy. Edit: And so does the unscripted rant being scored with a rock version of Hall of the Mountain King.
I lile to entertain the concept of Astrology but I don't believe in it. My sign is Capricorn and from what I read I can actually kind of relate to it. Stubborn and can't make up his mind.
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@@danielasarmiento133 "onigiri" literally just means "held"; it's short for "nigiri meshi" or "hand-held meal;" rice traditionally typically being considered the fundamental part of a meal and everything else a side-dish. (the "o" at the front is the same deal as how tea isn't just "cha" but "ocha")
@@friedaiceborn1663 Babish did an April Fools video where he cooked jelly donuts that looked like Onigiri. He played it straight, like he'd never heard of onigiri before. It's hilarious.
I am actually really surprised Aquarius wasn't translated into Poseidon, he could be Poseidon holding a trident! Ancient Greeks didn't try with that one.
I imagine that having more to do with Poseidon being ruler of oceans, and the sky being Zeus's domain. Might be the reason Hades doesn't have a star either but I could be wrong.
My guess is that the stars usually represented dead people or commemorating events. Poseidon being still a living god wouldn’t be up there because he was on olympus or the sea
I mean, crabs, fish, and scorpions already have their water elements down. You try to fit everyone into the four element structure that only really became a universally applied thing to the zodiac with Ptolemy.
Eagles represent water, if you don’t understand the 4 ordeals / 4 elements indepth, it will seem confusing. I cant explain here, its too much, but once you know , it makes sense.
@@justafallperson2108 there’s different places, from reading but there’s tons of good TH-cam channel. If you want to read foolish fish has good book reviews (as well as explanatory vids) but mindandmagick and damien echols are some of the best on the platform. Damien echols is more advanced but he has a video on the 4 ordeal (its a live stream which I normally hate but ive watched nearly all his livestreams to completion) some of the stuff my go over your head if you dont know the basics.
As a child I was so disappointed I wasn't a sagittarius because I thought centaurs were cool. Now I'm happy I'm a Capricorn because of the discourse of time traveling goat fishes and pan wanting to be a mermaid.
A friend of mine has a roleplaying campaign where there are 12 gods associated to the Zodiacs, who created the world. Actually there's a 13th God, a serpent, but he got yeeted out of the group and lost all of his godly powers for being all chaotic and stuff, y'know chaos serpent shenanigans. In this campaign, the main characters have actually encountered that "fallen god", who has them help him regain his power back. But, spoiler (I can pretty much write the spoiler since I am sure the ones who participate in the campaign will have a 0.00000034% chance of finding this comment), this "fallen god" actually plans to destroy the entire world and kill the Zodiac gods as revenge, once he regains all his powers. It's such an epic tale... I wonder if roleplaying campaign worldbuilding and mythology might be taken seriously by future archeologists.
Actually, it's serpent bearer, the serpent itself is a constellation alone linked to that 13th God, who is Asclepius, son of Apollo, and god of healing and medicine.
You know the funny thing with Ophicus is if I had a nickel for every time including your own story that it is a villian doing some shit and trying to kill the other 12 id have three nickels. Which isn’t alot but it’s weird that it happened that often. Guess snake will always just be evil!
The Pricus/Capricorn myth was invented around 2015 by Julie Loar, a writer and astrologer for a magazine called Atlantis Rising. The magazines in the same vein as Finding Bigfoot and Ancient Aliens, and her article provided no sources that I could see.
90% of mystical texts published in any century, but double in 14th century Italy: "My source is that it felt like something a paying customer might believe."
I was always confused when I heard people talk about the constellations and how they were used to chart the sea and keep track of time and stuff, and I basically just thought to myself "I guess people in the past must've spent a long time looking for the right stars" because I had no idea how god damn bright the stars actually are
I like how Red’s fascination with stars and disinterest with astrology is so similar to my own experiences. I looked up during this one city-wide power outage, given this is China in the mid-90’a that’s actually a pretty common thing. Usually though these mass blackouts take place in the day during weekends (because the people must sacrifice personal time for the good of an industrialized society) but for whatever reason this time it took place in the middle of the night. I stayed outside for hours just staring at the stars and being mesmerized, and getting devoured by mosquitoes but it was worth it. So I have always been fascinated by stars and space but find the concept that a few stars arranged into weird shapes along this arbitrary line is suppose to indicate things about my personality and future extremely stupid and nonsensical. Of all the stars in the sky just this one random cluster is supposed to predict my entire life story? Fucking please.
Fellow Gemini, also finds astrology and horoscopes irritating. It's hilarious sometimes when some who believes in astrology tries to justify the differences between my ACTUAL personality, and the personality astrology SAYS I should have, by saying Gemini are two faced or some other BS. I'm not two faced, you're just stubborn and rude. One time a friend invited me to a party with a bunch of girls i didn't know, and at one point they started talking about what sign they were, and i was primed to roast astrology, before realizing at the last second that they were taking it SERIOUSLY and talking about their horoscopes as if it was legit or something. It was very weird and kinda unsettling how serious they took it. I felt like the only reasonable person there. Also, anyone says "that's so Gemini of you" be warned, you'll summon Red, who will promptly stab you. Have fun with that!
I will cut you- But yeah I'm also a Gemini and thats it Its cool to talk about "oh I'm this I'm that" and reading horoscopes for fun but like- actually taking astrology seriously and letting it dictate your life and personal relationships?? Thats just not good I've seen people online rejecting others cuz "Oh ur a Cancer and I'm an Aquarius and those don't match" and its just stupid as hell
Cancer's myth is kind of sad (and yes im a cancer), poor lil crab just minding it's own business then Hera decided to cast heho spell on it and it ended up getting squashed. I hope they're ok up there...
Leos: "Hey, at least getting squished is a quick, painless end, and it was from a *dragon*, one of the coolest things ever! Meanwhile, *we* ended up getting freaking *skinned* by a dude going waaaayy too far just to get laid. Went from being a god-lion just chilling in the sky under the Babylonians to being someone's throw rug."
@@AnInsideJoke also Hercules wasn’t trying to get laid, but was doing tasks to be forgiven for slaying his family after Hera put him under a spell of madness
You know if you think about it, Red is a great example of someone who can do whatever they want. With talents in many forms of art, from gaming to sing to heck making videos on youtube! It shows she has skill! And as JoCat once sang: " you go girl"
@@clementgoh9270 In one Mesopotamian legend, Ea, who is both Capricorn and Aquarius, had created Cancer (the crab) as originally a turtle, and used this turtle as a security-system, and giving it a temperament that caused it to nip the heels of intruders. I've not found specifics on the size of this supposed turtle, but it apparently burrowed underground to spring-trap people who got too close, and would hold them hostage until Ea could deal with them.. Ninja guard-turtle X3
Astrologers don't consider it a science. We moreso consider it an art. "Divine Art" if you will. We do use math though, so if you don't like math, ignore it lol
I don’t relate to the story about Red’s group leaving her. But I can relate to being mesmerized by the stars. While I was on vacation a few weeks ago I was out on the pier one night and I looked up and I was so amazed that I was finally seeing the stars in all their glory.
"There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no time travelling Goatman and goatfish"
I wish that I had a goatman to hold me into his arms...
I love you Tanngrisnir-sama.
Yeee Megamind reference
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Plot twist: The time-traveling goat-fish removed itself from Greek Mythology so it can time travel without anyone realizing.
We’re on to you, goat-fish. We’re on to you.
No wonder why researchers haven't found anything about it
What have u done you've angered him his fury has no bounds. Its just a matter of time before he comes raining hellfire destroying cities with his goatish hell spawn even the gods fear and you've angered him don't run don't hide accept your fate and open your arms to his righteous fury.
Goat fish finna pull a goat simulator on us 😱
As a goat fish, I can confirm.
@@pigeonspigeonspigeons That was a sign of the goatih, he gained influence.
No red mustnt anger the goatfish!
Red losing her mind over the time travelling goatfish was a blessing.
The goatfish is a lie!
Source: I am a goatfish
plot twist red is the goatfish
I am a Goatfish! Capricorn here! ✋♑🐐🐟
WHERE ARE YOU GOATMAN???
This story seems highly unlikely to be true.
But God do I wish it was.
"There is no time-traveling goat fish in Greek mythology."
Well, my evening is ruined.
There's a time-traveling doggo made by Hephaestus to guard baby Zeus. The dog is never mentioned to have time-traveling powers, but it makes sense in my mind.
@@coolhorselover234 What if the doggo was the real goatfish all along!
@@blackstar_e4399 the real time travelling goatfishes were the doggos we made along the way
Is anyone here Greek? Just straight up make a new myth about the time traveling goat fish
@@wren_.Will do -A greek
"Thats such a Gemini thing to say"
"I will cut you"
So damn relatable
Hell yeah
So gemini
Must admit, referencing zodiac signs when people say they hate astrology is very fun.
Legit facts
Gemini here!
Random person: "wow, that's such a Gemini thing to say."
Red: "I will cut you!"
Also Red: "Gemini cut people up on their way to the underworld"
You sir have won the award for most ironic comment call-out award
I mean yeah
So Red’s a Gemini? 😆
That was a very Gemini thing to say in response.
I am afraid I cannot comment, t'would be a forbidden number.
"The _Mayan_ zodiac made Pisces a skeleton. Why can't you be more like the Mayans?"
Red is the disapproving parent of world mythology and I love it.
How great would it be to have a second channel where Red is actually the disapproving mythology parent?
I love the fact that “the infamous boob incident” is actually an important part of a real myth involving infant Heracles.
I desperately need the context for that one
@@ryancarrell3186 basically, heracles is found abandoned, hera takes pity on the baby (the only time she will ever pity Heracles) and breastfeeds the baby. However, heracles jaw is super strong and he bites her, causing Hera to pull back and goddess boob juice to spill across the sky, creating the Milky Way (hence the "Milk" part)
@@bobthegamingtaco6073Well, Zeus "finds" his illegitimate son, adopts him, and names him after his wife Hera, to appease her pride. Hera accepts Heracles as her son and nurses him, giving him his super strength beyond even that of typical demigods. The incident occurs. When Hera finds out that he is Zeus' son, and that Zeus literally tricked her into raising the baby he had with another woman, she vows to make Heracles life a living Tartarus, in order to get back at Zeus. Any time he steps out of line, she slaps him with impossible tasks as punishment. It's always the kids who suffer in these broken relationships.
Funny how some people are reading all this on their Samsung Galaxy devices, AKA "space tits."
tbh that could also apply to krishna
Little Red staring up at the stars looks like a child discovering their magical protagonist powers
YES
Whose to say that's not what happened?
Well the cosmos is so vast that just staring at it is enough to give someone an existential crisis or drive them into madness.
It is what happened! It's when her bard powers settled in.
@@todddempsey1277 HP Lovecraft would like to know your location
Sometimes I forget that Red used to be a child who didn't know shit, and wasn't always a spirit of knowledge drifting infinitely through existence telling stories to wayward travelers
As far as we know
But maybe she is Odin
@@phibu1285 aestetics are way off tho
I theorise she's Hestia. Red colour theme, fiery personality, asexual, it all makes sense.
@@defensivekobra3873 did you forget she did say Odin would often disguise himself as "conspicuously NOT Odin?"
@@eleanormellor7905 yes but she meant that in like an ironic manner as in "look at this old bearded man in robes that totally isint odin"
When you were a child stargazing, did you happen to see "Colours-unlike-any-seen-on-earth"?
She did summarized the book an i'll bit
The colours are so bright the colours feel so right
And the stars made shapes with unnatural angles
You are both my favorite and my least favorite person.
@かたわれ時 I didn't, halp
I love how I'm so accustomed to Red's art style as meaning "ancient history/mythos" that the anecdote at the start comes across as some intriguing legend instead of midwest stargazing
The ancient Midwestern mythos
The Lore of Red
@@justafallperson2108 wake up babe new red lore dropped
@@brennahehman5579 What? Really?
I love how she says stuff
"...and there was no goat-man. There was never any goat-man."
-Red
until Saturday Night Live brought you Goatboy...
What if the Zodiac Killer was a goat-man all along
The Zodiac Killer was a satyr?
[Danny_Devito has entered the chat]
I’m dancing on your bridge, Goat Man
Little Red seeing the stars away from city lights is so pure.
I am the funniest TH-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear era
When I was younger I lived in a very rural area, on some property. And during this time my family invited a group of girls to stay the night at our house; they were a part of a traveling choir from inner Houston Texas.
My mom had activities(tm) planned but after dark they went out to do said activities, but all just stopped and looked at the stars. So instead of a bonfire and games we just took all of the blankets out of the house and laid them in the back yard. And until probably close to midnight or beyond, a dozen or so teenage girls laid out in our yard and stargazed.
I really took the stars for granted until that moment, and I dearly miss them whenever I cant see them.
I pretty much has that response to seeing the star the first time I went on camp. The camp leaders took us out into the bush to look at the stars. Everyone else couldn't care less. However, I sat there in complete awe over the number of stars I could see. I stared and stared until I couldn't heard what the camp leaders were saying. It was amazing to stare that them. I still have moments when I just stare at them and get lost in time for a little while.
Not you again @@AxxLAfriku why are you always so hysterically creepy?
@@AspienPadda I see him like everywhere, I don't get why.
I love how Red's horoscope is just a bunch of warnings against tropes
Moral of the video
Same, I just heard Chekhov's Gun and cackled
That would be the joke. Every horoscope is essentially the same, with slight variances in word choice and sentence structure/composition.
Stick to what you know, I suppose.
Also, that last one as Red faded out, (from the captions) appeared to be "If you're two weeks away from retirement, for God's sakes, keep it to yourself."
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement lmao I find so funny that you make a general assumption from a small sample , and said assumption is to make fun of what you just did 😂
"I am 85% sure that there is no time travelling goatfish in Greek mythology" is probably my favorite OSP quote yet.
Sameeee
Imagine the out-of-context potential it have ✨
16:10 perfect lol
What about “Me and the stars go way back!”
Red: "There was no Goatman..."
Shane Madej "I'VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THAT FOR *YEARS*"
Crossover, nice.
Me: "Yeah, but we actually care about what Red has to say."
“I disrespect your mythological significance, goatman!”
"this is my Zodiac now! Fuck you, Goatman!"
By the power invested in me I officially elevate this comment to legendary status.
Just saying, but staring up at the stars for hours and being left behind by a group without realizing is probably the most protagonist thing I can think of a kid doing.
Truuuuee there's always that one character that's like "and the wonderful, shining glory.. I couldn't tear my eyes away, though I knew I must look a fool" is like so typical and "ooh shiny" that I don't know how.I didn't think of this XD
And that is why red is the main character and we are all just extras.
In this episode: Red discovers Star Magic
@@ssun9074 very cool
@@playskahoot our lives are the OSP-expanded-universe
Red: "You try justifying a goat fish"
Some guy in the 70s: "My mission is clear."
Underappreciated comment
🤣
@Gemmariah Beadle Holy cow....I mean goat fish.
@Gemmariah Beadle WELL EXCUSE ME! Proud goat-fish here
@Gemmariah Beadle WHEN AND WHERE??
Twins having different fathers is one of those things you'd think was just mythological nonsense, but apparently it's entirely possible for fraternal twins.
Yep, tho it's far more rare than mythology would have you think
I’d argue that, technically, that makes them NOT twins, but that’s a taxonomical discussion that probably NONE of us are qualified to settle.
@@phastinemoon it’s actually an etymological discussion, and many people are qualified to settle it, including me.
Twins is literally just “two things made together.” We have separated it into fraternal twins and maternal twins, to denote the typing because the “twin” descriptor has no input on specific parentage mechanics.
Technically, twins apply to anything made in a pair. Shoes that go together and were made together are also twins (linguistically) even if they belong to different sides feet.
Soooo… the more you know? I didn’t plan an exit to this post, maybe I should jus-
It’s also apparently a very common thing in dogs, puppies from the same litter can have different fathers and end up looking wildly different from each other, which is pretty neat
@@demonzabrak I mean, language is
made up, anyway.
I’m thinking of the definition used in medical terms - two children who have the same birthdate AND the same set of parents. We have the distinction between identical and fraternal twins, depending on how the egg/sperm mechanics worked. But if either of them had different fathers, they’re not considered twins.
“And next we have the goatfish. Half goat, half fish, all Goatfish.”
No no, she got a point
Bare with me here... time travelling goatfish.
Travels through time bu tmust be kept suspended half in water, half on grass or it will drown.
Hey we’re getting some red backstory
Heck yeah!
Yay
More OSP lore !
Wonder what the next arc will bring. Cyan’s?
Red lore
Red is basically the headstrong curious shounen anime main character.
Red: "Agh! My Hubris!"
Yeah it’s no wonder she quite likes those characters
She's even got the hubris.
@@merrittanimation7721 "Agh. My Hubris!"
How ironic. A person who talks about tropes ends up falling victim to them.
Knights of the Zodiac?
*Red:* THERE IS NO GOATMAN INTERNET
*Shane:* *It's my myth now, goatman.*
... You mean goatfish right?
They will tell tales of ME, GOATMAN.
Your bridge belongs to me now
@@iliveinatrashcan752 it's still shane's myth now-
Hello Buzzfeed Fan
Okay tiny Red in an oversized jacket is officially the cutest
Yep
Girls in general in oversized jackets are the best
I know right! :) :)
Smol red is always cute
*agreed*
“Me and the stars go way back” sounds so much like something an immortal would say. Wait, hold on-
hol' up
Red is a immortal mythologist confirmed
go a few comments down it's there
ngl ive never been able to picture red as an actual human, just a balanced knowing entity that knows the gods and myths thru the equivalent of "oh yeah i went to school with that kid, he was 3 years my senior" or "i was absent that day but i heard all about it from the primary source"
@@austintrigloff9562 This would mean she also has the ability to either control or pause her age, thus explaining how she was able to blend in with a bunch of schoolkids for the star incident. Though, of course, she could have localised it for us, a far more modern audience.
What’s hilarious to me is that all of these ancient civilizations collectively looked up at the night sky one time and said “hey, let’s play connect-the-dots”
They kinda had to for orientieering reasons. What is easier, to try and tell apart dots or to train yourself into seeing the goat fish?
@@noukan42 It's true. if like you said they jut told apart the the dots they would have died or something.Also the ancient pepople playing conect the dots with the nifgt sky is hilarios.
Our brains just like to organize things, I guess.
Yeah humans are really good at pattern recognition I mean everyone has look at a house and seen a face at lest ones the fact that they did it with stars doesn’t surprise me to much
@@noukan42 Well, a goat fish is a very hard thing to unsee.
The lack of stars in the city is actually really trippy for county kids, it’s seriously unnerving and gives me a headache looking for them.
It's a "Why is the sky one color" feeling, right?
As a city kid this is one of the reasons I can’t wait to hangout in the country. It’s wondrous to see all the stars and even the outline of the Milky Way.
Wanna find a star?
Look in the mirror
it literally does
it makes me sad lmao
I agree. I live in a small town and while it's not really out in the country u can generally see most of the stars at night and I've always loved 2 stargaze. My family went to D.C. when I was 11 & it was a major culture shock not bein able 2 see all the stars. I still don't know how people live w/o such beauty.
All horoscopes:
“Some people like you, and some people don’t. You’re probably living right now. You need to do work.”
Horoscopes be like "you like People and Places and Things" Wow gosh how did they know?
"You will shit today" Oh may God, how? how is it just like so accurate?
You know, a lot of mocking goes around, but astrology is genuinely clever with how it sets these things up. For example: "This person feels like no-one fully understands them, and is very withdrawn or private and professional as a result" was one I got just a few days ago.
Omg I know those by memory now thanks to that radio station they always put on the bus ...
Thier always so vague as well
Why is no one talking about Red's absolutely breathtaking constellation art?
Not sure where to ask, but this seems like a good comment to hijack: are the symbols beneath the constellations their names in Babylonian (or another language)? Do they say something specific?
Also, I agree - Red's art is stunning!
@@ew6483 yes.
@@ew6483 yeah the writing under them are their names in Akkadian
@@Alice-gr1kb Thank you :)
Also the way she drew lil kid Red in the oversized fluffy parka is so adorable
"The infamous boob incident"
This is what I will forever call this tale. No other title can do it justice.
TIT-le
The Milky Hera incident.
"How'd all those bright things get up there?"
"Boobs."
-Ancient Greece
One thing about it... I'm going to enjoy the parental meltdown the very next time someone asks me why they call it the "Milky Way"... ;o)
fun fact: the orphic hymn to Heracles has the line: "your twelve deeds of valor stretch from east to west"
so reds astronomical interpretation of Heracles' story sees legit
"I don't think Greek Mythology ever features time travel."
*Gold dog created by Hephaestus to guard baby Zeus:* 👀
Still not time travel! Just blatant temporal contradiction. Mythology generally takes that in stride.
Sorry man but your wrong Hephaestus came after Zeus in some stories he’s Zeus son in other Hera’s son Zeus’s wife&sister
He was/is the god of blacksmiths/volcanoes and in some stories fire or though I normally say Prometheus the fire bringing would be the god of fire
@@toddwaring8929 Yes, the fact that Hephaestus is Zeus’ son yet somehow created a golden dog that guarded Zeus as a baby is literally the joke.
@@Cheezbuckets sorry mate miss read the joke for a fact I’m not the brightest person
@@toddwaring8929 woosh
"I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical."
- Arthur C. Clarke
I'm a Sagittarius too and watching this wondering what's factual or created. Lolololol!!
I can never forget this quote after playing Civ 6. Sean Bean narrates it to you early on in every game
i am sagiyyarius too
"I am a woman of science. Or at least that's what my horoscope says." -Stacy, Phineas and Ferb.
Yes we are.
The time-traveling goatfish has obviously traveled back in time and erased the original myths about its creation so its time-traveling enemies couldn't go back in time and negate its existence. Duh.
Mystery solved, give that man a gold star
The greatest trick the time-traveling goat fish ever pulled was convincing people it never existed.
This only makes me respect the Goatfish even more. I may be represented by a literal Chimera, but that will never be as cool as time travel
* Bites the dust theme starts*
@@notesmaker204 *Vibing to it*
As a Capricorn, the time you spent ranting about how there is no Greek source for Capricorn filled me with a strange joy.
I mean, Capricorn is literally mermaid goat. Just- mermaid goat. Let the sea goat vibe
All the other one are either cool animal or god/goddess, and then there's the Goat fish, it just there, for no reason, it have 0 lore on it, no one know what it was or why it was there, and it just there lmao.
As a fellow Capricorn, I agree
Capricorn is based on Mesopotamian Enki pre-dating Greeks.
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"yo, ted, what are those two stars up there surrounded by nothing else?"
"clearly it's a giant banquette held by the king of the gods celebrating his third son's half brother's nephew's second cousin's aunt's son-from-a-previous-husband's birthday! obviously!"
Easy explanation: "Those stars are God X and God Y meeting." 300 retellings later: "So anyway literally everyone was there."
Lmao
"Excellent!" _air guitar_
The constellation is about goat-fish
Source: dude, trust me.
Well that part was correct. They just didn't time travel
Source: me , I AM THE GOATFISH
source: it is known
My take? Either go with the Babylonians or just say pan was messing with some humans. That's how I deal with it.
Source: "it was shown to me in a dream"
"The MAYANS made pisces a skeleton, why cant you be more like the MAYANS?"
The double wammy of "mildly dissapointed mother" and clear skeleton superiority brings me joy
Skeleton? So the Mayans were basically spooktober experts before memes were a thing, huh interesting.
@Mullerornis Oh I know that, its just they are the one culture that seemingly is obsessed with death and skeletons but every mythology has its kinks, Egyptians had a theme of Gold and eternity, Greeks had animals and sexual inuendo, Japaneese had tradition and consistency, and finally hinduism had multiple body parts and energy. Its all a weird mess what cultures love to model their mythos after.
What’s your zodiac?
✨S K E L E T O N✨
Fr I’m a Pisces lol
@@ftsataros25 I used to be terrified of skeletons as a child lol
another pisces here
@@yammoto148 don't forget that Egyptians were also really into furries, apparently.
The idea that Aphrodite protected Eros by turning him into a fish and tying him to her while they swim is adorable to me 😅
“Mother, what the fuck are you doing”
Mythology is cool and all but TINY RED TINY RED TINY RED
Why did I read this as tiny nerd? 😅
TINY RED! CUTE RED
Yes.
Floffy I completely agree!
I was just about to comment how cute tiny red looked!
Clearly Pricus's time meddling erased the primary source of his myth.
You sound like a man who is familiar with the temporally mobile.
@@hellocentral5551 what?
@@jmassagetherapist6773 Time is moving, you being dragged along with it. Not everyone is.
@@hellocentral5551 we call those temporally challenged
@@vaclavjebavy5118 And who is "we". I would love to get in touch. Name a time and place. ;)
"Cup-bearer"
High-ranking and trusted officer, or another ancient gay sex joke?
Possibly both! The world will never know.
PROBABLY both, since it's Zeus
There's no greater sign of trust than two people sleeping on the same bed. After all, the bedroom is probably the best place to stab someone in the back
perfect BFF or secret BF/GF position for any wanne be ruler
@Clock Murph yes but I think that OP was referring to Ganymede, the male cupbearer who had a lot of sex with Zeus
this makes it all the more funny to me, because I’m an Aquarius
Oh man, the Aquarius sign is so much cooler in Babylonian mythology. Like, I've always been "so my sign is... a guy with a jug of water? ... Okay?" But in Babylon, my sign is a super important diety of water and life and I super dig it.
I am 1 year late yes but the Aquarius sign would probably say “baby im not even here, im just an object”
I feel the same way about Virgo. Usually just a virgin which is super boring, but the Babyloniens had a goddess of grain and compassion and other things which is a lot better.
"I'm like 85% sure that there's no time travelling goat-fish in Greek mythology."
Well we can add that to the list of phrases I never thought I'd hear.
it went back in time and undid evidence of its existence, obviously
The probability for a time traveling goat-fish is rare but not 0
@@davidc649 you only say that because you havent me the goatfish yet. Then you will truly understand. Unfortunately. The goatfish will then take that knowledge from you......unless it already has.
@@blackc1479 My...God. How could i be so foolish
@@davidc649 and now the goat must return....
"So much bull related stuff with Zeus"
Is it cause he's full of bullshi-
Makes sense
*AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!*
Is it cause he’s full of bullish- *_ZAP!!_*
@@bionicdragon5 *HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT*
@@princeofvos *HE ZAPPED!*
I think we can all agree Red's backstory about how she was looking up at the stars was adorable.
Tiny, young Red was adorable. Is adorable.
Red is still adorable. That is all.
I went looking for this comment
Nobody is going to shut up about Tiny Red for a while, and I know EXACTLY who that is going to tick off.
@@hellocentral5551 Both Tiny Red AND Big Red!
@@WebofHope YYYEP!
@@maddie9602 Are we still punishing her for her Hubris?
As a Pisces, I always understood the Zodiac as a device for negging me through the newspaper for my entire life. Seriously, astrologers, would it kill you to just say anything besides "stop being ambivalent and subservient" for once?
I usually got "stop being so forceful". I was very confused. Pisces + introvert doesn't equal forceful
It's almost like stereotyping people based on the time of year they were born is a terrible idea.
Think of all the ♋️ Cancers who needed to who needed to hear that sometimes, and didn't because horoscopes are bullcrap.
well maybe if you’d stopped being so ambivilant and subservient they would
I once heard someone telling asking someone what sign they were, which they replied that theyre a scorpio. They said "So that means your violent and murderous and unkind?" And i almost lost my shit. They replied no, of course. I hate that people stereotype others. I've meet several scorpios in my life who have been the opposote of that stereotype. I feel so pissed thinking about people who refuse to open up because they've been stereotyped so much
Astrologer here!! The Sun-focused astrology of the last 30 years or so is extremely different than the astrology practiced for the last 2,000+ years. People aren't signs. Really the more accurate way to think of the zodiac is like a coordinate plane, or really, like the 12 musical semitones. Imagine if someone told you they were into music, and when you asked them who their favorite artist was they were like "Ugh C notes are the BEST, I don't really like E notes that much..." You would look at them super funny lol. That's sort of what being an astrologer is seeing the PROLIFERATION of misinformation about it because no one really cares to take it seriously. The signs are like the celestial houses of the planets! Planets being these hilariously old archetypes, that then behave in different ways based on the what region of the sky they inhabit in a certain moment. Different planets make different geometric angles with each other, and in different signs they make a kind of 5D "chord", if you will. We then experience the "arpeggio" of this chord sequentially in the 3D as our lives. That's at least my best metaphor for it. Anybody that sees this can hit me up and I'll show you how specific it can get free of charge, as seeing the bs even companies try and use to market, further delegitimizing it in the eyes of the public makes me kinda sad. As someone that's always adored myths, philosophy, psychology, and the interplay between them I avoided astrology for a long time for the same reasons as everyone else, but really horoscopic astrology (what most people think of) is not only just one branch of astrology but the most RECENT branch! Astrology is less about telling people about themselves and more about studying the qualitative nature of time itself using the planets as a reference point.
“WHERES THE STUPID GOAT FISH WITH TIME POWERS?!?” -Red 2020
This year just keeps on disappointing
I will soooooo use this as a quote someday!
We NEED to make this a running joke on ALL future streams. Just ask, "HAVE YOU FOUND THE GOAT FISH WITH TIME POWERS YET, RED?" or something similar. Who's with me?
I’ve heard that myth somewhere, but for the life of me I have no idea where.
@@Arelenedhel DANG-IT, GEEKY! You're our only source!
The Babylonians- Libra represents the scales of justice, the sacred foundations upon which society itself is made!!
The Egyptians- lol it a boat
Maybe not just a boat, but Ra's Boat
It's always either a snake or a boat
To be fair, water-travel would have been a major concern for them.
I was not prepared for the lol its a boat thing and startled myself with my sudden laughter
Well to be fair boats are very important in Egyptian mythology
"Two fish and a rope? Surely we can do something more interesting than that."
Aphrodite: I need tuna-chucks!
If you look well the fishes constellation it likes an uterus 🤔. Surely more interesting
You ever gotten slapped by a fish? Imagine that, but with Tactical Strength.
Fish Chucks
@@jackofclubs6229 I'll take your entire stock!
missed opportunity for tu-nunchucks/tuna-nchucks
@@cyndrift true, but I didn't miss an opportunity for a Kung Pow: Enter the Fist reference.
Anyone wanna start a petition for Red to talk about the Eastern Zodiac?
umm, heck yeah!
Chinese Zodiac like in Fruits Basket
sign me up
Good job
“There was no goat man. There was never any goat man.”
Red and Blue have been asking for our favorite quotes from the channel on twitter and I have a feeling that this submission would be too late, but it would deserve it. Im cry laughing at this.
I think the bit that sold it was the accusation in her voice, lmao, like 'I WAS PROMISED A GOAT MAN, DAMMIT! I WAS LIED TO!!'
This has easily become my favorite quote of all time.
I'm not on twitter so please nominate "Lets get dome to buisness" or "Give a hoot, don't polute, it aml right there in the bible"
*cries for Grover*
It made me laugh so hard, she sounded so pissed
Red: Here's your horoscope- *starts listing off every trope in her arsenal*
I mean it always applies because horoscopes are at best completely inconsequential.
Red talking about myths: Why did Christianity retcon all these myths and make them less interesting
Ancient Greece: If I don’t move maybe she won’t notice
Lol it's a very Interesting and true fact
I would give you a like but you have 666, so.... leave it.
İSLAM: Carefully hides Arabic deities, Tengrism indo-Iranian religions and more
@Mr. Al The bible (New and Old Testament) itself is specifically what they're referencing.
On this note i wish all the old religions survived so we could see how they evolved over time
Ishtar: She's Everything
Tamus: and he's Just Ken
Note to self: Researching time-travelling goat-fish us as effective at inciting madness as the sight of most Lovecraftian beings.
They're like mysterious colors, never before seen on earth-
@@merrittanimation7721 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Goat-fish could probably be easily put into lovecraft.
@@jeffreyseamons5514 Somebody make a time-machine and get him to write them in somewhere
@@thornless_flora We need to find capricorn! only the goat fish can resolve this great blunder!
“you try justifying the goatfish“
This is the exact type of question that led to fake stories about a time traveling goat-man
Time-traveling goat fish-man: Would like a word or two with you - now or later will do.
"Ganymede: Unfortunately Zeus' type"
Is.... is there anyone that's *_not_* Zeus' type?
Ugly people.
Hahahahahahaha. This deserved more love.
That's not the question, really.
The question is, is there anyTHING that's not Zeus' type. Because face it, this guy successfully seduces people as swans, cattle, and for all we know goatfish. I'm of the opinion he probably practiced first. On other swans, cattle and goatfish. Or maybe goats and fishes.
And banks. He likely porked a bank to prep for the Shower of Gold stunt.
And now my head hurts.
Hera
@@danielledoeswhat ....Fair point
I have a funny inverse reaction to Red's star story. I grew up in in smallish town, not quite the countryside but definitely not a big city. Point is, I grew up with a night sky filled with stars. Later in life I moved to Coventry, to study at the university. On one night out I stopped and looked up at the sky and was fascinated to see that the sky was red. The light pollution from the city had turned the sky red. I had never seen anything like this before so I just stared up mesmerised.
"And for the record, if 'cupbearer' is a euphemism, it's a really nasty one."
It's Zeus Red - what do you expect?
Yup
Can’t keep it in his pants
I actually laughed out loud at that one.
Ancient Greece: No kink-shame.
Well you see, Zeus turned himself into a goblet and impregnated this woman...
Greeks: "Any ideas for this constellation?"
Someone: "Go fish..."
Greeks: "Goat-fish" Nice one!"
Someone: "I didn't... I said... Oh, forget it..."
Greeks: "Forge. Okay!"
I love how "Hall of the Mountain-King" plays during the unscripted rant. It fits perfectly with that sort of rant.
Very fitting for a mountain goat constellation
And it only makes me wonder what the soundtrack it interrupted it was. I KNOW I’ve heard it before... but where?
I didn't even notice! I was too absorbed in what she was saying. I'll have to go back and watch it again - and listen better
You looked straight into THE INFINITE MALIGNITY OF THE STARS as a kid and survived the experience, im hella impressed Red.
I need the phrase "Where's the time-travelling goatman, internet?!" on a coffee mug
As a capricorn, i need that merch.
This video had so many out-of-context-quotes that I can't even pick one
I want that so bad now.
I'd prefer a t-shirt, I don't have space for mugs anymore
I need “there was never any goat man” written on the bottom of that mug
Red just staring up at the stars is honestly just a mood, because they're genuinely beautiful and I love the idea of people all over the world (and universe, who knows) looking up at the same shining lights, something that connects us all
So I got a fun fact about stars in the city and a story about myself. So in 1994 there was a black out in L.A. and people started to frantically call 911 cause of a weird phenomena in the sky. They saw the milky way for the first time without the giant amout of light polution.
So I'm a boy scout in the Netherlands and when we go on summer camp we go to the Eiffel area in Germany. We would make a campfire, play games and during one fateful night we where there during a meteor storm, it was great to watch them streak across the sky with a nice cold beer and great friends at my side.
Red: *makes a video about Zodiac*
Everyone: SMOL RED
“Coming this summer - one man’s journey to the underworld because he’s super dead!” That cracked me up!
I seriously want to hear you talk about the Chinese zodiac
AND THE MAYAN ZODIAC!!! and the polynesian zodiac 😭😭
I would like to know what exactly it means that I'm a wooden rooster
@@fakename1799 wood is the element in which your connected toRooster is the animal of the zodiac Iin which year your born.
@@arcrue5455 I know that much, but I need to know why the Frick the rooster constellation got his horns yanked from him
Wasn't it a race?
As a greek i can pretty much confirm that their is no time traveling fish-goats in our mythology.
Name checks out.
That would be awesome though.
Then add one...
@@ghostnebula8805 i made sure my name is as generic as it can possibly be
would you say you're a greek geek? I'll see myself out
"The Mayan Zodiac made Pisces a skeleton, why can't you be more like the Mayans?"
I am suddenly extremely interested in the Mayan Zodiac.
Also you picked the perfect outro song.
Agreed
Lmao fr or a babylonian god and sparrow?? Like ... YALL CHOSE A FISH... OVER THAT..
Thx
The part of the Dr. Stone anime where Senku is confused about the polar directions because it's been thousands of years and none of the stars are where they used to be made me happy.
Edit: And so does the unscripted rant being scored with a rock version of Hall of the Mountain King.
"That's such a Gemini thing to say."
*"I will cut you."*
That's me when someone tries to convince me Astrology is a real science.
At best, astrology is a vital part of a culture that isn't mine. That's why I don't personally practice it myself.
I lile to entertain the concept of Astrology but I don't believe in it. My sign is Capricorn and from what I read I can actually kind of relate to it. Stubborn and can't make up his mind.
@@tuckinatorinator787 For the same reasons that tarot card readings function: go vague enough and you will relate to anything
Let's just not judge people on flukes of birth they'd no control over
@@eriks1765
But if we are to do that, then I'll quote Irish comedian Dara O'Briain.
"Astrology is way better than racism"
Imagine hoping to find out some cool backstory and finding out your zodiac is basically just Zeus's boytoy
welcome to the club
@@HungerGamesFan00 the bottoms for Zeus club
Edit: Assigned bottom at birth
Librrans get the worse i get: ow, for some time your cosntellation became jsut scorpion claws
Yeah, just go with Ea. Ea is badass.
@@alexbrewer9930 oh damn, I didnt evem put together that Ea was the babylonians name for Enkidu until I googled it
"The same reason Pokemon told me THIS (cuts to rice balls) is a jelly donut."
and cue the uncontrollable laughter from me
"Jelly filled donuts are my favorite!"
@@countdeville4146 Alart
9,18,27
Ashley's Thighs are the most upvoted
You need to know where to use the codes you can't just Google them
Astolfo the best girl 👀😛😂
@@danielasarmiento133 "onigiri" literally just means "held"; it's short for "nigiri meshi" or "hand-held meal;" rice traditionally typically being considered the fundamental part of a meal and everything else a side-dish. (the "o" at the front is the same deal as how tea isn't just "cha" but "ocha")
This is literaly the first place I have ever seen anyone other than me even taking note of this at all.
@@friedaiceborn1663 Babish did an April Fools video where he cooked jelly donuts that looked like Onigiri. He played it straight, like he'd never heard of onigiri before. It's hilarious.
I am actually really surprised Aquarius wasn't translated into Poseidon, he could be Poseidon holding a trident! Ancient Greeks didn't try with that one.
I imagine that having more to do with Poseidon being ruler of oceans, and the sky being Zeus's domain. Might be the reason Hades doesn't have a star either but I could be wrong.
My guess is that the stars usually represented dead people or commemorating events. Poseidon being still a living god wouldn’t be up there because he was on olympus or the sea
@@FioreCiliegia you're probably right. I might just be salty cause I got stuck with one of the lame constellations as my sign
What I find funny about the zodiacs is that Aquarius is LITERALLY a WATER BEARER or just straight up WATER, but it's considered an air zodiac-
I mean, crabs, fish, and scorpions already have their water elements down.
You try to fit everyone into the four element structure that only really became a universally applied thing to the zodiac with Ptolemy.
Eagles represent water, if you don’t understand the 4 ordeals / 4 elements indepth, it will seem confusing. I cant explain here, its too much, but once you know , it makes sense.
@@shitocodone8940 Where can I find this info? Cause that's been buggin' me for a while.
@@justafallperson2108 there’s different places, from reading but there’s tons of good TH-cam channel. If you want to read foolish fish has good book reviews (as well as explanatory vids) but mindandmagick and damien echols are some of the best on the platform. Damien echols is more advanced but he has a video on the 4 ordeal (its a live stream which I normally hate but ive watched nearly all his livestreams to completion) some of the stuff my go over your head if you dont know the basics.
WHAT WHY T-T
“Why is Aquarius a water jug? the same reason pokemon told us THIS was a jelly doughnut.”
XD fucking gold.
I know, that slayed me
Thats literally a riceball 🤣
Best one-liner of the vid hands down.
4kids strikes again.
@@Ausholliday15 Pardon my inner grammar nerd here. I know what you mean, but technically, it's "slew". I'll just... *slinks back to the library*
As a child I was so disappointed I wasn't a sagittarius because I thought centaurs were cool. Now I'm happy I'm a Capricorn because of the discourse of time traveling goat fishes and pan wanting to be a mermaid.
A friend of mine has a roleplaying campaign where there are 12 gods associated to the Zodiacs, who created the world. Actually there's a 13th God, a serpent, but he got yeeted out of the group and lost all of his godly powers for being all chaotic and stuff, y'know chaos serpent shenanigans. In this campaign, the main characters have actually encountered that "fallen god", who has them help him regain his power back. But, spoiler (I can pretty much write the spoiler since I am sure the ones who participate in the campaign will have a 0.00000034% chance of finding this comment), this "fallen god" actually plans to destroy the entire world and kill the Zodiac gods as revenge, once he regains all his powers. It's such an epic tale... I wonder if roleplaying campaign worldbuilding and mythology might be taken seriously by future archeologists.
Actually, it's serpent bearer, the serpent itself is a constellation alone linked to that 13th God, who is Asclepius, son of Apollo, and god of healing and medicine.
Carve depictions of certain scenes into stone. It'll have a slightly better chance of getting preserved for future generations
You know the funny thing with Ophicus is if I had a nickel for every time including your own story that it is a villian doing some shit and trying to kill the other 12 id have three nickels. Which isn’t alot but it’s weird that it happened that often. Guess snake will always just be evil!
Realta
"I'm like 80% sure, that there is no time traveling goat-fish"
Red ... are you having an episode? Do you need help? Will this be a new shirt design?
It had better be a new shirt. I'd rock that in a heartbeat.
I'd wear it.
Red if you read this I beg of you to make this a shirt. Or maybe the "there was no goat man. There was Never any goat man."
The Pricus/Capricorn myth was invented around 2015 by Julie Loar, a writer and astrologer for a magazine called Atlantis Rising. The magazines in the same vein as Finding Bigfoot and Ancient Aliens, and her article provided no sources that I could see.
Well at least there IS a source on where the story came from.
@@klickonthat5244 Julie Loar: My source is that I made it the fuck up.
@@RedWizrobe Same source as plenty of Victorian historians, apparently.
@@RedWizrobe “Source?”
“It was revealed to me in a dream”
90% of mystical texts published in any century, but double in 14th century Italy: "My source is that it felt like something a paying customer might believe."
Reds story at the beginning is kinda sad. I forget that not every kid can just stare at the stars out of their window
I saw Orion for the first time last night. I am 19 years old.
The Star Maps app helps when I can't recognize the few I can see😔
I was always confused when I heard people talk about the constellations and how they were used to chart the sea and keep track of time and stuff, and I basically just thought to myself "I guess people in the past must've spent a long time looking for the right stars" because I had no idea how god damn bright the stars actually are
@@ewanstewart2001 I have yet to see how bright they can be so I'm still in that phase haha
@@ewanstewart2001 Right?!?
I like how Red’s fascination with stars and disinterest with astrology is so similar to my own experiences. I looked up during this one city-wide power outage, given this is China in the mid-90’a that’s actually a pretty common thing. Usually though these mass blackouts take place in the day during weekends (because the people must sacrifice personal time for the good of an industrialized society) but for whatever reason this time it took place in the middle of the night. I stayed outside for hours just staring at the stars and being mesmerized, and getting devoured by mosquitoes but it was worth it. So I have always been fascinated by stars and space but find the concept that a few stars arranged into weird shapes along this arbitrary line is suppose to indicate things about my personality and future extremely stupid and nonsensical. Of all the stars in the sky just this one random cluster is supposed to predict my entire life story? Fucking please.
“This is the same reason Pokémon told me this is a jelly donut”
*looks down at my switch I’m playing Pokémon on*
"time-traveling fish-goat" sounds like a filler Doctor Who episode
I want that episode
@@trisaratops8785 I need that episode...
My life depends on this episode being made
We got the Christmas space shark. Anything is possible at this point.
@@ritzexists2201 honestly tho.
As a Gemini that also doesn't vibe with astrology, "'That's such a Gemini thing to say'-'I will cut you'" was very appreciated
Fellow Gemini, also finds astrology and horoscopes irritating. It's hilarious sometimes when some who believes in astrology tries to justify the differences between my ACTUAL personality, and the personality astrology SAYS I should have, by saying Gemini are two faced or some other BS. I'm not two faced, you're just stubborn and rude.
One time a friend invited me to a party with a bunch of girls i didn't know, and at one point they started talking about what sign they were, and i was primed to roast astrology, before realizing at the last second that they were taking it SERIOUSLY and talking about their horoscopes as if it was legit or something. It was very weird and kinda unsettling how serious they took it. I felt like the only reasonable person there.
Also, anyone says "that's so Gemini of you" be warned, you'll summon Red, who will promptly stab you. Have fun with that!
I guess hating astrologies just a….
Gemini thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I will cut you-
But yeah I'm also a Gemini and thats it
Its cool to talk about "oh I'm this I'm that" and reading horoscopes for fun but like- actually taking astrology seriously and letting it dictate your life and personal relationships?? Thats just not good
I've seen people online rejecting others cuz "Oh ur a Cancer and I'm an Aquarius and those don't match" and its just stupid as hell
before some astrologer comes in and gasps at all the Geminis here calling out astrology for the nonsense it is: I'm a Leo. There's no connection.
@@Danikoshii Yep. It can be cool to talk about but I don't actually believe in it.
-and I'm an Aries-
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Of the many, MANY stories told by Blue and Red, this childhood memory is surprisingly one of my favourites. What can I say, it’s extraordinary!
"One Man's Journey to the Underworld (because he's super dead)" had me laughing and I don't know why
“Same reason Pokémon told me [a rice ball] was a jelly doughnut”
Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut.
Favorite line.
Cancer's myth is kind of sad (and yes im a cancer), poor lil crab just minding it's own business then Hera decided to cast heho spell on it and it ended up getting squashed. I hope they're ok up there...
This is legitimately such a Cancer thing to say, oh my god
Haha crab go squish
Leos: "Hey, at least getting squished is a quick, painless end, and it was from a *dragon*, one of the coolest things ever! Meanwhile, *we* ended up getting freaking *skinned* by a dude going waaaayy too far just to get laid. Went from being a god-lion just chilling in the sky under the Babylonians to being someone's throw rug."
@@AnInsideJoke Hercules actually just stepped on him :/
@@AnInsideJoke also Hercules wasn’t trying to get laid, but was doing tasks to be forgiven for slaying his family after Hera put him under a spell of madness
Red’s nearly TWO MINUTE RANT ABOUT THE MYTHICAL GOATFISH is my most favorite thing ever! XD
Horoscopes be like: You probably breathe oxygen
"OMG, it's like you know me!"
"but don't be fooled. Not everything you will breathe today will be oxygen"
Goat fish: *gasp*
😅😅😅
@calico27 I mean… most of what we breathe is Nitrogen
So Red was like: "WHERE'S THE GOAT SOURCE?!""
I read in the tone of “WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE!?!?!” And I’m now laughing my ass off
"and the rest is history"
BLUE, get your behind in here!
Blue: Ah shit! Here we go again
You know if you think about it, Red is a great example of someone who can do whatever they want. With talents in many forms of art, from gaming to sing to heck making videos on youtube! It shows she has skill! And as JoCat once sang: " you go girl"
And she has math major.
Red: "i will cut you"
Same guy: "anothing thing a Gemini would say"
Red: *Internal screaming*
Same guy: *External screaming, after being cut*
“Why can’t you be more like the Myans???” Exactly! What if I want to be represented by a star skeleton huh?!??!
Star Skeleton, band name, call it!
At least it's better than cancer. I got a crab or shellfish of some sort
@@clementgoh9270 In one Mesopotamian legend, Ea, who is both Capricorn and Aquarius, had created Cancer (the crab) as originally a turtle, and used this turtle as a security-system, and giving it a temperament that caused it to nip the heels of intruders. I've not found specifics on the size of this supposed turtle, but it apparently burrowed underground to spring-trap people who got too close, and would hold them hostage until Ea could deal with them.. Ninja guard-turtle X3
@@clementgoh9270 Can be a snapping turtle, those look fine on you as well bud
@@miwky406 No, no, it's a mine turtle. Nips ya heels off the moment you step on it
"This zodiac stuff is not an exact science. In fact, it's not a science."
*angry clinking of healing crystals intensifies*
*wafts herbs to clear the negative energy*
*burns incense angrily*
Guys i can't take all this toxic, negative energy! **draws blood to balance out humors**
*cries in witch*
Astrologers don't consider it a science. We moreso consider it an art. "Divine Art" if you will.
We do use math though, so if you don't like math, ignore it lol
I don’t relate to the story about Red’s group leaving her. But I can relate to being mesmerized by the stars. While I was on vacation a few weeks ago I was out on the pier one night and I looked up and I was so amazed that I was finally seeing the stars in all their glory.