@annelousteau9799 There should be a subscribe button next to the channel name. It might be in a different place depending on your device so, if you can't find it, you should look up instructions. That'll help you for sure.
I know it's fantasy, and for so many reasons the executive branch does still have checks on it, but a part of me is just like 'What are we getting for my birthday and Christmas, Grandpa Joe?"
Josh is the new face of comedy. Highly professional, intelligent, and a brilliant cultural emulsifier in an age of division. Bravo, sir. Thanks for the smiles and laughs.
I take care of my 90yr old father full time. I CACKLED at the accuracy of our day. Jam, stories, westerns, and naps. Appreciate the respite your comedy provides.
@@erinyes3943 This happened several years ago, but I was on a late night flight from Minneapolis to Atlanta. I got a free upgrade to business class in the first row facing the bulkhead. I'm running late due to a ride complication and barely make it on, but even later than me is this 55~ish white guy. He comes onboard clutching a stuffed briefcase, which the flight attendants tell him more than once needs to go into the overhead bin before pushback and takeoff. He finally agrees so we can get going and everything seems normal from there until just as we get to cruising altitude. Then shit gets weird. This man gets up and pries this huge paper bag out of his briefcase and sits down and buckles back up with it sitting on his lap, I mention to him how the tray tables in this row are hidden in the armrest, but he doesn't say a word of acknowledgement. Instead, he spends the better part of the next hour staring straight ahead at the bulkhead wall as he repeats the same actions: He takes out a single chicken wing. He takes a single bite of it. He places the remainder back into the bag. He takes out a single napkin and completely wipes off his hands. He puts the soiled napkin back into the bag. He stares blankly at the wall for another minute. He then begins the process again until finally making his way back around to chicken wings he's already taken a single bite from and finishing them. This goes on for an hour, nearly half the entire flight. Now, it's late, so very few restaurants are open at the MSP airport's Humphrey Terminal, and none of them have chicken wings. There are few places close to the airport that are likely to be open or have chicken wings. This man has brought this giant shopping bag of chicken wings from somewhere far enough to nearly miss his flight, and he is letting almost nothing interrupt his mental focus towards these chicken wings. Once he's done, as you might expect from the previous performance, he stuffs the entire bag of spent bones and napkins back into his briefcase in the overhead bin, ignoring there are flight attendants and trashcans just 4 feet away from where he's sitting. The rest of the flight was fairly unremarkable outside of him falling asleep, the flight attendant coming through the cabin and turning off his reading light to darken the cabin on such a late flight and him waking up in a panic to immediately turn it back on. This happened once from the flight attendants, and once more from me turning it off out of annoyance at it literally being the only light on in the entire cabin, but given this being the only human reaction from the man the entire flight, I decided best to let it go after that. TL;DR Stop bringing your own chicken onto the airplane!
@@sincerly_dion I actually posted this once and it disappeared, not sure if length or content, but I'll try again. So, long story long: I was flying home on a late flight from MSP to ATL, I'm late as heck cuz of ride complications and get onboard late, but get upgraded to business class, 1A in the bulkhead as a courtesy. Last second, on walks this 55ish white man clutching a huge briefcase. The flight attendants tell him more than once to stow it overhead so we can push back, he finally does and the flight takes off pretty normally. Then things get weird... We get to cruise altitude, and he gets up and pries out this huge paper bag from his briefcase and sits back down and buckles in. I can smell it's food, so tell him the tray table is hidden in the armrest in these rows, he stares straight ahead and says nothing. For context, it's late. Almost no restaurants are open at the Humphrey terminal, and none of them have wings, and there are few restaurants near the airport, but this man has a bag full of wings that likely made him almost miss his flight Now here's the creepy part, he spends the next hour doing this repeated routine: take out a single wing, take a single bite of the wing, put the remaining wing back in the back, take out a single napkin to completely wipe his hands, put the soiled napkin back in the back, stare at the wall for a minute, repeat. After almost an hour, he has completed the chicken run, gets up and shoves the bag of bones and napkins back into his briefcase. The flight attendants and galley trash are just 4ft away, but he's withholding the evidence for now. The rest of the flight he looks asleep until the flight attendant comes by and shuts off his reading light and he wakes up in a panic and turns it back on. I wait and turn it off myself because it's the only light in the whole cabin on, but he wakes again in a panic and turns it back on, not a word spoken. Given this is his only human reaction thus far, I decide to leave it alone and just wait out the rest of the flight. Again, this guy never said a word the entire flight, spent 95% of the time staring directly at the bulkhead wall or being not really asleep, and ate an entire bag of chicken wings like a broken AI simulation for OCD efficiency
My mom is in the ICU and she might not make it. I haven’t stopped crying in 4 days and it feels like the world has been pulled from underneath me. Thank you Josh for letting me forget the worries and the heartache of reality for 29 minutes, I really needed this break
My mom died a few years ago and all i remember is the time period from her being the hospital before she passed, and i just wish i hugged her more. I pray your mom gets better, but no matter what, please give her all the hugs and kisses you can. ❤
Aussie girl here. I just found Josh yesterday and have to say he is brilliant. When comedy is well written and delivered it's just like watching a movie in your head - you are actually there. Thanks Josh. 💙💙💙💙😺
Josh is basically releasing full-length specials every week now with original content, absolutely mindblowing to see this level of proficiency in one’s craft!
He is genuine, smart, informed, authentic….a mix of G. Carlin and T. Noah…yes..Daily Show should sign him up as a permanent host. I’ve never laughed so hard and THOUGhT so much at the same time! I hope to see him in real life here in Denver!!
Absolutely. I applaud comedians who can go out there and do an entire set of stone-faced with the crowd losing it, but there's no substitute for someone who is experiencing joy while on stage. (:
😂😂 you said it perfectly! Seeing his expression, knowing he is getting ready to drop something hilarious cracks me up so much sometimes I have to rewind to catch the real punchline. LOVE it! 😂
"The last time somebody had to go back to 1800...they may accidentally teach..." briliant! Saw him for the first time just few days ago with Jon 'Stewart; was impressed. Clean, entertaining, and lines that tickles your intellectual faculty! This young man will go places!
Been watching Josh Johnson since he was bald. I tell everyone about him and I love that I've seen more and more in the last year or so. Man is a genius hiding philosophy and truth behind humor... not cheap laughs, just the absurdity of the shared human experience. Pay attention because he's only getting better and you're gonna see a lot of him in the future.
Man. For the last 7 months i’ve been watching Josh’s stuff every week, and as a big fan of old comedy, no one has ever topped Carlin’s ability to dissect the world around us until you, man
@raikie That's awesome!! I think I've read just about every book I can find on it, lol. I love Dr. Owen Emmerson's videos on the subject. If you can afford a $5.99 a month subscription, then History Hit has amazing documentaries and podcasts on the Tudor Era!
@raikie That's awesome!! I mainly enjoy reading, and have read just about every book I can get my hands on lol. But History Hit has really great documentaries and podcasts!
This man is amazing. He's a genius. So prolific, and yet it doesn't at all come at the expense of his excllent humor. When he's doing Daily Show material, it's almost as if they clip his wings. This man can FLY! LET HIM FLY!
Right?! $10 for a slice of pizza at the airport OR $10 for a Costco pizza? Totally got Costco pizza last flight just brought some zip lock bags to put it in for easier luggage juggling purposes... Though next time I'll probably use Tupperware... And don't forget the napkins/wipes!
Have you heard of Dave Chappelle? I love Josh, I'm just saying there's GOATs and there's great rising stars and there's hidden gems and off nights and Yada yada
I saw him at this show on that Friday and there was a rude heckler but he handled her with class and he was just amazing in person. 10/10 would see again
I love that Josh reminded everyone that voters asked for Joe Biden to run because we thought he was the only candidate that could beat Trump. He's a patriot for doing that and he's a patriot for stepping aside if he feels that another candidate can beat Trump this time around.
Josh is going to be a powerhouse in political comedy and just comedy in general. He already is but will quickly gain national appeal. I saw him live at a taping of the daily show and I have never laughed that hard. Josh is the real fuckin deal. I could easily see him hosting a show if he chooses to want that.
An 82 year old grandmother here and I discover his comedy yesterday. Binge watching after disappointing election. So needed to laughter and with his sets it’s out loud. Love watching his hand that he talks with as well. Love him.
"They might accidentally TEACH...." Ooop! ahahaha I lost it at this point, so succinct and sharp you are Josh! I freakin love your standup and your journey🤜🤛
The whole bit regarding racism and Kamala’s great great great grandparents was absolutely hilarious and cathartic. The way you ended it with Republicans learning something about racism was spot on. They are clueless to the realities of slavery and it’s about time they learned. You go Josh Johnson!
It's not just that Josh is funny, but it also feels like free weekly therapy. For 30 minutes every week my grumpy-ass face aches from smiling through the whole of each of these sets. Thank you!
I've done 56hrs on a Greyhound... Perfect strangers will be watching your stuff for you with absolute trust and sharing food all around. (I was moving and travelling with a half a dozen large boxes. More than I could handle on my own once we got to our destination. Wasn't sure what I was gonna do. Two people I met on the bus offered to stand by my boxes that were taken off the bus while another person grabbed his skateboard to help me move my boxes a few at a time to the cabstand nearby ❤❤)
That’s the kind of thing I do…I love helping people get out of jams, just so long as it doesn’t require anything of my knees. My knees are living a whole separate, fragile life than the rest of me!
@@sh_joy after the audience laughs he says "I thought you burned all the critical race theory books". I believe the point of the joke was that the far right may try so hard to make Kamala seem racist that they might accidentally teach about the things they've been trying to keep out of history lessons in schools.
Republicans have been trying their hardest to ban books, especially in schools, and especially about racism and slavery. He’s pointing out how ironic it is that they are calling on a terrible thing that happened *because* of slavery to tear down Kamala. And if people look into it… they’ll learn about it. Hence “they might actually teach”
I cannot stop watching his videos😅!! The humor is so clever. I was picturing a flying, ravaged chicken inside a plane and my stomach hurt laughing so much!
We were at this show! We had to go home a bit before the end to take care of a family issue, but we had such a great time. And now I got to see the presidential race bit here. Thank you Josh!
Whole rotisserie chicken is the “bums feast” - grocery stores clear the unsold ones out late- you can get em for a few bucks. Boutique poor people food!
I just want to say that I was at the movie theater recently and a couple pulled out a rotisserie chicken to share that were sitting directly behind me, the move theater was packed and I couldn't move without disrupting the row and the smell and sound was horrifying. What the greyhound bus?
21:13 he is SO right! Biden was elected and the whole Dem party was expecting... what? For him to magically become younger, or what? Respect Josh for saying all that, and giving Biden his credit
Yep. Kept waiting and now because they didn't put up a real candidate Trump was able to run again. Looks like he's going to win again also. Dems not putting up a real candidate hits us again.
I was flying this one time and... soon as the plane got to altitude, the 13 year old sitting next to me unbuckled his seat belt, accessed the overhead compartment, and pulled out a County Crock butter tub. I watched him sit back down, bust it open, and he and his 8-year-old brother started going to town on homemade hot wings. Moms wasn't traveling with them, but she packed them a little something for the road. They did offer me some... but rando homemade airplane wings ain't my thing.
I've been watching Josh's videos for a few weeks now, and I finally put my finger on why I vibe with his comedy so much. Not only does he have great comedic timing (especially in the silences that fill in the gaps) but he trusts his audience's intelligence. No speaking down, no cheap cop out joke, just a thoughtful conversation. It's wonderful to see! Keep going 🎉
Josh is simply outstanding! I’ve frequented comedy clubs on the CA Coast, and lately enjoying acts via YT. Josh never ever disappoints. Every single routine is excellent. I believe he was born to create and to spread joy. I thank you, Josh 🙏
I drove from El Paso to Denver to visit old friends, but also to see your set, and man it was the perfect way to wrap up my trip. Thank you for the laughs.
@@voicesofmarshians528 yes but even if I tiny bit melts they show up. I had frozen breast milk that held me up because it started thawing due to how long it took to get through security. It’s so annoying
Damn I can not get enough of the way this man brings a set together , every story gets exactly where he wants you to go and plus I love his take on the election and Kamala !! #voteblue
Damn Chicken Guy living his best life. If your stuck in middle row might as well enjoy a whole rotisserie chicken. I am SOOO gonna get me a chicken next time on flight.
In reality, I would expect the flight crew would be all over chicken guy in an instant if he so much as started getting loud. (Crew was just as disgusted as Josh.)
Hi Friends. Thanks for watching. Subscribe. Goal is 600k by July 31st
I want to subscribe and can't see how! 😮
eazy..
@JoshJohnsonComedy
Josh's smile in the thumbnail is cute as hell.
This man is legit handsome. He looks really nice with his current hairstyle.
@annelousteau9799
There should be a subscribe button next to the channel name.
It might be in a different place depending on your device so, if you can't find it, you should look up instructions. That'll help you for sure.
Your really for a Movie script brother...
"You don't know who someone is, until they put in their two weeks"
That is a amazing quote
I know it's fantasy, and for so many reasons the executive branch does still have checks on it, but a part of me is just like 'What are we getting for my birthday and Christmas, Grandpa Joe?"
You are so correct, my dude. It only gets passed by the sentence afterwards.
Right!! I know some "two weeks dese nuts" people!
@@traceygarner5765 😂
😂😂😂 i straight up didn’t go in the last few days. I also had a stalker at work who wouldn’t stop and no one listened.
"They say not all heroes wear capes. Yeah well, not all terrorists have bombs." Finally, the otherside.
totally underappreciated quote!
Imagine the whole chicken guy from the plane watches this and now knows it was on purpose ☠️🤣
That's exactly what I was thinking.
And you wonder what makes certain individuals snap!
Mabye next time, he won't bring a whole rotisserie chicken onto a plane.
@@joshreichardt2485 maybe he'll bring two.
The problem I see is, he didn't share.
He be fuming!
Live your life in such a way that Josh Johnson NEVER has to tell a story about you.
😂
Or, if he does, it better be GOOD!
ROFLOL! 😂
actually I'm striving to live my life in such a way that he constantly has fun and cool new stories to tell abt me 🕺
Yes 😂🤣😂
Josh is the new face of comedy. Highly professional, intelligent, and a brilliant cultural emulsifier in an age of division. Bravo, sir. Thanks for the smiles and laughs.
❤❤❤
I swear Josh is the only comedian/content creator where I know for SURE its gonna be a good video..like every single time
Facts!
Thank you so much
Not the only one, but definitely one of them
So true.
💯💯
WHAT IN THE GREYHOUND MEGABUS IS THIS!?
That and bus price air fares bring out bus behavior.
“Somehow, this isnt illegal?” Haha
😂😂😂
I take it that's the $1 bus?
This is not behavior for the air!
6:17 “We need to keep planes PLANE-prices, because when planes are BUS-prices, BUS BEHAVIOR comes to planes” 😂😂😂
Like there isnt no matter what, lol.
6min to make his first joke. We all have perspective. He needs ro work on this shit instead of posting so often.
In the words of Shooter McGavin "go back to your shanties."
Definitely RedLine behavior on this plane lmdaooo
@@MistaBankshis first joke was the man eating a chicken on the plane
The dude probably watched this and thought, "I knew he wasn't asleep."
😂😂😂
I would LOVE to have Josh dump my dinner. The hunger is worth the story! That he covered it at a show?! Dessert.
Seeing this comment at the top, before the joke, ruined it for me.
@@momofsharkbait He even allowed him to eat most of it.
hahaha
TSA they took my water but apparently he could have 12oz of chicken juice 🤣🤣🤣
I came in at the words "unregulated amount of chicken" and reflected that context is so, so important.
Like the sour cream/tsa lady bit. Classic
🤣🤣😂
@@Tonyhouse1168 Please elaborate on the sour cream TSA lady bit and where I can watch it
That’s how jokes work.
You did WHAT at the words "unregulated amount of chicken"?
I take care of my 90yr old father full time.
I CACKLED at the accuracy of our day.
Jam, stories, westerns, and naps.
Appreciate the respite your comedy provides.
God bless you for taking care of your father, I agree.. comedy is a good way to get some respite from caregiving
@@itsmarieg5816 thank you, he took care of me first 🥰
The silent generation loves those westerns, lol.
Stay strong!
@@Reverse_Cowgirl-cat absolutely 😁
Josh Johnson is my current "safe" comedian. When I'm feeling low I know I can watch one of his sets and it immediately shifts my state.
I agree 100%!
Definitely describes my evening just now
Same! Just got me out of a depression mood with this one!
Not everyone can make the kkk funny
im co signing this one hundred percent. i just came off of an episode of being sick this set elevated my mood to almost feel normal.
As an airline worker with my own incredibly disturbing chicken on a plane story, this was one of the funniest sets Josh has ever put up for me!
I am so curious but also afraid. I’m so sorry dude lmao
@@erinyes3943 This happened several years ago, but I was on a late night flight from Minneapolis to Atlanta. I got a free upgrade to business class in the first row facing the bulkhead. I'm running late due to a ride complication and barely make it on, but even later than me is this 55~ish white guy. He comes onboard clutching a stuffed briefcase, which the flight attendants tell him more than once needs to go into the overhead bin before pushback and takeoff. He finally agrees so we can get going and everything seems normal from there until just as we get to cruising altitude.
Then shit gets weird. This man gets up and pries this huge paper bag out of his briefcase and sits down and buckles back up with it sitting on his lap, I mention to him how the tray tables in this row are hidden in the armrest, but he doesn't say a word of acknowledgement. Instead, he spends the better part of the next hour staring straight ahead at the bulkhead wall as he repeats the same actions: He takes out a single chicken wing. He takes a single bite of it. He places the remainder back into the bag. He takes out a single napkin and completely wipes off his hands. He puts the soiled napkin back into the bag. He stares blankly at the wall for another minute. He then begins the process again until finally making his way back around to chicken wings he's already taken a single bite from and finishing them.
This goes on for an hour, nearly half the entire flight. Now, it's late, so very few restaurants are open at the MSP airport's Humphrey Terminal, and none of them have chicken wings. There are few places close to the airport that are likely to be open or have chicken wings. This man has brought this giant shopping bag of chicken wings from somewhere far enough to nearly miss his flight, and he is letting almost nothing interrupt his mental focus towards these chicken wings. Once he's done, as you might expect from the previous performance, he stuffs the entire bag of spent bones and napkins back into his briefcase in the overhead bin, ignoring there are flight attendants and trashcans just 4 feet away from where he's sitting.
The rest of the flight was fairly unremarkable outside of him falling asleep, the flight attendant coming through the cabin and turning off his reading light to darken the cabin on such a late flight and him waking up in a panic to immediately turn it back on. This happened once from the flight attendants, and once more from me turning it off out of annoyance at it literally being the only light on in the entire cabin, but given this being the only human reaction from the man the entire flight, I decided best to let it go after that.
TL;DR Stop bringing your own chicken onto the airplane!
We need Thé story
@@sincerly_dion
I actually posted this once and it disappeared, not sure if length or content, but I'll try again. So, long story long: I was flying home on a late flight from MSP to ATL, I'm late as heck cuz of ride complications and get onboard late, but get upgraded to business class, 1A in the bulkhead as a courtesy. Last second, on walks this 55ish white man clutching a huge briefcase. The flight attendants tell him more than once to stow it overhead so we can push back, he finally does and the flight takes off pretty normally. Then things get weird...
We get to cruise altitude, and he gets up and pries out this huge paper bag from his briefcase and sits back down and buckles in. I can smell it's food, so tell him the tray table is hidden in the armrest in these rows, he stares straight ahead and says nothing. For context, it's late. Almost no restaurants are open at the Humphrey terminal, and none of them have wings, and there are few restaurants near the airport, but this man has a bag full of wings that likely made him almost miss his flight
Now here's the creepy part, he spends the next hour doing this repeated routine: take out a single wing, take a single bite of the wing, put the remaining wing back in the back, take out a single napkin to completely wipe his hands, put the soiled napkin back in the back, stare at the wall for a minute, repeat.
After almost an hour, he has completed the chicken run, gets up and shoves the bag of bones and napkins back into his briefcase. The flight attendants and galley trash are just 4ft away, but he's withholding the evidence for now. The rest of the flight he looks asleep until the flight attendant comes by and shuts off his reading light and he wakes up in a panic and turns it back on. I wait and turn it off myself because it's the only light in the whole cabin on, but he wakes again in a panic and turns it back on, not a word spoken. Given this is his only human reaction thus far, I decide to leave it alone and just wait out the rest of the flight. Again, this guy never said a word the entire flight, spent 95% of the time staring directly at the bulkhead wall or being not really asleep, and ate an entire bag of chicken wings like a broken AI simulation for OCD efficiency
Agreed, unfortunately I would love to hear this
My mom is in the ICU and she might not make it. I haven’t stopped crying in 4 days and it feels like the world has been pulled from underneath me. Thank you Josh for letting me forget the worries and the heartache of reality for 29 minutes, I really needed this break
I'm so sorry, sending hugs.
So sorry 😢 sending love via the net
Sending prayers to you
My mom died a few years ago and all i remember is the time period from her being the hospital before she passed, and i just wish i hugged her more. I pray your mom gets better, but no matter what, please give her all the hugs and kisses you can. ❤
@Feeling_So_Gabe 12 years ago I watched my mom die in the ICU after 3 weeks. This is the best advice.
“An FAA unregulated amount of chicken!”😂😂😂
FFA like Future Farmers of America, I thought.
@@ImJustSayingBTWYou thought wrong, it's the Federal Aviation Administration.
Sweet play😂 FAA instead of FDA✨👌🏾
Aussie girl here. I just found Josh yesterday and have to say he is brilliant. When comedy is well written and delivered it's just like watching a movie in your head - you are actually there. Thanks Josh. 💙💙💙💙😺
Josh is basically releasing full-length specials every week now with original content, absolutely mindblowing to see this level of proficiency in one’s craft!
THIS
Its crazy!! Best comedian I've seen in a very long time!
Daily Show producers, give this man the Daily Show!
Please!!!
Jon Stewart is still king, but the rest can go. desi and the asian guy aren't funny at all.
Abso-effin-lutely!! This man rocks!! 💯👍
@@diesto-vg5jz
Well, I like all three of them!
It's never good to uprise a person by 'trumpling' down the other ones.
He is genuine, smart, informed, authentic….a mix of G. Carlin and T. Noah…yes..Daily Show should sign him up as a permanent host. I’ve never laughed so hard and THOUGhT so much at the same time! I hope to see him in real life here in Denver!!
The best part is I have never heard him use any profanity. Always a well delivered comedy show. Just a natural talent!!!
He has used profanity it's just how he delivers it. He's not an offensive person, so more than likely, you don't even hear it😂😂😂
I love when Josh cracks himself up with what he's about to say next.
you know when he smiles three times in a row it's about to go down
Absolutely. I applaud comedians who can go out there and do an entire set of stone-faced with the crowd losing it, but there's no substitute for someone who is experiencing joy while on stage. (:
I love it so much when he is telling his joke and pausing for the grinsss
He has a special called "Up Here Killing Myself" which is so perfect because he does this all the time.
😂😂 you said it perfectly! Seeing his expression, knowing he is getting ready to drop something hilarious cracks me up so much sometimes I have to rewind to catch the real punchline. LOVE it! 😂
20:25 when I would tell my grandpa “Good Morning, how are you?” He always responds “I woke up.”
Same mine will always dramatically check his pulse 🤣
It's equal parts thank God and disappointment 😭😭😭
"The last time somebody had to go back to 1800...they may accidentally teach..." briliant!
Saw him for the first time just few days ago with Jon 'Stewart; was impressed. Clean, entertaining, and lines that tickles your intellectual faculty! This young man will go places!
Josh with Jon Stewart. My stomach hurts just thinking about it.
Whenever Josh stops mid sentence, I'm like "Oh s**t, here we go"🤦🏽♂️🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣
"For some reason this isn't illegal."😂😂😂
It was his emotional support chicken 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 yooo I’m not there yet omg
WAS!!!!
5:36 “Like- he smell like he had just danced out the oven just now, right? Like he had chicken cologne, right?” 😭
Danced out of the oven took me out!😂😂😂
True comedic talent - Josh doesn’t need to make it shocking or overly sexual. Not saying there’s no place for that, just recognizing great talent.
Eating a whole Rotisserie Chicken next to another Human..in an Inclosed Space, is an act of Violence 😆 🤣
Been watching Josh Johnson since he was bald. I tell everyone about him and I love that I've seen more and more in the last year or so. Man is a genius hiding philosophy and truth behind humor... not cheap laughs, just the absurdity of the shared human experience. Pay attention because he's only getting better and you're gonna see a lot of him in the future.
And the volume he puts out! All fresh and relevant. I’ve been loving seeing him get his regular bit on The Daily Show 🤩
Oh dang, I had forgotten the bald phase, and the afro phase
😂😂@@dl2725
He looked like he was 14 and was killing it ;~)
Bald?
“You don’t know who somebody is until they put in their 2 weeks.” 😂😂😂
if i had to sit next to someone eating an entire rotisserie chicken with their bare hands the plane would have to go down
My own annoyance at the thought of it spoilt the joke for myself! The smell the mess the juice the chomping!😡
He paints a vivid picture!😂
genuinely i would ask for some and try not to be bothered. i'd be bothered if i asked for some didn't get any and then they loudly ate besides me lmao
@@Zan823 😂😂when i heard the words '12 ounces of chicken juice' i almost threw up a little
I'd asked to be seated elsewhere. That's just gross behavior.
I have a bad case of misophonia so that would probably just end up being my villain origin story making *ME* turn into the terrorist on the plane. XD
Man. For the last 7 months i’ve been watching Josh’s stuff every week, and as a big fan of old comedy, no one has ever topped Carlin’s ability to dissect the world around us until you, man
I was just thinking this exact thing! Saw him live the night after OJ died. What a treat!
Dave ❗❗❗🧐👀
And without the crassness of most of today’s comedians. Thx Josh, you are so funny and an amazing story teller.
@@michelletxmischief4390
Dang! I’m so intensely jealous!!!
Trevor Noah is like him
Your analysis on Biden was spot on!! He wanted to be grandpa and we forced him to save us! Thank you uncle Joe!!!
Ummm…uh…wasn’t “Uncle Joe” Churchill’s nickname for Stalin?
@@jkacvbhijfnnot anymore cause nobody knows anymore 😂
Josh was already my favorite comedian, but the Henry The Eighth reference as a Tudor history afficionado just made me love his sets even more ❤
Same here! I consume some Tudor history content weekly even presented in a language I’m only semi-fluent in 😅
@raikie That's awesome!! I think I've read just about every book I can find on it, lol. I love Dr. Owen Emmerson's videos on the subject. If you can afford a $5.99 a month subscription, then History Hit has amazing documentaries and podcasts on the Tudor Era!
@raikie That's awesome!! I mainly enjoy reading, and have read just about every book I can get my hands on lol. But History Hit has really great documentaries and podcasts!
Yes! I was having visuals on that idea then he said it
Wow the AI bots are getting weirder every day
"A fork would have gotten him caught ,......eating like Henry the 8th....fingers, fingers, fingers"...😂😂😂😂😂
The details. It's the details that paint the picture. 🎨
@CharifRocka so true 👍 he's an amazing story teller. ❤️
"Not all heroes wear capes"
Sweet, another passenger is gonna save him!
"Not all terrorists wear bombs"
Welp.
Fucking GENIUS line.
This man is amazing. He's a genius. So prolific, and yet it doesn't at all come at the expense of his excllent humor. When he's doing Daily Show material, it's almost as if they clip his wings. This man can FLY! LET HIM FLY!
"You don't know who somebody is until they put in their two weeks." There has never been truer words spoken!
$6 whole chicken or a $30 fried thigh and drum from the airport kfc. I am on the rotisserie guys side.
I was thinking the same thing 😛
Are you the guy?
Right?! $10 for a slice of pizza at the airport OR $10 for a Costco pizza? Totally got Costco pizza last flight just brought some zip lock bags to put it in for easier luggage juggling purposes... Though next time I'll probably use Tupperware... And don't forget the napkins/wipes!
i mean that's fair but you gotta eat it at the airport instead of trapping everyone else in with your rotisserie chicken smell for the whole flight 😭
@@raineyharrison7848😂😂
josh is legitimately my favorite comedian of all time…..NOBODY does it like josh does he’s truly in a league of his own
There's also Trevor Noah!
Agree 100%!!!!
Have you heard of Dave Chappelle? I love Josh, I'm just saying there's GOATs and there's great rising stars and there's hidden gems and off nights and Yada yada
@@jewellmadden8624 Trevor Noah barely qualifies as a comedian.
@@MrSpunkyflunky how’d I KNOW i’d get one of these comments lmfaooo
I saw him at this show on that Friday and there was a rude heckler but he handled her with class and he was just amazing in person. 10/10 would see again
"might accidentally teach..." 😆😆😆👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽I applauded at my screen. Josh, please keep being Golden ⭐⭐⭐
I love that Josh reminded everyone that voters asked for Joe Biden to run because we thought he was the only candidate that could beat Trump. He's a patriot for doing that and he's a patriot for stepping aside if he feels that another candidate can beat Trump this time around.
💯
Odd way to look back at either primary but sure king
Absolutely agree!
Josh is going to be a powerhouse in political comedy and just comedy in general. He already is but will quickly gain national appeal. I saw him live at a taping of the daily show and I have never laughed that hard. Josh is the real fuckin deal. I could easily see him hosting a show if he chooses to want that.
He should be the next host of the Daily Show.
We don't want him to get burn out though. I wash for him to grow and expand at a healthy pace
I 100% agree with him on being happy to hear someone talk "normal"🎉
I love you Josh Johnson! I'm 85 and I would really like to be your grandmother. I would never hit you with a switch!
An 82 year old grandmother here and I discover his comedy yesterday. Binge watching after disappointing election. So needed to laughter and with his sets it’s out loud. Love watching his hand that he talks with as well. Love him.
A story-teller - not just a jokester. So refreshing.
He’s a Griot.
Love how the whole chicken story is stuffed with so many other jokes. Really well done 👍
STUFfeD
A whole humor turducken.
Stuffed chicken kkkk
Well done like the chicken.
Doesn't matter what side you sit on , Josh knows how to bring us all together for a damn good laugh.
I sit on my bottom side😂
"BY GOLLY I'M BLACK GOSH DARN IT!" - Josh Johnson
This whole thing was left wing trash rofl
@@damian_cross Just admit you hate black people rofl
@@damian_crosschicken’s left wing, I believe. The right wing got rolled down the plane aisle.
A super long, super funny, twisting and turning, thrilling tale.... About a Rotisserie Chicken. That's something only Josh Johnson can do!
My Favorite Comedian! Josh is always hilarious.
"They might accidentally TEACH...." Ooop! ahahaha I lost it at this point, so succinct and sharp you are Josh! I freakin love your standup and your journey🤜🤛
I'm in the sleeper of the 18 wheeler laughing like crazy!
make sure nobody punches your phone in their "sleep"
@@Purple001-eh6zo lol
Safe travels! 💖
We appreciate what you do big bro!!!
@@sakuragyoza always! Want to make sure everyone around me as well as myself get home safely. Thank you!
Bus people eating on the plane like he's at medieval times.
Reminds me of Langston Kerman “don’t get married, go to medieval times”
This guy is wicked hot, smart, and funny. If he asked me out I'd shout "hell yeah!" before he could finish asking me.
Lol not me. I prefer to love and admire from afar. It would stress me th out. But then I don't want anybody 😂 edit to add th 😊
Boy did this optimism age poorly.
The whole bit regarding racism and Kamala’s great great great grandparents was absolutely hilarious and cathartic. The way you ended it with Republicans learning something about racism was spot on. They are clueless to the realities of slavery and it’s about time they learned. You go Josh Johnson!
My Dude be dropping actual knowledge and be so fukkin hilarious at the same time. It's pure comedy gold!!!
It's not just that Josh is funny, but it also feels like free weekly therapy. For 30 minutes every week my grumpy-ass face aches from smiling through the whole of each of these sets. Thank you!
I've done 56hrs on a Greyhound...
Perfect strangers will be watching your stuff for you with absolute trust and sharing food all around.
(I was moving and travelling with a half a dozen large boxes. More than I could handle on my own once we got to our destination. Wasn't sure what I was gonna do. Two people I met on the bus offered to stand by my boxes that were taken off the bus while another person grabbed his skateboard to help me move my boxes a few at a time to the cabstand nearby ❤❤)
That’s the kind of thing I do…I love helping people get out of jams, just so long as it doesn’t require anything of my knees. My knees are living a whole separate, fragile life than the rest of me!
Bus behavior on planes is a real thing! 😅😂
So enjoying Josh. He makes you laugh & think all at the same time.
He was like this flightless bird is about to take flight
I was at this show! 😊 Great show! Currently my favorite comedian. He doesn’t have to do too much to be funny, he is relatable, and simply a nice guy.
And good looking!
Not “bus behaviour” 😅 last week it was “community uber” this is too good 😂😂😂😂
Cackled at "They might accidentally teach..."
Could you explain exactly what he meant by that? I felt like I didn't quite get it
@@sh_joyteaching CRT by making them understand why so many black people have slave owners in their family tree
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@sh_joy after the audience laughs he says "I thought you burned all the critical race theory books". I believe the point of the joke was that the far right may try so hard to make Kamala seem racist that they might accidentally teach about the things they've been trying to keep out of history lessons in schools.
Republicans have been trying their hardest to ban books, especially in schools, and especially about racism and slavery.
He’s pointing out how ironic it is that they are calling on a terrible thing that happened *because* of slavery to tear down Kamala. And if people look into it… they’ll learn about it. Hence “they might actually teach”
I cannot stop watching his videos😅!! The humor is so clever. I was picturing a flying, ravaged chicken inside a plane and my stomach hurt laughing so much!
Josh is an absolute revelation to not just comedy, but also social commentary. Thank you for sharing your talents with us.
We were at this show! We had to go home a bit before the end to take care of a family issue, but we had such a great time. And now I got to see the presidential race bit here. Thank you Josh!
Whole rotisserie chicken is the “bums feast” - grocery stores clear the unsold ones out late- you can get em for a few bucks. Boutique poor people food!
I have no earthly idea how a person so reliably gets SO much material so quickly, and it all feels so wildly polished every single time
You can fight me in court.... I won't be there. 😂
I come here every Tuesday like im dedicated to a tv show. Best part of my day and bonus today since we had one over the weekend. Thank Josh!
Josh is a one man UPS man: he always delivers.
I just want to say that I was at the movie theater recently and a couple pulled out a rotisserie chicken to share that were sitting directly behind me, the move theater was packed and I couldn't move without disrupting the row and the smell and sound was horrifying. What the greyhound bus?
christ, this guy is one of the best new comedians I've seen in years
21:13 he is SO right! Biden was elected and the whole Dem party was expecting... what? For him to magically become younger, or what? Respect Josh for saying all that, and giving Biden his credit
Yep. Kept waiting and now because they didn't put up a real candidate Trump was able to run again. Looks like he's going to win again also. Dems not putting up a real candidate hits us again.
Man just said CHICKEN JUICE and I am dying over here...great set!
BRILLIANT! They might accidentally TEACH...
What? I didn't get that part
Yaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss!!!! That part!!😂😂😂
@@malmstrimhe was talking about Critical Race Theory
I was there and it’s still hilarious. Josh did a meet and greet after the show and is a genuine, kind person.
And when Chicago shows are added I will be there with a dear friend and family. We can all celebrate our new president 😊
My husband just ran in from the other room because i was laughing so hard he thought i was crying.😅
I was flying this one time and... soon as the plane got to altitude, the 13 year old sitting next to me unbuckled his seat belt, accessed the overhead compartment, and pulled out a County Crock butter tub. I watched him sit back down, bust it open, and he and his 8-year-old brother started going to town on homemade hot wings. Moms wasn't traveling with them, but she packed them a little something for the road. They did offer me some... but rando homemade airplane wings ain't my thing.
"We need to keep planes, planes prices. Because when planes are bus prices, bus behavior comes to planes."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not that funny if you think for a moment that we have plane pricing and he decided to pay bus price and complain.
@@sparksmcgee6641You must be the one engaging in bus behavior😂😂😂
@@shiirenesims6250 Nope.
The greyhound mega bus had me spitting my water out! 😂😂😂
I've been watching Josh's videos for a few weeks now, and I finally put my finger on why I vibe with his comedy so much.
Not only does he have great comedic timing (especially in the silences that fill in the gaps) but he trusts his audience's intelligence. No speaking down, no cheap cop out joke, just a thoughtful conversation. It's wonderful to see! Keep going 🎉
Josh is simply outstanding! I’ve frequented comedy clubs on the CA Coast, and lately enjoying acts via YT. Josh never ever disappoints. Every single routine is excellent. I believe he was born to create and to spread joy. I thank you, Josh 🙏
That CRT punchline was perfect! It had me laughing hysterically!😂!
I can listen to this man for hours. Best storyteller!
I drove from El Paso to Denver to visit old friends, but also to see your set, and man it was the perfect way to wrap up my trip. Thank you for the laughs.
Thank you, Josh. Just thank you for being you and making us laugh every single time.
I am crying REAL tears with this plane story. Dangerous, as I was driving at the time. 😂😂😂😂
I can't bring my bottle of water through TSA and this man gets A WHOLE DAMN CHICKEN THROUGH?
Lol ok Josh just said the same thing, thank you sir lmao
Pro tip: if you want to bring a liquid through TSA, freeze it until it’s solid. As long as it’s frozen, it’ll clear the scanners.
@@voicesofmarshians528 yes but even if I tiny bit melts they show up. I had frozen breast milk that held me up because it started thawing due to how long it took to get through security. It’s so annoying
Damn I can not get enough of the way this man brings a set together , every story gets exactly where he wants you to go and plus I love his take on the election and Kamala !! #voteblue
The whole thing was funny, but that last punch line was GOLD!!!
He got me with Greyhound Megabus pricing!
Damn Chicken Guy living his best life. If your stuck in middle row might as well enjoy a whole rotisserie chicken. I am SOOO gonna get me a chicken next time on flight.
That was real brave, Josh. 😂 What if he was hangry and ready to fight😅
In reality, I would expect the flight crew would be all over chicken guy in an instant if he so much as started getting loud. (Crew was just as disgusted as Josh.)
He let him get down to the bone, he'd've been a'ight 🤣
The image/feels of sitting on a plane and unexpectedly having a whole chicken roll into my foot is deeply unsettling and hilarious.