Association Football - Harry Enfield - Mr Cholmondley-Warner
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- Mr Cholmondeley-Warner
An early 20th century television presenter (played by Jon Glover) who, with his manservant Greyson (Enfield), would attempt to uphold the British Empire's values by advising, amongst other things, that women refrain from participating in complex conversations (as this would lead to insanity) or that babies be given gin (to ensure a good night's sleep). The characters also appeared in a series of TV adverts for Mercury Communications.
Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. You know? Rush goalie. Four at the back, three in the middle, two up front, one's gone home for his tea. Beans on toast? Possibly. Don't quote me on that. Hm, isn't it? Marvellous.
Joe B I read that in Ron Manager’s voice ;)
Simply one of the best comedy sketches ever made.
Harry at the top of his game.
Most lovely to watch lots of jolly young chaps playing at footing the ball. But what do I know, I'm merely a woman and I know my place. Hooray Hooray all the bally same.
'Women! Know your Limits' are my overall favourites (-although I love all of the Mr.Cholmondley-Warner sketches)...
Class will out, excellent comment :-)
But do you think the government should go on the Gold Standard??
Did your husband teach you how the use the computer or did the butler write it for you?
Well, we're all glad to hear that you don't have dangerous opinions of your own :-)
The man they call "Mr Banjo", Mr George Banjo.
And the captain- a Mr.Charles Charlie-Charles of the Charles brothers!
This is THE funniest thing I have ever seen. Every time I watch I am crying with laughter.
The size of the U.K. at the beginning always cracks me up.
It should be against the rules to score when the opposing keeper hasn't had time to put his cigarette out!
His warm up kick gets me every time. That and "the goal keeper didn't even have time to put his cigarette out".
Sadly this is still how England still play in the world cup :/
WHEN I WAS A KID IN THE EARLY 1950'S , AND PLAYING FOR MY SCHOOL, WE ALL DID WHAT THEY SHOW HERE, THE WHOLE TEAM CHASING THE BALL ALL OVER THE PITCH. WE NEVER WON, BUT WE WERE HAPPY.
Even funnier today than it was 30 years ago. Might be the best sketch Harry ever did!
I'd have to agree with that statement, tbh, although "Women, know your limits," runs a very close second.
@@MrBirchieBirch I don't know why but the notion of a footballer smoking on the pitch is just rib cracking funny!
I am American and that was bloody hilarious!
+Michael Lubin Welcome to English humour,,,,,,
that was for real surely?
I can't stop laughing at Mr. George Banjo singing in the middle of that huge field all alone! British humor is unsurpassed. SO funny!
#GeorgeFormby
@@aclark903 Turned out nice again
Oh man, I saw this as a kid and all I could remember was the guy with the bayonet. This is still bloody funny.
This is simply my favourite Harry Enfield sketch ever!!
The beginning with the spinning globe cracks me up. Check out the size of the UK
I never ever noticed that
+FrankieM1974 never noticed that before
if you watch old universal movies from the 50's you will notice that Japan is huuuuge compared to its actual size as the Americans wanted it's citizens to think that there was no way a tiny nation like that could keep them at war for as long as they did
The equatorial Isle of Wight.
How the F did I not notice that I think I need to go to specsavers.
I remember going down the pub after this was aired..and EVERYONE was talking about it.
Work of genius..
Sir Harry Enfield...genius leg-end =D
Used to watch these all the time years ago & loved them. But I've only now just noticed how big they've plastered the UK on the spinning globe shown at beginning of the set piece.
Brilliant.
Haha I'd never noticed that. It's the size of Africa 😂
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever watched on TV, ever. Never fails to make me cry with laughter. Brilliant.
"It looks like the ball is glued to his foot".
Made me cry laughing
Wilf “Adapted for speed” Finney😂
"Liverpool may be professionals trained to the peak of physical fitness".
Wait, isn't Jan Molby there?
remember it's a comedy show.
I remember watching this on Harry Enfield's programme when it was first shown and nearly pissing myself laughing.
How can some people not like this very strange
Who knows cornfed. I guess they don't have a sense of humour - but there is no accounting for taste. Cheers!
First saw this one the plane years and years ago...one of those flights where nobody else got the headphones...we were hysterica and everyone was looking at us wondering what the hell was going on!!! hahaha
CLASSIC HILARIOUS COMEDY, BEFORE IT GOT REPLACED BY.............EMPTYNESS
+MrNooneseesme Not helped by the sacking of the Top Gear hosts.
Not enough minorities or women in this sketch, so it couldn't be done now. Sigh.
lol
MrNooneseesme the time before big brother , X factor and strictly
THAT'S THE DEAD GREY HAND OF PC FOR YOU, WHICH, BY STEALTH, HAS SLOWLY DESTROYED THE MOST PRECIOUS EXAMPLE OF THIS UNIQUE AND WONDERFUL LAND'S GIFT TO THE WORLD.
"Charles...charlie charles" 😂 brilliant.
LOL! The part about pushing the keeper into the goal actually wasn't far from the truth. You were allowed to check the keeper back then but they eventually outlawed it because it was causing too many injuries, like int he 1956 and 57 FA Cup finals
+أفلاك الأفكار Too bad!
Best game ive ever seen
4:00 Hey, it's Messi! He looks a little bit different here though, mhmmm.
Started very funny, ended absolutely hilarious 😂
Football used to be vicious, even the ball was like a medicine ball, a modern team would mostly be stretchered off before the whistle.
You are right about a football. In the late 40's I had a leather ball and when it was wet it was like a block of cement.
It's like watching the real Arsenal with that start to the game
I laughed at the Arsenal goal celebration- a peck on the lips and an attempted blow-job! I hear that's how they celebrate scoring a goal to this very day...(-only joshing, Gooners)
although ive seen this before,ive had a joint tonight and nearly pissed myself, literally.
Look at the size of the UK on the globe.
Class, never noticed that.
In university there was a lad who was a brilliant footballer who would revert to Charles Charlie Charles gamesmanship when we were over 3 infront. Absolutely hilarious 😊
Absolutely brilliant.
this is why I love british comedy
4:04 Just like watching Messi.
"Charles charlie charles" 😂😂😂😂 priceless.
One half of the famous Charles brothers!
There off...and it's a goal! Lol
Remember everyone doing Finney on the wing impressions. Great days.
Genius!
Who came here after Brazil Vs Germany?
Never watch Harry Enfield at 2.28 am while trying to stop creasing up quietly lol.
the arsenal tactics remind me of primary school football - everyone chasing/following the ball and no positions
1933 Arsenal v 1991 Liverpool eh...
The funny thing is, The Arsenal won the league in both 1933 AND 1991... Up the Arse!
Comedy genius at its very best......unlike the rubbish they have nowadays.
such a clichéd comment
but true
TheMinxy76 nostalgia is not what it used to be.
blackzed no it isn't
Stan "Between the Posts" Hartley
Still a better Arsenal goallkeeper than Runnarsson.
quality
brilliant im 14 and i love harry enfield wt a guy
this shit is absolutely hilarious..."and he's found one, and he's brought his mother to disprove it" ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
Better than the Euros
True.
England should play more like Arsenal here. 😂
That Nuthouse. Hear he's a favourite in some parts of the world.
And the crowd found that most pleasant lol
Needed to watch this. So little to laugh about these days.
You know., we'd have won the Euro 2020 AND the 2022 World Cup had we had Mr. Nat "Mind your legs please" Nuthouse, Charles Charlie Charles, Wilf "Adapted to Speed" Finney, and Stan "Between the Posts" Hartley in the starting 11.
I reckon we might have stood a chance against Germany yesterday if we had Charles 'charlie' Charles and his team instead of Rooney and co : /
one of the best football games ever
Twas a nail biting end
I watch this at least once a week
Too funny don't make good comedy in UK seems anymore but always great to look back at some best Harry and Paul certainly 1 them!
They do but you're too much of a snobby old fart to care.
Liverpool team of 1991? A lot of those guys would have had league winners medals. No wonder its in black & white!
oh my god, what did it just watch? it's brilliant
lol love this video, who can forget Charles Charlie Charles of the famous Charles brothers and Stan "between the posts" Hartley he didn't have time to get his cigarette out!
His best ever sketch, hilarious even now, remember goin on about it in work for months when first screened.
this is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen lmao!
hahaha hilarious not seen this for years "getting out his little Black book, nope it's the Oxford English dictionary" modern game all over brilliant stuff!
same here, classic sketch! ;-)
It's true. I was there.
Queens Park, team of '77.
1877 that is.
It's great to see this again, I recall it was a fffu freezing day at the QPR ground when i did my George Formby skit, 'Your'e my favourite mother' indeed! Danny (Mr Darcy)
ALL HAIL FINNY ON THE WING HORARY
I enjoyed this greatly , it is as satisfying as scratching your itchy piles with a tooth brush.
+Stephen Doggart You sir, know what true contentment is!
+Stephen Doggart And almost as satisfying as using someone else's.
+Stephen Doggart
Mmmmmm :)
Your speaking from personal experience I take it? I hope you have more than one brush in the house
CLASSIC !!!
The first goal shouldn't have counted, you can't score direct from a throw-in.
Ah yes forgot about that comic connection. If only it'd been in HD I may have noticed it was him.
Maybe Wenger should consider this team. :D
This still makes me laugh!
!0 All Charles Charley Charles waiting on the wing.
Its almost as if the balls glued to his feet
Still Creases me up
Classic
It's funny how relevant this comment is 1 year later :P
They should've had all of the Liverpool team like the Scousers.
Lol..Finny on the wing..doing exactly what he did before....haha ..class
I didnt think you were allowed to post Premier League highlights on here? I am sure I watched this the other day on Sky Sports :P
Hes bringing his mother on to disprove it
SUPER!!!
This is how england still play. Like finney on the wing...
I can't believe 12 people disliked this! This was one of Harry and Paul's best ever sketches.
clearly Liverpool fans
1:20 "...there's the right wing demon: Wilf 'Adapted For Speed' Finney... " XD XD XD absolute solid gold.
They're off and its a goal! ha ha ha
The Cameroon (elbow incident by Cameroon player: Cameroon v. Croatia FIFA World Cup 2014) sending off tonight suddenly reminded me of the Arsenal second half tactics on this clip but now for real.
Absolutely brilliant.
The only football related thingy I enjoy.
“It’s almost as if the ball is glued to his feet!”
I really like the accurate depiction of Great Britain on the globe at the beginning of the sketch (0.05).
Nat 'mind your legs please' nuthouse!
Excellent clip! One of the few football-related ones I'll happily watch!
...and theres the right wing demon Wilf 'Adapted To Speed' Finney.
Stan Hartley didnt even av time to put his ciggie out
The punch to the ref and headbutt to the goalie are fucking hilarious.
Yeah.. reminded me of Vinnie Jones
@weaseltoothpaste
I've NEVER noticed that before, after all these years!
whats he going to do with it? well exactly what he was doing earlier
THE HARRY ENFIELD SHOW IS HILARIOUS.THE BRITISH HAVE THE FUNNIEST SHOWS EVER,HEY MR BEAN AND BENNY HILL
Try You Tube for PHOENIX NIGHTS for a bit of Northern comedy ,
the best part is not to far from "real" life