Lud literally touched his hair every time he took a bite of a burger, by the end of this video his hair had more MSG than a large fries from mcdonalds.
They literally don't have Chickfil-a, they have nowhere to comment about fast food. (By they i meant the west coast, thats my bad for not specifying it also, here in Georgia we go Waffle house too.)
As someone who has worked at In N Out for 4 years now, i was very happy with their rating. And a lot of what they said about it is pretty accurate too.
You can love something while acknowledging that it's not necessarily the greatest thing out there, your dog probably isn't that high up on the list of best dogs in the world but you'd stab anyone who tries to take it away from you
When he was trying to describe why it was good and why it always has been, I think he was missing that it's just nostalgia. A McDonald's burger now still tastes the same as when you where a kid 20, 30, or 40 years ago.
So, I work at a Five Guys and I have learned that the best thing to order to get the most out of your money is to get a BLT then add a patty to it. You get 6 slices of bacon vs. the 2 on the normal bacon/bacon cheese burgers.
7:56 “It looks like poop” 12:33 "We're coming for you, big lettuce" 16:09 Barl’s Bunior Burger - Boy Meets World 22:52 Fraynch Fries and Fraysh meat that's Fraysh 24:34 "Grug hate c*m burger, Grug throw in garbage and create fire"
Ludwig: shits on the east coast and says he’s built different Also Lud: New Hampshire is his home state and declares how proud his is of it constantly.
@@samjasek1755 Have there been any big Melee tournaments in North Carolina, Virginia, or South Carolina? Because I’m pretty sure those are the only states that have Cook-Outs. Nvm, there’s also some in West Virginia, Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Kentucky, and Maryland. Basically any state in the American South.
A little fact for those who actually haven't tried 5 Guys: They don't actually season their burgers. What they do is they get the mushrooms, onions and bacon, and they cook it on the same stove top they cook the burgers on, which is why their burgers taste the way they do.
I wish Culver's was more well known outside the Midwest. Their Butterburgers, deep fried cheese curds, and Concrete Mixers (kinda like a Blizzard but better bc it's custard, not ice cream) are literally to die for, because you will be in heaven while eating it, and then you'll actually go to heaven from all the cholesterol.
This video made me laugh so much because slime is talking about these different things while Ludwig is literally just staring at the burger cutting it, not even interested in what slime is saying.
@@dominicmarino9922 It's a bit weird because Five Guys' gimmick is that you get to pick your toppings at no additional cost (for the most part), so to complain about the burger composition means that you picked the wrong toppings.
5 guys is literally the greasiest burger and fries I’ve ever had, to the point where it’s inedible. If you get it for take out and have to drive even 5 minutes the bottom bun is soaked through completely and falling apart and the fries are basically wet noodles. 5 guys is a trash can
None of thesee aside from McDonalds and Burger King are famous across the world, it's weird how Americans are like WHAAAAT YOU NEVER HAD WHATABURGER/IN'N'OUT/HABIT/etc. and it's like no of course we haven't
0:00 Beginning of the video 2:47 In-N-Out 5:43 Del Taco 7:24 Tommy's Original 9:24 Five Guys 12:05 Ranking Begins 14:59 Sonic 16:11 Carls Jr's AKA Hardee's 18:23 Jack In The Box 21:02 Jollibee 22:51 Wendy's 24:45 L.A. Mr. Beast Burger 27:43 Impossible Burger from Burger King 29:34 The Whopper from Burger King 31:48 McDonalds 33:45 The Habit Burger and Grill 34:38 Final Ranking Begins
As an avid jack in the box lover, it's a hit or miss with the burgers. You either get a top tier burger made for you, or it is the driest saddest burger in existence, there is no in between. However if you just get chicken menu items from them it's like a cheat code because imo it's always good. And their chicken strips are GOAT.
There are two reasons I ever go to jack in the crack.... for the cheap tacos and for the curly fries. Their burgers have disgusted me every time I get them. The chicken sandwich ain't bad but a McChicken blows it away
idk if like this is a staple of the company but whenever i go to 5 guys and get fries, they FILL that cup, but then double down on the amount they put in the bag. basically a 2for1. homie fries.
depends on where you live I guess. Where I live Wendys burgers are disgusting. Underseasoned, tastes like they were frozen, and the meat itself is just off. Their chicken burger on the other hand is easy S tier.
@@Ravie1 baconator is probably the only burger I can stand of their for whatever reason. Probably because it was close enough to the BK quad stacker.... in other words heart clogging.
@@ivenstorm Worked at a Wendy's in Canada. Burgers are alright, they just taste like hamburgers, and the chicken is marginally better. But the sides are fantastic. Wraps and chili are incredible, potatoes are a weird thing to order but they're good, chicken strips and nuggets are above average imo, and the poutine is easily the best you can get from a fast food joint. Of course, the chili cheese nachos turn into mush in about 3 minutes, but no one orders those.
Great thing, i worked at five guys for about a year, we didnt season our burgers at ALL, literally nothing aside from whatever grease was leftover from the onions and mushrooms that was on the flat top was ever put on that burger. i think the ground beef itself is what makes it, that and they always cook baccon on that first thing in the morning
I worked at Burger King for 8 months. I tried the cooked patties alone once. I only needed once. It was probably one of the worst food experiences I have ever had. It literally just tasted like grease without the good taste of grease, and nothing else. I didn't even know you could make such a nothing burger out of meat, I'm honestly not sure if calling it meat is acceptable.
I feel like temperature can really change the value of a burger. I’ve never had Tommy’s, but I’m sure a chili burger gets exponentially worse as it cools.
Ive always found the burger king situation weird. A lot of people in the US seem to dislike it. I live in Europe and for me Burger King is way better than McD but I don't know if thats just a different taste or if one or both of the chains just use different ingredients compared to the US.
I was pleasantly surprised to see Jollibee lol. I haven’t had their food since I lived in Subic Bay (in the phillipines). I have childhood memories connected to them
five guys is so expensive to the point where I made a joke about it being Five Guys: Burgers and Bankruptcy and still call it that to this day, but simply do not car at all and would order it daily if I could
I am relatively new here and i saw this dude in thumbnail and i was like "oh Miles is cool, imma watch it" and then Lud called him "Slime" and i was like. "Oh my brain just made an anagram unintentionally... okay..."
@@pabloescobargarlic2974 Before I stopped eating meat I had eaten a fuck ton of Steak n Shake over the years. The problem I found is that the burgers are fairly inconsistent; I had good burgers and I had bad burgers. It should be noted that the good burgers were really fucking good, and they have a somewhat diverse selection of them with all sorts of different toppings/condiments. They always have a weird aftertaste/lingering smell that I can't quite place that I've associated with their food lol. Pretty great fries.
As someone who hasn't eaten a burger in my life, I know exactly what the school lunch burger tastes like because it smells so much that you can basically taste it
@@kaismithley6173 its supposed to refresh your tongue from the grease you are eating but hell if youre that disgusting not wanting some greens on your health problem on a bun go right ahead.
@@Jojo-bg1re oh so you must be a burger expert, why in the hell would someone eating a burger, as you said "a health problem on a bun" want lettuce, I don't eat fast food very much if ever and lettuce ruins any type of sandwich, it just adds unnecessary ingredients and until you can show me where lettuce makes a burger healthy you can go stick your self righteous lettuce up your ass
@@Jojo-bg1re Lettuce is literally void of any nutrients at all, its just green water. I don't even know why humans started eating lettuce, there is no benefit. Also side note, you say "health problems on a bun". Well, I eat fast food multiple times a week, yet I am in shape and can run long distance. You may not eat fast food, but I can almost guarantee that you are overweight and out of shape :)
Lettuce is great on a burger. Places just always fuck it up. A lot of fast food places either use shredded lettuce (complete dogshit) or hit it with a mound of lettuce from the middle of the head (PACKED with water and too crunchy). When you get that perfect one layer of lettuce though, its refreshing and gives a nice texture.
The 4 for 4$ was my go-to when I had fast food on my New York trip (EU here) - Aside from the pizzashops of course. Its just a good deal. Taste is B-tier for sure, but that value is S-tier.
They are kinda like the more refined fast food-esque restaurants of today. I’d probably throw in Chick Fil A as well, but they aren’t really a different type of restaurant as much as they are just a really good version of fast food.
Shout out to the editor. The run of highlighting the slime food drops was golden.
best part of the video tbh
Why is lud wearing a tank top
Thank you, Polite
@@thearmoredchurchill no cause with 5 guys he dropped lettuce 😂
@@ijustbedoingshit hi it was me
Lud literally touched his hair every time he took a bite of a burger, by the end of this video his hair had more MSG than a large fries from mcdonalds.
Take your 500th like
Take you 583rd like
Take your 584th like
It makes me want to touch my hair and see if it’s oily
take your 830rd like
I missed seeing Slime. Oh, and his friend too.
Slimes friend
Slimes friend,but not your friend
He’s not his friend
His "friend" doesn't have any friends
Slimes aquaintance
DQ burgers exist. He didn't go to a "grill and chill" he just went to a "treat" DQ
I didn't even know a treat DQ exists that's fucking dumb
the DQ delegate
in my opinion DQ burgers have always tasted burnt without fail
@@Beetlejuice-tc2uj I fucking love their flamethrower burger
@@KoobyYin Yo same, it is my go to burger and here where I live is like the cheapest combo i can get in my city.
Lud: Is from New Hampshire, one of the most eastern states
Also Lud: “If you’re from the east coast just eat shit”
as a new englander this is typical
@@jordanoharegibson1610 we all are miserable and hate it here
it's because he's not from new york :>
lol i messed it up 101 now
Good thing I live at the PNW
(Pacific Northwest)
Ludwig: “If you’re from the east coast, eat shit and die.”
*Ludwig literally being from the east coast*
😂😂exactly what I was thinking
i think that was the joke
They literally don't have Chickfil-a, they have nowhere to comment about fast food. (By they i meant the west coast, thats my bad for not specifying it also, here in Georgia we go Waffle house too.)
@@andrewmoreau5754 pretty sure they do. not even worth really
@@mwu365 have you ever had chickfila?
Next vid “Ludwig ranks every health problem he now has”
Blood pressure reveal!!!
This aged well
All fun and games until he ranks a std
As someone who has worked at In N Out for 4 years now, i was very happy with their rating. And a lot of what they said about it is pretty accurate too.
Alternate title: 2 grown men shit on lettuce for 40 minutes
Weird I saw the same title on pornhub
Unpopular opinion i like letuce in my burgers
You gotta eat the lettuce
lettuce is great, fuck tomatos
They are troglodytes lettuce is essential for texture
I don’t understand how Slime can be brought to tears by his love for and the beauty of a quarter pounder, and then rank it top B
You can love something while acknowledging that it's not necessarily the greatest thing out there, your dog probably isn't that high up on the list of best dogs in the world but you'd stab anyone who tries to take it away from you
@@damstachizz that was deep. I completely understand what why he did that now.
@@MatthewCJoy 6 dollars for not even half a meal
When he was trying to describe why it was good and why it always has been, I think he was missing that it's just nostalgia. A McDonald's burger now still tastes the same as when you where a kid 20, 30, or 40 years ago.
@@MatthewCJoy it’s a opinionated question crazy to get pressed about it bbg
So, I work at a Five Guys and I have learned that the best thing to order to get the most out of your money is to get a BLT then add a patty to it. You get 6 slices of bacon vs. the 2 on the normal bacon/bacon cheese burgers.
waaaaaat
Daaaamn some secret knowledge right here
This info is for Five Guys employees only, we're not supposed to tell them.
This leak will change everything
@@酗why does it matter though
Lud wearing a cropped top is just. Everything. Approved.
they really ordered every single topping you could possibly get on a five guys burger and said "it's too much"
@@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude bruh
@@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude chok board
@@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude your grammar is just like a 5 year old
@@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude ona chok bored
@@clap5108 agreed.
They wanted to finish the Tommy's burger probably because of the nicotine from the cigarettes used to make it.
hol up
What
shut up
666 likes
The Simpsons predicted this too
Ludwig: "It looks cute"
Slime: "It looks like a mistake"
So it's a child.
Clever.
thats straight up just the philippines... it looks cute but jesus its a mistake.
Literally me being Australian and nothing on this list accept McDonalds is on the list
@@deiiyulol1407 as in the political borders of the modern Philippine nation or?
@@milopall3133 yeah i guess
7:56 “It looks like poop”
12:33 "We're coming for you, big lettuce"
16:09 Barl’s Bunior Burger - Boy Meets World
22:52 Fraynch Fries and Fraysh meat that's Fraysh
24:34 "Grug hate c*m burger, Grug throw in garbage and create fire"
Slime: "The meat is the worst I've tasted so far."
Lud: Taking another bite
Ludwig: shits on the east coast and says he’s built different
Also Lud: New Hampshire is his home state and declares how proud his is of it constantly.
He clearly has never eaten Cook-Out. That shit beats In-N-Out any day of the week.
@@SmoothTurtle840 he probably has eaten Cook Out because he’s been to east coast Melee tourneys that it would be near
he is of it*
He’s built different alright. Built stupid :P
@@samjasek1755 Have there been any big Melee tournaments in North Carolina, Virginia, or South Carolina? Because I’m pretty sure those are the only states that have Cook-Outs.
Nvm, there’s also some in West Virginia, Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Kentucky, and Maryland. Basically any state in the American South.
I’m so early that Ludwig hasn’t added any mid roll ads yet.
TRUUEE
POG
Lol I didn’t notice, will we get to the end of the vid before he adds em tho?
I don't want to support his tax fraud adventures.
And he added them
A little fact for those who actually haven't tried 5 Guys: They don't actually season their burgers. What they do is they get the mushrooms, onions and bacon, and they cook it on the same stove top they cook the burgers on, which is why their burgers taste the way they do.
As a brit, watching americans passionately reviewing fast food is always weirdly wholesome and entertaining. Love it.
thank you for being polite instead of bashing Americans like most Brits
@@wherthy2454 brits get bashed second to americans so they are on the same boat lol
@@wherthy2454 obesity haha funny
@@wtfisggon7251 scoreboard
@@wtfisggon7251 this is what he talking about
I wish Culver's was more well known outside the Midwest. Their Butterburgers, deep fried cheese curds, and Concrete Mixers (kinda like a Blizzard but better bc it's custard, not ice cream) are literally to die for, because you will be in heaven while eating it, and then you'll actually go to heaven from all the cholesterol.
It’s wildly overpriced in my opinion
Culvers burgers suck
@@astrangeodor joe mama culvers burgers SLAP
This sounds insane, but dip the cheese curds in the custard, and you'll nut every bite.
Yeah Culver's is the best. Their Mushroom and Swiss Burger and Buffalo Chicken Tenders are peak fast food.
lud: "if ur from the East Coast, eat $hit and die"
also lud: is literally from New Hampshire, the most East-Coastish state I can possibly think of
Definitely sounds better than "Live free or die" LUL
Maine is the most East geographical
New York would like a word
@@zyplixx1415 yeah but New Hampshire is very “east-coastish”
@@zyplixx1415 damn I guess I have to eat shit and die now.
This video made me laugh so much because slime is talking about these different things while Ludwig is literally just staring at the burger cutting it, not even interested in what slime is saying.
Slime manages to describe the burgers so eloquently he’d be a very good food reviewer
This.
slime is just the embodiment of eloquence man. it’s why he’s so charismatic but also kindof a JERK hahaha
He looks like one, too
@@embadly I wouldn't call someone I don't know personally a jerk
@@embadly And you would know this how? You don't know the man.
Honestly five guys is worth the price, everything is fresh and i love how the fries are sourced everyday from a different potato farm
@@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude bro chill out you are in every comment about five guys, wtf did they do to you
@@dominicmarino9922 It's a bit weird because Five Guys' gimmick is that you get to pick your toppings at no additional cost (for the most part), so to complain about the burger composition means that you picked the wrong toppings.
@@Stevewithavee I hate picking my own toppings, if I didn't have enough decision fatigue in my day I would've made my own food at home.
@@dominicmarino9922 seriously like calm down
5 guys is literally the greasiest burger and fries I’ve ever had, to the point where it’s inedible. If you get it for take out and have to drive even 5 minutes the bottom bun is soaked through completely and falling apart and the fries are basically wet noodles. 5 guys is a trash can
Slime: "It's an indica strain"
Lud: "Yeah defenitely a body high"
lmao
Whataburger is S tier, take my word for it
no, whataburger is just premium burger king
It’s honestly just okay.
Braum’s is 100x better.
No it just taste like burger king but if they had the nerve to charge u premium and not have the common dencency to melt the cheese
"The meat tastes a lot."
"It's insane how much this lettuce tastes."
- Ludwig 2021
That English major doing WORK
😂😂😂
slime is having a mid life burger crisis.
@@AxxLAfriku bruv who the fuck asked
@@AxxLAfriku are you like actually 12 years old
something about Lud in a Naruto crop top just hits different
He looks so good in it tbh
@@walsheee93 no he doesnt
@@walsheee93 dude looks gay
@@sickovick0212 and what's wrong with that. It's a piece of fabric. That shouldn't define your sexuality
@@sickovick0212 how do you know whats gay? you gay sickovick0? you gay? you gay AND homophobic now, look at yourself
as a lettuce lover it’s dark to like this video but as a fellow pickle lover i’ll tolerate it
Five guys will always be the best burger-making company, and the way they load the fries like they're trying to kill you is beautiful.
S Tier fs
@@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude Says the one with a username of a food product from one of the most notorious fast food chains on Earth for being unhealthy
No, not really. It's good, but doesn't deserve s tier. Would give A tier tho.
Good ol S is fine.
frfr five guys is superior
@@idkwhyihaveyt8686 Sorry whats better? Genuinely curious.
Tommys: "we are world famous"
The world: "sorry, what? Who are you?"
lmao what?
Trueee i have never heard about tommys before and i'm Swedish lol
I’ve never heard about Tommy’s and I’m from Michigan
None of thesee aside from McDonalds and Burger King are famous across the world, it's weird how Americans are like WHAAAAT YOU NEVER HAD WHATABURGER/IN'N'OUT/HABIT/etc. and it's like no of course we haven't
Tommy’s was maybe nationally famous back in the day. It’s a staple of Los Angeles like Fat Burger and Rally’s
POV: you’ve seen that Ludwig is wearing a naruto crop top
Are you going somewhere with this?
That looked so weird
@@EKottaYT frr
I didn't know what you meant until he came back with the knife.
I love that for him😌
slime has such a good point about McDonalds its so nostalgic for some reason
0:00 Beginning of the video
2:47 In-N-Out
5:43 Del Taco
7:24 Tommy's Original
9:24 Five Guys
12:05 Ranking Begins
14:59 Sonic
16:11 Carls Jr's AKA Hardee's
18:23 Jack In The Box
21:02 Jollibee
22:51 Wendy's
24:45 L.A. Mr. Beast Burger
27:43 Impossible Burger from Burger King
29:34 The Whopper from Burger King
31:48 McDonalds
33:45 The Habit Burger and Grill
34:38 Final Ranking Begins
Thanks
“cut it perpendicular.”
...
“don’t ever call me that again.”
“ah sorry.”
yes i also watched the video
@@samsol. omg dude, you got him (not being sarcastic I actually think that all of these “quote” Andy’s need to stop
@@captainbumbum5795 Bro fr... at least add comment to it...
imagine if he called him orthogonal
what is this from?
As an avid jack in the box lover, it's a hit or miss with the burgers. You either get a top tier burger made for you, or it is the driest saddest burger in existence, there is no in between. However if you just get chicken menu items from them it's like a cheat code because imo it's always good. And their chicken strips are GOAT.
Fucking bars
So fucking true dude. And fuck it! I like the tiny tacos! It’s my life man!
Im broke, the tacos are bomb for me personally.
There are two reasons I ever go to jack in the crack.... for the cheap tacos and for the curly fries. Their burgers have disgusted me every time I get them. The chicken sandwich ain't bad but a McChicken blows it away
SO TRUE HOLY
I love how all of these places have Red and Yellow Logos and then there's IMPOSSIBLE
Culvers getting any kind of recognition is enough to bring a tear to my eye.
I was watching this thinking hmm culvers sounds good right now.
I’ve heard of Culver’s, I want to try Culver’s, but I can’t cause THERE ISNT ANY HERE
@@Oilipsy just move to somewhere that has one 👍
A new one recently opened next to me should I try it or get zaxbys?
@@sureshs9612 please if you havent already. do culvers always!
Love your top!
verified man get like beep boop
Ram ranch
Yes team liquid, I too love the ram ranch shirt! glad you noticed as well.
sign me ?
Oh dang liquid is here
Lud: "I don't know how I gained so much weight!"
Also Lud:
If you put all the burgers in a circle, it summons a burger elemental
I had my phone muted but I could practically hear him when he went: "BOOOOYYYS!!"
Alternate title: Ludwig reduces his total lifespan by 15 years
"Tell me what the meat tastes like."
"Nothing."
These guys giving us Covid scares like damn
idk if like this is a staple of the company but whenever i go to 5 guys and get fries, they FILL that cup, but then double down on the amount they put in the bag. basically a 2for1. homie fries.
Slime is helping the make a wish kid. He’s so nice.
Dairy Queen: Doesnt make burgers anymore
Also Dairy Queen: Makes an ad about burgers, which i saw in this video
Me, eating a DQ burger as they say that they don’t make burgers anymore
Some DQ locations don't make burgers. It is the smaller ones
Some in texas do
Pretty much all the ones I've been to in Texas do.
Considering 5 guys, IN N OUT, McDonalds, and Habit are my favorite burgers I am now starving...
POV: it’s 3am and you can’t go anywhere to get burburs but need to watch Foodwig.
I’m seeing a lot of ads coming up, happy he’s making his 53k back.
I love how genuinely happy lud looked when slime agreed with liking pickles
Slime is like George from Seinfeld
Don’t know which T-shirt is better
I like how he said he would include a link to the tier list editor and then didn't do exactly that
Lud with no mid-roll ads on a 38 minute video. He's my hero.
Well this aged poorly
@@PizzaZombie09 this aged very poorly
Now 10 ad rolls and, judging by the trend, there are definitely going to be more soon
I've almost forgotten youtube has ads, Premium is amazing.
Shane Pipher I feel that
Ludwig wearing crop top?
Yes, I approve.
Nah that’s gay
@@nataliefinley672 it is a bad thing 😎
@@nataliefinley672 mmh yes it is
Ce Zexed you’re just mad because he can pull off a crop top and you can’t
@@Elfpire no lol never tried it never will it’s not something a man should wear
I agree that the Wendy's dave's single is Mid B tier but most of the other Wendy's burgers are A tier at least.
depends on where you live I guess. Where I live Wendys burgers are disgusting. Underseasoned, tastes like they were frozen, and the meat itself is just off. Their chicken burger on the other hand is easy S tier.
If your heart can handle it the baconator /baconator junior is better than like ~80% of fast food burgers out there. Can't say why.
@@Ravie1 baconator is probably the only burger I can stand of their for whatever reason. Probably because it was close enough to the BK quad stacker.... in other words heart clogging.
@@ivenstorm Worked at a Wendy's in Canada. Burgers are alright, they just taste like hamburgers, and the chicken is marginally better. But the sides are fantastic. Wraps and chili are incredible, potatoes are a weird thing to order but they're good, chicken strips and nuggets are above average imo, and the poutine is easily the best you can get from a fast food joint. Of course, the chili cheese nachos turn into mush in about 3 minutes, but no one orders those.
@@patrickw1839 again, its probably a regional thing where they taste like garbage.
I’m in NC, where Mr Beast is from. And let me tell you every time I’ve had beast burger it has been absolutely del taco tier.
Jollibee gonna get their revenge on the Fried chicken Tier-list
He gets almost every single burger he's tried right in the pre-eat tier list, except the impossible burger
thats not a burger
I can imagine someone who works in the burger lettuce industry is watching this, afraid for their job security.
Great thing, i worked at five guys for about a year, we didnt season our burgers at ALL, literally nothing aside from whatever grease was leftover from the onions and mushrooms that was on the flat top was ever put on that burger. i think the ground beef itself is what makes it, that and they always cook baccon on that first thing in the morning
I worked at Burger King for 8 months. I tried the cooked patties alone once. I only needed once. It was probably one of the worst food experiences I have ever had. It literally just tasted like grease without the good taste of grease, and nothing else. I didn't even know you could make such a nothing burger out of meat, I'm honestly not sure if calling it meat is acceptable.
Banger Alert 🚨
Faxs
OK RICK😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The 2K Goat
go get dropped off
*burger
Slime Quote of the day: "It's not good, so it's bad"
only now that my country is in a lettuce crisis do I truly realize how much it actually carries the taste and texture of a burger
to quote Slime: “Burger King is the Dark Souls of burgers”
11:40 "it's so well seasoned" -Ludwig
me: WE HERE AT FIVE GUYS DO NOT SEASON OR FREEZE OUR BURGERS, THEY ARE FRESH STRAIGHT OUT OF THE WALK-IN.
10 ads Ludwig, that’s one more than last time, and an ad every 3 minutes
He getting that bag bruh
I had ads 3 times but they were doubles
19:50 as a mcdonalds worker, its because it was made a while ago and just kept in the machine that keeps it warm
When slime said "I need burrrgeerr" I felt that.
I feel like temperature can really change the value of a burger. I’ve never had Tommy’s, but I’m sure a chili burger gets exponentially worse as it cools.
"Burgers are Burgers"
Yes Ludwig, a Burger is actually a Burger.
“It was like five dollars”
*Laughs in Cook Out*
Whole ass meal and a shake for like five bucks
Cookout is the true goat of fast food. $7 gets you a buffet lol
19:57
Let’s use the grease from all the previous burgers and spread on my hair
Ive always found the burger king situation weird. A lot of people in the US seem to dislike it. I live in Europe and for me Burger King is way better than McD but I don't know if thats just a different taste or if one or both of the chains just use different ingredients compared to the US.
Same for me. Bk > mcd
They both suck in my personal opinion.
different ingredients. mcdonalds is worse in Europe (except for the fries)
Same here, bye the way I’m American.
But... Dairy Queen does serve burgers. They aren’t the best at all, but they exist lmao
Tbh I like them
I'd say the quality is heavily dependant on location.
DQ near me is bomb all the time on the burger front.
for the Dairy Queen near me, They kinda taste like Burger King. but I'm a fan of Burger King so it's all good for me
They definitely sit in B tier
I was pleasantly surprised to see Jollibee lol. I haven’t had their food since I lived in Subic Bay (in the phillipines). I have childhood memories connected to them
the running gag of slime dropping food got me everytime haha
Ludwig's calorie intake 📈
Straight up the ladder of liquid right to Ludwig’s “moist” seat
five guys is so expensive to the point where I made a joke about it being Five Guys: Burgers and Bankruptcy and still call it that to this day, but simply do not car at all and would order it daily if I could
Are we just gonna ignore Slime's Ram Ranch shirt ?
Lol
Who needs in and out when you have Culver’s
Culver’s is king.
I feel bad for people who haven’t had Culver’s, honestly the best fast food burger I’ve ever had.
I'm from California and I visited Florida for a week and I ate culvers 3 times. So delicious 😋
I don't have In and Out or Culver's where I live 😂
**Or there is none near me that I've ever heard about**
there's no culver's where i live 😔 their food looks amazing though
Ludwig : *tastes food*
Also Ludwig : "This is well seasoned! This some gourmet shit!"
I am relatively new here and i saw this dude in thumbnail and i was like "oh Miles is cool, imma watch it" and then Lud called him "Slime" and i was like. "Oh my brain just made an anagram unintentionally... okay..."
I highly recommend trying Culver’s and Steak n Shake. They are definitely my favorite after five guys
Culvers burgers are trash
I had steak and shake once and the burger was raw
@@astrangeodor wrong
@@pabloescobargarlic2974 Before I stopped eating meat I had eaten a fuck ton of Steak n Shake over the years. The problem I found is that the burgers are fairly inconsistent; I had good burgers and I had bad burgers. It should be noted that the good burgers were really fucking good, and they have a somewhat diverse selection of them with all sorts of different toppings/condiments. They always have a weird aftertaste/lingering smell that I can't quite place that I've associated with their food lol.
Pretty great fries.
@@comradecoffee Why'd you go vegan and how is it going for you so far?
I feel like Charlie might want to argue with this list xD
Ludwig shitting on east coast when eating in n out
Me: laughs in cookout
Hi - also an east coaster - UM WTF cook out is ass compared to in n out
@@heyhollsy2036 Sorry, but you are incorrect.
@@heyhollsy2036 have you had a milkshake?
@@thedankpotato6628 the milkshakes are the only good thing. Everything else is so overrated don’t even
cookout some tasty ass shit though
As someone who hasn't eaten a burger in my life, I know exactly what the school lunch burger tastes like because it smells so much that you can basically taste it
Can’t wait until my BF watches this video and he sees that my hate lettuce agenda is spreading across the world
because lettuce on a burger is stupid as shit it doesn't taste like anything and all it does is add fiber and water
@@kaismithley6173 its supposed to refresh your tongue from the grease you are eating but hell if youre that disgusting not wanting some greens on your health problem on a bun go right ahead.
@@Jojo-bg1re haven’t eaten fast food or any candy / sugar in 5 years and I can agree that lettuce is actual dogshit on burgers. It doesn’t fit. At all
@@Jojo-bg1re oh so you must be a burger expert, why in the hell would someone eating a burger, as you said "a health problem on a bun" want lettuce, I don't eat fast food very much if ever and lettuce ruins any type of sandwich, it just adds unnecessary ingredients and until you can show me where lettuce makes a burger healthy you can go stick your self righteous lettuce up your ass
@@Jojo-bg1re Lettuce is literally void of any nutrients at all, its just green water. I don't even know why humans started eating lettuce, there is no benefit.
Also side note, you say "health problems on a bun". Well, I eat fast food multiple times a week, yet I am in shape and can run long distance. You may not eat fast food, but I can almost guarantee that you are overweight and out of shape :)
"it's definitely thousand island, it isn't mayo"
As if Thousand island at fast food places isn't literally mayo ketchup and relish
Isn't it always?
@@MrPacman64 idk I think they probably use something a little different at actual restaurants
@@kaismithley6173 I don't think so. Thousand island is thousand island
@@MrPacman64 Oh maybe, I always just thought fast food places just did it a cheap way
@@kaismithley6173 hah that is the cheap way. Just mixing shit they've already got. Tbh that's most dips and sauces. Just shit they had already
My guy im from Wisconsin and not have culvers is like taking away the one thing we have here
Lettuce is great on a burger. Places just always fuck it up. A lot of fast food places either use shredded lettuce (complete dogshit) or hit it with a mound of lettuce from the middle of the head (PACKED with water and too crunchy). When you get that perfect one layer of lettuce though, its refreshing and gives a nice texture.
It’s okay slime, I don’t like tomatoes either
*holding half the burger* "a quarter pound? it doesn't feel like that" "well thats an eighth"
The 4 for 4$ was my go-to when I had fast food on my New York trip (EU here) - Aside from the pizzashops of course. Its just a good deal. Taste is B-tier for sure, but that value is S-tier.
I had no idea five guys was considered a fast food. I feel like Five Guys, Chipotle, Panera Bread, etc are in their own category
They are kinda like the more refined fast food-esque restaurants of today. I’d probably throw in Chick Fil A as well, but they aren’t really a different type of restaurant as much as they are just a really good version of fast food.