Danny Bhoy - Haircuts Used To Be Easy

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  • @mochiart6567
    @mochiart6567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    “CHESTER! PREPARE MY HORSE!”
    Best line of the century 😂

    • @irenedavo3768
      @irenedavo3768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChocoMochi please watch videos of Jim Nduruchi

    • @JrsGr8te
      @JrsGr8te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he said, Jester.

  • @S_Chamblee
    @S_Chamblee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Here is a gentleman who needs a Netflix special

    • @ctx4241
      @ctx4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he does not, he is telling same stories for 6+ years. Do not get me wrong, he is hilarious speaker and those jokes are working but netflix special should be something new, original and bang on special. This was special...yeah, those six years ago.

    • @candice_ecidnac
      @candice_ecidnac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ctx4241 Jeff Dunham's been telling the same jokes for 20 years (he's a MASTER recycler!) but he has multiple Netflix specials...
      Not that they're any good, but that doesn't stop them from existing or my sister from watching them religiously.

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Otaku Prepper couldn’t agree more one of my fave comedians him and Daniel schloss two of the most funny Scots there are !

    • @philgabka
      @philgabka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He has plenty of new material. I have seen him 3 years ago and beginning of this month when he toured Canada but he stopped recording and making dvds few years ago. So only time you can hear and see his new material is by attending his live shows

    • @valentinastanojcic5631
      @valentinastanojcic5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he stated in an interview that he doesnt ever want to be on netflix

  • @shonnyNOR
    @shonnyNOR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Definitely the most charming comedian around. That smile of his is just magic.

  • @markmuller8829
    @markmuller8829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Are the 51 dislikes from offended hairdressers or the people who produce the marketing questionnaire?? Seriously, how can anyone dislike Danny Bhoy....

    • @ficamica1
      @ficamica1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dont forget about the train people

    • @TheAngryPacifist05
      @TheAngryPacifist05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It turns out there are a lot of racist assholes on the Internet...*sigh*

    • @gregoryking4796
      @gregoryking4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amtrak employees

    • @skyscraper5910
      @skyscraper5910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      humor is subjective, why would you expect everyone to like the same things you like?

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perhaps one was from Chester, who was tired of preparing his %^&* horse. Lol.

  • @fudgeweasel
    @fudgeweasel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Danny Bhoy doing stand up is just your average Scottish conversation.

    • @karolinasmolarczyk949
      @karolinasmolarczyk949 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is so true! 😂😂😂

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fudge Weasel lmao

    • @RijuChatterjee
      @RijuChatterjee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I've never been to Scotland but I feel like this is true xD

  • @hawihawi9260
    @hawihawi9260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Can u imagine Danny going to India and speaking in his Scottish accent??? Tht would be an epic

    • @paisleycarol
      @paisleycarol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m Scottish and worked with a lot of Indian people. They had no trouble understanding me, or I them .You just have to listen!

    • @marhcNecro
      @marhcNecro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @F0rcE.1 He's Indian you dilt.

    • @shreyassarangi6106
      @shreyassarangi6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he would not be received well lol

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hawi hawi seriously

    • @johnchestnutt6892
      @johnchestnutt6892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @XI PinGPonG maybe the point was t ghb at his accent would more than likely be a comical suprise to many living there. You, mr. Jet setter., may be too sophisticated to recognize this bottom drawer humor but try, ok?

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Danny needs love fr. He’s an amazing Scottish comedian.

  • @humixmusic4lyf
    @humixmusic4lyf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He’s such a good comedian I wish he did another full standup

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Lolol the industrial revolution lolololol

  • @darklimeking372
    @darklimeking372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Snippy snippy cut cut

  • @sarahmohler3925
    @sarahmohler3925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So happy to see new Danny Bhoy videos!

  • @zohebsuleman1678
    @zohebsuleman1678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Wish I could see his show live, one of my fav comedians

  • @ivaylokatov1801
    @ivaylokatov1801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Clean and sharp - I like him. He is a breath of fresh air. Too many unfunny comedians use only profanity to make up for their inadequacy.

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's got swearing in his other shows. Not a lot, not like Lewis Black or even George Carlin, but the show at Sydney Opera house he said "I will be swearing in this show, I make no apologies for that. I'm from Scotland, where Tourettes is seen as a gift."

  • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
    @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    For the YMCA: How did you hear about the YMCA?
    Add your own box: The Village People.

  • @MiracleWinchester
    @MiracleWinchester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Man, he's so pretty. And such clear skin I'm jelly

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    A pair of scissors and a dream....or nightmare - Lol!

  • @juliaa.briges1341
    @juliaa.briges1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Snippy snippy cut cut 🤣 All he says is hilarious, even lil' details

  • @Swagdicate
    @Swagdicate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I saw him live and he is even better in person.

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Has there been a history of hair in my family
    😂😂😂😂

  • @avonysup3976
    @avonysup3976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    we are going to his show in May (SYD). Can't wait!!

  • @kamj19
    @kamj19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    this guy is good

  • @susans654
    @susans654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Funny guy. Love the accent!

    • @denisewhisler5536
      @denisewhisler5536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Susan S I know right 😊

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Susan S yep he’s from Edinburgh or just outside the little village he mentions here is called moffatt

    • @chelseayoung9797
      @chelseayoung9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moffat isn't near Edinburgh, it's about 2 hours outside of Edinburgh 😂 he's from dumfries and Galloway, he's pretty much the only good thing to come out of our wee county😂😂👌

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TKD Chelsea well I never said geography was my strong suit ! And only good thing what about Sam heughan hes from there as well ballymclellan specifically

    • @chelseayoung9797
      @chelseayoung9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michelleflood8220 tbh I know he's in outlander but I've never watched it so I can't really comment lol

  • @MaccaBax
    @MaccaBax ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:45-4:20 best part! CHESTER, PREPARE MY HORSE😂😂😂😂

  • @chelseayoung9797
    @chelseayoung9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best thing to come out of Dumfries and Galloway, absolutely love him 😂

  • @alexhelton5886
    @alexhelton5886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He looks like David Tennet

  • @ferzinhaN
    @ferzinhaN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed this!!!

  • @decepticonavidgamer882
    @decepticonavidgamer882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Danny boy is still alive great 👍

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      decepticonavid Gamer My thoughts too.

  • @amalyahelizabeth5470
    @amalyahelizabeth5470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i started laughing so hard i tried to go back and like the video a second time

  • @BoffinGrusky
    @BoffinGrusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Good Stuff!

  • @darklimeking372
    @darklimeking372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Im seeing him next month, Should I get a t-shirt with his face photoshopped onto a man with chest hair with the caption 'Danny Mhan'

    • @jaymarsbar
      @jaymarsbar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely!

    • @Blanca-PB
      @Blanca-PB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell yes

    • @sandradeearna3342
      @sandradeearna3342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you kiwi?

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you do it???

    • @darklimeking372
      @darklimeking372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WouldntULikeToKnow. no.... I should have though, turns out I was a lot closer to him than I was expecting, and he interacted with me directly multiple times

  • @9hundred67
    @9hundred67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DANNY BHOY IS THE BEST!! snippy snippy cut cut exactly right.....just cut it.....shiiiiit.

  • @christinelynch6611
    @christinelynch6611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant performance! He is a natural! Good clean fun!!

  • @a.hashem4587
    @a.hashem4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Has been a history of hair in my family? " 😂😂

  • @tjmcguire9417
    @tjmcguire9417 ปีที่แล้ว

    Danny Thank you. Just saw you in London Ontario Canada. 2 nights ago. You put EVERYTHING out there and I have never ever heard better shaggy dog stories with a one-two punch somewhere along the line.. For anyone out there able to see this lad. DO IT. He puts his heart and soul into it. Average comedians? 1 hour. Danny Easily almost 2. So. Get on wi it. This is one happy kind guy with a gift of the gab.

  • @unspecifiedaccount
    @unspecifiedaccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    :D Brilliant

  • @joda6466
    @joda6466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Snippy snippy cut cut 😂

  • @olivyae3057
    @olivyae3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    was it a "FDDDDDDDrRRRR iend that told you about the train?"

  • @jasminel9815
    @jasminel9815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    His accent is throwing me off... great comedy

  • @palexstarks5553
    @palexstarks5553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chester prepare my horse......this dude was hilarious

  • @robertasimpson804
    @robertasimpson804 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    oh my god! We absolutely love Danny❣️❤️🙏

  • @visalbotrchan1431
    @visalbotrchan1431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Doesn't he look like Ted from HIMYM?

  • @TombstoneHeart
    @TombstoneHeart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have a supplementary question for Danny. Where are your shoelaces or is that a bit of technology just a tad too advanced for that little Scottish village?

  • @cohenandcaleb168
    @cohenandcaleb168 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sweetheart! So funny!

  • @dragoknight377
    @dragoknight377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    haven't seen him in a while, still fucking funny.

  • @maryraisch6648
    @maryraisch6648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Danny! ❤

  • @momoe9349
    @momoe9349 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think of this joke everytime I hear the word email

  • @metalNanime4ever
    @metalNanime4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    02:45-03:00 made me cry with laughter!

  • @EndlessSummer888
    @EndlessSummer888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "An end to the escalating violence in the Middle East."
    I give smartass answers like that on "rate our product" things from my antivirus or from Microsoft. It asks "how likely are you to recommend our software to someone?" On a scale of 1 to 10, I always answer with a 1. In the comment box "tell us why you gave this rating," I write "because people don't have conversations in which they recommend office software to each other."

  • @tediousmaximus1067
    @tediousmaximus1067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is his best routine, but they cut out the bit about buying underpants! That was the best bit!

  • @irishandirie
    @irishandirie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would've crumpled the paper up, thrown it on the floor and walked out.

    • @Zion-hg3cs
      @Zion-hg3cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      irish and irie you’d sir are what is called a rude asshole

  • @anthonywhelan4660
    @anthonywhelan4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant comedian.

  • @carolgarabedian01
    @carolgarabedian01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is funny. I like him.

  • @simonemisso5231
    @simonemisso5231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    #legend

  • @jungletheme2094
    @jungletheme2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    omfg ahahahha I always thought you just loved to fake tan hahahhhaha sorrrryyyyyy

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:18 I'm sorry, but he IS making this up.

  • @corinnawinkler1872
    @corinnawinkler1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought this material fell flat (not a chuckle) and I loved him five years ago in his “Diddle-lee-doo! Potatoes!” Stand up routine.

  • @uvelopin24
    @uvelopin24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahahaha!!! Tell em!!!

  • @GayBastich
    @GayBastich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    _Snippy Snippy Cut Cut_

  • @innovation8837
    @innovation8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I heard about it from thomas .. the train

  • @Scxoop123
    @Scxoop123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chester Prepare my horse 🐎

  • @maddysydney
    @maddysydney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Danny is the only Scot I can understand 😀

  • @ibrarsiddiqi8948
    @ibrarsiddiqi8948 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scissors and a dream.

  • @HunGredy
    @HunGredy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:09 I've got some Jim Jefferies vibes there :D

  • @tajunoor1311
    @tajunoor1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is dam right!

  • @klocc5627
    @klocc5627 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can’t believe Chumbawamba wrote a song about him

  • @JadisAmalthea
    @JadisAmalthea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Danny is the perfect example of "voice/accent does not match the face". Its so surreal to watch him. I see a slightly Indian dude with a strooooong Scottish accent. So weird! Loving his comedy tho!

  • @kieranduffin4686
    @kieranduffin4686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Looks like Ethan from h3h3 😂 without the fupa

  • @morehn
    @morehn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Next time go to a barber

    • @tukamote6185
      @tukamote6185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He went to a hair salon to get material

  • @HA-oo5gs
    @HA-oo5gs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you go for a barber for your current hair cut ?!

  • @zyriuz2
    @zyriuz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, it's actually pretty annoying that all it's about is that data 😬

  • @JungleJoeVN
    @JungleJoeVN ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, I would love to see an end to violence and tension in the middle east. It can be achieved by relocating the state of Israel to what used to be East Germany. This should have been a result of WW2, but wasn't so that there would be continued tension , violence and instability in the middle east.

  • @adamvaughan123
    @adamvaughan123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What a dead audience, jesus. I'd be on the floor rolling

    • @westaussie965
      @westaussie965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a dead audience, allah.
      What a dead audience, buddha 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @iAmEdwinHamilton
    @iAmEdwinHamilton 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was it flind??? I need more flinds...

  • @animaltvi9515
    @animaltvi9515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What are trains ??

  • @natheniel
    @natheniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Indian and Scottish accent mix is probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

    • @i90sknd75
      @i90sknd75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Natheniel Becken I detect zero Indian in said mix.

    • @Goggin68
      @Goggin68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went into a shop In Edinburgh expecting an accent a Dublin accent came out of the Girl behind the till shock of my life

    • @Goggin68
      @Goggin68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ali Al-Mahdi there isn't a train from Dublin to Edinburgh there's sea between the two

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He is ethnically mixed but grew up in Scotland. There is no indian accent in there. Pure Scottish

    • @TheHobofosho
      @TheHobofosho 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you are finding the Scottish accent weird.

  • @CrazyBrotherTime
    @CrazyBrotherTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy looks a bit like russell

    • @clumsydins9771
      @clumsydins9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @gregormiller4037
      @gregormiller4037 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russell Crowe?

    • @leenae5937
      @leenae5937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gregor Miller russell peters

    • @countys32
      @countys32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leenae5937 No he doesn't you're just a tad bit racist.

    • @leenae5937
      @leenae5937 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@countys32 1. It wasnt my comment 2. That was the russell he was talking abt and i was answering ur question.

  • @jerryk704
    @jerryk704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember when I purchased shampoo at this dingy 💇 salon,this very young lady asked me a stupid question"do you live around here????duh its only shampoo....

  • @racheltaylor6578
    @racheltaylor6578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s funny but I’ve heard all this material before.

  • @dwightlangdale4132
    @dwightlangdale4132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've heard this exact joke before and I don't think it was from him

  • @elainemerrill225
    @elainemerrill225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haaaaaa!!!!

  • @absolutebollocks2258
    @absolutebollocks2258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Noncery*

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Danny Bhoy where oh where do you find your clothes? A second hand store?

  • @RACHELTAYLOR7
    @RACHELTAYLOR7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He’s funny but he does the same routine over and over.

    • @Fishbowl74
      @Fishbowl74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't this new?

    • @RACHELTAYLOR7
      @RACHELTAYLOR7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No.Its not new.I really like him but I’ve heard all the routines before.

    • @mikefule
      @mikefule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The clue is in the word "routine". :)

    • @philgabka
      @philgabka 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't hear about his new material because he doesn't record and publish it online anymore. He does live shows only. I saw him twice, three years ago and at the beginning of this month and you won't find that online anywhere

  • @jerryk704
    @jerryk704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Women would no formal training,hilarious.....

  • @Adam_Ch739
    @Adam_Ch739 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    horrible crowd

  • @Tharindu43
    @Tharindu43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    am i the only person who thinks he looks a bit like russell peters

    • @i90sknd75
      @i90sknd75 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rex Nanayakkara Yes

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Because they're both comics and have some Indian ancestry doesn't mean they look physically alike.

    • @Tharindu43
      @Tharindu43 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zkart8038 comics? nice, but no I find the faces similar lmao

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tharindu43 comic= comedian

  • @trangia12
    @trangia12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TRUMP 2020

  • @peterwelsh1932
    @peterwelsh1932 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like Dana Carvey thru Pakistan filter? Except_ gotta do better than 'Haircut Sign-in" material. I bet this guy and and the corporation he works for are desperately trying to find out everything about anyone willing to sit through this stuff and what jokes they'd like to hear

    • @TheHobofosho
      @TheHobofosho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is of Indian Scottish descent... At least get your prejudices right little Pete.

  • @goddessoffayries
    @goddessoffayries 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ignorance isn’t funny. I’m bored. Next!

  • @wadesharp11
    @wadesharp11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not funny this time..

  • @jameslee9101
    @jameslee9101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all need to explore better comics. This was so average it hurt

    • @gamesmithy
      @gamesmithy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Lee I think most of us just laugh due to the accent

  • @prunetracy7651
    @prunetracy7651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he is not funny. A scotsman complaining about getting a hair cut. This is the worst attempt at comedy I've seen in years.