The gecko story is definitely in my top 10 comedy bits of all time. I remember my wife and I cracking up so hard many years back when we first saw this, so much so that the gecko face with "What? What is it?" has become something we use every now and then when one of us wants to act innocent to try to get out of trouble. 😂😂😂
Of course these are the same jokes because he was on tour! In different cities! And TH-cam has a collection of them. It's like saying U2 should come up with new material because they sang the same songs in Montreal, Tokyo and Japan. I'm hearing these jokes for the first time and they're hilarious!
Haha I'm from Australia and I'm so used to geckos being everywhere that I never considered what it might be like for foreigners when they visit. They really are harmless and actually quite cute.
There are so many more scary animals to worry about. Gheckos are cute. I'm more worried about snakes and crocs. We have gheckos in South Africa too and we like having them in our garden.
In greece they are considered to bring good luck to the house. I dont know what our relationship as a whole with them is, but i ve always liked them :)
I'm a safa, same I guess they like warmer climates, but thought they were one of those unanimous/ creatures that live throughout the world, like pigeons, flies, mozzies (mosquitoes), cockroaches etc. Plus they're good as they treat the smaller, bad bugs like showers & flies
About 7 years ago I saw a few videos of this gentleman and I thought to myself, "how can this guy not be the most famous comedian on the planet?". Fast forward to present day after completely forgetting about him and I must admit that the world is not just. I will never forget about you again. Funniest human that has ever existed
Another great performance…stories…accents! Watched many many times very funny! Top comedian who draws the pictures well with his displays and descriptions. Go Danny Go! Pure dead brilliant! 🤣😀😅😆👏👏👏👍👍👍✌️🙏🏴❤️
If you think THAT'S bad my grandparents visited the south pacific in the 70's and they stayed in little huts. As soon as it started to rain they hear this *poof *poof *poof of something hitting the floor. There were tarantulas living in the thatched roofs of the huts and they were fleeing the water and dropping out of it. Other tourists there were walking around with umbrellas so the spiders wouldn't drop on them. Much worse than geckos, IMO.
This is the funniest bit I think I've seen in a long time! Live the dream Danny! hahaha I can relate to the no toilet paper comment for sure right now!
Danny is hilarious! Every video is a gem. I'm sorry I missed his Australian tour earlier this year. His Aussie accent is very good; certainly better than most other people's attempts. 😂😂😂😂
Scotland is his home country, but an Australian Faulty Towers with this kind of humor has potential. There's a little bit of everyone in just about every place in the world. Melting pot comedy is the best.
As someone who lives with geckos everywhere, geckos are good, they eat all the small bugs like spiders & flies, stheir actually harmless, although maybe aussie ones ate poisonous somehow), some might consider them cut, the only issue with them is their poo
He always seems so happy whenever he's on stage. That's nice.
I've never laughed so hard at someone doing an impression of a gecko.
leviofoley OMG same!!!!😂😂😂
leviofoley I’ve never seen anyone do an impression of a gecko
This guys something else, not ur ordinary comedian. Love it
I'm Australian and that accent was pretty much spot on xD
The struggle is real with geckos. bloody, bloody geckos...
is he Australian? I thought he was Irish haha
+Bc Selector yeah hes irish but he did an australian accent...
Oooohhhhh :) I didn't finish the vid lol
+Izzy Olsson Irish accent completely different than Scottish mate, pull the bloody geckos out of your ears
+LaborHours woopsie daisies yes of course! silly me. I was trying too hard to make my point it seems that I didn't realise haha.
My favorite thing about Danny is that he laughs at his own jokes. xD
Same
That's absolutely spot on 😊
The gecko story is definitely in my top 10 comedy bits of all time. I remember my wife and I cracking up so hard many years back when we first saw this, so much so that the gecko face with "What? What is it?" has become something we use every now and then when one of us wants to act innocent to try to get out of trouble. 😂😂😂
I could listen to him talk all day
Of course these are the same jokes because he was on tour! In different cities! And TH-cam has a collection of them. It's like saying U2 should come up with new material because they sang the same songs in Montreal, Tokyo and Japan. I'm hearing these jokes for the first time and they're hilarious!
I live in Karratha and honestly this is the most accurate description I've ever heard of the geckos
I was drinking water whilst watching this and began laughing so hard it made a reappearance through my nose.
He's so funny. He can make any topic sound hilarious
Haha I'm from Australia and I'm so used to geckos being everywhere that I never considered what it might be like for foreigners when they visit. They really are harmless and actually quite cute.
Little bastards are always harping on getting car insurance, though.
There are so many more scary animals to worry about.
Gheckos are cute.
I'm more worried about snakes and crocs.
We have gheckos in South Africa too and we like having them in our garden.
Unless they fall from the ceiling all of a sudden
In greece they are considered to bring good luck to the house. I dont know what our relationship as a whole with them is, but i ve always liked them :)
I'm a safa, same I guess they like warmer climates, but thought they were one of those unanimous/ creatures that live throughout the world, like pigeons, flies, mozzies (mosquitoes), cockroaches etc. Plus they're good as they treat the smaller, bad bugs like showers & flies
About 7 years ago I saw a few videos of this gentleman and I thought to myself, "how can this guy not be the most famous comedian on the planet?". Fast forward to present day after completely forgetting about him and I must admit that the world is not just. I will never forget about you again. Funniest human that has ever existed
his bits are so much better because he keeps laughing at his own jokes. bloody helll.
See this guy live, one of the funniest things you'll see (even his videos are, one of the best comedians around).
Another great performance…stories…accents! Watched many many times very funny! Top comedian who draws the pictures well with his displays and descriptions. Go Danny Go! Pure dead brilliant! 🤣😀😅😆👏👏👏👍👍👍✌️🙏🏴❤️
Geckos are harmless, unless you're an insect.
This guy is on the right way to the top comedians. I love his stand ups!
I have listened to the story about the gecko so many times but I still laugh as much as I did the first time. 😅
You do with him!
His voice as the Australian infommercial is dead on
the size he made that gecko is like how people normally estimate spiders
Yes but geckos are ok running on the bed!
Scottish comedians always have the best Aussie impressions and jokes, seems like we're the same when it comes to talking shit
I can aprove being australian that the majority of this is true
+Hokey Gaming most of the time its way worse then a gecko
Great Aussie impersonation! As an Aussie, I approve! Be nice to our geckos, 🦎 they’re harmless! Noice! 😂
Faxed, Jesus Christ 2008 was so long ago
Boi geckos fight on my bedroom ceiling at night its nothing when youve lived with them for your entire night they just become part of the house
Love this guy! Great physical comic.
If you think THAT'S bad my grandparents visited the south pacific in the 70's and they stayed in little huts. As soon as it started to rain they hear this *poof *poof *poof of something hitting the floor. There were tarantulas living in the thatched roofs of the huts and they were fleeing the water and dropping out of it. Other tourists there were walking around with umbrellas so the spiders wouldn't drop on them. Much worse than geckos, IMO.
This is the funniest bit I think I've seen in a long time! Live the dream Danny! hahaha I can relate to the no toilet paper comment for sure right now!
"I felt like I was being faxed" - fkn dead
I sound like I'm dying at 1 AM.
Danny is hilarious! Every video is a gem. I'm sorry I missed his Australian tour earlier this year. His Aussie accent is very good; certainly better than most other people's attempts. 😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: the name of the lizard in the Geiko comnercials is Martin
Bloody brilliant 🤩 hilarious and literally a human becoming a gecko fr 😂😂😂😂😂
That Scottish "onywye" lol LOVE IT! you did your best to control it mate lol
He's got the gift of the gag.
Scotland is his home country, but an Australian Faulty Towers with this kind of humor has potential. There's a little bit of everyone in just about every place in the world. Melting pot comedy is the best.
Was he supposed to FEED the gecko? haha
He's awesome....😁💥🍷and he's a frickin doll love ..
Jeje, he sounds a bit like GradeAunderA XD
YES.
I knew I wan't the only one! He also looks the same way I imagined grade
He sounds A lot more Scottish
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jimmy31hendrix Grade's accent is English; this guy's Scottish.
The 1 hour advert is called "home shopping"
I love this accent so much
The reason a lot of people in this comments section don't find it funny is because this type of humour couldn't BE more British
He mixes the countries up with the tight bedding!
this guy has such weak material yet is so funny...
It's because he keeps laughing too and when you hear someone laugh it makes it so much funnier
He can stretch stuff out too lol
Juventin because sometimes he improvs
You say that because you like how he looks physically.
It's just observational humor but why is it so funny?!
He should have been famous.
He will be!🤣
I’d never be able to captivate a crowd like that with my zipper open.
It"s not. It is stitching.
Somebody should tell him his flies are undone the whole time...
I really like him.. funny guy.
GECKO! Love it!
7:37 imagine if that was a large huntsman spider...LOL...?
As someone who lives with geckos everywhere, geckos are good, they eat all the small bugs like spiders & flies, stheir actually harmless, although maybe aussie ones ate poisonous somehow), some might consider them cut, the only issue with them is their poo
Hilarious! Reminds me a lot of David Tennant!
Best joke in ages, fantastic.
I used to think Russell Peters was funny! This guy is way better. Btw did you guys notice his jeans buttons are open? 1:50 lol😅
This must be the Scottish-sounding Indian waiter that Trevor Noah was talking about. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
I love danny so much XD
Better a gecko than a spider I guess
They're equally harmless. Only, some spider species have a way of making you regret accidentally squashing them a bit. Most can't even do that.
Motel is meant to have a limited stay from 2 to 5 days, and some you need to have an actual car. Awhile a hotel generally has no stay limit!
I love you man
You rock
There's a gecko in my house right now. I'm not sure what to do I can't reach him
Blow. Hard.
This is fantastic stuff. I can't help but think it relates to John Cleeses B.B.C. comedy Faulty Towers. Danny could do an Australian version.
'' gecko'' I had no idea what it was!
What a funny guy. Lol
this so funny blackout made me WHATCH one and now im loveing it
Love him love this😊
Still trying to find out if his hair is green or if it's just the lights
Hahaha. Geckos are not f*cking dinosaurs *___*
Yep...that's a gecko alright!
I love him
Im australian and i feel slightly offended but its so funny.
The fact that his button fly is undone is crazy distracting
It's not. It is stitching.
It's NOT.
The knife cutting the shoe joke is jerry Seinfelds
He sounds like a younger, less politicized GradeAUnderA
He is the best!,,,
Be careful of those Gecko's. They will eat you alive.
Oh Danny I done the bones 🦴 of yee!
proves comedy is real life situations AND does not need swearing cuss words injected to be funny !!!!
Danny Bhoy is Scottish, his Mother is Scottish, his Father is Indian
his accent makes anything sound funny
He sounds like Willi the groundskeeper..
'see ya namorra'
No one can do our accents Aus -.- Bloody geckos
Olright, oi think oi can do it pretty well
was his zipper down?
+nourah dj Thanks, jerk... I spent 8 minutes staring at a man's crotch XD
Celtic Legend pretty sure his zipper WAS down though.
Look like buttons
Oooooh noooooo, can't unsee that 😔.
Oh Lord.... IT....IS .....STITCHING!!!! ...fuck. What is wrong with you people?
This guy is funny
Why the reupload?
I think his fly is down
I'm Nigerian. Danny should never do any shows here because he'd freak out. We have geckos and and agama lizards everywhere lol!!
Oh Danny Boy...
THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLLIN
Not sure young people know what '' faxed'' means
Alice Girard ok boomer
boomgoesblitzhound oof
But to be honest I think Alice was trolling
When this first aired, fax machines were were very very common still. Pretty sure the youtube upload came a few years after the original broadcast.
🦎
I'm sure he's blown more than just one lizard
I didn‘t know Colin Farrell is that funny.
(and well-tanned, at times)
Reminds me of a Doctor....
Omg-I thought it was only me!!! He's like a perfect blend of 10-12 but he's not really any of them, he's a separate entity and it's incredible!
WHO?!
Ummmm is Danny’s fly open?
LOL!
this is throwing me off because he's a dark skinned dark haired scottish guy lol
but super funny. hope to find more of him
Ever heard of mixed
you know, i was waiting for someone to come along and take this way too literally. finally. salvation.
Jarrick Fowler to be fair, there isn't a lot of diversity in Scotland
Danny bhoy 2018
is he from dundee or dollar?
He should have done a lizard accent (just do a different voice lol).
😆😂🤣