I’m starting to think the police don’t take your calls very seriously. “Yes, I’d like to report one stolen pickled sausage”. “Is this the gas station TH-cam guy again?”. “Yes”. “Stop calling this number”.
Idk how I stumbled across this page , but it’s some of the best entertainment on TH-cam 😂I worked at a 24 hour gas station so I can relate .this shit is gold
Some of the commentary is a bit dated, like it reminds me of something that would've been fun in like 2009, but I still love it. The pure universal joy of fresh made daily sandwiches with a WHOLE QUARTER POUND OF MEAT!
What are they suppose to do? Also look at the views..u don’t think ppl from this guys hometown or ppl he work with aren’t sharing this making fun of this loser along with million other ppl…this video is here forever, that’s pretty shitty
Buddy that so conveniently decided to walk has a little somethin somethin illegal on his person and decided to walk instead of chancing potentially getting pulled over and searched down the road.... *She gone!*
@Jim McCracken those are fine n dandy. Sometimes just fine but not dandy and sometimes dandy but not fine. I have to ask you, which is it? Or maybe it's just exceptional?
Come to the south...I'm from Chicago and I don't even remember seeing a pickled sausage in stores and then I moved to ATL and they are in every store and people buy them..
The beef jerky section... an almost definite pit stop for dirty thieves. I order my jerky online nowadays. I just sit and scratch and glance at my kitchen counter without fear of being deemed a shoplifter.
The beef jerky at the Dollar General I shop have square magnetic patches..the guy forgot to demagnetize mine and the alarm sounded..he said to just go on as I stopped at the door..I saw the magnetic thing on the front of the package a few days later while eating some and realized that's why the alarm went off. I had no idea.
It does seem really weird, but dude. .. I once had a couple bites from someone's pickle they bought single packaged like that, and it was freaking delicious. Not lying. Very good.
I'd get so scared confronting someone, it sounds like he gets a little nervous too by his breathing, yet he still does it.... I wonder if anyone has ever reacted hostile towards his accusations
@ 3:53 The cam Just misses Him taking it from his left pocket them Underhands it Very smoothly into the direction of the scene of the Crime Im surprised these Pro clerks missed that! love the vids!
@@FantasyAndChill It pains me to say it but my kid would just literally say "bruh, what a boomer" since Jack didn't record it again or even if he commented on this video.
I'm coming to America to visit the statue of liberty, Mount rushmore and this gas station
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Nice
Lol.
Just don't look up at the counter. Or scratch. Or drop a big fat deuce
Yeah it'll take a long time to do all of those...
Mount Rushmore is overrated!
The other guy that got out and crossed the road definitely had some warrants and didn't want to get busted over a pickle hahahhaa
@Eric Driscoll not even a pickle a pickled sausage which go for 2/$1 lmao
He left with all their meth pipes. Lol. Nothing like a little meth with your pickled products.
And probably took the pickle with him too.
Pickle crimes don't get much respect in the penn
Warrants or had methamphetamines on him, don't ask how i know
Looks like a group of escaped convicts just walked in
Yeah, I'd normally never say this if he weren't such a literal petty thief, but I was getting some Alabama mountain country vibes.
For real lol
I know right😂
@Irom Mqn omg yessss
@@ItsAllAboutPerspective375 😂
3:52 he throws it in the isle and goes "you can search me" right after I'm doneee🤣
Nice one he didn't even catch that
Good eye!
So he didn’t get away with it after all.
At this point I’m convinced no one wants sandwiches with a quarter pound of meat made fresh everyday
proably like $80 each, it is a gas station
thieves cant easily pocket "quarter pound of meat in every sandwich" sandwiches
I would buy 3 of those sandwiches, if i was ever able to go to this gas station.
It's still a gas station sandwich. They ain't using anything good in em.
@@JP-ku3he it does if your stealing to sell, or for rep.
I’m starting to think the police don’t take your calls very seriously. “Yes, I’d like to report one stolen pickled sausage”. “Is this the gas station TH-cam guy again?”. “Yes”. “Stop calling this number”.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha, hilarious!
Aha aha. 69 likes. Aha. Nicee
These videos are never for the police lol it's basically just self awareness for future people
Coronavirus????? It’s still a thing I don’t see masks
So no one is gonna talk about that phenomenal whistle sound he did?
Nope. Dummy
And the singing was amazing as well
That was some sweet whistling
@@northbound1811 I thought the same thing
It’s the friends theme people… nothing special
I know I’m not the only one that’s never heard of a pickled sausage
You might be
You and 775 others
Never heard of it tbh
Itll change ur life. Shits good
I’ve never heard of it either
Imagine being busted as an adult for stealing a pickled sausage
.....and he wasn't stealing it to eat it.
@@woodyglendell7400 wawobilm ccx xzu
That's why it wasn't in his pocket, he put it in his prison purse!
@@woodyglendell7400 something for the gerbil to bite on instead of his intestines
So many bad choices lead to this!!
I love that he advertises all his products as he narrates all the action 😭
Yes LoL
Gotta get that free advertising for the family business!
*ShE GAwwN*
Yes and don't forget the thieves shirt by Sherwin-Williams. Maybe I can get my house painted if I mention one of their workers is a thief. LOL
The buddy must have had warrants the reason he left his guys and started walking lol
i ruined the vibe you have 70 likes no gfy
Yup. 100%. “Dammit, Clint. You just HAD TO HAVE a pickled sausage. Now I gotta walk.”
Either that or is on parole/probation.
@ritztits n ritznips lmao agreed
I think it's good to take a man to one side for these actions, not embarass him infront of people, stealing is a sin but its petty thievery
Idk how I stumbled across this page , but it’s some of the best entertainment on TH-cam 😂I worked at a 24 hour gas station so I can relate .this shit is gold
Do y'all sell fresh delicious sandwiches? 😛
Some of the commentary is a bit dated, like it reminds me of something that would've been fun in like 2009, but I still love it. The pure universal joy of fresh made daily sandwiches with a WHOLE QUARTER POUND OF MEAT!
@@TurtleSauceGaming How is the commentary dated, this is fun NOW!
@@jc.1191 Ours does...from 9am to 2pm
@@redrooster1908 😁
Came for the pickled sausage, stayed for the FRIENDS whistle-core remix.
Whistle-core hahahaha 🤣
Yes
@@hitake1041 - I'm the 97th person to care
@@hitake1041 We do.
nobody cares.
These people can always afford tattoos but can never afford a snack.
Mr. Interesting or dental work
@James Sloan FACTS THEN PICK ON YOU FOR HAVING AN ANDROID
Bet you this dipshit has a lifted F150 that probably costs $650 a month too and has $1600 mud tires on it
those are prison tattoos.
Those are defintely tattoos a buddy did could be professional equipment but I guarentee a friend did those
Damn there's a shit ton of Thieves that walk up in your store
One a week is heaps?
This place is a thief’s paradise. No consequences ever.
Most stores are like this....except for Walmart and best buy they don't fuck around
What are they suppose to do? Also look at the views..u don’t think ppl from this guys hometown or ppl he work with aren’t sharing this making fun of this loser along with million other ppl…this video is here forever, that’s pretty shitty
A few times cops were actually called. But most of the time the items are returned or paid for.
Getting plastered on the internet with millions of views is quite the consequence lol
Tough guy: " What are you here for?"
This dude: "Grand theft pickle."
Tough guy: scared
Made me laugh thanks
😂 brilliant
Wwhhat? You stole a PICKLE? May god have MERCY
Pickle Riiiiiiiccckkkkk
Properly have that dude charged with stupidity. 100 dollar ticket for being dumb.
He looks like he has a degree in Methmatics
blahahaha 😂😂
It's part of their culture
He looks like a bum, dirty clothes facial hair not kept neat and of all thing's a thief!
🎓😂😂😂😂🎓
Hahahaha savage comment love it 🤣
10/10 for the whistling skills :) vocals are the #1 portable musical instrument 😊❤
This is quality Loss & Prevention training. 4:55 All NeckBeard Retail Pirates look the same. I really wasn't sure you had the right one for a minute.
Imagine having to go to court for one of these people stealing and your evidence is the video of you commentating on them stealing😂
Atleast it wont be boring in court
@@kekw5153 Hi I'm from Russia🙋😊
Imagine getting embarrassed in front of everyone for stealing a pickled sausage lmaooo 😂😂😂
I've been binge watching these videos since yesterday !
That singing was beautiful. Thank you
I guess we not got talk about:
The great whistling and F.r.i.e.n.d.s rendition
And his pretty good range. Like wtf
I agree, it was pretty awesome..LMAO🤣🤣
I thought that was friends
I did clap
E P I C
Never trust anyone who's beard is trying to escape from his face.
*whose
Not that hard, buddy.
@@LjCaples it doesn't even matter the message is still clear why are u even correcting him
each of his front teeth has its own time zone
@@kw3865 hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk🤣
I think I have been hacked. I don't remember making a comment.
I can’t stop watching these!!
Dude I swear I love these videos
S'HE GONE!
SHE GONE!
SHE GONE ! Lol... I went to post this, and I see you beat me to it !
@WheresMyChallenge what’s up man!
“May or may not be me” 😂idk why I’m laughing so hard. This channel is great
I really feel bad for this gas station man sooo many robberies.
Kamal Shix shoplifting isnt a robbery
@@kamalshix7690 yea but he profits off these theifs
Dude I did too and then rewound it lmao
@@luivelez1706 So ironically he ends up robbing them more. LOL
-That may or may not be me. 😂🤣😂
It’s so hilarious at the way he says “beef stick”😂
Guy in the front seat
"Damn dude, I've got a warrant, I'm outta here"
“The pickled sausage pocketer” These villain names are killing me 😭😂
Maybe someone will give him the "Pickled Sausage" when he drops the soap in the jail shower.
LMFAO 😂 😂
I lost it when you started whistling 😂
These titles and commentaries are gold 😂
You see him dumping it at 3:51 then casually say search me 🤣🤣
Good eye
Dude I didn’t even notice that!!!!! GOOD EYE!!!!
Tossed it at exactly 3:54
And they all missed it
Didnt even notice
"Thief scratches, then looks over at the employee, that may or may not be me" 🤣😂😁
Love these videos. Your commentary is hilarious.
"Code Red Mountain Dew - Good choice, good choice!" LMAO.
I'm a Baja Blast fan myself. There's a new watermelon flavored Mountain Dew, that's also pretty good. Livewire's good too.
@@KB-zn3wg dude, that mountain dew.... i bought one on the fly and when i read the sugar amount. Threw it in the garbage.....
74 grams of sugar .
Buddy that so conveniently decided to walk has a little somethin somethin illegal on his person and decided to walk instead of chancing potentially getting pulled over and searched down the road.... *She gone!*
Warrant probably
Yea he took the bag and ran lol
the picked him up in the truck
More like the thief walks so if the plate gets taken and reported, the owner can just say it’s a hitchhiker and it’s not on them.
Honestly, have these people EVER waited for the police?
Only the innocent. And only the lonely.
Honestly I wouldn't either, but I also wouldn't rob from a gas station.
@Jim McCracken those are fine n dandy. Sometimes just fine but not dandy and sometimes dandy but not fine. I have to ask you, which is it? Or maybe it's just exceptional?
@Jim McCracken 1st amendment people would fall under innocent. I didn't forget anyone.
@Jim McCracken First amendment auditors would be in the innocent category.
I love the titles of these
When you sang that song it touched my heart I felt like we bonded for a second
I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen someone eating a pickled sausage they kinda just disappear from shelves
Not my type of gas station snack either. I’m more of a starburst man myself.
I'm one of those bitches that enjoys a pickled sausage as well as a pickled egg. Greetings from Alabama 🤠
Love me a big mama pickled sausage with pork skins lol
Come to the south...I'm from Chicago and I don't even remember seeing a pickled sausage in stores and then I moved to ATL and they are in every store and people buy them..
Once in a while when my stomach can take it I'll buy one
The beef jerky section... an almost definite pit stop for dirty thieves.
I order my jerky online nowadays. I just sit and scratch and glance at my kitchen counter without fear of being deemed a shoplifter.
The beef jerky at the Dollar General I shop have square magnetic patches..the guy forgot to demagnetize mine and the alarm sounded..he said to just go on as I stopped at the door..I saw the magnetic thing on the front of the package a few days later while eating some and realized that's why the alarm went off. I had no idea.
Most "normal", healthy and sane people dont go into gas stations anx convenience stores, thats why they deal with these people.
Silence. He eats the pickled sausage in absolute silence.
I am loving these videos lmao the titles you coming up for these thieves are hilarious! 🤣🤣
Love the talk over!😂😂😂
There is nothing more HUMILIATING then getting SHOWED YOU STOLE a dam pickled sausage. Just take the L and pay for it.
"Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you just stealing from me?"
This is some of the best commentating on the tube.. lmao 😂😂😂
I kept watching this video even though this is not what I looked up. The man telling the story had me so intrigued and laughing 🤣
the whistle rendition of friends was gorgeous
This dude was clearly a "geek monster" 😂😂 his man's that fled the scene had the dope on him..🤦♂️
more likely he had a warrant
I love when we can see you go over to the monitor when the dude walks in lol
bro your enthusiasm is crazyyy 😂😂this was a dopee funny video 🔥💯
New title: The vinegar glazed glizzy grabber.
the title on his new video😳😳😳😳😳 u inspired him
Yo thats insane
Period daddy
Lols 😂 wow
@@YALI366 lol
Inmate: So I hear you like pickled sausages...
😆
Or maybe, sausage flavored pickle. Either way the end result is unchanged.
SUUSSSy
love the narration
You nailed the whistling
I love how at 5:04 his friends head just shows up at the window idk why but that just looked funny to me
Lol
With the slow motion, music, and commentator saying sausage all at the same time it was perfect 😂😂
Did not evan notice that, lmaoooo
You n me both ! I was like look at him just peeking over lol
haha, also "sausage".
You: “This is you”
Sees himself on camera
Him: No
pickpocket 0 speech 0
"my beard doesnt have that many hairs"
holy crap, i think we watched the same video!
@@Xcreator999
how is that possible?
That whistling is on point!!
Ahhh yes, the Picked Sausage Pocketer, for when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month... or even your year.
So call the nearest Sherwin William's and ask 'em if any of their employees is eating a pickled sausage.
And say they've been recalled, which is literally true.
What's your beef with Sherman Williams?? Haha sounds like a bad employer
They give those shirts to pros that buy house paint. He dont work for sherwin Williams.
what I learned from this: people actually DO buy individual pickles. I find that really strange.
Right? Most people throw them away when they come free with a sandwich
Welllll, technically he didn't actually buy it! :P
@@g4111 that was a pickled sausage they all got individual pickles lol
It does seem really weird, but dude. .. I once had a couple bites from someone's pickle they bought single packaged like that, and it was freaking delicious. Not lying. Very good.
@@DVeck89 those people must be exterminated
I love that he's like whistling the friends series intro song
THAT’S WHAT IT WAS!!??
Your commentary KILLS ME.... especially when you start whistling 90s sitcom tunes....
I'd get so scared confronting someone, it sounds like he gets a little nervous too by his breathing, yet he still does it.... I wonder if anyone has ever reacted hostile towards his accusations
There not accusations there facts with proof
Some people are just built for it I guess. I was never scared confronting people that I had proof on
@@ebonimom6964 what a badass
@@ignacio9813 not at all. Just worked in AP so it was part of my job 🤣🤣🤣
@@ebonimom6964 What's AP?
Can we get some "she goneeeeee" shirts or hoodies for merch!?! I'm glad to help design them!
yes! well, shirts...im poor
He🏒🏒 yeah!!!
For real!
No one cares enough to buy them tbh
@@kkay7718 not true
I love to watch these videos. It gives me a sense of justice in a chaotic world.
GREAT WHISSELING.... YOU THE MAN.
Hes probably like "nah they didn't get me on camera." *Sees the screen with a shit ton of camera angles*
"Dear neptune."
"These dudes don't play"
he did the classic “look up at the counter”, rookie mistake
And the thief scratch
Your editing and commentary is wonderful
I came here for top notch whistling, was not disappointed
@ 3:53 The cam Just misses Him taking it from his left pocket them Underhands it Very smoothly into the direction of the scene of the Crime Im surprised these Pro clerks missed that! love the vids!
The moment I realized why he was being called Mr. Williams 😂
Bro this guys narrations are always funny af
It’s the whistling and singing for me 🤣🤣
Wow, Jack Meridius Maximus was having a realy good hair day.
Guy who walked off is probably on probation or parole. Choose your friends wisely
Construction is one of the few jobs that hire u in USA for felons/convicts
Ok?
Okay 👍🏻
Wow that whistle and singing is surprisingly good 🤣
I work at a gas station and I WISH I worked w yall! Yall seem like the best company! This is what u should be able to do when u own your business!!!
That's a hillbilly I'd ever saw one lol
His name may or may not be Cletus
@@billybob042665 an internet moron. Tf is that hahaha That's a new one lol
Officer: Can you give a description of the perp?
GSE: You know those steel wool brushes you clean the grill with.
LETHAL WEEABOO .....
Lol
😂 so true
Ooooo shit lmao
The way you do the video's, it's funny as hell
Love the narration haha.
Awww here he goes with his, "What you talkin bout mann I didn't do nothinn" HE GONE! 🙄
Hey man, you should let *Jack* do a voice over. Would love to hear what he'd say.
Fr fr
He would forget to hit the record button.
@@FantasyAndChill lmfao
He would not turn on the mic or something
@@FantasyAndChill It pains me to say it but my kid would just literally say "bruh, what a boomer" since Jack didn't record it again or even if he commented on this video.
Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.
I don't know how you stay so positive dude.
I love how so many adults steal here instead of kids
Adults have better experience.
I just gotta compliment him on whistling the friends theme flawlessly.
Man you are killing it. Thanks for keeping people honest. Nice "Friends" theme song.
He whistles well. XD
So cool
When the narrator said “he’s gonna stares at that employee that may or may not be me” I was like your voice does not match.
Does anyone pay for anything at this gas station? 😂😂😂
Facts code red is a classic and still one of the best
It was literally the whistle for me and the dude in the glasses 😂