I died when the camera "passed out" at 8:11 when Dave said they were now doing random food reviews. You can't write that kind of comedy. It happens, or it doesn't. Great stuff.
*cooks every pizza twice as long as the instructions* “people saying Dave you’re not cooking the pizza right. Idk what to tell you, my oven’s my oven, it is what it is...”
One adult male who can't do laundry, clean his apartment, cook a frozen pizza, or shower himself, everybody knows he's nothing without Frankie and Debbie
Prez, thank you for sharing these videos, they are awesome. While I am working in the hospital, it is extremely stressful and anxiety ridden, and I find watching these videos incredibly stress relieving. Keep these videos up Prez ❤️
so u here to watch the video or criticize the way a person lives...clearly u have a boring life..as you are fascinated by the way another person lives..
We got pretty hard on him for the dry ice thing yesterday but honestly these reviews are the one thing keeping me sane in this whole quarantine. Thank you, Dave.
@@_ProTrax 8th grade geometry is for gifted math. 8th grade algebra is for advanced/ honors math. And 8th grade pre algebra is normal math. Geometry is taken normally for everyone after algebra 1, so 10th grade for normal kids
@@JimBobe 6th grade prealebra, 7th grade algebra, 8th geometry for my school. 9th algebra 2. Then we went pretrig, trig, and calc 1 & 2 if you took math senior year
Beginning of video: has a clumsy movement and calls it Dyslexia. End of video: calls pythagorean theorem pagatherem's theory. this is pure gold. (for real I didnt know how to spell it either though)
Im watching these all out of order, He has pizza cutters, hes using a knife, He has an oven, he has oven mitts. So fun to watch all this and Dave is hilariously entertaining
I love Papa Gino's, and about a year ago they closed in the last Papa Gino's up here in Maine. I bought the Papa Gino's frozen pizza about a month ago to get my fix. Very disappointing. And now I can't even drive down to Massachusetts to fix the problem. So sad
I LOVE Papa Gino's! On my way home from work picked up 2 pies this week alone. And the cheese? OMG. the cheese pizza is SO good! Our local grocer had these on special around the time you made this video. So we picked one up to try it and enjoyed it. Went back to get more; gone! Never saw them again! Pity, not a frozen pie kinda guy but these weren't bad.
One man who's been sniffing dry ice cause he liked the burn. Everyone knows he forgot to stock pile the cocaine. Lose your mind to the isolation pizza fever dreams Prez!
I completely agree, Home Run Inn is better than most big chain delivery pizzas and some locals. This lummox gave them a pretty low score... but then again he does not know the difference between dry ice and regular ice, and many other common knowledge things, so his opinion means nothing. He probably keeps giving Amy’s pizza props because he thinks “Amy” is going to come over and shower him after a day of sexual favors.
@@jesuguru2394 Literally everything someone who doesn't/can't cook would cook in the oven has preheat as the first instruction, so even that's not an excuse.
These new reviews are pure gold. The hell with official reviews just have people bring pizzas to dave's apartment and don't let him leave. Pure gold watching him babble and swirl a big knife around.
I'm late to the party, but I just put this pizza back today in exchange for a table 87. Which was a waste if ten bucks, tho I looked up pizza reviews, this dude's video was the first recommendation. Now here I am two hours later, can't stop watching this dude!
This series is now about watching one man's descent into madness.
Lol. Good content
Sadly, that might be the case.
🤫🤣😂
I fucking read your comment has he was replaying the dry ice clip. I died of laughter
Kinda my thing now 😂
It’s like we’re watching his descent into madness in real time
His descent as well
Its been decent
And it's hilarious
His descent is decent to watch
right like this guys losing it,.
That shot of the camera slowly falling over while Dave talks about the popcorn was pretty legit.
I laughed out loud when that happened. It was perfect timing!
It was definitely my favourite but of the whole review
Pythagorean Theorem
Pythag’s Theorem
Pyths ‘Rem
*Pagatheorium*
What kind of witchery are you pulling?
Not Pythagorean's. His name was Pythagoras; Pythagorean means related to Pythagoras.
Pagatheorium sounds like a extinct pachyderm
@@WallhacksYT Paraceratherium
@@sweatyskinfolds1385 you must play Ark too 😂
I died when the camera "passed out" at 8:11 when Dave said they were now doing random food reviews. You can't write that kind of comedy. It happens, or it doesn't. Great stuff.
Ngl a year later just watched this, I felt like I laughed an unreasonably large amount at that.
hilarious!
This home edition is way better IMO. I've never laughed so hard.
Yeah and his home edition frozen pizza reviews have been getting more views on average as well.
@@Ben7seven7 Thats because everyone has more time on their hands
👌
Me too, I genuinely love every episode.
Pro tip; eat or open mailed boxes. But touching delivered boxes, then touching pizza, and putting said pizza in you pie hole is no Bueno.
*cooks every pizza twice as long as the instructions* “people saying Dave you’re not cooking the pizza right. Idk what to tell you, my oven’s my oven, it is what it is...”
He likes it crispy ya peanut
Most of the time you gotta just toss her in and periodically check it. The instructions don't do it
HOMERUN INN wasn't cooked twice
You can tell.by how pale the bottom looked
Connor Duncan dude it looks like he honestly cooked this pizza correctly for once
JACK CITY well every single directions ive ever read always say TIME MAY VARY BASED ON OVEN
In 2 weeks, he'll be talking to a volley ball.
antoine catherine I hope someone sends him one lol
Or a Franklin basketball 🏀 😂😂
One simple math problem, everyone knows Dave can’t figure out that 50 calories per cup and 150 calories per 3 cups is the same thing.
"who's a math guy? who's a physics guy? Einstein? No, he is a scientist." :'D
Jet Ryan “Pagatheorem”!!!!!!!!!!! Lol
Is math related to science?
Jesus Dave! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
decentradical I’m guessing that you’re joking, but Einstein is famous for a math equation. E=mc^2. And yes, math is part of physics.
@@roems6396 it's something Katy Perrg asked Neil Degrasse Tyson.
One adult male who can't do laundry, clean his apartment, cook a frozen pizza, or shower himself, everybody knows he's nothing without Frankie and Debbie
He has unlimited money that makes up for all your can'ts
@@nickwatts7640 Dave?
@@golden-sun reality check?
@@nickwatts7640 but not yours
Is he serious about having the virus? I can't tell if he is joking or not.
“Who’s a physics guy? Einstein? Nah he’s a scientist.” 💀
'Is science related to math?'
A scientist named ... “fill in the blank”. I know the answer but do you? Nope 😜
One Saturday pizza review everybody knows we’ve lost our damn minds in quarantine
One Pagatheorium, everybody knows Dave's "tarded".
Prez, thank you for sharing these videos, they are awesome. While I am working in the hospital, it is extremely stressful and anxiety ridden, and I find watching these videos incredibly stress relieving. Keep these videos up Prez ❤️
The phone slowly falling fits perfectly into his current situation
I was sitting here going "There goes...the...camera. Yep, there it went." Died laughing at that.
One “flavorless” bite, everyone knows Dave’s got the Corona.
yeah dude, he is suffering from COVID 100%.
Max Drelinger all of us got it
Lol
very trendy of you
He really rolled the dice with all those box openings... Why even quarantine, Davey?
Dave is literally lost without Frankie lol
vetoland92 hey Frankie where are we.
Hi Frankie!
Pres out here slowly turning in to Pattinson in The Lighthouse
“Alright Frankie, come back.”
JRice52 Frankie having a blast not following around Dave eating pizza and getting the runs
Frankie is isolated with Debbie
"Who's the math guy? Einstein? No, he's a scientist". LMAO
I guess he meant the Rain Man (Kim Peek) played by Dustin Hoffman. And the wheelchair guy's name was Stephen Hawking
Could be Russell Crowe Beautiful Mind.
HA!!!!
@@johnb1877 I guess he was thinking of Pythagoras. But then it turned into a stream of consciousness . Pres being Pres )
@@JoachimLevel thats what I was thinking the whole time.... Rainman
One dirty apartment everyone knows he misses Frankie.
Who do you think is taking out that shit?
Dirty/?? his houe is a hospital compared to mine....
so u here to watch the video or criticize the way a person lives...clearly u have a boring life..as you are fascinated by the way another person lives..
Don't you mean Debbie?
Whatchu mean??? Debbie and Frankie are in his room, waiting on him to come back to bed
one math guy, everyone knows dave is losing his mind.
Moe Elhage bahahahaha
Plus, his distinction between "nah, that's a science guy" vs a "math guy" is... interesting.
That happened a long time ago
Love this fella. Uplifting videos. Salute from London.
Dave is making A-game level stuff with these home reviews. This one had me rolling!
A as in Asinine?
"Pagatheorim?... Packatheorims theory, isn't that something?"😂🤣😂🤣
I fucking laughed my head off at that part
@@GreenDovesIRL Same. Honestly, because no one can say that guys name right!
@@GreenDovesIRL I literally started dying laughing, because he gave two different pronunciations in the same video sentence. 😂
Pres is gonna go to a real pizza place after he’s done self isolating and give it a 9.9 because of all of the frozen pizza he’s eating.
8:12 holy shit the comedic timing of the camera
And no shits were given by Dave at all.
Red Barron 3 cheese brick oven is on a whole new level. Amazing spices and perfect crust, not even comparable to other frozen pizzas
“Can’t think of a single math guy” proceeds to name like 20 astronomers/physicists/mathematicians thinking they aren’t math guys
The Count from Sesame Street was pretty good at math .
One Michigan education, everybody knows pres is dyslexic
No he is not dyslexic but maybe a little A D D or A D H D
You should make your own homemade quarantine pizza and review it.
Thank you Pres for your dedication, love your work
I thought I was dying when the camera tipped over 😂😂😂
We got pretty hard on him for the dry ice thing yesterday but honestly these reviews are the one thing keeping me sane in this whole quarantine. Thank you, Dave.
These are really starting to give me hope for both the lockdown and life after it. Pygathoriums and Newton's holy moly.
This cured my depression:)
tansteel hahaha trust me mate
*Dave's pizza in the oven*
"One hour, everyone knows the cook time"
Appreciate reviews from home but watching Dave slowly unwind is priceless!
E= MC squared. Is that NOT a mathematical equation? YES IT IS.
Literally the only thing I’ve looked forward to during these crazy times in our world. Keep me coming Prez!
One bite everyone knows he’s trying to remember Stephen Hawking.
Dave you getting to be like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Don’t go looney tooney on us brother. Stay strong 💪
"let's keep it light" *dave's murder face* 2:03
The Dry Ice conversation had my crying 😂😂😂😂
To be honest most people don’t know that dry ice burns
one mispronounced Pythagoras, everybody knows Dave failed grade 10 english
What fucking English class did you take? You learn Pythagoras' theorem in like 8th/9th grade geometry
WadddleDeee 😂😂😂
@@_ProTrax 8th grade geometry is for gifted math. 8th grade algebra is for advanced/ honors math. And 8th grade pre algebra is normal math. Geometry is taken normally for everyone after algebra 1, so 10th grade for normal kids
@@JimBobe 6th grade prealebra, 7th grade algebra, 8th geometry for my school. 9th algebra 2. Then we went pretrig, trig, and calc 1 & 2 if you took math senior year
Beginning of video: has a clumsy movement and calls it Dyslexia. End of video: calls pythagorean theorem pagatherem's theory. this is pure gold. (for real I didnt know how to spell it either though)
Pythgoras theory
Pythagoras' Pythagorean Theorem
I'm only here for the purple pants check. good job Dave stay strong
Keep 'em coming Dave (special thanks for a Saturday review) everyone needs the laughs....
The only thing keeping me alive right now are these damn frozen pizzas reviews. Thank you for doing these on weekends 🙏🏼
One multi-millionaire that's clearly on the spectrum everyone knows he needs a refill from cvs asap
Watching Dave try to do math and think of a "math guy" has been the highlight of my pathetic little day!
One mole on the hip that needs to be checked out, everybody knows the rules
Good Catch...I saw it too.
Im watching these all out of order, He has pizza cutters, hes using a knife, He has an oven, he has oven mitts. So fun to watch all this and Dave is hilariously entertaining
Legit looking forward to these every day! Dave's got me rolling 😂
Need to do a review on Totino's frozen pizza, the ramen noodles of pizza
You dont even cut them shits, just fold it like a taco and soak up the zillion beers in your gut
Greatest cheapest pizza ever. $1 everyone knows the rule.
Pizza rolls
My favorite movies are A Strange Mind and A Theory on Matter
Will's Hunting, A Fucked Up Mind and A Theory on Packatherum
One bite everyone knows that Debbie is in the other room
"Who's a physicists? Einstein? No he's a scientist." - Dave
These videos are the best content I have consumed all quarantine.
one stephen hawking impersonation - everybody knows we’re going to hell.
I watch Epic Rap Battles of History. I've been going to hell for watching a Hawking impersonation for years now.
one list of historical figures with no relation, everybody knows Dave failed high school
You missed the chance to bonk a virtual apple off his head when he mentioned Newton
I love Papa Gino's, and about a year ago they closed in the last Papa Gino's up here in Maine. I bought the Papa Gino's frozen pizza about a month ago to get my fix. Very disappointing. And now I can't even drive down to Massachusetts to fix the problem. So sad
I can't think of one other human I could watch brainstorm alone, for 5 minutes, and not feel one ounce of boredom haha
Quarantined farting in the same purple sweats - everyone knows the rules
One slowly falling camera, everyone knows he's a mess without Frankie
one overly tight shirt, everybody knows it's a women's medium
One guy trying to hard to get likes with generic comments, everybody knows hes desperate.
@@MrCrazyass91 Exactly.
Dylan Babin The irony, is astounding
Lol
I LOVE Papa Gino's! On my way home from work picked up 2 pies this week alone. And the cheese? OMG. the cheese pizza is SO good! Our local grocer had these on special around the time you made this video. So we picked one up to try it and enjoyed it. Went back to get more; gone! Never saw them again! Pity, not a frozen pie kinda guy but these weren't bad.
This is without a doubt one of the best videos I watched from Dave.
Frankie needs to come over and have a coming to Jesus with his pizza loving, Coke addicted buddy......
brickit26 hahaha 🤣
brickit26 pres is Jewish
Oh he's been there..prob waiting naked in the bedroom for Dave as we speak
jabroni Dave is the Pizza King Dave Exptic
jabroni Tommy Too
one frozen pizza everyday, everybody knows prez got the shits
complete fucking fail.
@@BrianL-ke2bu taking a shit everyday is a fail? its actually a big W
Matt Roberts A major accomplishment
One bite everyone knows Dave's condo turning into a fuckin warehouse.
The next pizza a company sends you they’re gonna half their cooking time on the box so you don’t bake it until it turns into hardtack
“Pagatheorem?”
A Michigan Man, everybody.
yoyoyobottleoyos A typical Boston man as well
Dawg, I was literally chirping mathematic scholars & you nailed quite a few. Good on you brother for not giving up!
Haven’t watched yet and I know it’s gonna be burnt
One man who's been sniffing dry ice cause he liked the burn. Everyone knows he forgot to stock pile the cocaine.
Lose your mind to the isolation pizza fever dreams Prez!
NO worries , they deliver in the city
I worked from home half the day today before realizing it was Saturday.
Brain fog pandemic
williv lol I was wondering why the Sunday paper was so small.
This may be the best pizza review in history.
I'm not going to be surprised when he carves a smiley face into a block of dry ice and starts calling it Frankie.
Home run inn is the best frozen pizza quality and taste u will ever find. Ever. Trust me
He's still using the pizza peel that they sent him.
Brendan M agreed just started eating it recently best frozen pizza I’ve had
Yeah shit is great even better at the actual place in Chicago. He did eat it and gave the frozen one 4.9
I completely agree, Home Run Inn is better than most big chain delivery pizzas and some locals. This lummox gave them a pretty low score... but then again he does not know the difference between dry ice and regular ice, and many other common knowledge things, so his opinion means nothing. He probably keeps giving Amy’s pizza props because he thinks “Amy” is going to come over and shower him after a day of sexual favors.
One disheveled appearance, everybody knows Debbie forgot to comb his hair.
He still dosent know how to preheat the oven.
Everyone knows the rules
Edit thanks for the likes I would appreciate a sub
@Greg A You must not know how to cook then.
@@SuperReviews4you he clearly doesn't know how to cook
@@SuperReviews4you Maybe his SO (or mom) does all the cooking
@@jesuguru2394 Literally everything someone who doesn't/can't cook would cook in the oven has preheat as the first instruction, so even that's not an excuse.
@@crimson90 literally not an excuse. It's almost always the first step lol
These reviews have been entertaining as hell. Perhaps the best part of quarantine
Im really loving this minimal editing stuff. Slowly watching the camera tip over was fucking gold.
One bite, everybody knows he's living like a freshman in south quad.
Prez looks like he's going stir crazy.
Prez looks like he just woke up.
One overcooked frozen pizza. Everybody knows the rules
Why do people keep saying its over cooked? If it was over cooked the bottom would be black. Look in gewd to me
Manuel De Leon gewd?
@@johnnydeleon8210 you know it's overcooked when the cheese and sauce is dry
Yo, I just found these videos last week, and I've been on a binge😂 Keep it up, love the content👍
Withdrawal symptoms on camera, everybody knows it's coke
Was he talking about rainman 😂
Cameron Mitchell I think so 😂😂😂
"pupcorn" everyone knows the rules
9:12 you may be thinking of the movie “A beautiful mind” starring Russell Crowe based on the real world life of the mathematician John Nash.
Bingo, somebody knows the rules.
These new reviews are pure gold. The hell with official reviews just have people bring pizzas to dave's apartment and don't let him leave. Pure gold watching him babble and swirl a big knife around.
“I’m still out here competing” 😂😂😂
"If this is better for you, then this is better. If Pirate Booty is better for you then this is better." RIP
Someone send this guy a tripod for the phone he's using 🤣 painful to watch... almost as painful as touch g dry ice 🤣🤣
Who doesn't know that touching dry ice is a bad idea
To this day, I still don't know the rules.
I'm late to the party, but I just put this pizza back today in exchange for a table 87. Which was a waste if ten bucks, tho I looked up pizza reviews, this dude's video was the first recommendation. Now here I am two hours later, can't stop watching this dude!
8:00 onwards is completely chaos and it why I love Dave 😂😂