Partway through the video i got an ad for dog food that said "no living being should ever eat processed food for every single meal of their life" and that seems so strangely pertinent
@@peekosama2709 the calendar only shows until April visible so I would say it’s between that time frame if he uses the calendar but it was the same calendar in the steak video so who knows but in that video he said he was working on the pizza video so maybe the calendar was put out in preparation for the year maybe
"It doesn't really matter what kind of pepperoni you get as long as it doesn't say turkey or vegan or anything stupid on it, you should be fine" - Words to live by.
also puts it on totinos which uses garbage tier diced mystery pepperoni bits, and other sub par ingredients that taste more like cardboard than genuine pizza
The way you compared pepperoni placement to bombing a city was beautiful, almost poetic really. You opened my eyes as to how I've been doing it wrong all these years, and I must say I am forever grateful 🙏.
As a house owner it makes me worried for the house structure. That house probably has a lot of mold. In the long run it'll be a health hazard for Asmon.
Dude, slapping the pizza cutter against your stomach to dry it had me laughing so fuckin hard. Only to find out it goes back into the water to soak until the next time you cook a pizza LOL! This is your best kinda content.
I love how as time goes on, we'll have a 7 page cookbook of all the meals Asmon eats. The 7th page just says "Dr.Pepper" in huge letters, under-scored several times.
I have a Snoop Dogg cookbook that has a few pages of his favorite munchies. Can definitely see a page or two devoted to gummies and cookies in the Asmon book
@@SHAAADOWWW794 yeah good point. they were always like that, they just have the opportunity to let the mask slip. I used to not like Asmon, but over the years I've found him pretty endearing and intelligent. Seems like he would be a good friend. A real one.
@@sliceofpie9584 he is huble by choice dude is a multi millionaire. he could be a pretentious duche bag clubbing and chasing women if he wanted to but he chooses the simple life instead.
One of these days after he's gone somebody's going to be settling his business and die of shock at the money he had squirreled away because he's not fancy.
at first I thought the calendar was just a few months out of date... but no... it's the last page of a 2021 calendar showing the first 4 months of 2022. classic.
You know I grew up thinking that making Kraft dinner was the easy food solution. But this man wouldn’t even consider it. Way to many steps/dishes to clean for him.
I love how he says he keeps his hands clean at all times, which helps him keep his clothes clean for longer periods of time. Then he proceeds to go into the garage to grab a dusty old oven he hasn’t used in a long time, that he found in a wheelbarrow next to some old clothes, then grabs his pizza bare handed to put into the oven, then later after it’s cooked, he wipes off the pizza cutter on his shirt to clean the pizza cutter.
Na bro. You got it totally wrong. Other TH-camr react to this, then he reacts to them reacting to him, and they react to his reaction to there react, then he react to there reaction to his reactions to there reaction. Its simple
YESSSS!!! Seasoning on pizza!!! Asmon, this video shows you in a different light, and honestly i think youd be really cool to hang out with Not because your rich Not because youe famous But because you seem so chill, like your literally that cool gamer guy that everyone wants in their life Keep going Asmon, not alot of youtubers show their mundane aspects of their life, and its great to see,
It really shows Asmon's dedication to not doing basic stuff when you see that his microwave's clock isn't even set. God bless you sir for your dedication to the lazy life.
@@ZM-dm3jg Exactly. People think he’s being frugal (which is part of it) or putting on an act but it seems like a lot of what he does/the way he lives is an effort to preserve how his life has always been, especially when his mom was alive. From the outside it may look odd but if he’s comfortable and happy w/e.
@@Arkantos117 Regarding personal hygiene it's pretty obvious his parents didn't teach him anything at all. He might be a decent guy overall, but not washing your hands because there are no visible stains on them or wearing the same t-shirt for a month is unacceptable. Guy must stink worse than a corpse at this point.
This man lives in the most germ infested environment a human body can possibly withstand... "I don't eat undercooked food, I don't eat sushi" my god, I love it.
Some life-changing lessons I‘ve learned throughout this video: - Don‘t put too much cheese on the already topped pizza. - Imagine a city bombardment when putting on the Peperoni. - Don‘t bake the pizza in the regular oven, but first put another oven on top of the other oven to bake it in there. - You don‘t need a toaster, unless for a bath. - A pizza cutter is only useful when the knife is already dirty from the steak.
Remember when cooking pizza, don't forget to grab your turkey oven. You know the $20 one you got 10 years ago that you keep in the wheelbarrow in the garage. Also, cleaning it takes work and time. So just plug it in and use it. Cob webs and spiders add to the flavor.
I live exactly like him and can't agree more. I really just did cover in a blanket in my none heated apartement and watch anime while eating my 2$ Pizza. Only difference is i don't have as much class as asmon and eat it uncut
You put the oregano first so that it's covered in the melted cheese, this allows the heat to activate the flavors while protecting the oregano from burning first in the oven.
@@butterysticky6818 The lowest layer isn't going to get as hot as the highest layer that is in contact with the hottest part, the hot air heating the thing in the first place.
the pizza cutter belly smacks really brought it home for me. 10/10. my only critique is that i dont understand how he doesnt just take the pepperonis and eat them out of the bag before they make it on the za. i cant resist.
It's refreshing the honesty in the reviews of competitor products. The "blow the dick off of..." quote is what hooked me. Nice work on the review and I applaud the gentleman's approach to reviewing food.
Perfectly good pizza hack. Buy a cheap frozen pizza and add the toppings you want on top. I used to do this myself for a quick meal until I decided I like the fresher naan bread for a crust, jar spaghetti sauce, mozzarella and whatever toppings you want tasted better without much extra effort.
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I just watched a multi millionaire in his 30s explain for 20 minutes how to put a frozen pizza in the oven. And I loved it
@@Petrixxxxxxx mommy died bro
@@Petrixxxxxxx 🤡
@@Petrixxxxxxxwierdo
@@Petrixxxxxxx u got some mental issues
@@Petrixxxxxxx I think you’re just mad Asmon has more money and success than you’ll ever see. Go away weirdo
I like how his pizza fits perfectly on the oven rack, then perfectly on the plate. He's min-maxed making frozen pizza
My parents got me a square-shaped dining set one Christmas, and the real joy of it was that a Totinos pizza fit perfectly on the square plates I got.
Cooking 300.
Asmond is Ulillillia's cousin because of this pizza thing
That Tostitos pizzas, and that’s why I live them
He's just lucky.
the comparison to not over lining pepperoni with bombing a city was extremely insightful. A true professional. Thank you asmon
true american
"Toaster? We don't need a toaster.. not unless I wanna take a bath"
I can relate to that 😂
Lmfaooo. Just came to comment this💀
no u cant
Thats actually crazy good joke holy shit
this dude is the only being that transforms a 2$ meal into a multi thousand dollars of content machine. What a beast.
the return of invest in fucking insane, also a pizza, i see no downsides here.
Gotta pay for all the $2 Pizza and Steak for the rest of his life.
This man can make literally anything entertaining.
My channel is doing well so I was able to get the non store brand cheese! 😂😂😂
tru and real
This is the only time you’ll ever see a literal multi millionaire complain about a pizza being $2 not $1 what a great guy
Really? I found it kind of annoying. Imagine you can’t afford a pizza and this millionaire is complaining about a 2$ one
@@connorp5142 we’ll I see what you’re saying but the reason I don’t see it that way is because he’s deadass serious lol. So it’s fair, imo
That’s why he will be set and have plenty of money the rest of his life
People who have money don't spend money
@@connorp5142 sounds like a you problem. You're just jealous of the dude when he's just happy being who he is despite the success
Partway through the video i got an ad for dog food that said "no living being should ever eat processed food for every single meal of their life" and that seems so strangely pertinent
LMAO
"The oven is in the wheelbarrow which is where the clothes are" probably the best thing I've heard all year 😂😂
“Whenever it gets below freezing in the house, it makes me feel like I’m on an adventure” 😂😂😂 protect this man at all cost
If it was anyone else this would be a touch grass moment but we all know if asmon ever went outside he would evaporate immediately
@@buckashisensei 💙😅🤣
meanwhile its like a hundred in texas so i dont understand unless this was filmed months ago :)
@@zacharyc.4281 exactly my thought, this had to be filmed in the winter
@@peekosama2709 the calendar only shows until April visible so I would say it’s between that time frame if he uses the calendar but it was the same calendar in the steak video so who knows but in that video he said he was working on the pizza video so maybe the calendar was put out in preparation for the year maybe
"It doesn't really matter what kind of pepperoni you get as long as it doesn't say turkey or vegan or anything stupid on it, you should be fine" - Words to live by.
also puts it on totinos which uses garbage tier diced mystery pepperoni bits, and other sub par ingredients that taste more like cardboard than genuine pizza
@@ivanjakanov No shit its $1 - $2 to make, what are you expecting.
@@ivanjakanov cheap pizza has cheap ingredients who would have guessed?
@DerjenicheDerScheißneBaunTut your paying at least 20$ for the ingredients to make a pizza, what are you on about 😂
@@riioas5543 the pizza is supposed to be made out of left over ingredients so you shouldn’t be spending 20 dollars
Asmon is hilarious, I just got into his videos and I'm always cracking up. Some of the greatest dry humor.
The authenticity is fucking gold❤❤❤ just goes to show what he really he is
I love this series.
Cooking Struggle food in a biohazard zone with unique metaphors/commentary.
I can't wait to see the 3rd meal.
Call the video "The Last Meal". Good content.
cookies mayhaps?
Some of these comments.. 😂
Some of these comments.. 😂
The cobwebs around 17:10....
Asmon has grown so much. He took the time to wipe down half the stove before this video. Truly a different man
just half of it, u killed me lmao
And he wiped the pizza slicer before using it too
dude isn't he a millionaire? Why does he live in a skanky house
lol
It is what it is lmfao
Why does this video bring me so much comfort lol
Because its relatable? We all bums and normal people
Asmongold is a homeless man with a house.
@@KaffiRawr and you’re just homeless
@@AnimalistiC97 you're homeless
@@KaffiRawr Dang i had no idea. all this time i swore I had my own condo and new chevy silverado
The way you compared pepperoni placement to bombing a city was beautiful, almost poetic really. You opened my eyes as to how I've been doing it wrong all these years, and I must say I am forever grateful 🙏.
"Whenever it gets below freezing in my house, it makes me feel like I'm on an adventure." I felt this in my soul
As a house owner it makes me worried for the house structure. That house probably has a lot of mold. In the long run it'll be a health hazard for Asmon.
@@miukku111 You say that as if Asmon's insides aren't already 80% mold. He can pretty much qualify as a Resident Evil villain at this point.
How is it so cold in texas right now? It's June, should be 70 degrees minimum. This wasn't filmed during the winter, was it?
Asmond is like a homeless man trying to figure out how to live in a house.
Multimillionaire btw 😂
Made this today for me and my wife. Absolutely amazing. Thank you for showing this.
Did you use a regular oven? If so did it work?
@@Bear-88 yes, regular oven. Works great
@@IMerkSkrubz thank you sir im going to try it then
Dude, slapping the pizza cutter against your stomach to dry it had me laughing so fuckin hard. Only to find out it goes back into the water to soak until the next time you cook a pizza LOL! This is your best kinda content.
I love how as time goes on, we'll have a 7 page cookbook of all the meals Asmon eats.
The 7th page just says "Dr.Pepper" in huge letters, under-scored several times.
@@korenn9381 Wendy's
one can only hope. that cookbook would sell out quick 😂
I have a Snoop Dogg cookbook that has a few pages of his favorite munchies. Can definitely see a page or two devoted to gummies and cookies in the Asmon book
You already know Emiru is going to find a way to mess this up when she inevitably tries to make it.
lmao 😂for real
She finna put 5lb of butter
I'm tired of all these lady boys running around the internet.
Just ship them to australia.
Nah she's going to go over and eat all of his while sitting in his chair.
And then shes gonna be cringe and make a $50 ingredients and home made shit that takes 1 hour or something smh
My husband does modifications to frozen pizzas just like that. You need to do more of these because it was so dang funny.
Love the Cooking vids. Really your strength!!!
This man is the perfect example that money doesn't always change a person
It changes those who can be corrupted by money. Real people don't give a fuck about money. Just have what you need to enjoy life.
or "Money doesn't actually give happiness, but love and do what you love, is the real happiness"
@@MrWolfSnack it doesnt change them , they just didnt have opportunity before
@@SHAAADOWWW794 yeah good point. they were always like that, they just have the opportunity to let the mask slip.
I used to not like Asmon, but over the years I've found him pretty endearing and intelligent. Seems like he would be a good friend. A real one.
I think he's the exception not the rule lol
This man is humble af. Decided to watch him couple months ago and he is as genuine as they come. Been watching him since.
He is but the frustration of I understand being frugal.but for fucks sake man fix your heating you're a millionaire
He is OG what more can you say.
@@JaddyOG Exactly. If you're not humble by choice, you're not really humble.
@@sliceofpie9584 Humble by choice? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of being humble? LOL
@@sliceofpie9584 he is huble by choice dude is a multi millionaire. he could be a pretentious duche bag clubbing and chasing women if he wanted to but he chooses the simple life instead.
fk i love how real you are asmon. never change brother!
When it comes to improving cheap frozen pizza, this ist absolute textbook-style. Well done!
This man actually used the metaphor of bombing a city to pepperoni placement. What a legend. 8:22
Mad respect to Asmon, as a fellow Totino’s Pizza connoisseur myself. Man does not disappoint cos he knows what’s up. Cheers bro.
*Cheese bro
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Yeah but you should put the oregano on AFTER you cook! Also red pepper flakes.
I started to watch you like few months ago and i didnt expect this. And it was awesome :D
That horse on the fridge, next level.
He’s a millionaire but he’s just living the simple life, I just love this guy
One of these days after he's gone somebody's going to be settling his business and die of shock at the money he had squirreled away because he's not fancy.
dude lives like an animal.
@@evg3nius he owns, so his 'rent' is cheaper then yours
@@ebarobyre2720 Simple life doesnt not mean lazy. Simple just means simple. lazy means lazy.
@@MrBelayaa i guarantee you he has no mortgage. he pays taxes and thats it.
at first I thought the calendar was just a few months out of date... but no... it's the last page of a 2021 calendar showing the first 4 months of 2022. classic.
who
@@jc_nifb No.
soylent sponsorship
his mom died in october 2021. She probably placed it on the fridge. I wouldn't remove it either tbh
His mom gave it to him.
I've only ever taken in clips of you from youtube and elsewhere over the years, but you are such an enigma and very funny haha
"Close it up" "then that way its closed" the words of a genius. Thank you for this, my life has changed.
I laughed my ass off when I heard him say that
His metaphor for pepperoni placement really caught me off guard lmao
Lmao
He does this purely for the 200 reactions he'll make to people trying his pizza. I love it.
this guy is truly my favorite streamer. what a great guy
This has cleared up alot for me. I can start my pizza journey now!
I want a Asmongold cooking show. Like either him just trying stuff himself or actually him learning to cook
You know I grew up thinking that making Kraft dinner was the easy food solution. But this man wouldn’t even consider it. Way to many steps/dishes to clean for him.
If he's trying to get healthier, I'd watch him progressively fail and succeed to cook new things lol
This is his cooking show wdym
I really want a short series with dad involved.
😂😂😂
I love how he says he keeps his hands clean at all times, which helps him keep his clothes clean for longer periods of time. Then he proceeds to go into the garage to grab a dusty old oven he hasn’t used in a long time, that he found in a wheelbarrow next to some old clothes, then grabs his pizza bare handed to put into the oven, then later after it’s cooked, he wipes off the pizza cutter on his shirt to clean the pizza cutter.
😅 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
on God, his immune system is the strongest part of his entire body
LIKE. POTTERY.
And then he put the pizza cutter back in sink water that's probably been in there for at least a few weeks probably months
I love Asmon so much, the way he lives his life is so humble
lmao. I love you dude! My kids and I love these things.
"Lets say your trying to bomb a city" I understood immediately and also closed my eyes and shook my head... This dude is a treasure.
LMAOOOOOOOOO
But if you close your eye…
@@user-ck5is2pg9y does it almost feel like...
I laughed way more than I thought I would watching a man cook a simple pizza
"simple"
@@purepeter4737 ""simple""
yep cook
@@arcadeportal32 "hung alpha male"
This is no mere man, and this is no simple pizza.
4:24 you're killing me bro 🤣
Kinda cool how frugal he is lol.
This has to be a new series he does. I would love to see every meal asmongold knows how to cook. All 5 of them XD
He said he can only cook three dishes. Best we can get is a trilogy
...and yes, cereal does count.
5 is a lot, let's be realistic and boil it down to 4
"2 or 3"
@@Baneofhumanity24 let's be honest, asmongold doesn't know how to boil anything.
Bro just ate 200 spider babies
I find it funny how Asmond worries about undercooked food, but didn’t clean out the roaster after retrieving it from the garage. 😂
Heat would kill any bacteria and such stuff so it does make sense
@@Ratimir101 But it does however not kill bad taste left from cooked foreign particles or substances.
RIGHT
yo bro i fuckin love you hahaha such a good simple man
Can't believe asmon actually made a pizza from scratch what a talented cook
when you mean from scratch, by opening a package and slap a few ingredients on it, then yes, he did it from scratch
@@diemarihalt9490 That's the joke :P
@@diemarihalt9490 use your brain ffs, it was a joke
@@diemarihalt9490 Yes, that's exactly what we mean. Mohafookun *WOOSH*
6:00 “we’re going to open it, smell it. yup smells like that good shit” 🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait to watch Asmongold watch and react to this 100 times, dude found infinite content glitch
20 hours of content for the price of 20 minutes
....and 2$
Na bro. You got it totally wrong. Other TH-camr react to this, then he reacts to them reacting to him, and they react to his reaction to there react, then he react to there reaction to his reactions to there reaction.
Its simple
It's the circle of life. Scavenger eat his leftovers then he eats them cause top of the food chain.
He always dus the king of content farm a true mid maxer
culinary genius
Love your channel as well. nice to see we both are cultured
you was the goat when i was in my lofi phase
@@Qahtanite shit real, sadly I got over my lofi phase too. It will come in time you heard every single lofi beats out there
YESSSS!!! Seasoning on pizza!!!
Asmon, this video shows you in a different light, and honestly i think youd be really cool to hang out with
Not because your rich
Not because youe famous
But because you seem so chill, like your literally that cool gamer guy that everyone wants in their life
Keep going Asmon,
not alot of youtubers show their mundane aspects of their life, and its great to see,
"Dont need a toaster unless i wanna take a bath..." that was gold
It really shows Asmon's dedication to not doing basic stuff when you see that his microwave's clock isn't even set. God bless you sir for your dedication to the lazy life.
Or that he's 2 months behind on a calendar that only needs to be changed every 4 months.
@@MrTlgreene isn't this an old recording if it's nearly freezing?
@@verver6213 That's when his mom died. She must have been to one changing the calendar and so he hasn't changed it.
@@ZM-dm3jg Exactly. People think he’s being frugal (which is part of it) or putting on an act but it seems like a lot of what he does/the way he lives is an effort to preserve how his life has always been, especially when his mom was alive. From the outside it may look odd but if he’s comfortable and happy w/e.
I freaking love this dude 🤣
Best cooking a pizza demonstration I have ever seen.
I love how the frozen pizza is actually more of an ordeal than a steak for this man
Waking up every morning and being alive is a whole ordeal for this man
@@DekkarJr I'm convinced he had a terrible upbringing
@@MrHand-pv2sf Maybe
@@MrHand-pv2sf Terrible how? He just grew up poor.
@@Arkantos117 Regarding personal hygiene it's pretty obvious his parents didn't teach him anything at all. He might be a decent guy overall, but not washing your hands because there are no visible stains on them or wearing the same t-shirt for a month is unacceptable. Guy must stink worse than a corpse at this point.
This man lives in the most germ infested environment a human body can possibly withstand... "I don't eat undercooked food, I don't eat sushi" my god, I love it.
Calendar says it's springtime 2022, people were more resilient back then.
@@cwj138 😂😂
i seen my uni / college friends how they lived. This is kitchen is steril compared to that.
This kitchen is spotless compared to some of the places I’ve seen, stick to the burbs bro😂
Dude if you think this is a germ infested environment, check out hoodmeals - prepare yourself 😂😂😅
Damn i love those decorations, especially the picture of the horse on the fridge
I love how naturally funny he is
can't believe he could afford the expensive kraft cheese, this man is doing too well
What did you expect - that yellow candle wax in foil that they also call cheese? 😂
Yeah, I hate the rich.
@@ericstaples7220 We should eat them. And their 3$ pizza.
This is so nostalgic. It reminds me of being home alone during middle school and figuring out how to make edible food
That's a millionaire.
@@nuck- .. so?
@@Nico8527 We're talking about eating like 13 year old stoned kids while parents arent home. Just funny we're talking about a multi-millionaire
@@nuck- exactly hahaha
The cobwebs on the grate though! lol Asmon is truly a treasure.
"Ive never seen a yellow pepperoni but the garbage has" might be my new fav quote.
Asmongold with another great coocking recipe that will generate thousands of dollars of react content
ANOTHER GREAT WHAT RECIPE 😱😱😱😱
Yea because people cant come up with thier own content so
Let's make a video of me re acting to some one elses work
the video we needed!!!
I just call this cooking with the difficulty switch on.
Zack thank you for your service. Helping people eat a tasty meal on a low budget. I hope we get a whole series on your cooking wisdom.
"A toaster... We don't need a toaster unless I wanna take a bath." I am dying, lol!
The twists, the turns, my god this is like a short film
I love how Asmon drops a piece of cheese and stomps it like its a spider instead of picking it up😂
i think he kicked it under the overn to feed the rats lmao
@@Vaelin69 Yeah he wasnt stomping it he was kicking it under the stove LMFAO
i tough i was the only one saw this
bro literally smashed it and kicked that shit under the stove lmaoooo.
@@Nolos You thought you were the only who saw it on a video with over a million views. Okay. Sure.
No joke, Asmon could have the most entertaining cooking show ever
I never seen a funnier tutorial than this
more like dead video.
“Let me get the oven”…proceeds to pull out a slow cooker. I died xD
It's fun watching him cook and then the chefs cooking his food. They are surprised how good it is.
The man is a natural born entertainer.
That oregano description had me rolling
The horse calendar on the side makes this even more funny for some reason.
Some life-changing lessons I‘ve learned throughout this video:
- Don‘t put too much cheese on the already topped pizza.
- Imagine a city bombardment when putting on the Peperoni.
- Don‘t bake the pizza in the regular oven, but first put another oven on top of the other oven to bake it in there.
- You don‘t need a toaster, unless for a bath.
- A pizza cutter is only useful when the knife is already dirty from the steak.
You forgot. Ovens are hot inside.
@@itsac3906 he/she said those are the things HE/SHE learned tho
@@fire3985 To be fair. I don't think anyone knew ovens were hot inside them before this video.
I love how the American uses a "bombing citys" analogy
Remember when cooking pizza, don't forget to grab your turkey oven. You know the $20 one you got 10 years ago that you keep in the wheelbarrow in the garage. Also, cleaning it takes work and time. So just plug it in and use it. Cob webs and spiders add to the flavor.
Free proteins !
Watched that part of the video as I read this comment... Sometimes the Internet is pure gold.
Honestly the cobwebs aren't a big deal since it is going to an oven.
😂😂😂😂😂
I live exactly like him and can't agree more. I really just did cover in a blanket in my none heated apartement and watch anime while eating my 2$ Pizza.
Only difference is i don't have as much class as asmon and eat it uncut
Oh, bro, you are fucking mint. Not to mention the stage kitchen you got going on amazing I love it.
Dudes my spirit animal lol.😂
I've always wanted to "enchant" a Totinos Pizza with extra ingredients. This is the motivation I need.
Put bacon bits that go on salads. Quick and easy way to add bacon to pizza
@EMPW42 that’s cringe
extra cheese, extra skibidi bops, call them delicioulizers
Imprinting the legendary topping aspect. +2 to mushrooms. Adds 30% to attack speed.
You put the oregano first so that it's covered in the melted cheese, this allows the heat to activate the flavors while protecting the oregano from burning first in the oven.
WRONG the oregano will deep fry in the cheese' oil and burn faster. source: italian
I like how asmongold said he doesn't like cheese continues to cover more cheese over cheese
@@butterysticky6818 The lowest layer isn't going to get as hot as the highest layer that is in contact with the hottest part, the hot air heating the thing in the first place.
As Asmon said, it is what it is
@@BigBirdJerm LOL Asmongold knows how to build a modern computer from floor to top, but can't figure out how to use a modern oven to cook.
that dry sarcasm is just really the gold in Asmongold
I tried this and it is sooooo good. Thank you very much kind sir.
Congrats asmon!! You deserve all of this. You've worked so hard, im so happy that youre finally doing well enough to afford kraft cheese(:
You have good food in the USA?
@@kurisu100no…no we don’t. All processed junk. I lived Mexico for a while, after each meal I felt cleaner then normal just more energy less sluggish.
As an Italian, I 100% support this high quality cooking video
To be honest Italian Pizza and American pizza are different enough that they may as well be separate dishes.
And Americans did pizza better.
@@garygrayson-ho7lr Cap of the century
@@garygrayson-ho7lr AHAHAHAHAHAH
@@garygrayson-ho7lr As an American... No
you just lost your italian citizenship
lol its so relatable when you kicked the cheese under the stoveeee haha
Man that kitchen door needs some love
Does this man not realize that this content is like, platinum tier? Him throwing his personality into the mix is legit top stuff
the pizza cutter belly smacks really brought it home for me. 10/10. my only critique is that i dont understand how he doesnt just take the pepperonis and eat them out of the bag before they make it on the za. i cant resist.
@@Hi98765 he said it himeself, he doesn't eat anything undercooked or raw
@@blazingCFC oh u right!!
I just spent 20 min watching this man do the most simple task and loved it.
It's refreshing the honesty in the reviews of competitor products. The "blow the dick off of..." quote is what hooked me. Nice work on the review and I applaud the gentleman's approach to reviewing food.
I appreciate that money isn't affecting his personality! 👍
A very rare trait is this one!
Never thought of this dude as a comedian but the commentary and delivery of it was hilarious
huuuuh Asmon is a natural comedian
As an Italian, I can confirm that this is the greatest pizza ever made.
Yeah, sure, nice troll. Forse dopo una settimana nel deserto senza cibo.
I'm pretty sure a comment like this can get your Italian citizenship revoked
@@naughtiusmaximus2278 pizza surgelata e' top di settimana
Fra la pizza migliore del mondo no cap,keep it up Asmon
i mean real italian pizza sucks ass with your cheese island shit i want my pizza covered
Perfectly good pizza hack. Buy a cheap frozen pizza and add the toppings you want on top. I used to do this myself for a quick meal until I decided I like the fresher naan bread for a crust, jar spaghetti sauce, mozzarella and whatever toppings you want tasted better without much extra effort.
I love the horse calendar! The mane looks almost similar to Asmons :D
Watching Asmon cooking is one of the most enjoyable things in my life. Thank you ❤ You make me happy. And you deserve to be happy.
The scooting of the dropped cheese under the stove with his foot instead of picking it up was truly the cherry that made this one a 10.
Crazy thing that it actually looks good!