"what do you want to be when you grow up, dan?" "I WANNA BE A BUS DRIVER THAT DRIVES A ROCKET BUS" *Best intro of the year goes to* *SOME DRUM ROLLS PLEASE* "DANTDM WOOOOOOOOO"
It's a bird... It's a plane... It's the TDM Express! Always ready to crash you to your destination! So fasten your seatbelts, kids. We're going on a wild ride!
Cruising down Paris street your relaxed and feeling good, next thing you know your singing ahhhaahahoooo!! Snake bus in the neighborhood!? 365\^[8[\…4_7[\…4[8\4…5ibhercuohiferhiwufwerRfeRGET!.EfgfgnhfBfRtgr (crash sound) I’m in third grade and I watch that show!
COVID-19. Also known as the Great Toilet Paper Shortage. This will be the next I Survived book. Cover: I Survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020
**doing my homework** **goes on laptop to do some research** **sees a DanTDM notification** **immediately stops everything and starts watching** That's pretty much my daily routine!
Dan's Dad: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?" Dan: I want to be a bus driver!" Dan's Dad: What type of bus driver?" Dan: A BUS DRIVER THAT DRIVES A ROCKET BUS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Call Me Kevin: Hey there friends how’s it going my name’s Kevin and today we will be playing Snakeybus! 2 days later DanTDM:Hey guys, Dan here, and today we will be playing a game called Snakeybus! COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT.
Dad: Dan, what do you wanna be when you grow up? Dan: A BUS DRIVER WITH A ROCKET BUS THAT KILLS PEOPLE! Dad: Dan: Dad: Dan: Dad: ( quietly walks away to grab phone ) hey, is this the mental hospital?
Sorry for the little glitches during the video. Something went wrong with my recording, but I wanted to show you the video anyway. Hope you enjoy!
hi
DanTDM hi dan big fan
DanTDM HI
Hi go on tour
Memes?
9:52 Dan: It's a really chilled out game tho
Me: *watches Dan zoom through towns yelling*
Sure. TOTALLY "chilled out"
Can I say oh yeh yeh
He's trying fo find a way to make it MORE CHILLING FOR HIM
*c h i l l i n*
that person that liked was really *early.*
*chill : )*
TH-cam is Red,
Dan's hair is Blue,
This bus is Crazy
And Dan we love you
Doesn't Rime
Ok but ok...
@@therainbowbirds3758 it' dose rhyme
@@therainbowbirds3758 I watch you
The Rainbow Birds are you stupid, cause it does rhyme, and you cant spell rhyme
Dan: I want my passengers to get to their destination safely.
Also Dan: *_*drives so recklessly*_*
so true
Lmao
It's the way to drive in his reality
And as he flys in the air and crashes into a building
He was thinking of one word and that was...
Yeet
Teacher: Why were you late for school?
Me: *_WELL..._*
Lol i get the joke
xD lol
lol
J Ahmed you got beat up
I love DanTDM
"what do you want to be when you grow up, dan?"
"I WANNA BE A BUS DRIVER THAT DRIVES A ROCKET BUS"
*Best intro of the year goes to*
*SOME DRUM ROLLS PLEASE*
"DANTDM WOOOOOOOOO"
Omg yessss he won 😎😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I was just going to say that.. cri
Omg you got pinned
Dan: I want my passengers to get to their destination safely.
Also Dan: Turns into a flying dragon
I really hope dan plays this again, let him see this!
I hope so too
Me to
Yeah
Dan do it
I ws just about to say that
It's a bird...
It's a plane...
It's the TDM Express!
Always ready to crash you to your destination!
So fasten your seatbelts, kids. We're going on a wild ride!
Snacks and drinks in the dining car. Although it might get a little steamy because the dining car is directly in front if the rocket boosters.
and also good luck on even surviving the Express
Mind the hulks that are on board
no, it's the twist
Kaelyn the pilot experess 😂
please let this be a normal field trip (DAN)WITH A TWIST NO WAY. aww CROSSING DOWN BY MAIN STREET!!!!
On the SNAKEY SCHOOL BUS
Brilliant!
Datfortnitegamer Ya ya stole that off my comment
Ha! The magic school bus, MY CHILDHOOD!
@@Nixll_ i just saw the title and put the comment in
Please let this be a normal field trip.
*WITH THE DAN? NO WAY!*
Edit: thanks for the highlight!
Riding on the magic DANBUS!!!
Cruising down Paris street your relaxed and feeling good, next thing you know your singing ahhhaahahoooo!! Snake bus in the neighborhood!? 365\^[8[\…4_7[\…4[8\4…5ibhercuohiferhiwufwerRfeRGET!.EfgfgnhfBfRtgr (crash sound) I’m in third grade and I watch that show!
Yos
Haha
YAS
Dan : this is a really chilled out game
Also Dan : yells for 12 minutes straight
6 exams
3 assignments
Homework overdue
Dan?
Makes everything better!!
Hotel?
*Trivago*
Dan is a legend
HOTEL?
TRIVag
@@jaredgabriel9662 True, lol
@Elizabeth Sanders nobody cares, bot!
"If I stop I explode"
Oh, I'm watching Speed now. Got it.
Melissa Jackson stop scamming please
@Melissa Jackson no one play cringy roblox
Mr Dubz
Actually a billion people do and Dan does too
@@ItzZubin I mean this video isn't about roblox
Mr Dubz *cough*
Dan doing stunts
people in bus:OOOOOWWWWW
Dan:dont worry it will all be fine
And this is how much injurys there were in the bus
👇
GamingNathan Forever people not pople
Yea I forgot and thanks for correcting me
Eat this dislike idiot -----> 👎🏽
No
@@lilminigamer2758 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
Dan: You could fit WAY more passengers on a bus this long!
Me in 2020: Not during social distancing cause of COVID
One person per cart LOL
please be quiet
the vid was made in 2019 may
@Ornge the orange no you shut the hell up
COVID-19. Also known as the Great Toilet Paper Shortage. This will be the next I Survived book.
Cover: I Survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020
My little brother laughed his head of when dan said what do you get when you cross a snake with a bus SNACKYBUS
"I'm a dragon eating up my passengers. PERFECT." *chuckles*
yes that is perfect
**doing my homework**
**goes on laptop to do some research**
**sees a DanTDM notification**
**immediately stops everything and starts watching**
That's pretty much my daily routine!
E
Same LOL
i don't have homework ma teacher da best
“What do you want to be when you grow up Dan?” Dan 2020 “ a dad” me “an awesome father”
Your son is very lucky to have you as his dad
so true my firend
Cuz now he has unlimited money from dan gettin that revenue
@@arjunb4815 thanks
@@arjunb4815 I also just subbed
@@danielmichaels278 thx
Dan: ride on the magic school bus
TH-cam: *gives copyright clam*
crusin on da main street
@@macinjosh2223 we're relaxin' feelin' goood! yeah!
TH-cam: Bane of Copyright, DanTDM Aspect, Swearing Allowance, And Boring Updates
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Dan is the best,
And so are you!
DAN YOU SHORT
Uh okay..
The whole time I was thinking just get some laxative
UMMMMM? WELL IM A DAB POLICE BRO OKAY I AM
There should be a song about his chair, fantastic
No one:
Not a soul:
DanTDM: I’ve set the school kids ablaze!
*𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘃𝗶𝗯𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗳𝘆*
Dan:” I want to get them to there destination safely” 5 seconds later “let’s speed up”
Hello,dantdm!!Thanks for playing and enjoying my game.
-Snakey Bus Developer
Dan's New Channel Name
DAN THE DIAMOND BUS DRIVER
no its DAN THE ROCKET BOOSTER DRAGON DRIVER
@@maiaraby7021 that sounds amazing...? XD
CraziePlayer DanTDB
@Jenna Morgan fake
dan will be crazy when he is bus driver hill hit his own bus
0:33
DanTDM Yoda: it looks amazing this game does
Me: ...
Speak in Yoda Dan must
6:55
Dan: My jump is barely even charged.
Me:looks at jump power
Jump power =full
Me:ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Me: *goes to Paris*
Dan: if you see a train bus that's me
Me: Dan...what have you done?!?
That's what the BOY BERRY SAID TO THE DOGE!!!!!!
I am... What are you doing?!?
Hahaha
😂😆😆
Dan:this is free no charges
Person:take me to subway
By the time the person reaches the destination he hurt or maybe even dead
Lolololol
Bruh its not dan
Title:I became CRAZY
Me: Dan your already Crazy...…………...
12 Years ago...
Dad: What do you want to be when you grow up Dan?
Dan: I want to be a bus driver that drives a rocket bus!
Dan: AnD lOoK aT mE nOw!
Lol
Only OG'S REMEMBER:
"Hey everyone! Dan here from the Diamond Minecart!"
"When Dan broke his hand" : best song ever 2k19
OMG YASS!!! MODDED MINECRAFT SERIES!!
I remember the pig meteor and then he went to the city and blew it up with pig meteors
Ahhh the good old days 🤣
Well, I guess I’m an OG then. Welp I feel old.
Teacher: we are on a field trip.
Me: Yay.
Teacher: with dan.
Me: see you later bye 😳😳😳😳😳
1957
We will have flying cars in the future!
2019
*This*
I think ur good on
Loool
Wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you predict the future
SwankyChubbyYT well the bus can jump
the future am I right?
dantdm: theres a hulk i saw it!
hulk: oop ive been spotted
yes
Please let this be a normal field trip
Dan : sure
Speed intensifies
THAT RANDOM DUDE hey you beat me to the magic school bus joke!
Your profile picture 😂😂😂
*I aM SpeED*
*CUE THE MUSIC!*
lol
TDM Express The best Bus service :D
My mom Said if i could hit 3.9k subs before June she won't delete my channel pls help me!
@@Skelz2K Liar you say that everywhere
yusei fudo i see you comment on dans vids all the time!
@@lucyhasnocluefortniteuwu2713 Dan is the Best :D
Yay
DanTDM:posting a video 8 hours ago
TH-cam:4 on trending
Me:....
same
@@reverse6270 I know. How are you BTW
@@reverse6270 I'm good thx
1
@Jordan Lee no
6:39 Did I just hear dan (a british person) say soccer?
Bro I thought the same
Hey its the magic school bus!!!😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Omg that’s kids show I used to watch
Ride on the magic school bus you need a lawyer
Dan you are bad a driving
Where is the ms frizzle
Who else wants dan to bring back the custom mod adventures?
me
Me too
Dan's Dad: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Dan: I want to be a bus driver!"
Dan's Dad: What type of bus driver?"
Dan: A BUS DRIVER THAT DRIVES A ROCKET BUS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A museum, a ring, and a "coriorioriosh*
-DanTDM 2019
4:49 Bruh. Thats YOU. Thats your tail.
Me : So dan, where do you work?
Dan : ummmm
Me : what is your job?
Dan : i am a crazy bus driver who drives around wrecking stuff
Me : -_-
Dan : .....
B
We
My
Lol
0:33 "It looks amazing this game does."
*Yoda, is that you?!*
cucumber
I hope the passengers remembered to thank the bus driver.
Shut the fu oh can't swear on Dan's channel
I'd thank Dan butt not for the driving for the Fantastic videos he makes every single day
0:14
NO! I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT
YOUR THINKING ABOUT THAT
*ITS THE MAGIC SNAKE BUS!*
LOL
Dan: it looks amazing this game does
ME: *anime gasp* YODA!?
Dan started out picking up people and driving carefully
But by the end he was using rockets, jumping over his own train, and flying off ramps
4:00
Dan: why wont it let me jump!!😯
Me: uhh cuz the charge for the jump isnt ready
i mean a few seconds before 4:00
Call Me Kevin: Hey there friends how’s it going my name’s Kevin and today we will be playing Snakeybus!
2 days later
DanTDM:Hey guys, Dan here, and today we will be playing a game called Snakeybus!
COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT.
plus kro
Kevin that's my name too
True og of Dan would remember grim or craig
yes
🤨 not really (but Craig totally
Even those old Intros...
Ah, the good ol' days
@@JAG112110 you right
Ah yes. Grim the dog and Craig the mailman who has brought a shower to Dan's front door. And trayorus. The villager and Dan's scientific companion.
plz do a part 2 Dan, i really enjoy you playing this game
Dan: What do you get when you cross a snake and a bus?
Me: A trainnnnnn?
Dan: Looks at screen......... A snakeybus
Me: 🤯
Sillyz Ninja lol
2:07
Dan: Oh my goodness. Oh. Oh, that's me - that's my butt end!
Welp, gotta thank the bus driver every time for great content 👍
Why is wwlp
"WATCH OUT BUDDY!" I died 😂😭💀
‘it’s a really chill game’
*proceeds to smash through a bus stop with people in it*
Dan, this was a great video. It was a great video in a long, LONG time. Keep it up please. Thx.
🐍🚌
hi
hi
Congratulations Dan, This video has been 1# trending on gaming :)
Not anymow
Dan: im to scared to boost also dan a min later: lets boost
So many dead hulks:(
This is how many hulks dan killed
👇
sPr_DeAussie Lizard 18
@@kristinakrepstiene1337 really
sPr_DeAussie Lizard 32
33 He is going to jail
all of you are going back to kindergarden its SEVENTY EIGHT!! (78)
Plz play this game again I have watched this video about 7 times
Me too!!!
It's my favourite video from him
Ssssaaaaaaammmmeee
Same
I watch it every time I enter TH-cam and I use a lot of youtube
Dad: Dan, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Dan: A BUS DRIVER WITH A ROCKET BUS THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Dad:
Dan:
Dad:
Dan:
Dad: ( quietly walks away to grab phone ) hey, is this the mental hospital?
@@snuzieB no u
Cosmo the Birb no u
Lololololol
@Cosmo the Birb no u
Cosmo the Birb no u
DanTDM: We are going to Paris!
TH-cam captions: we are going to Patti
This is my favorite video of yours so far!!!! Really funny!!❤️❤️❤️
Thanks dan!!
Ayla Droegemueller SAME I WATCHED IT 18 TIMES NOW
@@Angel-qu1ck same
@@SiloTheatrix I WATCHED THIS 89 TIMES CUZ ITS SO FUNNY
Have you ever looked at a comment and thought: *i wish I commented that.* 🤔
Ayoub Alayoubi yes
I wish I commented that
Always
*i wish I commented that*
yes queen deffinetlly
Hey tayo, hey tayo he was driven by a crazy guy..
He’s name Daniel...
Oh my god! DanTDM!!!
*crash*
😐🔫
wait. thats illegal
*sniff* itS NOT A DEAD MEEM YET-
@@Exoticlight 😱🙊🙈
@@Exoticlight I have a Tommy Gun, you can borrow it anytime you want.
Waht do you wanna be when you grow up dan?
Dan: 7:36
To be honest when I saw the long train I said welcome to the polar Express 😎
carlos gaming roman you are *good guy*
This doesn’t mean you are bad guy
YOU DID IT DOR THE LOLS
OMG LOL
WELCOME, TO THE POLAAR EXPRESSS, TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE
@@rltb_riley i'm a baddd guy. DUH *beats*
1957: We will have flying cars!
2019: Well...
0:55 so? it’s the magic school bus?
When dan said “why don’t they use the door?”
I thought of the bee movie when the mom said “son use the stairs your dad payed lots of money for that!”
Teacher: We're going on a feild trip!!
Me: Can Dan be our driver
🤣🤣🤣
I would scream if Dan was in Birmingham driving the local 50...time to break the emergency window...
Hi I might bebuavaing surgery , I'm pretty scared thanks for making me happy
Hope it goes well!
I may be too old for his videos, but I don't care, I always find myself coming back and watching, dan is a total legend
100% true he’s the best
Dan:you can pick up speed
Me:so you can pick up sonic?
8:19 Dan, what are you doing?🤣🤣
Lol, I just realised
Dan: The bus can fly!
Me: *Has flashbacks to magic School bus*
Whoa......
Same
Please Let This Be A Normal Field Trip
I watched this after dan made a school and thought
"No wonder they couldn't afford a bus with this darn good driving"
Suiii
1:26 endgame spoiler. The hulk was in Paris
Dan the best bus driver in history 😁😁.
Rip everyone who was ever in the bus he was driving
Rare footage of The Magic School bus in 2019 (colorized)
I looked back on this years later and thought: wow this video is great. DanTDM, please make a part two I’ve been waiting for one plssss
Lol those cute emojis at the start and the "Snakey-Bus! :D" got me 😊
my grandmother helped clean my room and I found the old dantdm book
OMG WAT!!!
I still have that tooooooooooo!!!!!
Dad:what do u wanna be when you grow up dan
Dan:I wanna be a bus driver that drive’s a rocket bus
LoOk aT mE nOw
Did anyone else notice that at 6:09 he had less than a millisecond to get up and he did
Dan: what happens when you cross a snake and a bus.
Me: a snake crossing a bus
Lol
y e s
xd
Tbh i thought it was snake before I saw the gameplay...
Bradygamer 160 you said Tbh
Congratulations...?
Dan: children you’ve got exams to sit
Corona virus: are you sure about that
😂😂
Soul rider Sisterhood this video was posted before schools closed
Jordan Hanna it’s called a joke 😒
I know it was a joke. Just pointing something out. Ok 👍🏻
Football mania you are disrespectful
Well this vid was made in 2019
Someone: "What do ya wanna be when you grow up, Dan?"
Dan: "I wanna be a bus driver who drives a ROCKET BUS!!"
Dan later "LOOK AT ME NOWWWW!!!"
Me: wow! this game looks pretty cool!
Me: *attempts to load game on PC*
Also me: *breaks PC*
Roses are red
My name is not dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave
Wow
Just wow
Microwave
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Best poem ever that ive ever heard.
What do u wanna be when u grow up dan?
Dan: I wAnNa Be A BuS dRIvR ThAT DrIVeS a RocKeT BuS!
Me:
AnD LoOk At Me NoW!
Kid: Can we have a go on the bus at London?
Mom: We have a bus at home
The bus at home: 9:51