Dr. Trayaurus: Hey Dan! Dan: Hey Trayaurus! Do you want ice-cream? Dr. Trayaurus: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T SEPERATE MY ARMS AND HOLD ICE-CREAM!
*Dan sees a spider* DID YOU SEE THAT THERE WAS A FLIPPIN SPIDER IN THERE *Giant spider approaches* AHHH! AHH! NONONONO! I CAN'T DO THIS!!! Would have been me too.
It's just a very bizarre feeling when you know you can't be physically hurt, yet it feels very difficult to step off the plank. Your brain doesn't know how to process what's going into your eyes.
Wow. I am truly amazed on how you can reach 22 mil. I haven’t watched you for a while, but I want you too know that I am super duper proud of you Dan and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. I’ll try to watch more of you but at the same time I have moved on and matured. It would be cool if you did to but if not that is completely fine. Please don’t take it as I am forcing you to change or you have to change, just that it would be cool if you did. Thanks for reading if you did, love you Dan.
8:57 Dan: *Willingly jumps off building* Dan 2 seconds later: "OH THAT IS NOT NICE!!!" Me: "I don't know what the heck you were expecting, but alright."
Dan: I’m super man! Me : yay Dan is super man! Dan: I’m a firer fighter Me : make up ur mind Dan Dan : I’m a super firer fighter Me : ok the mind has been made up
D.A.B. POLICE ALERT D.A.B. POLICE ALERT We have a Grade 1 violation!!! Game: Just Dance 2017 Platforms: Wii U, Nintendo Switch Song: Sorry by Justin Bieber Violation: Grade 1 Code 3 Description: Intentional dab in a public setting. Additional Violations: +on live TV/Videogame +costume violation. That's a Lotta jail time, bub. Dan, I know you won't want to investigate this, but.... Desperate times call for desperate measures. The D.A.B. Police cannot rest, because crimes never stop.
thats cuz you arent wearing the headset. i just played this game but a little different with a frikin rocket jet minigame and whenever i crashed into a building i lost balance in real life
AAH! THERE’S A FLIPPING SPIDER *another giant spider comes AAHHHHH NONONONONO I CAN’T DO THIS RIP Headphone Users for that scream 10:49 Edit- Dan: Hello? *random man falls* AH! RIP Headphone users for that scream again 11:38
I just realized, when you get nightmares, you have to click 6 three times. So, If my calculations are correct, *666* = Nightmares and giant spiders. *6* *6* *6*
Dan just give me a moment to say you are the BEST person ever me and my brother watch you every day after school and thank you you for all you have done for us Dan We all love you!!!
Dan : Please *Jumps on the plank* Dont *Jumps again* Creak *Last jump and the plank does not break* *alt ending* *Plank breaks* Dan : AAAAAAAAHHHH *SPLAT!*
Dan:I almost can touch the birds!
Me: Reach for the stars! (Or birds. Whatever you want)
lol
Leonna Unicorn SECOND
Leonna Unicorn OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKKOKKOKOK
Leonna Unicorn hoi
Leonna Unicorn lol was that u who liked???
If Dan were Santa, expect your gifts to either be bright blue, DanTDM merch, or outside your house in a broken heap.
Lol
Lol
The Fiadochi Aardvark I would hope for the merch.
He should be called danta
The Fiadochi Aardvark lol
Dr. Trayaurus: Hey Dan!
Dan: Hey Trayaurus! Do you want ice-cream?
Dr. Trayaurus: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T SEPERATE MY ARMS AND HOLD ICE-CREAM!
Funny :)
Dan: *stands on a plank in the middle of the air with potential to fall of any moment*
Also Dan: THERES A FLIPPIN SPIDER
HPHAHAHAHA
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
Hey lillyrose
SPIDERS ARE MORE SCARY THEN FALLING OFF A FLIPPIN PLANK
if i was on a plank with a spider id jump off the plank
*Dan sees a spider*
DID YOU SEE THAT THERE WAS A FLIPPIN SPIDER IN THERE
*Giant spider approaches*
AHHH! AHH! NONONONO! I CAN'T DO THIS!!!
Would have been me too.
DAN PLEASE DO THE SPIDER THING 😂😂
SpeedOfThePhantom me too
SpeedOfThePhantom me too
Me too I am scared of spiders
Me too
Dan is everything:
1:IM SANTA
2:Wait..IM SUPERMAN
3:IM A FIREFIGHTER..IM NOW A SUPER FIREFIGHTER
4:...Dan..
"This isnt that scary"
*gets hit by bus
"This is the worst experience I have ever had."
*me laughing*
I'm surprised he didn't get isekai'd
I jumped when the bus hit him
The reason that he got this big spider is because he pressed 666 🤔
I got scared when he got hit by de bus
12:41 “this is the worst experience of my life” so funny 😂😂🙌💙💙🔥.
🤬!!!!!er
@@Stage100 ??
*FALLING OFF A BUILDING IN VIRTUAL REALITY!!!* Realy nice
Sweet Games TV
Yes
....to die
FUNNY
Sweet Games TV shows hu
Your a kid...
Present for you
Present for you
Present for you
Present for you
Present for you
Present for you
Ok this is Getting boring…
HAPPY LATE CHRISTMAS!!
Here’s your present
💣 it’s a bomb
I got u a present
🏅 a medal for being alive
MarvThe Chicken hehe
MarvThe Chicken lol that was good
Marv
3:42 I think there was a cat in that one. And Dan just throw it off a building...
Iuuih.m
O
o
Ñhn
hears cat sound in the present
me: oh no.........
*OH NOOOO!!!!*
*NO NO NO!!!!!!!!*
I replayed that part and heard a meow
Yup
KITTY *N Y U U U U*
It's just a very bizarre feeling when you know you can't be physically hurt, yet it feels very difficult to step off the plank. Your brain doesn't know how to process what's going into your eyes.
Wow. I am truly amazed on how you can reach 22 mil. I haven’t watched you for a while, but I want you too know that I am super duper proud of you Dan and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. I’ll try to watch more of you but at the same time I have moved on and matured. It would be cool if you did to but if not that is completely fine. Please don’t take it as I am forcing you to change or you have to change, just that it would be cool if you did. Thanks for reading if you did, love you Dan.
I really hope Dan doesn't change he is amazing just the way he is !
Who is watching all his old videos in 2020 quarintene📆
same
Dan left his mouse on while editing
Yup
Yes
Omg samee
"What a defective button" *keeps pushing for all eternity*
Chase Stone Lol
Jemma casually spending a normal day
Dan screaming: I'm SUPERMANN!!!!
Dan: Im...Im..IM SUPER MAN!!
Dan: AHHH A SPIDER!!!!
I don't think superman is scared of spiders
lol
Well that superman is!
Hey man, ya neva know
Dan is not Superman he is Ron Weasley dude
Hahah OMG DAN I LOVE YOUR VIDEO'S
I'm terrified of heights
Mind: oh yeah let's watch this video
*5 mins later*
*clinging on bed for dear life*
Nyan Cat lol 😂 😂 😂 😂
Lol
Same
I know!
If I actually played it myself I would probably faint
Or throw of my head set and kiss the ground
XD
Dan: I'm Santa!
Me: your even better then Santa because you give us a present every day by uploading.
:)
iSwifty Vlogs. Your right about that dan gives us the most special thing to our gifts
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY CAN YOU GIVE ME 1K SUBSCRIBERS PLEASE COME ONE?
how bout i give you 1k flags and reports :)
Mystical Dragonboy lol
Ur so right
Still fun seeing Dan on VR going up to the Heights and walking on a plank which creaks and helicopters flying and jumping down fun
Yh
Dan: “Please dont creak.”
Also Dan: *makes it creak*
Official TimerTrim lolol
😂😂
8:57
Dan: *Willingly jumps off building*
Dan 2 seconds later: "OH THAT IS NOT NICE!!!"
Me: "I don't know what the heck you were expecting, but alright."
what if jen opens the door and says: What are you doing? Dan: Just flying, being santa, and jumping to my death! Jen: What?
Sophia Wei lel
Jem not Jen! Jen is with PopularMMMOS. Jem is XXJemmaMXX
You need to go to school
IT JEMMMMMM DAAAAAAAAAAA
its jemma do u even watch dantdm?
Dan: It’s creaking!
Me: Then why are you jumping on it
_Binxyz _
I know right
I aggre small bean
Fair point.
*oh my god screw that*
Elitelupus keep up the good videos
Elitelupus don't be round on the internet
Elitelupus do you know the way?
Elitelupus hai
Do you know de way
Dan: I’m super man!
Me : yay Dan is super man!
Dan: I’m a firer fighter
Me : make up ur mind Dan
Dan : I’m a super firer fighter
Me : ok the mind has been made up
Emilee White wow.......
Lol⭐⭐⭐
Entez Z-fighter uiii
LOOOOLLLLLL👍👍👍😂😂😆😆😆
LOL
FALLING OFF A BUILDING IN VIRTUAL REALITY!!!
*17M people: interesting*
Make that
*18M*
@@tyson118 I was gonna say thT
@@moose6922 lol me too
@@user-tx6kn2qm6o same
*99T*
Hm?
666=Nightmare mode
Dan's Brain: Hmmmmm lemme try something
666
Dan:(Screams)I saw a Spider
Look
.p
My phone line ppl
XD LOL
so dumb, isn't he??
"Can I get a taxi please?"
Feel bad when the car just ignored him.
Same unless it was just a small one
that wasent even a taxi btw xD
All around me are fumilier faces warne out places lol
Oh my god the bit of the video was playing when i read this comment
Right as i read your commet i heard the part
"i am sANta!"
"I'm Superman!"
"I'm being trolled."
" I'm a fire fighter!"
"I'm super fire fighter now!!"
Dan, you crack me up man!!! 😂😂
Then why did u read it?
@Mitriscool dude what the heck?! What is ur deal? Do you have a problem with me or what?
@Mitriscool why did u read it?!?!?!
@Mitriscool 27 people do
@Mitriscool ikr who cares about MAKING A COMMENT SAYING WHO CARES?!?!?!
Dan: *throws present* *3:35*
Me:NOOOO MY PS5!!!!!!!
No it was my PS5
It’s was my favorite food:(
@@angieslater1610 it's my ps5 if you get it I'm stealing it
haha
PS5
Dan: I'M SUPERMAN!
Jemma in the living room: What is dan screaming about?
true that
Omg lol
12:43 I think I just had a heart attack
The vlogsquad same lol
The vlogsquad same
me too I almost had a heart attack
what about 11:02
My.
Him: “If you had a fear of heights...”
Me, an intellectual with a fear of heights: *intense screaming*
I’m scared of heights to but when I watched this I wasn’t scared
I’m scared of heights but uh this is too much xd
@@Crayfisherr same
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹so funny 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@@Crayfisherr same
imagine Jemma hearing Dan in the other room lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She’s a streamer btw
And im talking about dan
6:09 I bet she heard that
Ikr
You know... she would off
Dan: I am the worlds super hero everyone needs
Me: Save me from school
Dan: maybe not
Me: oh :(
Hello
lolol
same tho
That's funny
Oo oo oo I head banded yuck I hait that
0:22 Dan: "and get a taxi, Excuse me!" *contines to call a normal car and then tells him off for not picking him up even though hes not a taxi driver*
Neighbour u up jk
2:16 I don't even want to go on one foot * goes on one foot*
I know right
2:20
even 5 years later this is still one of my fav videos
Dan:Please
*Creak*
Dan:Don’t
*Creak*
Dan:Creak!
*Creak*
Me:00F!
OoF
Dan said creak?
3:44 THERES A CAT?!?! WHY DID YOU THROW IT... 😭😭😭 i feel so bad at it
so bad....
Atleast he's alive get it cuz they have 9 lives.... yeah he's probably dead
Try to guess these emojis 🧟♂️🐱 that’s is what the cat is
@@thecodsquad9501 cat will live even if they fall from eiffel tower, although it may be hurt, except kittens.
DuoLingo it landed back in the slay
Dan: IM SUPERMAN!!!
Me: I thought you were Dantdm, the world is full of suprises🤗
Clarisa Borchert no.... DIAMONDMAN
Clarisa Borchert ha! Funny
Brickz AJ lol
Mad Gamer X thx
Dumd dumd
Crazy that this became a memory it’s already been 3 years
Dan: Im Super Man!
Fans: Yey!
Dan: But I Died Twice In 10 Seconds
Fans: Well Rip Dreams Then
Dan you need to play more Happy wheels
gideon hill did you really say it in the reply? You should comment this in the comments not replies
five minutes ago "This is a great idea! Lets play VR!"
Dan now "this is the worst experience of my life"
LilyGreenPad hehe funny ✓ that
LOLLL
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it's SuperDan
Setanta Daly love it
Fits Well
Setanta Daly lol
SuperDan fans, Lets make a movie about SuperDan!
LOL
Dan: You know what this is fine the spiders were scarier then you.
"Gets ran over"
Dan: This is the worst experience of my life.
Dan: " this isn't that scary, it's absolutely fine"
Also Dan 2 seconds later: "this is the worst experience of my life"
LOLL
"I dropped your present" -dan : AKA Best Santa Ever...
LOL OMG
Dan: I am the fake Santa! Except I only come in *January*
Me: (._. )
FuriousElectric funny
I jumped when the bus 🚌 hit him
FuriousElectric hahahaha😅😅😅
FuriousElectric 2 xmas yah SO HAPPY
Hehehehe
11:41 Watch It
Unknown: (Phone Rings)
Dan Picked Up The Phone
Dan: Hello
Unknown: I gonna Fall
Dan See Him
Scream
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Q w aaweeio o e ioo 3 re we LP w we 3 we 33 klxjiiiiuouluzoii*i 1 a7w see ee9e11wq 8o x oeDqeeeeeeedooooiexexs$$$$$$`$`$$$$(((((()$€-÷€#*89333333
mary harris uhhh r/ihadastroke r/softwaregore
@@maryharris1599; no 8
@@sheafarrow7586 iop
huh
"actually this isn't so scary, its absolutely fine"
"The spiders were more scarier then you buddy"
[screams]
Dan:IM SANTA
Dan:IM SUPERMAN
Me:are you guacamole?
Yes
TheSolarNerd O.o LMAO!
TheSolarNerd O.o omg hahaha😂😂😂😂
TheSolarNerd
That profile picture is patanted by me.
12:37 could I say that was karma!?!? 😂😂😂😂
Omg it is
Yes, you could
@Jack Young the bus gave me a short heart attack, but *hey, at least I'm still alive*
Nope
100%karma🤣🤣
"I'm Superman!" Is what u say when u can fly in VR
Dan: "This place is huge!!"
Me: *laughing of how right he is*
Are you a afton or a midoriya?
@@orchid-9515 ok so this blue character on my main picture that u seee is a midoriyia but if u look at my channel the pink bunny person if a AFTON
Same XD
8:57
People down below: DON’T JUMP DAN, ITS NOT WORTH IT.
8:59
People down below: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Daily Flicks 12:01 People : DAN HOWW??? AND WHY???
Dan: I hope nobody is down there
Guy: *gets hit by a piece of cake*
infact it was rhe plate
Worst/best thing ever
Lul
D.A.B. POLICE ALERT
D.A.B. POLICE ALERT
We have a Grade 1 violation!!!
Game: Just Dance 2017
Platforms: Wii U, Nintendo Switch
Song: Sorry by Justin Bieber
Violation: Grade 1
Code 3
Description: Intentional dab in a public setting.
Additional Violations: +on live TV/Videogame
+costume violation.
That's a Lotta jail time, bub.
Dan, I know you won't want to investigate this, but....
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The D.A.B. Police cannot rest, because crimes never stop.
A Syrdal YOU WILL *NEVER* Rest.
*DAB DAB DAB DAB*
Mk Gaming Im in
DABBBBBBBBBB
lol 😂
Dab police suck *dab dab dab dab*
Dan: Tries to throw a piece of cake in the garbage*
Giant spider: Bonjour
Did anyone realize that he pressed 666 on the elevator? That's why the spiders came
He did..
ya
@@gachaeditsadventures4329
Ya it was easy to see
No it was because the game was in nightmare mode
ez to see
*This game is so mind blowing*
GG DAN
LeonardoGamingWorld hello!!
I subscribed to u!
Really.
LeonardoGamingWorld ikr
Dan your the best can you make figet videos
“This bell has got me into a lot of trouble.....”
*so lets ring it again*
Yeah let's do it
“How ‘bout I do it anyways?”
Haha
Hahahaha yes 😂
I was reading this xomment as he said it lol
For some reason, I’m scared of heights irl but when I’m watching Dan being on a plank looking down, I don’t really get scared.
Yes
thats cuz you arent wearing the headset. i just played this game but a little different with a frikin rocket jet minigame and whenever i crashed into a building i lost balance in real life
@@如诗-f4q what’s the game called?
@@Jaiッ richie's plank experience
same
AAH! THERE’S A FLIPPING SPIDER
*another giant spider comes
AAHHHHH NONONONONO I CAN’T DO THIS
RIP Headphone Users for that scream
10:49
Edit-
Dan: Hello?
*random man falls*
AH!
RIP Headphone users for that scream again
11:38
Aaradhya lol
Aaradhya lll
Aaradhya Aaradhya Aaradhrya I shall summon you…
So high piched!
No I have mine full blast
This is how badly dantdm was scared in the percent
⬇️
Wow 5%
only 16...
58% lol
oh now 64
siby thomas 75%
Everyone: Hey look up! He is Dan!
Dan: (throws the cake on his face to hide) LOL!
I love how he’s fine the rest of the time but straight up rips off the headset when the spider walks in lmao
Dan falling off plank: ah ah no my goodness that is not nice
Donut falling off plank: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Really 😑
Sophieandleoxox I think dan is addicted to donuts xD
Really
😂😂😂
Dan: I almost can touch the birds!
Me: you are the bird.
it's a bird, its a plane, it's super Dan
YES
SUPERDAN SAVE ME
Landon Scott you burned dantdm
Landon Scott so true..
What viewers hear: *Dan being the best santa ever*
What JEMMA hears: *(Distantly) **-I'M SANTA!-*
“There’s a spider in there!”
Welcome to Australia
Dan: I’m Superman!!! Me:your not Superman your Superdan 😂😂😋😜
NO he's SUPERDANMAN
Nelsion Grg nice
xD
Love it
Nelsion Grg good one
If you believe Dan, you can touch the birds!!
YES I MA' ANGEL
2:34 Expectations: *Dan looking down from the plank*
Reality: dan casually talks to the floor
🤣
Bug The Pug? What?! Lol
@@maxx.1337 ? It's funny
The people at the bottom seeing all the food fall: It’s a gift from the gods!
Whenever I have a sad day, Dan's videos will always make me happy. Thanks for working hard on your vids. 😊
three year old comments
lol
@@backssick6087 SHAME SHAME SHAME
4:10
Dan: You get a present
Me: YAYYY
Dan: I dropped your present
Me: Sadness is overwhelming me
Dizwey. oOf xd
Lmao XD
Your present is this video.
Dizwey well...I got your present!!! Here you go!!! 💻 🐹 😺🌸🌺🌼🌈⭐️
r/sadcringe
Donut-goodbye Dan
*Donut falls*
Dan-How could this happen to ME!! 😭
Good job
Hahahaha
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
I’ve played this game. It’s scary when you fall
Me to
What's it called?
@@coldduckinalake4018 Richies plank experience
@@coldduckinalake4018 richies plank experience
It is really scary tho, my mom screamed so hard that one of my neighbors called the cops cuz he heard her scream lol
Dans reaction to the spiders was hilarious!
When that guy fell down from on top of the building my heart jumped, im so glad im not dan! Omg
OMG SAME
I just realized, when you get nightmares, you have to click 6 three times. So, If my calculations are correct, *666* = Nightmares and giant spiders.
*6*
*6*
*6*
or you could look at your profile picture😂
EEEEEK SPIDERS AND NIGHTMARES???? What is this???? Hello neighbor???
666 😦
You r the devil
*666*
Rasspberrycutiepie - Roblox and more haha
1:30 “Can you see though the crack” -Dantdm
Dan:This isnt even that scary the spiders are scarier
5 seconds later
Dan*sees incoming bus*AHHHHHHH
😂😂
12:41. Bus says: "Goodbye Dan."
@@donnagregg3524 xD
Supergirl Gacha thats my favourite sceneXD
Anyway if only Dan was Santa that would be the best Christmas ever.... Danta would be his name 😄
Wolf Lover have ur parents told u
Santa's not real btw
ApTic Dragonic yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... 😂
Lol
Wolf Lover lol its suuuuper daaaan
Dan:Taxi come on
Me:Dan that is a normal car
And it does not no de wae
Rapid Racoon I love you
Jemma just chilling:
Meanwhile Dan when he turned on nightmare mode: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
If only dan was the real santa...........
Tomisin Sanni he is because he gives us videos everyday
If he was santa he would be danta lol
stephanie carter DANTA* need to look in a dictionary I think you are trying to say BANTA
Santa doesnt exist......
Tomisin Sanni IkR
"My top lip is sweating."
(0-0)
T.M.I Dan...
Dan just give me a moment to say you are the BEST person ever me and my brother watch you every day after school and thank you you for all you have done for us Dan We all love you!!!
Same
Shame he didn’t read it
Ikr
Same
I used to as well
coming back for memories
Dan: I saw I spider I’m out *walks away*
My head: why are you running
Game: not recommended for under 10
Me: plays game
Omg savage 😝😝😘😭😘😨😨😨😰😰😰😢😢😢😢
R/madlads
Haha I’m older than you by a year 😎
@@yeetyboix6595 bruh I'm 13 get get wrecked 😖😖😎😎😎
no kidding i'm gonna play when im ten cuz i get money on my tenth bday woo (im 9 now)
Dan: *Exclaims that he dropped a present onto the floor of the sleigh*
*Has no problem throwing them 100 feet to the street below*
Lol
That's a lot more than 100 ft
He's the best
Alt title: 14 minutes and 8 seconds of DanTDM saying *"mental, actually mental"*
do more plz i love VR
SGB Vlogs if you do play it your self
Play poop similator
Jemma: Dan why are you screaming
Dan: I CAN ALMOST TOUCH THE BIRDS
Jemma: ohh VR okay
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Haha lol!
SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
Lol I did the same thing
surprised dan didn't heart this 😅
Dan : Please *Jumps on the plank* Dont *Jumps again* Creak *Last jump and the plank does not break*
*alt ending*
*Plank breaks*
Dan : AAAAAAAAHHHH *SPLAT!*
LOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOL
nah I remember when this had just came out. It’s been 5 years, I was 5/6 when I started watching him. How the time flies
Well now your 10/11
So now ur 10? I wanna be 10 again i am 14
(15 on june 14)