@@Rubyxxx2939oh my god. it’s been two years since i commented this somehow. these videos were my childhood i don’t remember much, because i lost my memory due to getting an illness but thank you for bringing me back to these videos.
I remember seeing a spider somehow fall on my sibling's chest and they calmly squashed it and picked it away and my other sibling had a shocked face and my sibling just said in a deadpan voice you better close that mouth or a spider might fall in too.
Dan when his kid is 14: “shows him this video” this is what will happen to your room if you smoke and drink. I will burn down the house looking for spiders.
Dan: “I didn’t train at ninja school for this” Anyone here from the beginning of his channel would know that there was a *custom mod adventure* when he did train at *ninja school* 😂
DanTDM: Getting scared on a virtual spider Everyone else: checking there rooms not seeing a spider Me: What.. Is.. That.. Oh its just a piece of fluff *turns around* SPIDER
22:05 dan: i hope you enjoyed and i hope it didnt trigger you to much. me: the only reason im triggered is because i was yelling at my screen the entire time telling you to use the cheese puffs to lure 2 spiders and then shoot them.
I screamed so loud because I thought it was just another spider in the video but it was a real spider and I smacked it with a tv remote so hard I put a crack against my phone
Hi there! My name is Michael grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I've been little, I've loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house, "on the search" as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, by the time I was 13 I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilots license at the age of 17, and learned to sail before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife, who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, where we discovered 3 new islands, which we named after the cats I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experience, but, in all my life, and all my travels, I'm afraid I have never come across a single person who asked for your opinion.
Dan 16:04 : For the last time, I tell you to clean your room. AND YOU DONT SO WHEN YOU COME BACK HOME ITS GONNA BE REAL HARD TO CLEAN YOUR HOME WITH NOT MUCH OF IT LEFT 🔥 Asher and Miles:………….
Dan: “guess what the game is about” Me: **sees webs around the letters of the title “kill them with fire”** “killing spiders with fire” Dan: “you were wrong: it’s about killing spiders” Me: “.. is that not what I said ;-;...”
Yup relateable once I had a party and some zoo ppl came and they got out a TRANRANCHULA me and my friends body was pressed against the window cause we wanted it to get away
Dan: “You have two seconds to guess what this game is about” Me: “killing spiders?” Dan: “wrong! it’s about killing spiders”
Ha lmao this comment is the best
Jace C lollll
My guess, this game, is about, fire
@Christopher Farley "everyone dislikes that"
You copied what I wrote 😡
Me: Uses a lighter and febreeze.
Dan: Uses a tactical nuke.
Christopher Farley pls stop spamming this on every comment
@Christopher Farley Yea dude stop spamming or else pepole will unsubscribe
Christopher Farley stop delete your comment you can gain them on your own
I use some spray until it dies
Yo you what do you have against hash browns aka potato’s
me: "Ahh spider!" *grabs shoe*
mom: "Hey don't kill it"
Dan: *BURNS THE HOUSE DOWN*
Seems *A C C U R A T E*
Lol
Luckycat Sparkle here in Australia it’s *K I L L O R B E K I L L E D*
I’m Australian
@@cindyyang2867 usually for only big ones
*burns everything around fireplace*
*looks at fireplace*
Dan: no fire doesn't go in there.
lol
I was gonna say that lol
*watching spiders dying*
Me: *feels an itch on my arm*
Also me: *Screams*
Stop your scaring me
Yesssssss!
Achu 03 Lmao
*but really you were freaked out and it was all imagination*
itch* screams*
Dan: *KILLS SPIDERS*
The Spider In My Room: *Thats messed up Mate*
Ha!
Lol
ur not the REAL potato
Same there’s one in the corner
Ha that happened to me today
Dan: “There’s a spider in my office!”
Jemma: “I’ll get the flame thrower,”
**hair spray and lighter
@Christopher Farley meeee
@Christopher Farley i am all about helping
@@radiat_ahmed3185 I said that too!😆
Lmaooo
Other people seeing a spider: *puts it outside*
Dan: *grabs lighter and match*
yep
very true
Normal people with spiders:puts it out Dan:gets gun and shoots house down
Normal People *hits with book* Kind People *puts outside* Dan *shoots spider with rocket launcher*
Take me with you
Dan: *Destroys kid's room*
Also Dan: WHY IS UR ROOM A MESS?!
Lol
HIS KIDS SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN SMOKING
Pol
Lolololol
Stolen
Dan: I trained in a ninja school for this
Me:Custom Mod Adventure Flashback
i thought he said he didn't train
but still tho
Same though only t he OGs remember that
Yeah that’s when he did videos doing adventures with trayures
That brought to me memories..
Dan: Trashes kids room and literally lites it on fire
Also Dan: “Why is your room such a mess”
Christopher Farley uh yes
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Smont
Dan: " WHY IS THIS ROOM SO MESSY!?"
Me; " Because you burned it down bro."
Jemma: will you dry the Landry
Dan: Sure
Dan: Gets fire and puts the Landry on fire
Jenna: *gets mad*
DanTDM: **Confused uunga buunga**
Laundry*
XD
Thanks laundry 😁
@@katmouse6679 poes
Me: I think the shotgun is TO heavy duty for spiders
DanTDM: *whips out C4*
American:(whips out RPG with 9999999 rounds and uses all ammo)
Toonmatt 92 x
Dan: “it’s fun to kill these spiders!”
*all the spiders in my room backing out*
HAHAHAAHHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ꨄ Bubblę Føx ꨄ heh heh
Lol maybe when I see spiders i'll just play this vid
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Olivia McCallum dont judge us 🤦🏻♀️ 😒
Spiders Running for their lives
Dan holding a gun: "I'm not gonna hurt you"
😂
This made me laugh so hard!
“im not gonna hurt you!”
Kills it with a clipboard and burns the other
Me: yeah that’s painless
Ha ha yeah
LOL
Lol
Not liking your comment because it’s on 69
Niq Ice bruhhhhhh
Every adult you know:get 8 hours of sleep!
You:sleeps
Dan :posts
You: I don’t need sleep, I need Dan’s video
Why were you sleeping at 5,40 pm
@@ellieava1 Different people have different timelines depending on where they live. For me its 10:15 pm right now
@@bhadrar184 for me it’s 11:45 am but I was taking a nap
For me it’s 9:45pm
Did you notice that dan is getting a beard for once
Dan: “what is wrong with this family??”
Also Dan: *burns and shoot around the house just to kill spiders*
The family weren't that bad...
It wasn’t the family it was dan
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Hahahah
Hahahahah 😂 LO#
Watching Dan play these random games is probably the best thing in the world
I couldn’t agree more.
Ikr
Dan: messes up whole room while looking for spiders
Also dan: “why is this room such a mess”
True
Yikes~
hmmm i wonder
Lel
If I laugh too hard I'm gonna throw up so curse You
Dan: "I haven't trained at ninja school for this"
Me: *throws back to when can went to ninja school in mine craft*
Dan* you said can
YES
@@Prodavac he is a can
Dan: this is my beautiful girlfriend right here...
Jemma: *TRIGGERED*
Thats why he had the trigger warning 😂
It was funny when he said destroy the evidence when he smashed one of the picturrs
@Christopher Farley Dinosaur
Plot twist: that's Jemma...
Aren’t they married
Dan’s son: *smokes*
Dan: …..so you have chosen death.
Dan: "I'm not gonna hurt you"
Also Dan: *Pulls out revolver*
LOL
@Christopher Farley yeet lmao no one cares
@Christopher Farley yes what is your channel
@@LuisCR7WZ wall some people cares
Marie Ilzarbe his channel is Christopher Farley.... It’s right there...
Dan: guess what this game is about
Me: about killing spide
Dan: you got it wrong it's about killing spiders
broken unit I said *about killing spiders with fire* 🕷🔥
Me: ._.
I guessed it was about killing bugs with fire 🔥
but did you really guess that tho
LOL same
Dan: see’s red spider “what can you do to me....” me: turn you into spider man-
YES
Christopher Farley why are you everywhere none really cares if you keep asking around
@Christopher Farley BRUH STOP YOURE COMMENTING ON ALL THE TH-camRS CHANNELS
Yes huge yes!
Dan: "thats what happens when you disobey me u little punk"
Baby: Uma go back in ur tummy mum bye dad!
dan: “ill give you two seconds to guess”
me: killing spiders
dan “wrong, its about killing spiders.”
YyyyyEEPPPP
Dan: "Why is this room a mess?"
Me: Didn't you forget? YOU SET IT ON FIRE
Certificate Redemption Center I WAS GONNA SAY THAT lol
There were DEFINITELY no spiders killed during the making of this video.
Dan's dad mode turned on when he went into his kid's room
13 years later:
Dan: why is your room such a mess??!!
Asher: but yo-
Dan: No ExCUsES
Shut up... Nobody actually cares.
@@AstralSpaceFox Seriously...
@Christopher Farley I will.
Also dan: pulls out a hair spray and a lighter.
Christopher Farley OoOh we got a shameless self promoter!!! He trash.
*blows up room*
Dan: That'll teach you, to disobey me, you little punk.
In dans life everything and everyone is a punk😂😂😂😂😂
@@Rubyxxx2939oh my god. it’s been two years since i commented this somehow. these videos were my childhood i don’t remember much, because i lost my memory due to getting an illness but thank you for bringing me back to these videos.
imagine dan burning his sons bedroom down when hes a teenager
@Christopher Farley stop getting in for yourself
@@spider-prime793 he's alienzgamer lol
😂
.lols
Well I mean, dan loves burning down spiders in rooms xD
Me: It’s about killing spiders, its in the thumbnail
Dan: You got it wrong, It’s about killing spiders
Me: Aw man
Cmon man! how did you not get that!
@Sebastian Parsons aw man
@@DZTWoo so we back in the m i n e
Really? It was so eazy but you got it wrong!
@@DZTWoo got a pickaxe swing'n from side to side
Dan: ha ha i got aaa theirs more.
@Christopher Farley bro stop promote yourself just workhard you lazybone
You used the wrong there
@Christopher Farley Stop promoting yourself, earn it by making good videos.
@Christopher Farley Wait I also saw you on pewdiepie and flamingo! smh
@Christopher Farley You should work for it instead of trying to get famous by comments
I remember seeing a spider somehow fall on my sibling's chest and they calmly squashed it and picked it away and my other sibling had a shocked face and my sibling just said in a deadpan voice you better close that mouth or a spider might fall in too.
🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha I love how Dan killed his girlfriend 🤣🤣
Omg Ingy that’s hilarious
Dan when his kid is 14: “shows him this video” this is what will happen to your room if you smoke and drink. I will burn down the house looking for spiders.
Taylor Owen his name is Asher
23mhannan 123 I know I was just writing the comment
oOf
kid: O-O uh oh..
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Dan:
"I won't hurt you"
also Dan
*points revolver at it*
Tiago Nofuentes lol
Love it lol
Dan's Wife:*Comes home and sees wrecked house that's on fire*.Dan:I saw a spider
Hahaha
Haha lol
Spiders:can be killed easily
Also spiders:can push food, botttles, and books
" mum, can we have *pest control* "
" no, we have *pest control* at home "
*pest control* at home:
Kinda good tho-
pest
Lol
LOL
PeSt CoNtRoL
Dan: “I didn’t train at ninja school for this”
Anyone here from the beginning of his channel would know that there was a *custom mod adventure* when he did train at *ninja school* 😂
Oh my god I remember that Mod! :0
Lol
Vyler sorry for your loss
hiyyAAa
Vyler r/youngpeopleonyoutube
Dan: Completes all achievements in Hardcore mode
Dan when he sees a spider: OHH GOD JEEZ THEY'RE FAST HOLY COW AHHH
Someone copied you. (Sorry for bad english, I'm romanian)
I'm am scared of spiders...😳
@Christopher Farley actually not
Some one copied your comment
@@purityisvirtue9306 Whaaaaaat
dan: *throws kids stuff everywhere*
also dan: "mY kIdS rOoM iS a mEsS!!!"
I actually love when he got scared and blew the fire torch thing and screamed lol I actually love it
Lol
Lol the fire torch thing was a flamethrower👍
Dan: I’m not gonna hurt you.
He says as he holds a revolver
lol
Le oof
XD
Mister boi
Kinda reminds me of Davie504 "NO PRESSURE"
Me: watching this
Also me: itching literally everywhere
i get itchy when i watch anything related to bugs
Dan play this game while singing “Show Yourself”
@Aaradhana Prabakaran yeah
Aaradhana Prabakaran imo it sucks
oI feLIX
Yas Frozen 2. UwU
Jacquelines's Animations and More! 37 seconds ago
Me: *Tries to kill spiders*
"So you have chosen death.."
Death: What? ME? No, Hell Nah! You deal with them.
DEATH!!!
4:30
Dan:i didnt train in ninja school for this
Me:remembers the ninja mod he showcased
He did train for the shurikens tho and progress to fight the master ninja if I'm not wrong.
Awww memories :)
Dan: Aw why is this room such a mess
Dan 1 minute earlier: *Burning down the room and throwing everything*
Dan: **Burns his kids room**
Also Dan: "WHY IS MY KIDS ROOM A MESS?!"
T.T
"because you've been smoking, i've smoke your stuff"
Jokes aside, even tho it seem aggressive but he's such a responsible dad
An Pham Ngoc Thuy yeah when his child grows up he’ll know not to mess with him....
@@TheCatseries he has a son
woO
Ravikanth S i didn’t mean to type her lmfao
Please play more of this
Dan: Ew a spider
Also Dan: Spiderman is the best avenger
It is avenger 2 year old
Learn your spellings before trying to roast someone lol
I keep spider but this game's tipe of spider is not real because it eats cheese puffs So maybe you can kill it
@@cool_nafe8089 hes smarter then you if he can use youtube and spell some of the words in 2 years old unlike us
Danger Nafeh it’s not really a roast
Dan: it’s very hard to kill it with a Sheriken
also Dan: gets three kills in a row with it
Lol
My feet are so high off the ground right now...
I guess u r just HANGING out huh
I’m hovering
Im at the moon
Dantdm: why is this room such a mess
Me after watching him burn down the room😑
@Christopher Farley I will subscribe to u!❤
same
@Christopher Farley i will
@@paulingram7285 That is so nice ty for being that way
@Christopher Farley no one cares its Dan's channel
Dan’s “son”: Dad! Why is my room destroyed?!
Dan: I saw a spider...
And a cigarette XD
Alpha VENOM not the cigarettes 🚬
Son: oh
XD dan
Lol
Dan:
Shoots the piano
Pianists:
Unsubscribe
Dan: “I’m not gonna hurt you”
Also Dan in an interview an hour later: *So anyway, I started blasting*
“I smoked your stuff.”
-DanTDM 2020
DanTDM: Getting scared on a virtual spider
Everyone else: checking there rooms not seeing a spider
Me: What.. Is.. That.. Oh its just a piece of fluff *turns around* SPIDER
@Christopher Farley actuly you just started 4k
throw the whole house away
Hahaah🤣🤣🤣🤣
22:05
dan: i hope you enjoyed and i hope it didnt trigger you to much.
me: the only reason im triggered is because i was yelling at my screen the entire time telling you to use the cheese puffs to lure 2 spiders and then shoot them.
6:09 and 15:29- an accurate representation of me when I see a spider literally anywhere.
Dan: **Pulls out a revolver**
Also Dan: "I'm not gonna hurt ya"
literally the opposite of what he said.
LITERALLY the oposite
What they said
@@Yuki_Chan._. and @Lucy Doherty : No that is what dan said, Art Enthusiastic and Camden & Carter are both right.
where is part 2
Dan: why is this room such a mess?
Also Dan: *sets room on fire*
I screamed so loud because I thought it was just another spider in the video but it was a real spider and I smacked it with a tv remote so hard I put a crack against my phone
Dan is officially the best parent
Dan: IF YOU SMOKE YOUR TEDDY BEAR GETS IT
U smoke ur teddy gets smoked to
From boss baby: give me the tape or lamb lamb gets it
LOL
NO I LOVE MY TEDDY
yeah TEDDY GET'S IT XD
Welcome back to not smoking with dan
Dan: **burns toilet paper**
The situation we are in right now: (❁´◡`❁)
Lol
Dan: *Makes a mess*
Also Dan: *WHY DOES MY KID'S ROOM SO MESSY?!!?*
He has the excuse of spiders
He literally started a fire.
Hahaha
Just a Weeb that doesn’t make any sense
Stolen
Dan: “pulls out a pistol”
Also Dan: “I’m not gonna hurt you”
Dan: *Burnes the child's room
Asher: 0.0
O
S
F
I
There’s something satisfying about watching a grown man screaming and throwing ninja stars at spiders 🕷 in a video game
No just dan
Hi there! My name is Michael grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I've been little, I've loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house, "on the search" as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, by the time I was 13 I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilots license at the age of 17, and learned to sail before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife, who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, where we discovered 3 new islands, which we named after the cats I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experience, but, in all my life, and all my travels, I'm afraid I have never come across a single person who asked for your opinion.
@@soobunny7589 nice out of context copy and paste to this joke
YellowAni saying grown man SCREAMING
made me uncomfortable
Hey Dan, to kill two spiders in one hit with shotgun, put a cheeseball on the ground in a room with a lot of spiders
yeah do that
I thought the same thing LOL
Yesss I was waiting for him to realize that!
2:07 You could have used the cheese puffs to lure them all into one spot to shotgun them all, then you can get the achievement
12:07 *
Day 14 of trying to convince Dan to say his old intro
A. K. A
*_"hey everyone Dan here from the diamond minecart"_*
As an old fan
*yes*
yes we need him to do it bring back the memories
And do mod showcase
Doublebros he has played beat saber
Day 4 of trying to convince Dan to play fnaf vr or happy wheels
Dan: Why is this room such a mess!
Me: I have a theory....
I have a theory...
A GAME THEORY!
Dan: "That will teach you to disobey me, you little punk."
Me: Is this reverse psychology?
Hi
Hi
Dan 16:04 : For the last time, I tell you to clean your room. AND YOU DONT SO WHEN YOU COME BACK HOME ITS GONNA BE REAL HARD TO CLEAN YOUR HOME WITH NOT MUCH OF IT LEFT 🔥
Asher and Miles:………….
Me : sees a spider in the sink
Brain : run down the stairs screaming
I hates spiders
"Since you've been smoking, I smoked your stuff"
Daaad you set my room on fire again?
The flashbacks of when dantdm plays terraria after 3 yrs clip :
He found a spider and he says: "KILL IT WITH FIRE !"
Blast Saturniums I didnt watch that video so i dont know, but oh wow
*Dantdm’s family when they return home* : WHA- WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED IN HERE?
*Dantdm* : Well- I saw....a few spiders...
After this, the saying "Kill two birds with one stone" will have been updated to "Kill two spiders with one shot".
Lol x 1000
Dan: Destroys unknown child’s room with fire
Me: “I’m now very concerned for his child 😂.”
lol
😂
Nope....
On the bright side at least the kid wasn’t in the room😂😂😂
Spider-Man when he sees this video:
*Aight imma head out*
Lol
No He anhillates Dantdm for killing spiders
🕷
Aight?
🕷🧑
Dan: I'm not gonna hurt you i promise! Also Dan:*holds out a gun*
Dan: “what is my kid up too?”
Also dan: proceeds to destroy house because of spiders
Kind of scared for asher lmao
Big brain time
Dan: "the arachno gauntlet is Uncomplete"
Me: that says incomplete dan
It’s the same
same
Wow thank you detective *sarcastic*
As soo as I read this comment that part played
don't hate spiders, because they are important, they're eating pests
Spider: *exists* Dan: I’m gonna end this mans whole career
He should’ve placed a cheese ball waited until there was two spiders and shoot them with the shotgun
Dan: “guess what the game is about”
Me: **sees webs around the letters of the title “kill them with fire”** “killing spiders with fire”
Dan: “you were wrong: it’s about killing spiders”
Me: “.. is that not what I said ;-;...”
Same
same
“The letters” not “he letters”
Same
No wait you said killing spiders WITH fire but Dan said just killing spiders XD
Me: watching this video
Also me: goes to the bathroom
Dan: killing spiders
Me: sees spider on the wall
And again me: oh hell no...
L A N G U A G E.
Actually no, I agree with ya!
I see them all the time and with Arachnophobia it doesn't help.
just... KILL IT WITH FIRE!
@@Yuki_Chan._. I just squeeze them with my damn fingers. Don’t you dare Language me as well.
Me: mom we need to buy a dryer
Mom: we already have a dryer at home
Dryer at home: 6:41
^_________^
ಠಗಠ
Dan: *kills 4 spiders at once with fire*
Also Dan: “They want me to kill two at once?”
Dan: burns everything
also Dan: why is this place such a mess
Earless Mimikyu copycat
*sees the smallest spider in the whole world*,
*moves to Canada*
Relatable except I can't move to another country so I just run away XD
Yup relateable once I had a party and some zoo ppl came and they got out a TRANRANCHULA me and my friends body was pressed against the window cause we wanted it to get away
What I’d do is I grab a flamethrower and burn down the house
Nope he gets the shotgun
Lol
Spider 1: hey spider 2! A new vid came out from dan!
Spider 2:what’s it bout?
Spider 1: uh-
N-never mind...
Dan: Picks up pistol
Also Dan: _Im Not gonna hurt you_
A 44 mag to be specific
@@kingofavation7007 ok.. I don't know anything about guns but thank you.
My favorite part about Dan is that he plays random games
Me too
Sameeeeee!
uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeeeessss
Ikr it’s cool