"He was decapitated, his head was thrown into a wood chipper, and his body was chopped into 500,000 pieces. Evidence proved he still managed to survive for 3 days in this state."
Bob , age 2 months old , was found dead with his head cut off and 560,000 stab wounds in his balls , evidence says he still managed to survive for 69 minutes in this state
@@seiikei Nano second is higher than Femtosecond (Nanosecond is one billionth of a second while femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second [insert nerd emoji])
Blud I was quivering in my pantaloons when Derrick was found burned to a crispity crunchity state in 269 gallons of deep-frying oil, even more disturbed when I saw the painting of ‘Deep-Fried D!ldo Derrick’ and learned that Derrick was an old guy with twelve family members who were also brutally murdered in totally not unrealistic manners 😰😱💀
urbanspoom fans when they see a powerpoint presentation of some edgy gory art from 2013 (this is literally the most scariest analog horror they've ever seen ever) : 🤯🤯🤯
@jthemad2616 At least in the mandela catalogue there was an actual reason for that. And as far as we know, the kids weren’t killed in some horrible way like in Urbanspook. They’re almost certainly all alive. Also the main villain is literally Satan and if anyone could and would simultaneously kidnap thousands of kids, it would probably be that little freak
Tbh, the best time to seperate art from artist is when the art they are making is actually good (art including not just paintings and drawings but like a project)
Average urban spook video:We found out a man named Billy had been reported missing for 69 days.And then we finally decided to check his home and found he had been stabbed 420 quadrillion times in the balls.We found literally nothing else at the crime scene and the killer has not left a single piece of evidence even after 5 million murders.We found at the scene a painting as well the painting was titled "No Balls Billy".We also found security footage of the killer deviously ambushing and overpowering Billy despite looking like a meth addicted hobo.
Urbanspook would have had so much potential if it actually had competent police (only realistic part of the series) and competent writers without a recycled plot every episode
Honestly what could have made the police beinf incompetent make sense was if the killers had people working with them or connected with the authorities or if the police was taking place in the middle of nowhere
What happened? I watched the first few episodes and the painting at times spooked me simply because they had weird abstract depictions of violence. The idea of someone painting your death they planned to commit as it was happening, or in some cases, month ahead of time scared me. but now everyone saying it's silly and the artist had a melt down. I got a feeling after the video where the officer is like...stuffed in a pig or some crap that it was going to be a let down so I didn't keep track.
It is so dissapointing how fucking hard the creator flubbed it. The premise and potential was so insanely high and could really have gone somewhere great, becoming an innovator akin to local58 and mandela catalogue but the creator just... fucked it lmao. Imagine an expansion on the "paintings delivered but no body found yet" theme. Police get several paintings of victims, maybe an image of someone crucified with the title "His son" which then is connected to a father and son who had gone missing. In the background is a farm which is then raided by police (Discovering the crucified and dead victim on the path to the farm, discovering the father who has had his eyes gouged out yet is alive, broken to the point all he does is hum a tune matching one heard on a speaker nearby. A painting lay beside him titled "Our father" which portrays him sitting at an altar in prayer as his eyeballs are on the altar, still connected to the head. The father is permanently broken and is impossible to interview or use as a witness as all he does is hum the same old tune and then it hits the police and audience- The christian themes, the son, the father- what about the *holy spirit*? is that another victim? Is the killer seeing himself as the holy spirit? Is there a clue to be found in one of the paintings?
It’s the same loop over and over again, there’s hardly any differences. It’s always Person you haven’t heard of before who will never be mentioned again Police investigate “Scary disturbing” information Painting End Repeat
It's such a shame, Urban admitted that writing is not his strong suit but the premise would be so much more improved if there was an ACTUAL MYSTERY TO BE SOLVED. Urban said that there are little hints throughout the videos, but hints to what? His bloodlust? There's no other consistent characters, the killers can't even pass for normal every day people (which would make it so much scarier). What Urban doesn't seem to understand is that this level of shock without empathy for the characters is simply just ridiculous and not scary.
I just heard about urbandspook from the drama. Definitely one of the worst analog horror series, they even had to put "Analog horror" in the videos titles to prove it was analog horror and not shock stuff.
There is no child porn. Don't spread misinformation. Dude is *actually* shit tier without you making up lies that let him continue because "Oh the haters just hate him."
@@wolfman-zd1ed I said that because he had a child get Rpd and he had his Willy pulled off in his arg. He also had if I’m not mistaken he also sold a shirt of the painting of said kid.
@@hanakozaki_rinTo be honest, just about the entire analog horror community did too. I mean, you even had people like fucking *Chezzkids* chiming in, basically everybody was dogpiling Urbanslug, not criticising, dogpiling. Like his series, Urbanslug or not, the response to Urbanslug's comment to Pastra was just as bad. I mean, which is worse: a dude who can't take criticism or a mob of seething Twitter jannies restarting Minaxa's hate boner bandwagon and sending him death threats because they don't like his work? There's 2 lessons to learn from this drama. 1. Your favorite artists are most likely assholes. 2. The analog horror community is a toxic shithole.
“His arms were cut off. His legs were cut off. His head was cut off. His eyelids were cut off. His tongue was cut off. He was stabbed a bazillion times in the balls. He was 4 seconds old. The painting was called No Balls Billy”
the series is just “officer and 17 autistic 4 year old kids killed by [insert most gruesome thing you can ever think of]. here is corpse and random painting”
This is too far. There is a limit when it comes to analog horror. This needs to be removed now, imagine all the kids who might accidentally stumble upon this. Even I am scarred from this video
@@neaminious8516 No because unlike you and everyone else in this comment section people in hollywood and movie theaters are smart enough to have security to make sure that doesn't happen.
@@Infern0z2 The fact you even try to do an insult (which failed horribly) when I state the facts just shows me that you seem to be coping with how you lost the argument already, you even came back to the comment section, if anything that is hypocritical of you. Don't be a wuss and actually do something productive with your words.
I'm so pissed off because I've been watching these since the first episode. By the 8th episode I realized it was not going anywhere at the end. It was all just brutal murder after another and another without even giving a tiny inkling in narrative. What is their past? Why the killers targeted these people? What compels them to do such things for their "artistic" expression? But no, the guy was too busy making Jason and Leatherface knockoffs to even prioritize something interesting in what could've been a unique take in the Analog Horror genre involving actual psychopaths instead of creatures whose shapes or forms are beyond human understanding. It's all just a fucking pizzacutter content: All edge, but no point.
on a serious note, their usage of sa/csa is tiring as a victim myself, yes these topics can be used to fulfill a story but just randomly deciding that a victim with 400 stab wounds should have some semen in some of them, or calling a painting meant to depict a childs last moments, “fuck toy cory”? theres just so so many examples of them using these topics to further their pathetic attempt at shocking the viewer it gets to a point where its just concerning as to why they use it SO much
I'd like to think there is no story, just a compilation of two guys roaming around killing people until they eventually get caught. Not everything needs story you know.
@@Glitchberry then whats the point of the videos? There's a bunch of other ways to show your creepy art on the internet He's clearly was trying to do something, if there's no story, why tf he wasted time planing that the police is chasing two serial killers who paint they victims? He had an amazing idea in his hands, but he's executing it in a really poor way The paintings aren't even scary anymore, its just silly and... Sometimes really gross, but not in a way it should be
@@SleepyKaami What I am seeing is that your point is basically you saying the same fucking shit, give me an actual reason and just maybe I'll talk to you about why this series doesn't need story. A good example of this would be Five Nights at Freddy's (specifically back when only the first game was out).
@@Glitchberry There are differences, Fnaf didn't even planned to have lore at first, it was just a game with jumpscares that people played to scare a friend or watch their favorite TH-camr playing and pretending it was the scariest thing in the world Urbanspook starts the first chapter telling a fictional story about a serial killer who painted his victims, he even puts "analog horror" in the title, how do you expect me to not having expectations with something that is right in front of me? I only stopped watching because I was getting bored, I wanted a story, if I wanted to see scary art without needing context I would just open Twitter or Instagram
@@Glitchberryooooh so its its just a weird torture and 🍇 fantasy the guy is writing for fun. Thats sooooo much better maybe we should all start doing that.
Every Urbanspook video is pretty much the same, just shock value for the sake of shock value, with no actual story and gruesome torture that would make even Billy the Puppet from the Saw movies turn away in horror.
"In his digestive tract there was a blue whale, my moms car keys, a 3000 year old mountain goat, and 47 Jimmy Dean breakfast burritos, which had been force fed to him as we was killed over a course of 257 days, HE WAS ALIVE THE ENIRE TIME, by his corpse there was was a painting titled: 'Burrito bastard'.
Urbanspook videos be like: Steve was stabbed in his left nut 69 trillion times and had his head decapitated and forcefully shredded in a paper shredder into 62828 million pieces. Further research proved that Steve lived another 2 weeks in this extreme state. Steve was 5 seconds old.
“his face was cut off, his eyes was cut off, his ass was cut off, his tounge was cut off, he was stabbed 4000 times and got hit with a grand rey cero, he was only 2 minutes old”
The shit that pisses me off the most is when a good concept is wasted. Urpanspook is the definition of that. It's like watching a massive pile of shit with a few tiny shining gold-nuggets.
His videos are legit, just Gore and the most descriptive situations for no reason wasn't one of his attacks literally mentioning graping a kid and then he covered someone in wax and they don't do any DNA tests on the paintings or anything. The entire series makes zero sense and all it is is for edgy 10-year-olds who enjoy Gore
"The victim was found brutally stabbed 29928389 times, with his intestines found stuffed in a teddy bear along with the remains of his -108 year old son."
The whole thing around UrbanSpooks has just brought up a movie for me I once watched called Where The Dead Go To Die. It was like 7 years ago when I watched it but even when I did watch it, I could barely remember the plot because exactly like UrbanSpooks series, it was really just a collection of scenes of the most fucked up thing the creator could think of, and that was it. Zero tact, next to no story. Everyone said this movie was terrible but I was morbidly curious, and it just used its horrendous visuals as a crutch to add to the uncanny horror UrbanSpooks should have left their paintings as a portfolio and shouldn't have tried to make it a series like this, it's become the pinnacle of everything wrong with analog horror right now, and sure you remember it, but not for any of the right reasons The way everyone is just questioning the setting and universe and how there's no MO, the police tapes are just completely unreasonable and their investigations are non-existent just reminds me of how I couldn't stop griping about Where The Dead Go To Die and why and how the prostitute ended up dying, but the veteran guy didn't?? He loses both his legs in Vietnam, literally has them eaten off by gingerbread men or something and is left to bleed out on hallucinogens in the forest and he survives somehow, but she gets stabbed in the eye, crawls to a church and it kills her?? What?? It didn't even go that deep. The visuals are so bad its hard to tell. The shock factor is so over the top, that it's actually confusing And of course, both series feature CSA, WTDGTD at a disgustingly greater emphasis than UrbanSpooks though, which is saying something. The entire end portion of the movie is about CP, and the movie begins with a boy fck8ng a dog on his parents corpses It is not a good thing for your series to be so heavily reminiscent of something so awfuln
Good representation but it's not quite Urban Spook because it's missing random sexual violence against children because that's the scariest scary analog scarefest ever.
The entire series reminds me of that crazy news blooper where they're like "[Name] died in a fire yesterday morning while celebrating his birthday where tragically, there was a fire and he died" or however it went
“His lungs were ripped out and used as hacky sacks. His pelvic area was stapled to the chin, and had traces of saliva all over it. He survived 10 billion days in this state. He wasn’t born yet. He titled the painting “poo poo butt billy ha ha cus I found him with poo poo in his diaper”.
Then the painting is called broke back mountain or sumn 😭
NAHH ON GOD 😭😭😭
Imagine of the paintings is called "Dreamy Bull"
@@Yoru-cakeambasing 🥵
@@Yoru-cake LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Broke back mountain 💀
"He was stabbed 32 trillion times in the left booty cheek. he was only 2 second old."
bro wasnt about to let him live not even for a day
Bro just died on his fetus state lmao
I was about to comment something like this but u did it way better
should've parried
@@pold111 skill issues
"He was decapitated, his head was thrown into a wood chipper, and his body was chopped into 500,000 pieces. Evidence proved he still managed to survive for 3 days in this state."
Bob , age 2 months old , was found dead with his head cut off and 560,000 stab wounds in his balls , evidence says he still managed to survive for 69 minutes in this state
Also he was 0.000000000001 seconds old
It seems as if his intestines were used as a jumping rope beforehand.
@@thunderee6780so hes a painter, part-time serial killer, and a gymnast. he’s so talented 😊
if halloween ends has a sequel, this will probably be the plot
"He was only 0.0082 femtoseconds old"
Too long he was only 0 nanoseconds old
GRIFFITH
GRIFFFFFFFFITTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
@@cloudieevocal i got that joke
joke appreciated
@@seiikei Nano second is higher than Femtosecond (Nanosecond is one billionth of a second while femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second [insert nerd emoji])
You forgot the looney tunes level cartoony ass violence described in disgusting detail
And the part where it also happens to a 12 year old
but it's so spooky when the killer takes out his comically large handsaw to cut two people in half then sew them to the other person 😨
@@alexc2626shii thats actually terrifying to imagine
You haven't seen disgusting details just boring.
Blud I was quivering in my pantaloons when Derrick was found burned to a crispity crunchity state in 269 gallons of deep-frying oil, even more disturbed when I saw the painting of ‘Deep-Fried D!ldo Derrick’ and learned that Derrick was an old guy with twelve family members who were also brutally murdered in totally not unrealistic manners 😰😱💀
I like how ridiculous it is. It's so dumb and the fact that the creator had a meltdown over people being rightfully upset is funnier.
Lmao yeah his meltdown was just embarassing
"dumb"
when are people going to learn that you don't need to insult "unintelligent" people and mute people to insult something
@@originaluseername Literally what are you waffling about??
@@corundumkrabble5035 i think they're trying to say we shouldn't compare people with mental disabilities to an egghead like urbanslug
@@originaluseernameOh so the word “dumb” is too offensive for gen Z now too??? No wonder everybody hates us. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
urbanspoom fans when they see a powerpoint presentation of some edgy gory art from 2013 (this is literally the most scariest analog horror they've ever seen ever) : 🤯🤯🤯
ubranspoon :O
@@BurntMemories urbanspoop
urban poop
I mean it honestly is the most scary analog horror I’ve ever seen but considering how shitty analog horror is that’s not saying much
@@zsan157 Damn you really must have seen bad analog horror vids to consider urbanspook as the scariest
The idea that the killer is getting bored of murdering and naming his paintings is hilarious.
If I was him, I absolutely would have gotten bored by the end of Faces
Here is officer peter's last words: "PsssHOLYFUCLOIS"
So meaningful
i just couldnt keep watching the painter series after the scene where the painter says "it's painting time" and painted all over the place
Same but with the moment the painter reveals he is an Austrian
I honestly hate how people are like "separate the art from the artist" when the art is apart of the problem.
The paintings themselves are ok and disturbing, but the backstories the guy gives them are just so over the top sadism, it just becomes disgusting.
@jthemad2616not even close to the same what😭💀
@jthemad2616 At least in the mandela catalogue there was an actual reason for that. And as far as we know, the kids weren’t killed in some horrible way like in Urbanspook. They’re almost certainly all alive. Also the main villain is literally Satan and if anyone could and would simultaneously kidnap thousands of kids, it would probably be that little freak
a part is apart, sorry for being a grammar nazi 😅
Tbh, the best time to seperate art from artist is when the art they are making is actually good (art including not just paintings and drawings but like a project)
Im literally shaking and crying rn that was the sacriest thing ive sen in mye hole life 😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️💀💀💀
Average urban spook video:We found out a man named Billy had been reported missing for 69 days.And then we finally decided to check his home and found he had been stabbed 420 quadrillion times in the balls.We found literally nothing else at the crime scene and the killer has not left a single piece of evidence even after 5 million murders.We found at the scene a painting as well the painting was titled "No Balls Billy".We also found security footage of the killer deviously ambushing and overpowering Billy despite looking like a meth addicted hobo.
🙏🙏
bro is not old enough to use the internet
@@JKKNNNK its not about being old enough its about this shit being just plain excessive shock factor with no story direction
@@trisser39but this kid shouldn’t be talking about this… it’s to gory.
@@Freaky-c6k its just stupid gore with no story, worst analog horror
You forgot all the CP and the SA
According to UrbanSlug that's the pinnacle of horror
Homie the fuck you mean cp?? What have you been watching?
To victims, yeah but this guy just writes that stuff for funsies. Fuckin weirdo.
Art often reflects the artist
@@West_Coast_Mainline while yes it sometimes does, that’s like saying that people who make horror movies are into murdering people lol
I guess it is pretty horrifying, but the painting of Cory is something that just looks ridiculous. That can’t possibly have been human at any point.
The newest painting:
*"Ram Ranch, EDP445 Edition"*
This is the most vile thing I’ve read all week
@@loser.lunatic4089 Thank you, I try my best!
@@goldalien2016 Bro has more creativity than Slug ever had
Urbanspook would have had so much potential if it actually had competent police (only realistic part of the series) and competent writers without a recycled plot every episode
Honestly what could have made the police beinf incompetent make sense was if the killers had people working with them or connected with the authorities or if the police was taking place in the middle of nowhere
What happened? I watched the first few episodes and the painting at times spooked me simply because they had weird abstract depictions of violence. The idea of someone painting your death they planned to commit as it was happening, or in some cases, month ahead of time scared me.
but now everyone saying it's silly and the artist had a melt down. I got a feeling after the video where the officer is like...stuffed in a pig or some crap that it was going to be a let down so I didn't keep track.
It is so dissapointing how fucking hard the creator flubbed it. The premise and potential was so insanely high and could really have gone somewhere great, becoming an innovator akin to local58 and mandela catalogue but the creator just... fucked it lmao.
Imagine an expansion on the "paintings delivered but no body found yet" theme. Police get several paintings of victims, maybe an image of someone crucified with the title "His son" which then is connected to a father and son who had gone missing. In the background is a farm which is then raided by police (Discovering the crucified and dead victim on the path to the farm, discovering the father who has had his eyes gouged out yet is alive, broken to the point all he does is hum a tune matching one heard on a speaker nearby. A painting lay beside him titled "Our father" which portrays him sitting at an altar in prayer as his eyeballs are on the altar, still connected to the head.
The father is permanently broken and is impossible to interview or use as a witness as all he does is hum the same old tune and then it hits the police and audience- The christian themes, the son, the father- what about the *holy spirit*? is that another victim? Is the killer seeing himself as the holy spirit? Is there a clue to be found in one of the paintings?
It’s the same loop over and over again, there’s hardly any differences. It’s always
Person you haven’t heard of before who will never be mentioned again
Police investigate
“Scary disturbing” information
Painting
End
Repeat
It's such a shame, Urban admitted that writing is not his strong suit but the premise would be so much more improved if there was an ACTUAL MYSTERY TO BE SOLVED. Urban said that there are little hints throughout the videos, but hints to what? His bloodlust? There's no other consistent characters, the killers can't even pass for normal every day people (which would make it so much scarier). What Urban doesn't seem to understand is that this level of shock without empathy for the characters is simply just ridiculous and not scary.
I just heard about urbandspook from the drama. Definitely one of the worst analog horror series, they even had to put "Analog horror" in the videos titles to prove it was analog horror and not shock stuff.
the series not have name
@@ryanpaulo7670 I thought its unofficial title was The Painter
@@siegejaymoonii i too....
It’s pretty obvious it’s analog horror? Think what you want about the series itself but to say it was never analog horror is stupid
@@confused_maguire6764
there was an analogue of horror in the name then....
You forgot the child prn and obnoxious loud scary music
Also random animal abuse
There is no child porn. Don't spread misinformation.
Dude is *actually* shit tier without you making up lies that let him continue because "Oh the haters just hate him."
@@wolfman-zd1ed I said that because he had a child get Rpd and he had his Willy pulled off in his arg. He also had if I’m not mistaken he also sold a shirt of the painting of said kid.
@@adylynemahaffey4449 That's *not* cp. Just fucking creepy.
@@wolfman-zd1edyou are *actually* shit tier
This is far too high quality for the average Urbanspook video
whose goofy ass emoji is that
@@WetOwlyoutubes
@@WetOwlTH-cam default empji
@@WetOwl
Don't forget that he had 60 guintillion stab wounds and was only 1 second old
RIP Officer Peter he was such a good officer.
Careful dude, the creator might get mad at you on Twitter
Already had a mental breakdown so what can you do about it.
@@hanakozaki_rinTo be honest, just about the entire analog horror community did too. I mean, you even had people like fucking *Chezzkids* chiming in, basically everybody was dogpiling Urbanslug, not criticising, dogpiling.
Like his series, Urbanslug or not, the response to Urbanslug's comment to Pastra was just as bad. I mean, which is worse: a dude who can't take criticism or a mob of seething Twitter jannies restarting Minaxa's hate boner bandwagon and sending him death threats because they don't like his work?
There's 2 lessons to learn from this drama.
1. Your favorite artists are most likely assholes.
2. The analog horror community is a toxic shithole.
Holy crap lois I'm in analog horror and had my guts ripped out *metal pipe music intensities with static flavouring*
“His arms were cut off. His legs were cut off. His head was cut off. His eyelids were cut off. His tongue was cut off. He was stabbed a bazillion times in the balls. He was 4 seconds old. The painting was called No Balls Billy”
the series is just
“officer and 17 autistic 4 year old kids killed by [insert most gruesome thing you can ever think of]. here is corpse and random painting”
real
Don't forget to add a sprinkle of animal abuse
This is too far. There is a limit when it comes to analog horror. This needs to be removed now, imagine all the kids who might accidentally stumble upon this. Even I am scarred from this video
isn't that how movies are tho?
@@neaminious8516 No because unlike you and everyone else in this comment section people in hollywood and movie theaters are smart enough to have security to make sure that doesn't happen.
@@Infern0z2 The fact you even try to do an insult (which failed horribly) when I state the facts just shows me that you seem to be coping with how you lost the argument already, you even came back to the comment section, if anything that is hypocritical of you. Don't be a wuss and actually do something productive with your words.
@@Infern0z2they was literally joking. Don’t be foolish lmao
@@Infern0z2 No, if they grow a pair, it might get sliced off by the killer and they will get a painting displaying them with no balls.
I'm so pissed off because I've been watching these since the first episode. By the 8th episode I realized it was not going anywhere at the end.
It was all just brutal murder after another and another without even giving a tiny inkling in narrative.
What is their past?
Why the killers targeted these people?
What compels them to do such things for their "artistic" expression?
But no, the guy was too busy making Jason and Leatherface knockoffs to even prioritize something interesting in what could've been a unique take in the Analog Horror genre involving actual psychopaths instead of creatures whose shapes or forms are beyond human understanding.
It's all just a fucking pizzacutter content: All edge, but no point.
The painting should be called. "Peter's Balls after the Nickel toss by Ernie the Chicken"
You forgot to add in rape for no reason
the writing style is super accurate to how Urban writes his videos lmao
I like how one guy single handedly ruined analog horror
on a serious note, their usage of sa/csa is tiring
as a victim myself, yes these topics can be used to fulfill a story but just randomly deciding that a victim with 400 stab wounds should have some semen in some of them, or calling a painting meant to depict a childs last moments, “fuck toy cory”?
theres just so so many examples of them using these topics to further their pathetic attempt at shocking the viewer
it gets to a point where its just concerning as to why they use it SO much
urbanspook would definitely lose his shit over this video
Genuis you suprised me with the dead Peter scene
You forgot to describe how they died in comedically over the top detail!
I used to think that urbanspook was good until the exaggerated amount of gRape victims, he is a amazing artist but the story its just lame
I'd like to think there is no story, just a compilation of two guys roaming around killing people until they eventually get caught. Not everything needs story you know.
@@Glitchberry then whats the point of the videos? There's a bunch of other ways to show your creepy art on the internet
He's clearly was trying to do something, if there's no story, why tf he wasted time planing that the police is chasing two serial killers who paint they victims? He had an amazing idea in his hands, but he's executing it in a really poor way
The paintings aren't even scary anymore, its just silly and... Sometimes really gross, but not in a way it should be
@@SleepyKaami What I am seeing is that your point is basically you saying the same fucking shit, give me an actual reason and just maybe I'll talk to you about why this series doesn't need story. A good example of this would be Five Nights at Freddy's (specifically back when only the first game was out).
@@Glitchberry There are differences, Fnaf didn't even planned to have lore at first, it was just a game with jumpscares that people played to scare a friend or watch their favorite TH-camr playing and pretending it was the scariest thing in the world
Urbanspook starts the first chapter telling a fictional story about a serial killer who painted his victims, he even puts "analog horror" in the title, how do you expect me to not having expectations with something that is right in front of me?
I only stopped watching because I was getting bored, I wanted a story, if I wanted to see scary art without needing context I would just open Twitter or Instagram
@@Glitchberryooooh so its its just a weird torture and 🍇 fantasy the guy is writing for fun. Thats sooooo much better maybe we should all start doing that.
“He was stabbed 10^34 times, his body was reduced to a atom, he was only -500 years old”
Every Urbanspook video is pretty much the same, just shock value for the sake of shock value, with no actual story and gruesome torture that would make even Billy the Puppet from the Saw movies turn away in horror.
“Binkle bobby was stabbed 19 times and a broken spine. There was also a painting called broke boy bobby”
you forgot to add unnecessary semen????
and then there's a dead child covered in mayonnaise and sausages (its essential to the lore)
You forgot to make the murder description gratuitously violent
very dead corpse is very violent
@@RedactedN86 how dare you use such VIOLENT words /j
as an urbanite, I was really spooked
Woah this is some real shit I hope Stewie is still alive at this point 💀
idk man knowing urbanslug........
Literally all of Urbanspooks videos lmao
“Shit you pants” 💀💀💀
the razorblade of Analog horror, all edge and no point.
"he was chopped up in a meat grinder, and all that came out was an eyeball. Should've levelled vigor."
"A cartoon anvil hanging from the top of the ceiling with a string fell down on him, squishing him into the crater below it, he was only 47 years old"
this is actually scarier than urbanspook tho
Officer Peter is the only character I care about in the series. And he’s in a parody
Better than his videos
this is more artistic than the series. thank you for this.
Holy fuck lois
"In his digestive tract there was a blue whale, my moms car keys, a 3000 year old mountain goat, and 47 Jimmy Dean breakfast burritos, which had been force fed to him as we was killed over a course of 257 days, HE WAS ALIVE THE ENIRE TIME, by his corpse there was was a painting titled: 'Burrito bastard'.
Imagine how hilarious it would be if the actual urbanspooks sees this
He actually did see it
I posted this on Reddit a few months before and he commented lol
@@RedactedN86what'd he say
@@WatchMeowprobably something bitchy and whiny about how people don’t understand “extreme horror”
Daily reminder that urbanspook has a hugbox
I love this
Urbanspook videos be like:
Steve was stabbed in his left nut 69 trillion times and had his head decapitated and forcefully shredded in a paper shredder into 62828 million pieces. Further research proved that Steve lived another 2 weeks in this extreme state. Steve was 5 seconds old.
nahh fr though
We forgot to mention that petah was strangled by his own intestines and made his dog brain eat the remains very scary very gorey pls be scared
UrbanSpook is my least favorite analog horror series. It's basically just an edgy middle schooler's creepypasta in video form.
“his face was cut off, his eyes was cut off, his ass was cut off, his tounge was cut off, he was stabbed 4000 times and got hit with a grand rey cero, he was only 2 minutes old”
Y’all heard of UrbanSpook, now get ready for AgriculturalFright
Why did the vine boom when peters dead body appearing scare me 😭
holy heckerino! mr. urbanslug your content is so scary and mature! it really made me crap my pantaloons!
The shit that pisses me off the most is when a good concept is wasted. Urpanspook is the definition of that. It's like watching a massive pile of shit with a few tiny shining gold-nuggets.
The last slide actually adds more of a story than actual urban spook by including a tiny bit of police involvement.
Oh my god. That was genuinely horrifying.
Horrifyingly accurate to UrbanSPOOK, I mean.
Honestly better than Urban smook
at least his videos make me feel SOMETHING. this was just pathetic bullying.
if his videos are what you need to feel, please seek psychiatric help. his work is exploitative and overtly edgy
fr like hes gotten so much better now
His videos are legit, just Gore and the most descriptive situations for no reason wasn't one of his attacks literally mentioning graping a kid and then he covered someone in wax and they don't do any DNA tests on the paintings or anything. The entire series makes zero sense and all it is is for edgy 10-year-olds who enjoy Gore
Still scarier than the actual painter
"This was the time I'd swore I never remember!"
"his eyelids were cut off. He was only a millisecond old"
The background static makes it way more funny
"The victim was found brutally stabbed 29928389 times, with his intestines found stuffed in a teddy bear along with the remains of his -108 year old son."
"watch if you have balls of steel"
Do i need a horse too?
This is scarier than urban spook
The "BFDI TPOT Real offical cannon to everything" of Analog horror
But that's funny
@@l3g1t332 I wasn't complaining, I was just saying that both are parodies that point out flaws
the vinebooms scared me so bad somehow lmao
Victim appears to have experienced Peter Griffin's bunker-busting ultra mega super
you make a parody on horror but you make funniest parody no offensive
This made my day, funny asf ☠️☠️
this shi better than urbanspook
The whole thing around UrbanSpooks has just brought up a movie for me I once watched called Where The Dead Go To Die. It was like 7 years ago when I watched it but even when I did watch it, I could barely remember the plot because exactly like UrbanSpooks series, it was really just a collection of scenes of the most fucked up thing the creator could think of, and that was it. Zero tact, next to no story. Everyone said this movie was terrible but I was morbidly curious, and it just used its horrendous visuals as a crutch to add to the uncanny horror
UrbanSpooks should have left their paintings as a portfolio and shouldn't have tried to make it a series like this, it's become the pinnacle of everything wrong with analog horror right now, and sure you remember it, but not for any of the right reasons
The way everyone is just questioning the setting and universe and how there's no MO, the police tapes are just completely unreasonable and their investigations are non-existent just reminds me of how I couldn't stop griping about Where The Dead Go To Die and why and how the prostitute ended up dying, but the veteran guy didn't?? He loses both his legs in Vietnam, literally has them eaten off by gingerbread men or something and is left to bleed out on hallucinogens in the forest and he survives somehow, but she gets stabbed in the eye, crawls to a church and it kills her??
What?? It didn't even go that deep. The visuals are so bad its hard to tell. The shock factor is so over the top, that it's actually confusing
And of course, both series feature CSA, WTDGTD at a disgustingly greater emphasis than UrbanSpooks though, which is saying something. The entire end portion of the movie is about CP, and the movie begins with a boy fck8ng a dog on his parents corpses
It is not a good thing for your series to be so heavily reminiscent of something so awfuln
Police found this painting at the site of the -7 year old’s crimescene “Billy’s bloody river balls” by the scary guy 😨😨😰😰
Good representation but it's not quite Urban Spook because it's missing random sexual violence against children because that's the scariest scary analog scarefest ever.
maybe urbanslug was the killer this whole time
Boo not officer Peter 😭😭😭😭😭
"MORE LIKE URBANPOOP!"
My series is where the real horror is
i shid my pans
Bro that's too much shock value for me 😭
The entire series reminds me of that crazy news blooper where they're like "[Name] died in a fire yesterday morning while celebrating his birthday where tragically, there was a fire and he died" or however it went
Woah hold on a minute you may need to censor that Officer Peter corpse. A little too graphic for youtube
“His lungs were ripped out and used as hacky sacks. His pelvic area was stapled to the chin, and had traces of saliva all over it. He survived 10 billion days in this state. He wasn’t born yet. He titled the painting “poo poo butt billy ha ha cus I found him with poo poo in his diaper”.
I CARE + W RATIO + EVERYONE LOVES YOU + YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL + HAVE A GREAT DAY + UTTP SHOULD GET STOPPED
Informational video house 😭😭
Forgot the insufferable cacophony of the rhythmless fork and plate duo
The stock images are on point
the vine boom, ironically, made me jump