Since this is blown up, (ahem-) WARNING: Some of the good analog horrors like Walten Files, Boiled One Phenomenon doesn't match with this video!!!! They're good and unique horror series that doesn't follow this!
@@Gordidian4910the Mandela Catalogue kinda started the whole “basis” for overused and cliché analog horrors. There is this weird mutated entity. Don’t go near the eldritch horror (no shit). But wait there’s a catch. You can survive with this simple mundane task
@@-Galaxy-2695 distinguishing different distinguishing differences differ due to differences in the different distinguishability of distinguishing differences.
Bro forgot the repeating text during the jumpscare.png saying "ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE"
I'd throw hands with half those goofy monsters just on how ridiculous they look like I don't care if you bulletproof, nigga, I come into my house doing the jerma face and silly voice, you're getting it
this is literally the answer for fighting alternates. if you arent afraid you can easily beat their ass, since they cant physically do anything to hurt you
Don’t forget the government being more oblivious then a newborn child about dealing with the issue directly Edit: yeah now I realize that maybe this is the most realistic part of analog horror.
“It’s all a lie. I am *insert religious figure here* do not be afraid” - entity you should very much be afraid of that is not in fact *insert religious figure here*
"SOME RANDOM GOOFY AHH ENTITY HAS APPEARED NEARBY FOR SOME REASON [...] THERE IS SOMEHOW THE WAY TO KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THIS GODDAMN CREATURES" - the exposition of every analog horror series ever
Some random goofy ahh entity has appeared nearby for some reason... Hey! Build new lego helicopter with titanium nets and sniper squad, and catch goofy ahh entity! New Lego Analog horror sets.
@@Jedai_Games My remaster that no one asked: Some random goofy ahh entity has appeared nearby for some reason. Start the artilery cannons! _silence_ *Hey!* Build new lego cannons with titanium nets and sniper squad, and catch the goofy ahh entity! New Lego Analog horror sets for lego city ™.
Not every bro. Greylock, Midwest angelica and Monument mythos are good. 1. I would say it literally very interesting. 2. Corpse in cosmos is actually amazing concept. Would like to know more about this corpse. Plus we don't know anything about cosmos so it gives you uncanny feeling 3. Using statues that already exist and making videos of how they were invented is so cool! Like.. most people use things that don't exist for their analog horrors. Also, maybe watch doctor nowhere? Their concept is like scp foundation, I think it's cool.
It lacks the evil alien demon stuff hijacking the brodcast like 'nah it was a lie, please go outside for a walk, this is not the spooky entity speaking I swear' * glitch *
Do not panic, some random goofy ahh entities came out of nowhere Just an average Tuesday There are magically steps to survive them Step 1: Do not fight back They can beat Goku in a fight, so don't even try Step 2: Scream for help Average horror movie Step 3: Engineer gaming
I always find it stupid whenever any vhs horror stuff has a vhs tape that was supposedly made against the evil things, yet the tape somehow got modified by the thing, and instead of just blocking all the survival strategies, they add their picture and some scary sentence. FNAF VHS tapes are particularly guilty of this by having tapes that show the souls suffering using the animatronics in pain, which means the souls either know how to do 3d animation or they somehow filmed them without anyone noticing. Spectre is one that does it in what I believe to be good way since they are basically just VHS tapes that someone would have filmed without any ghost modifications.
But don't you understand, even though completely blocking any information about them would be much more effective, how could you resist spooking the audience mildly by making a loud sound with your face on the screen?
Imagine making an analog horror series about humans living together with weird, sapient monsters that are human like us in terms of general morals and have been popping up for a while now, and the horror part primarily comes from real life issues such as discrimination and such. Well, I wanted to make a series inspired by that idea, too.
Imagine you're walking down a street in a city, it's night and suddenly you hear a noise. You turn around and see this big ugly monster thing. What would you do A. Run away as fast as you can B. Call for help and see if anyone helps you C. Try and fight the monster D. Stand there do absolutely nothing and wait for the monster to do the first move. Because for some reason when it comes to analog horror everyone chooses option D.
Realistically I think run, scream or fight are all better options than shitting myself and dying on the spot, but the 4th one is the only thing I'd be able to do
@@codex3019 My friends have banned me from being brought with them to any haunted house type attractions around Halloween because I have almost punched out scare actors on multiple occasions. I cannot stress this enough: I would simply fight the creature, and I would win. It is a bad idea for them to spawn in front of me.
Just because Mandela catalogue got popular doesn’t make it good. Stuff like Gemini Home Entertainment or Greylock do more with the analogue horror concept and they aren’t nearly as cringe
Good thing that like near the end of season 1 they actually broke a lot of cliches about analog horror like showing the creatures to be killable in the mimic defense tape and actually showing a group of people doing something about it in the finale.
@@Z5-XB and the harvester being shot from range neutralising it. The mimic Defense tape is debatable, because it comes from the governments we believe it’s actually false advise to get you killed because the government works for the singularity.
Everyone is talking about the Jumpscare.png, but no is talking about the voice saying "If you liked this video, make sure to like and subscribe-" in the end, as if the analog series are typical youtube series.
@@sooz6092 Yeah, like the TikTok trend. No way am I keeping a straight face if I see my evil doppelganger staring bug-eyed at me with a goofy ahh slack-jawed smile! 😂
I was going to do an analog horror that focused on a comic book that caused people to grow more and more angry until they got irrationally violent, and the more people did this the more reality got messed up. Basically the elevator pitch is picture a mix of the Crazies and In the mouth of madness. Even did some sketches of scene ideas, all done in stylized art because I figured it fit the theme and stood out. The community HATED this idea, and I just scraped it.
"Goffy ahhh creatur"💀 " Goffy ahh zit"💀 God damn creaturs"💀 "So unlees if u wanna be f*cket up" 💀 "I think lmao " 💀 These scenes got me laughing until death 💀
The Painter: "Victim was stabbed eleventy trillion times in the genitals and rolled into a sushi mat, the killer then painted the victim and sent it to the police with the title 'Sushi Dick Steve' and accidentally sent his ID document along with the painting, police still has no clue how to find him"
I got kinda bored of the genre when I realized a lot of the new ones are just stuff I've already seen but slightly different. Like, why do they all include instructional videos? Why are all the scary monsters just peoples' faces but photoshopped to look all wacky? Why do some pretend to be real footage or photos when they're clearly drawings? I mean I'm generalizing here, but what started as a clever way to use budget limitations to enhance the horror quickly became an easy way to make popular content with little effort. I at least appreciate when the filmmakers are putting a lot of effort into the visuals for videos that are made to look low quality. And when the director manages to write realistic dialogue and find actors that sound natural, that goes a long way (Kane Pixels is pretty great on both those fronts imo, if you consider his stuff analogue horror). It's supposed to be found footage, so it's extra noticeable when the dialogue is stilted and the actors are probably the director's siblings
wait. where`s the 'holler' step ? u know, when it goes 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOEEEEYYY!!!' ooh holup, you mean goofy. . not Goofy? sry, cant read or listen - or reasten
"Emergency Alert there is a new virus" "A new virus?! At this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely in my vicinity?" "Yes" "May I get tips on how to avoid it?" "YOU WILL BE CURED CONSUME THE ORGANISM"
The walten files and monument mythos, Greylock too as Mondo said, have a story. They convey a story through the analog horror style, that's why they're so acclaimed, so loved, because they don't go for the low bar. But most analog horror series, even good ones, get so stereotypical. Tangi Virus, smile tapes, Sinkhole, Güby and friends which came out recently, even urban spook to some extent even though that one is simply a portfolio from someone who needs professional help. Anyway, what I'm saying is, don't compare basic analog horror to things like the Walten Files or Greylock, the difference in the amount of work and attention to detail is too large
"They look like human beings and camouflage themselves among them" The creature: Three meters tall, teeth and nails so sharp that if they close their mouth/hand, they hurt themselves, and softly red eyes that glow in the dark
![EVERY ANALOG HORROR BE LIKE: [REMASTERED]](/img/n.gif)
Since this is blown up, (ahem-)
WARNING: Some of the good analog horrors like Walten Files, Boiled One Phenomenon doesn't match with this video!!!! They're good and unique horror series that doesn't follow this!
So exact title of this video is "SOME OF THE ANALOG HORRORS BE LIKE:"-
What about Mandela catalogue
This is defo a parody of the Mandela cataloge
@@Gordidian4910the Mandela Catalogue kinda started the whole “basis” for overused and cliché analog horrors. There is this weird mutated entity. Don’t go near the eldritch horror (no shit). But wait there’s a catch. You can survive with this simple mundane task
This video is soo funny
"You can distinguish them by looking at their difference"
truer words have never been said
don’t take that out of context
Differences are usually easy to distinguish because theyre different
@@SacsachCCABP distinguishable differences are very differently distinguishable
@@-Galaxy-2695 distinguishing different distinguishing differences differ due to differences in the different distinguishability of distinguishing differences.
The deafening silence with the jumpscare.png is the icing on the cake
Google couldn't load the image, my bad.
@@nonplayercharacter12333 *cough cough* Run away and hide *cough cough*
"You can tell it's really bad because we've made a minor alteration to the default man symbol"
lol
Aren't you so cool for disliking the popular thing. 🙄
@@ripadblockyes😎🎸🎸🎸🎸🤘
@@ripadblockYep
@@ripadblock| popular thing has been beaten into the ground and oversaturated. are you stupid
Bro forgot the repeating text during the jumpscare.png saying "ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE ACCEPT YOUR FATE"
This was in which arg? I don't watch em that much
Yeah and the “ACCEPT YOUR FATE” should be with the ai voice whispering
*07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing-*
Or "NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK" whatever that means
*07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missing 07 14 missi-*
from analog horrors to warning signs, 🚹 has gone through a lot
Yea! give him a break! #free🚹
Poor 🚹
Free the “default man symbol”🚹
Truly a 🚹 of may talents
#free🚹
Now I wanna see an analog horror spoof where the #1 response is "fight them.They are weak. Kick their ass"
I'd throw hands with half those goofy monsters just on how ridiculous they look
like I don't care if you bulletproof, nigga, I come into my house doing the jerma face and silly voice, you're getting it
His power is...
1006.
Kick his ass Nappa.
If you beat them you become the new horror analog creature
When an intruder has invaded your house but you've had enough 🥊😠🥊
this is literally the answer for fighting alternates. if you arent afraid you can easily beat their ass, since they cant physically do anything to hurt you
Don’t forget the government being more oblivious then a newborn child about dealing with the issue directly
Edit: yeah now I realize that maybe this is the most realistic part of analog horror.
And then at the end the government just tells you to kill yourself and we never even get to see the entity 💀
It’s either that, or they’re pretending it doesn’t exist to the public, while they secretly form plans on what to do about it.
This creature cannot be killed with bullets. Anyway, we are sending in some soldiers with *guns* to take it down.
That part's actually realistic
Accurate tbh
don't forget the somehow religious undertones
"heh god cant save you now"
*insert bible reference **#15362** here*
“It’s all a lie. I am *insert religious figure here* do not be afraid” - entity you should very much be afraid of that is not in fact *insert religious figure here*
The 'the devil has a plan for you'
THE RANDOM CRUCIFIX TOO 😭
I'm tellin y'all, small videos from channels with less than 10k subs are the absolute treasure of TH-cam
Fr
like scarwick, thought more than 10k subs he is the best horror channel.
Fr bro lol
True bruh
Fr
"SOME RANDOM GOOFY AHH ENTITY HAS APPEARED NEARBY FOR SOME REASON [...] THERE IS SOMEHOW THE WAY TO KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THIS GODDAMN CREATURES"
- the exposition of every analog horror series ever
Some random goofy ahh entity has appeared nearby for some reason...
Hey! Build new lego helicopter with titanium nets and sniper squad, and catch goofy ahh entity!
New Lego Analog horror sets.
@@Jedai_Games My remaster that no one asked:
Some random goofy ahh entity has appeared nearby for some reason.
Start the artilery cannons!
_silence_
*Hey!*
Build new lego cannons with titanium nets and sniper squad, and catch the goofy ahh entity!
New Lego Analog horror sets for lego city ™.
Bro the comment got 666 likes
Yes, that was the video
Not every bro. Greylock, Midwest angelica and Monument mythos are good. 1. I would say it literally very interesting. 2. Corpse in cosmos is actually amazing concept. Would like to know more about this corpse. Plus we don't know anything about cosmos so it gives you uncanny feeling 3. Using statues that already exist and making videos of how they were invented is so cool! Like.. most people use things that don't exist for their analog horrors. Also, maybe watch doctor nowhere? Their concept is like scp foundation, I think it's cool.
“If you don’t want to be fucked up, “ got me💀
same
Iraqi spotted❗️❗️🇮🇶
"don't think that carrot big because leaf big size" ahh voice
did you nose? if you sniff pizza too much, your nose might think it. it's pizza???
Chair.
Some time, first of steps of all of the steps Is the hardest of steps
@@rigboy1234steps
What are you doing stepbro?
It lacks the evil alien demon stuff hijacking the brodcast like 'nah it was a lie, please go outside for a walk, this is not the spooky entity speaking I swear' * glitch *
0:40 "step 3... i forgot"
He forgot
This series' name should be called "goofy catalogue"
Edit:"the goofy ahh entity is coming,lock all your doors and windows idk"-emergency broadcast
Yea
The FREAKY catalogue!
@@bittersweetpepper2482that’s what it was for the Mandela catalogue creator
First we had The Mandela Catalogue. Then The Scrimblo Catalogue, NOW THE GOOFY CATALOGUE!!!!
the goofy ahh catalogue
"Some random goofy ahh entity" really got me😂
some random goofy ahh painter with a knife when
No gore, no cheap jump scares, just pure terror. This is how horror should be done.
As you can see, this mysterious creature is tall, very scary.
Do not panic, some random goofy ahh entities came out of nowhere
Just an average Tuesday
There are magically steps to survive them
Step 1: Do not fight back
They can beat Goku in a fight, so don't even try
Step 2: Scream for help
Average horror movie
Step 3:
Engineer gaming
Not very relevant but…
I’m watching this while thinking of pjo, so your comment totally got me
“Jus an average Tuesday… for demigods”
😂
I always find it stupid whenever any vhs horror stuff has a vhs tape that was supposedly made against the evil things, yet the tape somehow got modified by the thing, and instead of just blocking all the survival strategies, they add their picture and some scary sentence. FNAF VHS tapes are particularly guilty of this by having tapes that show the souls suffering using the animatronics in pain, which means the souls either know how to do 3d animation or they somehow filmed them without anyone noticing. Spectre is one that does it in what I believe to be good way since they are basically just VHS tapes that someone would have filmed without any ghost modifications.
But don't you understand, even though completely blocking any information about them would be much more effective, how could you resist spooking the audience mildly by making a loud sound with your face on the screen?
Nahhh but the image of these big ass animatronics using camcorders and recording scary videos to spook their killer funny asf
The goofy ahh catalogue 💀💀💀
“call for the help” 😭💀
Analog horror's power is diminished on those who grew up on VHS
Step 3 Was Sooo Wise
HOW DID THIS GET 1000 LIKES!?
Fr
a wise man once said
""
very wise tip🗿
@@snezhok174
“JUMPSCARE.PNG”
0:48
> Phase 1: Do not engage with the goofy ahh creature.
> Phase 2: Steal it's underwear.
> Phase 3: ???
> Phase 4: Profit!
This is why I like doctor nowhere. Genuinely scary and so many different things to look at.
Yep but boiled.... yeah it's just the average distorted face
Imagine if this becomes an actual analog series 😭😭💀
AND WHAT IF IT WAS ACTUALLY SCARY😭
Ao Oni be like that
Like litterally it's just some goofy ahh purple guy killing people.
@@Kyumifun PURPLE GUY?????
@@Shadow_BloxTHE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER??
I mean, that would've been some cool deconstruction
“So unless you wanna get fucked up, try avoiding them” 😂😂
"jumpscare.png"
LMAOO
Idk why this comment blew up this is the laziest comment I've ever typed but thanks.
BOO 😂
Made me shit myself
Better than a real jumpscare IMO
Lol
Jumpscare.jpeg
it's quite ironic how the series about mimicry-based monsters got so many copycats, ain't it?
I mean, when you put it that way...
Imagine making an analog horror series about humans living together with weird, sapient monsters that are human like us in terms of general morals and have been popping up for a while now, and the horror part primarily comes from real life issues such as discrimination and such.
Well, I wanted to make a series inspired by that idea, too.
👍
Undertale be like:
@@user-yu6ie4cu9t XD
if you will make that then make it scary (you can make it scary by making it cruel)
Damn entities roaming around my america, see THIS is why we voted for donald trump!
It's to keep these damn MONSTERS (hard r) out!
0:48 omg so spooky!!!1!!1!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!💀
Made me tingle all the way💀
This white man really expierenced a lot, bro survived 5000000 different brutal warning signs, and now have to endure the analog scary entities
He has infinite stunt doubles
like if u have an aerospace engineering degree
also massive black body
So British people
No! Not the Brit!
Good one...
@ripadblock dawg touch grass i saw u tryna be all defending annoyin azz fortnite kid
"I think lmao" 😭
every analog horror:
very tall guy: "hey guys"
everyone ever: "no"
women: hey there, how tall are ya?
Imagine you're walking down a street in a city, it's night and suddenly you hear a noise. You turn around and see this big ugly monster thing. What would you do
A. Run away as fast as you can
B. Call for help and see if anyone helps you
C. Try and fight the monster
D. Stand there do absolutely nothing and wait for the monster to do the first move.
Because for some reason when it comes to analog horror everyone chooses option D.
_chooses B_
* But nobody came...
Realistically I think run, scream or fight are all better options than shitting myself and dying on the spot, but the 4th one is the only thing I'd be able to do
If you choose C, it will be tough, but you can get some sweet cursed loot drops from the boss fight.
@@nemesi55mf elbowdrop a Tulpa
@@codex3019 My friends have banned me from being brought with them to any haunted house type attractions around Halloween because I have almost punched out scare actors on multiple occasions.
I cannot stress this enough: I would simply fight the creature, and I would win. It is a bad idea for them to spawn in front of me.
You forgot the classic one: "LocK aLL DoOrS anD WInDowS, TurN ofF Tv aND nEver OPen dA dOor FOr cReaTuReS
@@seguidordejesus198 Those are just EAS scenario videos. Yes, those are often horribly cliché-ridden copy-and-paste garbage. 🫢
bro roasted half of TH-cam videos
Love how the mandela catalogue got popular and then every treated it as if it was every single video of analog horror ever made
most frankly are just poor replicas of it
@@uncroppedsoop you were my first notification on his account, damn
yeah cause mandela's populatiry gave birth to a lot of other shitty analog horrors
People aint too original
Even the ones that are really good dont deviate much from Mandela's formula
Just because Mandela catalogue got popular doesn’t make it good. Stuff like Gemini Home Entertainment or Greylock do more with the analogue horror concept and they aren’t nearly as cringe
THIS IS A NATIONAL CONCERN, THE SKIBIDI GIGAGADEGADAGODAGO HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT
do not mew with it! it is very KIND AND WILL RIZZ UP PEOPLE FOR YOU! :D
It is notorious for hoardmaxxing gyatts like frequent fanum tax.
Bro lil timmy and his army is attacking people
And then there’s the phone calls talking about Kuan Dale Dingle and his encounter with one of the creatures.
And then you'll get some random youtuber with a vocal fry being like "This jumpscare is symbolism for shidding and wiping your bum with your fingers"
Voice “hello? Hello hello? Uh I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in for your first night” sounding ahh
Can't wait for the next episode where the police roll up on Goofy McGee before he hits them with the "I don't talk to cops" line.
I’m absolutely terrified. I’m am crying on the floor.
There are a few exceptions.
Vita carnis is the first that came to my mind. Fully fledged universe and lore, not just some random single entity.
Good thing that like near the end of season 1 they actually broke a lot of cliches about analog horror like showing the creatures to be killable in the mimic defense tape and actually showing a group of people doing something about it in the finale.
@@Z5-XB and the harvester being shot from range neutralising it.
The mimic Defense tape is debatable, because it comes from the governments we believe it’s actually false advise to get you killed because the government works for the singularity.
Everyone is talking about the Jumpscare.png, but no is talking about the voice saying "If you liked this video, make sure to like and subscribe-" in the end, as if the analog series are typical youtube series.
OH GOSH THAT JUMPSCARE IMAGE JUST SCARED DA HELL OUT OF ME
the two seconds already tell me that this is going to be very spooky!!!!
Step 3 goes crazy ngl
Missing the goofy googly eyes and wide open mouth, because you can't create analog horror without a stupid looking monster theses days.
fr
My exact thoughts as well.
@@sooz6092 Yeah, like the TikTok trend. No way am I keeping a straight face if I see my evil doppelganger staring bug-eyed at me with a goofy ahh slack-jawed smile! 😂
This actually feels like a good setup for a tutorial on how to make these kinds of videos
I’m making an analog horror series and this is literally so accurate.
Would love an analog horror that doesnt take itself seriously
I just love the audio of the background is deep fried lime any analog horror
I was going to do an analog horror that focused on a comic book that caused people to grow more and more angry until they got irrationally violent, and the more people did this the more reality got messed up.
Basically the elevator pitch is picture a mix of the Crazies and In the mouth of madness.
Even did some sketches of scene ideas, all done in stylized art because I figured it fit the theme and stood out.
The community HATED this idea, and I just scraped it.
It honestly sounded so original or at least more original than the other analog horror
The heck, that sounds like an awesome idea!
That'd be a pretty cool segment for Creepshow!
"If you go outside you will literally be fucking teleported out of existence into higher horror for some dum reason."
This is why I love The Monument Mythos
I would unironically love a analog horror series like this
HOLY SHIT YOU MADE ME PISS MYSELF IN FEAR
„Jumpscare png“ rlly scared me lol😂
This is funny but actual horror analogs do this so well it literally becomes a horror movie
0:48 THAT JUMPSCARE SCARES ME MORE
Oh my gosh this will help me with the goofy boofy monsters tysm😊
"Goffy ahhh creatur"💀
" Goffy ahh zit"💀
God damn creaturs"💀
"So unlees if u wanna be f*cket up" 💀
"I think lmao " 💀
These scenes got me laughing until death 💀
"i love this kind of horror because it doesnt rely on cheap jumpscares and shock value."
The Painter: "Victim was stabbed eleventy trillion times in the genitals and rolled into a sushi mat, the killer then painted the victim and sent it to the police with the title 'Sushi Dick Steve' and accidentally sent his ID document along with the painting, police still has no clue how to find him"
No one in the past 2 years has said that
@@giantpinkcat you see it in every analog horror comment section
@@Zorothegallade-gg7zg LOL
Bro why was this actually so true 💀💀💀
Im happy that the video immediately recommended after this is green alien singing just the 2 of us
Not me scrolling the screen to avoid the jumpscare just to see the jumpscare png in text💀
GOOFY AHH ENTITY 😭😭😭
Nah but why is it always like
Step 1: Do not fight back
Step 2: Run
Step 3: ACCEPT YOUR FATE
either that or it’s two poorly handed shoehorned in SAs
0:29 "fucked up" got me laughing 😭😭😭
Step 4: clap em
I got kinda bored of the genre when I realized a lot of the new ones are just stuff I've already seen but slightly different. Like, why do they all include instructional videos? Why are all the scary monsters just peoples' faces but photoshopped to look all wacky? Why do some pretend to be real footage or photos when they're clearly drawings? I mean I'm generalizing here, but what started as a clever way to use budget limitations to enhance the horror quickly became an easy way to make popular content with little effort.
I at least appreciate when the filmmakers are putting a lot of effort into the visuals for videos that are made to look low quality. And when the director manages to write realistic dialogue and find actors that sound natural, that goes a long way (Kane Pixels is pretty great on both those fronts imo, if you consider his stuff analogue horror). It's supposed to be found footage, so it's extra noticeable when the dialogue is stilted and the actors are probably the director's siblings
Hey man, that jump scare was too intense. 😭
The jumpscare at 0:48 was really scary 😱😱
Like this goober
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V
🎶🎷🐛
Don’t call us out like that 😭
wait. where`s the 'holler' step ? u know, when it goes 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOEEEEYYY!!!'
ooh holup, you mean goofy. . not Goofy? sry, cant read or listen - or reasten
“Calling for the police with 911 is the best option for you I think” was literally my first thought while watching an analog horror video.
Average Ohio News
"Don't fight unless you hanve an AK-47-"
As a analog horror creator, yeah.
“Theres A New Virus Called Black Tree Virus”
-A Random Horror vid
"Emergency Alert there is a new virus"
"A new virus?! At this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely in my vicinity?"
"Yes"
"May I get tips on how to avoid it?"
"YOU WILL BE CURED CONSUME THE ORGANISM"
This is just spoofing Mandela Catalogue. What about the other analogue horrors like Walten Files or Monument Mythos.
Or Greylock
The walten files and monument mythos, Greylock too as Mondo said, have a story. They convey a story through the analog horror style, that's why they're so acclaimed, so loved, because they don't go for the low bar.
But most analog horror series, even good ones, get so stereotypical. Tangi Virus, smile tapes, Sinkhole, Güby and friends which came out recently, even urban spook to some extent even though that one is simply a portfolio from someone who needs professional help.
Anyway, what I'm saying is, don't compare basic analog horror to things like the Walten Files or Greylock, the difference in the amount of work and attention to detail is too large
Analog Horror where the anomalous creature ends up making enemies with a werewolf that hunts them all down.
Lmao so true
Okay the ‘Jumpscare PNG.’ Joke was actually genius.
This doesn’t sound like us
WATCHING ANALOG HORROR IS SO FUN, WATCHING ANALOG HORROR SLANDER IS JUST AS FUN-
Analog horror has evolved into analog humor
jokes aside, you are really good at making this. You can make a series in a alt channel!
Not even 5 seconds in and the buzzing sound is enough 😂
0:55 I love the fact that the actual training tape from the 90s tells me to subscribe to youtube channel.
"They look like human beings and camouflage themselves among them"
The creature: Three meters tall, teeth and nails so sharp that if they close their mouth/hand, they hurt themselves, and softly red eyes that glow in the dark
I like how this guy is just doesn't care 💀
"Jumpscare.png" holy sh*t that scared me
When I saw this part 0:28 I want to just making the tall one move back and forth over and over again because I keep doing that to my friends in roblox
Its true.
And I still want 500 more analog horror stories.