Cardiacs - Dirty Boy (Acoustic Cover) - JPJ

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  • @JoeParrish
    @JoeParrish  3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    My belated tribute to this great band and the late Tim Smith. Like a lot of people I only discovered Cardiacs following Tim's death but they have since become one of my favourite bands and this is definitely a contender for their best track in my opinion, although that list is long.
    To purchase Cardiacs' music and merch visit their website here - www.cardiacs.net/
    This track was mixed by my bandmate, Jack - th-cam.com/channels/ZZgdvQxbGmIeGEdzFWZ-1g.html

    • @TheProds
      @TheProds ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the future there will be a German compound word that describes musicians who discovered Cardiacs in lockdown, and have since been getting theirs heads blown off as they peer down the rabbit hole...
      Great cover by the way 🙏

    • @GetAGripPls
      @GetAGripPls 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheProds No offence meant when I say that this is a worthy cover but not a patch on the original. Regardless, great job and you have a fantastic voice (plus great skills with the other instruments). Like you I found Cardiacs after Tims death - you really have made something worthy of the term "tribute". I salute you and again no offence meant. I really enjoyed your cover which I found after some late night listening to Cardiacs. Few could match up to the leader of the starry skies though :)

    • @TheProds
      @TheProds 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Comment misdirected our way but geez, no need for such a miserly opening statement! Just appreciate the effort Mr Parrish here spent in learning a song you admire and bothering to put together a video for us to enjoy! It's a lot of work and it's a great job. Save the backhanders! @@GetAGripPls

    • @billhunter2300
      @billhunter2300 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@TheProdsTotally brilliant. I only vaguely remember the original. Only found Mr Parrish as I fancied listening to Holst's the planets 😂. Very glad I did 😊

  • @neilpend
    @neilpend 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I was at a cardiacs gig in the crazy house in Liverpool in the nineties with some friends. Certain substances had been imbibed. I was dancing back and forwards like a flower at the back of the crowd. Tim was amused with my styles and i caught his eye walked through the crowd and reached my hand out to him. He walked across the stage and reached down shaking my hand with a big smile on his face.
    I pass that handshake to you today. Thanks for reminding me of the beauty and complexity of cardiacs and this lovely hymn.

  • @Tantacrul
    @Tantacrul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This is awesome!

    • @jamespeterson4275
      @jamespeterson4275 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Incredibly based that you're into this band.

    • @amorpaz1
      @amorpaz1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hey Tantacrul, thanks for introducing me to this amazing song!

  • @godhatesglobes
    @godhatesglobes ปีที่แล้ว +8

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  • @christopherhorner637
    @christopherhorner637 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This made me cry.... In the good way.... the way the original did..... you God!!!

  • @CaJoel
    @CaJoel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    every chord change in this song is absolutely perfect

    • @fcamiola
      @fcamiola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every chord change Tim ever wrote is utter perfection! :)

  • @andyleaf4344
    @andyleaf4344 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Beautiful! 🥲

  • @neilomac
    @neilomac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thoroughly worthy of laudation!

  • @clauderanval2898
    @clauderanval2898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A stunning version of one of the greatest songs ever written. And, like yourself, I discovered Cardiacs just after Tim's death. Wonderful !

    • @maskedzebra22
      @maskedzebra22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's an incredible live version on here played by ex Cardiac members, Spratleys Japs and Mike Vennart, who does an incredible job singing it. I was there at the recording and Tim was at the side of the stage in a wheelchair. Just incredible atmosphere. People near me were in tears. Amazing night. Like you, I came to them very late.

  • @randomnumber17
    @randomnumber17 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is a masterclass in music production and probably the finest studio cover of this song of songs I've ever had the pleasure of listening to. The personal touches you add to the composition are outstanding and if that were not enough, your vocal range is spectacular. Bravo.

  • @sterbus79
    @sterbus79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love this version and this style you decided to use... A seventies folk vibe and great vocals... Well done!

    • @JoeParrish
      @JoeParrish  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks a lot man, that was my aim.

    • @sterbus79
      @sterbus79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JoeParrish and if you're curious, that's a version I did some time ago :) th-cam.com/video/9Sq0nTW6RpE/w-d-xo.html

    • @JoeParrish
      @JoeParrish  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sterbus79 Great job!

  • @shayneoneill1506
    @shayneoneill1506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Holy shit dude, your vocal range is off the chart.

  • @Name_Happrycorn
    @Name_Happrycorn ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Потрясающе! Талантливый кавер!❤ Малыш Тим улыбается с небес!

    • @dimadrum
      @dimadrum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Согласен с вами!!!;)

  • @mitcheldenhartog1886
    @mitcheldenhartog1886 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I could listen to a whole album like this

  • @ThemusicalboxCoUk
    @ThemusicalboxCoUk ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is absolutely beautiful. I’m a long-standing fan (ie. old!) of both Tull and Cardiacs and this has blown me away - incredible job Joe, thank you, Tim Kirkham.

  • @chrisshort4542
    @chrisshort4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Laudation of The First Order. Nailed it!

  • @liserosenlund7538
    @liserosenlund7538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Absolutely stunning. Tim was the greatest of them all😥❤

  • @michaeldobrinski3870
    @michaeldobrinski3870 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amazing. The fact you don’t have millions of subscribers is criminal. Your Rite of Spring arrangement is possibly the best thing I have heard on the internet.

  • @MCH106
    @MCH106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is god damn incredible dude what the fuck?

  • @jermaschinot
    @jermaschinot ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks! love your cover. Never heard the Cardiacs and am exploring them a bit. VERY interesting. Quite an amazing song.

    • @bellyeyed
      @bellyeyed ปีที่แล้ว

      Enjoy the rabbit hole,every album is special and unique in its own way, amazing band from the early days til the end

    • @jermaschinot
      @jermaschinot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bellyeyed Thanks!

  • @armyofmoths
    @armyofmoths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Our favourite ever song....and you've absolutely captured how beautiful it is.
    A stunning version.

    • @sukottora
      @sukottora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ARMY of MOTHS! What a great band you guys are!

    • @armyofmoths
      @armyofmoths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sukottora Honured that YOU think so.

    • @sukottora
      @sukottora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you know Tim loved you too.

  • @Nakayaro
    @Nakayaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow, as if your cover of Rite of Spring wasn't a blessing enough !! A Cardiacs cover now !? Thank you SO MUCH, it's wonderful !!

  • @sathasekhem
    @sathasekhem ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You nailed that last bit so well. You reopened the gate to the stars with angelic purity. Love the picking. It makes me dream of a black metal version of it :D

  • @markpollock7154
    @markpollock7154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Absolutely stunning. Something to treasure.
    This song is the greatest song ever and your rendition is staggeringly sublime.

  • @klaskact4317
    @klaskact4317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This made me cry wet tears. You sir are a wonderful man. So so good.

  • @The1stMrJohn
    @The1stMrJohn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Excellent, using a flute was a stroke of genius. Lovely voice too.

  • @bibliodugu1685
    @bibliodugu1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I thought I heard some Cardiacs influence in the guitar playing on Rite of Spring. Fantastic cover.

    • @sukottora
      @sukottora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Igor was a big Cardiacs fan.

  • @IanMiddletonX
    @IanMiddletonX ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolutely fucking amazing. As good if not better than the original. I assume you held the whole note at the end of course :)

  • @sgrimm7346
    @sgrimm7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Probably one of the most beautiful pieces of music I've ever heard....you're rendition...exquisite.

  • @grazza
    @grazza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Beautiful and fitting tribute, well done!

  • @kjotkahn2439
    @kjotkahn2439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Such beautiful, earthy smell to this cover. Good job!

  • @bernardthedisappointedowl6938
    @bernardthedisappointedowl6938 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this version - slight XTC / Syd Barrett vibe to yer take on the song - admiring yer range and flute playing too, thanks 🙂🎵🎶

  • @maurovalenciamusic
    @maurovalenciamusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I listened to this version - for a very first time- a few months ago.
    Well, I have been coming back to hear it again almost daily.
    Amazing job. Nothing else job to say.

  • @XpertDrumCovers
    @XpertDrumCovers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    fantastic! Hearing it like acoustically like this, you can really hear where Tom Yhorke from Radiohead hot got inspiration from

  • @matthewrevell9664
    @matthewrevell9664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing! Obviously I love the original but it's great to hear how your version brings out some parts that are a little harder to hear in the original's mix.

  • @SequoiaSounds
    @SequoiaSounds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Absolutely gorgeous arrangement! You've immense talent!

  • @fcamiola
    @fcamiola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amazing! But it messes with us with perfect pitch being in the key of D :) Still great! Timmy xoxo

  • @davedmusic3598
    @davedmusic3598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lifelong Cardiacs fan here since 1984. Saw Tim in all his guises well over 100 times. This is beautiful, up there with the Sterbus stuff. You are worthy of laudation

  • @richardelliott47
    @richardelliott47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A fitting and superb tribute. Thanks for adding to the Cardiaspora.

  • @bjarneskogland4733
    @bjarneskogland4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    An absolutley fantastic performance. Great job.
    Thanks a lot. :)

  • @SteveBluescemi
    @SteveBluescemi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly I might even prefer this to the original, incredible work

  • @dengrego
    @dengrego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nailed that ending!

  • @pabloraybould
    @pabloraybould ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great work Joe. A truly stunning (and talented) performance of an incredible composition.

  • @JulianIngram-g7y
    @JulianIngram-g7y ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is blooming awesome - so emotional

  • @macsdaddy94
    @macsdaddy94 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What just happened to me? And why am just listening to this now? 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @g1tfinger
    @g1tfinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bloody fab

  • @paulcocteau
    @paulcocteau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow!

  • @TheHardcoreStu
    @TheHardcoreStu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    your voice is like butter, and this is an absolutely amazing cover. well done indeed.

  • @Kembole
    @Kembole ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect cover of a perfect song.

  • @ernestoferreri
    @ernestoferreri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    excellent... your Rite was my intro to your profound musicality, but you continue to display a wider range, a fine vocalist too, overall mad studio skills

  • @oxyd2013
    @oxyd2013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was a great moment of music! Thank you.
    Discovered Cardiacs quite late too and I can't put them out of my head.
    Great channel too, I love your Shostakovich piece a lot.

  • @tanukijessica
    @tanukijessica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Excellent, I wondered if you'd hold the last note on "over and out" for its full length. I was not disappointed!

  • @Ymet_news
    @Ymet_news ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how do you guys keep "ahhhhh"-ing for so long?

  • @johnmeethan7850
    @johnmeethan7850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Very good indeed. I particularly like the vocal arrangement.

  • @iggy35
    @iggy35 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    perfect

  • @WilcoBoumans
    @WilcoBoumans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was beautiful, thank you! Great cover, great production

  • @rijntje73
    @rijntje73 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chapeau sir, chapeau! 🎩👏🏼

  • @cyme5
    @cyme5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Late to the game, but an absolutely beautiful cover of my favorite song. Well done! Just fantastic...You are so talented.

  • @anthonyciarochi3377
    @anthonyciarochi3377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A truly stunning version of a truly stunning song.

  • @Bryan-ce6bo
    @Bryan-ce6bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Flawless work

  • @faelcorreia
    @faelcorreia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is astonishing!

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit what an incredible tribute to an amazing band.

  • @juanpablogarcialarios9546
    @juanpablogarcialarios9546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fantastic Fantastic Fantastic Fantastic Fantastic 🙌🏻 tanks for that mate.

  • @tung-x
    @tung-x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fantastic and beautiful and a lovely tribute!

  • @quintessence3991
    @quintessence3991 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is awesome.

  • @bradbridges8733
    @bradbridges8733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is absolutely stunning. Thank you for taking the time to put this fantastic arrangement together!

  • @davidmullins3936
    @davidmullins3936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good work, love it and a great tribute to the genius Tim Smith

  • @-ooooooooooo
    @-ooooooooooo หลายเดือนก่อน

    This helps me understand the harmonies in the original a lot easier, and is a great version in its own right, thank you

  • @robypezz
    @robypezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Many, many compliments! Excellent performance and mixing! You are a very skilled artist!

  • @benyouwhat
    @benyouwhat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My current fave listening! Bloody fantastic! Could someone confirm what that acoustic is please? Ibanez? AVN6-DTS Artwood Vintage Parlor Distressed Tobacco Sunburst?? Can't find one to buy anywhere?! Cheers.

  • @joeellieslockdownquarantun9620
    @joeellieslockdownquarantun9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    👌👌👌 superb tribute!

  • @ArsalanMGR
    @ArsalanMGR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It was amazing! Dirty Boy is one of my favorite songs and you nailed it!

  • @extremelynormalperson
    @extremelynormalperson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolutely amazing job. Beautiful rendition!!!!!

  • @Yourweakminds
    @Yourweakminds 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well done you. Something to be very proud of.

  • @tonyokay1
    @tonyokay1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Absolutely Brilliant!

  • @criops
    @criops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is great Joe!

  • @jimfitzgerald8639
    @jimfitzgerald8639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is absolutely astounding. Utterly wonderful.

  • @suncity22001
    @suncity22001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poetry in motion. Nice one man.

  • @highgreendawn
    @highgreendawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Excellent version! Well done!

  • @drpag666
    @drpag666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was masterfully done. Truly brilliant. I got a shiver up my spine when the picture of Tim came up at the end as your voice faded out. Bravo sir! A tribute worthy of the highest laudation! 👏🏻

  • @billybobweible
    @billybobweible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was f***ing amazing!!! Thank you.

  • @Jiuhuashan
    @Jiuhuashan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh man. That was beautiful.

  • @paulhampson2892
    @paulhampson2892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely phenomenal cover. Brilliant.

  • @juanpablogarcialarios9546
    @juanpablogarcialarios9546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beautiful

  • @chrisdenning3755
    @chrisdenning3755 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's absolutely excellent mate, only just stumbled across it. I'm an old man now, so can remember them from the 80's - a great band indeed. Well done Sir.

  • @radiostationoffice
    @radiostationoffice 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is absolutely wonderful. A pleasure to listen to. Thank you for posting this. Best wishes from Derry City Ireland 🎶🇮🇪🎶

  • @Ymet_news
    @Ymet_news ปีที่แล้ว

    you made me happy. your cartoonish voice is very good

  • @VoidEon
    @VoidEon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Immaculate!

  • @NickBeddow-bb2us
    @NickBeddow-bb2us ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe, this is FANTASTIC. Please can I play it at my mother's funeral later this month (she's just passed away at 91)? We'll arrange for Tim'e estate to receive the royalty payment if that's ok?

    • @JoeParrish
      @JoeParrish  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry if this reply is too late - but that's fine with me! And thank you

    • @NickBeddow-bb2us
      @NickBeddow-bb2us ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JoeParrish Thanks Joe - her funeral is Feb 3rd so your reply is early:) All the best, brother

  • @imogenmangle
    @imogenmangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So dreamy! Smashing job

  • @Tomurow
    @Tomurow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amazing!🤩

  • @warmswarm
    @warmswarm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now that's what I call amazing. It's a hard song to learn or play but you did wonders with it. What a voice too!

  • @alessandrovaia
    @alessandrovaia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow

  • @paulhope-sg5lr
    @paulhope-sg5lr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So good it hurts

  • @MiguelitoPlanet
    @MiguelitoPlanet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would be great to see Usher Waltz as one of your metal covers

  • @sofiasnickers4934
    @sofiasnickers4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a great cover! Love it ❤

  • @caballeroreynaldoproducciones
    @caballeroreynaldoproducciones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    maravilloso, bravo!!

  • @TerriblethingTube
    @TerriblethingTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A powerful cover of a powerful song! Great job!

  • @jamcarnage
    @jamcarnage ปีที่แล้ว

    The musical chops on show here. Excellent work Joe, I love this rendition

  • @PLively
    @PLively 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lyrics
    We cut all his eyes we did
    Squeezed the lids and down the grog into hole
    He skip with cow eyed smile to the blissful
    Into craggy dress and we will we praise him
    We will praise him off his pins
    Clear him of all sins
    Oh my! we sang with strength to carry on
    Encouraged him to sing along
    We sang of all the world and praised him hooray!
    Stay alive to live or without
    And he is down all over and out
    Watch us hang on shoulders as tall as gold as
    Feely hand and finger around all we
    And look to see if we care if he is heaven sent or
    Hell bent but we will praise him
    We will praise him all away
    Praise him all away
    My arms chancing and you will no way
    Live long enough to repay me
    I praise you anyway always
    Wipes last with brown and pale
    Dirty boy he gone all stale
    And down the stair and hallway crawling
    And pig and toast and kitchen brawling
    Night-time days are all weekless
    Alarm charm, he's all up and dressed
    He dirty boy, he bathroom dances
    And check his jam and breathe on glasses
    Spiny grip brings all off 'Mr. Regal Jelly' in hand
    Warm feel and suck regal man suck bland
    Suck bland away and he a sleepy cow-eyed dog
    He treading soft sand
    Kiss and stroke and praise him
    Stroke and praise him
    All is worth a kiss
    Not how to cleanse
    And fowl preserver of sick somehow don't worry now
    Hold his mouth and stop him breathing
    Over and out