I think it would be fun if she was only slightly taller than the player, and has a whole thing criticizing the player and all other "so called warriors" for needing things like weapon and armour to hide their weak shameful bodies
Durring Aethelhuns boss fight, she chastises the player for needing things like "weapons" and "armour" while she has honed her natural form to true perfection that one such as us could never hope to achieve
If you defeat her with weapons you get the loot. If you defeat her with your fists, you get her as a follower (summon? I don't know Elden Ring either).
@@collectorofmyst2107 yea.. if you defeat her with no armor and no weapons you get her summon ashes. but you actually need to be able to tank a few hits from her so no hit challenge runners will not get her as a summon
@@kamirostorino9416 I think it would be better if she has a secret quest line that can only be started if you beat her on her own terms. Similar to patches where in order to stert his quest line you have to spare him when he fights you. To start her quest line you have to beat her without traditional Armour or weapons.
SPEED DRAWING SUGGESTION: advertisement posters for a nonsense product, like a yell-powered bicycle or a handheld toaster, idk but I know y'all would have fun, and Nathan would riff SO hard.
I like how Nathan really emphasized the OR in "censor" because he was specifically trying to differentiate from "censer" which is the word he was actually looking for lol
Can you imagine picking something up and the next time you look at it you get a fromsoft item description. Imagine you're in high school, you reach into your backpack to pull out your textbook and get brain blasted with "A Fool Scholar's Tome. Filled with diluted knowledge to ease the process of learning, but also to seed loyalty with falsehoods. A relic of yesteryear, only made more false with the passage of time, yet maintained for the savings of funds. The academy would rather glut itself upon the wealth of athletics than knowledge" and you just gotta deal with knowing that now.
@@annikan42 Thank you, I really, really like Fromsoft games and also went to a small public school which was comically corrupt. This is a high school with a total of 150 students why is there a better call saul sidestory happening in the background? Like the fact a tiny high school of all things has its fingers in the local police and can be described as corrupt at all will forever fuel my creative spirit.
@@Ezekiel_Allium excuse me, what? A HIGH SCHOOL with the police in its pocket that can be described as CORRUPT! Just the description is making me confused and inspired at the same time.
Alphar's real name is actually Alfred but he panicked when filling out the boss application form, and now he cant bring himself to change it due to panic attacks
Classic Drawfee Julia tells a joke no one else gets. Nathan continues his tradition of drawing rude stinky apes. Karina draws hot buff girl. Jacob died in the intro.
Random, but looking at the Acrid Divinity Wigbert has given me *ideas*: His area is the Sunken Chapel, a holy place that has descended into disrepair and sickness, loaded with poison puddles and barely alive lost men, madmen wearing wigs of white, that when hit by them, cause a huge build up of poison, along with simply standing near them. However, when you reach the green fog gate, you walk through it and it deals poison buildup. When you walk into the boss arena, it starts a cutscene where it slowly pans up to a huge figure with a large flail lying on the ground next to him, his hand against something on the wall as if caressing it. It then cuts closer to see that he's slowly running his hand down a broken mirror, only the top half of it being relatively intact to show his wig. It cuts to a close side view of his hand, before showing his fingers clench slightly, and two sniffs can be heard offscreen, assumedly from this giant man. It then cuts to the long locks of the huge white wig lying on the ground, the huge man saying the words "I know that stench" with utter defiled distaste. It then cuts to a behind the back view of the huge man, before he slowly turns his head to look over his massive shoulder, his face not even visible in the shadow of the wig. "Filthy Tarnished", he says in a similarly decrepit tone. It then cuts down to the flail on the ground. "Have you come here to take something?", he remarks in a ghastly tone. "Steal from my hand?" His tone grows in rage, as his huge right hand hovers over the flail on the ground. The hand then grabs it after a pause, and he quickly stabs the but of the flail into the ground, seemingly using it to get up along with his offhand. He then stands, turns around, and slams his flail back down into the ground, making a rapturously loud clang. "I will not let you have it!" It then pans across, the player slowly coming into view in the foreground. "My great divinity will lead ye to your defilement!" Acrid Divinity Wigbert's boss arena would be this small closed area with a statue at the front of the room, yet the statue is broken from the shins down, and a broken mirror sits on the front of the skirt of the statue, with two poison waterfalls beside the statue's base, leaving puddles of poison, those poison falls also being on the sides of the entry point. Wigbert's attacks would largely be him using his flail to attack, and often his wig would do a follow up attack, and if the wig hits, it will cause a huge amount of poison buildup, and actually hurts more than the flail attacks if you're wearing heavy armor. One grab is where Wigbert lifts his left arm and clenches his fingers, before grabbing directly in front of him, and if the player is caught, Wigbert will lift them above his face, telling them to "Look at me!!", poison build up from the stench of his wig gradually filling up, before he then slams you into the ground. Wigbert would be able to use miracles, but due to the corruption of the wig, they are corrupted miracles, that leave poison trails of attacks that last for about 3 seconds. He uses miracles by lifting his arms, swinging the flail's weapon part around in a circular motion, sending perhaps a miracle spear at you that has become a corrupted green and leaves a potent poison buildup if hit with it. However, most of his melee attacks would be him attacking with his flail and his wig following up in attacks, the flail doing piercing damage and minimal poison build up, and the wig doing blunt damage and huge poison buildup if hit by it. He'd also have the trait where if you stand too close to him for too long, poison will passively build up on you. He'd be capable of healing himself with his miracles, but it'd just end up poisoning himself and bringing him back down to the HP he had before the heal. He is super weak to fire and basically immune to poison, to which if you attack him with fire normally, he'll just act as he usually does, but if you attack his wig with fire, he will do a short animation to put out the fire, giving you a chance to attack. When you defeat Wigbert, he would lift his hand to the sky, seemingly reaching for his god, saying "The Wigbert that dons the wig art heavy... Please, whatever you do, do not wear it. It will corrupt you, like it did I... Good Priest Wilbert..." and you gain the helmet 'Wigbert's Chain", which is Wigbert's huge white wig that has since been tattered from years of being worn, along with being one of the heaviest helmets in the game due to its deep seated corruption that permeates it. It would give you immense poison resistance and pretty good to all other resistances, but with it's great weight and lack of physical defense, it's hard to say if it's worth it. Wigbert's Chain Item Description: 'A tattered old wig once worn by the corrupted divinity Wigbert, fused to his very scalp. The very weight of it's deepening corruption is quite plain to feel, however with it, it protects you from all types of corruption of blood, body, and soul, as the most corrupt thing already rests on your head. The wig was once a simple powdered white accessory, but as the years went on, and Wigbert grew more attached to it, it seemed almost to gain this corruption from Wigbert's sentimental love of it so much, and it led him to reject all other duties, all other wants of life, of god, to remain to this wig. This sentimental closeness is what sickened his divinity, made him go mad with such lust for keeping it safe, to the point of which he abandoned his own god for it. His final words still lilt on the curls of it: "The Wigbert that dons the wig art heavy..."'
Suggestion: please draw film noir birds! You guys would be so good at coming up with bird puns and omg, the aesthetic! Rain, shadows, dark alleys, the cynical ducktective, a seductive henne fatale...🐔
I'm late but I wanted to add that there WAS a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode centered around wigs. Eustace's mom is evil and kidnaps people to grow their hair to use for wigs.
I like how Jacob asked what the French word for gold is and they all just started making seal noises, for what I imagine must have seemed like no reason to people who didn:t already know it.
I was thinking she was just saying Ore lol, but then I thought about it when Jacob asked for a spelling and remembered in Spanish its Oro and figured, oh okay yea that makes sense XD
my favorite part of this episode is everyone jumping to bully Jacob about saying particle, but he's entirely right. particles are words with no definite meaning in a sentence, but are still needed. like 'up' in "he threw up" or 'of' in "many of the drawfee hosts bully jacob" ;p
I mean yes but also „up“ does have meaning there, the material is being thrown up from the stomach and out the mouth- not to undercut your point tho as you are correct and so was Jacob
The almost awkward silence after "to get that ring, you know what I'm saying ladies??" before they decide to throw julia a bone in the hopes that she stops telling jokes is PEAK
Julia's humor is for me specifically, like her jokes click in my brain as soon as she says them and the added enjoyment of waiting for the others to catch up is just chef's kiss
Random Shape Elden Ring Bosses As Disney Princesses As Pokémon Trainers Painted With Neopets Paintbrushes Based On Their Skulls. But it’s an episode of Drawtectives somehow.
Anytime Karina draws buff ladies, i just get happy and not even in a bonk-stick way. She has a *way* to just make it look so good, its amazing. Im genuiney jealous at how easy she makes it look.
25:25. Fun fact, that’s almost exactly how the colored belt system for martial arts came to exist. Your belt was the only part of the uniform you didn’t wash so you could tell how much someone had practiced by how dark their belt was.
I am mildly disappointed that the thighs got covered up in the finished version of Aethelhun, but the knowledge that they were there sustains me (as do her mighty biceps and calves). Karina, thank you for feeding us thorsty gorls, we truly do love a buff, feral, 7-foot-tall woman with a full face cage~
Alfar the Grand Overlord of panic gives me such a spesific feeling. Like, he is worshipped by this church of Panic as a semi-diety, but in truth he is held prisoner, unable to speak or even to move, lest the crown of swords pierce his skin. His constant state of panic is what cemented him as the overlord, its what the church worships, and so they'd do anything to keep it up, no? He is more an idol for their worship than any form of leader. Doomed to be the symbol of sheer terror at the expense of all else. Never played a souls game so no idea if this would fit but-
I like to imagine The High Priestess of Brawn has a very similar attack set as Hoarah Loux. She just runs up and either punches the shit out of you/the ground or suplexes you.
Jacob is supposedly the bad boy at drawfee but these days he's like an ex bad boy who realised it wasn't a sustainable career path so retrained to become a substitute teacher and hates every second of it edit: you can pinpoint the exact moment Jacob forgives Julia for her bad jokes. its when she makes a fart joke
Jacob left his Bad Boys days behind as he realized that the show would completely spin out of control if someone isn't the dedicated adult in the room to keep this nonsense on the rails 😄 He's like that kid that went through his rebelious phase super hard and super early so he kind of got it out of his system and turned out to become the most level headed young adult around 😅
“Anyone can be a nasty freak” is basically the manifesto of the Souls series. The plot of Dark Souls is basically all about it. All hollowing is, is humanity returning to its natural state; which is all about being a nasty freak. Humanity is so nasty that it created the Abyss.
Fun fact: Plenty of three-letter English words were spelled with two letters, but had a third added for exactly the reason Jacob was complaining about! Look up “Three-Letter Rule”.
@@chrismanuel9768 There’s not much more. People thought the same thing Jacob did, that words that weren’t particles (which *is* the right word, incidentally) should have more than three letters, so words like bee, add, buy, and owe got extra letters added.
@@Pablo360able we aded letters to those words? I don’t by it. You ow us an apology. Uhh, here’s a be 🐝 Now that I’ve got that out of my system, that’s interesting!
first of all, wigbert is really giving "cleric beast" which gives the name a whole new meaning. Also, i didn't think wigbert would be scary, just by the amount of clowning that was going on. then, around like 11 minutes in, he took a hard turn toward genuinely upsetting to look at, and i started hearing boss music
Another thing where hair, though not a wig, a mustache takes control is KND (Kids Next Door). It's called Operation: SHAVE. Sentient Moustaches take over the minds of anyone they attach to.
There was also an evil moustache in an episode of The Tick cartoon, though I don’t remember if it actually CONTROLLED The Tick or if it just had a mind of its own...
Reminds me of a Swedish poem we joke about in Finland. An island is ö, so the poem “isle, isle, hay isle, hay isle's maiden” is “ö, ö, hö ö; hö öns mö”. Hay isle is an isle in Finland, and Swedish is an official language here, so the the poem is technically correct as long as I got it right lmao
Julia's "I chose to be a nasty freak to get that ring amirite ladies" joke at 20:30 had me go immediately to "ohmygod are Jacob and Julia engaged?" Then I proceeded to comb both of their twitters for 5 and a half minutes until I stopped and realized that I was accidentally giving off simultaneous vibes of "that one aunt at Christmas who will not stop asking when you're finally getting married" and that John Mulaney bit about his real estate lady saying "could be a nursery" (but obviously not about kids, more like 'could be a wedding'). Safe to say I'm a little bit crazy. Anyway...
Suggestion: Draw “Random Word Generator” Witches. Ended up getting ones like ‘Virus’ Witch, ‘Medal’ Witch, ‘Detective’ Witch, ‘Laundry’ Witch, ‘Guitar’ Witch, and ‘Cheese’ Witch. Just sounds like a fun time. 😊
For anyone looking for art inspiration, I ran the random word generator to get different witches and today got the following: ‘Clock’ Witch, ‘Starfish’ Witch, and ‘Popsicle’ Witch
No lie, I would absolutely love to see the priestess of brawn as a character option. That would be an insane armor option, and seeing her with one of those batshit sized weapons would be top tier.
I love the choice of weapon for Wigbert, but wouldn't it be even more thematically appropriate if he was using a giant hand mirror as his weapon? He could be found in a corner hunched over with the mirror in his hand while mumbling to himself about the wig. When you enter the area in which you fight him he swings the mirror downward at you, shattering the mirror and then has the scattered pieces magically shot out in your direction as a big bursting attack. Once his health is down halfway, he discards the shattered hand mirror and picks up the weapon that Nathan drew for him and starts using it against you, now more aggressive than before, loudly screaming in an unintelligible rage as he frantically darts about, almost as though he is trying to get away from you just as much as he is trying to kill you. I don't know why, but I just think that would be pretty awesome and make for an interesting visual. :)
If Karina and Julia don't ruin an intro in the first minute its going to be because Julia is trying to stay awake and Karina isn't saying anything because the prompt is Digimon/Yugi-Oh and thats valid of them.
[Pushes glasses up] The god of panic is literally Pan, the Greek one with the pipes and goat legs and horns. He would sometimes, if awakened suddenly from a nap, shout so loudly in alarm that goats would stampede. Now you know.
suggestion: Bone Game but NO SKULL!? so this idea actually comes from my childhood, one of our local chiropractors was giving out free key chains in the shape of a backbone and pelvic bone, but no skull that is where the key ring was. the shape fascinated me and I took that key chain and came up with so many different creatures of land sea and air using the pelvic bone as the skull. So basically play the Bone Game but use something other than a skull as the skull.
@@audreydeatherage2131 when I did it I just looked at the shape of the pelvis and said " well I guess this is the skull" and the back bone was the same, made up the rest of the skeleton using my imagination. I'm sure there are a lot of other interesting shaped bones out there that can be used as a skull or partial skull.
I saw a great prompt on an old video, like a year ago Julia del Rosario said "You guys should draw each other as Studio Ghibli characters! (One of Dola’s sons from Castle in the Sky kinda looks like Nathan)"
Day 80: You should do an episode where you organize all of Julia's heinous pokémon creations into teams and then draw the trainer who would have those pokémon.
Suggestion: you should try drawing Discworld characters! There are so many incredible characters, like Nobby Nobbs, Moist von Lipwig, and the Hogfather! These are my favourite books, and I think they could always use more love 🥰 GNU Terry Pratchett
The guys riffin on French for having "Or" for Gold made me laugh but then my mind went into this rabbit hole of realization that it's probably from the same root in Latin which is "Aurum" because Spanish uses "Oro" for Gold... I sat quietly as that all sank in and unpaused to continue the riffin'.
@@kamirostorino9416 yeah, but imagine if you couldn't control the direction or stop when you wanted to. Force the player to fight a boss that inflicts Panic on a tiny raised platform with lethal drops on all sides and watch them scream in frustration as they die fifty times in a row from auto-rolling to their doom. Or have them roll until they're completely out of stamina, riiiiiight as a big motherfucker winds up to slam a sword down on them. Can't run, dodge or attack-- only choice is to either stand still and get obliterated, or block and get staggered, THEN obliterated. You can't tell me that doesn't sound like something Miyazaki would do to his players
Suggestion: Before the recording, everyone designs a flag. Then, during filming, everyone swaps designs, and they have to draw someone who would live in that country/place based on the flag’s colors and symbolism. It can be from anywhere and anytime!
I love how this ended up being almost a Warhammer 40K episode with them basically drawing a Nurgle Daemon Prince, a Sister of Battle and almost literally Alpharius (Nathan even said "We are him" lol). BTW you should do a Warhammer episode...
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Drawfee episode idea: No one listen's to Jacobs prompt and everyone does the bone game instead
submitted by Karina
Imagine if that was there April Fools episode and everyone but Jacob is in on the joke
@@kalebsantos72 Isn't that just the Drawee statement of intent?
Seconded
But make it a speed draw so that he already made something different and can't backpedal lol
@@sylerfleck138 OMG YES
"We love a buff, feral woman with a full face cage" Everyone keeps losing this boss fight for some reason, they often refight her several times
Maybe they just lost because they were not tronk enouth.
She has a lot of grab attacks...
It’s very hard to fight a boss one handed you know
1. she is SUPER TRONG and the fight is _hard_
2. also I couldn't focus exclusively on the fight for some reason
People keep fighting her just to get hit by her divine piledriver move.
That pitch perfect synchronization of *”We’re All Playing It”* really brings some good blursed energy into the intro
Elden Ring! We’re all playing it!
Tarnished! They’re just like us!
Two fingers? Who needs ‘em!
Ghost Beef energy
@@dumpy_frog GHOST BEEF!
"there's someone out there, and to that someone: you're welcome."
thank you, karina. i love my new giant punch wife.
Today, I am both Mike and Jennifer.
she pick up all her adoring fans in one hand she s so strong
Before she was coloured, I imagined it with the veil as hair for a Trong version of Zora from Epithet Erased.
@@landfillbaby so Trong.
I hope you don’t mind sharing giant punch wife, cause, like, giant punch wife
I love your guys version of improv. Instead of "yes and" it's more of a "Oh yeah? How you gonna land that one dummy?!"
Yes.
It's a constant loop of "Oh, you said something? Well, BACK IT UP"
That is deeply and profoundly accurate
It's sort of a halfway split between "yes and" and "no, but." It's a Drawfee butand.
@@khunt5336 butt end
"She's also 7 feet tall" to be honest, that's low-balling it for even just an average Souls enemy, but the sentiment is absolutely spot on
Yeah, probably like 15 feet tall at least.
I think it would be fun if she was only slightly taller than the player, and has a whole thing criticizing the player and all other "so called warriors" for needing things like weapon and armour to hide their weak shameful bodies
I think it's less they're taller and the players are all 4 feet tall
@@TheEepyMagi The furtive pygmy was you all along
@@thesatelliteslickers907 Does she have different dialogue if you show up naked and unarmed?
Julia laughing at her own jokes while everyone else gets mad will always be my favorite thing. Julia's sense of humor is perfection
100% Agreed :)
Yes. By all the gods of men, yes!
My own humor is as good as Julia's and i somehow got her jokes instantly and was laughing along. Best into so far... Eight behind the Hey! Intor
Everyone except Nathan. Nathan truly appreciated the art of chaotic mess of Julia's anti ANTI humor.
@@kawawangkowboy9566 AND women, intersex, nonbinary, and agender people 🙄🙄🙄
"Cross my stinky threshold, traveller" is now my default dialog whenever my wife comes into a room I've been in for a while. Thank you, Jacob.
The smell, of course, causes her to become the Overlord of Panic, at which point you must grab your broadsword.
I hate this
@@gormauslander just fyi it's just because I have some b.o. and gas problems, not anything minkus
@@alexanderkonczal3908 ringo, paul, minkus, and paul
"Everytime I draw, I get the stinky"
and every time we kiss I swear I could fly
I hate that this works/hj /nm
I'm dead 💀
beautiful
“This is for someONE.” No, the High Priestess of Brawn is for everyone.
Anyone who likes dorohedoro.
@@alexanderkonczal3908 Me wishing Noi would smother me to death in her muscles
These fists are rated E for Everyone
fr fr ong
Jacob is wrong 'Elden already Rang' is objectively a fantastic joke
Julia's laughter of pure schadenfreude, mischief and mirth gave me life
julia jokes will always hit me right in the gut and my hatred of elden ring only made it better
@@midnight_cocoa6053 why hate elden ring?
It was an amazing joke
I’m glad I read this comment before hearing the joke, it helped me psychologically prepare in a way I didn’t know I needed
crazy how they drew gaslight, girlboss, and gatekeep in that order
this is the best comment, thank you
Nathan and Jacob simultaneously telling Karina 'we're all playing it' killed me!😂
“Anyone can be a nasty freak” immediately gave me very strong vibes of “Gamers can be anything.” And I don’t know how to deal with that
"There's someone out there, and to that someone? You're welcome"
"We love a buff, feral woman with a full face cage"
Thank you thank you thank you
If someone doesn't love a buff, feral woman with a full face cage, I refuse to be friends with them.
@@ElliWoelfin Next time someone asks what my type is I'm 100% gonna say a buff, feral woman with a full face cage and I won't be lying
@@exzyyd392 ... same... sssaaammmeee...
@@ElliWoelfin
"Also, hands." - Chris
Durring Aethelhuns boss fight, she chastises the player for needing things like "weapons" and "armour" while she has honed her natural form to true perfection that one such as us could never hope to achieve
If you defeat her with weapons you get the loot.
If you defeat her with your fists, you get her as a follower (summon? I don't know Elden Ring either).
@@collectorofmyst2107 you, you get it
@@collectorofmyst2107 yea.. if you defeat her with no armor and no weapons you get her summon ashes. but you actually need to be able to tank a few hits from her so no hit challenge runners will not get her as a summon
@@kamirostorino9416 I think it would be better if she has a secret quest line that can only be started if you beat her on her own terms. Similar to patches where in order to stert his quest line you have to spare him when he fights you. To start her quest line you have to beat her without traditional Armour or weapons.
SPEED DRAWING SUGGESTION: advertisement posters for a nonsense product, like a yell-powered bicycle or a handheld toaster, idk but I know y'all would have fun, and Nathan would riff SO hard.
Makes me think of products a who would buy in the world of Dr Seuss.
great idea, reminds me of patently stupid from the jackbox party pack 5
these are black mirror episodes
All bicycles are yell-powered if you hate cycling.
Reminds me of the inconvenience store lmao
"Acrid Divinity" is the whole ass story of the game. This randomizer is on point so far
I like how Nathan really emphasized the OR in "censor" because he was specifically trying to differentiate from "censer" which is the word he was actually looking for lol
“oh wigbert, don’t you know that pride is a sin?” new favourite karina quote
Welcome to Drawfee, where we take your tarnished ideas and make even maidenless drawings.
I am neither Mike, not Jennifer, but this "Hey Swole Sister" aethelhun is *for sure* for me, thank you Karina 💖
I don’t think enough people are appreciating “Hey Swole Sister.”
Mike here, dw you are invited to the wedding i just need to find a jennifer
Aethelhun appreciators rise up
Somewhere, there's an item with a description saying that this intro is what caused Jacob to turn hollow and become a boss enemy.
Can you imagine picking something up and the next time you look at it you get a fromsoft item description.
Imagine you're in high school, you reach into your backpack to pull out your textbook and get brain blasted with "A Fool Scholar's Tome. Filled with diluted knowledge to ease the process of learning, but also to seed loyalty with falsehoods.
A relic of yesteryear, only made more false with the passage of time, yet maintained for the savings of funds. The academy would rather glut itself upon the wealth of athletics than knowledge" and you just gotta deal with knowing that now.
'Jacob the Dark Controller' and his co-boss 'Nathan the Hollow Mimic'
@@Ezekiel_Allium ok that was gorgeously written
@@annikan42 Thank you, I really, really like Fromsoft games and also went to a small public school which was comically corrupt. This is a high school with a total of 150 students why is there a better call saul sidestory happening in the background? Like the fact a tiny high school of all things has its fingers in the local police and can be described as corrupt at all will forever fuel my creative spirit.
@@Ezekiel_Allium excuse me, what? A HIGH SCHOOL with the police in its pocket that can be described as CORRUPT! Just the description is making me confused and inspired at the same time.
We all know that there'd be about a million messages in front of the high priestess of brawn's boss chamber that say "be wary of lover"
Visions of plunging attack,
Therefore
Try holding with two hands!
Pickle?
Try finger but hole
Julia's "What if Elden rang already?" joke was so dumb that it made my choke-laugh on the sandwich I was eating
Karina: *Draws muscular female midsection*
Me: I am now fully invested
Emily voice: "I'm going to have to circle back on this zoom meeting tomorrow, it's nasty freak Monday and Nathan's panic force meter is back. "
drawfee is kinda like a true crime show in the way that everyone keeps murdering jacob's intros
We're literally watching the crimes happen, this is the truest it can be :))
Every episode we look forword to the murder. We want to find out how they destroy the intro this time
a real whodunnit?
Who killed the intro and who simply kicked the corpse after?
Alphar's real name is actually Alfred but he panicked when filling out the boss application form, and now he cant bring himself to change it due to panic attacks
Classic Drawfee
Julia tells a joke no one else gets.
Nathan continues his tradition of drawing rude stinky apes.
Karina draws hot buff girl.
Jacob died in the intro.
Just another day in the realm of the drawn fey.
Random, but looking at the Acrid Divinity Wigbert has given me *ideas*:
His area is the Sunken Chapel, a holy place that has descended into disrepair and sickness, loaded with poison puddles and barely alive lost men, madmen wearing wigs of white, that when hit by them, cause a huge build up of poison, along with simply standing near them. However, when you reach the green fog gate, you walk through it and it deals poison buildup.
When you walk into the boss arena, it starts a cutscene where it slowly pans up to a huge figure with a large flail lying on the ground next to him, his hand against something on the wall as if caressing it. It then cuts closer to see that he's slowly running his hand down a broken mirror, only the top half of it being relatively intact to show his wig. It cuts to a close side view of his hand, before showing his fingers clench slightly, and two sniffs can be heard offscreen, assumedly from this giant man. It then cuts to the long locks of the huge white wig lying on the ground, the huge man saying the words "I know that stench" with utter defiled distaste. It then cuts to a behind the back view of the huge man, before he slowly turns his head to look over his massive shoulder, his face not even visible in the shadow of the wig. "Filthy Tarnished", he says in a similarly decrepit tone. It then cuts down to the flail on the ground. "Have you come here to take something?", he remarks in a ghastly tone. "Steal from my hand?" His tone grows in rage, as his huge right hand hovers over the flail on the ground. The hand then grabs it after a pause, and he quickly stabs the but of the flail into the ground, seemingly using it to get up along with his offhand. He then stands, turns around, and slams his flail back down into the ground, making a rapturously loud clang. "I will not let you have it!" It then pans across, the player slowly coming into view in the foreground. "My great divinity will lead ye to your defilement!"
Acrid Divinity Wigbert's boss arena would be this small closed area with a statue at the front of the room, yet the statue is broken from the shins down, and a broken mirror sits on the front of the skirt of the statue, with two poison waterfalls beside the statue's base, leaving puddles of poison, those poison falls also being on the sides of the entry point. Wigbert's attacks would largely be him using his flail to attack, and often his wig would do a follow up attack, and if the wig hits, it will cause a huge amount of poison buildup, and actually hurts more than the flail attacks if you're wearing heavy armor. One grab is where Wigbert lifts his left arm and clenches his fingers, before grabbing directly in front of him, and if the player is caught, Wigbert will lift them above his face, telling them to "Look at me!!", poison build up from the stench of his wig gradually filling up, before he then slams you into the ground. Wigbert would be able to use miracles, but due to the corruption of the wig, they are corrupted miracles, that leave poison trails of attacks that last for about 3 seconds. He uses miracles by lifting his arms, swinging the flail's weapon part around in a circular motion, sending perhaps a miracle spear at you that has become a corrupted green and leaves a potent poison buildup if hit with it. However, most of his melee attacks would be him attacking with his flail and his wig following up in attacks, the flail doing piercing damage and minimal poison build up, and the wig doing blunt damage and huge poison buildup if hit by it. He'd also have the trait where if you stand too close to him for too long, poison will passively build up on you. He'd be capable of healing himself with his miracles, but it'd just end up poisoning himself and bringing him back down to the HP he had before the heal. He is super weak to fire and basically immune to poison, to which if you attack him with fire normally, he'll just act as he usually does, but if you attack his wig with fire, he will do a short animation to put out the fire, giving you a chance to attack.
When you defeat Wigbert, he would lift his hand to the sky, seemingly reaching for his god, saying "The Wigbert that dons the wig art heavy... Please, whatever you do, do not wear it. It will corrupt you, like it did I... Good Priest Wilbert..." and you gain the helmet 'Wigbert's Chain", which is Wigbert's huge white wig that has since been tattered from years of being worn, along with being one of the heaviest helmets in the game due to its deep seated corruption that permeates it. It would give you immense poison resistance and pretty good to all other resistances, but with it's great weight and lack of physical defense, it's hard to say if it's worth it.
Wigbert's Chain Item Description:
'A tattered old wig once worn by the corrupted divinity Wigbert, fused to his very scalp. The very weight of it's deepening corruption is quite plain to feel, however with it, it protects you from all types of corruption of blood, body, and soul, as the most corrupt thing already rests on your head.
The wig was once a simple powdered white accessory, but as the years went on, and Wigbert grew more attached to it, it seemed almost to gain this corruption from Wigbert's sentimental love of it so much, and it led him to reject all other duties, all other wants of life, of god, to remain to this wig. This sentimental closeness is what sickened his divinity, made him go mad with such lust for keeping it safe, to the point of which he abandoned his own god for it.
His final words still lilt on the curls of it:
"The Wigbert that dons the wig art heavy..."'
I absolutely loved reading this, wow
Holy shit
WOW
not reading this, but congrats or im sad that happened
Friend, you went whole ham on this and I applaud you
Suggestion: please draw film noir birds! You guys would be so good at coming up with bird puns and omg, the aesthetic! Rain, shadows, dark alleys, the cynical ducktective, a seductive henne fatale...🐔
Ducktective is my favorite show
love the pfp :D discworld death my beloved
I hope they do, it this is a fabulous idea!
seducktive
"henne" is so powerfully correct
"When I see a jacked curvy lady I say skkkkrt, like a car on a curvy road." drawfee 2022
"Evil wig controlling someone" sounds like it could've been a Courage the Cowardly Dog plot.
As soon as "grandma" came into play my psyche created a whole-ass false memory of a Courage episode where Muriel got possessed by an evil wig
I'm late but I wanted to add that there WAS a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode centered around wigs.
Eustace's mom is evil and kidnaps people to grow their hair to use for wigs.
Karina is just here to look cute... we don't even see her and she still does a great job
I love karina she is so funny 😁
Karina is baby XD
@@kalesmart1 truly adds a lot to the comedy of the group
The "What if Elden rang?" joke killed me immediately. Julia has the same rotting brain sense of humor as me, and I greatly appreciate it
Love the replacement of “They’re just like us” with the Bone Game
There was also an episode of Code Name: Kids Next Door where sentient mustaches were taking control of people, but they learned to coexist
That's beautiful. 🥲
I like how Jacob asked what the French word for gold is and they all just started making seal noises, for what I imagine must have seemed like no reason to people who didn:t already know it.
I was thinking she was just saying Ore lol, but then I thought about it when Jacob asked for a spelling and remembered in Spanish its Oro and figured, oh okay yea that makes sense XD
I only understood it because in Latin its Aurum? Or I'm stupid and thinking of silver lmao
@@AC-gg7xy Aurum makes sense for the scientific table of elements Au being gold
Karina- "I just wanna draw a buff lady in a cute dress"
KARINA BLESS US WITH A LUISA DRAWING
my favorite part of this episode is everyone jumping to bully Jacob about saying particle, but he's entirely right. particles are words with no definite meaning in a sentence, but are still needed. like 'up' in "he threw up" or 'of' in "many of the drawfee hosts bully jacob" ;p
I mean yes but also „up“ does have meaning there, the material is being thrown up from the stomach and out the mouth- not to undercut your point tho as you are correct and so was Jacob
I thought he was just talking about articles
The almost awkward silence after "to get that ring, you know what I'm saying ladies??" before they decide to throw julia a bone in the hopes that she stops telling jokes is PEAK
Cant believe they missed the opportunity to say that Mike and Jennifer went on their… Aethelhuneymoon
32:15 "we love a buff, feral woman with a facecage"
Kareena, you might call yourself sacriligious, but you're preaching the TRUTH RIGHT THERE!
Her name is spelt as 'Karina', but you are very much correct. We do love a buff feral woman with a facecage.
Powered wigs like Wigburt's being nasty and smelly is also actually historically accurate, so it really makes a lot of sense.
i know you probably meant powdered wigs, but i like the idea of someone's wig being like a powerful magic artifact or something
power wig activate
Julia's humor is for me specifically, like her jokes click in my brain as soon as she says them and the added enjoyment of waiting for the others to catch up is just chef's kiss
Next time you can draw Bosses that actually exists in Elden Ring, and then you can draw Elden Ring Pokémon, and Pokémon bosses as Elden Rings.
Great Rune of Spheal
And then Eldenmon as Pokérings
And then Elden Rings as Disneys, and maybe Disneys as Elden Rings.
Random Shape Elden Ring Bosses As Disney Princesses As Pokémon Trainers Painted With Neopets Paintbrushes Based On Their Skulls.
But it’s an episode of Drawtectives somehow.
And then the Bone Game
Anytime Karina draws buff ladies, i just get happy and not even in a bonk-stick way. She has a *way* to just make it look so good, its amazing. Im genuiney jealous at how easy she makes it look.
Nathan just killing it from the very beginning of his sketch all the way to the render
25:25. Fun fact, that’s almost exactly how the colored belt system for martial arts came to exist. Your belt was the only part of the uniform you didn’t wash so you could tell how much someone had practiced by how dark their belt was.
This is very cool but I don’t like what that implies about the yellow belt
@@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa white clothing tend to become yellow (or tan) from age and being subjected to sun
But why?
I'm genuinely asking why they didn’t wash the belt with the rest of the uniform
"There is two people who this is for. One of them, Mike. The other one, Jennifer."
EXCUSE ME!! Do not call me out like that. XD
Exactly the comment I was hoping to see
I scrolled to find Jennifer and Mike
@@renxiemsgaming96 Mike here, _waves_ feeling so called out, but valid.
@@eventsbeyondme Hi thx, now my search is over :-) And of course you folks are valid. Have a nice weekend
Well hello there ;)
I am mildly disappointed that the thighs got covered up in the finished version of Aethelhun, but the knowledge that they were there sustains me (as do her mighty biceps and calves). Karina, thank you for feeding us thorsty gorls, we truly do love a buff, feral, 7-foot-tall woman with a full face cage~
What about the reverse of "Disney Princesses as Dark Souls bosses" -- grimdark characters just having a nice time, actually
The catharsis of seeing your favorite edgy characters happy
Elden Ring bosses as Disney Pokémon from memory
Hippie Lobo riding a bicycle because it's better for the environment
This please. I wanna see Radahn just going on a nice picnic with his little horsie friend.
@@chrismanuel9768 Elden Ring Bosses as Disney Pokemon from Memory Based on Their Skulls Using Neopets Brushes in 30 Seconds
Alfar the Grand Overlord of panic gives me such a spesific feeling. Like, he is worshipped by this church of Panic as a semi-diety, but in truth he is held prisoner, unable to speak or even to move, lest the crown of swords pierce his skin. His constant state of panic is what cemented him as the overlord, its what the church worships, and so they'd do anything to keep it up, no? He is more an idol for their worship than any form of leader. Doomed to be the symbol of sheer terror at the expense of all else.
Never played a souls game so no idea if this would fit but-
Yeah, frenzy and madness are in soulsborne games. This actually really fits bloodborne and dark souls 3.
when Julia explained her joke I legit laughed she has corrupted my humor omg lol Elden rang
"There's always space for little guys"
-Jacob Andrews 2022
I like to imagine The High Priestess of Brawn has a very similar attack set as Hoarah Loux. She just runs up and either punches the shit out of you/the ground or suplexes you.
"We love a buff, feral woman with a full face cage. That's real love." --Karina
Also, I
Jacob is supposedly the bad boy at drawfee but these days he's like an ex bad boy who realised it wasn't a sustainable career path so retrained to become a substitute teacher and hates every second of it
edit: you can pinpoint the exact moment Jacob forgives Julia for her bad jokes. its when she makes a fart joke
Yeah he always tries to pretend he's the bad boy but I never got that, he's more like the tired dad or babysitter.
aka my favourite manga/anime trope of all time lmao
So, Ukai from Haikyuu. Which, fitting given is Jacob
Jacob left his Bad Boys days behind as he realized that the show would completely spin out of control if someone isn't the dedicated adult in the room to keep this nonsense on the rails 😄
He's like that kid that went through his rebelious phase super hard and super early so he kind of got it out of his system and turned out to become the most level headed young adult around 😅
He’s Steve off Stranger Things
“Anyone can be a nasty freak” is basically the manifesto of the Souls series. The plot of Dark Souls is basically all about it. All hollowing is, is humanity returning to its natural state; which is all about being a nasty freak. Humanity is so nasty that it created the Abyss.
Karina’s love of Long Arm Jim is my favorite long going joke
Fun fact: Plenty of three-letter English words were spelled with two letters, but had a third added for exactly the reason Jacob was complaining about! Look up “Three-Letter Rule”.
Oh? Go on.
@@chrismanuel9768 There’s not much more. People thought the same thing Jacob did, that words that weren’t particles (which *is* the right word, incidentally) should have more than three letters, so words like bee, add, buy, and owe got extra letters added.
@@chrismanuel9768 this is an incredible comment and I just want to acknowledge that???
@@Pablo360able we aded letters to those words? I don’t by it. You ow us an apology. Uhh, here’s a be 🐝
Now that I’ve got that out of my system, that’s interesting!
first of all, wigbert is really giving "cleric beast" which gives the name a whole new meaning. Also, i didn't think wigbert would be scary, just by the amount of clowning that was going on. then, around like 11 minutes in, he took a hard turn toward genuinely upsetting to look at, and i started hearing boss music
Another thing where hair, though not a wig, a mustache takes control is KND (Kids Next Door). It's called Operation: SHAVE. Sentient Moustaches take over the minds of anyone they attach to.
And there's that mind control wig Pokémon (or Ultra Beast) that people made bad porn using
It’s happened in Fairly Odd Parents too, it’s a vey common trend
There was also an evil moustache in an episode of The Tick cartoon, though I don’t remember if it actually CONTROLLED The Tick or if it just had a mind of its own...
There’s also the courage the cowardly dog episode with the evil hair growth product
@@misskirika2043 the mattress episode was what I thought of. And her hair does change from the mattress
45:37
High overseer :) Julia's brain dipped into dishonored for a second there
The Vi-Bees in this already feels dark…. Except for Julia of course
I feel like it would either have an h after the I, or a second b to remove the hyphen
Like Vih-bees or Vibbees
23:46 "you need to have three letters" *nervously looks at the danish words ø and å*
(Å means river and Ø means island)
Reminds me of a Swedish poem we joke about in Finland. An island is ö, so the poem “isle, isle, hay isle, hay isle's maiden” is “ö, ö, hö ö; hö öns mö”. Hay isle is an isle in Finland, and Swedish is an official language here, so the the poem is technically correct as long as I got it right lmao
@@JasminMiettunen Hahah that's pretty great!
"What If Elden rang already?" - that one killed me more then any Souls boss ever could :D
Julia's "I chose to be a nasty freak to get that ring amirite ladies" joke at 20:30 had me go immediately to "ohmygod are Jacob and Julia engaged?" Then I proceeded to comb both of their twitters for 5 and a half minutes until I stopped and realized that I was accidentally giving off simultaneous vibes of "that one aunt at Christmas who will not stop asking when you're finally getting married" and that John Mulaney bit about his real estate lady saying "could be a nursery" (but obviously not about kids, more like 'could be a wedding'). Safe to say I'm a little bit crazy. Anyway...
They are now married
Suggestion: Draw “Random Word Generator” Witches.
Ended up getting ones like ‘Virus’ Witch, ‘Medal’ Witch, ‘Detective’ Witch, ‘Laundry’ Witch, ‘Guitar’ Witch, and ‘Cheese’ Witch.
Just sounds like a fun time. 😊
For anyone looking for art inspiration, I ran the random word generator to get different witches and today got the following:
‘Clock’ Witch, ‘Starfish’ Witch, and ‘Popsicle’ Witch
I want this with Hailey Newsome
@@ctbarrel8974 😃💖
How amazing would it be if someone actually got "Sand Witch"
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! THISSSSSS
I can clearly see the High Priestess of Brawn using HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOR's moveset
nah... Andre of Astora moveset from darksouls 1 just improved.
No lie, I would absolutely love to see the priestess of brawn as a character option. That would be an insane armor option, and seeing her with one of those batshit sized weapons would be top tier.
I love the choice of weapon for Wigbert, but wouldn't it be even more thematically appropriate if he was using a giant hand mirror as his weapon? He could be found in a corner hunched over with the mirror in his hand while mumbling to himself about the wig. When you enter the area in which you fight him he swings the mirror downward at you, shattering the mirror and then has the scattered pieces magically shot out in your direction as a big bursting attack.
Once his health is down halfway, he discards the shattered hand mirror and picks up the weapon that Nathan drew for him and starts using it against you, now more aggressive than before, loudly screaming in an unintelligible rage as he frantically darts about, almost as though he is trying to get away from you just as much as he is trying to kill you. I don't know why, but I just think that would be pretty awesome and make for an interesting visual. :)
You know it’s gonna be a good Drawfee episode when Julia botches her first joke
I love how Aethelhun is the perfect middle ground between Malenia and Hoarah Loux
If Karina and Julia don't ruin an intro in the first minute its going to be because Julia is trying to stay awake and Karina isn't saying anything because the prompt is Digimon/Yugi-Oh and thats valid of them.
Or Bone Game
On the same vein of souls games, I would love a speed paint episode where it is horror bosses but as a dating sim
As an official Mike, thank you for drawing these for me personally.
How's Jennifer doing?
[Pushes glasses up] The god of panic is literally Pan, the Greek one with the pipes and goat legs and horns. He would sometimes, if awakened suddenly from a nap, shout so loudly in alarm that goats would stampede. Now you know.
For as much as Karina jokes about the characters she draws being compared to Markiplier, she sure did design a boss he probably would really enjoy.
I thought the same thing
Nathan's legitimately looks like a Bloodborne boss, he nailed the Fromsoft aesthetic.
"Julia, why did you do this to my intro?"
Jacob sounds so defeated...
I died laughing
Jacob: Oh god the boss meter, get my broadsword
Karina: And the cone!
suggestion: Bone Game but NO SKULL!? so this idea actually comes from my childhood, one of our local chiropractors was giving out free key chains in the shape of a backbone and pelvic bone, but no skull that is where the key ring was. the shape fascinated me and I took that key chain and came up with so many different creatures of land sea and air using the pelvic bone as the skull. So basically play the Bone Game but use something other than a skull as the skull.
so, do mean you use (for example) the pelvis as the skull of the animal you draw? or you take the pelvis and draw an animal from that pelvis?
nvm, i reread and i understand now that you mean the former. cool idea
@@audreydeatherage2131 when I did it I just looked at the shape of the pelvis and said " well I guess this is the skull" and the back bone was the same, made up the rest of the skeleton using my imagination. I'm sure there are a lot of other interesting shaped bones out there that can be used as a skull or partial skull.
I saw a great prompt on an old video, like a year ago Julia del Rosario said
"You guys should draw each other as Studio Ghibli characters! (One of Dola’s sons from Castle in the Sky kinda looks like Nathan)"
Day 80: You should do an episode where you organize all of Julia's heinous pokémon creations into teams and then draw the trainer who would have those pokémon.
I love that part in every Drawfee episode when I can hear Jacob melting into his chair in frustration
Suggestion: you should try drawing Discworld characters! There are so many incredible characters, like Nobby Nobbs, Moist von Lipwig, and the Hogfather!
These are my favourite books, and I think they could always use more love 🥰
GNU Terry Pratchett
though I'll be honest, trying to draw Nobby Nobbs when you do know him is still an immense challenge
@@thewingedporpoise Exactly! So really, it's almost impossible to be wrong!
Other fun candidates: Cheery Littlebottom, Jonathan Teatime, Otto von Chriek, Magrat Garlick
Hey that's a good idea
Drawing Nobby is... dangerous. So many things could go wrong. Or worse... someone could actually depict Nobby accurately.
I love Julia's sense of humor. I'm so glad I heard that Eldin Ring joke. The energy, The delivery, the reactions. Perfect.
The guys riffin on French for having "Or" for Gold made me laugh but then my mind went into this rabbit hole of realization that it's probably from the same root in Latin which is "Aurum" because Spanish uses "Oro" for Gold... I sat quietly as that all sank in and unpaused to continue the riffin'.
I was expecting it to be 'aur', half expecting some surprise e, h or x sprinkled in there. But it being 'or' was such an anti-joke
It's also where the word aura comes from, because an aura originally meant a golden glow
I can't get over how the High-Priestess of Brawn is accidentally Rule 63 Balam-Sensei from Iruma-Kun, and how much I'm here for it.
Okay, but a Souls game with a "Panic" status effect that makes you roll around uncontrollably is low-key genius and entirely on-brand
most people do not need this status effect to panic roll spam
@@kamirostorino9416 yeah, but imagine if you couldn't control the direction or stop when you wanted to. Force the player to fight a boss that inflicts Panic on a tiny raised platform with lethal drops on all sides and watch them scream in frustration as they die fifty times in a row from auto-rolling to their doom. Or have them roll until they're completely out of stamina, riiiiiight as a big motherfucker winds up to slam a sword down on them. Can't run, dodge or attack-- only choice is to either stand still and get obliterated, or block and get staggered, THEN obliterated. You can't tell me that doesn't sound like something Miyazaki would do to his players
@@pennyfarting He kinda did With Malenia's Wombo Combo thousand slashes.
Like Pikmin when a bulblax roars
I love that someone demanded they play the bone game and it just became a recurring gag. I love drawfee and the drawfee community 😌
1:12
Nathan should be an attorney, that “What are you talking about..?” fucking KILLED
Suggestion: Before the recording, everyone designs a flag. Then, during filming, everyone swaps designs, and they have to draw someone who would live in that country/place based on the flag’s colors and symbolism. It can be from anywhere and anytime!
Except that Julia's flag comes with an entire capital city as a background.
Might be better with a coat of arms. More options for symbols and beasts 🤔👍
@@SteveSilverskull Yes!!! All of this!
"A sect of people who revere panic as the most primal or honest emotion...and seek to achieve panic at all times" That's just ADHD
The High Priestess of Brawn looks legit like from an anime.
You can tell I'm way too drunk because I laughed at and UNDERSTOOD Julia's elden rang joke instantly
I love how this ended up being almost a Warhammer 40K episode with them basically drawing a Nurgle Daemon Prince, a Sister of Battle and almost literally Alpharius (Nathan even said "We are him" lol).
BTW you should do a Warhammer episode...
Yea like a draw 40k characters from description.
They could have Bricky from Adeptus Ridiculous to guest too!
There was also an episode of Sidekick with the "moustachesquatch." It was kinda werewolf rules but also the moustache itself was sentient.