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14:12 the fact the guy tripped over a motercycle and the train arriving quickly with laughter is halliarious. what a masterpiece of 2 years or after 2 years. 10/10
Train driver: I see someone on the tracks Person: "I like trains" Train driver: oh, where did he go? Oh he is dead Plot twist: this is actually tons of paintings!
Yall need to do an airshow but one of the pilots ends up snapping and then goes on a rampage through the city with an old warplane that shoots bullets.
I would love to play in a gta world like this, just doing a job all day. Getting props in and creating a whole scene. Just imagine the possibilities, i would make a car crash site as a cop, or a construction worker like this video, i could do it all day.
Random Person that never asked in the vid: what's your company name jmw: We are the Department safety company LLC work place safety work road construction detour construction work road work pipe work construction work contractors agency
#idea a dragon egg hatches and runs off. The police find the dragon but the mother dragon is not happy about that, therefore the mother dragon burns down everything!
#idea You should be a pilot and when you get enough passengers you fly into a rainstorm and crash into a stranded island. So it's like the movie Cast Away
Omg officer Haris and officer Robert ""the cops in the SUV"" had such a funny briefing today on break lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😄😄🙃😂🤣🤣🤣
You get detoured onto train tracks, and you see a train barreling towards you.. What do you do?
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I would probably have a code brown
Reverse out or attempt to drive off the tracks
#idea build the train from battlefield 1 with guns and armor to go on a killing spree
I would die from a heart attack
Yo holy sh$& They dead
“Who’s that drunk guy”...“I gotta go on lunch break all of a sudden” 😂😂
Lol
“three of my men just lost there legs” “mh sounds like a you problem “
Car drives off building
Jmw: "good job, have a good day"
Driver: "AHHH!!!!!!"
Lol
Damn ok white wolf im your alpha
Lol
"Sir I just have three of my guys laying dead."
"Well that sounds like a "You" problem!"
i loved that part wayy too funny
*”Who’s that drunk guy?” “I gotta go on lunch break all of the sudden.* lmao
23:50 “I think that sounds like a you problem” made me laugh
My train doesn’t stop, Even if theres people in my way!
Wait the video was a hour ago how does it say 1 day ago
@@frogs4672 probably a member
@@frogs4672 he/she got to watch it early
Trains can’t stop that fast
@@frogs4672 I was the train driver and he sent me the unlisted link to show me how it turned out
That moment when JMW got hit by that train was brutal
I am so confused on why ur thing says “5 days ago”
@@ChinitoBeanitos he got early acces to watch this early
*confusion*
@@thecringeinspector5636 he had acces to watch this early
17:53
5:18 Best part lmao i didnt expect a double upload
@Guseyboy membership
I too am a 5 days a go viewer BECAUSE yes
who is that guy? the one saying "I killed a man" I wanna watch more with him he's hilarious
@@amarjotdulai2499 it’s b he’s in pros new video and he’s in jmws mortar video
I'm a railcar laborer, repaing railcars, and the amount of work that goes into even small stuff is crazy. I can only imagine the work needed lol
14:12 the fact the guy tripped over a motercycle and the train arriving quickly with laughter is halliarious. what a masterpiece of 2 years or after 2 years.
10/10
Police: i have lost three of my guys here
Worker: that sounds like a you problem
Train driver: I see someone on the tracks
Person: "I like trains"
Train driver: oh, where did he go? Oh he is dead
Plot twist: this is actually tons of paintings!
I had a stroke reading this
I received cancer don’t you mean
Hmm... Very interesting title.
It would be even more interesting in real life
@Kelvin Irawan At 3 am
@@brockwinton8382 yes....MHmhmmmMmmmmm.......mm
😫
I think it's crap, but glad you like it.
Yall need to do an airshow but one of the pilots ends up snapping and then goes on a rampage through the city with an old warplane that shoots bullets.
WWIII happens
US: Sends one plane
*US: Sends one plane*
@@dominusanuli3595 *B-29 VIBES*
This episode has officially made it into my top 3 favorite PGN episodes from you JMW LOL.
Officer: 3 of my guys just died in there
Foreman: that sounds like a you problem 😂😂😂
The speed on the train got me the most I was laughing so hard because of how fast it was 19:01
Like something out of a fever dream.
Title: MAKING PLAYERS GET HIT BY A TRAIN!
Me: "I like trains."
Sameeeee
*[gets hit by a train]*
Me too
"I like trains"
Edit: Thanks for 89 likes (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
*train horn in distance*
@@CainySNP 🚂*you also hear the chugging on the tracks for a split second
I like planes trains and play pokémon go every day
Famous last words before disaster
Yuuuuuuuuuujuurrrrrrrrr
#idea A doctor prescribes his patients with terminal diseases but they’re really not infected with anything
"All we had to do is get hit by the train, CJ."
I would love to play in a gta world like this, just doing a job all day. Getting props in and creating a whole scene. Just imagine the possibilities, i would make a car crash site as a cop, or a construction worker like this video, i could do it all day.
#idea Five Nights at Freddie in the Police Department
Heck yeah
So...animatronic dancing animals in a police station? Huh?
Lifeinvader office
Lol case animatronics
2:40 Lmao " I have to go on lunch break all of a sudden " LMAO IM CRYING
Random Person that never asked in the vid: what's your company name
jmw: We are the Department safety company LLC work place safety work road construction detour construction work road work pipe work construction work contractors agency
I just about lost it when the dude came back after flipping his car and you said “I’m gonna go on lunch break all of a sudden”. Absolutely hilarious 😂
#idea a dragon egg hatches and runs off. The police find the dragon but the mother dragon is not happy about that, therefore the mother dragon burns down everything!
YES
DO THIS
20:01 that “move” changed my life
Hey jmw can you make a haunted train that can go off rails. Or do Thomas the train in PGN
This made me laugh so much I almost threw up. The train just speeding by lol
Do jigsaw roll play where you trap people to go through deathtraps in the end one survives
It’s just SAW
*Cop:* _”Three of my guys just lost their legs!”_
*Foreman:* _”Hmm sounds like a YOU problem.”_
#idea Do a killer that has multiple personality disorder and one side is the killer while the other is a nice guy.
that will be gold
D I A V O L O
@@ignitioo ikr
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan damn that show is dark
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan That show is dark but ya
Dude, I love the tunnel detour when the train is going the speed of light through the loop
#idea You should be a pilot and when you get enough passengers you fly into a rainstorm and crash into a stranded island. So it's like the movie Cast Away
20:52 best carnage
#idea have the book guy come back and revisit people he’s visited before like rance black and tell them there future again
Omg officer Haris and officer Robert ""the cops in the SUV"" had such a funny briefing today on break lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😄😄🙃😂🤣🤣🤣
The 1 dislike is someone who survived a train crash
"Hey why do i hear a horn?"
*train t-bones me*
"OOHHHH THATS WHY"
No one: ...
Video : 34 seconds ago
Comments: (5) days ago
me: howwww?
Membership
This is the best SCP yet
I think they move the trampoline yeah like why would a guy lie to you up in the roof you know
Lol DETOUR time!! Now I am laughing about the tanker burning forever on the beach again 😂😂
#idea rp as a dead prisoner who is now haunting the prison.
22:35 *trying hard not to laugh*
Train whistle
'That could be criminal negligence'
Death
#Idea make a person who puts gas into strangers houses and call the police and tell them what you see.
Officer : three of my guys just lost their life’s
Gray : that sound like a u problem
#idea rp as a guy who had half his head blown off by a sniper.
"Well, that can be criminal negligence."
Famous last words
15:18
*runs into cactus*
"Careful with that equipment!"
“GO TO THE GODDAMN DETOUR!” I love that guy🤣
YESTERDAY I LOOKED UP "GTA5 RP got hit by a train" WHAT, love the videos
20:57 so beautiful, mass destruction
steve needs to respawn 😅👌
I think the best part of your videos is the vibe your set in the beginning with the music, success an nothing less brotha 👍🏾
Man that is a Killer Detour, Literally
These detour videos are always so funny
"Three of my friends just lost their lives"
"Sounds like a you problem" Omg
Watching that train plow through all those cars was beautiful
"Back it up, you're going too fast", cracked me up good
That ending “3 of my guys lost there legs”
“That sounds like a you problem”
I loved the musical climax at 20:55
Hearing her m say C'MON at 13:06 is like hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling C'MON KILL ME from the predator movie
3 of my guys lost their lif-
THAT sounds like a you problem
XDD I’m dead lol I need more of this
The end train tho👀💀😂
15:43 has me dying 💀
i cant fucking breathe from 12:53 LMAOOOOO 'SLOW!SLOW! BACK UP! YOU GOIN TO FAST!"
3:38 JMWfilms: "You can't get through this."
NPC: "You underestimate my Power!?"
I love the detour videos its AWSOME keep it up 👍
One of the funniest vids he needa do it this year lmaoo
"Three of my troopers lost their legs to that detour!"
"That sounds like a you problem"
Watching in high quality is awesome
The way pro says “detour” always cracks me up…XD
"sounds like a you problem"
- Greg, in response to 3 officers losing their legs
I love these detour role plays! Also the other construction worker homeless guy was hilarious!
Good to see it back!
The fact that u got a freight train to mach 23699437963995489525 is amazing
when a jmwFILMS vid comes out right after school
me:you know what time it is
When the train be rolling:
"Ouch, that've gotta leave a mark!"
"That sounds f**king awful"
More like Awesome
This was the best video ever 😂😂😂😂😂
"I lost three guys -"
"Sounds like a 'you' problem."
"I'm applying the brakes"
*train flies by at the speed of light*
"I have applied the brakes."
JMW be pumping out so many vids, love it, simple but cool ideas
Bro i love that drunk guy plus i couldn’t stop laughing threw out this video 20:56
This is by far the funniest video all week
this Construction Crew has murdered so many people they could be considered a SCP
"Sir, three of my guys just lost their lives..."
"That sounds like a you problem."
These videos are so instering keep up the good work
Hardest I've laughed at one of your videos, great job
i love how james casually threw the lady out and said her license was expired.
Every video is lit bro once you hit 1mil your channel will skyrocket
10:14 "Do Tha Ghad Damn Detour"
This was so funny watching the train destroy those people, please do more of this.
These characters are my absolute favorite
Detour man is back hell yeah
I love how fast the train goes 😆😆😆