I know why you didn't get kill (Even you might have now get many kill because I reply on this joke when it 2019 two years late) Because you try so hard you don't need to be a tryhard you just need to actually do your best Like techno he never try he just do it out of his gut to his brain
9:00 "You got defeated by the flower, remove the 'Spartan' from your name" Imagine a group of Spartans during war. Then they see a monstrosity. It has body of a man, head of a pig, and carrying no weapon but a bouquet of white flowers that are red with blood.
“flower power” “must win with love” techno sounds like a winx club member for a sec😂😂😂😂 love the video tho rewatching old ones is all i can do in lockdown leave me alone 😂
The Universe: the power of love is the strongest force Technoblade: So i can kill people with it? The Universe: Um no- The News: breaking news, everyone is getting beaten to death by a humanoid pig with flowers
MiningMike100 YT Gaming That's a bad watt to describe because a fire truck is going to a god damn fire. The Bluet is white and it's blue. See what I mean???? xD
Uh because the name firetruck describes its function. The flowers aren't described accurately as blue and bluet doesn't have any other meaning so the name choice is weird.
Want to do this challenge in real life? Just grab some flowers from the road, and THROW them in a drivers face. They will surely take a lot of damage, and you might even get kill credit!
Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that in the future I would be screaming at a pig man about him missing a flower because he needs the flower power.
"You may have won the fight, but you will only truly defeat your enemy once you strike fear into their hearts and crush their pride from the inside out by beating them to death with a flower and laughing at them on valentines day" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War (probably)
just remembered i could have activated heart trails this whole time ASDJASJDHPASD
Nerd
you didn't use my shit thumbnail
Technoblade lol(I was first legit omg xP)
L
Technoblade XD
"Love is aggressive. Love is unexpected. Love attacks from the skies."
-Sun Tzu
The art of war
🤣🤣🤣 this made me laugh so hard
So love is essentially THE RED BARON
@@andrewdsadfsdafvxcvfsafznw2 HIGHER
It's only pure love throwing people into the endless void with a flower.
Bitzel lol
Yup... Pure Love.... 0-0
He gets like 6 kill games using a flower, wtf lol
Bitzel loll
A huge dreamer who loves pizza Ikr lol
Techno: Im going to take this flower, Run up to people
Me: give it to them?
Techno: beat them to death. :D
i thought flowers were harmless but technoblade made it dangerous
@@zerxx4151 Everything is dangerous in Technoblade's hands. He can beat you to death with a feather, apple or egg without any problems, so...
@@DGHeina just quit the game if you see technoblade in your lobby
my cousin did that to me
Literally everyone else: techno no-
You get more kills with a flower than me when I'm actually trying
he'd get more kills than me if he just tried to walk up to people and push them of the edge that way
I know why you didn't get kill
(Even you might have now get many kill because I reply on this joke when it 2019 two years late)
Because you try so hard you don't need to be a tryhard you just need to actually do your best
Like techno he never try he just do it out of his gut to his brain
Muhammad Redzwan English not your first language
Ghost 25 obviously no need to put it out dude :/
Same
9:00 "You got defeated by the flower, remove the 'Spartan' from your name"
Imagine a group of Spartans during war. Then they see a monstrosity. It has body of a man, head of a pig, and carrying no weapon but a bouquet of white flowers that are red with blood.
Oh well dam ok
Jesus Christ.
Yes.
NoW tHiS iS a AvEnGeRs LeVeL ThRet
That was an absolutely great mental image, thank you
Well, I guess that this video brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Kill them with kindness"...
Or "Falling in love"
Jam Usagi loool
Jam Usagi LMFAOOO
@@JamUsagi bruhhh
I would like this comment, but it has 669 likes... soooooooo.... nice
Maybe this is why Techno is single. "H-hi" "AHHH WOMAN!" *Hits the girl with a flower*
Yup, seems about right.
Branzin LOL
Brandon Hill lel
😂😂
YES, SO TRUE
Branzin
Proceeds to 80 hit combo her of the continent
If my future bf doesn't beat me with flowers then what's the point
AGREED
The point is to watch a pig with a crown destroying people with flowers
Bruh
Don't worry, I will ;)
@@gamingjedi52 I don't know if this was a flirt or a threat but it is a threatening comment
When it came to naming that flower they really bluet
Ha. Ha. Ha.
..........out
I appreciate you trying to make me laugh
Best thing I heard all day
I forgot this pun existed, xD
capital letters in the title? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH TECHNO
Justice Barrington xD
Justice Barrington he used to always use caps in his titles.
Justice Barrington description lol
Justice Barrington des
Justice Barrington 😂
Schlatt: “Techno, you got a girlfriend or something?”
Techno: “no no I’m very alone.”
Schlatt and Travis: “Hysterical mockery and laughter.”
In what video was that?
It was in a stream, I think it’s a pretty popular clip on Schlatt’s channel. Idk if the vod’s available.
@@keswong4204 at least 2,000 videos would show up on that search
11:07 this is why i play hypixel
Johnny berg Same
Why? He didn’t even call hacks
Here Is Johnny have you ever played skywars? These players call hacks on everything and anything
@@justanordinarymimikyu2109 but thats not the point
every time Technoblade says 'alright', take a shot.
You definitely won't die of alcohol poisoning. Trust me.
You could try that with a gun too to avoid that issue
@@eVill420 i thought he meant the gun
now im in the hospital
Hi idiot
I'm 14 are you sure? Well I guess if you really think so
And I was never seen again
Also I'm watching old technoblade vids at 5 in the morning
or 'anyhow'
Me: can’t get a single kill let alone a win
Technoblade: destroys everyone with a flower and wins every game
That SpartanHonor guy is so salty lol
He's the noob, he died to a flower.
*_A flower._*
Ok guy who is called salt_
you the SpartanHonor guy?
tbh i think u and i would have too if it was techno but yeh that guy was salt
I wonder if I can beat someone to death with a flower in real life, too.
@@hailchan probably can if you find a hard enough flower
I always try to F5 irl so i can stare at people without them knowing
i play this game too much
Me2
hue hue I do it in the store when think I'm being watched then I remember it's real life
hue hue omg no way same thing
ME TOO!! AT SCHOOL i wanna stare at my crush
ikr
When your mom gets you Pringles for Valentine's day.
iGapL - Minecraft I want Pringels too x)
iGapL - Minecraft I'm a single pringle.
iGapL - Minecraft i got chocolate because i love chocolate lel
kai chocolate is disgusting
@@pb_x ew why are you wrong
People on valentines day:
"OMG YOU'RE sOooO cUte *JARED* "
Technoblade:
**beats everyone with a flower to death**
"Happy valentines day! :D"
JARED
@@ilovedbh9587 AND YEAH IVE MET JARED
@@bluebellefawn THE ONE WHO TOOK YOU AWAY FROM ME
@@ilovedbh9587 YOU HIT IT OFF INSTANTLY
@@bluebellefawn I KNOW CAUSE YOU WON'T STOP TELLING ME
"Love attacks from the sky"
Enghlish teacher: *sheads a tear*
hypixel skywars kit in the making
SmashHeroes true
kb 3 flower lol
Fasu that's the baseball kit, the flower power kit has a fire aspect poppy, kb 1 allium and sharp 3 blue orchid
"I'm pretty sure TNT is the best kind of flower." - Technoblade, 2017
This takes “Love Wins” to a whole new level.
Tecno: "I'm going to take this flower, run up to people, and beat them to death with it, yay!"
Me: *thinking he was going to give people flowers* Wow.
"It's a bit early in the morning for anyone to take knockback properly, but we can hope for the best"
- Technoblade, 'The Art Of The Blade'
9:07 Love is aggressive...
That’s what she said
"She"
"If you can't beat someone properly, then you're not ready for a relationship"
-My dad, 2012
Rest in peace papa, god bless
Damn this sucks
Imagine being beaten to death by a flower
Undertale?
Imagine it not happening to you
Couldn't be meeee
Imagine getting beat to death with a potato
i have just imagined that
ouch
“Since I’m completely alone I’m going to be recording Minecraft skywars”
~epic gamer moment~
It took me 3 years but I just realized that “singles awareness day” spells SAD
oh my god your right
"Does tnt counts as a flower?"
"I'm pretty sure tnt is the best kind of flower."
Ah yes, my favorite flower
Imagine trying to play skywars and somebody named neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd is just running around picking flowers and beating people with them
Can we just appreciate the fact that he played on the map he hated just for us?
9:46
“flower power”
“must win with love”
techno sounds like a winx club member for a sec😂😂😂😂
love the video tho
rewatching old ones is all i can do in lockdown leave me alone 😂
flower power is something flora would say
Rip to an absolute legend, technoblade never dies.
I love how he Spartan still called you noob even after the game
in my timezone it is still thanksgiving
SkyRed HOW?
Ean Martin im a wizard
SkyRed I have my doubts
lies.
in my timezone its november 7th who do you think is going to be america's president?
Normal players: uses sword
Technoblade: Uses flower on Valentine and owns everyone
Viewers: It;s beautiful, I've been watching for 5 hours now
The Universe: the power of love is the strongest force
Technoblade: So i can kill people with it?
The Universe: Um no-
The News: breaking news, everyone is getting beaten to death by a humanoid pig with flowers
Bruh i just tried to imagine Techno making an attempt to flirt i-
It’s just nonexistent lmao
Alternative Title:
*technoblade speed runs flirting while committing mass murder in skywars*
11:09 when u accidentally go to math class
Technoblade doesn’t need love he has coins
Technoblade: "Just leave me alone" Me: you ARE alone, what do you want me to do!?
TH-cam: you dont have valentine so watch Technoblade`s video posted 4 years ago
Pretty accurate
indeed
If you are confused why bluets aren't blue, ask yourself, "why is a firetruck called a firetruck if it is a truck that isn't in fire..."
MiningMike100 YT Gaming That's a bad watt to describe because a fire truck is going to a god damn fire. The Bluet is white and it's blue. See what I mean???? xD
Way*
Fassi Well then a firetruck is red, why isn't it called redfiretruck???
Uh because the name firetruck describes its function. The flowers aren't described accurately as blue and bluet doesn't have any other meaning so the name choice is weird.
I am colorblind in Blue and Purple and Red and Orange so qhat you are saying is Bluets aren't blue
Techno: Gets 6 kills with a flower while not even trying.
Me: struggles to get a single kill with a sharp 5 diamond sword.
Just here for the nostalgia
"You are protected, in short, by your ability to love!" - Albus Dumbledore
I got this recommended 4 years later on Valentine's Day :')
who's watching this video and forever alone on valentine's day😂
Got this on my recommended on valentines day
"Kinda feels like a trap honestly"
*Menacingly makes a pressure plate*
THIS IS THE SECONF TECHNOBLADE VALENTINE’s DAY VIDEO IVE BEEN RECOMMENDED TODAY
The TH-cam recommendations are trying to tell you something
....I’m not exactly sure what but something none the less
@@APersonTM i think it is meant to be 🙏🙏
0:15 You had us on first half Techno! Not gonna lie!
it's valentines again. here we go. time for skywars.
I love being recommended this video each year before Valentine’s Day
Minecraft: is designed with the simple and easy to understand scaling of 1 block = 1 meter
Techno at 1:50: wAlK20 fEaT
This video yearly just pops up in my recommended every Valentine’s Day. Thanks TH-cam
Techno punching air with a flower was too intimidating. 11:08 rip.
0:36 is the biggest combo in existence
11:32 love how he just pauses mid air
i come back to this video every year and cry
RIP to the king. His skywars videos are still so good all these years later.
Local pig stabs people with flowers, calls it love.
7:48 that's like strength 16
I’m just going through the whole skywars playlist lol
i'm smiling so hard rn; now it's actually triggering tears o dear
this video is so good and triggers memories of the best kind
11:17 nobody's gonna talk about how that guy threw xp bottles at techno? just me? k.
and here I am in 2024. on Valentines day. thanks for this amazing video o7
It's that time of the year again.
Happy Valentines :D
And that's where the admins got their inspiration for the Flower of Truth.
Techno: *The power of love*
also Techno: 3:29
Got recommended this on valentine's day. Rip King, we love ya
they be spamming NOOB when they literally get punched off the map with a flower by some pig with hot elbows
it's okay techno you may politely rile me up
I wonder how the people felt when they got beat by a man with a flower.
1:32 if there’s one thing I can still do, it’s judge you techno
Want to do this challenge in real life? Just grab some flowers from the road, and THROW them in a drivers face. They will surely take a lot of damage, and you might even get kill credit!
I am rewatching Technoblade right now
WOW HERE I AM VALENTINES DAY 2021 AND IM HERE ALONE TOO, lmao love techno man
6:10
Da Seven deadly Flowers
:3
"Nooob"
Mans got beat to death with a flower still salty 😹
Techno and love.
Error
Those who said "nooob" to technoblade missed some opportunities
Someone pointed this out in another video…
When techno wasn’t using his normal skin, he was Alex.
Bro was trolling us the entire time.
“They don’t have long range flowers so-“
Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that in the future I would be screaming at a pig man about him missing a flower because he needs the flower power.
7:16
And Azure also means Blue.
Meaning Blue Bluet.
But, like you said, the flower is not Blue.
Love whats that all i know is watching public technoblade videos
no one:
litteraly not a single soul:
technoblade:im alone so we are gonna play skywars
Wounder tf the spectators were thinkin
Happy Single's Awarness Day fellow nerds! ❤
"You may have won the fight, but you will only truly defeat your enemy once you strike fear into their hearts and crush their pride from the inside out by beating them to death with a flower and laughing at them on valentines day" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War (probably)
Your are not alone teachnoblade you have fans.
"I'm gonna take this flower, I'm gonna run up to people..."
He's gonna drop it to others, right
"AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH IT!"
9:39 c o o b
What a roast
well nice its epic that today it valentines day
he rly didnt change at all just his voice got deeper >_
I can just imagine techno just punching people in the face with a flower in real life
“TAKE THIS LOVE!”
*proceeds to absolutely destroy them with flowers*