A Car Accident Is a Real Mood Killer - Hannibal Buress
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- Hannibal Buress remembers getting his hat stolen by a very confident thief and getting into a car accident on his birthday.
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i love how 90% of hannibal's accents are just him talking louder, lol
Eric Andre show us the first time I saw him
@@UnrealisticArgument same
@@CosmicMetalhead same
Lol! Great observation
I hope he sees this 😂😂😂
Hannibal is one of those guys who's age you can't pinpoint.
He looks like he's everything.
MtnD0 2.0 he definitely looks older than 10
Anywhere between 22 and 40
@@samuelwandrack8276 I think he can look even younger than that, if he shaves
He is at least more than 2
Kenan Thompson
"Why do you want to work at Starbucks?"
*"Because my life is in shambles"*
Sam Gouch me too
me too
Me three
Because the employee discount is free coffee... right?
That part had me dying 😂😂
“Is my swearing spoiling your emergency room experience?”
I love the way his brain works.
One of my favorite bits is when he gets a jaywalking ticket in Montreal. All kinds of examples of stuff like this in that bit
Bro he's of the most funniest comedians ever
That had me laughing hard.
It would actually ruin my experience. One of the last things I want when I'm hurt and vulnerable is people talking smack about God.
@@Henrik46 that's more fun
His accents is just him yelling hahahaha
ohad. Yup
Lol every time
ohad. Lmao this made my night
@@jacey9267 lmao im glad
Yeah, his accents suck.
“I don’t want to die before Will Smith, because I’ll miss that awesome Fresh Prince of Belair marathon.” 😂
That’s exactly what he said in the video! Hahaha so funny to comment this because is the same thing said in the video above hahahaha like looool
@Fabão he's just posting a funny quote about this 10 minute video that he enjoyed. that's how a TH-cam comment works you third world disgrace
That's a weird thing to live for
I no longer have cable, someone tell me if Nickelodeon still airs Fresh Prince at night?
OH MY GAWD DID HE SAY THAT?!
i love how it feels like hes just a normal guy who got famous on accident
To me like he feels one of the greatest comedic geniuses of all time tbh.
He might be a normal guy, but he was always gonna be famous. He's one of the funniest human beings on planet Earth.
By accident
@@pchiare he can joke about such mundane things so effortlessly. Genius
@@joany7166 how?
Josh Pearce i was correcting his grammar
I know two things about Hannibal. He’s a cool dude, and he’s got health insurance
Can’t go wrong with health insurance
@@journalsfromdavidgiant scam destroying lives yaaaaay
Biggest flex of 2019, "I have health insurance"
Imagine getting full insurance on a car rental
Stop. You guys are blowing my mind
What is that, I mean can you explain the joke for me? Please.
Nguyen Minh Vuong We are very poor son. 😞
@@nguyenminhvuong9244 american healthcare affordability is a joke
"I wasn't driving *_other people failed me_* " 😆
That was for some reason the one line that made me laugh out loud.
"I'm walking the street with my face broken, what if my enemies find out?"
Bro what kinda mob life Hannibal got?
He's a landlord.
@@ninjaloving1 'You didn't fix my leaky showerhead" *uppercuts Hanibal*
Then uppercut him and his Brains pop out🤣🤣
@@ttv_mrjack6749 You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
Bill Cosby gots goons 😂😂
“I have health insurance and this ambulance shall be reasonable”
Auto Driven get a life
I heard Mitch Hedberg when he said that and now I'm sad
You're right and now I'm sad as well. Thanks for nothing.
Amberlamps.
OttogiCurry you guys know this story isn’t new right? He first told this story years ago
" I'M NOT SCARED OF DEATH. I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE CRIP WALKING ON MY GRAVE "
Aye sir this is a reminder your comment got a lot of likes.
i wanna learn how to crip walk now. but I'm sure he's gonna request to be cremated so a flock of dumbasses can't crip walk on his grave now.
@@ezrahaskard3527 Aye sir this is a reminder your comment didn’t get that many likes
@@BlekJamal bwahaha
@@derrik1878 Neither did yours... Derick...
This guy sounds just like how he looks.
Like a black Milhouse?
João Serra black ?
@@AslanW something like that yeah
Laid back and slightly baked.
Gotta love him :)
“When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.”
First
“You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that”🤣
moved to Memphis recently... people are super nice, but i sure don't want to hear that type of speech when im getting medical advice/updates.
Bailey Gilbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
I like whatever is coming out of Hannibal's mouth
Thats what she said
@@gc7956 I'm not sure about that one buddy
What if he said he didn't like you and you'll die alone? All that came out of his mouth.
@@rafaeltrivino1790 well I don't like myself neither, so 🤷🏻♂️
Hannibal won that one too
@@rafaeltrivino1790 it would be random and funny
The censorship in this video is a real mood killer
Ooh yes Captyn. Really sucks.
Not as much of a mood killer as a car crash tho
@@lostleviathan2352 nah more like the plane crash
His cursing would've ruined my emergency room experience.
Hannibal is losing his touch
We all just gonna pretend his southern accent wasn't just somebody yelling?😂
Plot twist: this commenter is from the south😜
@@mrEofPlanetEarth I'm west coast and yeah it was so bad as to be almost non-existent 😅
Yes we are
Let’s be honest, a few of Hannibal’s accents are him just raising his voice lmfao
that's the hannibal touch
“Sew my skull up I have health insurance.”
he actually had me in tears at that ambulance part wow lol
Don’t you mean “ambalamps?”
Boy walk like when u get off the toilet and ur legs sleepin lmao
*slippin
@@mirzokhidshavkatov no he meant sleepin
He’s bow legged, that’s why
Probably the car accident
The birthday car accident literally happened to me so I can definitely relate. Totally ruined my chances. 😂
@pavo6503 you guys deserve a small reward here have a cookie! 🍪🍪
Humberto Martin same
A car hit my homie on his bday riding his bike home from work lol
i had it even nicer with loosing licence and getting some psychological trauma that haunted me 5yrs. 19birthday
@@harambo88 if you lost your license you probs been driving reckless?
My man out here looking like Randy Jackson from american idol.
Lmaoo
Good observation
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait that’s not him?
Rip
I love how crip walking is a necromantic ritual in this context
"I'm staring in a reality show call dude is bleeding out of his head"....."I'm fading in and out" 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Sir there are families in here !”
“Oh so my cursing is ruining their emergency room experience”
“My life is in shambles” I lost it 😂😂😂
I started crying lmao
I did read this title as
*”a car accident is a real mood”*
And went
“Same.”
*Seek HELP*
I Løve Jøsh Dun. 💀
@@greenmean6414 judging by their name there is no help for them
haha, same. but i haven't seen the real title yet & i ain't gonna.
"Better bring me some biscuits talking like that" 😂 and they'd be real good ones I bet
I flick pickle juice on my sandwiches for FLAVOR
"Yeah I said it. Starring at me won't make me take it back"
The single most relatable thing I ever heard a comedian say. I love Hannibal's sets. We all think it, he said it.
Idk if Hannibal realizes some day some one will definitely crip walk on his grave now.
It's crazy how this set still holds up no matter how many times I've seen it! One of Hannibal's classic sets
that last joke with the rental car highlights Hannibals specific sense of humor so well
"Nah, you just do it for me and then we ain't gotta speak of it again."
Why didn't he give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate?
Why?
Miguel Horta ikr
delet this
@@akm7812 The Eric Andre Show watch and you can thank me later
This bit happened way before that
My first time seeing this guy was on the Eric Andre show back in the day and this is the most I've ever seen him talk
You never watched Broad city?
"...My mom would be horrified if I died like that."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That whole bit was fantastic.
"I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was why do you want to work at Starbucks? Uh, because my life is in shambles." This is a fantastic set, a tight 10:23.
#HannibalBuress
Hannibal is probably in the top 3 most underrated comedians of this decade. Dude needs to have his own TV show.
He could have a sitcom and it'd be good
He’s an awesome comic but terrible actor!
I would come off the anesthesia mid sentence like, "...them digits girl?." "Where am I?"
Smooth brother
No you wouldn't, you don't even talk like that
@@beastbum you're right... cuz only blacks talk like dat
His southern accent impression is just him yelling
Hannibal is awesome and his style is unique. I really love his stand up.
"Stop cripwalkin on my grave"😂😂
one of those talented comedians who makes me laugh out loud when I'm watching alone instead of with people
This is one of the best sets I've ever heard.
Underrated joke at the end:
"That doesn't work for ANYTHING ELSE in life!"
"I don't have any examples."
He said “ sew my skull up I got health Insurance” LMAOO
By FAR, my favorite comedian.
Love this guy's tone, jokes, and timing. :)
"that doesn't work for anything else in life! ...i don't have any examples"
thanks hannibal, very cool
He's just always solid and very consistent. I don't laugh at everything but I always laugh a lot.
Love Hannibal, delivery always on point
I love how he just sprinkles the fact that he has health insurance as a joke
A Dove Soap Ad in the middle of a joke is a real mood killer
I agree but I’d extend that to any ad
"you better get me a biscuit talking like that". that killed me.
"You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that"
Good thing he didn’t say anything about Kobe dying before him
fr
Hahah would have been funny if he did 😂😂
I’m dead 😭😂
ronnie, walker you’re Kobe?
James Alexander bro💀💀
Damn this was 7 years ago
D W Hannibal is 36. A simple google search would have prevented you from having to do math.
S K you don’t like math that much?? God damn man math isn’t even hard
Jake Boynton. I don’t like wrong math. Which is exactly what the guy I responded to had.
S K huh? He just said it was 7 years ago
S K nvm you were responding to someone who deleted their comment
“My life is in shambles”
Crowd: 😂😂💀🤣🤣😭😭
He’s literally wearing 50 shades of grey
Pinky hey girl! 👋🏽👋🏽
lmfaooo
Pinky I think we need to discuss what literally means😂
You can wear me in 50 different shades too baby
Original
This is quality content right here
Hannibal is the antithesis to being motivated and I love him for it
I usually laugh every 7-10 seconds watching this guy. I need to see him on tour he's crazy af
He is absolutely hilarious
Hannibal!!! Always funny, thanks comedy central!!
As a southerner, I found the Jillbilly portion to be fucking hilarious
“My name Jill, they call me Jill Billy!”
“Euuuggh...”
"Because my life is in shambles."
"Man, I got health insurance!" 😂😂😂
“…and then you can get me some biscuits for talking like that” 😂
All I took away from this is that he has health insurance.
I got health insurance is absolutely legendary 😂
His smile is contagious
You know the comedy bit is gonna be good when the title of the video makes you audibly laugh
Hannibal is one of the greats, unbelievably prolific: never saw anything of his that sucked and didn'd make me laugh.
I underestimated how funny Hannibal is😂
“I got $200 worth of dreams”
$200 and dreams*
The way hannibals tells his story you know he’s gonna be funny throughout.
Hannibal is in my top 10 comedians of all time, he’s in the 10 way tie for number 1
Everyone who’s heard of George Carlin, Redd Foxx or Richard Pryor is giving this comment the stank eye.
"I haven't got any examples"
🤣
Such honesty.
"Sew my head up man, I got health insurance!!"
The way Hannibal talks, alone, is so funny
I love how straight his face is.
I love coming across comedians I've never heard of that are actually funny, I hope to hear more from him
Just search him on here if ya havent already he got alot of material and I agree hes pretty damn good
That ambulance joke had me cracking up and the health insurance 💀
I just can't stop loving Hannibal Buress!
Can't wait for a new special. He has one of the best deliveries ever. Great comedian, so fucking under rated.
“I have the full insurance and I have to leave here with it I’m just wreck it out of spite”
This guy is awesome. Thanks for the laughs, Hannibal!
For some reason Hannible makes me feel he could get way with anything. He could actually eat people and we'd laugh about it 😂
hannibal the cannibal
I'm so happy I stumbled upon him. He is freaking hilarious
Hannibal is the type of person id look to save me from a bad time.
I misread that as "Hannibal is the type of person I'd like to save from a hurricane. " That tells me that the Ambien's kicking in.
4:14 hits different after Not like Us
Here is something weird I found out today:
I usually like watching Eric Andres skits which sometimes had Hannibal in them.
Since I'm usually curious about things on the internet, I searched up my birthday on famous birthdays thinking I would find Rosa parks again,
but little did I know, I found Hannibal.
How have I never heard of this guy he’s literally one of the funniest people
"she coulda been an extra in a bubba sparxxx video" 😂😂😭😭
The fresh Prince lines were GOLD
That back drop is *dope* 👌
I jus randomly get suggested a Hannibal video & end up with tears in my eyes. GOAT suggestion YT!