Benzie Smith referencing an outdated Archer meme. The Trumpanzees think the Democrats are are socialists, and now they get a dear red leader in Vlad the Videographer.
You are now painfully aware that Jeff Sessions is a 95% match for Henry Gibson's "Leader of the Illinois Nazis" character from the film "Blues Brothers". It *cannot* be unseen.
john wayne You both are spot on and they should all be required to know the Constitution by heart or at least enough to reference it correctly. If any of us go on a job interview we have to have some idea and understanding of the job we will be doing. This is why people get into politics earlier in life, to prepare them if they want to go all the way to the top. I feel very strongly that psychological evaluations are important for these jobs too, not to mention for police officers! The military does these types of tests, why not all positions where people are governing other people's lives or serving them?
Many people are saying that Trump owes the Russian government money or that Trump was compromised by the Russians. Many people are saying that Trump is directed by Putain to pick certain people and to do certain things. Many people are saying that Trump is a traitor to our country.
rosset4music I think a golden shower qualifies as being compromised by the Russians lol...I kid I kid because the actual espionage is so much more upsetting
"she is totally smart" XD That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. If you consider "smart" being spending 10 minutes making unfounded accusations of racism and bigotry.
Samantha Bee, thank you for your channel. I love your sharp, assertive, witty, hilarious take on things - I think your voice is so desperately needed in our patriarchal world. Much love from Nashville.
Okay Brandon, let's not go crazy here. I think you should reconsider, "Samantha Bee, you make me able to want to live, even in the coming dark ages of tRumpistan, BLOTUS..."
Really glad that this show is on the air. A year ago it was like "Oh cool, finally a woman in that whole late-show thing." But now it's really vital to have someone who's not afraid to attack things head-on and naming issues for what they are. Thanks for sticking around Sam and team.
The sad thing is that he will likely be confirmed anyway. Was ready to be hopeful when watching him being questioned by Rubio, but I think that he'll cave to his fellow Republicans and vote him through anyway.
+jack drive You utterly missed the point of the analogy. There is no comparison being drawn between the things themselves in the analogy (i.e., racism is not being compared to an egg). It's an analogy of the logical relationships between the things. This is some real basic logic here, so it should have been clear, but it also seems that you really drew the short stick when it comes to the ability to think logically.
living to a hear this strong women speak so much that I can connect with. p.s I'm a fully straight middle aged male. keep it up! your a breath pf fresh air and need more!!!!
I didn't want Sessions as my representative, I surely don't want him as the AG! Alabama is also set to discuss a LGBT law soon. I have straight white male privilege that I use for good, but I can't help everyone. SAM please check out the LGBT law for the next AL session. We (all Americans and Alabamians) need help. Thanks to all of you (staff and shows like yours) for letting us laugh as we try to put out the coming fires.
"A secular person has just as good a claim to understanding the truth." "I'm not sure *giggling." Says the guy who, I'm sure its safe to say, thinks the earth is 6,000 years old and snowballs are evidence that global warming is a hoax.
It amazes me how a political persuasion can blind a person. It will get worse, when these appointees start dismantling what is left with, so called, "freedom"! The country is divided now, wait till we get more of Trump-care.
Sam, I love your show. Last season's report on women being denied needed healthcare because of religious influence in medicine was a real eye opener. Also, where can I purchase the tiger print blouse you have on in the still at the end of this video? I want it!
Honestly, Clinton should have never been the Democratic candidate. Independent from the alleged "crimes" attributed to Hillary (however unfair, unfactual or preposterous they were), she was a candidate that was extremely unfavorably perceived by the majority of voters, especially in rural and middle parts of the US, which (idiotically) pretty much decide every election. I mean, it was obvious that voters wanted a change in the status quo (although the opinions on what change of course differ tremendously aka the Bernie-Donald divide), even most Democratic party members (hypocritically) distanced themselves from Obama for the local elections, who has far more charisma and general public esteem than Hillary. Choosing the state secretary of Obama's government and wive of a former president as the democratic presidential candidate of course displayed anything else than "change" for the voters and made a Trump presidency seem inevitable. In my opinion Hillary winning the popular vote rather shows what a horrible candidate Trump is. Hillary would have lost to anyone. Trump would have lost to anyone else.
*_"The top official in our government is required to adhere to the law, even to the point of telling the president no if he gets it in his head, as president sometimes do, to something that violate the law "_*_ --- Jeff Sessions April 23 2015_ Now! Come again Jeff! *_"I am protecting the right of the president to exert it_*_ (executive privilege) _*_if he chooses,"_*_ Jef Sessions June 13 2017_
Anyone notice how these videos critical of Trump all of a sudden have much fewer Thumbs Down AFTER the election? It's almost as if the Thumbs Down were ... not organic, like maybe...bots?
Anyone notice his approval ratings tanking? or perhaps him bailing on the policies he campaigned on? Or even that he was not elected by majority of the population? apparently you didn't. Just put your tinfoil hat back on, der pumpkin fuhrer will make all the bad people go away.
Piece de resistance or delux ex machina? Sam, honey, we have to gossip...you and I see the world through the same rose colored, cava colored, queen sheened lens! RCS
All right, everyone! Let's pool our knowledge and see if we can make an apocalyptic analogy here. The angels blowing their trumpets will be easy to tackle since, you know, Trump. All we need now are seven signs!
"The top official in our government is required to adhere to the law even to the point of telling the president "no" if the president gets it in his head, as presidents sometimes do, to do something that violates the law." Five and a half months later, in view of the firing of Comey...
I think the main problem people come up with for thinking racism is over is the relative end of government aided hard racism. This neglects the soft racism of redlining and blockbusting of banks and Realtors respectively. Also I am not too much of a racial expert so correct me or add on where you can.
That's it! Enough is Enough! Someone needs to arrest Samantha Bee. She has been stealing my grandmothers wardrobe. And...she has the audacity to wear it on live television. What a slap in the face.
Sessions looks like the type who calls you 'Good Sir' or 'Good Madame' when he tells you that that fountain isn't for 'you people'.
Nothing like sprinkling gentility on your bigotry.
Aeroldoth3 That explains the appointment.. I hear Trump loves a good sprinkle.
New Message
Lol
Sessions looks like a Keebler elf...
New Message to be fair he does call them "boy" and not the n word
The Matryoshka Doll joke was perfect.
Archer Sterling You want communism? Cuz...
Benzie Smith referencing an outdated Archer meme. The Trumpanzees think the Democrats are are socialists, and now they get a dear red leader in Vlad the Videographer.
Uthman Baksh
Archer Sterling epic name and profile pic!!
You are now painfully aware that Jeff Sessions is a 95% match for Henry Gibson's "Leader of the Illinois Nazis" character from the film "Blues Brothers".
It *cannot* be unseen.
you a are 100% right, good job!
"Jefferson Beaureguard Confederacy Scarlett O'Hara Cotton Gin Sessions the Third." Oh my lord, that cracked me up.
Please don't ever stop calling out these people!
True!
Anyone else look at Sessions and see an old version of the Chicken Hawk kid form the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons?
New Message ha. haha. hahahaha
Now that you mention it!
New Message NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No, Sessions is more like if Foghorn Leghorn, if he owned a Plantation over 200 years ago.
***** with that giant noggin?
A 70 year-old guy from Alabama says he isn't racist. The only thing that would be more racist would be a 70 year-old guy from Mississippi.
Shouldn't be a limit age to apply for a senator seat? There is a minimum but it should be a maximum age also.
Adrian Juarenze seriously dementia and Alzheimer's are no joke
john wayne You both are spot on and they should all be required to know the Constitution by heart or at least enough to reference it correctly. If any of us go on a job interview we have to have some idea and understanding of the job we will be doing. This is why people get into politics earlier in life, to prepare them if they want to go all the way to the top. I feel very strongly that psychological evaluations are important for these jobs too, not to mention for police officers! The military does these types of tests, why not all positions where people are governing other people's lives or serving them?
Many people are saying that Trump owes the Russian government money or that Trump was compromised by the Russians. Many people are saying that Trump is directed by Putain to pick certain people and to do certain things. Many people are saying that Trump is a traitor to our country.
rosset4music many people are correct then.
rosset4music and this is coming from Trump's favourites source: the Internet
Krombopulos Michael and my courier.
rosset4music I think a golden shower qualifies as being compromised by the Russians lol...I kid I kid because the actual espionage is so much more upsetting
rosset4music - hundreds of thousands of people are saying it, so it must be true.
Sessions looks like the casual old dude you always seen in photos of lynchings.
Woot! First one to say that Samantha Bee is awesome!
but she doesn't play the lute like Sessions, so.... :)
Lame indeed. Political humor is almost always lame but this takes the cake.
Why have I only just heard of Samantha Bee.. She's brilliant!
By far the best of this kind of shows... RIP Colbert, Meyers, Noah, ...
I'm a troll, but Sam Bee is too bad ass to troll. Have a good one guys! 🐝
LOL
She is the Mother Nature to her ThunderCunt(tm) Army.
I feel like any play on her name being Bee will result in automatic Death by Beyonce
I know right? She is totally smart and really really funny.
I troll Alex Jones channel all the time. I have a good time with those weirdos.
"she is totally smart" XD
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. If you consider "smart" being spending 10 minutes making unfounded accusations of racism and bigotry.
Samantha Bee, thank you for your channel. I love your sharp, assertive, witty, hilarious take on things - I think your voice is so desperately needed in our patriarchal world. Much love from Nashville.
Thank you for highlighting the statements made on secular lawyers.
Ah, the cabinet of deplorables grows by the day
They all keep believing that they can control the rabid dog that is Trump, so they think they'll get the power with none of the risks. They are wrong.
this is quite possibly the best segment I've ever seen- of Full Frontal or any comedy show- ever.
You could replace Trump and his cabinet with the Legion of Doom and not notice any difference.
They're actually making me miss Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld .. How f*cked up is that?
Grant Oden I said the same thing
Samantha, you make this whole Trump nightmare worth it!
Okay Brandon, let's not go crazy here. I think you should reconsider, "Samantha Bee, you make me able to want to live, even in the coming dark ages of tRumpistan, BLOTUS..."
+D Tschuor! Much better comment.
Andreas Kreissl hey, I gotta give props to my mom, she was the one who told me the latest nickname is BLOTUS : Biggest Liar of the United States.
+D Tschuor! ha,ha....
I always wondered how the US would fall, and now I think I have a clue.
Edit: It's Trumpets and the republicans.
liberals heads will grow so large they become classified as wmd and explode killing millions?
It's been falling since 1980; this is just the crash you hear when it hits the ground.
No it hasn't
+Jack Drive, really? "Those people get real smart and then everything goes boom." Dumbest argument I've ever hea.... *BOOOOOOM*
Yeah, retards that think Samantha Bee is capable of making a logical statement.
Most Clever and talented social-moderator comedian in our time!
Really glad that this show is on the air. A year ago it was like "Oh cool, finally a woman in that whole late-show thing." But now it's really vital to have someone who's not afraid to attack things head-on and naming issues for what they are. Thanks for sticking around Sam and team.
Spot on Sam, and thank you. You gave me some comedy-induced insight.
"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent." Thomas Jefferson
I don't know if I like her, but her comedic timing is good. It's unique.
"That's right, good people, eat marijuana." So funny Samantha.
Sam Bee, thank god for your show. Keeps me sane!
Discovered Samantha today.
A very smart AND funny 'white girl' that can easily compete with the likes of Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert and John Oliver!
yes! so good Samantha! Thank you for keeping up with this BS and delivering flawless reflections.
The sad thing is that he will likely be confirmed anyway. Was ready to be hopeful when watching him being questioned by Rubio, but I think that he'll cave to his fellow Republicans and vote him through anyway.
Sessions is to racism ,what the chicken is to, the egg.
Did Sessions beget racism, or racism beget Sessions?
jack drive And comparing eggs with Sessions is an insult to eggs everywhere.
+jack drive You utterly missed the point of the analogy. There is no comparison being drawn between the things themselves in the analogy (i.e., racism is not being compared to an egg). It's an analogy of the logical relationships between the things. This is some real basic logic here, so it should have been clear, but it also seems that you really drew the short stick when it comes to the ability to think logically.
Jeff Sessions is not a racist. He never was. He never will be.
And breitbart is a reasonably informed information source...
/SMH
living to a hear this strong women speak so much that I can connect with. p.s I'm a fully straight middle aged male. keep it up! your a breath pf fresh air and need more!!!!
as an Alabamian, I just want to apologize to everyone for the garbage people in my state. I'm so so so sorry.
Great info Sam and team.
I didn't want Sessions as my representative, I surely don't want him as the AG! Alabama is also set to discuss a LGBT law soon. I have straight white male privilege that I use for good, but I can't help everyone.
SAM please check out the LGBT law for the next AL session. We (all Americans and Alabamians) need help. Thanks to all of you (staff and shows like yours) for letting us laugh as we try to put out the coming fires.
Fresh White Did a double take at the last sentence, snorted soda into my nose. Good on you, m8. +1.
"A secular person has just as good a claim to understanding the truth." "I'm not sure *giggling." Says the guy who, I'm sure its safe to say, thinks the earth is 6,000 years old and snowballs are evidence that global warming is a hoax.
I hope she gives each nominee the once over. Would love to hear her take on them all.
I'm so very sad and scared
Are we going to get a confirmation hearing for Trump too???
That should have been '....buy him a RC Cola and a moon pie...'
That first laugh is so delightful :)
It amazes me how a political persuasion can blind a person. It will get worse, when these appointees start dismantling what is left with, so called, "freedom"!
The country is divided now, wait till we get more of Trump-care.
I think the Keebler company should sue Sessions for defamation of character!
Sam, I love your show. Last season's report on women being denied needed healthcare because of religious influence in medicine was a real eye opener. Also, where can I purchase the tiger print blouse you have on in the still at the end of this video? I want it!
Nesting doll set!!!!😂😂😂
Paul Riebschlager It was funny, but extremely creepy!
We should've voted for Hillary.
Enceladeans Here's the thing: WE DID!
CN what I'm Saiyan? Hilldog isn't president, go back to California and take your popular vote participation trophy!
Honestly, Clinton should have never been the Democratic candidate. Independent from the alleged "crimes" attributed to Hillary (however unfair, unfactual or preposterous they were), she was a candidate that was extremely unfavorably perceived by the majority of voters, especially in rural and middle parts of the US, which (idiotically) pretty much decide every election. I mean, it was obvious that voters wanted a change in the status quo (although the opinions on what change of course differ tremendously aka the Bernie-Donald divide), even most Democratic party members (hypocritically) distanced themselves from Obama for the local elections, who has far more charisma and general public esteem than Hillary. Choosing the state secretary of Obama's government and wive of a former president as the democratic presidential candidate of course displayed anything else than "change" for the voters and made a Trump presidency seem inevitable. In my opinion Hillary winning the popular vote rather shows what a horrible candidate Trump is. Hillary would have lost to anyone. Trump would have lost to anyone else.
Most of us did...
Ny Jeep Adventurer Bernie didn't want trump in over Hillary. He said to vote for her, they would have worked together
Thank you Samantha! Calling them out!
never seen this channel before...
But I'm hooked
The "ain't having it" caucus.😂
great comment to boost numbers to support the creation of new content by tbs? yes! please keep it coming!
Samantha is killing it. Carry on with the great job Sam Bee.
Photo with Outcast album, VPI turntable, MacIntosh integrated amp and expensive Nakamichi. Model 800?
One of the best segments ever!!!!
I want you to do all the news !!!
Starting at 5:38 - godda love that sanctimonious smirk displayed at 5:46 ...
Nice roasts, but what I really want to know is: where did the cookie go?!
They nailed Jeff Session's cherry-red Maybelline cheeks.
Love the laugh track. Norman Lear was a genius.
Ed Brooke was a senator from Massachusetts in the sixties. Was he the 1st Black senator?
Muy, muy, weesa in big doodoo this time.
Heyyyy that's my favorite Outkast album too!!
Trump picks Jefferson Beauregard Cornpone Sessions after Foghorn Leghorn refuses the nomination.
I love her show, just wish it were on Hulu cause I cut the cord long ago.
Vagabondo try watch series
Flynn was Director of Intelligence Agency from July 2012 to August 2014
Sam bee nails it again!
Samantha Bee is the funniest, truth-telling human being in the world ... hands down.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW AWESOME YOU R.
"I want to thank Jeff Sessions for breaking family tradition and naming his son Sam."
Oh, honey. Confederate Lieutenant General John Bell "Sam" Hood.
As an Alabamian, I just want to say, #notallAlabamians. Some of us hate him too!
That marijuana graphic is wrong! It's legal for recreation in MA now too!
Never despise watersports. They are often very useful, at least physiologically, perhaps Mr. T had a visit from Miss Jellyfish.
Isn't the middle finger the second finger, not the third?
I suppose that depends on which hand one counts on, the direction in which one counts the fingers, and whether or not one includes the thumb.
I love Full Frontal.
Why would you cut this from the TBS broadcast? What a piece of garbage. (Sessions, not the segment)
Good look at Sessions!
Jennifer Wilson
*_"The top official in our government is required to adhere to the law, even to the point of telling the president no if he gets it in his head, as president sometimes do, to something that violate the law "_*_ --- Jeff Sessions April 23 2015_
Now! Come again Jeff!
*_"I am protecting the right of the president to exert it_*_ (executive privilege) _*_if he chooses,"_*_ Jef Sessions June 13 2017_
4:30!! had me in tears!
Anyone notice how these videos critical of Trump all of a sudden have much fewer Thumbs Down AFTER the election? It's almost as if the Thumbs Down were ... not organic, like maybe...bots?
Anyone notice his approval ratings tanking? or perhaps him bailing on the policies he campaigned on? Or even that he was not elected by majority of the population? apparently you didn't. Just put your tinfoil hat back on, der pumpkin fuhrer will make all the bad people go away.
Love your show Samantha and your youtube videos too.
always enlightening
Us older ladies are clamoring to know how he gets his skin to glow.
If anything the comedy should be great for the next 4 years.
Samantha is the BOMB!!!
👏👏 L❤VE! ☺😀
this year is going to be fun
Yes! Love Sam Bee, she's amazing!
Piece de resistance or delux ex machina? Sam, honey, we have to gossip...you and I see the world through the same rose colored, cava colored, queen sheened lens! RCS
Jeff Sessions is 70??? Wow, Senatorial work must age you
All right, everyone! Let's pool our knowledge and see if we can make an apocalyptic analogy here. The angels blowing their trumpets will be easy to tackle since, you know, Trump. All we need now are seven signs!
sessions is stellar
This woman is brilliant
How do we order the "Feminists For Sharia Law" t-shirt and hijab combo?
"The top official in our government is required to adhere to the law even to the point of telling the president "no" if the president gets it in his head, as presidents sometimes do, to do something that violates the law." Five and a half months later, in view of the firing of Comey...
so true about the 2nd Independence Day
I think the main problem people come up with for thinking racism is over is the relative end of government aided hard racism. This neglects the soft racism of redlining and blockbusting of banks and Realtors respectively. Also I am not too much of a racial expert so correct me or add on where you can.
Soul Man was a terrific film and an early look at the evil of affirmative action and those who support it. Bee just can't handle the truth!
I bet he volunteers to be a confederate re-enactment soldier.
Who knew the characters from the move Deliverance would end up running our federal government?
That's it! Enough is Enough! Someone needs to arrest Samantha Bee. She has been stealing my grandmothers wardrobe. And...she has the audacity to wear it on live television. What a slap in the face.
Orrin Hatch nesting dolls😂