I literally snorted the Dr. Pepper I was drinking out of my nose and all over my bed when he said that! Freakin' Hader is brilliant. I really should know better than to drink anything when Heb Welch is reporting.
I thought for sure he’d crack a smile at either him saying “I’m a virgin” or when Bill said “I don’t orders from mannequins; I know your smooth down there.” I sure as hell had to pause and to laugh my ass off. Proud of Pete, he’s getting better 😄.
@jo4504 It was a reference to when Russia (under Soviet rule) launched an animal into Earth orbit, which at the time was a big step in aerospace technology and caused some Americans to fear that the Soviet Union was becoming more technologically advanced than the US.
@@jo4504 Herb was referring to the early days of the Space Race in the Cold War. (When the Russians were called Russkies.) Herb was, as always, confused. The US launched monkeys on suborbital flights in the 1950s and a couple of chimpanzees in c.1960. Although the Soviets flew mice and other small animals in the '50s they didn't fly monkeys till the 1980s. The Soviet Union did send a dog into orbit in 1957, Laika. That caused a big uproar in the US, with fears the US was behind in technology, especially rocket tech - aka ICBM tech. The US had not even launched a simple satellite to orbit then. Herb called this shortfall "lights out for Uncle Sam." (Lights outs is slang for a boxer being knocked out.)
@@viracocha "You don't look like a Fitzgerald to me." - Means Pete is too ethnic looking to have an Irish surname. Speaking to the lady in Spanish when she already spoke perfect English. Assuming that she's Hispanic and came from an impoverished background, and specifically calling it a bodega.
Goddamnit, even when knowing that "I know you're smooth down there" is about to hit... even when telling myself that I'm prepared this time... that bit just insta-kills me lol...
Bill did like five or six Herb Welch skits and I constantly replay them, they're that good. The one with Emma Stone & Kristen Wiig in Falling Ice is one of the funniest skits in SNL history, scratch that, they're all gold. "I know you're smooth down there" has got to be six of the funniest words ever uttered on SNL. Freakin' love Herb Welch.
02:15: I love cute Tarams face expression after the "Why didn t your wife take your last name?" question :-))) So full of embarassement and hate at the same time :-)))
At first I thought this skit was written just so Bill could give Pete a few good whacks. Turns out, it’s just so Bill could totally burn Taran about his wife not taken his last name.
"I don't take orders from mannequins. I know you're smooth down there." 😂
What size shoe do you wear?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Stick a zagnut in it sideburns."
The look on Taran Killam's face after he says that is hilarious.
I literally snorted the Dr. Pepper I was drinking out of my nose and all over my bed when he said that! Freakin' Hader is brilliant. I really should know better than to drink anything when Heb Welch is reporting.
Dude Pete didn’t crack. I’m amazed hahaha
Yeah amazing lol
I thought for sure he’d crack a smile at either him saying “I’m a virgin” or when Bill said “I don’t orders from mannequins; I know your smooth down there.” I sure as hell had to pause and to laugh my ass off. Proud of Pete, he’s getting better 😄.
The mic hits keep them in check lol
Especially after the "I know you're smooth down there" line. I would have lost it lol.
Well he was getting hit in the face
asmr: bill hader beats you with a microphone
😩
Omg 🤣
I'd pay to watch that
POV: Bill Hader beats you with a microphone
Take my money!
Bill was so incredible in "It, Chapter Two," that we're Hader binging. Comedic genius.
His timing is incredible. Absolutely love Stefon.
I am also a Hader Binger, it’s fun!
I've been on a bill hader binge since the moment I watched the trailer for It chapter 2 and I don't regret it at all! He's truly incredible.
Sameeee
I didn’t need IT Chapter two to binge watch him. Barry, Saturday Night Live. More
"Herb, why don't you talk to that organizer?"
Herb: "Why didn't your wife take your last name?.............Coward". Lmao I'm no good
i thought it was especially funny bc hader's ex wife didn't take his last name
Classic!
@@30catsinacardigan22 neither did Tarrans
Herb understands everything clearly 😅🤣😂
"Don't you scat at me beatnik"
"Show's over Jazzman!"
"I don't take orders from mannequins."
LOL
Damn.. beat me to it lol
Stick a zagnut in it sideburns!
"you dont look like a fitzgerald to me" most passive aggressive racism
Carl Marks SOOOOO TRUE
@Carl Marks watching someone call a conservative a "snowflake" is what I imagine watching Jesus part water was like
@Carl Marks that's cool
@@annethraxxx Do I correct you and potentially get /wooshed or do I assume I'm missing some obscure internet reference? Is this my life now?
@@kinocrone7275 source: the Bible
"Hola que paso senorita" ! That line kills me.
What does it mean?
@@starbuzz95ayu Hey how are you doing lady.
@@starbuzz95ayu Slimbaful was close-ish. It's not "how are you doing", it's "what happened".
@@jc3m That's a literal translation which doesn't work. It's "What's up"
@@624radicalham Sure, if the word was pasa and not pasó. The reporter is asking what happened. Did you watch the video?
I died when the microphone came out of the left side. I wish Bill Hader did it in his most recent hosting.
It kinda makes you wonder how Herb is able to do that :P
This sketch has Mulaney written all over it.
Do you just go to all the Bill Hader clips and type the same thing?
So. Much. Mulaney.
Eric Cox of course, it has the word “bodega” in it at least once
HE WROTE IT!!
I just watched what you linked to and am now crying with laughter😂
I know you're smooth down there
😂😂😂🤣😭😭😭
Props to Pete for keeping a straight face during that 😭
I came here to type this, but you beat me to it. Well done.
Sheri I'm not, do u wanna see a picture of my junk?
ristestankovski, no thank you. I'll pass. I'd rather look at my own junk.
Nothing else was said lmao
snl if u are reading this, we want more herb welch
do it now
Bill is no longer on the show.
I think when corona is over they going to do a lot of alumni sketches, cause they will need new castmembers.... one of the musicians already died
not want. need
*you
Don't be lazy, butthead.
@@sha11235 the fuck
Hader is amazing 😂
YES!!
facts!!
"Why didnt your wife take your last name?..........coward"
JasonBorn89 hola, que paso señorita 😂😂😂😂
JasonBorn89 dudes wife (colby smulders) really didnt take his last name after marriage. I think that look on his face was legit...
Joey Bear Well, no actors change their names. It's a trademark.
I dont take orders from mannequins....i know youre smooth down there
Wives are not property they shouldn't have to take their husband's last name
"And there you have it. The russkies have a monkey in outer space. So that's 'lights out' for uncle Sam... Back to you, Chuck."
Best part
Is that a reference to something? I didn't get that part at all. (Not American)
@jo4504 It was a reference to when Russia (under Soviet rule) launched an animal into Earth orbit, which at the time was a big step in aerospace technology and caused some Americans to fear that the Soviet Union was becoming more technologically advanced than the US.
@@jo4504 Herb was referring to the early days of the Space Race in the Cold War. (When the Russians were called Russkies.) Herb was, as always, confused. The US launched monkeys on suborbital flights in the 1950s and a couple of chimpanzees in c.1960. Although the Soviets flew mice and other small animals in the '50s they didn't fly monkeys till the 1980s.
The Soviet Union did send a dog into orbit in 1957, Laika. That caused a big uproar in the US, with fears the US was behind in technology, especially rocket tech - aka ICBM tech. The US had not even launched a simple satellite to orbit then. Herb called this shortfall "lights out for Uncle Sam."
(Lights outs is slang for a boxer being knocked out.)
"Haha. Cookies on dowels."
I love his summaries :) "some racist chatter....and that's the news"
@@viracocha "You don't look like a Fitzgerald to me." - Means Pete is too ethnic looking to have an Irish surname. Speaking to the lady in Spanish when she already spoke perfect English. Assuming that she's Hispanic and came from an impoverished background, and specifically calling it a bodega.
The three summaries were the best parts of the skit!
@@Athmelso he’s based
bill hader is the BEST !!!
"don't you scat at me beatnik!" "show's over jazzman!"
“Don’t tell me how to do the news you drugstore Indian!!” 😭😭😭 I’m literally crying right now
Goddamnit, even when knowing that "I know you're smooth down there" is about to hit... even when telling myself that I'm prepared this time... that bit just insta-kills me lol...
"Why do you have a diaper bag?"😂
Again
Hader simply carries every single sketch he's in! :)
Taran Killam is no slouch either
Finally another Herb Welch Sketch... Hader is simply great!
I've somehow never seen this one. So many great lines from Bill "Show's over jazz man" Is gonna be coming out of my mouth for months
Bill Hader is easily one of the hardest working and most impressive actors in snl history in my opinion
Him constantly trying to send it back to Chuck is the funniest thing that exists in life
Herb is the best!!!😂😂😂 That voice though...😜
I wonder what would happen if Herb welch and Steffan met
Ritu Chakrabarti oooooooooh...I like the way you think...I'm so going to write that!! and Vinnie Veddeci too maybe...
Ritu Chakrabarti Herbie would sure be disgusted by Steffon and his flamboyant shirts...but Steffon would love little Herbie, awwwww
Herb would stretch him like a fat babies britches
Dude Bill Hader is so versatile, I totally forgot Herb and Stefon are played by the same person :OOO!!!!!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
lol. "from the bodega to the boardroom."
Don't you scat at me, BEATNIK.
Stick a Zagnut in it, sideburns.
"I know you're smooth down there".... holy fuck someone bury me already, I'm dead here lol...
"Don't tell me how to do the news, you drugstore Indian."
"I don't take orders from mannequins." is my new insult
“I know you’re smooth down there” is mine.
Bill did like five or six Herb Welch skits and I constantly replay them, they're that good. The one with Emma Stone & Kristen Wiig in Falling Ice is one of the funniest skits in SNL history, scratch that, they're all gold. "I know you're smooth down there" has got to be six of the funniest words ever uttered on SNL. Freakin' love Herb Welch.
'You don't look like a Fitzgerald to me...' lol
@melaaani.97 Usually someone with that last name is of Irish decent.
Herb's voice is like oddly soothing...
bill hader 4 president
Coolio
pulmonary 40 with coolio as Vice President? I’m down.
French Jesus
You’re so edgy
I want to like this but you commented 4 years ago and you have the 4 in the comment and there are 444 likes and I'm the 4th comment. It's too perfect.
Nice idea, but he's too smart.
Damn Pete takes those mike blows to the face like a champ. How does he not lose it.
"I know you're smooth down there" had me dead
02:15: I love cute Tarams face expression after the "Why didn t your wife take your last name?" question :-))) So full of embarassement and hate at the same time :-)))
*Interviews someone about a virginity pledge*
“Don’t believe the hype Central Park remains unsafe for women after dark” lmao
There are no words to describe the brilliance of Bill Hader and the genius behind this script.
Herb: "Hola, que paso senorita."
I'm dead! 💀🤣😭
Stick a zagnut in it, sideburns. lol
Sam Ginoble 😍
I didn't even know what a Zagnut was, but I was dyin anyway
@@jahigains9201 I think it’s like an old school candy bar 😂
I laughed so hard at that one, thinking most watching are too young to know what’s a zagnut
I laughed so hard at this. Bill is amazing :)
There needs to be a Best of Bill Hader special. He always makes me laugh cry
I know you´re smooth down there....killed me :D
the funniest part is when he hits people in the face with his mic
I couldn't keep it together it's so funny😂😂😂
It was funny the first few times, then it got tired. The dialogue was good enough to carry the sketch without it continuing.
"I know you are *_smooth_* down there"
THE WAY I SNORTED
From bodega to board rooms is such a hilarious line
“Well, there you have it folks: from bodegas to boardrooms, Latin Americans are on the move.” LMFAO
Bill Hader is a legend. I bursted out laughing at 2:30
"Why didn't your wife take your last name?" 🤣 I'm dyin
...Coward.
What
Lol
Bill is so funny he almost made himself crack “I know you’re smooth down there” 😂😂
Ken Doll.....lol....
If Bill Hader ever hosts SNL to promote Barry or something PLEASE do another Herb Welch sketch!
Bill Hader at his best! Wonderful.
Yay! Hoped for a Herb Welch sketch and they delivered! :D
At first I thought this skit was written just so Bill could give Pete a few good whacks. Turns out, it’s just so Bill could totally burn Taran about his wife not taken his last name.
Yeah that seemed to sting
'Got a kid?' 'No, I'm a virgin.' 'Then why do got a diaper bag?' LMAO!!!!
“I know you’re smooth down there” 😂😂
You have to admit, an abstinence pledge is infinitely better than "hot girl summer".
I've seen the original clip (w/ the actual Herb Welch) and bill Hader NAILED it in this particular one 😆😂😆
Wait there's an actual Herb Welch?
@@triscuithebiscuit I looked around, and people say it's this: th-cam.com/video/AtzG3wdF_IU/w-d-xo.html
I know you’re smooth down there 😂😂😂😂
Don’t you scat at me beatnik 😂😂😂
I died when he said 'From the Bodega to the boardroom Latin Americans are on the move'.....Dafaq?
God I can’t imagine a date with Bill and not having fun! He is hilarious!
Herb Welch: I dont take orders from mannequins ... I know you're smooth down there
😂😂🤣🤣
'Shows over jazz man.' (Smack) LMAO!!!!!!!
I can't breathe!!! "I know you're smooth down there" LOL 😂
This is genuinely one of my favorite Hader skits of many
Herb Welch skits keep me in tears 🤣...I really want a Herb Welch movie!!
I love the implication that there’s always paramedics on hand, like he might just die and they know it
“I know you’re smooth down there”
Bill Hader is an ICONNNN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Why didn't your wife take your last name?" Is hilarious
“I don’t take orders from mannequins. I know you’re smooth down there.” 😃😃😂😂😂😂
This is based off a real news segment. The anchor took a dig at this old reporter and the reporter clapped back at him angrily.
"don't tell me how to do the news, you drugstore indian" LOL damn Bill Hader can make anything funny
“i know you’re smooth down there” Herb Welch just cooked anchor bro’s entire career
“why didn’t your wife take your last name…. COWARD” 💀
"I know you're smooth down there" kills me every time 😂😂
Bill Hader smacking with the microphone...kills me everytime 😂😂😂😂
Bill speaking spanish in his herb welch voice is something i never knew i needed
He sounds so hot 🔥 😍
@@chelyvo ikrrr 😍
"Don't tell me how to do the news you drugstore Indian."lmfao starts banging camara with his mic
Bill hader is pure gold. This is hilarious.
I love how they're basically begging him to do his job every time. 😂
That muttered "coward." made me spit out my coffee.
I cry every time I watch this. It's so beautiful
"hola qué pasó señorita" jajajajja i just love this dude
Hader is hilarious
"Shows over, jazz man!" *bop* *bop bop*
"I know you're smooth down there" LOL!!!
“Latin Americans are on the move” lmaooo
"Stick a Zagnut in it, Sideburns!"
Makes me laugh every damn time I watch this!
Herb was so fun to watch! God i miss Bill Hader on SNL.
This is the best episode of the Herb Welch show by far
Everytime Pete is in a skit where is he being beaten with something he does not break lmao
Pete looks so cute and innocent 🥺✨
SHOW'S OVER JAZZ MAN!
Pete looked so vibrant in this sketch like he was actually alive❤️
"Don't you scat at me, beatnik!"