AT Productions I dunno... A telephone maybe? Or the dad thinks technology is evil? We'll never know since these films don't care about character and story development.
@@Talisguy reminds me of that old Whinne the Pooh movie where there go searching for Christopher Robin, everything seems dark and scary until they find him and the perspective shifts
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Actually the comments in this are in reference/parody of the show Law and Order. Though I will give you there a lot of cop dramas on tv these days. If it is not cop dramas it’s reboots of televisions like Roseanne or Star Trek.
Y'know, with the whole town coming up to give the broken/dying kid presents in one huge grouping like that, it creates the implication that there was a *much* easier way for Daniel to make it into town...
You know what? That premise could be funny! 4 Angels who are seriously bad at their jobs and try to help people has some comedic potential. But you know... it require effort
Lol the novel Flying Between Heaven and Earth did that to some extent...with the main angel being more of a giggle soufflé than whatever tf brand of stale bread these kids are.
Is it just me, or did every single group of kids in 90s cartoons consist of 3-4 white kids, and exactly one african american boy? And there could never be more than two girls in a group, one's the tomboy and the other ones personality revolves entirely around being a girl.
@@johngilchrist7136 the weekenders and recess are two such shows. it was a common formula. that's what diversity was in the 90's. it was your basic power rangers line-up.
That stupid song where they take the sister up to heaven? Couldn't they at least have taken the little brother to comfort him there or something? Instead they took his sister away and left him behind in the cabin, twisting in agony.
They were trying to show that the main character acts like a selfish brat but really cares about his family, but instead it just seems like he was glad to finally have something to do. Good job, people.
Having watched this over and over, I think the scene with the angel eyeballing the hair-brush was to suggest the angel noticed the girl was using a cheaper + damaged hair brush strongly implying amoungst other things that the family was considerably poor. Once more, had to watch that scene a dozen times to figure that out, if even.
So if the Angels could safe someone from falling, transform a pot into a bowl of gruel, change the layout of the house, mind control a boy, BRING A DOG BACK TO LIFE!... Why can't they heal a child? Did they ever give that explanation?
**in Phelous derpy voice** Because then Daniel wouldn't learn his lesson about caring for others!.... Deeeeespite the fact that his first line of dialogue when he was first introduced in this movie was that he wanted to get a job to make more money to support the family, so yeah, great job establishing his personality Goodtimes.
Is the plot here really that the kid leapt off the cliff with his younger brother and the angels didn’t bother when the literally saved a kid earlier?! Phelous was right. 1 Star was too high.
Or supporting a baseball team playing against team supported by devils in the Infield. Actually, never mind about that one... That 3rd movie sucked and it didn't have Christoper Lloyd in it!
+dfire Yes, there was a second one which played out more or less the same, but with American football instead of baseball. It was called Angels In The Endzone. The third one: Angels In The Infield, went back to baseball but decided to make it based on a spiritual warfare between angels and devils.
...Why didn't Eaterman just give him a lift into town? Clearly, he's not detached from civilization, what with all the salesmen he says he turns away, and he clearly has to go into town for constant food runs if he's diabetic to the point of having to eat every 5 seconds or he'll starve. Plus the kid's father saved him during "the war." It would have been the least he could have done!
My guess is going senile living by himself and thinking everyone who comes by is a salesman means he doesn't have the mental fortitude to even realise the obvious
I'd like to think that while the entire town did offer the family in the wilderness some help, the ones that show up were the very few that survived the trip.
kitestar To prevent others from repeating the same mistake. Which they will, because the only people who won't watched some idiot complain about it on his obscure internet review show.
Imagine if Old Man was the social worker checking on the family in the cabin and said "Your father is completely useless then and is completely useless NOW!"
Mathieu Leader *Old Man:* As the Greek god of useless, I shall send you Angels on a mission to stop thieves from stealing apple cider and juice! *Angel 1:* What happens if the juice spills on them? *Old Man:* Then they become completely useless now! *Angel 2:* Do we still bring them to justice? *Old Man:* No! That's their own fault! Now go before you annoy me with your superfluous questions! (The angels scramble as the leave for earth) *Wabuu:* These angels are sooooo stupid! *Old Man:* SHUT UP!!! *Wabuu:* And they say I'M the god of being a jerk.
Wow you turned that girl's cooking pot into a porcilin bowl of gruel. That will be REALLY helpful when she needs to boil her drinking water so she doesn't die of dysentery. Clearly these are the best angels, who are absolutely not annoying.
Fun fact, Charles Martinet was one of the writers behind this film, with him even voicing the popeye man, Zeke Eaterman. Despite this, he’s an amazing voice actor, and I wish him the best in the last years of his life after retiring.
I did not know that, and at least I can say his acting isn't intolerable... just the script. And the movie. Hm. If he's a writer I suppose some shade DOES fall on him still...
You think they get an extra tail too? You know, 'cause they use wings and a tail to fly, so maybe they just get something like a 'flying set' and the extra tail's included? What would bats look like? And dodos...the possibilities of this comment are endless...
Technically humans and dogs with bird wings are a worse abomination. I'm just wondering about bats myself, do their bat wings maybe get replaced with bird wings?
Call me crazy, but this movie looks like it had some potential. A story about a group of guardian angels watching over a kid trying to save his brother? That sounds good, charming even. Too bad it was ruined by annoying characters and bad writing.
It seems like the 90s had kind of an obsession with angels, like with Touched by an Angel, City of Angels, Angels in the Outfield, The Prophecy, Michael, Dogma, etc.
Well there’s this thing where people will obsess over a certain thing for a decade in particular. There was a zombie phase, a ghost phase , an angel phase a shark phase a vampire phase and probably more those are just the ones I recall in particular
So let me guess, everyone got back from Thanksgiving break and then realized they didn't have a Christmas release for that year, so did this real quick
I like angels. I like the idea of humanoid creatures with bird-like wings. I like their ability to fly, their amazing strength, and their expert marksmanship. I think you can do awesome stories with that concept, even it is isn't Biblically accurate. So why are angels so rarely in anything actually good?
Probably because the only people who try to make movies about them are diehard Christians, who... don't have the best track record with producing entertainment.
Using the voice from the Beauty & the Beast ghost and the Anastasia chicken for that kid in the green outfit doesn't match at all. First time he spoke, I legitimately thought it was Phelous voice swapping the characters...
This asshole was sadly born with the worlds most annoying voice but instead of doing some other work decided, “I’ll be a voice actor! In movies where my character never shuts up! And I’ll make painfully forced attempts at being funny”
...You know, given that Cam Clarke is in this, it's possible that he's also a professional voice actor who was simply miscast or who recorded his voice before they finalized the designs and scripts. It's not his fault that the script they gave him was absolute garbage. Even the professional voice actors in the biz have to do pretty much whatever's handed to them to make a living.
Fun fact! The voice of annoying green angel is Charles Martinet, aka the guy what does Mario's voice in the games. It's-a terrible miscasting, mama-mia!
Seriously? damn, now I feel like an asshole for saying what I did... but ya know, he does do that same grating voice for every one of these movies that he's in and whether by crappy improv or lazy writing, his lines do suck, so I still kinda stand by it (just not what I said about him personally)
Bro: "HEY IT'S SNOWING! LET'S GO OUTSIDE!" Me: "Sorry, we can't! Phelous just uploaded a new review!" Bro: "Well, we can't go outside now! And besides, the snow will get us wet and make us completely useless!" Me and Bro: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Me: "Joke's on you, Wabuu: I'm a girl! Therefore, your assumption that we are both brothers is incorrect!" *proceeds to bob head up and down while making cries of alarm, the traditional Dingo way to scream
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England What’s so sad about that? Fuck going out! I’ll much rather spend my friday night watching Phelous tear a new one to a crappy cartoon than going out with friends!
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England I really want this to be the last Goodtimes movie for him to review. I can't take anymore of their crap. Please no more.
Explain the lapdog angel. Small dog breeds like that are a recent human creation. If it was just an immortal dog angel, it would look a lot more like a wolf.
ProbeVoyages; There's just this one flaw in your logic there - you're assuming anyone who worked on the animation gave a fuck about... well, anything, including reality. B'cuz movie.
I had a better idea for this movie. It's established that there's a world of angels that help, and the particular angels on the cover are considered worthless and focus on the stupid things such as apple juice theft. They're given one last chance and are sent to help three kids with a neglectful father and while they're meant to be watching the kids, the youngest gets hurt and the oldest kid walks along the road attempting to get to town, while the angel's personalities become more complex and they actually do a good job fixing their mistake and are more respected by the other angels.
Wow, you just put together an _infinitely better_ plot for this movie in _3 sentences_ than _any_ of these "professional" writers and directors and producers.
You know, even though she’s not credited on IMDb (for good reason, probably), I’m almost certain Debi Derryberry (Jimmy Neutron’s voice actress) voiced most of the female characters and the little brother in this. She also voiced Gabriella in Miracle in Toyland, so...
But the voice of Mario is listed on the IMDb page. Compared to this piece of trash, those awful Phillips CD-i Game cutscene look better in comparison. At least they had a coherent plot to them.
The Care Bears are more entertaining. At least they actually do things to help solve problems instead of doing nothing 99% of the time and just give up when their plan fails.
Somehow this was one of my favorite christmas movies as a child. I don´t why. Also I really appreciate the German dub now since they changed up some of the dumb lines. Thanks for the review Phelous it really brought back memories
The dog just got healed from his injuries from Schrodinger's Semi and put back into the movie?! Bullshit that that was Puppy Heaven, that dog went to *_Hell!!_*
The little brother's ailment is super confusing tbh. So he gets (presumably) injured in a sledding accident. But he's able to wiggle around and no one mentions anything about broken bones, he's clearly not bleeding or, like, in a coma, so I'm not sure why they would need a doctor _right away_ when you'd think people living out in the wilderness would have a first aid kit on hand. Combine that with the fact that he's mostly shown to be feverish and delirious and everyone acts like he's gonna die, and it almost seems like the original plan was for the brother to get _sick,_ not injured, but they changed it because... they needed it to be the older brother's fault somehow.
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If this movie had been made with some effort, I’d say they might’ve been implying that the little brother had a serious head injury. But this movie isn’t smart enough for that.
These are truly the worst kind of bad movies--the ones that are so bland, there aren't even any hilarious details to pick apart, like a pedophile snowman or animals screaming "child murder!"
@@gracekim1998 A frequent stereotype of Asian people is that they're incapable of pronouncing L's. So the dog saying "Herro!" as a follow-up to the Asian angel's line is...unfortunate
“Nobodies fault but mine” is also a good Led Zeppelin lyric/song title that I remembered after that scene. Great vids, great channel! Thanks for the laughs and keep rocking!
Y'know, I think "In Search of the Titanic" (a.k.a. Tentaclino) had a much more accurate idea of what happens when dogs die: you sink to the bottom of the ocean, and a fleet of Atlantian shitheads come to take you to Doggy Hell. If this movie was more like that, I think it would have had more promise.
The idea here isn't awful, basically Touched by an Angel for the preschool crowd. I feel like if a competent studio handled this, it could work as a series for really little kids. Probably not much audience outside of religious parents who don't want their kids watching secular television, but it would still work.
Your humor is always top-notch, Phelous. It feels like any time you have a predictable joke, you then follow it up with a twist that gets me in hysterics. This time it was the early credits joke followed by the "Oops, I failed" and an early credit to your own video. On an unrelated note, anyone else think that blue angel looks like Matt Mercer?
So, a kid steals some apple juice(tho I think it's apple sauce) and the angel is just like 'yeah go take it back' ignoring the fact the kid is likely desperate for food. Hell the kid might even be living on the streets, which is probably still a better situation than living in a cabin in the bumfuck middle of the mountains without so much as a PAIR OF SKIES!
That part with the dog not getting hit by the truck but everyone acting like he did is so weird. The only thing I can assume is that the film-makers decided later in production that showing, or even implying, the dog got hit by the truck was too dark, so they added the shot of him explicitly getting saved...but then _didn't_ change any of the dialogue or events afterwards to have things make any sense.
Ptobably figured they couldn't afford to cut that much from the movie and figured they could get away with the dog still dying and sort of handwave the scene of him being saved.
Head Cannon: The Cam Clark character is Colonel Daddy from Miracle in Toyland. This is a prequel. In fact, the toys in that film are just the angels from this film taking another form.
Maybe the death cabin wasn't actually so far from the nearest town or village, but the father never bothered to reveal it to his children. So of course, Daniel just walks into nothingness, and it's a true (Christmas) miracle he somehow managed to reach the town anyway.
@@ashur24 My thought exactly! And the useless angles just let him do it! But Daniel spoiled their plans by finding the road which led him right to the town - and probably back to the cabin as well. He sure must have felt stupid by this point.
“Well, maybe you should spend a little less time thinking about yourself, huh?!” I can practically hear the voices of Golden Films shouting through the subtext: “THIS MEANS YOU, GENERATION X!!”
The father is the WORST!!! They live in the middle of nowhere, he's not employed when the movie begins, and he straight up takes off leaving his three kids unsupervised with no phone or medical supplies and food. WTF!?🙄😤😡
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I have to admire GoldenFilms’ dedication to actually staying on model for the most part. I don’t know if they actually are, or if Phelan’s reviewed too many Dingo movies.
"Why do we even live out in the middle of nowhere? It's all dad's fault."
Smartest thing you've ever said, kid....
AT Productions I dunno... A telephone maybe? Or the dad thinks technology is evil? We'll never know since these films don't care about character and story development.
Good fucking question
That would have made it good, maybe! It sounds a lot more interesting.
@@Talisguy reminds me of that old Whinne the Pooh movie where there go searching for Christopher Robin, everything seems dark and scary until they find him and the perspective shifts
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If Don Bluth had drank his colouring department's paint while making "All dogs go to heaven", this movie would have been the result.
Jambareeqi 🤣🤣🤣
Jambareeqi
Nah, even if he _did_ do that, the resulting movie would be _far_ more coherent and stimulating than this.
That puppy heaven song... what the fuck!? That's the most tone-deaf thing I have ever seen. O_o
Jambareeqi! :) Maybe the people working on this film only drank the paint thinner...
They even took the shit line “I wanna do what I wanna do!” from Troll in Central Park
They call him Eaterman because he's a cannibal!
Yup survived Alfred Packard and the Donner Party why else would he live in the mountains
You mean Eatamann.
Huh huh!!
In the criminal justice system, apple juice based offenses are considered especially heinous.
I wish I could like this comment 100 times.
These are their stories.
kamenridernephilim Ugh! Criminal minds... Can't stand this crap anymore!
Or is it something else? They all look identical to me at this point...
Actually the comments in this are in reference/parody of the show Law and Order. Though I will give you there a lot of cop dramas on tv these days. If it is not cop dramas it’s reboots of televisions like Roseanne or Star Trek.
Dun Dun!
Y'know, with the whole town coming up to give the broken/dying kid presents in one huge grouping like that, it creates the implication that there was a *much* easier way for Daniel to make it into town...
You mean like following the road that the car took? Why didn’t he try that?
That, and the fact that when Daniel's dad went into town to look for a job, he easily made it back before Daniel did.
Daniel's Dad took a job as bridge builder but got shitfaced in a towns bar.
So he remembered near the end - oops, might should start working.
Maybe There Giving The Family Supplies Including First Aid
@@sydneyhamilton2575 stop spamming
You know what? That premise could be funny! 4 Angels who are seriously bad at their jobs and try to help people has some comedic potential. But you know... it require effort
Yeah. Sounds like something Monty Python could pull off really well.
I'd actually watch that.
Sounds like a sequel to Four Lions
Lol the novel Flying Between Heaven and Earth did that to some extent...with the main angel being more of a giggle soufflé than whatever tf brand of stale bread these kids are.
There’s FIVE dumbass learn to count 🖕
I never knew that angels dressed like a 90s TGIF Nickelodeon lineup, but you learn something new every day I guess.
Karen Burch so I guessing the angels are the kids from roundhouse
Is it just me, or did every single group of kids in 90s cartoons consist of 3-4 white kids, and exactly one african american boy? And there could never be more than two girls in a group, one's the tomboy and the other ones personality revolves entirely around being a girl.
Too bad the angels didn't have the short nerdy white boy with glasses. Then this movie would have been a classic!
+Gertrud Bondesson name the shows
@@johngilchrist7136 the weekenders and recess are two such shows.
it was a common formula. that's what diversity was in the 90's. it was your basic power rangers line-up.
That stupid song where they take the sister up to heaven? Couldn't they at least have taken the little brother to comfort him there or something? Instead they took his sister away and left him behind in the cabin, twisting in agony.
They were trying to show that the main character acts like a selfish brat but really cares about his family, but instead it just seems like he was glad to finally have something to do. Good job, people.
I can't believe Quasimodo isn't among these angels ranks.
*SHHH!!!*
Don't spoil the *secret!*
What if he's related to the green angel?
What about the dinosaur that could fly using SCIENCEEEEEEE!!!!!
TheDefectiveTurret yeen
*insert puma man theme here*
Having watched this over and over, I think the scene with the angel eyeballing the hair-brush was to suggest the angel noticed the girl was using a cheaper + damaged hair brush strongly implying amoungst other things that the family was considerably poor.
Once more, had to watch that scene a dozen times to figure that out, if even.
Nice look ! Didn't notice !
I did notice it this time
Good god, that green angel's voice is so unfitting I thought Phelous was adding it in at first
Wanna know what is weirder? He is voiced by the same person who did Mario.
@@Dystnine how did he make his voice sound so annoying?
@@Dystnine oh god, why Charles Why?!
He sounds like the cat in Pokemon
@@nifralo2752 You mean Meowth? They aren't the same actor. But seriously Charles why?
So if the Angels could safe someone from falling, transform a pot into a bowl of gruel, change the layout of the house, mind control a boy, BRING A DOG BACK TO LIFE!... Why can't they heal a child? Did they ever give that explanation?
If it makes sense, you're not watching Goodtimes. Or Dingo. Goodtimes is basically just Dingo with a higher budget.
Because then there'd be no movie...also bad writing.
There would be no movie? What a tragedy!
Because they like fucking with people. Duh.
**in Phelous derpy voice** Because then Daniel wouldn't learn his lesson about caring for others!.... Deeeeespite the fact that his first line of dialogue when he was first introduced in this movie was that he wanted to get a job to make more money to support the family, so yeah, great job establishing his personality Goodtimes.
Is the plot here really that the kid leapt off the cliff with his younger brother and the angels didn’t bother when the literally saved a kid earlier?!
Phelous was right. 1 Star was too high.
A golden good time review from Phelous who's suffering from Dingo Jet Lag.
These angels are wasting their powers. They should be out doing more important things, like helping a baseball team playing in the Outfield
Or supporting a baseball team playing against team supported by devils in the Infield.
Actually, never mind about that one... That 3rd movie sucked and it didn't have Christoper Lloyd in it!
There were sequels to that film?!!
+dfire Yes, there was a second one which played out more or less the same, but with American football instead of baseball. It was called Angels In The Endzone. The third one: Angels In The Infield, went back to baseball but decided to make it based on a spiritual warfare between angels and devils.
Wait that was a thing?
I'm afraid so.
...Why didn't Eaterman just give him a lift into town? Clearly, he's not detached from civilization, what with all the salesmen he says he turns away, and he clearly has to go into town for constant food runs if he's diabetic to the point of having to eat every 5 seconds or he'll starve. Plus the kid's father saved him during "the war." It would have been the least he could have done!
My guess is going senile living by himself and thinking everyone who comes by is a salesman means he doesn't have the mental fortitude to even realise the obvious
He's currently high on his meth
"Haha, your cries for help remind me of this great food joke!"
or he could at least, i dunno, coming with him ?
That kid in the opening credits better not be stealing *MY* apple juice!
Shit, he's eyeing my lemon drink now
Sure the store owner acts like he just wants the kid to sweep up the floor. But that is only a cover for the true purpose for the child.
I switched my Apple juice with prune juice, take that you little brat.
8:14 "And don't forget, most importantly, I'm not saying anything here. Whatever."
Here's my thumbs up
+Charles M My are down!
@@johngilchrist7136 please leave. if you don't like his content, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE DOING NOTHING
@@charlesm7215 yay! Phelous is always fun! :D (please report this john idiot below)
Who are we gonna call...?
Angel Busters!
Yeah lets murder the fuckers?
Satan?
you mean... the evas
I'd like to think that while the entire town did offer the family in the wilderness some help, the ones that show up were the very few that survived the trip.
And their car.
IMDb fixed it. Proper poster and the rating alternates between 1 and 1.1.
That rating is still too high.
you know, if people actually dislike these movies and want to forget about em, why do we even need a IMDb page for them?
kitestar To prevent others from repeating the same mistake.
Which they will, because the only people who won't watched some idiot complain about it on his obscure internet review show.
Whoever did that was lawful evil.
Phelous, we beseech you. please make the quote "Make it stop hurting" become a running gag like Old Man. it embodies your soul to the maximum level
I hear that it only hurts the first time....
Imagine if Old Man was the social worker checking on the family in the cabin and said "Your father is completely useless then and is completely useless NOW!"
Old man was a better parent than this father. At least he took care of his kids before his supplies got wet.
and don't forget the "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
At least he actively sought out and GOT money
Mathieu Leader
*Old Man:* As the Greek god of useless, I shall send you Angels on a mission to stop thieves from stealing apple cider and juice!
*Angel 1:* What happens if the juice spills on them?
*Old Man:* Then they become completely useless now!
*Angel 2:* Do we still bring them to justice?
*Old Man:* No! That's their own fault! Now go before you annoy me with your superfluous questions!
(The angels scramble as the leave for earth)
*Wabuu:* These angels are sooooo stupid!
*Old Man:* SHUT UP!!!
*Wabuu:* And they say I'M the god of being a jerk.
Yes
Wow you turned that girl's cooking pot into a porcilin bowl of gruel. That will be REALLY helpful when she needs to boil her drinking water so she doesn't die of dysentery. Clearly these are the best angels, who are absolutely not annoying.
Fun fact, Charles Martinet was one of the writers behind this film, with him even voicing the popeye man, Zeke Eaterman. Despite this, he’s an amazing voice actor, and I wish him the best in the last years of his life after retiring.
I did not know that, and at least I can say his acting isn't intolerable... just the script. And the movie. Hm. If he's a writer I suppose some shade DOES fall on him still...
Like the Annistasia movie?
MARIO?
@@cursedalien correct
@@cursedalien yop
Editing the little brother into the doggie heaven song was perfection 😂
Those Angels are so piss-in-hands incompetent, they restored that kid's little brother in _the wrong Heaven._
These angels are completely useless now.
Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
They were always useless tbh.
*ahem* *ahem*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
They were useful before?
Kropka308 Not to mention sooooo stupid!
So the kid just turned out to have a minor arm injury?? Wasn't he like, dying before??
Especially since he fell on his back.
Maybe he broke his shoulder blade and upper arm bone.
Cave Jhonson or maybe they were bullshitting the injury
So the big brother went out into the storm for the little shit who just bruised himself
Well he’s small. Kids those days exaggerate how hurt they really are 😅
So if Humans have wings and dogs have wings. Are birds, 4 winged abominations flying in heaven?
Maybe they get a pair of human arms?
Gertrud Bondesson *Yes. This.*
They become those angels with multiple wings that sit next to god and use their wings to cover their faces
You think they get an extra tail too? You know, 'cause they use wings and a tail to fly, so maybe they just get something like a 'flying set' and the extra tail's included? What would bats look like? And dodos...the possibilities of this comment are endless...
Technically humans and dogs with bird wings are a worse abomination. I'm just wondering about bats myself, do their bat wings maybe get replaced with bird wings?
I lost my goddamn shit during the dead dog scene.
*SO SAD!*
Call me crazy, but this movie looks like it had some potential. A story about a group of guardian angels watching over a kid trying to save his brother? That sounds good, charming even. Too bad it was ruined by annoying characters and bad writing.
Avalasia Love agreed!
"SO SAD"
Agree to that too bad it wasted.
The italian comic, Ángel Friends point dat
I bet if it was treated more like veggie tales and less like this I think it would’ve work
It seems like the 90s had kind of an obsession with angels, like with Touched by an Angel, City of Angels, Angels in the Outfield, The Prophecy, Michael, Dogma, etc.
Well there’s this thing where people will obsess over a certain thing for a decade in particular. There was a zombie phase, a ghost phase , an angel phase a shark phase a vampire phase and probably more those are just the ones I recall in particular
ANGELe Lansbury
Don't forget Neon Genesis Evangelion!
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 Definitely a dinosaur phase in the late 80s and 90s due to Land Before Time and Jurassic Park.
Wow. Those angels and the dad were borderline sociopathic.
It's almost like they're assholes or something
If these are the angels, I shudder to imagine what this universe’s interpretation of demons is.
@@crimsondynamo615I think the rolls are reversed here
Angel's are bad
Demons are good
So let me guess, everyone got back from Thanksgiving break and then realized they didn't have a Christmas release for that year, so did this real quick
OH MY GOD. Phelan always has the coolest shirts.
I like angels. I like the idea of humanoid creatures with bird-like wings. I like their ability to fly, their amazing strength, and their expert marksmanship. I think you can do awesome stories with that concept, even it is isn't Biblically accurate.
So why are angels so rarely in anything actually good?
Because the angels from the bible aren't like that, angels from the bible are fucking terrifying!
Probably because the only people who try to make movies about them are diehard Christians, who... don't have the best track record with producing entertainment.
Lol yeah.
well thats because the concept of angels as winged ghost people is actually fucking stupid my dude
Which is a shamed.
There needs to be a good Angel animated movie.
*points at the small painting on Phelous' couch*
Oh! Lovers on the moon!
Uh oh...I hear a mountain lion. (cheap mountain lion cut out goes across screen)
Liezl Bohnen oh, lovers on the moon
Yeah
Make it stop hurting
Hurting intensifies
Were the angels a last minute addition? It really feels like you could take them out of the film and nothing would be affected.
Well, the movie would be somewhat less annoying, and we couldn’t have that
marplatense31 this film must be directed by Godfrey Ho.
Phelous, you spoil me with all these animation reviews! ❤️
“I hate everything I do in these reviews now.” 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
25:02
I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. Thank you for this glorious edit, Pheloous.
"Is it Christmas yet, Daddy?"
"No, Christmas doesn't start in the middle of the day, you little idiot"
-dead-
Using the voice from the Beauty & the Beast ghost and the Anastasia chicken for that kid in the green outfit doesn't match at all. First time he spoke, I legitimately thought it was Phelous voice swapping the characters...
Add bad casting to this movie's list of offenses.
This asshole was sadly born with the worlds most annoying voice but instead of doing some other work decided, “I’ll be a voice actor! In movies where my character never shuts up! And I’ll make painfully forced attempts at being funny”
...You know, given that Cam Clarke is in this, it's possible that he's also a professional voice actor who was simply miscast or who recorded his voice before they finalized the designs and scripts. It's not his fault that the script they gave him was absolute garbage. Even the professional voice actors in the biz have to do pretty much whatever's handed to them to make a living.
Fun fact! The voice of annoying green angel is Charles Martinet, aka the guy what does Mario's voice in the games. It's-a terrible miscasting, mama-mia!
Seriously? damn, now I feel like an asshole for saying what I did... but ya know, he does do that same grating voice for every one of these movies that he's in and whether by crappy improv or lazy writing, his lines do suck, so I still kinda stand by it (just not what I said about him personally)
If you do not talk to your kids about the dangers of apple juice theft, no one will.
Tyrant-Den 😆👍🏻
Parents who steal apple juice have children who steal apple juice.
Bro: "HEY IT'S SNOWING! LET'S GO OUTSIDE!"
Me: "Sorry, we can't! Phelous just uploaded a new review!"
Bro: "Well, we can't go outside now! And besides, the snow will get us wet and make us completely useless!"
Me and Bro: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Lulu Calliope
Wabuu: These brothers are sooooooo stupid! Hehe heh heh heh heh....
Me: "Joke's on you, Wabuu: I'm a girl! Therefore, your assumption that we are both brothers is incorrect!" *proceeds to bob head up and down while making cries of alarm, the traditional Dingo way to scream
Brat brother: "Make it stop hurting! Please!"
Lulu Calliope you two are sooooooooooooooo stupid heheheh
When melting chocolate, don't get water in it, or it will be completely useless!
Seriously, don't mix water and chocolate.
WHOOOOOO!!!!!
Phelous reviewing more shitty animation on a Friday night, when most people are going out!!!
Fuck, my life is sad.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England What’s so sad about that? Fuck going out! I’ll much rather spend my friday night watching Phelous tear a new one to a crappy cartoon than going out with friends!
Some Guy Itend to only go out when free food is involved...
*plays Prom Night theme song and dances*
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England I really want this to be the last Goodtimes movie for him to review. I can't take anymore of their crap. Please no more.
At least you didn’t steal any pothos lol XD
You know what I want for christmas?
One of those angel killing blades from Supernatural.
Phelous should be teaching the kids good morals. You return that stolen apple juice right now!
AnonJl1 Yeah This video is immediately flagged for not being Advertiser friendly!
'apple juice'. It's yellow, and has bubbles at the top.
I love seeing Krang in the Santa hat! 🎄
And the hypnotic skeleton eyes..... commanding me.....taking over my mind
He's turned the Technodrome... into a CHRISTMAS TREE.
Uh, did the angels from this die as teens and children? I mean, the dog didn't become any younger when it was briefly dead...
This movie is dark.
Angels aren't former humans. They're just angels.
Explain the lapdog angel. Small dog breeds like that are a recent human creation. If it was just an immortal dog angel, it would look a lot more like a wolf.
ProbeVoyages; There's just this one flaw in your logic there - you're assuming anyone who worked on the animation gave a fuck about... well, anything, including reality. B'cuz movie.
I had a better idea for this movie. It's established that there's a world of angels that help, and the particular angels on the cover are considered worthless and focus on the stupid things such as apple juice theft. They're given one last chance and are sent to help three kids with a neglectful father and while they're meant to be watching the kids, the youngest gets hurt and the oldest kid walks along the road attempting to get to town, while the angel's personalities become more complex and they actually do a good job fixing their mistake and are more respected by the other angels.
Wow, you just put together an _infinitely better_ plot for this movie in _3 sentences_ than _any_ of these "professional" writers and directors and producers.
Damn, that's better.
Not gonna lie, I kinda expected Quasimodo from The Secret of the Hunchback to drop on Phelous at the end there.
You know, even though she’s not credited on IMDb (for good reason, probably), I’m almost certain Debi Derryberry (Jimmy Neutron’s voice actress) voiced most of the female characters and the little brother in this. She also voiced Gabriella in Miracle in Toyland, so...
But the voice of Mario is listed on the IMDb page. Compared to this piece of trash, those awful Phillips CD-i Game cutscene look better in comparison. At least they had a coherent plot to them.
This movie... Make it stop hurting...
Your videos make me genuinely laugh more than any other TH-camr. I always rewatch one when I'm in a bad mood.
"I can make it! I can do anything! I'll just get the right gear! I can handle it!"
I can do it! I can do it nine times!
I'm getting heavy Care Bears vibes for some reason...
That's because they ripped them off.
For some reason in all cartoons rainbows are the more powerful then fucking god!
I can’t decide if that’s weird or gross...
The Care Bears are more entertaining. At least they actually do things to help solve problems instead of doing nothing 99% of the time and just give up when their plan fails.
And yet Care Bears is more entertaining
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Debi Derryberry is voicing a character named Jimmy in this?
Of course we do, you just ask that question.
I love Debi she's the best:)
@@AWasteOfYourTime8205Tad from leapfrog’s brother doesn’t quite sound like him in this though. I wonder why?
Somehow this was one of my favorite christmas movies as a child.
I don´t why.
Also I really appreciate the German dub now since they changed up some of the dumb lines.
Thanks for the review Phelous it really brought back memories
But Phelous, what if a monster peed in your apple juice?!
We don't talk about Little Monsters in these parts, compadre.
The dog just got healed from his injuries from Schrodinger's Semi and put back into the movie?!
Bullshit that that was Puppy Heaven, that dog went to *_Hell!!_*
Robbie Norris Complete with all the vacuum cleaners ever created.
Hahaha 🤣 Wabu voice: That dog is soooooooooooooo stupid
(tentacolino flashbacks)
All dogs go to heaven, but the poorly animated ones get booted right back.
@AT Productions so....Atlantis?
I have a feeling that Phelous is wishing he had his sanity back for Christmas.
Watching so many crappy cartoons, he's bound to be a little unstable
germanic lad his brain is wet. It's completely useless now.
And a dingo picture a day keeps the braincells away
I would say this movie made Phelous lose his sanity, but I think it left when he encountered that zombie fisherman long ago.
@@Lady_Bossu XD ah yes the zombie FISHERMAN
The little brother's ailment is super confusing tbh.
So he gets (presumably) injured in a sledding accident. But he's able to wiggle around and no one mentions anything about broken bones, he's clearly not bleeding or, like, in a coma, so I'm not sure why they would need a doctor _right away_ when you'd think people living out in the wilderness would have a first aid kit on hand.
Combine that with the fact that he's mostly shown to be feverish and delirious and everyone acts like he's gonna die, and it almost seems like the original plan was for the brother to get _sick,_ not injured, but they changed it because... they needed it to be the older brother's fault somehow.
I think he has the same disease as Emery-Elizabeth in Magical Gift of the Snowman.
It Could Be Worse If Their In Roanoke Property During The Time Of The Blood Moon
In American Horror Story: Roanoke, It Was The Executive And Producer Of My Roanoke Nightmare, Sidney's Idea That He Brought The Entire Cast Into The House With Cellphones With Only The Cameras Enabled So They Can Film During The Time Of The Blood Moon. Bad Idea
Well the little brat did get wet from the snow and is completely useless now!
If this movie had been made with some effort, I’d say they might’ve been implying that the little brother had a serious head injury. But this movie isn’t smart enough for that.
Is it Christmas yet? Is it Christmas yet? When is Christmas coming??
Nikour Makino it already did. Oh, wait I thought you meant christine
These are truly the worst kind of bad movies--the ones that are so bland, there aren't even any hilarious details to pick apart, like a pedophile snowman or animals screaming "child murder!"
I disagree this is obnoxious with the angle that sounds like the cat in pokemon and this brainless premise. Why do they live in no wheres vill?
I was hoping my 10 star rating on IMDB would boost it up to a 1.1
Kyle Weaver the angels explode at the end. 10/10
I love your false endings. They're funny as fuck.
I know, right? Its amazing how they never get old.
+Cyano Drake For me it dose!
@@johngilchrist7136 ok bye 👋
@@cyanodrake5892 yeah it’s so funny 😂
Better than this cartoon.
THE STRANGER THINGS SHIRT I’M OBSESSED
SAME !!
Olivia M. *stops pushing bike*
Stranger Things? You've seen it too?
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England Who hasn't?
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@@javierrico1996 I haven’t 😂 I’ve only seen one clip
Phelous is the gift that keeps on giving.
@13:29 Asian Angel: Excuse me!
Dog Angel: Herr-OO-ooo!
...Wow, that wasn't unfortunately timed at all, GoodTimes. Nicely done.
I don’t get it😅
@@gracekim1998 A frequent stereotype of Asian people is that they're incapable of pronouncing L's. So the dog saying "Herro!" as a follow-up to the Asian angel's line is...unfortunate
@@lunettasuziejewel2080 oh…😶 well thank you for explaining 😅
@@gracekim1998Avocato
Wow, I didn't know ProJared was an angel...
and now he's fallen
Yikes that comment has aged poorly
He's a fallen angel.
@@MaevieTheSongbird And now YOUR comment aged poorly.
_"He's a Fallen Angel"_
For I beheld Jared as he _fell from Heaven!_ *LIIIIIIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIING!*
The green angel's voice hurts my ears.
He sounds like the gay love child of Moe and Popeye.
The Disco Star of Bethlehem and the snow layer hurt my eyes.
Charles Martinet was clearly having a bad day.
@@1Thunderfire
Poor Charles... =(
He is probably embarrassed. XD
His voice makes me wish I had one those Angel killing blades from Supernatural.
This video has reminded me I need to beat Grandia II on Steam. Thanks, Kid Cam Clarke!
Hey Lee! How are you doing, man?
Still alive, and inspired to get back in the saddle!
Grandia 2? Awesome taste in games my man.
Ps. Millenia best waifu.
Damn straight
I think Grandia 2 is the best one out of the three games.😊
“Nobodies fault but mine” is also a good Led Zeppelin lyric/song title that I remembered after that scene.
Great vids, great channel! Thanks for the laughs and keep rocking!
Y'know, I think "In Search of the Titanic" (a.k.a. Tentaclino) had a much more accurate idea of what happens when dogs die: you sink to the bottom of the ocean, and a fleet of Atlantian shitheads come to take you to Doggy Hell. If this movie was more like that, I think it would have had more promise.
The idea here isn't awful, basically Touched by an Angel for the preschool crowd. I feel like if a competent studio handled this, it could work as a series for really little kids. Probably not much audience outside of religious parents who don't want their kids watching secular television, but it would still work.
9:32 "I'll just get the right gear!"
>proceeds to take nothing on his trip to town except for the dog
Why does the green angel sound like Gilbert Gottfried despite looking like a kid?
maugos at least they tried
He's actually a little person.
Christmas is not a good time of year for Jimmy Neutron, Leonardo, or Mario.
Wait...Cam Clarke?
THE Cam Clarke?
As in Leonardo, Aladdin, Liquid Snake, Kratos Cam Clarke?
*Celebrities in Need of a Paycheck: 1*
Jordan Quiles are you saying that leo from tmnt is also the god of war,damn cam clark is awesome
Kratos from the Tales Series, not God of War Kratos. Although, that Kratos is also a god...
Your humor is always top-notch, Phelous. It feels like any time you have a predictable joke, you then follow it up with a twist that gets me in hysterics. This time it was the early credits joke followed by the "Oops, I failed" and an early credit to your own video.
On an unrelated note, anyone else think that blue angel looks like Matt Mercer?
Robin: I knew you were an apple juice thief Phelous, this is a sting operation!
Phelous: You'll pay for this, Robiiin!!!
So Golden Films created a spiritual predecessor to the Oogieloves?! Damn it!!!
No, they created a prequel to Hi-Tops
No, this is a documentary about the moons of Iego
Let me try again
This is the final episode of captain planet
I suck at this
Oh boy. You failed
I want to be in the band, I want to be in the band....
So, a kid steals some apple juice(tho I think it's apple sauce) and the angel is just like 'yeah go take it back' ignoring the fact the kid is likely desperate for food. Hell the kid might even be living on the streets, which is probably still a better situation than living in a cabin in the bumfuck middle of the mountains without so much as a PAIR OF SKIES!
That part with the dog not getting hit by the truck but everyone acting like he did is so weird. The only thing I can assume is that the film-makers decided later in production that showing, or even implying, the dog got hit by the truck was too dark, so they added the shot of him explicitly getting saved...but then _didn't_ change any of the dialogue or events afterwards to have things make any sense.
Ptobably figured they couldn't afford to cut that much from the movie and figured they could get away with the dog still dying and sort of handwave the scene of him being saved.
6:16 Oh god it's the same voice as the bird from Anastasia.
...and one of the three ghosts from "Beauty and the Beast".
I know. Phelous already pointed that out.
@Cobal Fossil I'm pretty sure they were voiced by Charles Martinet.
And there are two more movies he voiced in. All of them annoying.
Phelous, you do the best Cam Clarke impression, it makes me laugh. 😂😂😂
Make it stop hurting!!
A few minutes ago I was wondering when you'd upload another bad cartoon review again! Thank you for uploading this!
Kid-onardo: I wanna do what i wanna do.
Kid from a Troll in Central Park: Don't steal my lines!
I was just thinking this while rewatching and scrolling the comments 😂
Head Cannon: The Cam Clark character is Colonel Daddy from Miracle in Toyland. This is a prequel. In fact, the toys in that film are just the angels from this film taking another form.
“Nice scooby do 👼 b**ch oh wait that dog’s not female-or is it? Ah whatever”. You’re always hilarious Phealous 🤣
The 'disco star of Bethlehem' is a Stoned Gremlins Production just waiting to happen.
Maybe the death cabin wasn't actually so far from the nearest town or village, but the father never bothered to reveal it to his children. So of course, Daniel just walks into nothingness, and it's a true (Christmas) miracle he somehow managed to reach the town anyway.
If he had walked in the opposite direction he would have reach civilization in minutes.
@@ashur24 My thought exactly! And the useless angles just let him do it! But Daniel spoiled their plans by finding the road which led him right to the town - and probably back to the cabin as well. He sure must have felt stupid by this point.
I like to think that the kid they saved in the beginning WAS Daniel, and that's why he's so blasé about cliff safety later in life.
“Well, maybe you should spend a little less time thinking about yourself, huh?!”
I can practically hear the voices of Golden Films shouting through the subtext:
“THIS MEANS YOU, GENERATION X!!”
How many of these Goodtimes/Golden Films "films" (term used so very loosely) are left? I'm worried Phelan will run out soon!
I saw a dingo version of the town musicians of bremen (german fairy tail) at my local dollar store lately, wonder if hes going to cover that soon
The father is the WORST!!! They live in the middle of nowhere, he's not employed when the movie begins, and he straight up takes off leaving his three kids unsupervised with no phone or medical supplies and food. WTF!?🙄😤😡
It Could Be Worse If Their In Roanoke Property During The Time Of The Blood Moon
In American Horror Story: Roanoke, It Was The Executive And Producer Of My Roanoke Nightmare, Sidney's Idea That He Brought The Entire Cast Into The House With Cellphones With Only The Cameras Enabled So They Can Film During The Time Of The Blood Moon. Bad Idea
I have to admire GoldenFilms’ dedication to actually staying on model for the most part.
I don’t know if they actually are, or if Phelan’s reviewed too many Dingo movies.