btw, i'm the Original Porter who port that Minos Prime model, yeah it's me. thank you for using the port tho, i put a lot of effort on him especialy bc he is a personal port and not a comm like i always do on 90% of time. but yeah, thanks to ya use my Minos Prime port :D
I’m pretty sure this was my first ever ultrakill video I watched. I didn’t know who this was or what the heck he meant. But now I have ultrakill and am scared of this dude
Pov: you're a chicken drumstick
I understood that reference
You tellin me this chicken drumsticks?
Funny refrence.
good meme reference LOL
And thy punishment... is DINNER!
"And thy punishment, is DEATH!" *sends you to the gluttony layer*
the minos loop
but... you're already in the gluttony layer
Domain Expansion: Belly of the Beast
@@mixmenmixMino's loops
"And thy punisment, is vore!"
I knew this was going to be good based off the thumbnail alone
You know it's gonna be good when the Blender axis is in the thumbnail
777 🤑🤑🤑
@@losyash6394800 😩
The thumbnail is an absolute masterpiece.
You can tell exactly how the video is gonna go just by observing.
10/10
Ik
"And thy Punishment, is a Black Hole"
NOOOOOOO
"And thy Punishment, is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
glory
@@synthgal1090 forgive me my children...
@@lolka_bam Requiem Motif.
"Analog Horror is so scary"
Analog Horror:
Anal og horror : )
Phen 228: :(
All it’s missing is the freeze frames glitch noises and camera edits
0-S is true fear
"High poly Minos isn't real he can't hurt you"
High poly Minos:
"And thy punishment, is vore."
@@tdpuuhailee8222 what the fuck
@@tdpuuhailee8222"and THY punishment, is 1 hour at the naughty corner"
@@Bartmaaan Nooooooo!!!
@@tdpuuhailee8222EYO LOCK THIS MF IN THE PANOPTICON
i like to think minos just plays his theme out of his hole
edit: guys wtf i meant his face
Ayo?
His *What*
which one
both.
All 87
Absolutely jaw dropping
Quite literally so
@@RockyInABox No shot
@@riamattison5596[[BIG SHOT!]]
This reminds me of the producers of Spiderman: Across the Spider-Verse asking the viewer to decide whether The Spot's face hole was an eye or a mouth.
me too!
developers? that doesn't sound right
what was the result
@@FutileStruggleofaBoulderyes
i’m glad they chose an eye, a mouth would be so cursed
Ngl, I would like to have vocal cords that can play ORDER
this is cosmic horror body horror heresy and a crime against humanity
at the end it almost looks like the cursor realized what mortal danger it was in and made a desperate attempt to escape
I am crying, this is soo deep and beautiful
indeed, his hole is extremely deep
@@furtmastik01 can confirm, oh and his face hole too ig
@@silksongoutyet Hey wait a damn second-
"AND THY PUNISHMENT IS DEAF"
said minos with the Meanest underbite
POV: you missed one, ONE singular parry
> You parried JUDGEMENT 0.1s too early
and thy punishment
is Ten Years in the Minos Hole
Ten years in the *_H O L E_* made you a fuhkin Creature of Steel!!!
Don't threaten me with a good time
BRING THAT SHIT GABRIEL!
no way is that ten years in the joint
Ten years? This is hell anything less than ETERNAL is a joke
why hello there
Old sport
Guys wait the comment is loading in
Damn, I've been waiting here for an hour and the comment still hasn't loaded.
when is this comment going to load(just going along with the rest)
This is gonna be a classic in 7 years.
Bro got that SCP-096 jaw
LOL
YOU LOOKED AT IT??
@@Czechoslovakenia Nice name and even nicer pfp.
And Thy Punishment.. Is "Vacuum Cleaner!"
“jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj”
POV: You are the chicken drumstick
LOL, two absolutely same comments
@@kalaps34 great minds think alike, I was slower on the draw but nothing beats minos eating chicken
"minos prime ass bones, minos prime breast bones, and minos prime jaw bone"
💀
@@InventorityTheThird🦴🩻☠️
POV: what soup sees after i take a spoon.
POV: food
"SCP-096 BREACHED CONTAINMENT"
I'd imagine in the whole game you would carry a tiny minos around, because all the in-game music came out of mino's face hole
I like this idea.
And thy punishment...
IS DEVIANTART
NO-
Boo!! Get new material!! (This guy is my sexist, autism faking ex!)
WAIT PLEASE NO-
I knew it was a rig with the hole, I watched the video and sure enough it was. 10/drumstick would watch again ten times in a row.
I need to see this same joke but actually animated it would be pure perfection
this is the lowest effort shitpost I've ever seen yet it's so funny
great job m8
thy punishment… is succ
If Only...
@@shinariXD no
@@bruhgod123 Yes
@@shinariXDnuh uh
😳
"And thy punishment... is DEATH!"
*proceeds to become a vacuum cleaner*
his face being a mouth is the MOST cursed thing I’ve seen today
i always hear "and thy potter schmitt... IS DADTH!"
i will never unsee this
Vacuum prime goes THY CLEAN THIS NOW!
"and thy punishment...IS DEATH"
*INHALES*
As someone who has tried to learn sfm 38,000 times yet only ends up doing this stuff, I found this fucking hilarious
I've never pictured him like that and now I can't unsee it
Love the implication that Minos' face is just a big subwoofer replacing his mouth, blasting his theme when he fights
btw, i'm the Original Porter who port that Minos Prime model, yeah it's me.
thank you for using the port tho, i put a lot of effort on him especialy bc he is a personal port and not a comm like i always do on 90% of time.
but yeah, thanks to ya use my Minos Prime port :D
I clicked on this video hoping that it would be exactly what I was expecting, and I was not disappointed.
Ultrakill remaster looking crazy.
Ah, i see, so that's why minos has his mouth... Eye... Face hole... Thing... Open all the time! So that we can hear his banger theme
I thought it was just going to be a gun coming out of his face but this also works
My autisim creature when im asleep:
I like how this implies the music comes from the face hole
Motivational Quotes From Minos Prime
and thy punishment, is VOID!
"And thy Punishment, is the shadow realm!"
The ending be like "Ah! You finally awake..."
Mom: and thy punistment is belt
POV: thou hath not prepared thyself
Never thought I’d see Minos Prime’s face hole used as a Mouth.
I always saw it as a mouth tbh
13/10 meme, would mindwipe to see it again
pov: your an entire party-sized bag of chips and my fat ass walks in
If Ultrakill was a horror game
thank you for this, we needed this.
Kirby when you make him drop his cake.
"And thy punishment... IS DEATH!"
NOM
V O R E
When the food tries to fight back by burning my tongue (i ain't no quitter):
Bro really said "SUIIIIIIIII" At the end 💀
Thanks to this video I can never un see Minos face being his mouth
More of his eyes being covered by his crown for me
Pov: you are a microwave pizza
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DYSON PRIME
VERSUS
MICROWAVE PIZZA!
BEGIN!
"AND THY PUNISHMENT... IS DEATH!"
Punishment? I cant, I eated it all😔
seeing minos speak like this scares me.
Hi minos
Gotta love a control point for no reason
oh, yeah. that's DEFINITELY a smash. NEXT QUESTION
When you are an appetizer:
"There is no judgment, I eated it all :("
Why did i laugh at that one dawg💀
"And thy punishment... is THIS"
*kirby sucking in sound effect*
"and thy punishment... is DEATH... *big poggerz*"
Pov: Your william afton getting sent down to hell by Cassidy:
This is how Minos plays his music
"You can now play as Luigi"
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I CAN'T UNSEE THIS ANYMORE
I’m pretty sure this was my first ever ultrakill video I watched. I didn’t know who this was or what the heck he meant. But now I have ultrakill and am scared of this dude
youre me
"and thy punishment, is deaf"
This is so cursed and i love it
Minus:And thy punishment..its DEATH!
*casually swalows V1´s head*
POV: You're stressed in SFM
…that’s actually really unnerving lmao
OF MY FUCKING GOD I CAN STOP LAUGHING AT HIS JAW
This is beautiful.
This is very beautiful my boi!
**sends you to the hadal zone**
Minos really got a new ability
‘And thy nourishment is of my greatest honour *gobble*’ -Minos probably
Dyson Prime Confirmed~
pemberton❓❓
mind explaining why you have the ' ~ ' part? mind explaining that rq?
Of course its you.
@@UH-60_Blackhawk you shouldn't be concerned about the ' ~ ' he put on his comment, you should be concerned about his pfp....
IMAGINARY TECHNIQUE: LEVEL 5 DYSON SPHERE
It’s beautiful.
I’ve watched this 5 (hundred) times now.
Ive seen this like 8 times and it just keeps showing up in my recommended
Друг: объясняет мне важные вещи
Мой мозг в это время:
Can you make a version with Sisyphus? Like he just moves his sun head thing and says „come forth,child of man…and DIE“ then the funny part idk
And my punishment is D E A F H!! :O
Minos with a functioning jaw is the most cursed thing ever. I wanna see someone make a model with a lip flap animation of it talking like this. XD
and thy punishement is death!: *sending you to unknown p-3 level*
And thy punishment... IS VORE
NOOOO
When the music played and he opened the face was just glorious
Did...did we just get vored by Minos Prime?
Yes this is so cursed and funny
Nah,his face hole teleported us to the JUDGEMENT,we just died on the way
I can't unsee this now...