Let's be honest. In a war game, seeing a side character hold up something belonging to their kid, and seeing another character reassure them they'll be back in time for said kid's birthday, we all know the character's doomed.
I live in iran . I couldn't play this game without a headset cause iranian enemies shouted curse words all the time and I was a kid back when it came out so if my mom heard those she'd took mouse and keyboard for a week
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This video is awesome. I played this campaign for the first time on hard recently (what a fucking nightmare) and the stuff with the doors and the bugged "destroy the machine gun pit" objective were spot on to my thoughts. Bravo man.
@@Williaso that's insane. I can't believe it's that tough on easy. I imagine they had one of the bots complete the game and said "that's good enough" and then just shipped it.
Yeah i also played this on hard and the machine gun pits just made no sense, so i just went up to the next objective and ignored the machine gun pit and it went to the next objective
Fun fact: During the sequence when you are storming the bank you can run at the tank which is parked right in front of the building and (sort of) get in and drive around. I believe it still works!
I still remember that in the part with the sniper when you're on the roof they specify that he's using a .50cal. Yet your buddy who gets shot at the start supposedly lives.😂
What? The campaign is mediocre. Battlefield is played for the multiplayer. If you want an actually good single player fps campaign, try Doom, Half Life, Bioshock, the original Halo trilogy or Serious Sam. Don't get me wrong. Battlefield 3 is fun. But it is a bag of chips kind of fun. Not a quality meal kind of fun. Don't confuse fun with quality.
I’m replaying this right now and I looked up videos just to see what people thought of this campaign, this was the second video that appeared, spot on lmao
0:56 "An uncomfortably tiny metal box with 5 other guys" The only thing inaccurate about this statement is that it's usually like at least 6-8 other guys in involuntary configurations that would make the Kama Sutra blush lol
in the beginning and the finale part of the game in the train the main character opens a door without help from no one so HA I HAVE DISCREDITED THE WHOLE VIDEO!
I also wasn’t paying attention during operation guillotine and I was so fricking confused as to why it didn’t count as me clearing the mg nest with a FREAKING GUN.
Man the story might be kinda jank but the moments were incredible. Jets, tanks, sniping, killing a rat after an earthquake, everything Russian related, I remember almost every mission in this game. I could go on and on. Some really really cool moments. Edit: Also if I remeber correctly every support in the game (campaign or multiplayer) had montez's name on their helmet you just had to kind of glitch to see it. That's a lot of gay lovers
Henry Blackburn: An American marine with severe brain damage but can parkour with hundreds of pounds of gear Dimitri Mayakovsky: Gru Spetsnaz operator who also has brain damage Johnathan Miller: two twelve year old boys stacked on top of each other in a trench coat that also have an obsession with dinosaurs. Cole: the all state guy; a black dude who we murder for our sandwich Solomon: *AAAAH?*
That scene with miller really messed me up when i was a kid because the character you play gets killed AND WE GET NO MENTION OF MILLER OR NOT EVEN A MISSION TO GO GET HIM
I remember playing the fuck outta this multiplayer. Since bf4 didn't work on my xbox360 and since I didn't get a PS4 till late 2015, this was my go to game for like 4 years. I played it almost daily and damn, I miss it.
@@manuxx3543 I play on Xbox One, my. Connection is fine, but when I go to join a server (map and mode is set to ALL btw) It says to check my connection.
At least the missions are realistic,unlike CODM MW2,and the recoil is realistic,and about the armour,you want real life game,I am sorry there isn't any game like that...
@@Fiwek23452 ofc because it wouldnt be "fun" + you as normal person dont have access to blueprints of real jets or vehicles to model it super realistic or balance it
brotha much love i am seriously surprised to see that you have only 502 subs!! whoever is reading this comment plzz like his video so youtube shows this video to more people. and you rock!
Let's be honest. In a war game, seeing a side character hold up something belonging to their kid, and seeing another character reassure them they'll be back in time for said kid's birthday, we all know the character's doomed.
Than there's Ace Combat 7 which because its a prequel to AC3 the Jager, who doesn't shut up about his son, survives.
when that scene happened I said aloud "Yeah he's dead"
Or the family is dead. Either one is an option
@@leonmesquita1690 or shamrock in AC6. The cardinal rule is to never talk about your kids or family in video games.
@@leonmesquita1690 bro every time I heard him say that I was like “ he’s just asking to be killed.” But good that he survived
I live in iran . I couldn't play this game without a headset cause iranian enemies shouted curse words all the time and I was a kid back when it came out so if my mom heard those she'd took mouse and keyboard for a week
😂
I like how most of the curses don't make any sense.
تیر خوردم, گاییدمش!!! 😂😂😂
I thought battlefield 3 was banned in Iran
@@Jimjam-lk4ud you're right
(Just get a new mouse and keyboard ) new. Problems acuare new solutions
4:03 my man literally flipped the rat off as a “fuck you for getting me killed” type of deal lmao
I saw that too!!
3:53 a rat finds us and give us the Black Plague
Homie sayed "sandwich" so many times to the point my stomach was growling lol
Just finished eating the sandwich and i saw the heart XD
@@random_hdi2449 awesome
*Said*
@@lolk4530 ye I suck at english lol
@@random_hdi2449 you're good man, just that particular misspelling of said is a pet peeve of mine so I'm compelled to correct it.
Idk why but the graphics in bf3 still feel more realistic than many later games.
The graphics? No. The artstyle? Yes
Things don't have to always be realistic.
@nooooooooo no
@nooooooooo reaching at its finest
Cope better
I agree and I’m not exactly sure why that is
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Man the multiplayer for BF3 stole at least 2 years of my high school days
Time well spent, I played more BF4, but I also played some BF3.
every time he says ‘door’ or ‘brain damage’, take a shot
Or sandwich
How to actually get brain damage
Press [space]
Nice suicide tactic
Bro, I got wasted before my he video started
PLR stands for parade leading rugmakers
Rugmakers, all one word.
@@trainknut genius
@@basti2850 Perfection
As an Iranian I can confirm this
This video is awesome. I played this campaign for the first time on hard recently (what a fucking nightmare) and the stuff with the doors and the bugged "destroy the machine gun pit" objective were spot on to my thoughts. Bravo man.
I can't imagine playing on a harder difficulty than Easy, I had enough trouble getting destroyed by the AI!
@@Williaso that's insane. I can't believe it's that tough on easy. I imagine they had one of the bots complete the game and said "that's good enough" and then just shipped it.
Yeah i also played this on hard and the machine gun pits just made no sense, so i just went up to the next objective and ignored the machine gun pit and it went to the next objective
In hard the enemies have lmgs with the damage of a sniper and the rate of fire of an SMG, and autoaim
Ceo of knowing what the game is about
Fun fact: During the sequence when you are storming the bank you can run at the tank which is parked right in front of the building and (sort of) get in and drive around. I believe it still works!
0:57 At least they're being authentic
I like how that description is literally just exactly what any US Army or Marine vet would tell you about LAVs.
(The Stryker counts as an LAV)
this made me realize how many games i played in my childhood that i didn't even understand back then but i do now. i need to replay this game again.
Legend says Inferno is still asleep to this day.
Too funny bro XD, I wanna see more narrative videos like this...
I love how you crack up laughing at your own script. How you know it’s gold. 2:50
This came out wonderfully! Sorry I couldn’t help you more!
Man, I swear this was the most underrated video I've ever seen on TH-cam 😭😭😭😭
I fucking love it when he said “when we finally meet montes and he mistakes us for motherfucker hands”😂😂
Just played the campaign for the first time the other day and the story was so lackluster but gunplay was great.
Amazing video ahaha
Honestly I loved the story, way better than bf4 imo and might be in the top 2 best bf campaigns
@@RonaldAsks I 1000% agree.
WAY better than 4
@@firstlast4688
4 made no sense, I liked the more grounded approach of 3
I remember playing this game over and over the tank machinegun mission was the hardest
Man I love montes he was one of my favorites
NOT So Fun Fact:
Iran means "Aryan" in Farsi (their language); bonus points if you can guess who they were allied with during World War II!
As a half Iranian person I can confirm
I’m Iranian to lose can confirm this
Chator asti
This was the best campaign
The atmosphere and gameplay yeah
The destination it’s set in not so much
Battlefield bad company 2 was the best
@@zerothekitten5283 aye my man and army of two was amazing
I really enjoyed, although the QTEs get annoying
I like how when he says "And thats the end of the game" after describing the intro, he technically isnt wrong
10:09
Boris: am I a joke to you?
This campaign is ethier love it or hate it me personally I loved it
I still remember that in the part with the sniper when you're on the roof they specify that he's using a .50cal. Yet your buddy who gets shot at the start supposedly lives.😂
I beat the game today it was bloody amazing the ending was extremely climatic my only problem was repetition of gameplay
I beat it Wednesday and I was awesome my only complaint was the M2 machine guns not being able to use the sights
What? The campaign is mediocre. Battlefield is played for the multiplayer. If you want an actually good single player fps campaign, try Doom, Half Life, Bioshock, the original Halo trilogy or Serious Sam.
Don't get me wrong. Battlefield 3 is fun. But it is a bag of chips kind of fun. Not a quality meal kind of fun. Don't confuse fun with quality.
@UCheJTZu9AkRKhaCi5DNFd2g everyone is entitled to their opinion and I speak for everyone when I say fuck off and go enjoy yours
@@Supernoxus battlefield only multiplayer you never played bad company and it shows
Exactly how I remember it, awesome video
Great video. I would enjoy watching the full playthrough as well if you still have the original footage. If so, maybe split it up into parts.
Unfortunately I don't have the hard drive space to keep the unedited footage, so it all ends up scrapped when I'm done
0:59 I am pretty sure that is a very detailed description of almost every lad vehicle in the u.s.military garage
2 years after and this still is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen in youtube, i wonder if you are gonna do a CAS of bf 1 or 5.
The guy who plays Blackburn is the same guy who plays gideon in advanced warfare
5:44 To answer your question, Furuk is my family friend's fluffy Pomeranian. Not even a joke. He steals my Chick Fil A fries.
I’m replaying this right now and I looked up videos just to see what people thought of this campaign, this was the second video that appeared, spot on lmao
0:56 "An uncomfortably tiny metal box with 5 other guys"
The only thing inaccurate about this statement is that it's usually like at least 6-8 other guys in involuntary configurations that would make the Kama Sutra blush lol
2:48 sounds like angry and laughing at the same time
the voice actor for vincent d'onofrio's character is Glenn Morshower.
this is hugely underated
Gosh,stop overusing the word "underrated".
@@wokhei3263 no
@@MacDonald2500 Why no?It's annoying.
@@wokhei3263 i don't think its annoying, so no.
@@MacDonald2500 It's annoying when you see thousands of comments using this word.
Alec Baldwin is pissed!? Well goddamn I hope he doesn't fucking shoot me🤣
13:22 Why does that sound like that would fit the lore so perfectly?
Rock in a Hard Place is my favorite Mission
I literally played this game last week i I forgot the middle section of the game
Watching in 2024, it's wild to see which gags survived (and mutated) and which didn't
First mission of BF3 campaign is alone better then entire Battlefield V
"We run over Thatcher" pfffff
in the beginning and the finale part of the game in the train the main character opens a door without help from no one so HA I HAVE DISCREDITED THE WHOLE VIDEO!
Dude that Alec Baldwin joke aged like wine. Jesus christ.
Bet you that to this day, Inferno is still sleeping on his table.
I also wasn’t paying attention during operation guillotine and I was so fricking confused as to why it didn’t count as me clearing the mg nest with a FREAKING GUN.
Man the story might be kinda jank but the moments were incredible. Jets, tanks, sniping, killing a rat after an earthquake, everything Russian related, I remember almost every mission in this game. I could go on and on. Some really really cool moments.
Edit: Also if I remeber correctly every support in the game (campaign or multiplayer) had montez's name on their helmet you just had to kind of glitch to see it. That's a lot of gay lovers
This video now gives me nostalgia
a thrilling story of a man who just wants his damn sandwich from the old guy
Of course the RPG didn’t kill you, you’re not a hotel
It has toggle sprint if you double-press the W.
Is it just me, or does Solomon look kinda like Adam Sandler but older?
Are you alone? Are you alone, eh? (But in Adam Sandler's voice)
God damn how do you not have more subscribers this content is quality.
Hello World, I want you to see this in a year or two when he has 2 mil subs he just hit 20,000 REMEMBER MEEEE!
If that doesn't happen, I'm specifically holding you accountable and coming to your house
Okay, so that checkpoint is just broken for everyone, not just me. Thank god, now I can send death threats to Dice because I'm a gamer
I remember when this dude had 300 subs, time flies
A true OG
10:34 actually Dima its black's father :D its kinda idea that the book (BF3 Book) tells us
Wait a minute Doesn't Blackburn open a door at the end 2 doors actually
He opens quite a lot in the game
I never got past the jet mission finding the trucks is so hard
Who someone that passed this game 4 times, this video is very accurate
That plane mission is the best one though...
11:17 France is now gone yay
Henry Blackburn: An American marine with severe brain damage but can parkour with hundreds of pounds of gear
Dimitri Mayakovsky: Gru Spetsnaz operator who also has brain damage
Johnathan Miller: two twelve year old boys stacked on top of each other in a trench coat that also have an obsession with dinosaurs.
Cole: the all state guy; a black dude who we murder for our sandwich
Solomon: *AAAAH?*
A rocket launcher could actually fuck up a building like that
No lol
11:18
Real getting lit doin drugs vibes
[Do an accurate summary on farcry 3 plz]
keeep doing videos like this
Great freakin story.
This sumnary is 1000% spoiler free™ ©®
A "completely accurate" summary of the Battlefield 3 "Campaign."
13:30 🥱What, no I'm awake!
This channel is underrated.
I like the videos.
That scene with miller really messed me up when i was a kid because the character you play gets killed AND WE GET NO MENTION OF MILLER OR NOT EVEN A MISSION TO GO GET HIM
But we do. The very next mission you find the room he was killed in
I remember playing the fuck outta this multiplayer. Since bf4 didn't work on my xbox360 and since I didn't get a PS4 till late 2015, this was my go to game for like 4 years. I played it almost daily and damn, I miss it.
I think game has one good line and that is. I'm up I'm up I'm fucked up but I'm up.
I need to help my teammate.
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I miss Battlefield 3s amazing multi-player
Come back in there's still a player base
@@manuxx3543 you can't join games tho
@@slickcalf985 ? Why is that ?
You can still look for servers, join them and join friends playing too
@@manuxx3543 I play on Xbox One, my. Connection is fine, but when I go to join a server (map and mode is set to ALL btw) It says to check my connection.
@@slickcalf985 I think BF3 was only for xbox 360
You being able to play it on xbox one was for campaign only
I’m so happy you did this
At least the missions are realistic,unlike CODM MW2,and the recoil is realistic,and about the armour,you want real life game,I am sorry there isn't any game like that...
Arma 3
@@raizenxdd ok.
@@raizenxdd arma 3 isn’t realistic at all
@@Fiwek23452 ofc because it wouldnt be "fun" + you as normal person dont have access to blueprints of real jets or vehicles to model it super realistic or balance it
At one time did Blackburn opened the door without kicking it
brotha much love i am seriously surprised to see that you have only 502 subs!!
whoever is reading this comment plzz like his video so youtube shows this video to more people.
and you rock!
montes was the best character and i was so sad when he died
I do not believe you
@@Williaso yeah huh
11:18 And then the entirety of Paris gets lit as f#$k
13:00 And again!
Best one yet change my fucking mind
Bad Company.
That was funny when inferno was sleeping
7:07 Holy shit 4 years ago we were still talking about Elder Scrolls 6, that’s kind of sad for Bethesda
12:03 Vietnam basically
POV of a amarican 18 year old
“He mistakes us for someone named Motherfucker Hands” 🤣🤣🤣
I just went to watch gameplay of the entire campaign and it took 4 days because I fell asleep Everytime I tried to watch the gameplay
Definetly underrated
Do hardline that will take you a while to handle
Underrated.
Technically yes the beginning of that game was the end of the game
I really liked this campaign
i also got hit by an LAV like 5 times