I think it's in comparison to many of the alien species around them, and not always that they actually are those things by human standards. Let's also take into account things like gravity can have a big impact on how much we can lift, how far we can run, etc, and how controlled the area is with whatever level of gravity is surrounding them. On top of which, our adaptability is one of our greatest traits/strengths, along with our creativity, our ability to think on our feet, and more, so more often than not, given we don't have a lot of the technical information, I give it a pass.
Here's a question with a school like that or technology . Could they give every single student a personal gravity Well device. This way they're about as strong as each other.
If you consider the billions of people on earth, and she is the only student at that institution, she might not be the smartest person she knows, but she is far from the dumbest. Also, if the cafeteria was set up to deal with all of the different lifeforms, it would have to have a standard suite of protocols to prevent someone ordering food that was deadly poison to them. Just to prevent a variety of bio-hazards in both directions her having her gut microbiome, and probably overall microbiome would be a requirement.
For the scariest killers from the scariest planet, humans are amazingly bad at reading the room. The very first thing homedude said to her was to ask if she had a parasite, because she was not dreading the wicked-hard homework. She responded to the parasite part, and yet didn’t respond to his actual words about the homework, or any of the many many people expressing shock. She’s this blind in noticing obvious context clues, but also could spot a tripwire across a path she was jogging.
Ooh. How can the Galixy think Earth is a danger? I think every civilization should be choking the life of each other just to be on the friendly side of Earth.
She taught some aliens. Still, why do the other aliens concider it weird that she physically exerts herself for fun when so many aliens do. The real stupidity is that the teacher said that quantum entanglement was the main form of communication, then shortly afterwards they say that the aliens concider it impossible to use it for communication. The AI can't even keep its lore straight.
We're the only ones who matter. 😂😂😂 seriously, it was probably written by some from the United States. It'd be different if it was written by some from another country.
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Getting better. The humor worked well in the beginning.
Keep going.
your keeping me up at night hearing your stories but this one was fun
Good story with a nice touch of humour. Well done.
This was pretty funny😅 but all these humans are superstrong, superfast, super adaptable, super tough and super everything is a lot to swallow!
I think that might be a part of the genre. Subgenre.
Wait till they find a 250 pound couch potato that is 17 and never gotten a kiss or laid.
I think it's in comparison to many of the alien species around them, and not always that they actually are those things by human standards. Let's also take into account things like gravity can have a big impact on how much we can lift, how far we can run, etc, and how controlled the area is with whatever level of gravity is surrounding them. On top of which, our adaptability is one of our greatest traits/strengths, along with our creativity, our ability to think on our feet, and more, so more often than not, given we don't have a lot of the technical information, I give it a pass.
All the Aliens gravity are all lower than earth's so we would all be faster and stronger i think
Usually the humans aren't super anything. It's just that the aliens are all super weak due to eons of living in hyper-authoritarian mandated safety.
Would live to read a continuation
Here's a question with a school like that or technology . Could they give every single student a personal gravity Well device. This way they're about as strong as each other.
If ITS intergalactic school IM sure they have something like that at least
I wish there was more of the story.
If you consider the billions of people on earth, and she is the only student at that institution, she might not be the smartest person she knows, but she is far from the dumbest. Also, if the cafeteria was set up to deal with all of the different lifeforms, it would have to have a standard suite of protocols to prevent someone ordering food that was deadly poison to them. Just to prevent a variety of bio-hazards in both directions her having her gut microbiome, and probably overall microbiome would be a requirement.
You need to do a story about Earth Adult sports.
Include Buzkashi. Maybe the Biathlon, maybe US Football.
I'd like to see a story about alien kids learning to play baseball with human kids.
Or maybe alien reaction to pole vaulting or parkour.
@@AtomicSquirrelHunter Agreed.
Let's stop undervaluing the aliens in these stories.
Musk was listed because the research into inventors was noncommittal at best.
For the scariest killers from the scariest planet, humans are amazingly bad at reading the room. The very first thing homedude said to her was to ask if she had a parasite, because she was not dreading the wicked-hard homework. She responded to the parasite part, and yet didn’t respond to his actual words about the homework, or any of the many many people expressing shock. She’s this blind in noticing obvious context clues, but also could spot a tripwire across a path she was jogging.
Please, edit the texts
Zachthor floating. lol in my mind I see one of the covenant engineer from Halo
That was pretty cool, thanks
Fun 😊😊😊
i laughed so hard, I nearly pissed my pants.
Pepperoni and mushroom pizza? that’s my favorite!
Ugh! Hold the mushrooms for me please. Make it a thin crust pepperoni lovers with extra cheese and I'm game.
Ooh. How can the Galixy think Earth is a danger? I think every civilization should be choking the life of each other just to be on the friendly side of Earth.
Was this written and performed by AI?
One thing I didn't care for was the inclusion of Musk when mentioning Einstein. Musk doesn't rate being mentioned in that manner.
If she is the only human, who is she doing soccer practice with?
Aliens if you pay attention to the story 😊
She taught some aliens. Still, why do the other aliens concider it weird that she physically exerts herself for fun when so many aliens do.
The real stupidity is that the teacher said that quantum entanglement was the main form of communication, then shortly afterwards they say that the aliens concider it impossible to use it for communication.
The AI can't even keep its lore straight.
Soccer? Has the human race and every nation on the world with the exception of one nation stopped calling it FOOTBALL?
We're the only ones who matter. 😂😂😂 seriously, it was probably written by some from the United States. It'd be different if it was written by some from another country.
Why are all the women named Sarah?
This is at least the 3rd alien named Zaxthor...
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Soooooo...pizza and cocaine? Still seems a bit shocking. I kid, of course, I grew up on pizza and coca-cola.
@@jamesnewcomer4939 When you get to my age either concoction leads to weight - must go for a walk now as feeling guilty...
Funny story I just wanted to warn him at the end 2 things you don’t put on pizza mushrooms and pineapple
So so story with terrible ai narration. Don’t waste time with this site.