Space Jam 2 is a Lie

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  • Space Jam 2 is out. OR IS IT?
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    Song List:
    Credits for songs used for Space Jam 2 Battle for Reality:
    Intro to this song for beginning of basket ball game (Swackhammer in the hall):
    • THE MOTH GATHERER - Th...
    Song that plays for Daffys Betrayal
    • Rafael Anton Irisarri ...
    Song that plays for Jordan standing in rubble (This guy does alternate silent hill music and its unreal)
    • Empty Shells - Silent ...
    Song that plays for 4th dimensional movie bit:
    • BITTER ARCS
    Song that plays for Jordan vs Lebrom
    • Evian Christ - Ultra
    Song for Jordan floating alone:
    • How To Disappear Compl...
    All other music is either from Tekken, or the playlist below:
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  • @supereyepatchwolf3007
    @supereyepatchwolf3007  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7476

    Hey. Sometimes you just gotta get a little wild.
    Just want to shout out my patrons for making this video possible, my last two vids had there revenue claimed (not as bad as demonetization cause they still show up in peoples feeds), which mean I make zero dollars from them, which stings considering combined they have over a million views.
    If it weren’t for my partons, stuff like that would be pretty crippling for me financially, but thanks to them im fine, and can continue doing big crazy projects that dont make much fiscal sense.
    If you’d like to become one, you can do so here (also thank you I love you):
    www.patreon.com/Supereyepatchwolf
    And if not, hey, its cool, hope your having a good day and thanks for watching the video.

    • @p0ppysmic13
      @p0ppysmic13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      so i see this is why. I miss your vids, man I hope to get to your patreon once i learn how to work with it in our country. Hope youre doing well EyepatchWolf!

    • @qualityshitposter9314
      @qualityshitposter9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cringe
      Jk

    • @myc2851
      @myc2851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/QOy9lZDXWns/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/play/PLoz6pdP6-hLU_m6otm8xryZwe8pXuh4OX.html

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Tomorrow’s my birthday, so I’ve accepted this video as my birthday present. Thank you for putting in the effort!

    • @Idk-fo6ih
      @Idk-fo6ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This video is my new favourite thing on TH-cam. Thanks for another banger mate

  • @fursuitjumpscare
    @fursuitjumpscare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    Bruh, you actually had me believing that Space Jam was really a story of a man sacraficing his humanity for sensationalism and a drive for power.

    • @nerdalotdulac8552
      @nerdalotdulac8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Oh man, same here. I don't know if I feel cheated or if I admire Eyepatch even more. Maybe both.

    • @AngryShooter
      @AngryShooter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I don't think part 1 of this video is ironic, but I could be wrong.

    • @OneStarRating
      @OneStarRating 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That's the story of MJ. A man drowning in his own egotism to the point where he only feels somewhat human after his whiskey fix. There was no escape from hubris once he went down that path and now we can all see it for what it is.

    • @safari8447
      @safari8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sameee 😂😭

    • @galemisoki6320
      @galemisoki6320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NO FRFR

  • @juliol527
    @juliol527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3593

    I've never seen someone put so much effort into getting his fanfic read.

    • @chrissullivan6572
      @chrissullivan6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Perks of the job, my guy

    • @KreezySways
      @KreezySways 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @wn950
      @wn950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Was the beginning real or was that fake too? I literally can’t freaking tell

    • @DBStax
      @DBStax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrissullivan6572 tru

    • @DBStax
      @DBStax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wn950 real :)

  • @JamesLee
    @JamesLee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4437

    dunno if I can trust this video. Feels like Michael Jordan pulling the strings, yet again somehow

    • @-sirbananacat-2184
      @-sirbananacat-2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      He's too powerful, we need to put a stop to him and his plans.

    • @jmaster2855
      @jmaster2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Shit man James Lee, I see you've been on a Space Jam downward spiral after losing... well, you know.

    • @rantarific
      @rantarific 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "youre so sexy" - James lee to lola bunny falling on a pit

    • @TommyTheCat_05
      @TommyTheCat_05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Holy shit one of my favorite artists watches another one of my favorite artists... I’m so happy to lmao

    • @knitum403
      @knitum403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sorry James, Not so much talking about Lola Bunny o this video.

  • @wademiller3859
    @wademiller3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    The sad part is that this script is way better than the actual Space Jam sequel we got.

    • @tomby_
      @tomby_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Agreed.

    • @SnowpawShaw
      @SnowpawShaw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Feature length HBO Max commercial

  • @WrathClub
    @WrathClub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4469

    There were multiple points in which I felt I should stop watching this video but I couldn't look away. I had to confront it. I can never go back.

    • @punishedbung4902
      @punishedbung4902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You truly were the mightiest of Lyleberts for this one.

    • @shakacien
      @shakacien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      About 20:00 right?

    • @Crudeman6669
      @Crudeman6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@shakacien I want to erase that scene from my head.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm punching out. Never cared about Space Jam... like everyone in high school saw it, I didn't bother after seeing the branding all over everything and "I Believe I Can Fly" played absolutely everywhere.

    • @jaimelopez364
      @jaimelopez364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fucking same!

  • @jp5394
    @jp5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    Eyepatch Wolf was so disappointed by the trailer he shared his own Space Jam 2 fanfic disguised as a shitpost because he's too embarrassed to admit it

    • @unblorbosyourshows9635
      @unblorbosyourshows9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      tbh i'd be fine if he did more fanfic videos like these, this was really good

    • @MisterLackLustre
      @MisterLackLustre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it's perfection

    • @Archimonde259
      @Archimonde259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He shouldn't be because his fanfic is infinitely better than the jank we got

  • @Hartvigen
    @Hartvigen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20853

    This is the most elaborate shitpost I've ever seen and I fucking love it

    • @Megaritz
      @Megaritz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      I might also recommend "Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden," the excellent fanmade video game sequel to Space Jam that came out around 10 years ago. Unironically a masterpiece.

    • @teacat
      @teacat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Same man, it's like an unnecessally long arg deep dive video but my brain knows it's just a shitpost, but I the editing style makes it feel like it isn't

    • @AStrangeTrap
      @AStrangeTrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yo hentai boy, nice to see you doing some research.

    • @revoe5522
      @revoe5522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Will there be a lola bunny review

    • @thunar1970
      @thunar1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      So this is a shitpost right? I was a little confused at one point.

  • @robot3266
    @robot3266 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I just love how all the Monstars are just variations of the joker and then agent smith is just randomly in there

  • @Pepper_Pip
    @Pepper_Pip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    This feels like April fools video but it was posted in may.

    • @VROSHARD
      @VROSHARD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed 🤣

    • @grennbalze
      @grennbalze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Was going to comment the same. About 1 month late exactly

    • @theinimitablejora522
      @theinimitablejora522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Late, no doubt, but better late than never. Especially when it’s this masterful.

    • @TheCrispAlien
      @TheCrispAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's called Maypril Fool's

    • @wolverdep4739
      @wolverdep4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, that seems about right

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3020

    This is how Jojolion ends

    • @rjrowley3887
      @rjrowley3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I didn't know you're a jojo fan

    • @glenn_danzig
      @glenn_danzig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yare yare da

    • @Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd
      @Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Michael Jordan, the true main villain of JoJolion, initiates infinite calamity, forcing Gappy to activate Soft And Wet Requiem, which creates infinite Space Jam sequels Michael has to star in until the end of time

    • @wasawaman8262
      @wasawaman8262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      love your vids

    • @sv32099
      @sv32099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd damn that gives the final scene of space an air of horror

  • @mrc0bb18
    @mrc0bb18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3256

    Imagine being a long time friend of Eyepatch and one day he asks you to draw for him a yaoi fanfiction of Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny

    • @Lakatu
      @Lakatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      I could never imagine undertaking such an honor

    • @ostrichlord9097
      @ostrichlord9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Just another day in the life

    • @zephaniahhester2761
      @zephaniahhester2761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I'd do it.

    • @maxmad7641
      @maxmad7641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rough night

    • @justintheis9216
      @justintheis9216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hey i haven’t seen the video yet, but this is the top comment. Why?

  • @xreverse_f1ash
    @xreverse_f1ash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    you got me until the interview thing at around 15 minutes in. The shape of the man, the tone of the voice, and the hidden accent underneath all pointed back to none other than the man who made this video. Michael Jordan.

    • @henryapplebottom7231
      @henryapplebottom7231 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Maybe we're all Michael Jordan.

    • @Angelkatz9
      @Angelkatz9 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Maybe the real Michael Jordan was the friends we made along the way

  • @elbradto12
    @elbradto12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    This is probably the best example of “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie” I’ve ever seen.

    • @theblackdragongamer3069
      @theblackdragongamer3069 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s even better as the time where most people figured out it was a sh*tpost was exactly half way through the whole video 😂

  • @TheCreativeCartel
    @TheCreativeCartel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2953

    I thought this was a serious video lmao

    • @akaony
      @akaony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Heck I only got it at the sequel? part XD

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@akaony I found it fishy that the "Warner Executive" was depicted like he was in the witness protection program. And then I realized that, though his voice was heavily distorted, he was speaking in Super Eyepatch Wolf's Irish accent. Then I was 100% sure it was a joke (even though his points about Space Jam 1 made sense)

    • @HyenaDandy
      @HyenaDandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It 50% is :P He's entirely right about the themes and ideas of Space Jam from an analytical perspective.

    • @BrickyB1243
      @BrickyB1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@TheSecondVersion i got it at the twitter part lmao, I died laughing

    • @isaacdishongh2432
      @isaacdishongh2432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i thought so too. i lost my shit when he called that dunk "one of the most profound moments in movie history".

  • @LackingSaint
    @LackingSaint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3556

    This is all true my uncle works on moron mountain

    • @billkormas3460
      @billkormas3460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hi

    • @RoseEyed
      @RoseEyed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You did a Space Jam too!!!!!!

    • @bishop6881
      @bishop6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Was he the “anonymous source” in the VHS?

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Next video when?! I need this parasocial relationship

    • @Julius_Engels-Greer_the_Third
      @Julius_Engels-Greer_the_Third 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Had to double check this video wasn't from Jack Saint

  • @ImAnEmergency
    @ImAnEmergency ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    We need a new category for top-tier elaborate shitpost documentaries

    • @yojcpie6199
      @yojcpie6199 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Atlanta season 4 has an episode just like that

    • @liambrewerpowerlifting
      @liambrewerpowerlifting ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yojcpie6199that goofy movie episode is awesome

    • @nofoodbeforebed
      @nofoodbeforebed ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mockumentaries

    • @Megaritz
      @Megaritz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hazel's video on creepypasta

    • @gardenagnostic
      @gardenagnostic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Megaritzit doesn't feel exactly like a shitpost to me personally, more just a really good horror flick. but that and "the alternate universe pokemon iceberg" by midnight krick is so good. whatever genre these three videos are, i want more. i NEED more.

  • @SaintGekko
    @SaintGekko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    I love the idea that Michael Jordan's face at the end of Space Jam 1 is just him realizing the existential horror of being so good that nothing holds meaning.

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "The only one who can beat me is me."

    • @mr.bluesky8636
      @mr.bluesky8636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@doggerlander That actually sounds like the coolest plot for a sequel tho lol

    • @nait5340
      @nait5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saitama can relate

    • @justaneditygangstar
      @justaneditygangstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine Luffy would be like that once he becomes the Pirate King xD

    • @anoninunen
      @anoninunen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justaneditygangstar The job of a pirate is never done, because noone tells a pirate what not to do.

  • @ramirolosadamedina7843
    @ramirolosadamedina7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    "You wanna know what's up, doc? How about... your fucking life."
    That line is genuinely raw. 10/10 shitpost.

    • @seanrodrigues8184
      @seanrodrigues8184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's when I knew this video was fake, Howard would never say the F word.

    • @trollking6315
      @trollking6315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      A better line would have been, "You wanna know what's up doc? Well how about, what's DOWN? *kicks*

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I would prefer “your time on this earth” because it took me a few tries to realize that by “your life is up” he meant “your life is over”

    • @notsoclearcut978
      @notsoclearcut978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trollking6315 ammo

    • @The7thDraconian
      @The7thDraconian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Honestly, Daffy turning heel is completely in character.

  • @DARE0451
    @DARE0451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2956

    This feels like an April Fools joke that wasn't ready on time but honestly? The fact it released on a completely mundane day adds SO MUCH

    • @herefortheshrimp1469
      @herefortheshrimp1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      I honestly checked at least twice that this wasn’t released on April Fool’s and I just missed it lol

    • @Grantly
      @Grantly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I had to do a triple check too. This was an April fools too late, surely?

    • @DARE0451
      @DARE0451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Grantly Nah I think SEW is just a goddamn visionary

    • @stepsistertrap5992
      @stepsistertrap5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think that this is some of the highest quality shitpost I've ever seen. I refuse to think that someone could make a half-hour dissection about the intricacies of Space Jam and how it analyses our drive as humans while being serious.
      Edit: yeah, this is just the best shitpost video ever.

    • @DARE0451
      @DARE0451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stepsistertrap5992 Sounds like you haven't watched the video bud because that aint what this is.

  • @hypatiaforest366
    @hypatiaforest366 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Imagine letting a movie play for 400 years to then end on a sequel hook

  • @TalkingVidya
    @TalkingVidya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7187

    Weirdest way to present us with your Michael Jordan x Bugs Bunny fanfic, but all power to you

    • @alcerdemon9768
      @alcerdemon9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Amigos a Amantes

    • @JaxonHex
      @JaxonHex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Still better then Fifty Shades of Grey.

    • @JenerikEt
      @JenerikEt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I really thought you were just making fun of john when I first started the video but wow what a turn

    • @unsightedjorge458
      @unsightedjorge458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Siempre ha sido asi y lo amamos por eso

    • @ManuelGuzmanPhotography
      @ManuelGuzmanPhotography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      That slow realization this comment wasn't a joke...

  • @crossf2351
    @crossf2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    My sides got fucking obliterated when he revealed that the Monstars were made up entirely of Joker

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      *AND Agent Smith

    • @glacierwolf2155
      @glacierwolf2155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Daffy: "I'm the Joker, baby!"

    • @psychoticcoconut4047
      @psychoticcoconut4047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A truly overpowered team

    • @NopeNaw
      @NopeNaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hilarious, but ofc my geek brain couldn't help but go "But Warner Bros don't have the rights to the 60s Batman show, Fox (and by extension Disney) does."

    • @marink7332
      @marink7332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i think it was legitimately genius when he broke it up with the agent smith.... then to never do that again. amazing punch line that happened six times

  • @sedona493
    @sedona493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6513

    I cannot fathom that it took me 16 minutes to realize that this was satire. I sat here and agreed for 16 minutes. I feel ashamed.

  • @Cloperella
    @Cloperella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    It's amazing how what is essentially a fake script meant to be a shitpost is still leagues better than what New Legacy wound up being. And I'm not even kidding, the big difference is that despite this being done for a laugh, it had real heart and passion behind it, which is why it's so entertaining.

  • @BonsaiPop
    @BonsaiPop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    This is the most meta shit i've ever experienced.

    • @chriss8455
      @chriss8455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dope channel brah. Love bonsai pop

    • @larsnyman2455
      @larsnyman2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Holy shit, it’s Bonsai Pop
      Nice job on the JJK video

    • @dwightfry99
      @dwightfry99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So meta that I hope it doesn't change the channel. This was fun but I don't want to question whether or not his content is satire.

    • @Girvo747
      @Girvo747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dwightfry99 there’s been one or two other videos that straddle the line a bit if I remember correctly

    • @daisycutter2978
      @daisycutter2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      your work is inspired.

  • @haharharley91
    @haharharley91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    You had me. You fucking had me until the reveal of the director. Dear god this is great.

    • @Lugmillord
      @Lugmillord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yep, my brain was just as slow.

    • @Eddie_Sto
      @Eddie_Sto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I knew it was something. I thought he was gonna say Micheal Jordan is an asshole! 😂 plot twist

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Eddie_Sto In a roundabout way he did: while this video never directly says it, Michael is made out to be a narcissist whose success comes at the expense of his personal connections. That's an asshole by any other name.
      Sorry if I lowered the mood there :P

    • @rokamayono2312
      @rokamayono2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@reloadpsi no made out to be about it. That's just how it was.

  • @Dyler
    @Dyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Michael is gonna take this WHOLE video personally and use it as fuel to make better anime documentaries than Wolf.

    • @conjared2803
      @conjared2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Imagine Michael Jordan doing an analysis video on why Redo of Healer is a subversive masterpiece

    • @MultiLetz
      @MultiLetz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The battle of the titans, that would change the anituber sphere rumble

    • @Kaltagstar96
      @Kaltagstar96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which will hopefully lead to them collaborating on something.

    • @Notben10-s3p
      @Notben10-s3p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's all he needed

    • @GohanLSSJ2
      @GohanLSSJ2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I swear, if he starts to review Anime? Re:Zero should be on the list.

  • @carwyn3691
    @carwyn3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "Handsome guy talks at length about absolute nonsense" is by far the best youtube genre

    • @sammysmith6437
      @sammysmith6437 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could you recommend some more of that for me?

    • @ChuckyMarks
      @ChuckyMarks ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@sammysmith6437I'd say Wendigoons content often falls into that category

    • @Melody_Raventress
      @Melody_Raventress ปีที่แล้ว

      Contender for sexist accent on TH-cam?

  • @Gellus
    @Gellus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Eyepatch went crazy after that whole computer mess and is now posting April Fools videos a month later, his understanding of the passage of time shattered, forever trapped in an endless limbo

    • @kataevellei415
      @kataevellei415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We need Angel Bugs to save the day.

    • @haphazardlark1502
      @haphazardlark1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Something about releasing this so far from April fools day makes it work way better imo. Keeps you fucking listening, that’s for sure. WAIT WHATS HAPPENING NOW??

    • @tokuyou3811
      @tokuyou3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i love how you captured his cadence with this post

  • @mitsukithesnek2607
    @mitsukithesnek2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    The ultimate "You had us in the first half, not gonna lie".

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The existential scream didn't warn you?
      I knew where this was going, but I had no idea the amount of passion and effort that would go into it. o.o
      I'm still in awe.

    • @alicekingston8521
      @alicekingston8521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      When he got to the director is when my dumbass finally realized it was satire, but I was then thinking, "This joke is a little too played out at this point." However when the villains of the WB I was ready for this ride.

    • @mitsukithesnek2607
      @mitsukithesnek2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I guess, I was late...
      I realized it was a joke, when bugs appeared next him in his bed...

    • @Z50nemesis
      @Z50nemesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@juststatedtheobvious9633 i mean the existencial scream is not that different from what he usually covers

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first outright not true thing is that guy with the blank IMDB portfolio. Everything up to then is anywhere between truth and reasonable conjecture.

  • @fenrisulv6156
    @fenrisulv6156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    16 minutes of creepypasta followed by 16 minutes of fanfiction. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @dantex2812
    @dantex2812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This is unironically a more compelling and entertaining story than space jam 2. Not difficult to achieve. But geniously executed

  • @josemembreno3134
    @josemembreno3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    i avoided watching this video for a long time because i assumed it would be a serious discussion about how the movie was just a cash grab and how lifeless the industry has become because of being hungry for money and nothing else. criticisms i agree with, but a stressful topic nonetheless.
    ...how wrong i was.

    • @magacofi
      @magacofi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      What a great way to be wrong about something

    • @josemembreno3134
      @josemembreno3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@magacofi the best way, even!

    • @gio_roll4
      @gio_roll4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same

    • @josemembreno3134
      @josemembreno3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gio_roll4 so there are others...

    • @ronaldinho7490
      @ronaldinho7490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ Jose Membreno exept it really isn't all those things and is just 30-year old neckbeards getting upset that kids movies aren't the exact same and being blinded by nostalgia.

  • @NicoB
    @NicoB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5096

    This feels like a moment where we need McDonald's Michael Jordan.
    "Stop it. Get some help."

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Holy shit, this comment section is such a massive crossover

    • @Andrex2311
      @Andrex2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Of all places to see NicoB... Ok, let's be real, I probably should have expected to see him here.

    • @wingedmirage4226
      @wingedmirage4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh hi Nico!
      The “real” Space Jam 2 and COV crossover when? lol

    • @gracehammond8484
      @gracehammond8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NICO!!! You're awesome!

    • @P5Joker
      @P5Joker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NICO!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ChibiMalzahar
    @ChibiMalzahar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I think this is the final form of eyepatch wolf. Using his captivating and dramatic speech style to make half-hour shitposts and fanfics

    • @Icarusblack1
      @Icarusblack1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And I'm here for it hahahahahha

  • @Higuy7500
    @Higuy7500 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I remember forcing all of my friends to watch this video on the night of my 20th Birthday Party, and being the only one in hysterics, whilst everyone else watched on in disgust and confusion - it is one of my favourite memories :)

  • @oculiocto3185
    @oculiocto3185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Witness as Eyepatch Wolf uses his sobering sincerity to shitpost slash fic with a mood that could only be rivaled by the Pope calling mass to set up a two hour long lead-in to a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" joke.
    Truly Eyepatch Wolf has reached the pinnacle of his career.
    We need to find him competition before he becomes a VTuber just feel something again.

  • @sillypinkette
    @sillypinkette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1793

    okay, but the part where he destroys bugs and throws away his humanity was a little chilling and badass

    • @Card_Gaming115
      @Card_Gaming115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      had me on the edge of my seat literally

    • @wertyppl
      @wertyppl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I REJECT MY HUMANITY, BUGS!

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@wertyppl JORDANNNNNN!!!

    • @asei231
      @asei231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      NO BUT SERIOUSLY THAT WAS SO GOOD- like i wanna animate this SO bad if i had the 1. time 2. motivation and 3. skill because im fucking amature at best.. actually.. i could do this as my senior project.. hmm..

    • @pleaserespond3984
      @pleaserespond3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The entire setup is great, we get from Michael being an asshole hero to full-blown villain in a completely gradual manner. It shows how every great evil was once human and got where they are by holding a principle in higher regard than their own humanity. The connection with LeBron was amazing, too. You would fully expect Michael to actually just lose and go to Heaven with Bugs, content in knowing that there is someone to carry on his legacy of dominating the court. But no, it was never about the basketball. It was about POWER.

  • @MacabreHouse
    @MacabreHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    The complete sincerity in his voice while revealing that the people who working on the movie were all Michael Jordan in different costumes is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Great job on the video man!

  • @--bee--7704
    @--bee--7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I have never watched space jam, but please can someone hire this man to be somesort of alternate space jam director

  • @switch4964
    @switch4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Me: "Man he is really looking way too deep honestly. Eyepatch is really going off the deep end now ain't he?"
    Me seeing Michael Jordan with a beret and glasses Photoshopped on: "Wait a minute..."

    • @raffy234
      @raffy234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      THE ACTUAL EFFING SAME FOR ME

    • @Sakama98
      @Sakama98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well, I wonder if this video script was written by Michael Jordan as well

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait*

  • @AcasualAce
    @AcasualAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    This literally makes Micheal sound like some tragic anime villain

    • @DBStax
      @DBStax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He is tho

    • @retro-ronin
      @retro-ronin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But he is

    • @rocksteadyska6933
      @rocksteadyska6933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      play shut up and jam gaiden, then youll know the truth lol

    • @sheepgoat3843
      @sheepgoat3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@herohamza1196?

    • @herohamza1196
      @herohamza1196 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sheepgoat3843 ?

  • @Ranakel
    @Ranakel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I can't believe he used the Space Jam 2 discourse to put out his gay warner bros fanfiction, the absolute mad lad.

  • @tanks451
    @tanks451 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love the fact that this could've passed as a CreepyPasta and that's what makes it even better

    • @torytellstales
      @torytellstales 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude, when it got to the part where it said and Jordon screams....my TV shut off. Scared the crap out of me 😂

  • @cookie1157
    @cookie1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    “You can’t just turn Space Jam into a shonen battle manga”
    SuperEyepatchWolf: “that’s where you’re wrong kiddo.”

    • @friendlyhobo6483
      @friendlyhobo6483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kuroko No Basket: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Rawyr
      @Rawyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden: "Bruh, you're a tad late"

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He never read Tails Gets Trolled

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@friendlyhobo6483 You mean Basketball Z?

    • @ebiUsher
      @ebiUsher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like a shonen _ai_ battle manga

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    Cell from DBZ wishes he was as Perfect as this video.

    • @TenguBlade
      @TenguBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, hey Jax

    • @c4blackart243
      @c4blackart243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This took me for a tricycle ride down a hallway of disbelief, just to have it suspended by twins who only wished for me to play. And play we did. Lol que the food wars clothes burst.

    • @patrickcalip948
      @patrickcalip948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's good Jax! Just watched your ninja turtles video. Great video.

    • @theopulentone1650
      @theopulentone1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jordan pretty much accomplished what Cell failed to do himself lol

    • @SpiralKipz
      @SpiralKipz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course Jax would be here lmao

  • @ApolloDawn85
    @ApolloDawn85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    This video is proof that regardless of the topic whether it be anime, wrestling, or a fanfic of Space Jam, I’ll apparently dedicate 30 minutes of my life to simply hear this man talk.

    • @derianardor
      @derianardor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Preach

    • @guve25
      @guve25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has a podcast channel called "let's fight a boss"

  • @Gio_Panda
    @Gio_Panda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The casual Bugs Bunny sleeping with Michael Jordan reveal just BROKE ME.

    • @starbirds007
      @starbirds007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      you did NOT have to word it like that 😭

  • @BDtetra
    @BDtetra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    When you write gay fanfic but aren't confident enough to share it, so you come up with a 30 minute shitpost to conceal it

    • @ae1103
      @ae1103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wait what-

    • @garyejoor1135
      @garyejoor1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Oh damn he's right

    • @spirosaris1630
      @spirosaris1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Waaauhahahhaahhaahaaa

    • @johnbob5137
      @johnbob5137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gay fury fanfic*

    • @HyperWraithAL
      @HyperWraithAL 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@johnbob5137gay wrath

  • @EternalXObsession
    @EternalXObsession 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    And here I was innocently thinking his "strangely intimate relationship with Bugs Bunny" was a throwaway joke. Why does this actually have a good setup

  • @casuallectures2655
    @casuallectures2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    I love how Goku was the straw that broke the animator's back

  • @Justin-xn8oi
    @Justin-xn8oi ปีที่แล้ว +109

    FINALLY someone isnt afraid to dig for the truth. a human who is here to expose what needs to be revealed. Thank you

  • @hypan0vaULTRA
    @hypan0vaULTRA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    my suspicions were raised when he began talking about space jam like it was some occult phenomenon and some torturous exploration of the human existence.
    my suspicions were confirmed when he made the director sound like a mysterious entity.
    my suspicions were validated when you could clearly hear wolf's strong irish accent during the "interview with the producer of space jam 1".
    gg, wolf, gg.

  • @Joshikage
    @Joshikage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2756

    this is the best "but can he beat goku" argument i have ever seen in my life

    • @herohamza1196
      @herohamza1196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      More like... BUT HE BEAT DRIP GOKU?

    • @fdsajfldaskjf
      @fdsajfldaskjf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@herohamza1196 Superman vs Drip Goku is a win for Drip Goku ngl

    • @theeye2604
      @theeye2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@herohamza1196 this seems like a fanfic

    • @BBirby
      @BBirby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I SAW THIS COMMENT THINKING IT WAS A JOKE WHEN I GOT THE THE WEIRD STUFF, WHAT THE FUCK

    • @theeye2604
      @theeye2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BBirby sir this is the internet

  • @ErmiteModerne
    @ErmiteModerne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    This video is canon.

    • @MissLouva
      @MissLouva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Salut l'ermite

    • @themecoptera9258
      @themecoptera9258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Space jam gaiden

    • @mohamedrawadali7938
      @mohamedrawadali7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh l'ermiiiiite

    • @desfigon8552
      @desfigon8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ce crossover improbable entre les youtubers, merci l'ermite!

    • @Serpillard
      @Serpillard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Je vois que les fous se rencontrent...

  • @tylerrose9758
    @tylerrose9758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    It's adorable how much Eyepatch can't disguise his voice and how clear it is that he is the Warner Executive. 😂
    Great video mate!

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    I really wanna see all the failed takes where John breaks out in laughter trying to read his Space Jam fanfic out loud

    • @rayzorduality2396
      @rayzorduality2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
      Yes, yes and more yes...

    • @san-t7700
      @san-t7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Fanfic? This is clearly a very real script which was written by a very real Micheal Jordan

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3844

    I love that Michael Jordan has unironically become what the Internet has turned Goku into: A battle-frenzied lunatic looking for any and all characters in fiction to defeat.

    • @CPCasey
      @CPCasey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I mean…it’s pretty accurate

    • @herohamza1196
      @herohamza1196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      drip goku vs neo michael jordan the infinity slayer will go crazy

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@CPCasey
      The biggest difference is Goku just wants to have fun fighting stronger and stronger people.
      Michael Jordan wants to prove that he isn't at the peak, _he is the peak, and only he decides how tall that peak is._

    • @neilzeppeli1614
      @neilzeppeli1614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Jason_Altea "So you think that this is the summit? Okay, fine. I''ll make an even higher one."

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But that's canon Goku, it's no meme, he is a battle hungry sociopath.

  • @thehumblewolf
    @thehumblewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    This story was by FAR better than what the actual movie was. HBO should have bought the rights and made this instead.

    • @larsnyman2455
      @larsnyman2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m with you on that one, all the way

    • @lissy_love64
      @lissy_love64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Actually the fact that like alot of these shit post concepts actually made it into the movie

    • @Asian2706
      @Asian2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel bad for you if you think this is legit.

    • @thehumblewolf
      @thehumblewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Asian2706 I feel worse for you

    • @thehumblewolf
      @thehumblewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Asian2706 no one is mad lol but what was the condition you said you had? We can be accommodating =)

  • @riymeep6708
    @riymeep6708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I find 6:16 hilarious. Just this deep, meaningful part about the reality of Michael Jordan immediately turning into being about Space Jam and it took me too long to realize this was satire

  • @gregcadman6559
    @gregcadman6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Jokes aside, the part where Michael Jordan calls back to his early line about Bugs being "what keeps me human" was actually sick from a narrative standpoint. Having an early line come back with a brand new, totally different meaning is just the best shit ever. Some legit good storytelling going on in this video.

    • @SpaceOcelot4548
      @SpaceOcelot4548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ikr that shit was good fr

    • @mohamedrawadali7938
      @mohamedrawadali7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eyepatch is a storytelling genius

    • @wize1ner
      @wize1ner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right, I was thinking "damn they need to make this movie"

    • @ramirolosadamedina7843
      @ramirolosadamedina7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, for something that's meant to be a shitpost, it genuinely well written.

  • @GUIZZARD
    @GUIZZARD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    I’d been holding a laugh for a full 19 minutes straight but the moment that bugs bunny appeared at the side of Michael Jordan's bed I just fucking lost it. It's been several minutes now, the video keeps going and I just keep laughing again. My biggest thanks to everyone who contributed to making this video possible.

    • @Sunny_Haven
      @Sunny_Haven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I burst into laughter at that exact moment too, it was too much.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This video is a masterpiece

    • @wyrmworks6991
      @wyrmworks6991 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      This was the moment I started laughing too, that was incredible. The fact that Bugs is just *there*, the concern and intimacy that implies he’s been there for many of these nightmares. Are they married? Secretly together because the world wouldn’t accept them? What does cartoon sex look like? So many questions, and yet all of the answers are amazing

  • @sharkrazor_5313
    @sharkrazor_5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I can’t believe this man not only tricked me into reading his Michael Jordan x Bugs Bunny Space Jam fic, but also made me enjoy it unironically all the way through

    • @haphazardlark1502
      @haphazardlark1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven’t had something demand my full attention the whole way through like this video did for years

    • @moss5356
      @moss5356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      best Jordan x Bugs Bunny fan fic I’ve seen so far

  • @Marioroops
    @Marioroops ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You could have given me 100 guesses to figure out where this video was going... and I wouldn't have even come close. Love it

  • @RicardoMenson
    @RicardoMenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Wolf just needed an excuse to post his fanfic.

  • @SteamyLinguini
    @SteamyLinguini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Punished Daffy is my new favorite tragic villain and I thought I’d never type that out ever in my life.

  • @snoopsq.527
    @snoopsq.527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    The way how Bugs Bunny got betrayed twice was just absolutely raw.

  • @jacksonbarkerthebluehairedfox
    @jacksonbarkerthebluehairedfox ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The talent and dedication of this man to make a satirical documentary about a loony toons basketball movie.

  • @phantomfenrir4976
    @phantomfenrir4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    This is just a 30 minutes glorified yaoi fanfiction with good production value.
    And i enjoyed every second of it.

  • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
    @MessatsuGoshoryu02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Years, even decades from now, there will eventually be a kid that watches this video and think it's all real as much as we thought Lavender Town syndrome was real

    • @sammyday9743
      @sammyday9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like that thought. Thank you

    • @TheMedjed-k9n
      @TheMedjed-k9n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This video is real idiot 😡 I would know, I’m Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny Aborted child.

    • @jolitero
      @jolitero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The day I realized the Lavender Town syndrome was fake my life crumbled

    • @TSC0000
      @TSC0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People actually believed the lavender town shit posts?

    • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
      @MessatsuGoshoryu02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TSC0000 Ehy cut me some slack now, everybody believed that in 2009

  • @gandalfthegrey1873
    @gandalfthegrey1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    All joking aside the artist here Rebecca Reynolds/Brobexx is deeply talented. Her drawings are so good at giving the illusion of movement and speed and have such a great sense of drama.

    • @adhdweirdo4314
      @adhdweirdo4314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I especially lo-lov my god I can’t write this without laughing, i, especially loved the *make out sessions between b-bugs bunny a-and Michael Jordon*

  • @MatchaTheVibeking
    @MatchaTheVibeking ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The moment Michael grabbed bugs' neck was more compelling and evoked more emotion out of me than anything netflix has ever spat out.

    • @faxenmacher4633
      @faxenmacher4633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your taste in Netflix seems to be questionable.

  • @RizzlerLegacy
    @RizzlerLegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    This video starts like a creepypasta, and I wholeheartedly accept, expect, and demand such a thing promptly.

  • @viktorberzinsky4781
    @viktorberzinsky4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    How it starts: A discussion of Michael Jordan's career that makes him sound as if he's a shonen battle manga character. Always striving to be the best and pushing others to get on his level.
    How it ends: Neon Genesis Michael Jordan or Space Jam: Akira....Directed at least partially by Satoshi Kon.

    • @Fighter_53
      @Fighter_53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...Michael Jordan was the Goku of the 90s NBA scene
      ...Guess the Bulls are the Z-Fighters???
      UPDATE:
      who the fuck would the villains be exactly if we're equating Michael to Goku

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goku’s a Saiyan, whereas Michael Jordan’s only a human!

    • @Fighter_53
      @Fighter_53 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SlapstickGenius23
      I am aware. Just a bit of a joke, although prob not very funny. ^^;

  • @irenebloodrose3886
    @irenebloodrose3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    No but the idea of a character losing their only connection to their humanity, the one thing holding them back? It's an incredibly compelling story. Like fuck man I love it.

    • @davidjones8043
      @davidjones8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@itme5978 like Thanos with Gamora?

    • @darkmeruem992
      @darkmeruem992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there is a character like that named toguro from an anime

    • @nckv
      @nckv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zaheer losing P'li

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itme5978 thats how children write stories, what

    • @kaitlin9288
      @kaitlin9288 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Michael Jordan is basically Griffith lmao

  • @Killer-fb7io
    @Killer-fb7io 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This video is really haunting knowing that he make it from horror of hitting 1 million views and is now terrified that nothing changed and he lost everything and is chasing something which is infinite .... which mean faceless

  • @paradise8061
    @paradise8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    i cant believe michael jordan performed the chaos dunk and destroyed all of existence

    • @MegaDeathRay10
      @MegaDeathRay10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Warning the following comment is canon

    • @partypants5629
      @partypants5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Geez, spoilers!

    • @yochlel2642
      @yochlel2642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Of course! The whole trilogy was ment to be a prequel for Charles Barkley's Shut Up And Jam 2! How could we have been so blind?!

    • @MusicFromAnotherTime
      @MusicFromAnotherTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where is Hoops Barkley in this conspiracy? Gotta look into him.

    • @lawtonadams4235
      @lawtonadams4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MusicFromAnotherTime there was footage of him at the beginning as one of the people that he singled out and crushed.

  • @LadyGrayce
    @LadyGrayce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    when you first released this video, I was intrigued. then amused. then disturbed. and then bewildered. but now I am enamored, and cannot go a single day without watching it

    • @lsdeann_3293
      @lsdeann_3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      At first, I was afraid. I was petrified..

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is impressiveb

    • @MamaWheelz
      @MamaWheelz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's that going, btw?

    • @LadyGrayce
      @LadyGrayce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@MamaWheelz It has a stronger hold on me than any drug ever could. it defines my life in its entirety. this video is as omnipresent as the concept of existence. I am forever intertwined with Space Jam 2: Battle for Reality

    • @nathanielreichley4640
      @nathanielreichley4640 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've watched it twice

  • @peytonstarkovich2082
    @peytonstarkovich2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    “Jesus Christ this shit is profound. I should have thought about Space Ja-“
    *Bugs Bunny kisses Micheal Jordan.*
    “God fucking dammit.”

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You know this is somebody's fetish

    • @Mripoststupidstuff
      @Mripoststupidstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He had me right up until that moment... Fucking brilliant!

    • @supremechaosbeing2696
      @supremechaosbeing2696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you, @@karlmarx2395

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The best shit posts are the ones you don't realize are shit posts at first.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did you not realize sooner??? 😂😂

  • @quirkyqwerty2840
    @quirkyqwerty2840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This makes so much more sense in light of the influence video.
    ...wait, did you just compare yourself to Michael Jordan-

  • @Strabius
    @Strabius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Michael Jordan being every single person who worked on Space Jam and it's just his picture with photoshopped clothes over him was what broke me agdhsnfjsjfjajdds

  • @airshow406
    @airshow406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    There’s actually an updated revision to the Daffy betrayal scene after some notes:
    Bugs clings desperately to the cliff face, trying to escape the fiery doom that waits below. He sees Daffy approach the edge and cries out:
    Bugs: Daffy! Brother! Help me!
    Daffy regards him coldly for a moment before suddenly lunging forward and digging his fingers into Bugs’ hands, eliciting a cry of pain from the bunny. Daffy speaks slowly as a dawning look of horror spreads across Bugs’ face:
    Daffy: That’s. All. Folks.
    He then casts the helpless Bugs to his death as a dismayed “NOOOO” bursts from Jordan.

  • @thefirmamentalist9922
    @thefirmamentalist9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    “It’s one of the most profound and horrifying moments in cinema history” made me chuckle

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Found the Movie Fan, seriously chill

    • @HattedGamer01
      @HattedGamer01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aturchomicz821 Seems like you're the one who needs to chill.

  • @bubblelove12
    @bubblelove12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    14 minutes in i finally got to the "found interview footage" and i just couldn't stop laughing. i was dead focused for 14 whole minutes but the voice modifier broke me. man, i love this guy's content

  • @TheShuckmeister
    @TheShuckmeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    I can respect the shitpost

    • @dragoncrafter3956
      @dragoncrafter3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Didn’t expect to see you here.

    • @carlosorellana2021
      @carlosorellana2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dragoncrafter3956 ya it is weird to see the shuck here

    • @TheMikeNos
      @TheMikeNos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ok.

    • @Deoxys911
      @Deoxys911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that what you'd call it? I thought it was just an out-of-season April Fools' Day joke.

    • @raymanfan9265
      @raymanfan9265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is an Omega level shitpost.

  • @GreenGearStudio
    @GreenGearStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Alternate title: Eyepatch spends 15 minutes justifying his yaoi space jam fanfiction

  • @cadenmeyer414
    @cadenmeyer414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    If "Miracle Jan Doh" is an acronym for Michael Jordan, then Michael B Jordan can be rearranged into "Miracle Hand Job"

    • @Venator82
      @Venator82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Making the real observations.

    • @dinodoestuff
      @dinodoestuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Not acronym, anagram
      Small fix but yeah

    • @Cluv22
      @Cluv22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is so crazy that I love it.

    • @augustgreig9420
      @augustgreig9420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You are clearly one of those geniuses like the one's at the school for the gifted that Lisa Simpson went to before she realized that she preferred to be a big fish in a small pond and then went back to Springfield elementary.

    • @ballisticm0use72
      @ballisticm0use72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah it's missing the D for that

  • @StormSnakeMG
    @StormSnakeMG ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I keep coming back to this video every so often b/c it's half interesting documentary on Michael Jordan, and half absolute batshit crazy storytelling that somehow just WORKS. Genuinely one of my favorite videos ever.

  • @PixxelTrixx
    @PixxelTrixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    He really took the Lola nerf badly

    • @divop_
      @divop_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ong 💀

    • @cybercop0083
      @cybercop0083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Who cares about Lola? Michael found his Bugs Bae!

    • @polyman6859
      @polyman6859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all did…

    • @PixxelTrixx
      @PixxelTrixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@polyman6859 1 year later and I am still trying to heal.....

    • @polyman6859
      @polyman6859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PixxelTrixx Chin up brother.

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    That moment when you're too busy researching fake psychics that you aren't able to complete your Michael Jordan April Fools video in time

  • @Joescotterpuss
    @Joescotterpuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "So what's your favorite anime?"
    "Space Jam 2. I love how they portrayed Michael Jordan and Bugs relationship."

    • @reNINTENDO
      @reNINTENDO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "So what's your favorite acting performance?"
      "Heath Ledger as the Joker in Space Jam 2."

    • @Aesoporific
      @Aesoporific 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In Japan, that would be a perfectly valid answer. In the west, people get oddly snobby about what is and isn't anime.

  • @terstbrows3374
    @terstbrows3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My jaw quite literally dropped when Jordan killed Bugs in heaven holy shit

  • @Davies46
    @Davies46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Was it creepypasta? Was it fanfiction? Did i watch the whole thing? Yes.

  • @VideoGameAnimationStudy
    @VideoGameAnimationStudy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    14:13 is when I realised...

    • @b0neless437
      @b0neless437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It took me far too long phahahaha

    • @cupohappiness1416
      @cupohappiness1416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Freese frame with a contorted horrified scream part tipped me off XD

    • @SilverYPheonix
      @SilverYPheonix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, a nice creepypasta

    • @CreationSGame01
      @CreationSGame01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When he said chimera I knew around 10 minutes

    • @mwedreitheshadow
      @mwedreitheshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, is this a reference to something?

  • @shinkinotenki
    @shinkinotenki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "Have you seen Space Jam 2?"
    "Yes! Well, no...it's complicated."

  • @TheMaximus-ho3jz
    @TheMaximus-ho3jz ปีที่แล้ว +13

    so basically, I got baited into watching a Bugs Bunny x Michael Jordan fanfic. I love you, Super Eyepatch Wolf.

  • @takeru3159
    @takeru3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Now knowing that John has spent several months struggling with Dell, I can't help but wonder if Michael Jordan secretly got a job as a Dell repair man to get John's address. It would explain the "knocked at the door but no one answered."

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know the CEO of Dell is named Michael, no? 🤨

  • @Juay_deRito
    @Juay_deRito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

    • @HelluvaOpp
      @HelluvaOpp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wacha mean???

    • @JohnDoe-gx8di
      @JohnDoe-gx8di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They really did

    • @EdiPooH9
      @EdiPooH9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sheeeesh

    • @frantzkenol6720
      @frantzkenol6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is absolutely brilliant. I’ve never been more captivated by total nonsense

    • @franchica
      @franchica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exceptional use of this quote. Well played.

  • @SuperDuperHappyTime
    @SuperDuperHappyTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Warner Bros: *Space Jam 2 Exists*
    Super Eyepatch Wolf: "And I took that personally."