Dagoth Ur rants about M&Ms

Life can get boring beyond the Ghost Gate. Thankfully for Dagoth Ur, his sleepers occasionally bring him his favorite candy. Enjoy Dagoth's musings on candy eugenics
#dagothur #ai #aivoice #morrowind #elevenlabs #aimemes #m&ms

[@EndlessVacuum]

The way he enunciates 'M&M' is grand and intoxicating.

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

M and MEEEMS

[@kristiankonev5190]

M&MIMS

[@pyrokine9538]

The EHM AND EHMS

[@nemtudom5074]

I love that he pronounces m&m's differently each time

[@IabesQ]

THIS is the true purpose of ElvenAI. Reading old greentexts. 10/10.

[@romanabenitez]

I don’t laugh ever nothing brings me joy. But the grant money thing was hilarious.

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

I'm glad I could bring some marginal hilarity

[@chesterstevens8870]

Ah, a classic 4chan shitpost. You've done your homework, sir. I commend you.

[@cannondorf]

It’s almost like 4chan shitposts were ahead of their time. Someone else also made the “I fucking hate gaming laptops” shitpost into a Dagoth video and it indeed honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

[@bigbrainbuck6295]

​@@cannondorf link?

[@cannondorf]

@@bigbrainbuck6295 just search “dagoth ur hates gaming laptops” here on TH-cam and it should pop up

[@nashviper4586]

Next time I acquire M and Ms I shall try this marvelous strategy aswell.

[@lf4227]

What a grand and intoxicating copypasta. Come Moon and Star, enjoy the innocence of the sauce.

[@etherz0ne]

What a grand and intoxicating innocence

[@grayemerald5159]

Good work proving the red and brown M&Ms to be worthy of the 6th House and the Tribe Unmourned.

[@SymbolsWriter]

1:30 I too enjoy a fine bag of plain M&Memes on occasion

[@rougenarwhal8378]

two flaws in your logic: your thumb and index fingers would apply an unequal force to each M&M, sullying the purity of the competition. As well as the great warrior Dagoth Ur would know, the stress of battle can bring down even the most skilled of veterans, and despite being superior to their opponent, the current champion may be brought down low by a weaker M&M who would not have survived this long if they were the champion thus far

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

Now this is an excellent point. Certainly the simple order in which the M&Ms are chosen may decide fate based solely on a lottery system. It is unfair. Just like real life.

[@TrashEater2729]

'Dagoth Darwin Ur'

[@leemo1439]

these dagoth shitposts bring me endless joy, please make more 😀

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

I have a few in the works and some more on this channel

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

th-cam.com/video/aCIwZpa8iE0/w-d-xo.html just finished this one

[@Biodeamon]

man I remember this ancient relic of a copypasta

[@LookingGlass69]

_There can be only one_
HERE WE ARE
BORN TO BE KINGS
WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE

[@y.t.d.7912]

What a fun way to eat M&M's,
The M&M Tournament
(Survive Or Be Eaten)
(Only One Will Be Chapin)

[@robertsides3626]

EHM and EHMS

[@delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056]

"em and mimns"

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

I'm so glad someone else does m&m duels

[@primary2630]

Ok that made me laugh my ass off lmao. Im gonna do this now

[@NotTheWheel]

Bro. The same.
I do it with skittles too.

[@mr.smoilboy3091]

A wonderful idea

[@Riley_Mundt]

I too enjoy M And Mim's.

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

Hello fellow M & MIM enjoyer

[@vertice2759]

Nah only do this too skittles is he mad!

[@deciusvarus]

Candy Eugenics?
This is peak modernity

[@starchcontrast4214]

BRO I DO THIS EXACT THING it's not really about breeding M&Ms or anything but I LITERALLY DO THIS IT'S FUN AS ALL GET OUT why would you want to make *stronger* M&Ms? would you eventually reach an M&M singularity where you could no longer eat them??? BUT YEAH I DO THIS CRAP ALL THE TIME IT'S GREAT

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

I thought this was about to be the tucker carlson m&m rant.

[@kolinkhuen-kryk5721]

omgthebest

[@Blackcat70_]

How the F does Dagoth know this shit... he also left out the parts where each emm&emm must be sequestered and readied for battle.. AND IF per chance a conjoined peanut M&mmm is found amongst the throng of battle ready candy-coated particpants, it is to be HELD HIGH among the masses to watch the proceedings until the EmE&eMe War has concluded, the Chocolatey Champion has been chosen, and the time to for the Double-Nut King be eaten has been reached.

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

Imagine how long it would take to do all of this with the 2lbs bag

[@dimitrivukasin6867]

This version of Dagoth Ur is the lawful good version of a psychopath.

[@TheDive99]

Why do I remember this as a skittle thing?

[@allydoodah]

This is hilarious

[@AceD500]

Blue M&Ms are nice but Brown are last longer

[@Cragmortis]

I thought I was the only one ;w;

[@Timothious_Maximus]

Not just me then?

[@Darksoulpoetry]

i want to play this game.

[@PowerSkiff12]

He’s not exactly ranting but

[@darthhavokk701]

Ever since they went woke i no longer eat "M and M's" as Dagoth puts it 👋☺️

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

I suppose our hero didn't weed out all of the genetically inferior ones. The woke EM & Mims were too numerous.

[@otherguy___4293]

OH MY GOD! I DID THE DUEL THING TOO! Who else?

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

A man of culture, I see.

[@NCRForLife]

thats cool but what about the green ones?