yeah. and if you start thinking about all the food they destroy every day. there's so much food on the planet and still, there are people starving. so why not take it and give it to the hungry. fuck the system!
You like 1. Stealing Food From Friends 2. Stealing Food From The Night 3. Stealing Food From The Shops 4. Stealing Food From The Lorry 5. Stealing Food From The Warehouse Got It.
I thought I'd do some interpreting for non-European audiences. Chips = Known as "fries" to Americans. Biscuit = Unlike American biscuits, which are soft and craggy, biscuits in the UK are more uniform in shape and pretty similar to cookies. Sometimes they're coated in chocolate. Jumper = A sweater. A1(M) = The designation given to a series of four separate motorway sections in England. Hatfield = A town located in the county of Hertfordshire, England. Lorry = Known as a "truck" to Americans. Sainsbury's = Major supermarket chain in the UK. Nik Naks = Brand name of a British corn-based snack that's similar to Crunchy Cheetos (but with non-cheese flavors). There is also a South African snack with the same name with similar features. Hobnobs = See "Biscuit"; Hobnobs is a brand name. Volez les... = French for "Steal the..." Vol-au-vent = Hollow puff pastry with a savory creamy filling. It's pretty similar to chicken pot pie. Doesn't always have chicken; it can be filled with ham, mushrooms, salmon, etc. Lurpak = Danish brand name of butter. Snack a Jacks = Flavored discs of puffed rice, made by Quaker. If you're familiar with Quaker brand Rice Cakes in North America, they're pretty similar. Jaffa Cakes = Biscuit-sized cakes made of layers of Genoise sponge cake, orange flavored jam, and a chocolate coating. Penguins = A chocolate-based snack that is similar to Australian "Tim Tams." Jay Foreman says to "pick up the Penguins," referencing the official slogan, "P...P...P...Pick up a...Penguin." Yum-Yums = A type of glazed donut that is long and twisted, instead of round with a hole in the middle. Sweeties = From what I can tell, this is just a generic term, like "Candy."
Props to Jay for still looking through these comments 12 years later. Also, if you see this Jay then will we be getting more music? I know your into map stuff now but you never know.
Hello! I use an app that shows me all comments across my channel, no matter how old the video is. There’s no plans to make any more songs for this channel, I’m afraid. Whereas this channel used to be a casual dumping ground for all my videos, live clips and all, it’s now become my full-time job. And I’m afraid I’m compelled by The Algorithm with a capital A to keep this channel for educational map-related videos only. I’ve not given up on my musical comedy though. I’m still gigging and touring, I just won’t be adding clips to this channel anymore. Maybe I’ll start a second channel for music stuff. Haven’t decided yet. And haven’t really written much new stuff in a long time. Keep an eye on my website and twitter for updates on any music stuff I might be working on in the future.
@@JayForeman Maybe an idea if you have any comedy videos that are not like Map Men or Unfinished London would be to create a second channel which you could use as a dumping ground. This is just an idea though
Well, if you consider that only Purple Shirt Guy did anything and everyone else just got in behind him and slowed the whole process down, one person would have been better.
When this video was uploaded, I had just started university, was dating my first girlfriend, I was thin, and I was lost and confused about the direction my life was going in. Now that first girlfriend is married to someone else, I'm single and overweight, and I'm still lost and confused about the direction my life is going in. Probably because of all the food I stole. Thanks for making me feel so old today, Mr Jay Foreman, sir.
I have but TWO things to say: 1) What a crowbar of nostalgia it is the face to recognise that York Costcutter! It made me realise that I only narrowly missed Jay's time at the uni, as I began my first year in 2010. 😭 2) I recognised Will Seaward as the man in the van! How far back does the gang go?!
I'm guessing its the Simon Winkler from the credits. I cant tell which of them that is though. Google has a couple of Simon Winklers, including one that looks like he might be in the right age range, but he doesnt really look like anyone in the video
Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood Though my friends say that I shouldn't There is nothing that I wouldn't Steal Food, Food, Food, Food, Food I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac While my friends are having dinner is when I like to attack I say "Look, what's that behind you?" And they turn around to see, Then I finish what they're eating and I say "It wasn't me" Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood Food is so much more delicious if my friends are all suspicious Stealing Food, Food, Food, Food, Food Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your apetite Is to eat from your friend's cupboards in the middle of the night But no matter if you're tempted, you should never take the lot; Leave the packaging behind, remind them what they haven't got Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food When I risk it for a biscuit then I'm in a good mood It's the best of all decisions, going klepto on provisions Steal Food, Food, Food, Food, Food At the local supermarket they've got food on every shelf Simply hide it in your jumper: you can take it for yourself If the camera doesn't see you and you're relatively quick You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick Run away-ing without paying puts me in a good mood With my method, tried and tested, I will never be arrested On the A1 in Hatfield there's warehouse, yes that's right Massive lorryloads of food go in and out all day and night If you're clever with your timings and there's 10 of you, at least You'll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food Jacking lorryloads from Sainsbury's puts me in a good mood Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing Stealing Food, Food, Food, Food, Food Pinch the peanuts, Nick the Nik-Naks, Take the Teabags, Burgle the Beef Burgers Grab the Grape Juice Rob the Rice Cakes Heist the Hob Nobs Vole le Vol Le Vent Lift the Lurpak Snatch the Snack-A-Jacks Jack the Jaffa Cakes Pick up the Penguins Yoink the Yum-Yums Swipe the Sweeties Stealing Food
To be fair, this video is from 2008. That particular Costcutter is the one in Market Square of the Heslington West campus of the University of York, and it's now a Nisa (as of about 2014)
Not sure if you still read comments from videos this old but I find myself coming back to your songs every now and then (I've actually purchased your albums a few years back!). It's not just the lyrics I really love but also the accompanying music. While I don't play music myself, I really appreciate the little details like the catchy bass notes and certain chord progressions. I can't really explain but everything is just brilliant. Jay for the love of heck, please write more songs and consider putting them on Spotify (use a distributor like DistroKid, CD Baby, Ditto, TuneCore, etc). Maybe make a separate music channel if this one isn't suited anymore. You're a top notch songwriter and I'd love to hear more original music from you. Much love
on a recent school trip students were able to do a musical performance. we did this song while doing some acting. i can now flex that our performance was the teachers' favourite.
@@belgianlettuce5409 I call it the "Silly Semi-Educational TH-camr Effect", be it Tom, Jay or someone else, they're all free from the shackles of aging
Oh my bloody goodness. I was watching a live version of this and I want to this exact video and it actually made the music actually made sense and is not ''Stealing food eating'' then ''Jack the Jaffa Cakes'', it was actually good
My TH-cam Studio App alerts me of the latest comments from across my channel, no matter how old the video is. Responding to comments is a fun way to spend the time if I’m, say, bored on an escalator.
I like how the music video progresses from Jay being a petty food stealer who takes food from his friends until it goes to him shoplifting and then hijacking a whole vehicle full of food
whenever I am in a bad mood I listen to this and it reminds me of being a nightmare student housemate and I'm glad I have such a capacity for playful menace buried deep within my soul
Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Eating what belongs to others Puts me in a good mood Though my friends say that I shouldn't There is nothing that I wouldn't Steal, food, food, food, food, food I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac While my friends are having dinner Is when I like to attack I say "look, what’s that behind you?" And they turn around to see Then I finish what they're eating And I say it wasn't me Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Chiefing chips and pinching Pringles Puts me in a good mood Food is so much more delicious If my friends are all suspicious Stealing food, food, food, food, food Now, the most efficient way To satisfy your appetite Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards In the middle of the night But no matter if you’re tempted You should never take the lot Leave the packaging behind Remind them what they haven’t got Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food When I risk it for a biscuit Then I'm in a good mood It's the best of all decisions Going klepto on provisions Stealing food, food, food, food, food At the local supermarket They've got food on every shelf Simply hide it in your jumper You can take it for yourself If the camera doesn't see you And you're relatively quick You can fill yourself for days With all the things that you can nick Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Run-away-ing without paying Puts me in a good mood With my method tried and tested I will never be arrested Stealing food, food, food, food, food On the A1(M) in Hatfield There’s a warehouse, yes that’s right Massive lorry-loads of food Go in and out all day and night If you’re clever with your timing And there’s ten of you at least You’ll be driving home a lorry With a veritable feast Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys Puts me in a good mood Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing Food, food, food, food, food Pinch the peanuts Nick the Nik Naks Take the teabags Burgle the beef burgers Grab the grape juice Rob the rice cakes Heist the Hobnobs Volez les vol-au-vents Lift the Lurpak Snatch the Snack a Jacks Jack the Jaffa Cakes Pick up the Penguins Yoink the yum-yums Swipe the sweeties Stealing food
This is the same person who taught me about how the uk parliament works
Knowing how the uk parliament works and becoming a food snatching anarchist is basically the same.
yep
Norris is not a pptato
Aa
@@gamingx5750 Said by a person who can't spell Boris or potato. Very convincing.
'Run away-ing without paying" is a criminally underrated line
Finally, someone who gets it
My man, people have been praising that line for 12 years.
Literally criminal.
*CRIMINALLY* underrated
criminally indeed
I love how it starts of as just pinching your friend's food, then it progressively gets more and more serious/illegal.
yeah. and if you start thinking about all the food they destroy every day. there's so much food on the planet and still, there are people starving. so why not take it and give it to the hungry. fuck the system!
WELL DONE, YOU UNDERSTAND THE JOKE!
@Svetlana Orekhova that’s not what this song is about
I was about to comment the exact same thing
@@svetlanaorekhova1223 Yay a tumblrina/rabid redditor watching the point fly way over their head.
1) Why is this only coming up on my feed now?
2) How have you not aged in 11 years??!!
Typical TH-cam- Here’s a song we thing you’ll like from nearly 13 years ago
It’s his grandmas food
"Feed"
He was born looking like that, he will always look like that. Jay Foreman's face is eternal.
Huh,
This song genuinely makes me so happy
He knows, shit
lovee thus
Not as happy as stealing food though
oh hey kovu
Me too
THAT's where his grandma got her food from!
Note: it's a reference to th-cam.com/video/B_XmUm1SMr0/w-d-xo.html.
The Hartford warehouse?
Good do more of things im form 2020
Rip grama
@@alexanimations1168 It is the Hatfield Ocado Warehouse probably not the "Hatford Warehouse"
He risked it for the biscuit when no one else did.
We be living in 2017 while he living in 3017
Jeff Jones there's a bandicoot a-boot
10 years later
No 10017
Stealing Food!
this song has spoken to me in so many ways since I started university
oof
allow me to just hop into the thread
You like
1. Stealing Food From Friends
2. Stealing Food From The Night
3. Stealing Food From The Shops
4. Stealing Food From The Lorry
5. Stealing Food From The Warehouse
Got It.
@@professiggitways hello commie
I thought I'd do some interpreting for non-European audiences.
Chips = Known as "fries" to Americans.
Biscuit = Unlike American biscuits, which are soft and craggy, biscuits in the UK are more uniform in shape and pretty similar to cookies. Sometimes they're coated in chocolate.
Jumper = A sweater.
A1(M) = The designation given to a series of four separate motorway sections in England.
Hatfield = A town located in the county of Hertfordshire, England.
Lorry = Known as a "truck" to Americans.
Sainsbury's = Major supermarket chain in the UK.
Nik Naks = Brand name of a British corn-based snack that's similar to Crunchy Cheetos (but with non-cheese flavors). There is also a South African snack with the same name with similar features.
Hobnobs = See "Biscuit"; Hobnobs is a brand name.
Volez les... = French for "Steal the..."
Vol-au-vent = Hollow puff pastry with a savory creamy filling. It's pretty similar to chicken pot pie. Doesn't always have chicken; it can be filled with ham, mushrooms, salmon, etc.
Lurpak = Danish brand name of butter.
Snack a Jacks = Flavored discs of puffed rice, made by Quaker. If you're familiar with Quaker brand Rice Cakes in North America, they're pretty similar.
Jaffa Cakes = Biscuit-sized cakes made of layers of Genoise sponge cake, orange flavored jam, and a chocolate coating.
Penguins = A chocolate-based snack that is similar to Australian "Tim Tams." Jay Foreman says to "pick up the Penguins," referencing the official slogan, "P...P...P...Pick up a...Penguin."
Yum-Yums = A type of glazed donut that is long and twisted, instead of round with a hole in the middle.
Sweeties = From what I can tell, this is just a generic term, like "Candy."
In germany Yum Yum is known as Chinese instant noodles often eaten raw by children
Thanks for helping our American brothers.
Besides some of the specific branded foods, most Americans are used to these terms. Still want to thank you for the penguins though.
Are we seriously going to let him call Jaffa Cakes cakes?
@@ryledra6372 yes because they are cakes
Now this is a weird episode of Unfinished London
@@FakePale It's not Unfinished London you goof, it's Map Men.
Gum Skyloard you utter fool, it's definitely Politics Unboringed
@@GumSkyloard Exactly. That's what I wanted to say.
@@mario38ize No, this is singing one syllable off
Unfinished London: Security is too low
"Run awaying without paying" that's such an awesome line! One of my favourite songs and it suits me so much haha
yeet from the future
Same dude
It's cool that youtube comments before were so normal than now.
@@rileybagnall2250 quit necroposting
i am just hopping into the thread
Why isn't this in Eurovision, it should have one.
Gobind Kapoor
Brexit.
@@hucnganh yeah but UK is still in europe just not EU
@@hucnganh Australia
What should it have one of? 🧐
@@CJT3X one of these
Jay in 2008: *Stealing food*
Jay in 2019: *M A P M E N* (eating maps)
Probably stole that map
@Spanishguy yaaaaa
Wait, don't you mean eating food and stealing maps?
Stealing maps
Stealing maps
Stealing maps maps maps
Read while singing this song
@@1degabyte238 Geo Now doesn't count.
Props to Jay for still looking through these comments 12 years later. Also, if you see this Jay then will we be getting more music? I know your into map stuff now but you never know.
Hello! I use an app that shows me all comments across my channel, no matter how old the video is. There’s no plans to make any more songs for this channel, I’m afraid. Whereas this channel used to be a casual dumping ground for all my videos, live clips and all, it’s now become my full-time job. And I’m afraid I’m compelled by The Algorithm with a capital A to keep this channel for educational map-related videos only. I’ve not given up on my musical comedy though. I’m still gigging and touring, I just won’t be adding clips to this channel anymore. Maybe I’ll start a second channel for music stuff. Haven’t decided yet. And haven’t really written much new stuff in a long time. Keep an eye on my website and twitter for updates on any music stuff I might be working on in the future.
@@JayForeman That sounds amazing! Your music is so fun and entertaining so I will definitely stay tuned. Thank you!
@@JayForeman Maybe an idea if you have any comedy videos that are not like Map Men or Unfinished London would be to create a second channel which you could use as a dumping ground. This is just an idea though
You're* into
Sorry.
@@JayForeman would love to see more of your music even if its on a second channel
The fact that he put a mouthful of butter directly into his gob at 1:12 is a true testiment to how much effort he puts into his art
Butter is quite nice on its own, sometimes! (If I don't have cheese, I like to pretend the salted variant is cheese!)😅
BUT ITS MARGARINE
"If there's ten of you at least" but there are only seven of you...
Shhhhhh.....
we mostly figure the driver, his boss and the insurance man were in on the job....
"Seven" would mess up the word meter. Do you even word? Learn to music.
Sev'n.
Well, if you consider that only Purple Shirt Guy did anything and everyone else just got in behind him and slowed the whole process down, one person would have been better.
its come to a point where i don't ask how jay managed to film all this without getting in any trouble
He did didn't you see the people chasing after him
Sanic The Headshot nhe probably paid for it then told them it was for a video
University film societies are wonderful things
He didn't get in trouble cuz he hid it in his jumper
Well, considering the dude in the van was Will Seaward...
1:52 the dark origin of Map Men
Youre right.... This is their first ever map. And theyre using it for an organized crime. Great start.
@@davidmella1174 he painstakingly drew this fake map only for Geography Now! to use this as well.
Since this is less than 3 minutes, this could be a brilliant Eurovision entry! Maybe even a winner!
This would definitely bring the content back to Britain.
its actually 3 minutes and 3 seconds
@@iurope4834 yeah, but the three seconds have no audio
It's weird how Jay can create a nostalgic aura even though I first watched this a year ago.
This song is 6 days older than me
@poi4756You are sixteen now, I am eleven!
When this video was uploaded, I had just started university, was dating my first girlfriend, I was thin, and I was lost and confused about the direction my life was going in.
Now that first girlfriend is married to someone else, I'm single and overweight, and I'm still lost and confused about the direction my life is going in. Probably because of all the food I stole.
Thanks for making me feel so old today, Mr Jay Foreman, sir.
This is a story
Petition for Jay to make a remastered version of this song
Nah, it's already perfect
@@realname4625 what about a HD version
@@Ihaveagasmask nah, it's good enough
Jay looks so young inside that shed
8 years and he still has that talent! :)
11 now and still
12 years now. Still great.
12 years now
And still looks young..
13 years now.
I love how you can just hear the smile in his voice at "run awaying without paying puts me in a good mood".
First verse: nicking from friends for Funsies
Last verse: Ocean's Eleven
this is the exact guy that taught me the history of tower bridge, how political parties work and why the 2d map will never be perfect
...and 4 ways to steal food.
2:25 At first I was like, how is he going to steal the van on the passenger side, then I remembered, oh yeah, Britain...
me too!
You are both very silly
@@gingerfool TRUE!
That's what I was thinking the first few times and then I realized .
@@bogdanserban3792 *Realised
This is my favourite song from Oliver Twist.
Ok
Ok
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Ok
I have but TWO things to say:
1) What a crowbar of nostalgia it is the face to recognise that York Costcutter! It made me realise that I only narrowly missed Jay's time at the uni, as I began my first year in 2010. 😭
2) I recognised Will Seaward as the man in the van! How far back does the gang go?!
That is a very narrow margin. That's sad.
The year is 2020 now, and I belive this is still the most relevent song
cool
2:29
the new gta looks so realistic
Ironically GTA V looks better than this
@@sharcc2511 Controvertial comments like this make me wish the dislike counter still existed.
@@elijaha773 yeah it’s would be cool
@@sharcc2511 Gta looks better, like it runs in 1080p-4K. But isn’t better than this masterpiece of a video and masterpiece of song.
This man is the new Roald Dahl. I wish i lived in Egnland so i could visit one of his shows. -From Canada with love.
Poor Simon, don't know who he is, but I feel bad for mainly him.
He gets lots of dairy stolen from him.
He must be hungry.
Maybe Simon has just become dairy intolerant and Jay's doing a favour by eating his dairy foods. 🤔😆😆😆
Maybe Simon IS a cow 😳
I'm guessing its the Simon Winkler from the credits. I cant tell which of them that is though. Google has a couple of Simon Winklers, including one that looks like he might be in the right age range, but he doesnt really look like anyone in the video
2:45 love how he starts the next line immediately without a pause because he's in a hurry after realising the guy woke up
The melody and the rhymes on this are legimately great.
Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food
Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood
Though my friends say that I shouldn't
There is nothing that I wouldn't Steal Food, Food, Food, Food, Food
I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac
While my friends are having dinner is when I like to attack
I say "Look, what's that behind you?"
And they turn around to see,
Then I finish what they're eating
and I say "It wasn't me"
Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food
Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood
Food is so much more delicious if my friends are all suspicious
Stealing Food, Food, Food, Food, Food
Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your apetite
Is to eat from your friend's cupboards in the middle of the night
But no matter if you're tempted, you should never take the lot;
Leave the packaging behind, remind them what they haven't got
Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food
When I risk it for a biscuit then I'm in a good mood
It's the best of all decisions, going klepto on provisions
Steal Food, Food, Food, Food, Food
At the local supermarket they've got food on every shelf
Simply hide it in your jumper: you can take it for yourself
If the camera doesn't see you and you're relatively quick
You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick
Run away-ing without paying puts me in a good mood
With my method, tried and tested, I will never be arrested
On the A1 in Hatfield there's warehouse, yes that's right
Massive lorryloads of food go in and out all day and night
If you're clever with your timings and there's 10 of you, at least
You'll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast
Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food
Jacking lorryloads from Sainsbury's puts me in a good mood
Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing Stealing Food, Food, Food, Food, Food
Pinch the peanuts,
Nick the Nik-Naks,
Take the Teabags,
Burgle the Beef Burgers
Grab the Grape Juice
Rob the Rice Cakes
Heist the Hob Nobs
Vole le Vol Le Vent
Lift the Lurpak
Snatch the Snack-A-Jacks
Jack the Jaffa Cakes
Pick up the Penguins
Yoink the Yum-Yums
Swipe the Sweeties
Stealing Food
Juice rob?
Oughtn't it be "vole le vol-au-vent"
Thanks!
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Rebooted Spinel this comment didn’t age well
Costcutter. Jesus, I've stepped into a northern British time capsule..
To be fair, this video is from 2008. That particular Costcutter is the one in Market Square of the Heslington West campus of the University of York, and it's now a Nisa (as of about 2014)
Quoting from MapMen
“I am from the South of england”
@@vvmax4375 it says in the description York University
Costcutter still exists tho…
Not sure if you still read comments from videos this old but I find myself coming back to your songs every now and then (I've actually purchased your albums a few years back!). It's not just the lyrics I really love but also the accompanying music. While I don't play music myself, I really appreciate the little details like the catchy bass notes and certain chord progressions. I can't really explain but everything is just brilliant.
Jay for the love of heck, please write more songs and consider putting them on Spotify (use a distributor like DistroKid, CD Baby, Ditto, TuneCore, etc). Maybe make a separate music channel if this one isn't suited anymore. You're a top notch songwriter and I'd love to hear more original music from you. Much love
TH-cam has finally decided to recommend this video from 11 years ago to me
What a nice historian and youtube teacher, he'd definitely never steal food
on a recent school trip students were able to do a musical performance. we did this song while doing some acting.
i can now flex that our performance was the teachers' favourite.
run awaying without paying puts me in a good mood~
I like how the song goes from stealing food from your friends to shoplifting to stealing a van
I'm obsessed with this. Just makes me happy. Love it
2:14 I feel like if Jay had made the song later in his career the "stealing"s would have gone on for much longer for comedic effect.
I keep returning to this song, it's so good
Your music is so great! :))
Great song, I've been showing this to all my friends and we've all become addicted to the song.
Next come the grand theft
it's been years since I've seen this
*It's still great*
I hesitated at first, but "heist the hob-nobs" won me over.
2:36 let’s take a minute to appreciate this 2000’s young-adult fashion choices
I assure you I was just as unfashionable then as I would be wearing those clothes now.
@@JayForeman why you didn't age after almost 13 years?
@Dima grandma’s food
@@belgianlettuce5409 Because he’s dead, that’s why
@@belgianlettuce5409
I call it the "Silly Semi-Educational TH-camr Effect", be it Tom, Jay or someone else, they're all free from the shackles of aging
This song came out 12 years and I can’t believe it took me long years to find out about this new debut song lol. 😝
Oh my bloody goodness.
I was watching a live version of this and I want to this exact video and it actually made the music actually made sense and is not ''Stealing food eating'' then ''Jack the Jaffa Cakes'', it was actually good
Please English speak
I get a warm feeling anytime I watch this. Just something about the low quality of the camera brings nostalgia for a time I never experienced myself.
1:59 Precursor map of Map Men
Steal Stack
"Pick up the Penguins" cracked me up!
We just passed the 12th anniversary of this video.
Also who came here from Jay's live stream where he DIDN'T play this despite like 80 requests
Did he say why, or simply ignored the requests? :V
He still replies to comments on his oldest video from 2008. Respect.
My TH-cam Studio App alerts me of the latest comments from across my channel, no matter how old the video is. Responding to comments is a fun way to spend the time if I’m, say, bored on an escalator.
@@JayForemana
I remember watching your show in ropetackle in shoram what a show
I thought "risk it for a bisquit" was the best rhime in history of music until, some seconds later, I heard "runawaying without paying".
I love Jay Foreman so much
Why the hell did this appear in my recommend?? Not gonna I don’t mind that much, this is a banger
Why did I suddenly remember this after 4 years 😶
I ain't complainin'! 🤗
Lord have mercy how has it been nearly ten years since first seeing this vid 😭😭😭😭 I'm too young to be old
what an absolutely legendary filmmaker and what a banger to start with
This song still hold up well after a dozen years.
bloody marvellous! Biscuits all round.
There are so many words for theft!
12 years ago I was a uni student in the UK and jay's older videos, especially this one, give me incredible nostalgia.
0:00 the map legend was born
With the way prices are going we'll all be doing it. Genius
How did 29 people dislike this? This is dope! My top track for the gym.
It's the people he stole from
@@Nugcon I think they should all get their own own food since they're so bad at keeping track of their own food food.
2:07 Wait a minute, that's not in the AI(M) in Hatfield at all! It's Hospital Fields Rd in Old York!
Old York?
@@SOS_JA The place where County Yorkshire got its name from
Hard to conceive how long ago this was, yet also how recent it was.
I like how the song progresses from small annoying stealing to raiding a warehouse
Over a decade later and this is still excellent 👍
I recently discovered the “unfinished London” series and was looking for the first episode.
Instead I find this masterpiece.
When my strange addiction turns into organised crime
2008 Jay: I love to steal food
2019 Jay: Pretend that you are happy so you won't think about how miserable life is
This is literally a work of art :)
"if there are ten of you at least"
There are 7 people
Not 8?
"Runnawaying" is my new favorite word
2020: steeling toilet paper
And people paying with toilet paper when people are panic buying. 😂🤣
Almost 14 years of this masterpiece
Wow! Where has the video been all my life? So good!
I love the consistent rhyming, it's so satisfying and funny
I watch this directly after stealing food from the fridge at night.
Early TH-cam is wild to look back on.
Which is to say this is very good, and I'm glad I found it through the map men and unfinished London stuff!!
from a comedy singer to my geography teacher
One of my favourite TH-cam videos of all time I love you forever Jay Foreman
I like how the music video progresses from Jay being a petty food stealer who takes food from his friends until it goes to him shoplifting and then hijacking a whole vehicle full of food
1:39 the best part
Jay you are my favourite Gastronomic Kleptomaniac
whenever I am in a bad mood I listen to this and it reminds me of being a nightmare student housemate and I'm glad I have such a capacity for playful menace buried deep within my soul
Jay's first video and wow it is still epic today I first heard this in around 2013 when I was 5 and I still love this now!
Also that is the 1000th comment on this video nice!
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Oh my god... Mr. Foreman. Absolute genius
What's the stickers on the kid's eyes at costcutter 1:31
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Eating what belongs to others
Puts me in a good mood
Though my friends say that I shouldn't
There is nothing that I wouldn't
Steal, food, food, food, food, food
I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac
While my friends are having dinner
Is when I like to attack
I say "look, what’s that behind you?"
And they turn around to see
Then I finish what they're eating
And I say it wasn't me
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Chiefing chips and pinching Pringles
Puts me in a good mood
Food is so much more delicious
If my friends are all suspicious
Stealing food, food, food, food, food
Now, the most efficient way
To satisfy your appetite
Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards
In the middle of the night
But no matter if you’re tempted
You should never take the lot
Leave the packaging behind
Remind them what they haven’t got
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
When I risk it for a biscuit
Then I'm in a good mood
It's the best of all decisions
Going klepto on provisions
Stealing food, food, food, food, food
At the local supermarket
They've got food on every shelf
Simply hide it in your jumper
You can take it for yourself
If the camera doesn't see you
And you're relatively quick
You can fill yourself for days
With all the things that you can nick
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Run-away-ing without paying
Puts me in a good mood
With my method tried and tested
I will never be arrested
Stealing food, food, food, food, food
On the A1(M) in Hatfield
There’s a warehouse, yes that’s right
Massive lorry-loads of food
Go in and out all day and night
If you’re clever with your timing
And there’s ten of you at least
You’ll be driving home a lorry
With a veritable feast
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys
Puts me in a good mood
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
Food, food, food, food, food
Pinch the peanuts
Nick the Nik Naks
Take the teabags
Burgle the beef burgers
Grab the grape juice
Rob the rice cakes
Heist the Hobnobs
Volez les vol-au-vents
Lift the Lurpak
Snatch the Snack a Jacks
Jack the Jaffa Cakes
Pick up the Penguins
Yoink the yum-yums
Swipe the sweeties
Stealing food
Nice thx
This song is still amazing even in 2020
Jay, this video always cheers me up. Thank you for having made this.
I remember this one on the Radio all the time a classic!!!
Really?! What radio station??
@@JayForeman Cool Fm of course